如果印度是所学校,各个邦会是什么类型的学生?
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If India was a school what type of student would each state be?

如果印度是所学校,各个邦会是什么类型的学生?

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sen_pai_6_9
4Assam-not liked by his bench-mates as they think he looks like rest of the class. not liked by the rest of the class as they think he looks like his bench-mates

阿萨姆邦:不被同桌喜欢,因为同桌认为他和班上其他同学长得一样。班上其他同学也不喜欢他,因为他们觉得他长得像同桌。
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Cake day
Haha this is the best.

哈哈,最佳答复

CrusadersofCalamity
As an Assamese i can confirm that it's true

作为阿萨姆人,我可以证明这是真的

shutDaFACup
Teacher: "Bring you parents tomorrow."
Delhi: "You don't know who my dad is."

老师:明天叫你家长过来
德里:你不知道我爸爸是谁?

rangiton
Haryana: "Tu bahar mil".

哈里亚纳邦:你就这么走了
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Regalia_BanshEe
Teacher : Thats why i told you to bring him tomorrow

老师:这就是我让你叫他明天过来的原因。

samahaisuhanasuhana
Jharkhand- Has the most resources in the class but always gets poor marks in exam.

贾坎德邦——班上数他资源最多,结果考试成绩总是很差。

thathachill
The guy who is known only for his celebrity uncle (Dhoni)

这个家伙,大家只认识他的明星叔叔(多尼:印度板球运动员)

lopsidede
Its a global trend. Thats because its easier to exploit resource rich regions

这是全球趋势。因为资源丰富的地区开发起来更容易

jamesbong7
That's quite true. Why does it happen though? Curious.

这倒是真的。为什么会发生这种情况呢?好奇。

summer-civilian
Because most of its industry will be built around extracting and selling that resource as that's the easiest thing to do and is more profitable than anything else.

因为大部分产业都是围绕着开采和出售资源建立起来的,因为最容易,比其他任何事情都有利可图。

Countries without resources have to rely on its workers' skills and productivity and will therefore invest in their education. This is is crucial for a strong service sector.

资源匮乏的国家不得不依赖工人的技能和生产力,因此会对教育进行投资。对于强大的服务业来说这至关重要。
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They will import raw materials from resource rich countries, manufacture higher value products and export them for profit.
This creates a diverse economy which is not dependent on any resource or commodity which would make them highly dependent on their prices in the global market.

他们从资源丰富的国家进口原材料,生产更高价值的产品,然后出口获取利润。
这创造了多样化的经济,不依赖任何资源或商品,这样让他们高度依赖在全球市场上的价格。

kitypaw
Middle East laughs knowing countries like us exist

知道有我们这样的国家存在,中东笑了

gentle_yeti
Actually, what u/summer-civilian said is very true, even in the middle east, excluding Saudi Arabia which has been provided exclusive American protection in exchange for selling their oil in dollars ( they've different kind of exploitation) , many other actually oil rich region are very turbulent (Iraq, Iran, Syria, Yemen, even Venezuela though they're south American but the case is the same), the countries that are super rich like Bahrain, Qatar, UAE have comparatively lower oil reserves than others but are successful because of many other policies that they have. Dubai in UAE is perhaps the most developed city in the Middle East but it has perhaps the lowest or is amongst those with pretty low oil reserves (compared to OPEC nations). So, yes resources are usually a bad curse for a region most of the time.

实际上,楼上说的很对,即使是中东,除了有美国提供的独家保护的沙特阿拉伯,也得用石油换美元(他们有不同的开采方式),许多其他石油丰富的地区非常动荡(伊拉克、伊朗、叙利亚、也门,甚至委内瑞拉,虽然在南美洲,但情况是一样的),超级富有的国家,如巴林、卡塔尔、阿联酋的石油储量相对较低,但他们的成功得益于许多其他政策。阿联酋的迪拜可能是中东最发达的城市,但也可能是石油储量最低的城市,或属于石油储量非常低的城市之一(与欧佩克国家相比)。所以,资源通常确实是地区的诅咒。

lambquentin
Rich areas focus on getting the valuable things. Areas that aren’t rich need a way to make money. They focus on making the valuable thing more valuable. The nonrich area improves that to sell to everyone for a profit, more than the cost to get the material. That’s about the simplest gist I can think of.

富有的区域专注于获得有价值的东西。不富裕的地区需要赚钱的方式。他们专注于让有价值的东西变得更有价值。非富裕地区改善了这一状况,将产品卖给所有人以获得利润,而不是靠卖原来;来挣钱。这是我能想到的最简单的要点。

Ittoopan
Resource rich state becomes wealthier, but this gets concentrated in the hands of the powerful. The rest survive on the leftovers.

资源丰富的国家变得更富有,但这集中在强国的手中。其余的只能靠剩饭剩菜生存。

eatergoat
Goa- rich and famous kid everyone wants to be friends with
Delhi- chainsmoker who started smoking in 11th grade

果阿——有钱又出名的孩子,大家都想和他作朋友
德里——老烟枪,从11年级就开始吸烟

Trash_Throwaway1
Rajasthan: the person who doesn't bring his own water bottle and drink from other student's bottle. Either academically gifted or too judgaadu

拉贾斯坦邦:自己不带水壶却喝别人的水。要么是学术天赋异禀,要么就是过于节俭

rangiton
Rajasthan: Kids who have their own kids

拉贾斯坦邦:有自己孩子的孩子

_sammy9teen
Also got married in his childhood

还有,还是个孩子的时候就结婚了

Trash_Throwaway1
They'll have a kid before rest of the batch has undergrad degree

他们会在其他人获得本科学位之前就有孩子

repulsivefighter
They bring themselves in parents teachers meet because they are already mother or father of a kid

他们自己会参与父母和老师的会面,因为他们已经做父母了。

aatank619
And arrives on a camel in school.

还有,骑着骆驼来到学校。

ghost_town01
Why is this true, I am still in my undergrad and 15 of my classmates are already married or engaged and one even has a kid, and this is the situation when we were in a good school in a city. I can't even think about small towns and villages.

为什么这样呢?我还在读本科,我15个同学已经结婚或订婚了,其中一个甚至有孩子了,我们学校还是城市里的好学校呢。无法想象小城镇和村庄会怎么样。

TheNotoriousMama
J&K: The girl being chased by guys from the neighbouring school.

查谟和克什米尔:被隔壁学校男生追的女孩。

Salman_98
Himachal - Kid who came to school only once, for admissions

喜马偕尔邦:就入学的时候来过一次学校。

Yoshimitsu_4745
Leaves for home , finds home crushed from landslide ,cries Eats apple in lunch, smokes weed , builds another home near mountain , Goes for a drive , vehicle falls into gorge, dead.

离开家,发现因为山崩家没了,午餐只能哭着吃苹果,抽大麻;在山旁边又建了个家,开车出去,车掉进峡谷,死了。

Oh_Mr_Darcy
Wrong map - but Telangana and AP will be those twins in school

错误的地图,但特伦甘纳邦和安得拉邦是学校里的双胞胎

[dexed]
conjoint twins who were recently seperated

最近分离的连体双胞胎

loser-here
Assam- mysterious kid who quietly sits in the back and leaves as soon as class ends. No one knows about them but they posses some real great talents.

阿萨姆邦——神秘的孩子,安静地坐在后排,下课就离开。没有人知道他,但他拥有一些真正伟大的天赋。
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px1618
Assam: The quiet kid

阿萨姆邦:安静的孩子

Evil-Angel
Quiet in the classroom, but rocks out after school. That’s been my experience with some Assamese friends, anyway!

在教室里很安静,放学后很活跃。这就是我对一些阿萨姆朋友的印象!

harshith436
Andhra Pradesh - most of the time we will be discussing politics, news, movies and movie stars visiting local shops.

安得拉邦——大部分时间都在讨论政治、新闻、电影和去当地商店的电影明星。
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d3sr3v3r
More like:
Andra Pradesh - the kid who is always trying to change schools (move to US)

这个更像:
安得拉邦——总是想转学(搬去美国)的孩子

chinnu34
Gets IIT rank 1 but doesn’t really do well in college fails a few classes loses interest in engineering, coasts through some company before getting MBA and settling in US

印度理工学院排名第一,但大学表现并不好,几门课不及格,对工程失去兴趣,在获得MBA定居美国之前,在一些公司混过

Monk_Mastery
Madhya Pradesh: thé kid which no one really cares about but still is kinda important cause he brings the bat and ball maybe? Idk

中央邦:一个没人真正关心的孩子,但是还有点重要,可能因为他带来了球棒和球?我也不清楚

Ok_Inevitable4137
MP - the kid who loves forest and animals especially big cat like tigers and cheetahs

中央邦——喜欢森林和动物的孩子,尤其是老虎和猎豹这样的大型猫科动物

[dexed]
heart of the class

班级的核心

SharmaKrishna88
Really, MP is ignored so much that I had to scroll through like 50 comments to find this. One guy above listed 25 states with Delhi and Andaman Nicobar but MP wasn't in it lol

事实上,中央邦被忽略太多了,以至于我不得不往下拉50条评论才能找到它。上面一个人列出了25个邦,包括德里和安达曼尼科巴,但却没有中央邦,哈哈

Kayoxity
“Orrisa”

奥里萨邦

JackNormieinv_629
That loner awkward kid who has lot of potential , every classmate takes his help for their own benefit and outsmarts him instead and then forget him.....even some(read 'one cunning kid') steals many things of the loner and then claims to be bought my his dad

有很大潜力的独来独往的笨孩子,每个同学都为了自己的利益而接受他的帮助,也比他聪明,最后却忘记了他.....甚至有些人(“狡猾的孩子”)从这个独来独往的孩子那偷了很多东西,然后声称是给自己爸爸买的
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Jyoti02m
Neglected student... No one cares, Noone knows actual name

被忽视的学生……没人在乎,没人知道他的真名

icarus1945
Best Hockey player in the class

班里最好的冰球运动员

hail_tweven
Always sit near the class window and enjoys the rain with not giving a f*ck about his classmates and somehow aces all the exams and top the class except in finance

总是坐在教室的窗边,喜欢看下雨,根本就不关心旁边的同学,也不知道为啥所有的考试都拿第一,不过财务状况不太好。

Brave-Chocolate-8815
Tamilnadu - The student who is great in all subjects & extracurricular activities but fails in Hindi

泰米尔纳德邦——所有科目和课外活动都很优秀的学生,但印地语不及格

Ayisha_abdulk
The seven sister states (Arunachal Pradesh, Assam, Nagaland, Manipur, Meghalaya, Mizoram and Tripura) have their own exclusive clique and are different from others but like in a very cool way.
Assam is the most famous one among them.

七个姐妹邦(阿邦、阿萨姆邦、那加兰邦、曼尼普尔邦、梅加拉亚邦、米佐拉姆邦和特里普拉邦)有自己独特的派系,与其他邦不同,不过是以非常酷的方式。
阿萨姆邦是其中最著名的邦。

keepscrollinyamuppet
Are there any inter-rivalries between the seven states? If you had to pick one what's the most hated NE state?

这七个国家之间是否存在竞争关系?如果一定要选一个,最讨厌的东北邦是哪个?

manwhoknockss
Maharashtra - That rich kid who can easily pay the fees of his 4-5 poor friends..
Gujarat - Arch-nemesis of the rich kid, but this one is favoured by the headmaster..
Karnataka- Everyone expects this one to be nice and sophisticated but now they get to witness many other layers of him..
Chattisgarh- Literally no fcuks given, just attend classes everyday, and leave.
Uttar Pradesh- A hooligan, but somehow gets decent marks in every test.
Bihar- Same as UP, except the second part.
Madhya Pradesh- Is part of the hooligan gang, but is pardoned by the teachers everytime.
Punjab- That kid who convinces everyone to shift to ICSE board, saying that CBSE sucks...

马哈拉施特拉邦——有钱的孩子,可以轻松帮4-5个穷朋友付钱。
古吉拉特邦——富家子弟的劲敌,但校长比较喜欢这个孩子。
卡纳塔克邦——所有人都认为这个人很好,很老练,但现在大家看到了他的很多其他层面。
恰蒂斯加尔邦——确实没什么好说的,只是每天上课下课。
北方邦——一个流氓,但每次考试都考得不错。
比哈尔邦——和北方邦一样,除了第二部分。
中央邦——是流氓团伙的一员,但每次都被老师原谅。
旁遮普——那个说服所有人转到印度中等教育证书董事会(ICSE)的孩子,说印度中等教育中央委员会(CBSE)糟透了…

Mysterious-Lemon-931
Punjab : The rich kid who went abroad for higher studies

旁遮普:出国深造的富二代

wife_beater121
Uttrakhand - the quiet kid who always clears defence exams

北阿坎德邦——总是通过国防考试的安静孩子

whatisinthename13
Haryana - the guy who wins every sport and bullies others

哈里亚纳邦-赢得所有运动的家伙,还欺负别人
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Suspicious_Airline89
Kerala - The smarty pants
Goa - The party guy
Haryana - The athelete
Maharashtra - The rich spoiled brat
Gujarat - The teacher pleaser
Andhra pradesh - The quiz, elocution,debate competition guy
Bihar - the Don
West Bengal - the sweet guy
Himachal Pradesh - the calm and most handsome/beautiful student
Chattisgarh - the ignored student
Delhi - the most toxic guy

喀拉拉邦——自作聪明的人
果阿——派对男
哈里亚纳邦——运动员
马哈拉施特拉邦——被宠坏的有钱孩子
古吉拉特邦——拍老师马屁的人
安得拉邦——擅长测验,演讲,辩论比赛的家伙
比哈尔邦——绅士
西孟加拉邦——可爱的家伙
喜马偕尔邦——最冷静、最帅的学生
恰蒂斯加尔邦——被忽略的学生
德里——最毒的家伙

treat-a-tea21
Kerala would be a topper who judges everyone else for their mediocrity.

喀拉拉邦将是对别人的平庸评头论足的优等生。
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albus247
Constantly gets in fights with TN over the water fountain, but puts up a united front when attacked by others in class.

经常因为喝水的地方和泰米尔纳德邦干仗,但在班上同学被其他人攻击时,又会结成统一战线。

heartsurgeonontherun
Who always wears red pants and brings liquor concealed in the water bottle.

总是穿着红裤子,带在身边的水杯里面藏着酒。
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Punnan
This is actually true. Not the communist part, but the liquor in water bottle. We used to do that in school.

确实是这样。不是共产主义的部分,而是水杯里的酒。我们以前在学校经常这么做。

Mysterious-Lemon-931
The 7 seven sisters of east : The under rated quiet girls who gets no attention but are quite talented

东方七姐妹:被低估的安静女孩,没有人关注,但很有才华

Kambar
Kerala:- The studious Girl that entire school has crush with.
Karnataka :- ex-First rank student. Now got spoilt with bad boys.
UP:- The Bad boy but doesn't eat Beef.
TN:- student who studies well but won't listen to anyone.
Gujarat :- gets first rank through various practices other than studying.
Goa, Pondicherry :- Guys who already drink beer.
NE states:- Everyone thinks they are from neighbouring school.

喀拉拉邦——整个学校都喜欢的好学女孩。
卡纳塔克邦——曾经名列前茅的学生。现在被坏男孩宠坏了。
北方邦——不吃牛肉的坏孩子。
泰米尔纳德邦——学习很好,但是谁的话也不听。
古吉拉特邦——通过除了学习外的各种实践获得第一名。
果阿邦,本地治里——喝啤酒的家伙。
东北邦——所有人都认为他们来自隔壁学校。

[dexed]
Delhi - Rowdy an arrogant, asks everyone if they know who his father is
Haryana - most certainly a male student - great at sports
Kerala - Half of his family lives in the gulf - great friends with the bengali, often talks about communism with Bengal
Bihar - hardworking but ends up being bullied, his family used to be really rich once

德里——粗鲁傲慢的孩子,逢人就问知不知道他爸爸是谁
哈里亚纳邦——肯定是男学生——擅长运动
喀拉拉邦——有一半家人住在海湾,孟加拉人的好朋友,经常和孟加拉人谈论共产主义
比哈尔邦——学习努力,最后还是被欺负,家里曾经非常富有

UP - always in a fight, often found with Delhi, brings great food in tiffin
Maharashtra - rich af with a fake accent. Has a famous family
Gujrat - family has an alcohol business in NY but never touched alcohol in his life
Bengal - artistic, singing is a hobby, bookworm and nerdy. Really hot if it's a female student

北方邦——总是打架,经常和德里混在一起,带的午餐非常好吃
马哈拉斯特拉邦——有钱人,操着假口音。家族很有名气
古杰拉特邦——家里在纽约经营酒类生意,但一生滴酒不沾
西孟加拉邦——有艺术天赋,爱好唱歌,书虫和书呆子。如果是女学生肯定很性感

Odisha - hangs out with Bengal, wishes people saw him as a separate person, his home is very old
Assam - new student, no one believes him to be a part of them, has a lot of animals in his house
Karnataka - Vegetarian, always has great ideas, everyone hangs in his house after school
TN - refuses to speak with UP, Delhi and Bihar in their language, people think he is snotty

奥利萨邦——经常和西孟加拉邦一起玩,希望人们把他看作独立的人,家族很古老
阿萨姆邦——新学生,没人相信他是班级的一员,家里有很多动物
卡纳塔克邦——素食主义者,总是有伟大的想法,所有人放学后都在自己的房子里闲逛
泰米尔纳德邦——拒绝用北方邦、德里和比哈尔邦的语言与他们交流,鼻涕虫

Arunachal - People often forget he exists so he is forced to hang out with the kid from the other school
Manipur - always competes with Haryana in sports but never gets recognition
Tripura - everyone thinks he belongs to Bengals family, is going through an identity crisis
Nagaland - His family is so diverse they always have problems with each other, he has a pet dog no one has seen for sometime

阿邦——人们经常忘记他的存在,所以他只能和其他学校的孩子玩
曼尼普尔邦——总是在体育上与哈里亚纳邦竞争,但从未得到过表彰
特里普拉邦——所有人都认为他属于孟加拉家庭,正在经历身份危机
那加兰邦——家庭非常多样化,彼此之间总有矛盾,他有只宠物狗,有段时间没看到过了

Mizoram - He and Nagaland doesn't like each other, goes to the Church on weekends
Meghalaya - always turns up in a raincoat
Rajasthan - has a wife at home that he never admits, lives in a fort
Punjab - over enthusiastic, people always invite him to parties, not good with booze

米佐拉姆邦——和那加兰邦不对眼,周末会去教堂
梅加拉亚邦——总是穿着雨衣出现
拉贾斯坦邦——老家有个妻子,不过他不承认,住在城堡里
旁遮普邦——过分热情,大家总是邀请他参加聚会,喝不了酒

Goa - has a cousin in Portugal he keeps bragging about, step mother is Russian, everyone goes to his house on the weekends to see her
Kashmir - pretty, desolate girl who is stuck between school transfers. The boys of the class are always surrounding her, she never invites anyone to her home
Sikkim - brings momos for tiffin which gets stolen by everyone. Really interested in environmentalism, sits next to Arunachal and Manipur.
Uttarakhand - lives on a small hill top, pretty girl who has to bring fresh water in a packaged bottle for Delhi to try

果阿邦——一直吹嘘自己有个葡萄牙表亲,继母是俄罗斯人,周末大家都去他家看她
克什米尔邦——漂亮、孤独的女孩,犹豫是否要转学。班里的男生总是围着她转,从不邀请别人去她家
锡金邦——中午带着馍馍,结果被大家偷走了。对环保主义非常感兴趣,坐在阿邦和曼尼普尔邦旁边。
北阿坎德邦——住在小山顶上,必须带着瓶装淡水给德里人喝的漂亮女孩

Himachal Pradesh - always absent, does drugs with Punjab at the back of the school
Telangana - still wondering where his name in the attendance sheet is, often found in a row with Andhra Pradesh
Andhra Pradesh - Technically Telangana's cousin, always fight over Hyderabad
Andaman and Nicobar - friends with Bengal and Tamil Nadu, lives on a beach, hates how popular Goa is

喜马偕尔邦——总是不来上课,在学校后面和旁遮普邦一起吸毒
泰伦加纳邦——出勤表上仍然找不到他的名字,经常和安得拉邦排在一起
安得拉邦——从技术上讲是泰伦加纳邦的表亲,两人总是为了海德拉巴而干仗
安达曼-尼科巴群岛——西孟加拉邦和泰米尔纳德邦的朋友,住在海滩上,眼红受欢迎的果阿。

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