猫和两只狐狸在院子里打架(下篇)
2022-01-05 用功 18304
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Tom da Fat cat
@The Chonkers King yeah but he's fat too lol. I think he has maine coon and bengal cat in him or something. Found him and his sister snowball as stray kittens.

耶,但它依旧很胖。我认为它身上有缅因州浣熊和孟加拉猫血统,或者什么别的。它和它妹妹雪球被发现时是流浪猫。

JaxElder
I found my cat abandoned at a petrol station local to me, and he was tiny and you could see all his ribs, only a kitten at this stage. But he’s now about 10 years old and built like a body builder he did get hit by a car, but he’s just a little bit of his vision, but other than that I think it’s fair to say it doesn’t stop him. I came home from work to see him dragging a very frantic seagull down my back garden and I’ve also noticed that when he’s hunting he keeps his bell off his collar in his mouth to muffle the sound

我家的猫当初被遗弃在当地的加油站,我是在那儿看到它的,它非常小,可以看到它所有的肋骨,是只小奶猫。它现在大约十岁了,壮的像个健美运动员,它曾经被汽车撞了,但是仅仅只是视力受到了一点影响,除此之外,我认为并无大碍。我下班回家发现它把一只惊恐的海鸥拖到了我的后花园,我还观察到,当它打猎时它把猫脖子上的铃铛含在了嘴里,以保持安静。

Tom da Fat cat
@JaxElder yep I have the same type of cat with the same type of shape weighing at 15 pounds of pure muscle. Her Hobby is to scare everybody lmao

耶,我也有一只相同体型的猫,她重达十五磅,浑身都是腱子肉。她的爱好就是吓唬大家,哈哈
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nathan jualin
You sure your cat wasn’t Bear Grylls? Lol

你确信你的猫不是贝爷吗?哈哈(译者注:贝尔·格里尔斯 Bear Grylls,昵称贝尔、贝爷,英国探险家、作家和电视主持人,因拍摄《荒野求生》闻名)

Tom da Fat cat
@nathan jualin lmao he looks like it, but he's just a cat almost triple the size of the average cats.

哈哈,它看起来确实像贝爷那样牛逼,不过它只是只猫,虽然它的体型有普通猫三倍那么大。

Braincube 013
He sounds truly free.

它看起来完全自由自在。

nathaniel nizard
You are kind of irresponsible. What is the point of having a domestic cat if you don't protect against himself. They have insane pain tolerance and are extremly instinct drivent, so basically you let your own cat live a life of suffering because you found it fun leaving its worst instinct take the upper hand, a house should be a big enough territory for them anyway. If you want to let your domestic cat out, then you put it on a leash. There are exceptions like "farm cats" but these don't roam around the forest hunting racoons.

你有些不负责任。 你养猫,却不保护它,那你养它干什么。 它们极其能够忍受疼痛并且受本能驱动,所以基本上你让你的猫过着痛苦的生活,因为你觉得这样很有趣,让它最坏的本能占据上风,无论如何,房子对它们来说应该是足够大的空间。 如果你想让你的家猫出去,那么就牵绳遛它。 “农场猫”属于例外,但它们不会在森林里游荡去狩猎浣熊。

Tom da Fat cat
@nathaniel nizard bruh why u making a comment trying to act smart when you don't even have one did they ever say they are killing it, did they say they are abusing it? Go back to pre k and get a degree from there before you make a comment kid lmao. And its funny that you edited your comment when it still dosen't even make sense

为什么你要跟帖表现的好像你很聪明,虽然你并不是。他们从来没有说狐狸要杀死猫,他们有说过虐待猫了吗?小朋友,在你发贴前滚回学校,先获得个文凭吧。而且非常可笑,你编辑了你的贴子,但是看起来还是很蠢。

Eat more pork porky
A real shitstorm here folks. Idiocy on parade. Show me videos of house cats attacking coyotes, raccoons, and foxes. Let alone killing them lol. You will however find plenty of cats attacked and killed by those same animals. Dogs also, although they can usually more easily stave off the attack and survive.

伙计们,这里真是一团糟啊。好多的白痴。你倒是把视频拿出来啊,让我看看家猫如何攻击郊狼,浣熊和狐狸。更不用说杀死它们了,哈哈。你倒是可以发现很多家猫被这些动物袭击并杀死。狗也一样,尽管它们更容易避开袭击并活下来。

Timmy Humphrey
@jhon smith i would prefer being locked up in my house than ho outside

我也觉得把猫关在屋子里,比让它们出去要好。

Philipverne jules
.......what? You should have kept your tomcat molly cuddled indoors , well fed and overweight and unable to move . That would've been true love .

什么啊?你应该把你的公猫molly关在室内,好好喂它,养的肥肥的不能动弹,那才是真爱。

Philipverne jules
......much of the described unrestrained free roaming pet cat behaviour permitted by owners is now illegal in Australia . Big fines and pet cats must be microchipped, , but my neighbours still let their black n white tomcat out at night and I tolerate it . He catches the rodents and cockroaches .

像上面很多描述的那样,让宠物猫无拘无束地四处晃,这种行为如今在澳大利亚是非法的。会收到巨额罚款并且宠物猫要植入芯片,但是我的邻居还是让他们的黑白公猫在晚上出去晃,而且我也能接受。因为它会抓老鼠和蟑螂。

Tom da Fat cat
@Philipverne jules lmao never said he was unable to move dumbass. Read my comment before you answer pussy go cry to your mommy

哈哈,从来没说过它不能动弹,笨蛋。在你回答猫之前,先看清楚我的评论。回家找你妈哭去吧。

DietCrunkJuice.
What a good catto.

多好的猫啊。

R GP
Good, that's why you keep it inside. It got what it deserved.

很好,这就是为什么你要把猫关在室内。否则碰到这种危险你也没什么好抱怨的。

Marcus Jones
@Huginn Bodgaedir TBF cat head IS delicious

猫头味道不错。
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nathaniel nizard
@Tom da Fat cat I frequented enough cats in my life to know what I'm saying, however english is not my native language and I post compulsively so I often come back and edit my mistakes... Lots of people like you get away by abusing blattantly their animal trough sheer ignorance. Having the responsability of an animal and getting it disfigured is a very big deal. So yes, fuck you too I guess.

我一生中遇到了很多猫,所以我知道我在说什么,但是英语不是我的母语,我一激动就发贴了,所以我经常回来修改某些错误。很多像你这样的人由于极其无知而公然虐待动物。对动物要负起责任,让它们受伤是一件大事。所以是的,去你*的。

Tom da Fat cat
@R GP y'all won't ever get it

你不会得逞的。

R GP
@Tom da Fat cat Cats are invasive species, and they are a big nuisance in my neighborhood.

猫是入侵物种,它们在我家附近是个大麻烦。

Jae Alexander
That little mofo was a Warrior WTH

那个小家伙是个勇士。

Tom da Fat cat
@R GP that's cuz they are either domestic pets or strays. Of course they are going to be alot of cats just like any other domestic animal

那是因为它们是家养宠物或者被遗弃了。当然,它们就像任何其它家养动物一样,会生出一堆猫。

R GP
@Tom da Fat cat That's still no excuse to save an invasive species. Let the cat get torn up.

这仍然不是拯救入侵物种的借口。就让猫被咬死吧。

Tom da Fat cat
@R GP bruh just cuz an animal is invasive dosen't mean they have no life. I mean, look at us humans at a population of over 7 billion , yet we complain about invasive animals. Its like saying there are too many kids, so you let them kill each other just because they are too many. Before you comment me, learn this thing called common sense, and stop acting like your a genius, when you probably don't even know what your saying lmfao go back to your hometown fuckville instead of wasting your damn life on YouTube

就算是入侵物种,那也是一条命啊。我的意思是,你看看我们人类,已经超过七十亿了,但我们还在抱怨入侵物种。就好比说有很多小孩,所以你就因为小孩太多了,就让他们互相残杀。在你回复我之前,学学基本常识,并且不要表现的好像你很聪明,事实上,你根本就不知道你在说什么。滚回你的老家,不要在油管上浪费你的时间了。


Your Local Simp
My has a bent over ear and half of his face was bitten off but he completely healed and is still alive and is 12-13 years old and he’s still picking fights with other cats, dogs, coyotes, foxes, raccoons, etc

我有一只折耳猫,它的半张脸都被咬掉了,但是它完全康复了,它现在还活着,有十二到十三岁,它现在还老是和其它的猫,狗,郊狼,狐狸,浣熊打架。
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Shinigami Gaming
@nathaniel nizard Raccoons don't live in forests bro. And how am I irresponsible? If I didn't let him out, he broke his way outside. You gonna pay for that damage? So he got himself injured? But suffer? Sorry man, I gotta stop you there. Aslan did not suffer. A cat does not suffer when in pain. A car suffers when malnourished and not well taken care of. I assure you, up until his demise from FIV, he was well taken care of. He was just a hard knocked cat who loved to fight.

浣熊不住在森林里,兄弟。而且我怎么不负责任了?如果我不让它出去,它总是能找到办法越狱的。我的损失你来赔吗?所以它受伤了,但是有遭受到痛苦吗?不,你还是闭嘴吧。阿斯兰没有遭受痛苦。猫受伤并不痛苦。猫如果营养不良或者照顾不周确实会遭受痛苦。我可以向你保证,直到它因为FIV而去世,它一直都被照顾的很好。它虽然被揍得很惨,但它喜欢战斗。

R GP
@Tom da Fat cat Yes I agree humans are invasive species, but as humans we brought an invasive species over and it is our responsibility to clean them up. Also I never said they had no life, and maybe you should read some articles on the damage cats are causing to the environment.
I do agree that some humans should leave. Also did you know there are more cats than humans in the world? I think humans should stop their wasteful ways, matter of fact why don't we start by sending you on the list to Mars? Since you want to get butt hurt and act like a Karen being defensive over invasive species.

是的,我同意人类就是入侵物种,但是作为人类,我们带来了入侵物种(译者注:这里指猫),就要负起责任。而且我从来没说过猫没有生命,还有你应该多读一些关于猫对环境造成的巨大破坏的文章。我同意一些人类应该离开,还有你知道吗,世界上的猫比人还多?我认为人类应该停止他们的浪费行为,或许我们应该从把你放入送往火星的名单开始?因为你想让屁股受伤,并且你的行为就像克伦人对入侵物种的防御一样。

Bath Boy
my cat that was the size of a male pitbull fought dogs in the neighborhood. then he got lazy and my mom accidentally ran over him and he died :(.

我的猫和雄性比特犬一样大,和附近的狗打架。后来它变懒了,我妈妈不小心踩了它,然后它死了。

nathaniel nizard
@Shinigami Gaming Cats suffer when in pain like any living beieng, they don't show it at all because instinct and they die like shit at the point they can't handle shit anymore, it is a complete drama almost all the time with them. Your cat gets out of your house and get rekt in a park or something it is on you and your conscience. Also your cat getting FIV after you get it is cherry on the cake. You are a sick douchetard.

猫受伤的时候就会感到痛苦就像所有的生物一样,它们因为本能所以没有表现出来,当它们实在受不了时,就会悲惨的死去,就像业力一直跟着它们。你的猫离开了你的房子,并且在公园里被揍了,这全怪你。你染上FIV后你的猫也染上了,这是锦上添花。你是个病态的混蛋。
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Scarlet wings
good lord I don’t wanna shade hard you after the fact but that’s pretty negligent.

天啊,我不想在事后对你指指点点,但是你真是太大意了。

Scarlet wings
Bayarea_pyro 415 If you cat wants to go live a short and hard life outdoors and risk an early death, then let it! Freedom, am I right?

如果你的猫想要过一种短命的,残酷的室外生活,并且冒着早死的风险,由它去吧!这叫自由,我说的对吗?

Tom da Fat cat
@R GP dude your acting like cats are the worst things in the world they are DOMESTICATED, alot of people are going to breed them obviously. LOOK AT HUMAMS. Were kinda invasive, yet we complain about other animals. Get a life dumbass

你说的好像猫是世界上最坏的动物一样。它们是家养的,很明显许多人在喂它们。看看人类,我们自己就是入侵物种,但是我们却在抱怨其它动物。你活的像个笨蛋。

Tom da Fat cat
@R GP I'm done.... Your too much of a dumbass to understand what the hell I'm saying. They aren't even wild anymore and are taken cared by humans majority of the time. Plus I have 3 cats myself, and they don't go around acting like " invasive " species. It depends on the damn cat, YOU BELIEVE TOO MANY SHIT. Damn people are so fucked up and annoying like you in 2020...

我说完了。你真是太愚蠢了,以至于根本就不明白我在说什么。猫早就不是野生动物了,它们一直被人类喂养。我有三只猫,它们并没有表现的像入侵物种。当然这取决于猫,你信了太多的谣言。在2020年像你这样的人真是操蛋和烦人。

Tom da Fat cat
@Your Local Simp um no. coyotes and large dogs would destroy a cat if it wanted to lmao. Now I'm starting to think y'all exaggerated the story

不,土狼和大型狗会杀死猫的,如果它们想的话。现在我认为你是在吹牛。

Tom da Fat cat
@Shinigami Gaming yeah I can see how he could tear up a dog, but then you got people out here saying their cat killed coyotes and foxes lmfao

是的,我可以看出它是如何撕咬一条狗的,但是后来有人说他们的猫杀死了土狼和狐狸,笑死人了。

C-Martz
jhon smith well said! A pet is a domesticated animal that still has instincts. People that complain why the animal had its freedom should then complain why they have theirs.

jhon smith 说的好!宠物虽然是家养的,但还是拥有本能。人们抱怨为什么动物要有自由,他们怎么不抱怨他们自己也想要自由呢。

Tom da Fat cat
@C-Martz exactly. This girl is complaining about cats being "invasive" when we literally have a population of 7+ billion

对极了,这个小女孩一直在抱怨猫是入侵物种,但是我们人类都超过七十多亿了。

Tom da Fat cat
@R GP and I'm surprised of how shitty you are. " CaTs ArE iNvAsIve SpEcIeS " of course they will be fucking invasive cuz they are domesticated. Like I said earlier, they been BRED by people. How old are you, 4? Don't get involved little kid, cuz nobody wants to know that you graduated in fuckville

我说R GP啊,我很奇怪你怎么如此恶心。“猫是入侵物种”,当然猫有侵略性,因为它们是驯养的啊。就像我先前说的,人们喂养猫。你多大了,四岁吗?别再说了,没人想知道,你是从哪个蠢地方来的。

R GP
@Tom da Fat cat Honestly I think you're a troll. And I don't see anything wrong with an invasive species getting hunted down. You sound like you have Dunning Krueger effect. But other than that fuckville is kinda funny coming from a narrow minded person.
So genuine question here. If there where rats eating up your furniture would you do nothing about it?

老实说,我认为你是个喷子。我不认为杀死入侵物种有什么错。你看起来好像有达克效应(译者注:达克效应,是一种认知偏差,能力欠缺的人有一种虚幻的自我优越感,错误地认为自己比真实情况更加优秀) 。从一个心胸狭隘的人嘴里说出蠢地方真是滑稽。
所以问题来了,如果有老鼠咬你的家具,你会无动于衷?
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Tom da Fat cat
@R GP bruh so? You think life is perfect. There will be fucking annoyance in this world so deal with it. Do you think this world is just for you? If you don't want cats in your yard, shoo them. But no, you be saying "CaTs ArE iNvAsIvE sPeCiES" when you can't even get your ass up and chase them off . You are prob a cat hater who wants other people to hate them too anyways, and damn your annoying as hell. are they killing you? Are they making you bleed? If not, DEAL WITH IT -_- the only thing invasive is your ugly ass profile pic. I wonder why people are not commenting on here anymore. Get a life before you leave a comment cuz you clearly don't have one. Your a definition of a uneducated, dumbass pussy who listens to other dumbasses. Hell yeah cats are invasive, but it doesn't mean they don't deserve to live, So fuck off already. You don't have to remind me that you joined the retards club lmfao

你是男的?你认为生活是完美的。 这个世界就是有操蛋的事,面对就好了。你不会认为这个世界就是为你而存在的吧?如果你不想让猫呆在你的院子里,揍它们好了。但是,你一直在说“猫是入侵物种”,你就不会挪一下你的屁股把它们赶走吗。你大概是个恨猫党并且希望其他人也仇恨猫,你真是太烦人了。猫有要杀你吗?猫让你流血了吗?如果没有,赶走它就是了。唯一入侵性的事情是你那张丑陋的个人照片。我在想为什么人们不在这里留言了。(译者注:暗示就是他太丑,把大家吓跑了)在留言之前,先过好你的日子,因为很明显,你没有。你就是一个典型的,没读过书的混蛋,只会相信其他混蛋。不错,猫是有入侵性,但这不代表它们不配活下去,所以请滚蛋吧。你不用提醒我,你有智力缺陷,哈哈哈

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