你试过哪些东西，结果发现不适合你？
正文翻译
What did you try and found out it’s not for you?
你试过哪些东西，结果发现不适合你？
What did you try and found out it’s not for you?
你试过哪些东西，结果发现不适合你？
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Majestic-Chain1905
Meth. Worst experience I've ever had in my life. So glad I wasn't one of the ones that get hooked on that shit.
冰毒。这辈子体验过的最糟糕的经历。很庆幸我不是那种会对那狗屎玩意儿上瘾的人。
Meth. Worst experience I've ever had in my life. So glad I wasn't one of the ones that get hooked on that shit.
冰毒。这辈子体验过的最糟糕的经历。很庆幸我不是那种会对那狗屎玩意儿上瘾的人。
JMThiphop
Can you tell us about your experience?
可以跟我们讲讲你的体验吗？
Can you tell us about your experience?
可以跟我们讲讲你的体验吗？
Majestic-Chain1905
It made me extremely paranoid, I was tired but couldn't sleep. My eyes felt forced open, I was horny as hell the entire time, and just felt uncomfortable in my skin, like I wanted to crawl out of it. I see why tweakers scratch skin away.
他让我变得极端地多疑，我累得不行但却睡不了觉。我的眼睛好像必须要睁开。我从头到尾都硬得像根棍子，皮肤特别难受，我有点想从自己的皮里爬出来。我现在理解为什么那些瘾君子都要把自己的皮肤挠破了。
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It made me extremely paranoid, I was tired but couldn't sleep. My eyes felt forced open, I was horny as hell the entire time, and just felt uncomfortable in my skin, like I wanted to crawl out of it. I see why tweakers scratch skin away.
他让我变得极端地多疑，我累得不行但却睡不了觉。我的眼睛好像必须要睁开。我从头到尾都硬得像根棍子，皮肤特别难受，我有点想从自己的皮里爬出来。我现在理解为什么那些瘾君子都要把自己的皮肤挠破了。
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espressomachiato
Being a teacher.
当老师。
Being a teacher.
当老师。
I love the teaching. I hate being a teacher.
我喜欢教学。但我痛恨当老师。
我喜欢教学。但我痛恨当老师。
Edit: the funny thing is that I'm still teaching. Will be changing after this school year is done. Do I know what to? Not really, but I shiver at the thought of "Another 30 years to go."
编辑：搞笑的是我仍然在当老师。等这个学年结束我就换工作。我知道我然后要做什么吗？不知道，但每次一想到“还得接着干30年”，我就浑身发抖。
编辑：搞笑的是我仍然在当老师。等这个学年结束我就换工作。我知道我然后要做什么吗？不知道，但每次一想到“还得接着干30年”，我就浑身发抖。
TooBald
Maybe it’s the audience? Adult education might be worth a try…
或许是听众的原因？成人教育可能值得你试一试……
Maybe it’s the audience? Adult education might be worth a try…
或许是听众的原因？成人教育可能值得你试一试……
AerosolHubris
I teach university and it's an entirely different animal. Much less stress since I don't deal with parents, and students don't have to be there - I don't even require attendance. But this semester there is a huge issue with regression in development. I'm teaching 18 year olds who seem like 16 year olds, and that's a big difference. It's a really hard term for many of us.
我在大学教书，面对的是一群完全不同的动物。首先压力就更小，因为我不需要跟家长打交道，而学生们也不需要在场——我甚至不要求出勤。但这个学期大伙退步的情况很明显。我在教一群看起来像16岁小孩的18岁学生，区别非常大。对于我们很多老师来说，这都是非常困难的一个学期。
I teach university and it's an entirely different animal. Much less stress since I don't deal with parents, and students don't have to be there - I don't even require attendance. But this semester there is a huge issue with regression in development. I'm teaching 18 year olds who seem like 16 year olds, and that's a big difference. It's a really hard term for many of us.
我在大学教书，面对的是一群完全不同的动物。首先压力就更小，因为我不需要跟家长打交道，而学生们也不需要在场——我甚至不要求出勤。但这个学期大伙退步的情况很明显。我在教一群看起来像16岁小孩的18岁学生，区别非常大。对于我们很多老师来说，这都是非常困难的一个学期。
brownbearks
Covid kids coming through that missed there junior and senior years?
是不是那群没能上高二高三的新冠孩子？
Covid kids coming through that missed there junior and senior years?
是不是那群没能上高二高三的新冠孩子？
AerosolHubris
Yep. They missed interacting with each other, and with teachers.
没错。他们错过了彼此互动和跟老师互动的机会。
Yep. They missed interacting with each other, and with teachers.
没错。他们错过了彼此互动和跟老师互动的机会。
dean_of_gcc
I spent the first part of my career in adult education, teaching to people already employed but needing to refresh skills or learn new ones.
我职业生涯的第一部分就是在成人教育领域工作，跟那些已经有一份职业，但是需要更新自己的技术或者学习新技术的人打交道。
I spent the first part of my career in adult education, teaching to people already employed but needing to refresh skills or learn new ones.
我职业生涯的第一部分就是在成人教育领域工作，跟那些已经有一份职业，但是需要更新自己的技术或者学习新技术的人打交道。
We had virtually no discipline problems. Even the people who didn't want to be there weren't dumb enough to risk their jobs/careers on it. They'd just sit quietly. Most people were actually interested and participatory.
我们基本没有任何纪律问题。就算那些不想来的人，也不会蠢到用自己的岗位和职业生涯冒险。他们只是会安静地坐在那里。绝大多数都是真正感兴趣的，并且会主动参与。
我们基本没有任何纪律问题。就算那些不想来的人，也不会蠢到用自己的岗位和职业生涯冒险。他们只是会安静地坐在那里。绝大多数都是真正感兴趣的，并且会主动参与。
Dragnskull
Signed up for college in my 30s, noticed there's a drastically obvious difference in participation levels with the common factor being age.
30多岁的时候去读了大学，发现不同人群在课堂参与度上的区别非常大，最重要的一个因素就是年龄。
Signed up for college in my 30s, noticed there's a drastically obvious difference in participation levels with the common factor being age.
30多岁的时候去读了大学，发现不同人群在课堂参与度上的区别非常大，最重要的一个因素就是年龄。
18 year olds sit staring at their phones and generally play around the most, mid 20s participate a little more and show increased interest, and the few much older people basically run the discussions with the teachers
18岁的年轻人们都盯着手机到处玩，20多岁的人们会稍微更加认真一点，展示更大的兴趣，而极少数年级更大的人负责跟老师交流。
18岁的年轻人们都盯着手机到处玩，20多岁的人们会稍微更加认真一点，展示更大的兴趣，而极少数年级更大的人负责跟老师交流。
ZippyDan
It's probably a combination of the audience and the administration and the parents.
很可能是学生，教务人员和家长这三个问题的结合。
It's probably a combination of the audience and the administration and the parents.
很可能是学生，教务人员和家长这三个问题的结合。
In that case, private adult tutoring is probably the best option, or becoming a professor with tenure, or maybe some kind of corporate / industrial trainer.
在这种情况下，私人性质的成人教育辅导可能是最好的选择，或者也可以成为终身教授，或者公司或行业的训练员。
在这种情况下，私人性质的成人教育辅导可能是最好的选择，或者也可以成为终身教授，或者公司或行业的训练员。
berpsjerps
Being a crime scene investigator.
成为犯罪现场调查员。
Being a crime scene investigator.
成为犯罪现场调查员。
I have a bachelor's degree in forensics. I got hired in my dream position at 23, just 2 years after I graduated. This was plan A, the dream I had been working towards since I decided to go into forensics when I was 16.
我有法医学的本科学位。23岁那年，仅仅在毕业之后两年，我就得到了自己梦想中的岗位。这是我的第一计划，是我16岁那年决定学法医学之后一直都在为之努力的目标。
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我有法医学的本科学位。23岁那年，仅仅在毕业之后两年，我就得到了自己梦想中的岗位。这是我的第一计划，是我16岁那年决定学法医学之后一直都在为之努力的目标。
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Then I quit after just 3 1/2 months. I wasn't prepared for how intense crime scenes are. One of my supervisors had once told me that we aren't called because someone is having a good day. And she was absolutely right.
仅仅过了三个半月我就辞职了。我没准备好面对犯罪现场的惨烈。我的一个上司曾经跟我说过，人家打电话找我们可不是因为人家今天过得不错。她说的完全没错。
仅仅过了三个半月我就辞职了。我没准备好面对犯罪现场的惨烈。我的一个上司曾经跟我说过，人家打电话找我们可不是因为人家今天过得不错。她说的完全没错。
Most death investigation crime scenes we were called to were suicides, homicides, and drug overdoses. Almost never had someone died peacefully surrounded by people they loved. It was always violent and lonely. I had a tendency to think about a person's last moments that led up to why we were there, and I would be overcome with emotion.
我们被叫去调查的绝大多数犯罪现场都是自杀，杀人和吸毒过量的现场。几乎从来没遇到过那种在家人的围绕中安详去世的情况。永远是暴力的，孤独的。我会忍不住去想象死者生命的最后一刻是怎样的，才把我们这些人带到他身边，于是我就会被情感淹没。
我们被叫去调查的绝大多数犯罪现场都是自杀，杀人和吸毒过量的现场。几乎从来没遇到过那种在家人的围绕中安详去世的情况。永远是暴力的，孤独的。我会忍不住去想象死者生命的最后一刻是怎样的，才把我们这些人带到他身边，于是我就会被情感淹没。
I had panic attacks at multiple scenes. I would always get the work done, but it took such a toll. One day at a burglary scene, I broke down and told my trainer that I don't think I could do this job. She took over the scene while I went to the van and cried on the phone to my mom. I quit the next week.
我在很多个现场都惊恐发作过。我永远能把自己分内的工作做好，但代价太大了。有一天在一个抢劫案的案发现场，我直接崩溃了，跟我的导师说我觉得自己没办法再干下去了。她接过手来，我回到面包车里，在电话里跟我妈妈哭。第二个星期我就离职了。
我在很多个现场都惊恐发作过。我永远能把自己分内的工作做好，但代价太大了。有一天在一个抢劫案的案发现场，我直接崩溃了，跟我的导师说我觉得自己没办法再干下去了。她接过手来，我回到面包车里，在电话里跟我妈妈哭。第二个星期我就离职了。
It took a long time for me to be okay with that decision. I knew if I stayed that job it would have killed me.
我花了很长时间才和自己的这个决定和解。我知道如果我继续在这个岗位上待下去，我就会死。
我花了很长时间才和自己的这个决定和解。我知道如果我继续在这个岗位上待下去，我就会死。
I was praised for realizing early on that this wasn't the job for me and getting out, but I felt like such a failure. I also felt the degree I got from university was now useless and that I had wasted thousands of dollars for nothing.
他们都夸我很早就能意识到这份工作不适合我，也很早就能离开，但我觉得自己实在太失败了。我还觉得我从大学拿到的这个学位现在一点用也没有，我白白浪费了几千美元。
他们都夸我很早就能意识到这份工作不适合我，也很早就能离开，但我觉得自己实在太失败了。我还觉得我从大学拿到的这个学位现在一点用也没有，我白白浪费了几千美元。
I'm very lucky to have a support system who love me and care for me. I wouldn't have made it through this decision without them. It would have eaten me alive.
很幸运的是有一群支持我的人，他们爱我并且在乎我，如果我没有他们的话我是没办法靠自己做出这个决定的。我会被生吃掉。
很幸运的是有一群支持我的人，他们爱我并且在乎我，如果我没有他们的话我是没办法靠自己做出这个决定的。我会被生吃掉。
I'm about a year and a half removed from when I quit, and I still sometimes struggle. I'm in a new position now where I work closely with the crime scene investigators I worked with, and I'm much happier.
自从我离职以来已经过了一年半，我仍然偶尔会觉得难过。现在我在一个新的岗位工作，和之前曾经共事过的那些犯罪现场调查员们紧密合作，我感觉开心多了。
自从我离职以来已经过了一年半，我仍然偶尔会觉得难过。现在我在一个新的岗位工作，和之前曾经共事过的那些犯罪现场调查员们紧密合作，我感觉开心多了。
Number1Barooista
Working in a daycare. Made me realize I love my kids not all kids
在托儿所工作。我发现我喜欢的只是我自己家的孩子，不是所有的孩子。
Working in a daycare. Made me realize I love my kids not all kids
在托儿所工作。我发现我喜欢的只是我自己家的孩子，不是所有的孩子。
InVodkaVeritas
As a teacher of middle schoolers, I love my age group. Early on in my career I taught 1st grade.
作为中学生的老师，我很喜欢我教的这群学生的年龄。在我职业生涯的早期，我是教一年级的。
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As a teacher of middle schoolers, I love my age group. Early on in my career I taught 1st grade.
作为中学生的老师，我很喜欢我教的这群学生的年龄。在我职业生涯的早期，我是教一年级的。
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It was sweet, and adorable, and full of hugs and love, but 1st graders ALWAYS need you and its exhausting. Middle schoolers you can let them work for 20 minutes while you grade papers and only occasionally glance up and they are fine (after the first few weeks when you are setting routines and boundaries).
虽然很幸福，很可爱，充满了拥抱与爱，但一年级的孩子们永远需要你，这真的很累。换成中学生，你可以让他们自己自习20分钟，你一边批卷子一边偶尔看一眼，他们也不会出问题（当然要在度过头几个星期之后，你需要为他们设立惯例和边界）。
虽然很幸福，很可爱，充满了拥抱与爱，但一年级的孩子们永远需要你，这真的很累。换成中学生，你可以让他们自己自习20分钟，你一边批卷子一边偶尔看一眼，他们也不会出问题（当然要在度过头几个星期之后，你需要为他们设立惯例和边界）。
It's so much less stress teaching 12 years olds instead of 6 year olds.
教12岁的孩子可比教6岁的孩子轻松多了。
教12岁的孩子可比教6岁的孩子轻松多了。
You just need a high tolerance for adolescent body odor and stupid slang words that make no sense.
你只需要多忍受一点青春期的体臭，以及没有任何意义的脑残口头禅。
你只需要多忍受一点青春期的体臭，以及没有任何意义的脑残口头禅。
BravesMaedchen
I worked in childcare and confirmed that I like kids. Other people's kids. I will never have kids.
我也在保育机构工作，我很确定我喜欢的是孩子。别人家的孩子。我自己永远也不会生孩子。
I worked in childcare and confirmed that I like kids. Other people's kids. I will never have kids.
我也在保育机构工作，我很确定我喜欢的是孩子。别人家的孩子。我自己永远也不会生孩子。
ArtoriusTar-Morghwyn
The hospitality sector.
餐饮业。
The hospitality sector.
餐饮业。
paraworldblue
I was a cook for all of my 20s, and the only saving grace of that godawful line of work was the coworkers. I think the main reason we all got along so well was because none of us really liked or cared about our jobs. With no room to advance, nobody's stabbing eachother's backs to get ahead, and nobody needs to act polite or pretend they like being there. Honestly I kind of miss it.
我20岁到30岁一直在当厨师，那份恶心得要命的工作之中唯一给我带来拯救的就是同事。我觉得我们彼此处得都特别好的主要原因就是根本没有人真的喜欢或者在乎我们的工作。没有晋升空间，也没有人会为了往上挤而捅别人的刀子，也没有人需要礼貌，或者假装自己喜欢这份工作。说实话我挺怀念的。
I was a cook for all of my 20s, and the only saving grace of that godawful line of work was the coworkers. I think the main reason we all got along so well was because none of us really liked or cared about our jobs. With no room to advance, nobody's stabbing eachother's backs to get ahead, and nobody needs to act polite or pretend they like being there. Honestly I kind of miss it.
我20岁到30岁一直在当厨师，那份恶心得要命的工作之中唯一给我带来拯救的就是同事。我觉得我们彼此处得都特别好的主要原因就是根本没有人真的喜欢或者在乎我们的工作。没有晋升空间，也没有人会为了往上挤而捅别人的刀子，也没有人需要礼貌，或者假装自己喜欢这份工作。说实话我挺怀念的。
acslaterjeans
I miss that so much. Absolutely hated that job but the camaraderie of the line is something I will always miss.
我也特别怀念。对工作本身恨得要死，但是流水线上同事之间的情谊我会怀念一辈子。
I miss that so much. Absolutely hated that job but the camaraderie of the line is something I will always miss.
我也特别怀念。对工作本身恨得要死，但是流水线上同事之间的情谊我会怀念一辈子。
I also miss having a job that has a finite end when your shift ended. There were no ongoing projects, deadlines, thing to catch up on after hours. You clocked in, worked, and clocked out.
我也怀念那种班上完了就彻底没事了的岗位。没有正在进行的项目，截止日期，几个小时之后还需要跟进的事情。你打卡上班，干活，然后打卡下班。
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我也怀念那种班上完了就彻底没事了的岗位。没有正在进行的项目，截止日期，几个小时之后还需要跟进的事情。你打卡上班，干活，然后打卡下班。
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BonerCrickets
I tried meth twice.. and it was the same both times.. I felt more alx kinda, I could concentrate on things better, but I didn't feel anything else really...
我试过两次冰毒……两次都是一样的……我感觉有点更加警惕了，我能更好地将注意力集中在事情上，但别的其实一点感觉都没有……
I tried meth twice.. and it was the same both times.. I felt more alx kinda, I could concentrate on things better, but I didn't feel anything else really...
我试过两次冰毒……两次都是一样的……我感觉有点更加警惕了，我能更好地将注意力集中在事情上，但别的其实一点感觉都没有……
I felt my personality was little more cold and I didn't care too much about anything..
我感觉我的人格变得有点冷漠了，我也对于其他事情都不在乎了……
我感觉我的人格变得有点冷漠了，我也对于其他事情都不在乎了……
I didn't get the euphoria and anything that made me want to do it again .. I just don't get it why people like it so much...
但是我既没有感到那种极度的快感，也没有觉得有什么东西值得我再吸一次……我就是搞不懂为什么那么多人喜欢这玩意儿……
但是我既没有感到那种极度的快感，也没有觉得有什么东西值得我再吸一次……我就是搞不懂为什么那么多人喜欢这玩意儿……
rurumeto
You're simply more powerful than the meth
你只不过是比冰毒还猛。
You're simply more powerful than the meth
你只不过是比冰毒还猛。
Skelibutt
Browsing Deviantart
浏览Deviantart（译注：一个绘画网站）
Browsing Deviantart
浏览Deviantart（译注：一个绘画网站）
pancreative2
It was so good in the early 2000s
00年代早期的时候这网站可太棒了
It was so good in the early 2000s
00年代早期的时候这网站可太棒了
Switchbladekitten
It really was. I miss the early 2000s internet.
真的是。我太怀念00年代早期的互联网了。
It really was. I miss the early 2000s internet.
真的是。我太怀念00年代早期的互联网了。
PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL
Early 2000s internet was about people connecting with each other and making cool things.
00年代早期的互联网是人们互相联系，搞些很酷的东西出来的地方。
Early 2000s internet was about people connecting with each other and making cool things.
00年代早期的互联网是人们互相联系，搞些很酷的东西出来的地方。
2020s internet is about people generating content for websites to put ads on.
20年代的互联网是人们制造内容，让网站往里放广告的地方。
20年代的互联网是人们制造内容，让网站往里放广告的地方。
Pm-ur-butt
Early 2000's felt so much more personal. Like, there was "Real Life" over here, and "Internet Life" over there. Talk to real life people about the internet, or "modding a forum" on your spare time and they look at you like your trying to sell them a jar of chlamydia. Talk to internet life people about real life people and they totally get it.
00年代早期的互联网感觉更个性化。就好像，这边是“现实生活”，那边是“互联网生活”。你跟现实生活中的人聊互联网，聊在你的空间时间“在论坛当管理员”，他们看着你的目光就好像你在努力卖给他们一罐衣原体一样。但是跟互联网生活中的人聊现实生活，他们完全能懂。
Early 2000's felt so much more personal. Like, there was "Real Life" over here, and "Internet Life" over there. Talk to real life people about the internet, or "modding a forum" on your spare time and they look at you like your trying to sell them a jar of chlamydia. Talk to internet life people about real life people and they totally get it.
00年代早期的互联网感觉更个性化。就好像，这边是“现实生活”，那边是“互联网生活”。你跟现实生活中的人聊互联网，聊在你的空间时间“在论坛当管理员”，他们看着你的目光就好像你在努力卖给他们一罐衣原体一样。但是跟互联网生活中的人聊现实生活，他们完全能懂。
Not so much, nowadays.
现在就没这么分得开了。
现在就没这么分得开了。
clusterlove
I have an old account on there, didn't realise when you browse your work after about 3 artworks it goes to random deviantarts. I was showing my friend my sweet photoshoots back in the day and swiped for the next one to find some weird anime porn shit. He was very polite about and said "oh yeah cool", I was like "Dude, honestly that's not mine" lol
我在上面有个旧账号，我不知道在浏览作品的时候，划了三个作品之后就会展示随机的其他作品。我之前在给朋友展示以前自己拍过的可爱照片，然后再一划，刷出来一个巨他妈怪的动漫色图。他非常礼貌地说“噢行挺好的”，我跟他说“兄弟，这真不是我的”哈哈哈哈
I have an old account on there, didn't realise when you browse your work after about 3 artworks it goes to random deviantarts. I was showing my friend my sweet photoshoots back in the day and swiped for the next one to find some weird anime porn shit. He was very polite about and said "oh yeah cool", I was like "Dude, honestly that's not mine" lol
我在上面有个旧账号，我不知道在浏览作品的时候，划了三个作品之后就会展示随机的其他作品。我之前在给朋友展示以前自己拍过的可爱照片，然后再一划，刷出来一个巨他妈怪的动漫色图。他非常礼貌地说“噢行挺好的”，我跟他说“兄弟，这真不是我的”哈哈哈哈
LarryLongBalls_
Being a fucking people pleaser
当一个讨好别人的人
Being a fucking people pleaser
当一个讨好别人的人
free_-_spirit
Cannot unlearn to not feel guilty for, idk, existing?
比如说没办法让自己忘记因为，额，活着而感到罪恶的感觉？
Cannot unlearn to not feel guilty for, idk, existing?
比如说没办法让自己忘记因为，额，活着而感到罪恶的感觉？
No-Story3119
But you don’t understand. It’s my fault and I need to fix it and also mitigate any further hindrance to anyone on my behalf.
但你根本就不懂。这就是我的错，我有责任处理好，并且我也应该从我做起尽力减少给其他所有人添麻烦。
But you don’t understand. It’s my fault and I need to fix it and also mitigate any further hindrance to anyone on my behalf.
但你根本就不懂。这就是我的错，我有责任处理好，并且我也应该从我做起尽力减少给其他所有人添麻烦。
nonamesayys
Office jobs
办公室工作。
Office jobs
办公室工作。
Hugsnkissums
I feel this one. Spent 5 years doing office work and didn't realize just how much it was taking little pieces of myself in that role. It wasn't hard, but was unappreciated and had no real direction. The "team" completed stuff and somehow I was supposed to feel fulfilled without having any part in the achievement.
我也感同身受。在办公室干了五年，发现这份工作正在把自己一点点地磨没。工作并不困难，但是没人认可，并且也没有方向。“团队”完成了一些指标，我好像应该觉得圆满了，尽管自己在这份成就中没有任何贡献。
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I feel this one. Spent 5 years doing office work and didn't realize just how much it was taking little pieces of myself in that role. It wasn't hard, but was unappreciated and had no real direction. The "team" completed stuff and somehow I was supposed to feel fulfilled without having any part in the achievement.
我也感同身受。在办公室干了五年，发现这份工作正在把自己一点点地磨没。工作并不困难，但是没人认可，并且也没有方向。“团队”完成了一些指标，我好像应该觉得圆满了，尽管自己在这份成就中没有任何贡献。
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Instead, I went to electrical lineman school. It was hard on my body, but I managed to stick it out. Graduated and took a groundman position doing real linework. So far, as a career, it's been fulfilling to have a hand making modern living possible. Way more satisfying, but I seriously need to take stock in Motrin...
然后我去一个电线工人的学校读书了。对我的身体要求很大，但我还是忍下来了。毕业之后找了个在地面上接线的工作。目前为止，作为一个职业，能够用双手让自己过上现代的生活还是很有成就感的。要满足得多了，但我真的得多屯点布洛芬……
然后我去一个电线工人的学校读书了。对我的身体要求很大，但我还是忍下来了。毕业之后找了个在地面上接线的工作。目前为止，作为一个职业，能够用双手让自己过上现代的生活还是很有成就感的。要满足得多了，但我真的得多屯点布洛芬……
cassiecas88
Playing the guitar. My teacher straight up promised to give me an A for effort if I didn't come to class anymore.
弹吉他。我老师当面跟我承诺，只要我以后再也不来上课，他这门课就给我A。
Playing the guitar. My teacher straight up promised to give me an A for effort if I didn't come to class anymore.
弹吉他。我老师当面跟我承诺，只要我以后再也不来上课，他这门课就给我A。
CallMeSirJack
You failed successfully.
你失败得很成功啊。
You failed successfully.
你失败得很成功啊。
prs722
Programming
编程
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Programming
编程
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originalchaosinabox
Yeah, I was a math major in college, and since math is a prerequisite for most programming courses, I wound up taking some programming courses as electives. Stuck with it long enough to get to an intermediate class.
没错，我上大学的时候主修的是数学，因为数学对于很多编程课来说都是前置课程，我就会去选一些编程课作为选修。坚持了很长一阵子，终于选上了中级课程。
Yeah, I was a math major in college, and since math is a prerequisite for most programming courses, I wound up taking some programming courses as electives. Stuck with it long enough to get to an intermediate class.
没错，我上大学的时候主修的是数学，因为数学对于很多编程课来说都是前置课程，我就会去选一些编程课作为选修。坚持了很长一阵子，终于选上了中级课程。
It was at the intermediate level when I decided to, as the kids say, "nope the fuck out." I'll never forget the conversation I had with the professor.
到了中级课程我才决定，就像孩子们说的，“赶紧润了。”我永远也忘不了跟教授的那段对话。
到了中级课程我才决定，就像孩子们说的，“赶紧润了。”我永远也忘不了跟教授的那段对话。
Prof: Are you sure this won't affect your major?
教授：“你确定这不会影响你的主修专业吗？”
教授：“你确定这不会影响你的主修专业吗？”
Me: I'm actually a math major. I'm just taking this as an elective.
我：“我其实是数学系的。我是拿这个当选修。”
我：“我其实是数学系的。我是拿这个当选修。”
Prof: Oh, shit, then I don't blame you. This is pretty intense for an elective.
教授：“噢，我操。那我不怪你。这玩意儿当选修学确实有点学不动。”
教授：“噢，我操。那我不怪你。这玩意儿当选修学确实有点学不动。”
TheEliteSenpai
Multiplayer games.
多人联机游戏。
Multiplayer games.
多人联机游戏。
I don't like interacting with people in real life and turns out it also applies to games.
我在现实生活中就不喜欢跟别人互动，结果游戏里也是一样。
我在现实生活中就不喜欢跟别人互动，结果游戏里也是一样。
Single-player games are the way to go.
单机游戏才是属于我的乐子。
单机游戏才是属于我的乐子。
a_Tom_in_Turmoil
Being a responsible adult, it's fucking shit
当一个负责任的大人。真他妈恶心。
Being a responsible adult, it's fucking shit
当一个负责任的大人。真他妈恶心。
the_kerouac_kid
A gay relationship. Always been kind of attracted to men so went out on a couple dates with men that were so so. Finally hit it off with a guy, tried sexual stuff and I was immediately not into it. Turns out I like looking at good looking men and it stops there. It was weird.
男同性恋关系。一直都有点被男人吸引，所以跟几个男人约会了几次，也就那样。最后跟一个男的很投缘，试了上床，结果立刻发现我不好这口。我只不过是喜欢看帅哥而已，别的就没了。太怪了。
A gay relationship. Always been kind of attracted to men so went out on a couple dates with men that were so so. Finally hit it off with a guy, tried sexual stuff and I was immediately not into it. Turns out I like looking at good looking men and it stops there. It was weird.
男同性恋关系。一直都有点被男人吸引，所以跟几个男人约会了几次，也就那样。最后跟一个男的很投缘，试了上床，结果立刻发现我不好这口。我只不过是喜欢看帅哥而已，别的就没了。太怪了。
MuppetDude
Nothing wrong with window shopping.
只看不买又没什么错的。
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Nothing wrong with window shopping.
只看不买又没什么错的。
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tptch
Who Is in the right when they say they don't like brócoli, the guy who has never tried It and says he doesn't like It or the guy who has tried It and can confirm he doesn't like It.
当两个人都说自己不喜欢吃花椰菜的时候，到底谁更有道理，是那个从来没尝过却说自己不喜欢的，还是那个尝过一次并且肯定自己不喜欢的。
Who Is in the right when they say they don't like brócoli, the guy who has never tried It and says he doesn't like It or the guy who has tried It and can confirm he doesn't like It.
当两个人都说自己不喜欢吃花椰菜的时候，到底谁更有道理，是那个从来没尝过却说自己不喜欢的，还是那个尝过一次并且肯定自己不喜欢的。
panjier84
I will now explain to you why it’s gayer to not have sex with a man.
那么我接下来将向各位阐明，为什么拒绝跟男人上床这件事更gay。
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I will now explain to you why it’s gayer to not have sex with a man.
那么我接下来将向各位阐明，为什么拒绝跟男人上床这件事更gay。
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WaterToFlame
Fellas, is it gay to not be gay?
兄弟们，不当gay是不是很gay啊？
Fellas, is it gay to not be gay?
兄弟们，不当gay是不是很gay啊？
Bluejim7
Nightclubs. Grew up in a super religious house so I wasn’t allowed to go. Then I moved out and found them super boring and overwhelming. You can’t actually have a conversation, people seem to be acting to look cool and get laid and it can get super expensive.
夜总会。我在一个非常虔诚的宗教家庭长大，所以我根本不许去。然后我搬出去之后，发现那些夜总会又无聊又闹得慌。你根本就不能跟别人对话，大家好像都只是故意装酷，跟人上床，而且还特别贵。
Nightclubs. Grew up in a super religious house so I wasn’t allowed to go. Then I moved out and found them super boring and overwhelming. You can’t actually have a conversation, people seem to be acting to look cool and get laid and it can get super expensive.
夜总会。我在一个非常虔诚的宗教家庭长大，所以我根本不许去。然后我搬出去之后，发现那些夜总会又无聊又闹得慌。你根本就不能跟别人对话，大家好像都只是故意装酷，跟人上床，而且还特别贵。
superschaap81
Totally with you on this. Had a few girlfriends that always wanted to go and I would be so bored unless it had a pool table or game spot. The drain on the wallet was always the worst part though.
完全同意这一点。有过几个女朋友总是想去夜总会。我会觉得特别无聊，除非夜总会有台球桌或者游戏厅之类的。当然最糟糕的永远是钱包的创伤。
Totally with you on this. Had a few girlfriends that always wanted to go and I would be so bored unless it had a pool table or game spot. The drain on the wallet was always the worst part though.
完全同意这一点。有过几个女朋友总是想去夜总会。我会觉得特别无聊，除非夜总会有台球桌或者游戏厅之类的。当然最糟糕的永远是钱包的创伤。
MorrisMossHair
Finger in the butt.
伸进屁股里的手指。
Finger in the butt.
伸进屁股里的手指。
Moveevom
Try a different dentist.
你可以换一个牙医试试。
Try a different dentist.
你可以换一个牙医试试。
GreekfootGabbie
Running
跑步
Running
跑步
ComeOnTars2424
Road my bike all summer. Its like jogging with air conditioning.
我一整个夏天都在骑车。感觉就像是有空调的慢跑。
Road my bike all summer. Its like jogging with air conditioning.
我一整个夏天都在骑车。感觉就像是有空调的慢跑。
Jazehiah
Plus, you can go farther and use the bike as an actual form of transportation in places.
此外，你还可以去更远的地方，而且你的自行车可以真的成为一种交通工具。
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Plus, you can go farther and use the bike as an actual form of transportation in places.
此外，你还可以去更远的地方，而且你的自行车可以真的成为一种交通工具。
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DaZozz
Today. I tried today and it's just not working for me. I want to go back to bed and try again tomorrow.
今天。我试了度过今天，结果今天对我来说不太行。我想要回床上睡一觉，试一试明天。
Today. I tried today and it's just not working for me. I want to go back to bed and try again tomorrow.
今天。我试了度过今天，结果今天对我来说不太行。我想要回床上睡一觉，试一试明天。
the_finest_mickey
Very relatable, man. I remember this audio that's been going viral of this indian guy who says something like "when you have a bad day, go home and sleep. some days are fucked. And cannot be unfucked." Lol that's some nice advice.
非常感同身受，星系。我记得有个印度男的说过一段话在网上特别流行，“要是你今天过得特别糟糕，那就回家睡一觉吧。有些日子就是烂透了。你也不能把它变回来。”哈哈这还真是不错的建议。
Very relatable, man. I remember this audio that's been going viral of this indian guy who says something like "when you have a bad day, go home and sleep. some days are fucked. And cannot be unfucked." Lol that's some nice advice.
非常感同身受，星系。我记得有个印度男的说过一段话在网上特别流行，“要是你今天过得特别糟糕，那就回家睡一觉吧。有些日子就是烂透了。你也不能把它变回来。”哈哈这还真是不错的建议。
AKJangly
I fucked up at work three times in one day. I walked into the office and told the boss "I've fucked up three times today. I've never fucked up this much in one day in my life, and it's only noon. If it's cool with you, I would like to go home to hopefully save all of us from something colossal."
我有一天在上班的时候搞砸了三次。我直接走进办公室跟老板说，“我今天搞砸了三次。我这辈子都没有在一天里搞砸过这么多次，这还刚到中午。要是你觉得没问题，那还是让我回家吧，说不定这样我们就不至于搞砸个大的。”
I fucked up at work three times in one day. I walked into the office and told the boss "I've fucked up three times today. I've never fucked up this much in one day in my life, and it's only noon. If it's cool with you, I would like to go home to hopefully save all of us from something colossal."
我有一天在上班的时候搞砸了三次。我直接走进办公室跟老板说，“我今天搞砸了三次。我这辈子都没有在一天里搞砸过这么多次，这还刚到中午。要是你觉得没问题，那还是让我回家吧，说不定这样我们就不至于搞砸个大的。”
He let me go home
他让我回去了
他让我回去了
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