那些成精或即将成精的蔬菜水果们(下)
2021-07-31 bluebit 15906
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#30
This Eggplant Has A Face

长着一副人脸的茄子


SoozeeQ 18 hours ago
I see what you did there!

我知道你都干过什么

Brandi VanSteenwyk 15 hours ago
And a cute one at that.

还挺可爱呢

K Witmer 23 hours ago
Mr eggplant head

茄子先生的脑袋

fire bug 12 hours ago
Reminds me of Skeeter

让我想起了斯基特


Lydia Dean-Melchior 20 hours ago
Wow! It sure does! :~)

哇哦,肯定是!
#31 惟妙惟肖的鸟
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So Aparrotly This Is Milkweed

成精的乳草


Cip IESAN 23 hours ago
Hummingbirds drinking water?

一群蜂鸟在喝水么?

Vicky Z 16 hours ago
Is this a meeting?

这是在开会么?

StrawberryParfait 10 hours ago
Amazingly helpful plant, milkweed.

非常有用的植物,马利筋
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neonn_pieee 10 hours ago
Little parakeets.

长尾小鹦鹉

Johnny Rodriguez 23 hours ago
'Barkeeper, we'll take one Batida de Coco-with five straws'

“酒吧老板,给我们上一杯椰汁鸡尾酒,加五根吸管”

#32
This Purple Carrot Looks Like A Bartender Ready To Take Your Drink Order And Listen To Your Troubles

这个紫色的胡萝卜看起来就像一个随时准备为你服务,倾听你心中烦恼的调酒师


Cip IESAN 23 hours ago
It looks like a superhero.

它看起来像一个超级英雄。

Julia Atkinson 19 hours ago
Captain Crustacean

甲壳队长!

StrawberryParfait 10 hours ago
Or, he's climbing out of that collander to come whoop your ass.

或者,他从滤锅里爬出来揍你。

Daniel Atkins 16 hours ago
I am Root.

我是鲁特

SykesDaMan 20 hours ago
It looks like cell's final form (DBZ).

它看起来像贝吉塔变身后的终极形态。

Kayla J 19 hours ago
Every substitute teacher who sits opposite in a chair and wants to just talk it out with the kids.

每个坐在对面椅子上想和孩子们好好谈谈得代课老师

Raven Sheridan 20 hours ago
I don't always eat salads, but when I do...

我不爱总吃沙拉,但我吃的时候就…

D K 3 hours ago
This is fckn hilarious

这TM的也太搞笑了
#33 心痛

This Small Red Potato Looks Like An Anatomical Heart

这个红色小土豆看起来像解剖的心脏


Johnny Rodriguez 22 hours ago
You killed Mr.Potato Head!!

是你把土豆先生的头砍下的吧!!

LJ Robinson 11 hours ago
Ewww makes me think of a chicken heart or something

额…这玩意让我想起鸡心之类的东西

Emo Sloth 14 hours ago
that's a potato?

这是土豆么?
#34 “梨”鸟

Pear That Looks Like A Kiwi (Bird)

长得像新西兰几维鸟的梨


Nadine Bamberger 16 hours ago
An angry kiwi that won't even look at you until you apologized, Judy.

一只还在生气在你道歉之前理都不会理你的新西兰几维鸟,朱迪。

Sterling Cooksey 13 hours ago
Why does he look like his roomate ate his lunch

为什么他看起来像他的室友把他午餐吃了的样子

Brian Bennett 23 hours ago
What a juicy combo!

多么美味的组合啊!

#35
My Friend Found A Lemon Shaped Like An Elephant

我的朋友发现了一个大象形状的柠檬


Brian Bennett 22 hours ago
Is the lemon deformed or the elephant?

到底是柠檬畸变了还是大象畸变了?
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Ashbug 10 hours ago
Looks like a Budda hand

看起来像个佛手
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LJ Robinson 11 hours ago
Wish his trunk was pointing up

希望他的鼻子是朝上撅撅着的
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Sterling Cooksey 13 hours ago
Lemon demon's pet

柠檬恶魔的玩物

#36
I Don't Think I Can Eat This Potato

我猜这个土豆我是没法吃了


Airis Malfoy 23 hours ago
Even the potato is judging me silently. And its a potato.

就连土豆都在无声地评判我。这可是一个土豆哇。

Airis Malfoy 4 hours ago
I don’t care what you did or who you saved, you are a constant curse on my family, Harry Potter....

我根本不在乎你做了什么,救过谁,你就是我们家永恒的诅咒,哈利·波特

Mihai Mara 23 hours ago
Potato: "Dude, this seems weird. How high are you?"

土豆:“伙计,这看起来很奇怪。你究竟能有多高?

Melissa TO 23 hours ago
Bob's Burgers "it looks just like grandpa!"

它看起来就像个老爷爷

Kris Syler 23 hours ago
Or Roger from American Dad...

或是《特工老爹》里的罗杰

80 Van 23 hours ago
It looks kind of like Kif from Futurama. (Sigh)

看起来有点像动漫《飞出个未来》里的基夫。(感慨)

A girl 10 hours ago
Easter island guardian

复活节岛的守护者
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LJ Robinson 11 hours ago
alien potato, waiting to take control of your body

等着要控制你身体的外星土豆

Cher Mc 11 hours ago
Stop trying to disapprove of me, potato! You're not my mom

土豆,别又再说我的不是了!你又不是我妈

Brandi VanSteenwyk 16 hours ago
Looks like it is trying to poop.

看起来像是要拉粑粑。

Nadine Bamberger 16 hours ago
Give me a kiss, I'm an enchanted carrot cake.

亲我一下,我是被施了魔法的萝卜糕。

Vicky Z 17 hours ago
"Come on give me a kiss and let's smoke together"

来吧,亲我一下,我们一起吸吧

Nathan Pogorzala 19 hours ago
Owen Wilson - Wow.

欧文·威尔逊-哇。

#37
We Grew An Eggplant That Looks Like The Poop Emoji

我们种了个看起来像粑粑坨表情包的茄子


Julia Atkinson 19 hours ago
Straight from the bottom of the vegetable rack

直接从蔬菜架底下拿走

LJ Robinson 11 hours ago
Hurry up and sell this on ebay!

赶紧上咸鱼给卖了

#38
My Wife's Bell Pepper Looks Like A Big Nosed Grumpy Old Man Smoking A Cig

我老婆种的青椒看起来像一个在抽烟的脾气暴躁的大鼻子老头


Johnny Rodriguez 23 hours ago (edited)
William 'Bill' Pepper..

威廉·比尔辣椒

Vera Mzega 23 hours ago
Squidward

章鱼哥

German Gargicevich 22 hours ago
Old "Green" Pepper.

老绿辣椒


Nadine Bamberger 16 hours ago
He's seen too much to take any of your s**t.

他见过世面多去了,不会听你的。

Brian Bennett 23 hours ago
Uncle you've come back!!!!!!!!

叔叔,你回来啦!

#39
My Potato Looks Like It's Trying To Escape Itself

我的土豆看起来像是要自己逃跑


Amanda 23 hours ago
Welp, I’m out!

救命,放我出去

Brian Bennett 23 hours ago
Damn if I could just get my other leg out I'd be free!

该死,我要是能把另一条腿抽出来,就自由了

Julia Atkinson 19 hours ago
"Come on, kids! You can do it, I can see the tops of your heads!"

“加油,孩子们!你们能做到的,我都能看见你们的脑袋顶了!”

Melissa TO 23 hours ago
It has a little cowboy on it

土豆上面有个小牛仔

Sterling Cooksey 13 hours ago
Talk about "Crawling out of your skin"!

说的是"从你的皮里爬出来"

R Carson 17 hours ago
Potato planet

土豆星球

#40
It Looks Exactly Like Larry Bird

看起来就跟(NBA明星)拉里·伯德一模一样
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 15 hours ago
RIP Larry... Or... Reincarnated??

拉里都已挂了,难道转世了?

Catlady6000 7 hours ago
young, slightly embarrassed Freddy Kruger?

(猛鬼街)年轻时,略带青涩的弗雷迪·克鲁格?

SykesDaMan 17 hours ago
Also known for basketball fans as the Larry Bird tomato!

拉里伯德的西红柿篮球球迷

#41
This Jalapeño Looks Like A T-Rex

长得像霸王龙的青辣椒
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imontape 19 hours ago
Looks like Rex from toy story

看起来像《玩具总动员》里的雷克斯

Haru Brujis 23 hours ago
Pleased to eat you...

很高兴吃了你…

Ms.GB 11 hours ago
Cue Jurassic park theme song

《侏罗纪公园》曲调油然而生

R Carson 17 hours ago
Looks happy.

他看起来挺开心似的

Brian Bennett 23 hours ago
Eat me and you gonna burn baby!

吃了我,你会被烧死的,宝贝!

PjandBolt 23 hours ago
"I'm going for fearsome here but I just don't feel it!"

“我想要吓人,但我就是做不出来那种感觉!”
#42 嘿嘿!

A Rather Sinister Onion

巨为邪恶的洋葱


Chuckie 23 hours ago
I can almost hear its villain laugh!

我几乎能听到它那邪恶的笑声!

Julia Atkinson 18 hours ago
"I'll make you weep for this, human scum! HAHAHA"

“我会让你泪流满面的,人渣!”哈哈哈”

Angela B 18 hours ago
Onion ninja are real dammit!

洋葱忍者真实存在!

Ashbug 10 hours ago
Looks kinda like a ninja turtle

看起来有点像忍者神龟

R Carson 17 hours ago
With a hoodie?

还穿着连帽衫?

Brian Bennett 22 hours ago
Cut me will you, you SOB!

让你切我,哭死你!

#43
The Happiest Potato I've Ever Seen

我所见过的最快乐的土豆


R Carson 17 hours ago
Until.........

该有他哭的时候

Mihai Mara 23 hours ago
So happy and it's not baked yet.

太开心了,还没烤好呢。

Valley Girl 9 hours ago
Cuz HE'S still whole

因为他还没被肢解…

Nadine Bamberger 16 hours ago
It's definitely a sociopath, hovering over his shredded victims, laughing like a maniac.

他绝对是个变态,围绕着被切碎的受害者周围闲逛,笑得像个疯子。

Tammie Johnson 23 hours ago
Reminds me of the baby face sun from the telatubbies

让我想起电视里那个娃娃脸太阳
#44 肌肉胡萝卜
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My Sister Grew A Carrot That Looks Like Arnold

我姐姐种出一个看起来像施瓦辛格的胡萝卜


Hannah Edwards 23 hours ago
Uncanny resemblance

出奇地神似

Red Hair Blue Soul 14 hours ago
Is it too full of steroids?

是不是农肥(类固醇)给上太多了

ra tlau 18 hours ago
cracked me up

简直笑喷了

miss miss 22 hours ago
Love it

挺招人喜欢

Brian Bennett 23 hours ago
Looks better without the head!

看起来不错但有脑袋那就更像了!
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#45
My Friend’s Smoked Cauliflower Looks Like An Explosion

我朋友的熏同花菜看起来像爆炸云


Lauren Caswell 23 hours ago (edited)
It looks also like cooling lava, or molten something

看起来也像冷却的熔岩,或是什么东西化掉了

SoozeeQ 18 hours ago
My first thought, too!

我第一个想法也是这样!

Kêïgø Tåkâmî 9 hours ago
Bakugo would eat that on a heartbeat

巴库戈会毫不犹豫地把它吃掉的

Brian Bennett 22 hours ago
Ban ATOMIC weapons! or eat 'em your choice!

禁止核武器!你怎么吃都行!

Ty Stratton-Quirk 23 hours ago (edited)
This meal was brought to you by Michael Bay.

这顿饭是导演迈克尔·贝请的。
#46 巴斯光年?

This Carrot Wants To Be An Astronaut

想成为一名宇航员的胡萝卜


Miss Cris 23 hours ago
Hulk is just getting green thrre. Only wait for two secs.

只要再等两秒钟,浩克就变身成绿巨人了。

Ashbug 10 hours ago
One small step for carrot one giant leap for vegetable kind

胡萝卜的一小步就是蔬菜界的一大步

Vicious Insect 21 hours ago
Everybody wants to be an astronaaaaut...

啥东西都想成为宇航员…

Brian Bennett 23 hours ago
He doesn't have the head for it!

它脑袋哪里去了!

Johnny Rodriguez 23 hours ago
To infinity and beyond..

飞向宇宙浩瀚无垠
#47 波波?!

Booberries

牛莓


Arctic Fox Lover 11 hours ago
I'm surprised BP didn't censor

我很惊讶英国石油公司没发律师函?

Catlady6000 7 hours ago
Booberries is an actual cereal. It usually comes out in the Fall here in the US.

牛莓是一种真正的食物。在美国,它一般是在秋天结果。

Ms.GB 11 hours ago
Those are fake!

都是假的

LesbianLandscape 13 hours ago
Um- miss we are at a restaurant pleaee keep your clothes on

这位女士,我们这是在餐厅,请把衣服穿上
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D K 3 hours ago
Silicone titties

硅胶乳房

#48
This Cucumber Looks Like A Swan

形似天鹅的黄瓜


Miss Cris 23 hours ago
More like a duck, I'd said.

要我看,这更像一只鸭子。

Haru Brujis 23 hours ago
What about the cygnets?

小天鹅吧?
#49 凸凹!

Tomato My Wife Grew vs. One Our Friends Bought

我老婆买的还有我朋友买的西红柿


Potatogamers2 1 day ago
Perfect match!

绝配!

Julia Atkinson 18 hours ago
*70s porn music plays in background*

背景音乐是70年代的黄色小调

DC 15 hours ago
Leave them alone, then eat him, and wait a bit. You'll have some small tomatos soon.

在吃掉他们之前,让它们单独待一段时间,耐心一些。你就很快会吃到小西红柿了。

Vicky Z 16 hours ago
The first one is happy to see the second one

第一个西红柿要是见到第二个的时候肯等会开心死了的

Analyn Lahr 6 hours ago
Oh my.

我天…

Joe Alcocer 9 hours ago
Come on, you know you want to put them together...

拜托,你知道你想把它们放在一起的。

Brian Bennett 22 hours ago
Big BUTT teeny weenie!

大屁屁小屁屁
#50 啊¥%#@
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This Pepper Is About To Sneeze

就要打喷的辣椒


Lydia Dean-Melchior 20 hours ago
Gesundheit.

祝你健康

Daniel Atkins 16 hours ago
Also looks like the underside of a sting ray.

看起来也像黄貂鱼肚皮那面。

PjandBolt 1 week ago
Someone should draw some of these into cartoon characters

应该有人把其中一些画成卡通人物

Monday 1 week ago
Seeing things like this makes me wonder how farmers reacted to misshapen crops like this hundreds of years ago. Did they understand they were harmless mutations or was this the basis for "witchcraft" allegations?

看到这些东西就我就想知道几百年前农民们碰到这种样畸形作物时是何反应。他们是否知道这些都只是无害的突变结果,还是以为遭到“巫术”诅咒了?

Ola Polowczyk 1 week ago
Probably the latter

估计他们认为是后者

Meeow 1 week ago
Nature is funny and interesting!

大自然真奇妙!

Obi Wang Kenobi 1 week ago
Most of these are just proof that aliens exist

其中有不少恰恰证明了外星人存在的证据

pebs 1 week ago
Really funny!

确实好玩。

Nevits Yibble 1 week ago (edited)
Of course, if any of these happened to even remotely look like Jesus, the vertical freakout factor (VFF) would be cranked up to 11 by the god-heads

当然,要是这些东西中有任何一个碰巧长得像耶稣,那么“纵长变异因子”就会被神头们给强行拔高到恶魔魔鬼方面的。

Fruits, vegetables, and berries come in various shapes and sizes⁠—just like humans do. However, unlike with people, we don't often see diverse-looking produce in stores. As it turns out, produce is held to strict and unrealistic "beauty" standards which result in tremendous amounts of perfectly edible vegetables and fruits being thrown away or fed to livestock.

果蔬和浆果大小形状各异——就像人类体型一样。然而,与人不同的是,我们很少在商店里看到都是大小整齐划一的农产品。事实证明,农产品被严格而不切实际的“美丽”标准所限制,其结果就是大量完全可以食用的蔬菜和水果被扔掉或喂给牲畜。

Yet from time to time, some of the ugly and imperfect veggies slide past the strict uation process and end up in stock. Unused to the sight, many customers avoid buying them; however, those who buy food online don't always have the opportunity to see what they'll get.

然而,偶尔也会有一些较丑不完美的蔬菜逃过严格筛选过程,最终进入仓库里存储。由于不习惯这种“特殊”的东西,许多顾客自然都避免购买;然而,那些在网上购买食物的人并不常有机会看到他们没看到的东西。

That's why when a Twitter user named Naomi ordered 1 kg of sweet potatoes, she was surprised to get one mutant potato she called "PotatoZilla." Inspired by this funny incident, we decided to gather a list of sizeable units people got when ordering produce. Check them all out below!

这就是为什么当一位名叫娜奥米的推特网友网购地瓜时,她惊讶地买到了1公斤,一个她称之为“PotatoZilla”的变异土豆。受到这个有趣事件的启发,我们决定收集一份人们在买农产品时发现巨型产品情况清单。让我们接着往下看!

#51

Annabeth Chase 1 year ago
Even the dog is impressed

就连狗狗都给看愣住了

Dave Chapman 1 year ago
I think he's actually scared, thinking "If she drops that thing, I'm TOAST!!"

我觉得狗狗是真心害怕,心想“如果主人没拿住那东西,我就完了。

N G 1 year ago
Don't make doggo cry

可别让狗狗流泪了

-AestheticDevil- 1 year ago
That is one big onion! And the dogs eyes are beautiful.

超大个洋葱!狗狗的眼睛也挺漂亮的。

M E 1 year ago
Super sized tears

超大个催泪蛋

jamie1707 1 year ago
There must be a whole lot of veg out there that was meant for restaurants.

有很多蔬菜肯定是给餐馆用的。

deanna woods 1 year ago
An onion the size of a dog's head.

狗头大小的洋葱。

Dorothy Cloud 1 year ago
That would be difficult to peel~

这洋葱可就难剥了

Warren Eakins 1 year ago
What a sweet dog. Such composure.

好可爱的狗狗。相当冷静。

Kylie Stovall 1 year ago
huh what i was only looking at that cute dog

只有那只可爱的狗狗引起了我注意么

Sandy J Renfroe 1 year ago
The look on the dog's face...

看看狗狗的表情
#52 “巨根”


umutgklp 1 year ago
Arm for scale cool.

快都赶上小胳膊长了,厉害

Linda HS 1 year ago
And, that's what we call a ‘foot long banana’...do not let the minions see it

这就是我们所说的“一英尺长的香蕉”么…可千万别让小黄人看到

Felipe StillChill 1 year ago
You are super lucky I love bananas

你太幸运了,我喜欢吃香蕉

deanna woods 1 year ago
You will get all the potassium you will ever need out of that big boy.

你会从那个大家伙身上汲取到你所需要的钾

Surya Amriza 1 year ago
In Indonesia, we have a species of big and long banana and we call it Horn Banana (Pisang Tanduk).

在印度尼西亚,我们那儿有一种又大又长的香蕉,我们叫它香蕉角

Beeps 1 year ago
Now that’s just obscene

简直个太猥琐了

Matthew Smith 1 year ago
but ever so satisfying!

但会令某些人相当满意的

Daniel Embree 1 year ago
Erotic

搞黄色

backatya 1 year ago
Damn I know what she's going to do with that...

该死,我知道她会用它来做什么……

JLaw 1 year ago
Wow! That's a meal not a snack!

哇哦,这都快赶上一顿饭的量了,都已经算不上零食范畴了

#53

Matthew Smith 1 year ago
You don't live near a nuclear power plant by any chance?????

难道你住在核电站附近?

Paulina Plewa 1 year ago
These are for animals...

这是给牲畜吃的吧

mario.b 1 year ago
That is my guess also, the taste of this carrots not going to be great

我也是这么想的,我猜这胡萝卜的味道不能太好

Id row 1 year ago
I wonder if these suppliers are intentionally trolling people, lol.

我想知道那些供货商是不是想有意挑衅大家呢,哈哈。

Christian Musto 1 year ago
he’d probably use them for wrongful purposes

这东堤可能被用在不正经的方面上

Mo Poppins 1 year ago
LOVE the big carrots! Much less work when you’re prepping a large quantity, since you don’t have to peel as many. Plus, their super-sized form is just impressive. I can only find them in Asian groceries, though...unfortunately. At least I know a restaurant supplier is a guaranteed win.

我喜欢大胡萝卜!萝卜越大,你就越省事,因为你不需要削那么多的萝卜了。此外,它们的超大体型令人印象深刻。我只能在亚洲菜市场里找到它们,不过……很不幸。至少我知道餐厅供应商肯定能赢到订单的。

Tiina Lehtineva 1 year ago
This is my favorite! I would love to have this!

我最喜欢吃这玩意!我想要这个

Michelle Schoofs 1 year ago
Time to start choppin' the carrots! It may take a while.

该切削萝卜了!这可能需要“一点”时间。
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Elly Clifton 1 year ago
Saves on peeling

可以吃多少削多少啊
#54 大…蓝莓


A Lazy Spider 1 year ago
Plot twist: the apple's just really small

反倒是显得苹果小了
#55 宝贝


deanna woods 1 year ago
Baby sweet potato.

地瓜宝宝

Janine B. 1 year ago
Aww, what's his name?

你的宝宝叫什么名
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M E 1 year ago
The labor pains must have been incredible ( epidural please )

生它的时候一定很痛苦吧(做无痛分娩手术吧)

ford prefect 1 year ago
my baby, go to sleep....

睡吧,睡吧,我的宝贝

Teresa Groth 1 year ago
That’s worth the money!

这玩意得老值钱了吧

Preeti Rawat 1 year ago
Congratulations!

恭喜

Dave P 1 year ago
not that crazy size for a late harvest sweet potato

对于晚收的红薯来说,这尺寸还不算太大
#56 我们当中出现了个叛徒


deanna woods 1 year ago
I feel sorry for the hen that laid that egg.

我真为下了那个蛋的母鸡感到难过。

Bunzilla 1 year ago
We got an egg like this once. It looked truly bizarre, and the texture was kinda rough. (The poor hen...) It turned out that there was ANOTHER, regular egg inside of that egg. I wish we'd taken pictures.

我们也遇过一次这样的蛋。它看起来真的很奇怪,质地也有点粗糙。(可怜的母鸡…)结果发现在那个蛋里里还包着另一个普通的蛋。我真希望当时我们拍了照片。

M Adams 1 year ago
And the chicken walked funny for a week

这母鸡走了一个星期的滑稽步吧

Eemeli Saarelainen (Molter) 1 year ago
Technically, the hen is a dinosaur.

严格来说,这只母鸡算是恐龙的一种。

Nora Stone 1 year ago
E G G

巨蛋

Mark Sheffield 1 year ago (edited)
Ostrich identifying as a hen?

冒充母鸡的鸵鸟下的?

Becklass 1 year ago
Sometimes these have another whole egg inside, I have chickens who have laid them. Or a double yolk.

有时候这种蛋里面还含有一个完整的蛋,我养过的鸡就下过这种蛋。这种蛋又叫做双黄蛋。

Susann Campbell 1 year ago
Is this the start of The Ugly Duckling story?

这是丑小鸭故事的开始吗

Jude 1 year ago
OP: "How did a duck egg get in with the rest?"

一个鸭蛋是怎么和其他蛋混在一起的
#57 大葱


Taryn Franco Perez 1 year ago
Well you don't want your fridge to be leek-ing

你想冰箱里就只装根葱?

Surya Amriza 1 year ago
Well, it's a leek-king so it would be.

哇,这应该是葱王吧

Claes Gustavsson 1 year ago
I actually don't think that looks so unusual. At least not here in Sweden. Big, but not THAT big.

我觉得这看起来没怎么特别的。至少在瑞典不算什么。是大,但没那么大。

Juniper 1 year ago
Yes, here in Germany this is also pretty standard sized leek.

是的,在德国这边,这也就算是普通大小的大葱了。
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Meyer Weinstock 1 year ago
Call the plumber! There's a leek in the kitchen!

叫水管工!厨房里有一根大葱!

earringnut 1 year ago
Where are you going to take it?

你带着他想干嘛去?

Sue Hazlewood 1 year ago
I don't buy them unless they are that size. Are you used to smaller ones?

除了这种大小,否则我是不会买的。你喜欢小一点的吗

M E 1 year ago
Call the plumber we have a major leak here

应该给管道工打电话,这里有个管道爆了
#58 对付吸血鬼的大杀器


that one sushi 1 year ago
One clove of garlic? okay...

独头蒜?好吧

Monika Soffronow 1 year ago
"Solo garlic, also known as single clove garlic, monobulb garlic, single bulb garlic, or pearl garlic, is a type of Allium sativum (garlic). The size of the single clove differs from approximately 25 to 50 mm in diameter. It has the flavour of the garlic clove but is somewhat milder and slightly perfumed." (Wikipedia)

独头蒜,又称单瓣蒜、单球茎蒜、单球茎蒜或珍珠蒜,是大蒜的一种。独头蒜的直径可以从25毫米到50毫米不等。它有蒜的味道,但辣味不烈,香味更浓。”(维基百科)

Emma Pham 1 year ago
well no vampires at least

好吧,至少没吸血鬼

Miles Remmel 1 year ago
All the recipe needs is one clove of garlic...

这道菜只需一瓣蒜

KJena 1 year ago
You can make 10 dishes out of that single clove..

这个独头蒜你都可以做成10道菜了

Carol Emory 1 year ago
What is this?

这都啥玩仍?

M E 1 year ago
Social distancing on steroids

保持社交距离(的利器)

JOHANNA MUELLER 1 year ago
That is the most beautiful thing I have ever laid eyes on!

这是我见过的最漂亮的东西!
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Mo Poppins 1 year ago
That wristwatch/bracelet looks more like a TOURNIQUET.

那个手表还是手镯什么的看起来更像个止血带。
#59 真牛油果


Meyer Weinstock 1 year ago
yeah, that's common for California Haas...

是的,这种牛油果在加州很常见

Kevin Donegan 1 year ago
There are many varieties of avocados ... most of us only known one type, hass avocados.

牛油果有很多种……我们大多数人只知道一种类型,哈斯牛油果。

Lululoohoo 1 year ago
The trick to picking a avocado that has lots of meat is picking one that is slender and not too round! the rounder the avo, the bigger the seed.

选择有着多肉的牛油果是需要技巧的,尽量选择瘦溜的而不是又大又圆的!因为牛油果越圆润,里面的仔就越大。

NMN 1 year ago
That would be considered small if it was the variety we have in Brazil

在我们巴西,这种牛油果都算是小的.

Anne 1 year ago
I had one this size.. Unfortunately.. seed was more than half of it :( (yes, I kept the seed, it's in water now.. maybe it will sprout)

我有一个这种大小的…不幸的是. .(是的,就剩下仔了,它现在泡在水里…没准它能发芽)

Randi Roble 1 year ago
They're all that big here in Hawaii. But the Hawaii ones taste like grass or lettuce- no flavor.

在夏威夷牛油果都是这么大个的。但是夏威夷牛油果的味道吃起来像草或生菜,没啥味道。
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ProductofNZ 1 year ago
I bought one similar in Tahiti. My wife and I were so excited.....but it was totally not ripe and we ended up not being able to eat it. We are still crushed about that.

我在塔希提岛买了一个类这个大小的。我和我老婆非常兴奋.....可它没完全熟透,最终还是没法吃。我们一直耿耿于怀。

Eagle Girl 1 year ago
That's a Florida avocado or Slimcado, and Yes, that's the normal size

这是佛罗里牛油果,没错,这是正常大小

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