各种令人哭笑不得的奇葩“艺术”作品
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N个把狂想变成现实“艺术”作品

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right? It can be hard to pinpoint exactly what makes someone, or something, attractive, but when it comes to design, there are many factors that can come into play. Personally, I’m a huge proponent of focusing on the positives, so even when something isn’t your cup of tea, there’s probably something nice you can say about it! If nothing else, “great execution” should do the trick.
Below, we’ve gathered some of the most perplexing pictures from the ‘Awful Taste But Great Execution’ subreddit, showing how people somehow managed to perfectly pull off tasteless ideas.

情人眼里出西施,对吧?虽然很难具体指出到底是什么引起对方的注意力令人着迷,但完全可以在构思方面,利用多种因素来达到相同的效果。我是一个很支持喜欢勤动脑爱动手的人,即使有些作品不是令人喜欢,但我也不会说出令人难堪的话语!最不济,“出色的动手能力”也能达到目的。
下面,我们从红迪上“糟糕的品味但出色的动手能力”的奇葩作品版块中收集了一些令人极为困惑的图片,展示了人们会以何种方式完美地实现了他毫无品味的“艺术”作品。

#1
This Cup. Kinda Cute Though…

这杯子居然有些莫名的可爱

This Cup. Kinda Cute Though…
un-izzy
I really want this. It''s so cool.

我真的很想要这个。太酷了。

Jason
I already have it but more fleshy.

我早就有了,而且比这个更大
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Take me to dinner first
How is this a "no taste" situation? It's amazing

这怎么会是“没品味”?多神奇啊

gmf
It's like me, but in porcelain

跟我形象差不多,只不过是瓷做的

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If you’re not familiar with the Awful Taste But Great Execution subreddit, allow us to introduce you. The group has been around since August 2016, and it’s amassed an impressive 1.9 million members since then. The subreddit describes itself as “for everything that displays quality craftsmanship in the least elegant way possible”, and states that “all things gaudy, tacky, overdone, and otherwise tasteless” can be found there. “Work done so well, you won't know whether to love it or hate it,” the mods write in the group’s ‘About’ section.
While anything and everything can be found in ATBGE, there are certain topics that tend to come up more frequently. Common themes on the sub are Art, Automotive, Tattoo Tuesday, Fashion, Food, Decor, Home, Body Art, and DIY. And lucky for us, Bored Panda was previously able to get in touch with one of the group’s moderators to provide more insight into how it began in the first place.

如果你没听说过红迪上的“糟糕品味但出色的动手能力”版块,那请允许我们为你介绍。自2016年8月成立以来,该板块已经拥有惊人的近190万名注册会员。红迪将该板块描述为“极不雅照的高质量工艺品”,并表示“一切低品位,庸俗,夸张,怪异的东西”都可以在这里找到。“有些东西虽然看着别扭,但做工极佳,让你不知道是该爱它还是该恨它,”mod在该频道“介绍”一栏写道。虽然在这里你什么东西都可以找到,但有关于某些主题的作品往往更常出现。比如,最常见的主题是关于艺术、汽车、食品打折、时尚、美食、装饰、家庭、人体艺术和DIY的。幸运的是,Bored Panda之前联系上了该板块上的一位版主,为我们提供了更多关于该板块的情况。

#2
Sandwich-Style Wrapping Paper!

汉堡包装纸!

Sandwich-Style Wrapping Paper!
Shark Lady
That's awesome, it doesn't belong on this list.

真不错,感觉它不应算进这个板块里。

Stardust she/her
It would taste like paper if you ate it. Paper has bad taste

如果你咬一口,它尝起来就像纸一样。纸的味道很差的

David Herz
Once again, what is wrong with this? It's amusing and unusual.

还想问一下,这有什么问题么?多有意思啊,多特别。

#3
French Braid On A Yorkie

给狗狗梳的辫子

French Braid On A Yorkie
Auntriarch
Were you very bored

这真是闲的没事干

Selah Kidder
Me personally I think that’s cool

我寻思这也挺酷的啊

Magpie
I like it but how long would it last

我喜欢,可这能挺多久啊

Madre_Dr4gnZFly
I'm impressed they got the dog to sit still long enough to get it done.

令人佩服的是,这人居然能让狗狗一动不动在那里呆那么长时间等着编完辫子。
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I can't decide on a name
looks like a loaf of bread

看起来就像一条长面包

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One of the moderators of Awful Taste But Great Execution previously told Bored Panda that the subreddit was initially made to be a spin-off of another sub called [Bad] Car Mods. “In the beginning, r/ATBGE focused heavily on automotive-related posts, but we knew doing this would potentially limit our user base,” the moderator explained. “To make r/ATBGE more appealing to the masses, we opened up the subreddit to include things beyond autos (tattoos, fashion, décor, etc.).” That’s when the community really started picking up traction.
“As we grew, moderators were added and subreddit rules were further refined,” they went on to explain. “Now we are here, and things are still looking good. We continue to add new subscribers each day, which is a good thing (considering we all do this for free).” And even after 7 years, the sub continues to grow, as it’s well on its way to reaching 2 million members soon.

“糟糕品味但出色的动手能力”版块其中一位版主此前告诉我们网站,起初该版块是红迪上另一个名为[Bad] Car Mods版块的子版块。“一开始,该板块主要关注汽车相关的信息,但我们知道这样做可能会限制我们用户的发挥,”这位版主解释道。“为了让该板块更吸引大众,我们扩大了该板块的话题讨论范围,增加了关于汽车以外的内容(比如纹身、时尚、装饰等)。”那时该板块才真正开始受到关注。他们继续道:“随着我们的发展,我们请了版主,并进一步完善了该板块的规则。”“现在来看,效果很不错。我们每天都有新增用户,这是一件好事(当然也是因为我们都是免费的)。”即使在7年之后,该板块会员仍在继续增长,而且很快就会达到200万会员用户。
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#4
“They See Me Roman... They Hatin’”

罗马“战车“?

“They See Me Roman... They Hatin’”
kath morgan
Live your bliss

通往幸福生活

AutisticTurtle
Exactly. Life is too short to give a fúck what other people think

完全正确。人生苦短,没时间去在意别人怎么想

Penny Hernandez
I LOVE this and I would use this as my daily drive. It would have the additional bonus of embarrassing my sons and grandchildren.

我喜欢这个,我会把它作为我的日常座驾。让我的儿孙们尴尬去吧。

Stephanie Did It
I just love the horse though

不过我确实很喜欢这匹“马”

#5
Kinda Hard Not To Like

想不喜欢都难

Kinda Hard Not To Like
Auntriarch
That's beautiful

好看

AJay
The barber has some mad skills

理发师还是有两把刷子的

Mickysixxx (edited)
I asked my partner if she wanted me to shave my beard into this and the response was "NO! I'll leave you, you'd look like a f*****g idiot". Well she's honest anyway lol

我问我女票我把胡子剃成这样她能接受不,她说“你要是敢!我俩就离婚,整成这样会让你看起来像一个煞笔白痴”。她很诚实,哈哈

Stephanie Did It
Looks great now but hard to maintain unless the barber lives with you.

现在看起来不错,过后就很难维持,除非理发师守在你身边。
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Monday
Maybe he was going to a fancy dress/costume party and just needed the look for one night?

也许他要去参加化装舞会,能保持一晚上就可以了?

MyLittleVee-Vees! (edited)
Looks like Sennca Crane from the Hunger Games

看起来像《饥饿游戏》里的Sennca Crane

Gosia Buczek
Classic yet modern

古典夹杂着现代

#6
Impressive!!

目瞪口呆

Impressive!!
Zara the Squiddy Squid
third little piggy’s chair lol

《三只小猪》里的老三用的椅子,哈哈

Selah Kidder
O very comfy
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tuzdayschild
This actually took quite a bit of skill.

这其实需要不少技巧。

Gosia Buczek
I actually like it I think someone spent a lot of time building it

真讨人喜欢,做这玩意的人得下老大功夫了吧

Immortal Jellyfish
I can't tell if it's supposed to be hard or soft

不知这玩意应该是硬的还是软的

Thelittlebean
why does it look soft???

为什么看起来像软软的

tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
Like sims 2 custom pattern mod lol

《像模拟人生2》游戏其中一mod 哈~

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Many of the things featured on this list fall into categories that are quite subjective: fashion, furniture design, product design, and tattoos. We know that we don’t all have the same taste, and life would probably be pretty boring if we did! But we wanted to learn more about how subjective fashion really is from an expert, so we reached out to England-based lifestyle and fashion blogger Lorna Burford. Lorna was kind enough to have a chat with us examining the idea behind something having ‘awful taste but great execution’.

该频道里收集的许多作品内容都属于相当主观的类别,比如时尚、家具设计、产品设计和纹身。每个人的格调各不相同,但如果都趋于一致,生活可能会变得非常无聊!但我们想从专家口中了解更多关于时尚中的主观占比情况,所以我们联系了英国生活时尚博主洛娜·伯福德。洛娜很热情地和我们聊了聊,探讨了一些“糟糕的品味但很棒的动手能力”背后的想法。

“I think [fashion] is obxtive and through the eyes of the individual, however, there are plenty of things I find tacky, tasteless, and disgusting, from my point of view, but others love them and wear them,” she told Bored Panda. “Maybe this comes from them not knowing anything about fashion and how to style in an aesthetically pleasing way, as well as not having an interest in it, therefore it's a mess. But the fashion industry pushes the boundaries every single day and plenty of designers put looks on the runway that are awful - they just don't work, but people go along with it. So I think it's genuinely a mixture of both, as it's all individual and some people just follow along without really giving it a thought, just because it's 'cool'.”

“个人理解,我认为(时尚)是客观的,然而,有很多东西从我个人角度来看,觉得俗气、无味、反感,但有些人喜欢它们,穿带它们,”她对我们网站说道。“也许这是因为他们对时尚一无所知,不知如何以令人愉悦的美学角度去进行创作,对何为时尚不感兴趣,因此让人感觉乱糟糟的。时尚业的天花板每天在被突破,很多设计师在t台上展示的造型都很糟糕——虽然感觉别扭,但人们还是会接受。所以我认为该板块里的作品是两者的混合,因为这都是个人主观设计,有些人只是人云亦云,只是因为它很‘酷’。”

#7
Someone Told Me It Belongs Here

“自画像”
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Someone Told Me It Belongs Here
waddles (edited)
a part of me is like "COOL," but the other bit thinks this is a tad icky, yet cool

一方面我觉得“酷”,但另一方面我觉得这有点小膈应,但确实很酷
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Premislaus de Colo
Why would you wear glasses under shower?

谁洗澡时还会戴眼镜

VonBlade
I'm so short sighted I can't see the shower controls without them.

可能是眼睛近视度数太大,不带眼镜就根本看不到雨淋开关
天才啊,赔付

Upstaged75 (edited)
That takes talent! I can barely even just get the hair off my hands after I shower.

这需要天赋!洗澡后我连胳膊上的毛都洗不掉。

frank behnsen
“Artwise” this self-portrait is astonishingly well done, but on the other hand the technique …

“艺术”这幅自画像令人惊讶地做得很好,但另一方面,技术 …

I'm.Just.A.Girl
I don't share this much, but I have trichophobia... Fear of hair. Specifically loose hair, no longer on the body. Shower hair is particularly bad for me. So this picture makes my skin crawl. However, I will say it is well executed.

不推荐,我有恐毛症……尤其是怕头发丝。或是身上掉下的乱糟糟体毛。洗澡时的我最讨厌洗头发了。所以这张照片让我起鸡皮疙瘩。不过,我要说的是,弄得确实很好。

#8
The Ultimate Jigsaw Puzzle For The Guy That Installs Wooden Flooring

实木拼图式地板

The Ultimate Jigsaw Puzzle For The Guy That Installs Wooden Flooring
Sad Quokka
I actually like this. I wouldn't have it, but it is quite cool

我真挺喜欢的,原本不想这样整,但确实很酷

Mickysixxx
It is cool but I bet the poor tradie went mad laying it, probably 1 piece missing somewhere too lol

这很酷,但我敢说安装这种地板的工人师傅肯定会疯的,弄不好就在那里少了一块,哈哈

Vermontah
what tool do you use to clean all the crud out between the pieces.

这种地板缝里的脏东西用啥工具来清理啊

Terry Tobias
I'd hate to walk on that, feeling all the cracks under my feet.

我可不想在这上面走,多硌脚啊

Tyranamar Seuss
I hate it!

不喜欢
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Passerby
Does anyone else have this urge to pour milk into those lines, just to see how it would flow?

有谁在想往这上倒奶水,看它顺着地板缝能流到哪?

tee-lena
Now I do!

这就是我了

#9
This Dissected And Mounted Furby Pet

被完全分解的电子布偶

This Dissected And Mounted Furby Pet
Elita One
Like they arn't creepy enough.

还能更渗人些么
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LazierPanda
*unsolicited coo in the dead of night*

*在夜深人静时不请自来的甜言蜜语*

Shark Lady
It will still scare the s**t out of you by making random sounds at 3am.

它还是会在半夜3点发出能给你吓得半死的声音。
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gmf
And in this state it still manages to talk

即使这样,也不影响它发声

Valisbourne Spiritforge
For some reason I kind of like it.

不知为啥,我倒挺喜欢的

LokisLilButterknife
This feels like some I would see in a serial killer's home.

这感觉就像是在一个连环杀手家里看到的东西

Robert T
It looks rather surprised! What the hell have you done to me?!

它看起来很惊讶!“主人你到底对我做了什么?”

#10
Why Not A Pair Of Illuminated Chandelier Earrings

为什么不弄一对吊灯耳环呢
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Why Not A Pair Of Illuminated Chandelier Earrings
AJay
I would wear these! They are kind of cool in my opinion

要我的话我也肯定会戴,我觉着很酷

LokisLilButterknife
In all honesty, they are pretty darn neat. They would be wonderful for a Halloween costume, costume ball, or cosplay.

说真的,相当精致。绝对是万圣节、化装舞会、COS的最佳选择。

CD Mills
Those are adorable! I'd find some occasion to wear them. Too fun.

太招人喜欢了,要是我有机会也会戴上。太好玩了。

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When it comes to outfits that had great execution but poor taste, Lorna says many of the street style looks during fashion week could fall into that category. “Everything is an expression of art and who can stand out the most, so I understand the concept, but sometimes the final looks are nothing but ridiculous,” she explained. “But because they're so ridiculous, it's 'cool'. Lady Gaga's old outfits are probably a prime example of this! But the execution works as they go into the finer details too. You can't fault the effort.”

说到品味差但动手能力强的服装,洛娜说,时装周期间亮相的许多街头风格服装都属于这一类。她解释道:“一切都是艺术的表达,看谁更特立独行,我很理解这个概念,但有时最终完成后的作品外观看起来很怪诞。”“但因为它们太怪异夸张,所以感觉很‘酷’。Lady Gaga的以前穿过的衣服可能就是最好的例子!但当人们顾及能展现出更精细的细节时,动手能力会起作用。但你不能指责这种努力。”

#11
Heart Balaclava

心脏帽

Heart Balaclava
Telerisghost
Grandma got very bored while recovering from open heart surgery...and designed this before the anesthesia wore off...

刚做完手术的奶奶在休养过程因为感觉相当无聊,在麻药药劲还没过时就做了个这东西

#12
Narcissist Much?

另一个我?

Narcissist Much?
wifeofweasley
the groom looks.... like he already regrets getting married

看起来.... 新郎他好像已经后悔结婚了

tuzdayschild
He's smiling. She looks like she has regrets though.

新郎在笑,新娘看起来好像是后悔了

Rachel Tompkins
omg i thought the cake was a person lol!

我的天,差点把左边的蛋糕看成是个人,哈哈!

Mar
She doesn't look too happy about it

新娘看起来好像不大高兴

Reggie Putnam
Hate to say it, but cake seems happier than the bride

我不想这么说,但蛋糕看起来似乎比新娘更幸福

Upstaged75
It took me WAY to long to realize that's a cake! :)

花了我很长时间才看出来这是一个蛋糕!:)

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But Lorna likes to keep an open mind, as she notes that it’s always possible for something to go from tacky to fashionable if it’s executed well. “We have designers on the runway to thank for that,” she said with a laugh. “Tiny denim mini skirts were a trend for so long, back in the early 00's, then they became extremely tacky, and now I've noticed that they're trending again. However, it's about styling them in a different way. No longer with Uggs/furry boots and tight cami tops, it's with sneakers or sandals and looser knitwear or blazers.”

但洛娜喜欢保持开放的心态,因为她认为,如果手艺高超完全可以做到点石为金,总是有可能把一些东西俗气的东西变得时尚。“这要感谢t台上的设计师,”她笑着说道。“早在21世纪初,迷你牛仔裙就风靡了很长一段时间,后来就变得非常俗气,但现在我发现它们又开始流行了。然而,这是关于围绕它们的不同设计方式。比如不再是雪地靴/毛茸茸的靴子和紧身cami上衣,而是运动鞋或凉鞋、宽松的针织衫或运动夹克。”

“I think with 99% of items, it's all about how you style them,” Lorna added. “Speaking of big furry boots though, Gucci are bringing those back for FW23. They were featured throughout the runway show and are trying to make those ugly things work again. We will see where that goes!”

洛娜补充道:“我认为99%的单品都取决于创意设计。”“说到毛茸茸的大靴子,古驰在FW23 T台秀上再一次展示出这种风格的靴子。全方面展示了该靴子的特色,并试图让这些丑陋的东西再次博得人们的青睐。让我们等一段时间再下结论吧!”

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#13
Tinkling Doggos

狩猎狗

Tinkling Doggos
AJay
I like this, kind of humorous

我喜欢这个,有点莫名的幽默
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Dietcocoabean
It's the Fontaine de Diana at Fontainebleau in France.

这是在法国枫丹白露宫。

R Dennis
I was there last July and took pictures of the fountain. I totally missed this until my daughter pointed it out.

去年七月我去过那里,还拍了这个喷泉照片。刚开始看我还没反应过来,直至我女儿指出来。

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BoredPandaSucks
well, how's that any worse than the pissing cherub or baby?

感觉也不比撒尿的小天使小婴儿差哪里去?

ISeeWendiGo
Wonder what the deer below them are doing...

不知那人旁边的鹿是干嘛的

Ian
Dogs don't pee like that though.

狗狗才不会这样撒尿呢
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#14
This Marge Simpson Shoe

马姬·辛普森鞋

This Marge Simpson Shoe
waddles (edited)
i've seen this many times and each time i see it i love it a little more

我老是能看到,但越看越是喜欢

Shyla Bouche
I think they're supposed to be on your feet, not in your face.

我觉得鞋子应该穿在你脚上,而不是在你脸上。

David Herz
it's funny, not in bad taste...don't understand the choices made under the heading of "no taste,"...I guess i have no taste.

很有趣,看着挺好的啊……我就纳闷这怎么会归在“没品味”这类里……难道是我没有品味?

Kimberly Sandquist
thats fun made me laugh

有意思看着让人只想发笑

Sarah Rose Johnstone
Okay. I have an awful sense of humor. I like this a lot.

好吧。虽然我没什么幽默感。但我很喜欢这个。

Klopec
Make it in adult size!

有大号能成人穿的没?

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“The 90's had some awful trends and fits in terms of bagginess, but that's trending again,” Lorna went on to note. “Everything is oversized, everywhere. I don't really like it at all, however, because people are better at styling these days, it looks infinitely better than anything did in the actual 90's. So it really does come down to how you wear things and make them work for you.”
If you’d like to learn more about Lorna or gain some style advice from her, be sure to visit her website, Raindrops of Sapphire, right here.

洛娜接着说道:“90年代出现一种糟糕的趋势,服装界流行起一股宽松肥大的潮流,而现在又再次开始流行了。”“什么的都宽松肥大。我一点也不喜欢它,不过,因为现在人们更擅长设计,会把它设计的比90年代的任何东西都更顺眼的多。所以这真的可以归结为你怎样穿衣服,让它们为你服务。
如果你想了解更多关于Lorna或从她那里获得一些时尚建议,请务必去她的网站看一看。

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#15
When Realism In Design Crosses The Line

现实主义设计的奇葩

When Realism In Design Crosses The Line
Peppy
Is the poo poo the light switch? That’s awesomely gross

下面那坨便便是电灯开关吗?好恶心哦
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tuzdayschild
I know. It's kind of horrible and likeable at the same time.

膈应人的同时又有些可爱

frank behnsen (edited)
Bad taste at its very best. };^>

糟糕品味中的极品

Sad Quokka (edited)
I kinda want to know what dog position that is

我有点想知道那是什么狗姿势

Mrs Spigot
I would absolutely buy this... if it was a greyhound.

要是灰狗我肯定会买一个

#16
This Golf Cart A Local Dealership Is Trying To Sell…

这是本地车商想卖的高尔夫球车

Immortal Jellyfish
I want it! How much?

我想买,这车多钱

Selah Kidder
I want I want I want I want. OK now I NEED

就它了我要定了

#17
Rugged Warrior

“刚强”骑士
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Rugged Warrior
AJay
I would put this in my house

我想弄个放家里

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We also reached out to London-based lifestyle and fashion blogger Natasha Kundi to hear her thoughts on the topic, and lucky for us, she was happy to answer our questions as well. “I think everyone has their own sense of style. Some people like to stick to their own personal style, but some people also like to follow trends,” she told Bored Panda. “The issue I have with people who follow the latest trends is that they do not take into account whether it suits them or, they just go ahead and wear it. I try to follow trends too, but if something doesn't look nice on me, I never try to wear it again. I think we should always take into account our body shape and skin complexion. The right size and color makes a lot of difference to how we look.”

我们还联系了伦敦的生活方式和时尚博主娜塔莎·昆迪,听听她对这个话题的看法,幸运的是,她也很愿意接受我们的采访。他对我们网站说道“我认为每个人都有自己的时尚品味。有些人喜欢坚持自己的个人风格,当然有些人也喜欢追随潮流,”“我对那些追寻最新潮流的人的意见是,想想它是否适合自己,或只是想拥有它。我也很爱追赶新潮,但如果感觉不适合我,我就再也不会穿它了。我认为我们应该经常考虑自身的体型和肤色。服装不同的尺寸和配色对我们的外观会起到很大的影响。”

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#18
This Organ Made Out Of Exhaust Pipes

汽车排气管做成的风琴

This Organ Made Out Of Exhaust Pipes
Peppy
That’s some amazing skill to make this, I like it

厉害!技术高手啊,我喜欢

Bender Bending Rodríguez
I don't know why but I want to see a person in Darth Vader costume playing this.

不知为什么,我希望能看到一个穿着黑武士服的人弹这个。

Juris Macto
I'm actually impressed but I want to know how it sounds....

真是让我印象深刻,但我想知道它弹起来声音如何....

DaisyGirl
You know they mean business with the gamer seat

你知道他们是认真的

Brenda
Pretty amazing!

好厉害

Jody Whitmarsh
I wanna hear it

我很听听这东西发出的动静

#19
When Your Tattoo Looks More Like You Than You Do Yourself #tattootuesday

当你身上的纹身看起来比你更像你自己
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When Your Tattoo Looks More Like You Than You Do Yourself #tattootuesday
Immortal Jellyfish
I nominate this dude as the hillbilliest hillbilly

我决定了他就是土包子

Zara the Squiddy Squid
Aww he looks so happy

这纹身看起来很开心

Chewie Baron
Blimey, Paul Chuckle has really let himself go.

天啊,保罗·查克真是太放纵自己了。

David
Well, he looks like he has a sense of humor at least

至少他看起来很有幽默感

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And when it comes to trends Natasha can’t get behind, she shared, “I personally like to wear clothes that fully cover me, so full dresses that have a hole in the back or front or anywhere just seems so ridiculous to me. The only good thing that comes out of such styles is that I get to save my money.” She also noted that, “The leopard and lion dresses at Paris fashion week this year looked amazing with great execution, but the idea behind them wasn't very helpful for animal or wildlife welfare.”

当谈到娜塔莎不想追寻流行趋势时,她说:“我个人不喜欢穿露肉的衣服,所以那些袒胸露背的长礼服对我来说无福消受。这种风格唯一的好处就是省钱省料。”她还说,“今年巴黎时装周上的豹子和狮子裙看起来非常棒,但它们背后的想法对保护动物或野生动物的没有多大帮助。”

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#20
Questionable

这到底是啥

Questionable
Hendo
*Ding Dong* 'Avon Calling'

叮咚,门铃响啦

LK
I have the feeling this is a school bus that's been converted into a home.

我有一种感觉,这肯定是一辆被改造成家的校车。

JL
"In case of accident, please exit through the emergency foyer."

"如有意外,请走紧急出口"

Kate Jones
The state of school funding.

这家学校肯定很穷

Upstaged75
This is a bus someone has turned in to a tiny home. If they paint over the yellow it won't be too bad.

这是一辆公共汽车,有人把它改成住房。如果他们要是能把黄漆弄掉就好了。

#21
Behold... The Jelmet

屁…股?!

Behold... The Jelmet
Immortal Jellyfish
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

仅仅因为你可以,并不意味着你应该这样做。

Miriam L
If it protects his skull properly, then he's a lot smarter than a good deal of the bikers out there. Keeping your brains inside your head gives you another chance at helmet design later

如果这能很好地保护他的脑袋,那他就比外面很多飞车党要聪明得多。保持头脑清醒可以让你以后有机会做头盔

Helen Bennett
The helmet also looks like it has no chin protection, and his t-shirt ain't going to protect against road rash.

头盔看起来没法能保护好他的下巴,而他的t恤也禁不住路面蹭毫无防护能力。

Firstname Lastname
Is the pocket for show, or does it work?

那上面的口袋是用来搞笑,还是真的有用?

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Natasha also admits that something tacky can be considered fashionable “provided that it's styled and carried well.” And finally, she wanted to remind readers that fashion doesn’t have to be expensive. “I love how Kate Middleton wears clothes from all price ranges and looks amazing. She is a great source of inspiration,” Natasha says.

娜塔莎还承认,俗的东西也可以变成时髦的,“前提是它的风格和实用性还能说得过去。”最后,她想提醒读者,时尚并不一定要昂贵。“我喜欢凯特·米德尔顿穿各种价位衣服的样子,无论她穿什么看起来都很漂亮。她就是绝佳的灵感启发来源,”!

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#22
Cute!!

好可爱

Cute!!
ZombieSushi386
New Smyrna Beach. Used to see her all the time, the manatee mailboxes outnumber any other kind there.

以前在新士麦那海滩(注:美国佛罗里达)总能看到她,那里这种海牛风格的邮箱比其他任何种类的邮箱都多。

Veronica Rabbit
Is this in Florida? We have quite a few of these tacky-yet-kind-of-awesome sea creature mailboxes around here!

这是在佛罗里达吗?我们这里有不少这种又俗但又有点令人怕的海洋生物邮箱!

tuzdayschild
She looks like she's ready to turn in her 2 weeks.

她看起来已经准备好要下崽了。

#23
This Hand Carved Staircase

纯手工雕刻的楼梯

This Hand Carved Staircase
Ana Ferreira
Stunning. Wouldn't want to be the one to have to clean it, though.

厉害!但我可不想成为那个要打扫的人

Stephanie Did It
That is actually gorgeous!

相当漂亮

GoldfishCrackers
The thing killing me is the runners that look like dinner placemats that have been cut in half…

最让我难受的是那个楼梯垫,看起来就像是被切成两半的餐桌垫……

LokisLilButterknife
As an avid boater, I quite like this. I would remove the carpet on each step though.

作为一个狂热的划船爱好者,我很喜欢这个。不过,我每走一步都会先把地毯拿开。

#24
Heel Supports

鞋跟

Heel Supports
Zara the Squiddy Squid
I actually really love this!

我真的很喜欢这个!

ISeeWendiGo
Me, too! Made by Dolce & Gabbana and sell for $1895. At that price I may have to get several pairs in several colors because that's a STEAL!

我也一样!杜嘉班纳推出,售价1895美元。按这个价格,我可能得买几双不同颜色的,因为真心不贵!

Christopher Barnhouse
I never understood why women wear high heels. Looks uncomfortable as f**K

我一直不明白女人为什么要穿高跟鞋。看起来多不得劲啊

QuirkyKiwiQueen
You mean SOME women.

你是在说“某些”女人么?

rodger coghlan
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#25
The Crocodile Rug Extension

鳄鱼地毯

The Crocodile Rug Extension
Shark Lady
My parents have one of these in their garden, it's called Claude.

我爸妈家花园里就有一只,它叫克劳德。

Pink kitty
I bet I'd stub my toes on it frequently

我敢打赌我肯定会经常踩到它
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Little Wonder
I want this, but with lil frog heads.

我想要这个,但要有小青蛙脑袋。

AJay
Ok I would kind of like this, but only against the wall or in a corner so I don't trip over it.

好吧,我还能接受,但只能靠墙或墙角,这样我就不会被绊倒了。

The voice of reason
Use it for when your foot needs scratched.

当你的脚痒痒时就踩到它上面蹭蹭

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