车震是什么体验?
2021-07-22 盲雪 22094
正文翻译
What's it like to have sex in a car?

车震是什么体验?

Alice Tsymbarevich, I know the ABC of kink
First thing - don't forget the parking brake!

首先-别忘了拉手刹!

Weirdly enough, it's awesome, but you just need the right car. I have had sex in four different cars and I haven't figured out what made one car better than another; yet, there was a clear leader (or perhaps it was a combination of the car + the man who knew how to navigate his movements around the cramped space).

非常奇怪,那是非常爽的,但是你需要合适的车。我曾在四种不同的车里试过,但还没发现是什么让一种车比另一种要好。但有一条原则是明显的(这或许需要人车合一,这个人得知道如何在狭窄的空间内控制他的运动)
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It's absolutely great if you find the right way to position yourselves, the right places for leverage, the right handles and the right footholds. After that you just brace yourself and go to town! If the car is parked in a good spot that is unlikely to be disturbed or discovered, you can relax and let yourself go. If not, perhaps you may be thrilled by the possibility of someone walking by. (In all cases but two, there always was someone walking by. Those people walking their dogs will find any desolate path somehow!)

如果你能找到正确的位置来,手脚不会感到不适,也适合做功,那么将是非常棒的体验。在这之后,你就支撑好自己开始吧。如果车停在一个不容易被打扰和发现的地方,你就可以放松然后自由发挥了。如果不是,你将处于可能被路过的人发现的兴奋之中。(有两种情况例外1.总会有人经过2.那些遛狗人不知怎么地总能发现任何的荒凉小路。)

Otherwise, a car is a wonderfully versatile location. You can lie back with your legs on the dashboard. You can stick your legs or one of them out of the window. You can straddle your partner this or that way or lean over from the other seat. You can step outside and lean against the car, having sex standing up (but be careful, leaning hard can bend the exterior paneling!). You can shift seats this and that way, get comfortable around the back seat... if you have a van or a pickup truck, you're even luckier.

另外,一辆通用定位的车将是非常棒的。你可以躺下来,把脚放到仪表盘上。你可以把脚伸出窗子。你可以让你的同伴这样那样地跨坐上来,也可以让他/她趴在另一个座位上。你也可以站在车外,靠在车上,站着做*(但是小心点,靠太狠了会把车皮弄弯的)。你可以调一调座椅,使后座舒服一些…如果你有一辆箱式货车或者带蓬小卡车,你就走运了。

(Some also get kinky by putting a condom over the gear stick, if you get what I mean... I haven't tried that but it's tempting.)

(有些古怪的人也会在档位杆上放一个避孕套,如果你懂我意思的话…我还没试过但那确实诱人)

Then you get the chore of wiping all the windows clean of fog, so keep your car stocked on wiping tissues or paper towels :) And make sure you don't litter with your condoms around the car! There are trash cans for that, you know.

然后就是打扫现场的零星工作,擦掉玻璃上的雾,记得车上带着纸巾。避孕套别乱扔,扔在垃圾桶里。

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Anonymous
To balance out the answers saying it's uncomfortable and cramped, I'd like to say that it can be a lot of fun, with the right car and the right girl (and at the right time). If the passenger seat reclines significantly, it works pretty well with the girl on top (although you will have to put up with a few moments of "set up").

相对其他说不舒服和拥挤的答案,我想说如果有合适的车,合适的人(合适的时间),那是很愉快的。把乘客座位最大地放倒,采用女上是很合适的。(当然你得花点时间“设置”)

It's not as comfortable as, say, a bed, but for me it's always involved spontaneity, so we didn't really care (I think it also helped that we'd had sex many times before. Less pressure and more familiarity). Pulling off the highway because you can't wait any longer is exciting enough that you don't really care if your leg's getting crushed and your neck's a little strained.

虽然不像床那么舒服,但是对我来说总是会自然地情不自禁,所有我们并不是十分在意(我想这也很我们之前做过很多次有关。更熟悉更少的压力)。当你足够兴奋停在高速路边时,你是不在乎腿被压着或者脖子扭着的。

Anonymous
I lost my virginity in a car.

我的第一次是在车里。
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It was my freshman year of college. I'd returned home during spring break and an old female friend of mine invited me to hang out at the mall for the evening. We went shopping, held hands, flirted, and by the time we got back to my car, we were making out. We moved into the front seats. Clothes started to come off, so I suggested we pause for a minute and get to a more secluded part of the parking lot.

那是我大一时。春假的时候我回家,我的一个老朋友(女)叫我晚上一起去超市。我们买东西,牵手,调情,当我们回到车上时就开始亲热了。我们换到前座。开始脱衣服,然我说暂停一下,把车挪到停车场更隐蔽的地方。

We pulled up in a dark corner and got naked in the back seat. It was cold out, so I kept the car running, thinking it would help keep the car warm. Big mistake. I sprawled out across my back seat and she mounted me, riding me for around 15 minutes. Suddenly, the indoor light turned on and a very embarrassed, uncomfortable looking cop stood in the open door. "This is a public place, you shouldn't be doing this here. Get dressed and go." Terrified I was about to get arrested, I threw on my pants and pulled out of the parking lot as my friend dressed herself in the back seat. I can't say it was a good experience. In fact, it traumatized me to such a degree that I wouldn't have sex again for three years. As far as the car itself, it was uncomfortable, cramped, and not an ideal place.

我们停在停车场的一个隐蔽角落,然后在后座上脱光了。天气很冷,所有我让车运行着,以为可以让车暖和点,大错误!我大字型躺在后座上,她骑在我上边,骑我骑了大概15分钟。突然,车内灯亮了,并且一个非常尴尬和难受的警察真站在前门看我。“这是公共场合,你不应该在这儿做这事。穿上衣服走。”以为要被逮捕的我吓坏了,我穿上裤子赶紧开出停车场,而她在后座穿衣服。我不能说这是个很好的体验。实际上,这在精神上深深地伤害了我,以至于我之后三年都没有性生活。至于车(震)本身,不舒服,狭窄,不是个理想的地方。
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I've had sex in cars a few more times since then. They remain awful venues. You can't move around, all positions are uncomfortable, and you risk some injury should one of you misplace a leg and tumble. The best sexual experience I've had in a car exclusively involved hands and oral. Cars are fine for fingering, blowjobs, and handjobs. Cunnlingus and penetration are possible, but you'd be better off finding somewhere less cramped to do them.

这之后我也在车里做过几次。体验还是不好。你不能动,哪个位置都不舒服,而且要是手指和脚没放对位置,你还会伤到自己。在车里仅有的良好体验都是和手和口相关的。在车里手活、口活是不错的,那个也可以,但最好还是找个其他舒服点的地方做。

Anonymous
Incommodious. Hot when done properly (read: quickly but with appropriate gusto).

不舒服。合适的时候(快速又带着适当的热情),很激情。

A trial when bungled (bruises, limbs falling asleep, bonking one's head, seat belt hazards, illegal use of the horn...Not hot).

一次试验时搞遭了(擦伤、四肢僵硬、撞到头、安全带缠着了、不小心按着喇叭…一点都不酷)

ON the car is a more accommodating choice, if one is certain to be out of the view of children, and the car can survive the physics.

在车上边(车外)是个不错的选择,如果你能确定不会被小孩们看见,并且车也能承受这点冲击。

Anonymous
Agree with others. A lot of the time, your attention is on figuring out the most comfortable position than on your partner. And then beyond a point you just give up and do what the car allows you to do.

同意其他人的意见。大多数时候,你的注意力都在找最合适的位置,而不是放在你的同伴身上。并且某个时候,你就放弃了,然后做点车子里允许你做的。

On the flipside, one of my ex-girlfriends found the idea of doing it in a parking lot exciting. This got her more aroused and therefore, more adventurous.

另一方面,我的一个前女友发现在停车位上做是很令人兴奋的。这也使她更有欲望并且因此,更愿意冒险。

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