猫和两只狐狸在院子里打架(上篇)
2022-01-05 用功 17752
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9 of 9
We had a big male cat with chewed up ears and face, he loved to go into the woods and pick fights with raccoons, good old cat.

我们有一只大公猫,它的耳朵和脸都被咬掉了,它喜欢去树林里和浣熊打架,非常好的一只老猫。

Nothingaboutnothing
Sounds like my cat but he would tease the coyotes

听起来像我的猫,只是它会挑衅野狗。

OlSkunGun PS4
Good cat for K-9 training and deploying in Afghani or Iraq

好猫,适合送到K9训练营,然后部署到阿富汗或伊拉克。

medexamtoolsdotcom
Sounds like you should have taken more measures to protect your poor old cat.

看起来你应该采取更多的措施,来保护你那可怜的老猫。

Fumyea
Reminds me of our tabby cat he’s fought raccoons off protecting other cats before, he’s massive and has razor sharp claws but he has to be to be able to survive tussling with wild animals.

这让我想起了我们的虎斑猫,他以前为了保护其他猫和浣熊搏斗,它体型很大并且有锋利的爪子,但是它仍然需要拼命才能在和野生动物的搏斗中生存下来。

Bayarea_pyro 415
medexamtoolsdotcom if your cat wants to go out and live it’s life fighting in the woods, then let it. He didn’t say his cat was attacked, he said it picked fights. Probably a barn cat

如果你的猫想出去,在树林里过打架的日子,随它去好了。他没有说他的猫被袭击,他说它主动找茬,应该是只家猫。
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dnsmithnc
Had a big ole tom. He was a hell of a hunter. I personally saw him catch a bird up in the tree.

我曾经有一只大老猫。它是出色的猎手。我曾亲眼看到它在树上捉到了一只鸟。

mustache mike
Other cats were too soft he needed a challenge

其他的猫都太软弱了,它需要更强的对手。

Alan Hale
Reminds me of our old cat Buster. He was a gangster ass cat. Never backed down from nothing. Lived to be about 16

这让我想起了我们的那只老猫巴斯特。它是个古惑仔。没有什么能让它退缩。活了将近16岁。

jhon smith
medexamtoolsdotcom No, that cat wants to be outside, even with all the risks, just like you do. Keeping an animal locked inside all the time is the real crime. Don’t be a hypocrite you try never leaving your house ever. Being outside is worth the risk, and is part of life just like death is l, so might as well live a life worth living/dieing for.

不,那只猫就是想呆在外面,就像你一样,即便要面对很多威胁。把动物一直锁在室内是真正的犯罪。
不要像个伪君子,你难道喜欢一直呆在屋里。户外生活即使是冒险也值得,就像死亡也是生命的一部分,
所以要过有意义的生活,哪怕为此付出生命也值得。

Tom da Fat cat
Yeah this reminds me of my female cat lilah. She is gangster as hell. If she wants to get into that animals stuff, she would beat the hell out of them. Even dogs and coyotes are scared of her of how tough she is. No offence who are fanboys of y'alls own cats but she would beat the hell out of your cats lmao. I minus well have a bobcat of how tough and pissed off how she is. If she gets pissed off by something, she would find a cat or other animal to fuck up.

是的,这让我想起了我的母猫莉拉。她是个真正的古惑仔。如果它想占领别的动物的地盘,它就会狠狠的揍它们,甚至狗和郊狼都怕它,它实在是太剽悍了。不是有意要冒犯你们这些猫奴,但是我的莉拉就是能将你们的猫揍的屁滚尿流。我还没说有一只山猫知道莉拉有多拽。如果莉拉被什么激怒了,它就会找另外一只猫或者别的动物狠狠揍一顿来出气。

You want My name?
@Huginn Bodgaedir lol no there is no such thing as big raccons plus they never even eat cats

哈哈哈,不,没有大浣熊,再说了它们也不吃猫。

Justin
That cats a savage my friend had a cat got mauled by raccoons

这只猫是个野蛮人。我朋友有只猫就被浣熊咬伤了。

Trevy 0.
Only cat story I got was yesterday morning on my way back from work, saw a kid bunny darted in front of me, noticed the open wound on its butt but it kept running, while asking myself wtf happened to it, this big ass grey cat comes trotting round the corner like it was looking for it, probably played too much wit the rabbit, saw the rabbit but didn’t give chase cuz I was there, I didn’t mind tho wanted to see natgeo wild up close lol

我唯一知道的猫故事发生在昨天早上,当时我在下班回家的路上,我看到了一只小兔子在我面前飞奔而过,我注意到它屁股受伤了,但是它一直在跑,当时我在想,到底发生了什么,然后我看到了拐角处有一只大屁股的灰猫在小跑,像在找什么,可能是揍了兔子很长时间,因为我在的缘故,它看见了兔子却没有追上去。其实我并不介意近距离观看动物世界,哈哈

Tom da Fat cat
@You want My name? Dude have you never seen a raccoon or are u stoopid? Raccoons can get HUGE. Some can even weigh 50 pounds or more. The ones in Galveston are said to be so big, they can stand in front of the windows of cars and can see what's in the car from the window. There huge ones out there cat fanboy. I'm rather a cat fan, but alot of raccoons down here in texas are big as hell.

伙计,你是太傻还是从来没见过浣熊?浣熊能长到很大。一些甚至可以长到五十磅或者更重。据说加尔维斯顿的,就非常大,它们可以站在车窗前通过车窗就能观察到车里的情形。那里有很多人喜欢猫。我也喜欢猫,但是德克萨斯州的浣熊也是大的要命。

You want My name?
@Tom da Fat cat then they don't have much agility, so the cats could run from them. But Bengal cat are fearless, it was the only cat that part of leopard

那么它们(浣熊)不灵活,这样猫就可以逃走了。但是孟加拉猫是无所畏惧的,它是唯一有豹子血统的猫。

Tom da Fat cat
@You want My name? So Do raccoons. I heard of a raccoon killing a cat. A raccoon can chase a cat, but a cat can also chase a raccoon. Its vice versa dude.

浣熊也是很灵活的。我听说过浣熊咬死过猫。老兄,浣熊能追猫,猫也能追浣熊,都能伤害对方。

Tom da Fat cat
@You want My name? Btw, bengal cats are part Asian leopard cat, not literal leopard.

顺便说一句,孟加拉猫有一部分是亚洲豹猫,但它们并不是豹子。
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You want My name?
@Tom da Fat cat ye but it was leopard

好吧,但它确实是豹子。

Tom da Fat cat
@You want My name? Those bengals can get big though. The one I have is named Tom in my profile pick, hes a bengal mix and he weighs in at 23 pounds abd 4 feet long. Raccoons though are tough as hell, but so as some cats. Cats mostly chase raccoons, but a raccoon can still kill a cat depending on the size. Like I said earlier, its vice versa.

那些孟加拉猫可以长到非常大。在我的个人资料里有提到,我有一只叫汤姆的猫,它有孟加拉血统,它重二十三磅,四英尺长。浣熊也是非常剽悍,但是一些猫也是如此。大部分情况下都是猫追浣熊,但是浣熊也能咬死猫,这取决于两者的体型大小。就像我先前提到的,它们都能伤害到对方。

Dr. Ziel
My cats fights daily against owls, Foxes and badgers (well, they try...). Cats are little psycho killer, almost every animal of the same size needs a really big effort to win a fight against those little bastards

我的猫们每天都和猫头鹰,狐狸还有獾打架(好吧,它们确实准备开打)。猫是变态小杀手,几乎所有和猫差不多大小的动物们,都需要非常努力才能打赢那些小变态。

Tom da Fat cat
@Dr. Ziel they wouldn't stand a chance against an animal like a coyote, wolverine, bobcat, etc

它们赢不了郊狼,狼獾,山猫等。

Dr. Ziel
@Tom da Fat cat I wrote same sized animals.

我说了是相同体型的动物。

Tom da Fat cat
@Dr. Ziel I know. I'm just giving examples of animals that can tear cats to shreds

我知道。我只是举了一些动物的例子,它们可以将猫撕成碎片。

Tom da Fat cat
@Dr. Ziel yeah my 23 pound giant bengal cat mix Tom in my profile pic is a big cat. He's nearly 50 inches long from tip to tip. If he wanted to, he can chase a small coyote or a fox. He has a sis who is about 15 pounds. Damn we gotten some big ass stray kittens lol.

是的,我个人资料图片里那只二十三磅重的巨型孟加拉混血猫汤姆,的确称得上是一只大猫。它从头到尾将近五十英寸。如果它愿意,它能追逐小郊狼和狐狸。它还有个妹妹,重十五磅。嗯,我们确实有一些大屁股流浪猫,哈哈。

Dr. Ziel
@Tom da Fat cat well, They're pretty big indeed. Mine are not that big but living near woods surely teach them how to fight XD
Not to forget that cats are really "killers for fun". They fights, kills or attacks other animals just to practice (never seen my cats eating what they killed, except for some mouses)

好吧,它们确实很大。我的猫没有那么大,但是它在树林边生活,肯定可以教教你的猫如何战斗,笑。
不要忘了猫是为了娱乐而杀戮的杀手。它们打架,杀戮或者攻击其他动物只是为了锻炼(从来没见过我的猫吃掉那些它们杀死的动物,当然一些老鼠除外)

Tom da Fat cat
@Dr. Ziel that's what Tom does. He eats the whole squirrel except for the chipped tooth. Other times he kills them for game. We use to have this cat named lilah who will beat the shit out of everyone she wanted to including Tom and dogs lmao

那正是汤姆干得事。它会吃掉整只松鼠,除了牙齿。其他时候,它杀戮只是为了好玩。我们曾经有一只叫莉拉的猫,它可以将任何动物打出屎来,如果它想的话,连汤姆和狗都包括在内,哈哈。

yavin99
I swear that my current cat would eat a raccoon because he eats everything else, I know that fox would have ended up in his belly probably both of them.

我发誓我现在的猫会吃浣熊,因为它什么都吃。我知道狐狸也会被它吃进肚子里,这两者它都吃。

Tom da Fat cat
@yavin99 just cuz he would eat a squirrel or a bird, doesn't mean that he will mess with nor try to eat a raccoon or fox. Its highly unlikely for a cat to kill and eat those kinds of animals anyways. Don't over exaggerate your cat.

不要因为它吃松鼠或者小鸟,就认为它也会招惹或者吃浣熊还有狐狸。猫杀死并吃掉这两种动物基本上不可能。你太吹你家猫了。

Marcus Bergman
Sounds like my great-grandparents old cat. He had no ears, and looked like he had scabs from all the fights he was in. One time when we were there to celebrate my great-grandmothers birthday he actually came home with a fox that he killed, and put it on the porch. He was a fucking badass.

看起来像我曾祖父母的老猫。它没有耳朵,看上去每一场打斗都留下了疤痕。有一次我们去那里给曾祖母庆祝寿辰,它带回来了一只猎杀的狐狸,并且放在了门廊里。它真的是一个十足的混蛋。

Tom da Fat cat
@Marcus Bergman it must've been a young one :/ cuz a fully grown fox weighs about 15 to 30 or so pounds. Don't exaggerate the story dude. Im sorry, but that was probably a young one lmao. If it did, you must have had a bobcat mix or something or be very big like my cat on here in my profile pic weighing 23 pounds and 50 inches from tip to tip. Even the vet said he is a big boy lol.

那一定是只小狐狸。因为成年的狐狸差不多有十五到三十磅。不要吹牛皮,伙计。很抱歉,很可能就是只小狐狸,哈哈。如果确实是只大狐狸,那它一定有山猫血统或者别的,或者非常的大,就像我资料图片里那只重二十三磅,从头到尾五十英寸长的猫。甚至兽医都说了,它长得真大啊,笑。

Marcus Bergman
@Tom da Fat cat I honestly don't know it's age, but size wise it was slightly bigger than the cat itself.

实话说,我不知道狐狸的年龄,但是它的体型比猫还要略大一点。

Tom da Fat cat
@Marcus Bergman damn, you must have a cat with balls then. If its slightly bigger than the cat, its probably grown. I had a cat named lilah who would beat the shit out of other animals, but Doesn't kill them because she knows the consequences. She chased coyotes, other cats, dogs, etc. When she gets pissed, she just beats up everyone to cheer herself up lmao. She also weighed 15 pounds of pure muscle with a stocky shape.

好吧,你那只猫还真有种。如果狐狸体型比猫还要略大一点,那大概是只成年狐狸。我曾经有只叫莉拉的猫,它可以将其他动物打出屎来,但是没有杀它们,因为它知道后果。它追逐过郊狼,其它的猫,狗等等。当它被激怒了,它就揍别人,从而让自己开心,笑。它体型矮胖,体重也是十五磅,浑身都是腱子肉。

Marcus Bergman
@Tom da Fat cat It wasn't mine, it was my great-grandparents som 15-20 years ago. It's been a long time since I met that cat. :) Cats can really be vicious fighters and hunters if they put their heart in to it haha

它不是我的猫,它是我十五到二十年前曾祖父母的猫。我已经很久没见到它了。猫如果全神贯注,它们可以成为真正的恶毒的斗士和猎手,哈哈。
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Tom da Fat cat
@Marcus Bergman my bad lol didn't read the whole thing. Cats can be badass animals, but some aren't really that brave like toms sister snowball lmao. Tom is also a tough cat, capable of chasing other cats and other animals, but he doesn't stand a chance against lilah or that cat 1 on 1.

是我的错,我没有看完全文。有些猫真的很强悍,但也有一些不是,就像汤姆的妹妹雪球,它就不勇敢,笑。汤姆也是一只强悍的猫,它敢追其它的猫或者其它的动物,但是它不敢与莉拉对峙,还有你那只猫。

safe
@medexamtoolsdotcom I mean if the Cat was willingly deciding to continue to go out to the same area and pick fights with the same Animals then chances are he just enjoyed it

我的意思是,如果猫愿意持续地去同一个地方,和同样的动物打架,那它一定很享受这个过程。
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ADAM STEELE
@Huginn Bodgaedir : What? A black guy ate a cats head?

什么?一个黑色的家伙咬猫的脑袋?

ADAM STEELE
@jhon smith : Amen to that brother 0:)

为那个兄弟祈祷。

Feel The Hertz
@Nothingaboutnothing Cats got balls, as in the species in general. Can't say the same for most dogs. Worthless animals.

通常来说,猫很有血性。但大部分的狗不是这样。狗胆子比较小。

Shinigami Gaming
I had a 25 lbs Russian Blue, big beautiful beast. He owned the neighbourhood, would go out everynight and patrol his turf. He went to battle against dogs, cats, raccoons, birds. Didn't matter. If the animal was on his turf, he chased it away, or killed it. He was a gentle giant in the house though, playful, cuddly. But when night came around, he would don the mask I guess and go prowl the streets like a vigilante.
I miss Aslan, he was awesome. He died from FIV, the feline equivalent of HIV. But damn did he have a great life.

我有一只二十五磅的俄罗斯蓝猫,它是只又大又漂亮的野兽。 它掌控整片街区,每晚都外出,在地盘里巡逻。它和狗,猫,浣熊,小鸟们战斗。不管是谁,如果有动物在它的领地里,它就会把它们赶出去,或者杀掉。不过,它在家里是个温柔的巨人,顽皮,可爱。但是,当夜幕降临,它就会戴上面具,在领地里巡逻,像个义警。
我思念阿斯兰,它太棒了。它死于FIV,相当于猫科艾滋病。但是该死的,它活的很精彩。

J W
If that fox encountered Mingus, it would have simultaneously peed and pooped as it ran for the next county.

如果那只狐狸遇到明格斯,它大概会屁滚尿流的一直跑到下一个村。

Alex
medexamtoolsdotcom that’s nature, outdoor male cats love fighting just like people do.

这是本能。户外公猫喜欢战斗,就像人类一样。

RoninX33
@You want My name? Bengals are bred with these guys -> asian leopard cat.

孟加拉猫是和亚洲豹猫繁育出来的。

Mario
@Nothingaboutnothing gg that cate a boss

那是老大

bflo1000
@Nothingaboutnothing That sounds dangerous!

看起来非常危险!

bflo1000
@Tom da Fat cat If the cat is the same size or larger than the coon, it can usually more than hold it's own.

如果猫的体型与浣熊相同或者比浣熊更大,猫通常能打赢。

bflo1000
@Tom da Fat cat Sounds like he MAY be able to hold his own with a German Shepard, LOL.

听起来它似乎能打败德国牧羊犬,哈哈。

bflo1000
@Tom da Fat cat Cats will beat any dog of similar size w the exception of a Pitbull or MAYBE an aggressive terrier such as a Patterdale. Basically any other dog is dead meat vs a similar size cat.

猫能打败任何体型差不多大的狗,但斗牛犬或者可能攻击性梗犬如帕特代尔除外。 基本上任何其他狗,在面对同体型大小的猫面前,如同一块死肉。

bflo1000
@Feel The Hertz But dogs are FAR more loyal and better companions.

但是狗更高贵,是更好的伴侣。

Tom da Fat cat
@bflo1000 lmao a pitbull terrier is alot bigger than a cat. Cats are known to chase small to medium sized dogs off, and sometimes even lab sized dogs. Depends of the cat is brave enough.

哈哈,比特犬要比猫大的多。众所周知,猫会追逐中小型犬,有时甚至是大型犬。这取决于猫的勇气。

Tom da Fat cat
@bflo1000 lmao true or a doberman and rottweiler

哈哈,是这样的,或者杜宾犬和罗威纳犬

Tom da Fat cat
@bflo1000 yeah, but it cant kill it. They are cats who weigh 6 pounds who still chase off 65 pound dogs lmao

耶,但是猫无法杀掉狗。有一些猫只有六磅重,但是它敢驱逐六十五磅的狗,大笑。

bflo1000
@Tom da Fat cat No kidding...I said approx the same size...like a Bobcat or Lynx (yes, I think the Pit can hold it's own, unless it's just a "Petbull"). Others may disagree of course. It would be bloody either way do to the Pit's animal aggression.

不开玩笑,我说的是差不多同样大小,像山猫或者猞猁(是的,我想比特犬还是能赢,除非它真的只是宠物)。其他人也许会不同意。不管谁赢,和比特犬打架,场面会相当血腥。

bflo1000
@Tom da Fat cat Did you say a Rott? It's 5X the size of the cat... I'd have to see that to believe it.

你提到了罗威纳犬 ?它体型有猫的五倍大,我必须亲眼看到才能相信。
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Tom da Fat cat
@bflo1000 I heard of a cat chase off a saint Bernard and they are HUGE. It depends on how tough a cat is.

我听说有猫赶走了圣伯纳犬,它们(圣伯纳犬)的体型可是非常巨大。这取决于猫有多强悍。

Tom da Fat cat
@bflo1000 and the pit might kill it anyways. But most of the time cats don't try to attack animals any bigger than them.

比特犬会把猫咬死的。但是猫通常不会去攻击任何比它们大的动物。

Ben
That’s sounds like my cat but mine was a girl

那看起来很像我的猫,但我那只是母的。

bflo1000
@Tom da Fat cat A cat can chase off large dogs 10X their size ONLY if the dog is afraid of getting their nose bloody...NOT so with a guard dog like a Dobie, Rott or Shepard. In that case the cat is dead within seconds. I had friends whose Shepards and Dogo did this all the time. Get real...

猫是能驱逐比它们体型大十倍的狗,但只有在狗担心它们的鼻子会被弄花的情况下才能发生。如果狗不怕鼻子挂彩,像多比犬、罗特犬或牧羊犬等护卫犬,如果是这种情形,猫在几秒内就会死掉。我有一些朋友,他们的牧羊犬和杜高犬经常这样做, 现实一点吧...

bflo1000
@Dr. Ziel That's cuz even house cats are one of the most formidable animals for their size.

那是因为即使是家猫也是它们那种体型中最可怕的动物之一。

Tom da Fat cat
@bflo1000 idk why am I arguing with a triggered dumb ass like you over cats and dogs wonder why 2020 is so fucked up. Don't get involved in this little kid lmfao

我为什么要和你这种像蠢驴一样的家伙争论猫和狗呢。为什么2020年是如此的糟糕。不要再讨论了。

Tom da Fat cat
@Shinigami Gaming yeah. Mine is the same way, but already is about 26 or so pounds cuz of fat lmao. Still a big cat though

耶,我的猫也一样,但是它已经快二十六磅了,因为非常胖,哈哈。确实是只大胖猫。

The Chonkers King
Grew up on a farm in Wi and one of our barn cats was a half feral cat half Bob cat that my dad found in the woods. On more than one occasion we would find fox, turkey, small deer and one time he even managed to kill a coyote. My baby sister called him meth kitty. I called him the fuzzy psycho.

我在Wi的一个农场长大,我们家有只猫,它一半是野猫血统,一半是北美大山猫,是我爸爸在树林里发现的。我们不只一次发现它猎杀了狐狸、火鸡、小鹿,甚至有一次它猎杀了一只郊狼。我妹妹叫它冰毒猫。我称它为多毛的变态。
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The Chonkers King
@You want My name? bullshit. I've seen racoons up to 25# and we have had them kill barn cats before. That's when you break out the 22-250 and the big flashlight.

胡说八道。我见过高达二十五磅的浣熊,并且见过它们杀死过家猫。这时,你就该拿出猎枪和大手电筒了。
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Tom da Fat cat
@The Chonkers King so they are pixie bobs cuz that's what they basically are ._.

所以它们是北美大山猫精灵,因为它们就是这个样子。

The Chonkers King
@Tom da Fat cat no pixie about this cat. his mom was a feral cat my dad shot. And he weighed almost 28#.

这猫不是精灵。它的妈妈是只野猫,被我爸爸射杀了。还有它的体重差不多有二十八磅。

Tom da Fat cat
@The Chonkers King that's cool. I have a cat named Tom who ain't growing much, but going to be about 30 pounds by the time he's 5. His current weight now is about 23 - 25 pounds.

那真酷。我有只叫汤姆的猫,它长得不是很大,在它五岁的时候差不多有三十磅。现在它的体重在二十三到二十五磅之间。

The Chonkers King
@Tom da Fat cat that one big kitty. Also I think I should clarify that I forgot small deer were called fawns tired brain is slow brain.

关于那只大猫,我想澄清一下,我先前忘了说,那只小鹿未满一周岁,我的脑子有些迟缓。

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