在你身上发生的最令人尴尬的事情是什么?(1)
2021-07-22 兰陵笑笑生 4036
正文翻译

What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

在你身上发生的最令人尴尬的事情是什么?

评论翻译
Sandy Jones
, lives in Arizona (2004-present)
I was trying on bra’s and panties at a VS store in the early 80’s. I was 24 and had a hard toned body with a fem look. I was waxed and hairless a the time. I picked out things to try on and asked permission to use a dressing room. They took me to a room and I stripped and started trying on the lingerie. Some items were too small and when the clerk asked how it was going I asked for bigger sizes. I cracked the door open and handed her the smaller ones so she could exchange for larger ones.
I heard the clerk tell another clerk that there was a pervert in the dressing room trying on lingerie. That clerk replied with oh not another one. The first clerk brought me the larger sizes and handed them over the top of the door. Here you go Sir, these are the larger sizes of bra and panties your requested she said loud enough for anyone else nearby to hear.
I slipped into the larger bra and panties (pink with lace) and was admiring the fit in the mirror, and yes I was somewhat excited and erect in them. There is a hard knock on the door. I expect it is the clerk again or someone trying to see if the room is in use. I reply with “occupied” and a male voice says to open the door now.
Opening the door a crack to see what is the issue, two policemen push the door wide open and see me standing there in the stores Bra and Panties with an obvious erection. I get pushed up against the wall and handcuffed. We don’t take kindly to perverts in our town exposing themselves. You are under arrest.
They physically removed me from the dressing room with a group of shoppers watching as I was taken out of the store wearing only the bra and panties and in handcuffs. I was crying and complaining and asking to get dressed in my clothes. I was just told to shut up and I could tell my story to the judge.
Taken all the way thru the mall, and outside to a squad car. Now 100 people have seen me in the bra and panties. I was taken to the Police station and marched inside like a criminal. booked and processed and put into a jail cell with 5 other men. All of them were laughing at me and saying nasty things. I was never so embarrassed in my life. I had to call my Brother to come and bail me out.

80年代初,我在一家VS商店试穿胸罩和内裤。我当时24岁,有一个硬朗的身体,外表很女性化。我当时打过蜡,没有体毛。我挑选了一些东西来试穿,并请求允许我使用一个更衣室。他们把我带到一个房间,我脱掉衣服,开始试穿内衣。有些东西太小了,当店员询问情况时,我要求更大的尺寸。我把门打开,把小号的递给她,让她换大号的。
我听到那个店员告诉另一个店员,有一个变态在更衣室里试穿内衣。那个店员回答说,不是吧,又来一个。第一个店员给我拿来了较大的尺寸,并把它们递到了门的上方。“给你,先生,这是你要的较大尺寸的胸罩和内裤”,她说得很大声,附近的人都能听到。
我穿上了更大的胸罩和内裤(粉红色带花边),在镜子里欣赏着它多合身,是的,我穿着它们让我有些兴奋和勃起。这时传来了用力的敲门声。我以为又是那个店员,或者有人想看看房间是否在使用。我回答说 "有人",一个男声说现在就开门。
我把门打开一条缝,想看看有什么问题,两个警察把门推开,看到我穿着商店的胸罩和内裤站在那里,明显地勃起了。我被推到墙上,戴上了手铐。“我们对本镇的变态者暴露自己的行为不能容忍。你被逮捕了。”
他们把我从更衣室里带走,一群购物者看着我被带出商店,我只穿着胸罩和内裤,还戴着手铐。我哭着抱怨,要求穿上我的衣服。我只是被告知要闭嘴,我可以向法官讲述我的故事。
一路被带过商场,在外面被带到一辆警车里。现在有100人看到我穿着胸罩和内裤的样子。我被带到警察局,像罪犯一样被带进去,被登记和处理,和其他5个人一起被关进牢房。所有的人都在嘲笑我,并说着难听的话。我一生中从未如此尴尬过。我不得不打电话给我哥哥,让他来保释我。

J. House
So you are a man trying on lingerie in VS? SERIOUSLY? What is wrong with you!? What woman wants to purchase a bra or panties that have been on a man's body? That is just gross. If you like to dress in women's underwear that is fine, but please do that at home, in privacy.
You deserved to be dragged out, every woman needs to know what you were doing. There is no justification for this behavior. Your rights weren't violated, every womans rights who wanted to shop that store have been violated. I would be appalled if I were in the dressing rooms trying on garments that were meant for my gender and there was a man with a hard on right next door.
There is no judgment on you wearing womens underwear, put on a pink boa and be you, just have the common decency to not violate the rights of actual real women.

所以你是一个在VS试穿内衣的男人?认真的吗?你是有什么毛病!?哪个女人愿意购买曾经在男人身上穿过的胸罩或内裤?这实在是太恶心了。如果你喜欢穿女人的内衣,没问题,但请在家里这么做,在隐私的地方。
你活该被拖出去,每个女人都需要知道你在做什么。这种行为没有任何正当理由。你的权利没有被侵犯,每个想去那家店购物的妇女的权利都被侵犯了。如果我在试衣间里试穿为我的性别设计的服装,而隔壁就有一个男人在勃起,我会感到震惊。
对你穿女式内衣没有任何意见,戴上粉红色的长绒围巾,做你自己,只要你有礼貌,不要侵犯真正的女性的权利。

Sandy Jones
VS was started by a cross dresser for other Men to have a place to shop and buy lingerie to wear themselves. Didn’t know that huh? It is just cloth or material…

VS是由一个异装癖者创办的,目的是为了让其他男人有一个购物和购买内衣的地方来穿自己的衣服。你不知道吗,嗯?它只是一块布或材料而已...

R Damien Shim
I have no issue with cross dresser, it's your private choice.
Next time you should consider purchasing the items first and try it at home. Despite the growing openness in our society in accepting people who are different, there are still social rules and norms to follow. Furthermore you were in a privately owned business place, so they have the right to set their rules about males trying on their lingerie.

我对异装癖没有意见,这是你的私人选择。
下次你应该考虑先购买物品,再在家里尝试。尽管我们的社会在接受不同的人方面越来越开放,但仍然有社会规则和规范需要遵循。此外,你是在一个私有的商业场所,所以他们有权制定关于男性试穿内衣的规则。

Sandy Jones
They gave me permission to use a dressing room as a male, to try on female lingerie. Apparently they had another person who violated them before I came into the store, so I got the brunt of them being mad or upset about that person. I was respectful to them and not trying to force my cross dressing or resulting erection on anyone. I even tried to hide myself when I cracked the door to hand over the smaller sizes. I was not showing myself or playing with myself in their store at all.

他们允许我以男性身份使用更衣室,试穿女性内衣。显然,在我进店之前,他们有另一个人违反了他们的规定,所以我成了那个受到他们对那个人的生气或不满的出气筒。我对他们很尊重,没有试图把我的异装癖或由此产生的勃起强加给任何人看。当我打开门递上小尺寸的产品时,我甚至试图隐藏自己。我根本没有在他们的商店里展示自己或自渎。

Theodora Alistar
You are right to expect to be treated respectfully. It was wrong to have you arrested without allowing you to put your clothes back on and having dragged you out the mall exposing you like a show. But I truly believe it is unacceptable to just disrespect the rules and try on underwear butt-naked. It’s unsanitary for you, as well as other unknowing customers. You should at least have the decency to respect that. You deserved to be arrested, but for that reason alone. You being male should not have mattered.

你期望得到尊重是对的。不让你穿上衣服就把你抓起来,还把你拖出商场,让你像表演一样暴露,这是不对的。但我真的认为,不尊重规则,光着屁股试穿内衣也是不可接受的。这对你和其他不知情的顾客都是不卫生的。你至少应该有尊重这一点的体面。你理应被逮捕,但也仅仅是因为这个原因。而不是因为你身为男性穿了女性内衣。

Lucas Alexander
Being arrested for unsanitary? So all homeless people should be arrested? All garbage men too?

因为不卫生而被捕吗?所以所有无家可归的人都应该被逮捕吗?还有垃圾处理工?

Theodora Alistar
Sigh. I’m saying that I don’t feel sorry for him for being arrested, because he didn’t respect the store’s policy. Saying he deserved to be arrested in the occasion doesn’t mean that I would call the cops on him. He should have definitely been kicked out of there for that reason alone though, as would anyone else, man or woman. But no one could have known. Unfortunately, these things are left to depend on the decency of the individual.
Now, what are you on about? Homeless people? Garbage men?? Both categories are harming themselves, they are not dragging anyone else down with them. Homeless people supposedly don’t have a choice and garbage men are actually admirable, their work is one of the most hazardous yet important to society. The health and safety risks they’re exposed to are a huge threat. I personally always stop to salute them and thank them for their service to keep us clean while risking their own ass and I always ask them if I can bring them something to drink etc to show them my respect.
No that that’s out of the way, what does any of it have to do with someone wearing underwear naked? In one case there’s a cause and in the other they’re just being inconsiderate subhumans. You do realize that they might actually infect the products they’re wearing if they’re not even clean down there (and given their actions they’re obviously not). I find it disgusting and when I walk into a store I respect its policy, I don’t go about doing whatever I want, disregarding other people.

叹气。我是说,我并不为他被逮捕而感到遗憾,因为他没有尊重商店的政策。说他在这种场合下被逮捕是活该,并不意味着我会对他呼叫警察。不过,仅凭这个原因,他肯定应该被赶出那里,就像其他任何人一样,无论男女。但没有人能够知道。不幸的是,这些事情只能靠个人的体面来决定。
现在,你在说什么?无家可归的人?垃圾处理工?这两类人都是在伤害自己,他们并没有把其他人拖下水。无家可归的人据说没有选择,而垃圾处理工实际上是令人钦佩的,他们的工作是对社会最危险却又最重要的工作之一。他们所面临的健康和安全风险是一个巨大的威胁。我个人总是停下来向他们致敬,感谢他们冒着生命危险为我们保持清洁的服务,我总是问他们我是否能给他们带点喝的等等,以表示我对他们的尊重。
不说这些了,这和有人裸体试穿内衣有什么关系?一种情况是有原因的,另一种情况是毫不为别人考虑的变态。你知道吗,如果他们下面不干净,他们可能真的会感染他们所穿的产品(鉴于他们的行为,他们显然不干净)。我觉得这很恶心,当我走进一家商店时,我尊重它的政策,我不会只去做我想做的事情,而无视其他人。

Krystie
If you don't find this story disturbing you can call yourself transphobic because that is what you are. I was once, years ago, assisted by a VS clerk for a bra fitting. I tried on various bras and although I didn't try on any underwear, I had a pack of them to buy that I could've tried on if I wanted to. No one would have called me a perv, humiliated me, or arrested me. Why them? They are just as human as I am with the same rights. Fuck anyone who defends the clerks and cops actions. It's about treating humans with decency and respect. If this person was not a threat, there was absolutely no reason to build assumptions based on ignorance, and worse, act on those assumptions. Just horrible.

如果你不觉得这个故事令人不安,你可以说自己是仇恨变性人的那种人了,别否认,因为你就是这样的人。几年前,我有一次在VS店员的协助下试穿胸罩。我试穿了各种胸罩,虽然我没有试穿任何内衣,但我有一包要买的内衣,如果我想的话,我可以试穿。没有人会说我是变态,羞辱我,或逮捕我。为什么他们要这么干(逮捕他)?他们和我一样都是人,都有同样的权利。去他妈的任何为店员和警察的行为辩护的人。这是一件关于以体面和尊重的方式对待人类的事情。如果这个人不是一个威胁,就绝对没有理由在无知的基础上建立假设,更糟糕的是,根据这些假设采取行动。这真是太可怕了。

Danny Webb
Asking out of genuine curiousity/confusion, but aren’t bras also classifed as underwear? And wouldn’t it be equally as frowned upon to try on bras against the bare skin as it would for knickers/underpants or swimwear?

出于真的好奇/困惑,但胸罩不是也被归类为内衣吗?在裸露的皮肤上试穿胸罩,不是和试穿内裤或泳装一样不被允许的吗?

Mary Gordon
Cis woman here. Tits do not leak body fluids unless you are breastfeeding. Trying on bras is like trying on tees. Not unhygienic. Not like underwear which you are NOT allowed to try on naked. Only over other clothing. So, yeah, it’s gross and pervy for anyone to be trying out underwear on their naked body in a change room and getting hot and bothered, which we all know contributes to more ick on the undies. Preen in your panties at home after you have purchased them. This has nothing to do with gender identity.

顺性别女生在这里。乳房不会泄漏体液,除非你在哺乳期。试穿胸罩就像试穿T恤。并非不卫生。不像内衣,你不允许裸体试穿。只能在其他衣服外面试穿。所以,是的,任何人在更衣室里用自己的裸体试穿内衣,并使其变得热乎乎的,这是很恶心和变态的,我们都知道这会在内衣上留下更多的污点。请在购买内裤后,再在家中试穿。这与性别认同没有关系。
(顺性别是指性别认同与出生时指定性别相同的人的一个术语。例如:一个人的性别认同是女性并且出生时被指定女性,这个人就是顺性别女性。顺性别一词与跨性别刚好相反。 以顺性别为标准看待社会的世界观被称作“顺性别主义”。)
原创翻译:龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处


Douglas McDonald
OMG what a horrendous story. Fortunately, I would think our culture has changed these days. The act of having policemen attending under your circumstances was unwarranted and utterly cruel. It must have left emotional scars off some time.

我的天啊,多么可怕的故事。幸运的是,我认为我们的文化在这些日子里已经改变了。在你的情况下,让警察出警的行为是没有理由的,而且是完全残酷的。这一定会在一段时间内给你留下情感上的伤疤

Colin Richards
Fail to see where you were exposing yourself in public when you were in a store in a changing cubical, behind a closed door ! Or am I missing something ?

我不明白,你在商店里的更衣室里,在一扇紧闭的门后面,你哪里有在暴露自己了?还是我错过了什么?

John Salinne Griffis
That's just horrible, I ’m sorry that you had to experience something like that! Some people have no sense and think it's funny to shame other people, for their own enjoyment! They do it out of stupidity and fear , the stupidity comes from their upbringing and the fear is of their desire to take a walk on the wild side of life ! I hope that you got through it and came out stronger !

这真是太可怕了,我很遗憾你不得不经历这样的事情!有些人没有理智,认为羞辱别人是一件很有趣的事情,只是为了自己的享受!他们这样做是出于愚蠢和恐惧,愚蠢来自于他们的培养过程,恐惧来自于他们害怕在生活向陌生的领域迈出一步!我希望你能度过难关,并能更坚强地走出来。

Meghan Christie
I don’t think people should be allowed to try on lingerie in stores to begin with, it’s unsanitary. I wouldn’t want to buy lingerie or underwear knowing someone else has tried it on. But regardless, the way you were treated was unfair and humiliating. The fact that they assumed you were some pervert and had the police take you out of the store in handcuffs without allowing you to get dressed first is just wrong. Some men enjoy cross dressing and they should be able to shop for whatever clothing they want free of judgement. Sorry you had such an awful experience.

我认为一开始就不应该允许人们在商店里试穿内衣,这是不卫生的。我不想在知道有其他人试穿过的情况下购买内衣或内裤。但无论如何,你被对待的方式是不公平和羞辱的。他们认为你是某种变态,并让警察把你戴上手铐带出商店,而不允许你先穿上衣服,这就是错误的。有些男人喜欢异装,他们应该能够不受评判地购买他们想要的任何衣服。很遗憾你有这样糟糕的经历。

Joe Merlino
You have to remember this was the early 80s in im guessing America and by the sounds of it the south or a conservative area…these times were much different than current times and people weren't so open as well as laws being different and acceptance of the types of.things was still not even thought of yet..I don't want to be the one to say it but I find this story to be a bit farfetched,in the early 80s I highly doubt you would be welcomed into the women's changing room of VS without it first being an issue,amongst other things id assume would happen before and when the officers arrived.Not to mention VS started in 1977 and by the early 80s there may have been only maybe 4 or 5 stores in the Country…Is it possible that this is something maybe you fantasized about or wanting to see the reaction people have to this situation?I mean judging from your list of questions on here it seems more of seeking and odd type of attention.Cross dressing is fine by all means and there is plenty of people out there that do it,but still practice respectable social habits and interactions.Like knowing you should not be trying on things like lingerie or underwear and then not only handing it back to the employee dirty with an erection which is highly disrespectful but knowing someone may purchase this and go home with it, it just seems by again your questions here that this was actually what you got a kick out of so the employee may not have been wrong in saying “there is a perv in the changing room again” pertaining not to the cross dressing but possibly purposely knowing someone is purchasing your dirty underwear.I could be totally wrong but just my opinion but then you ask questions like “does anyone else enjoy masterbating in public”,or “at what age did you become attracted to your mother” and so on…that falls under perverted..If I am wrong, i totally apologize but just sharing my opinion .

你必须记住这是在80年代初,我猜是在美国,听起来是在南方或保守地区......这些时代与现在的时代大不相同,人们没有那么开放,法律也不同,对这些类型的东西的接受程度很低甚至还没有想到有这种需求。我不想成为说这话的人,但我觉得这个故事有点牵强,在80年代初,我非常怀疑你会被欢迎进入VS的女更衣室而一点问题都没有。除此之外,我认为在警官到来之前和之后还有其他事情的发生。更不用说VS是在1977年开始创办的,到80年代初,全国可能只有4或5家店......这是否可能是你幻想的事情,或者只是想看看人们对这种情况的反应?我的意思是,从你提出过的各种问题来看,似乎都很奇怪并且寻求关注。无论如何,异装癖没问题,有很多这样的人,但仍应遵守社会习惯和互动规则。例如,你知道你不应该试穿内衣或内裤等东西,然后不仅把它脏兮兮地交还给员工,这是很不尊重人的行为,而且知道有人可能会购买这些东西并带回家去。从你的问题来看,这实际上是你的乐趣所在,因此该员工说"更衣室里又有一个变态"可能并没有说错,这并不是说你在穿衣服,而是可能知道有人会购买你穿过的弄脏了内衣裤还这么做。我可能完全错了,但这只是我的观点,而且你提出过的比如说 "是否有人喜欢在公共场合进行性交",或"你在什么年龄开始被你母亲吸引"等问题时......都挺变态的。如果我错了,我完全可以道歉,这只是分享一下我的意见。

Anonymous
You believe or nor…..but this is a true incident of my life.
A medical team came for inspection both separate for boys and girls. But each day they inspect approximately 150 students. The checkup went for 3 days and when it was the turn of my class then I skipped the school for that day because those who met the checkup they said others that the team will make us remove all our clothes. I was note in mood to show my body to others so I missed the class. Another day when I contacted my class mate he said that those who missed the medical checkup the team will inspect them for one more day as per the principal’s request so we all were informed that it was compulsory to attend the school that day.
I missed that day too and when I went another day my teacher Richa Sharma called me on her desk and asked me the reason of my absence she knows that I was a very naughty boy so she knew that I missed those working days because of medical checkup. She asked me “Did you missed the school because you don't wanna go for medical checkup, Why don't you want medical checkup?”. I said “Ma’am I don't have any problem with medical checkup but as I was not well so I missed the class”. She told me okay if you are not worried of medical checkup then shall we arrange a doctor for you would you be okay? I knew she was lying and no special doctors will be arranged for only me. So I said okay mam you can ask doctors to check me. She said that I will get punishment for my absence and I have to wait in the class after school.
I waited for some time in the class and then another lady teacher came and asked me why I am waiting here? I told her about the punishment. She went and informed to Miss Richa Sharma and Richa mam with her other collogues teachers came in the class.
They were making fun of me and teasing me that I was shy for the medical examination. I said no. Then Richa mam said that if I was not shy than I should remove my clothes here.
That moment was so embarrassing, I smiled and my eyes became red with shyness. Then the biology teacher went to the lab and brought the stethoscope from the labs. And she said me not to worry she will only take a medical test. I was a kid but not so small kid that I could undress in front of ladies. Finally they were my teachers and so first they made me remove my shirt than my pant. I was 17 years old that time and when I was only in my underwear they the Biology teacher began her work she was examining my chest, stomach and pressing my abdomen to check my kidneys but at that time I did not knew but Today I know they were just faking it to make fun of me. After a minute and lots of her touching I became hard and hard and hard. I was ashamed but could do nothing O thought they will take me to the management but they did not. On the contrary they asked me that did I have any problem down here. I said no mam. She said then what are you hiding in your underwear. I said nothing mam. Then she ordered me to remove that underwear comforting me by saying that its just a medical test don't worry. I took off my underwear and they started laughing at me and gossiping in each others ears. All I disliked but only one thing I liked and that is When I was completely naked Richa mam said that she will inspect now from here. She was pulling my penis from her index finger and seeing from every direction. Then when she was inspecting from the top after a and stroke me for 5–6 times slowly I did cum on her hand. That was fun but from then I never eye contacted her directly and she used to laugh whenever she sees me.
I know this is like a story but this is true. Because the situation was something different most of the people wont believe. but the best thing is that I laugh and feel exited whenever I memorize that.

不管你相信还是不信.....这都是我生活中的一个真实事件。
一个医疗小组来学校为男孩和女孩分别进行检查。每天他们都要检查大约150名学生。检查持续了3天,当轮到我的班级时,我逃课了,因为那些已经检查完的人说,团队会让我们脱掉所有的衣服。我不喜欢在别人面前展示我的身体,所以我没去上课。另一天,当我联系我的同学时,他说那些错过体检的人,小组会根据校长的要求再留一天对他们另行检查,所以我们都被告知,那天必须去学校。
但是这天我也逃了,当我第二天去的时候,我的老师Richa Sharma把我叫到她的桌子前,问我缺席的原因,她知道我是一个非常调皮的男孩,所以她知道我因为体检而逃了几天课。她问我:"你旷课是因为你不想去体检,你为什么不想体检?我说:"女士,我对体检没有任何意见,我是因为身体不舒服才没去上课"。她告诉我,好吧,如果你不担心体检,那么我们会为你安排一个医生检查,你有意见吗?我知道她在撒谎,不会为我安排专门的医生。所以我说好吧,女士,你可以让医生给我检查。她说,我的缺席会受到惩罚,放学后我必须在教室里等着。
我在教室里等了一会儿,然后另一位女老师来了,问我为什么在这里等?我告诉了她关于惩罚的事。她去通知了Richa Sharma老师,Richa女士和她的其他同学的老师一起来到了教室。
她们取笑我,说我太害羞不敢去体检。我说没有。然后Richa女士说,如果我不害羞,我就应该在这里脱掉我的衣服。
那一刻我很尴尬,我笑了笑,眼睛却因为害羞变得通红。然后生物老师去了实验室,从实验室拿来了听诊器。她说我不用担心,她只会做一个医学测试。我是个孩子,但还没有小到可以在女士面前脱衣服的程度。但毕竟她们是我的老师,所以她们首先让我脱掉衬衫,然后是裤子。当时我17岁,当我只穿着内衣时,生物老师开始动手了,她检查我的胸部、腹部,按压我的腹部以检查我的肾脏,但当时我还不懂,但今天我知道她们只是在假装检查,是在取笑我。一分钟后,在她的抚摸下,我变得很硬,很硬,很硬。我很羞愧,但却无能为力,我以为他们会把我带到医疗室,但她们没有。相反,她们问我,我对在这里进行检查有什么问题吗?我说没有,女士。她说那你的内衣里藏了什么?我说什么也没有,女士。然后她命令我脱下内衣,安慰我说,这只是一个医学测试,不要担心。我脱下了内裤,她们开始笑我,并在对方耳边说起了闲话。我不喜欢所有这东西,但只有一件事我喜欢,那就是当我完全赤身裸体时,Richa女士说她现在要从这里检查。她用食指拉着我的阴茎,从各个方向看。然后,当她从上面检查时,她抚摸了我5-6次,我慢慢地在她的手上射了出来。这很有趣,但从那时起,我再也没有和她直接接触过,她每次看到我都会笑。
我知道这就像一个故事,但这是事实。因为情况特殊,大多数人都不会相信。但最重要的是,每当我想起这些,我都会笑,并感到很兴奋。

收藏译文