银河飞将!意大利陆军坦克在夜间军演期间误炸鸡舍,导致多鸡丧生,肇事坦克现被警局扣押
2021-03-22 碧波荡漾恒河水 34455
正文翻译


Italian Army tank accidentally blew up a chicken coop during military exercise
The farm owners only found out this morning when they found dead chickens
An investigation has been launched by magistrates into the incident

意大利陆军坦克在军事演习中不小心炸掉了一个鸡笼
农场主今早发现死鸡后才得知此事
地方法官已对此事展开调查

A chicken coop was accidentally blown up by an Italian tank during an overnight military exercise.

在一次夜间军事演习中,一辆意大利坦克不小心炸掉了一个鸡笼。

A large number of birds were killed in the accident, which occurred last night, on the outskirts of Vivaro, a small town close to an army shooting range.

昨晚有大量鸡在维瓦罗郊区发生的事故中死亡。维瓦罗是一个靠近军队射击场的小镇。

The damage caused by the tank was only discovered by the farm owners this morning when they saw part of their chicken shed had collapsed.

今天早上,养鸡场的主人看到鸡舍部分倒塌,才发现这辆坦克造成的“战果”。

It is believed the military would not have noticed the mistake immediately because the shot did not start a fire upon impact.

据信,军方不会立即注意到这个错误,因为这一炮在击中后并未引起火灾。

Local media report that magistrates in the nearby city of Pordenone have opened an investigation into the incident and have impounded the tanks involved in the exercise.

当地媒体报道说,附近城市波尔德诺内的地方官员已经对这起事件展开调查,并扣押了参与演习的坦克。

The investigation will look to answer why the tank had fired in the general direction of the town, rather than the area reserved for shooting - in the opposite direction, Reppublica reports.

据《共和报》报道,此次调查将找到原因,搞清楚为什么这辆坦克大致朝向城镇的方向开火,而预留的射击区域在相反的方向。

The Italian army has not made any immediate comment.

意大利军队没有立即发表评论。

评论翻译
Hecky Burst
Stick to your strengths, Italy. Make pasta. Maybe something with chicken.

意大利,坚持你的强项。做意大利面。来点鸡肉吧。
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Cloudyskies997, No Calif, United States
Oops! The jokes write themselves! The Italians are almost the last ethic group is okay to tease. I say this as someone of 100% Italian descent on both sides (at least as far as I know)

哎呀!真是个大笑话!意大利人几乎是最不喜欢被嘲笑的民族。我说这句话的时候,两边都坐着操一口纯意大利口音的人(至少据我所知)。
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Kevin, Mellor brook, United Kingdom
Oh Dear, that will get the feathers flying.

我的天呐,那不是一地鸡毛?

Deansgate Stroller, Mancunia, United Kingdom
Chicken, eh. Appropriate.

鸡(懦夫),额,恰如其分。

Hi-Yo Silver, Maximus Brexitus, United Kingdom
They were only supposed to blow the bl@@@y doors off.

他们原本只能把那扇该死的门炸掉的。

Devon Rémy, Orange, United States
This makes me sad. And no one cares because "they're just chickens."

这件事让我满怀悲伤,而且没人在乎那些受害者,因为“它们只是鸡”。

Very Last Englishman, Home Counties, United Kingdom
This is what happens when the EU tasks Italy to deal with Turkey.

当意大利在欧盟任务中对付土耳其,就会发生这种情况。
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MrFunkia, Loughborough, United Kingdom
It's Finger Lickin' Good!

吮指鸡真好吃!

Ace Lightning, Conestoga Hills, United States
That was fowl.

太残暴了。

OverTheRainbow737, Nottingham , United Kingdom
Scrambled eggs for breakfast then.

那么早餐吃炒鸡蛋吧。

Pusser1975, Horley, United Kingdom
They thought it was a military coup not coop ! (Sorry it's been a long day )

他们以为这是军事政变,而不是鸡笼!(对不起,这是漫长的一天)

Redhoops6, Welwyn Garden City, United Kingdom
And achieved it, going backwards too!!!

而且他们做到了,还全身而退了!!

Mestral, Carbon Creek, United Kingdom
Mind you the chickens set up a strong defensive perimeter and fought to the last hen, the Italians nearly surrendered, twice.

提醒你,鸡们建立了一个强大的防御圈,战斗到最后一只鸡,而意大利人几乎投降,两次。

MG Worcester., Worcester, United Kingdom
A ' crack ' shot.

爆笑。

Made in Cardiff, Suffragette City, Western Sahara
Isn't it true that Italian tanks have 5 gears, 1 to go forward & 4 to go backwards. Blowing up a chicken coop is fowl.

意大利坦克有5个档,1个前进档,4个后退档,不是吗?炸掉鸡笼都算很猛了。

Henry Alexander, Regional Victoria, Australia
They import them from France.

他们是跟法国学的。

jjeyc10, Limavady, United Kingdom
Dear ne, shortage of chicken near the perimeter.

亲爱的意大利人,附近可没多少鸡啊。

NM2, notts, United Kingdom
Must be the only successful battle they've ever come out top of.

这肯定是他们唯一一次成功的战斗。

Forever Respectful, London, United Kingdom
Don't panic Mr Manwering!!

别慌,Manwering先生!!

ddyjd, london, United Kingdom
Probably going in reverse.

可能他们是倒着走的。

Bluesky84, Notfaraway, United Kingdom
The words Italian army and chicken go together very well!

意大利军队和鸡,这两个词很相配!

RiceANDchipstonight, Leeds , United Kingdom
Along with garlic, olive oil and Chianti I suppose.

我觉得还有大蒜,橄榄油和基安蒂酒。

ajblack, Salford, United Kingdom
Cracking shot....its the only thing they have ever hit.

神射……这是他们有史以来击中的唯一的东西。
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dippyc, Boringville, United Kingdom
Doesn't surprise anyone really.

这有什么好奇怪的。

Mulebreath, Bristol, United Kingdom
Italian tanks have 6 reverse gears and one forward

意大利坦克有6个倒挡和1个前进挡。

madsailor, Blackpool, United Kingdom
Starting small before they attack Turkey.

在他们进攻土耳其之前,必须从小处开始。

Hothead73, Lancashire, United Kingdom
This does not surprise me at all.

这件事我一点也不奇怪。
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Wee Jimmy cliff, Billericky, United Kingdom
Fowl play

不公平。

Cortana100, Dorset, United Kingdom
They got the order to fire from Colonel Sanders.

他们从桑德斯上校那里收到了开火的命令。

gonadthebabarian, down sarf, United Kingdom
How the hell can an army tank blow up a chicken coup

一台陆军坦克怎么会炸到一个鸡舍?

sometime maybe, stafford, United Kingdom
Just put an Italian in charge.... easy..

只需要让意大利人负责驾驶就行了……很简单。

gonadthebabarian, down sarf, United Kingdom
Fair point

说得对。

EX Eu prisoner , Krankieshire Scotland , United Kingdom
So the farmers never heard a shell landing

农民根本没听到炮弹落地的声音吗?

Asceptic, Bradford, United Kingdom
At least he didn't run away.

至少他没有逃跑。

questionitall, Darwin, Australia
Must be the only time the Italians did not run away. Then again they are related to the poor things.

这一定是意大利人唯一一次没有逃跑的战绩。但他们再一次与可怜的事情扯上了关系。

Inverg, dundee, United Kingdom
The Romans ( Italians) conquered most of the know world.

已知的世界大部分是罗马人(意大利人)征服的。

knowitallmost, Mars, United Kingdom
Was that because most homes had chicken pens back then?

难道是因为过去每家每户都有鸡笼?
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DevReb, Exeter, United Kingdom
The tank commander must have felt cooped up. Clearly a bad egg. .

这辆坦克的指挥官肯定被关禁闭了,很明显是个坏蛋。

questionitall, Darwin, Australia
That's it then......this lot can have the "honour" of leading the EU army.

就是这样……但其中很多人可以拥有领导欧盟军队的“荣耀”。

questionitall, Darwin, Australia
Wow, another hen party that went with a bang

哇哦,又一个女人派对变成了海天盛筵。

Stanley Bunfluff, Manchester, United Kingdom
They've not improved much since world war 2 it seems.

看起来他们自二战以来并没有多大长进。

CredenceWeeps, England, United Kingdom
I can't stop laughing

笑死我了。

CredenceWeeps, England, United Kingdom
So sorry, Chickens. They were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

对不起,各位鸡。他们原本只想炸掉那扇该死的门。

magpie1, cairns, Australia
well that's left the Italian army with egg on its face..........

嗯,结果意大利军队被糊了一脸鸡蛋液……

Inverg, dundee, United Kingdom
The magistrate impounded the tanks ?.

治安法官扣押了坦克?

fcg, Riverland, Australia
At least they can claim a victory at long last . . .

至少他们终于可以宣布胜利了……

Swiss Comment, Lausanne, Switzerland
Were they overwhelmed by the chickens and were running away

他们有没有被鸡吓的落荒而逃?

Henry Alexander, Regional Victoria, Australia
The Italian Army is the only army with a worse record than the French.

意大利军队是唯一一个战绩比法国军队还糟糕的军队。

Regal Rascal, Paradise Lost, United Kingdom
Breaking News; Italian Tank commander awarded the gold medal of military valour for defeating 412 chickens and a rabbit....

突发新闻:意大利坦克指挥官因击败412只鸡和一只兔子,而荣获金质勇猛勋章……

Tricky Fish, Warholm, South Georgia And The South Sandwich Islands
News upxe...they were being chased by the rabbit & crashed into the Hen house trying to escape...

新闻更新……他们被那只兔子追着跑,在拼命逃跑时撞塌了鸡舍……

Valleygamer, Virginia
Chicken oops!

鸡?哎呀!

Dwills, N Wales, United Kingdom
Where the chickens mocking them?

那些鸡怎么嘲讽他们了?

RealistMe, Sunshine Coast, Australia
That's about the best the Italians could do during WW2. Not that the students of today would know. They are being taught important subjects like 'circus skills, puppetry, wearable art. No joke. Spelling, punctuation, grammar, adding up are unheard off.

意大利人在二战中最多能做到这样了。而今天的学生们可不会知道。他们学的都是些重要课程,比如“马戏技巧、木偶戏、可穿戴艺术”。不开玩笑。他们从来没听过拼写、标点、语法、加法。

LAW, Somerset
Not true! They had exceptionally good naval special forces.

并不是!他们的海军特种部队格外的好。
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qrxta70, Pasadena, United States
What did those chickens know about Hillary?

这些鸡是不是知道了一些希拉里的内幕?

nakhonnowhere, Khon Kaen, Thailand
I bet the tank had SIX reverse gears?

我打赌这辆坦克有6个倒车档。

kinchevk1, Le Mont-Dore, New Caledonia
The next pasta shop.

下一家意大利面面馆。

Mortarion, Sheffield, United Kingdom
Chickens don't fight back, you see. It's the lack of arms, hands, opposable thumbs and military gear of their own that probably painted a target on their unfortunate backs.

要知道鸡是不会还击的。它没有手,没有脚,也没有手指,更没有自己的军事装备,这可能是他们遭到攻击的原因。

FormerPerson, Somewhere In The, United Kingdom
Newsflash Military coop in Italy. Fowl play suspected.

新闻快报:意大利发生军事政变,怀疑是家禽所为。

Paul from Brid, Bognor Regis, United Kingdom
I'm sure there will be a thorough henquiry......

我相信会有详细的调查......
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joe blob, London, United Kingdom
The tank crew were probably practising a rapid retreat manoeuvre and got disoriented.

坦克乘员可能是在练习快速撤退,从而迷失了方向。

Skint, Cheshire
What a mistska to makea

他们犯了一个很大的错误(意大利口音)。

lizzieap, kent, United Kingdom
Pollo pasta all round.

我周围都是意大利人。

Canary1971, Norwich, United Kingdom
Standard Italian army procedure, only fire on things that can't fire back.

意大利军队的标准程序,只会向无法反击的东西开火。

Tom Snoad, STALAG leicestershire, United Kingdom
Italian tanks only have reverse gears

意大利坦克只有倒档。

LAW, Somerset
'Wing commander...'? Am I missing something???

“银河飞将”?我是不是漏掉了什么??

John, Wiltshire, United Kingdom
I think that might have refereed to the leader of the chickens. Can't see the Italians having flying tanks.

我想那个词可能指的是鸡群的首领。我不觉得意大利人有飞行坦克。

Young Gordon, Dundee, United Kingdom
They are Italian, who is surprised?

毕竟是意大利人,有什么奇怪的?

davewhufc, london
but who won ? The Chickens ?

但谁赢了?是鸡吗?

John, Wiltshire, United Kingdom
They will all get a medal for that!

他们都将因此获得一枚奖章!
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Evil Gazebo, Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Finally, an enemy they can defeat.

终于出现了一个他们能打败的敌人。

dan.de.lyon, soton
Who are you calling 'Chicken'?

你说谁是“鸡”?

Signor Ugarte, Pago Pago, American Samoa
Where's a picture of the coop?

鸡笼的照片在哪里?

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