话题：英国保守党竞选海报称“英国是世界第二强大的国家”，被网民骂到删帖
正文翻译
Don’t let the doomsters and the naysayers trick you into talking down our country. The UK is as strong as ever [Conservative Party image Tweet]
原标题：不要让末日论者和唱反调的人骗到你，从而贬低我们的国家。英国一如既往的强大[保守党推特图片]
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Don’t let the doomsters and the naysayers trick you into talking down our country. The UK is as strong as ever [Conservative Party image Tweet]
原标题：不要让末日论者和唱反调的人骗到你，从而贬低我们的国家。英国一如既往的强大[保守党推特图片]
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Burzo796
Why is there so much white outline on each picture, it's almost like they made the cut in MS paint.
为什么每张图上都有这么多白色的轮廓，就像他们用MS画笔剪出来的一样。
Why is there so much white outline on each picture, it's almost like they made the cut in MS paint.
为什么每张图上都有这么多白色的轮廓，就像他们用MS画笔剪出来的一样。
Next_Grab_9009
Budget cuts - they can't afford photoshop
预算削减——他们用不起PS。
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Budget cuts - they can't afford photoshop
预算削减——他们用不起PS。
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forbiddenmemeories
Given a multi-billion pound setup they used during the pandemic turned out to be run using Microsoft Excel, this is entirely within the realms of possibility
考虑到他们在疫情期间的使用的一个数十亿英镑的程序，结果是用微软Excel运行的，这完全是可能的。
Given a multi-billion pound setup they used during the pandemic turned out to be run using Microsoft Excel, this is entirely within the realms of possibility
考虑到他们在疫情期间的使用的一个数十亿英镑的程序，结果是用微软Excel运行的，这完全是可能的。
Alternative_Rush4451
And an old version at that with no more than 65k rows!
而且是一个不超过6.5万行的旧版本!
And an old version at that with no more than 65k rows!
而且是一个不超过6.5万行的旧版本!
whencanistop
They want to make it look like cuttings from a newspaper - the sort of thing that old people who might vote for them read.
For the kids amongst you, Newspapers are like the internet, but printed on paper and a day old.
他们想让它看起来像报纸上的剪报——那种可能会投票给他们的老年人读的东西。
对于你们当中的孩子们来说，报纸就像互联网，但印刷在纸上，而且是一天以前的。
They want to make it look like cuttings from a newspaper - the sort of thing that old people who might vote for them read.
For the kids amongst you, Newspapers are like the internet, but printed on paper and a day old.
他们想让它看起来像报纸上的剪报——那种可能会投票给他们的老年人读的东西。
对于你们当中的孩子们来说，报纸就像互联网，但印刷在纸上，而且是一天以前的。
theartofrolling
For the elderly, newspapers are like that bloke who used to shout "HEAR YE HEAR YE!" in the village square, but printed out on paper and slightly less drunk.
对于老年人来说，报纸就像那个曾经在村广场上喊“嘿呀嘿呀”的家伙，只不过是印在纸上，而且喝得稍微少一些。
For the elderly, newspapers are like that bloke who used to shout "HEAR YE HEAR YE!" in the village square, but printed out on paper and slightly less drunk.
对于老年人来说，报纸就像那个曾经在村广场上喊“嘿呀嘿呀”的家伙，只不过是印在纸上，而且喝得稍微少一些。
chris_282
For the middle-aged, newspapers are like newspapers used to be, i.e. still shite.
对于中年人来说，报纸和过去一样，也就是说，仍然是垃圾。
For the middle-aged, newspapers are like newspapers used to be, i.e. still shite.
对于中年人来说，报纸和过去一样，也就是说，仍然是垃圾。
ucd_pete
It’s actually WhatsApp stickers
它实际上是WhatsApp的贴图。
It’s actually WhatsApp stickers
它实际上是WhatsApp的贴图。
Dickere
Tech bro expert at work.
技术小子上线啦。
Tech bro expert at work.
技术小子上线啦。
CommandoPro
They actually posted this? Someone wrote this tweet, made that image, and genuinely felt it was fine to hit send? It reads like satire.
他们真的发了这个? 有人写了这条推特，拍了这张照片，然后真的觉得可以发送吗? 读起来像讽刺。
They actually posted this? Someone wrote this tweet, made that image, and genuinely felt it was fine to hit send? It reads like satire.
他们真的发了这个? 有人写了这条推特，拍了这张照片，然后真的觉得可以发送吗? 读起来像讽刺。
Low-Design787
Maybe it’s wine time Thursdays?
They start early these days.
也许是周四喝酒时间?
这些天他们开始得很早。
Maybe it’s wine time Thursdays?
They start early these days.
也许是周四喝酒时间?
这些天他们开始得很早。
YourLizardOverlord
To be fair if I were involved in campaigning for the Conservatives right now, I'd be spending my time pissed out of my skull too.
公平地说，如果我现在参与保守党的竞选活动，我也会一直气得头昏脑胀。
To be fair if I were involved in campaigning for the Conservatives right now, I'd be spending my time pissed out of my skull too.
公平地说，如果我现在参与保守党的竞选活动，我也会一直气得头昏脑胀。
theartofrolling
Wine time is on Wednesdays now.
Thursday is cocaine and twitter time.
现在喝酒日是每周三。
周四是可卡因和推特日。
Wine time is on Wednesdays now.
Thursday is cocaine and twitter time.
现在喝酒日是每周三。
周四是可卡因和推特日。
Low-Design787
Meth on Friday? Breaking bad, Rishi could be the new Walter White.
周五冰毒?《绝命毒师》，瑞希可能会成为新的沃尔特·怀特。
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Meth on Friday? Breaking bad, Rishi could be the new Walter White.
周五冰毒?《绝命毒师》，瑞希可能会成为新的沃尔特·怀特。
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ARandomDouchy
Second most powerful nation in the world my ass
世界上第二强大的国家，狗屁。
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Second most powerful nation in the world my ass
世界上第二强大的国家，狗屁。
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ThePlanck
Britain number one exporter of Potassium
All other countries have inferior Potassium
英国最大的钾出口国，
所有其他国家的钾都不好。
Britain number one exporter of Potassium
All other countries have inferior Potassium
英国最大的钾出口国，
所有其他国家的钾都不好。
mildbeanburrito
why are they talking us down, don't they know we used to rule the world? The USA isn't more powerful than us, stop being a naysayer.
他们为什么要贬低我们，难道他们不知道我们曾经统治过世界吗? 美国并不比我们强大，别再唱反调了。
why are they talking us down, don't they know we used to rule the world? The USA isn't more powerful than us, stop being a naysayer.
他们为什么要贬低我们，难道他们不知道我们曾经统治过世界吗? 美国并不比我们强大，别再唱反调了。
monkeybawz
How about 2nd most powerful ass in the nation instead?
不如改成第二强大的狗屁国家?
How about 2nd most powerful ass in the nation instead?
不如改成第二强大的狗屁国家?
forbiddenmemeories
Rishi channeling the Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail here
这时候《巨蟒与圣杯》里的骑士附了瑞希的身。
Rishi channeling the Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail here
这时候《巨蟒与圣杯》里的骑士附了瑞希的身。
_herb21
I mean not to be a pedant, but at some point Britain was the most powerful country in the world. So even by the tweets own logic it doesn't work.
我不想咬文嚼字，但在某种程度上，英国是世界上最强大的国家。所以即使按照这条推特本身的逻辑，它也说不通。
I mean not to be a pedant, but at some point Britain was the most powerful country in the world. So even by the tweets own logic it doesn't work.
我不想咬文嚼字，但在某种程度上，英国是世界上最强大的国家。所以即使按照这条推特本身的逻辑，它也说不通。
reuben_iv
Think it’s referring to this
https://brandfinance.com/press-releases/resilient-uk-ranked-2nd-highest-nation-brand-globally-in-global-soft-power-index
Also placed 2nd in separate studies by the Henry Jackson Society and by the think tank European Geostrategy
我想它指的是这个：
“有弹性的英国在全球软实力指数中排名全球第二。”
在亨利·杰克逊协会和智库欧洲地缘战略的独立研究中也排名第二。
Think it’s referring to this
https://brandfinance.com/press-releases/resilient-uk-ranked-2nd-highest-nation-brand-globally-in-global-soft-power-index
Also placed 2nd in separate studies by the Henry Jackson Society and by the think tank European Geostrategy
我想它指的是这个：
“有弹性的英国在全球软实力指数中排名全球第二。”
在亨利·杰克逊协会和智库欧洲地缘战略的独立研究中也排名第二。
_herb21
I mean saying "the UK is as strong as ever" is untrue if the UK has gone from the most powerful to the 2nd most powerful country
我的意思是，如果英国已经从最强大的国家变成了第二强大的国家，那么说“英国一如既往地强大”就不对了。
I mean saying "the UK is as strong as ever" is untrue if the UK has gone from the most powerful to the 2nd most powerful country
我的意思是，如果英国已经从最强大的国家变成了第二强大的国家，那么说“英国一如既往地强大”就不对了。
sjintje
i think the french might have something to say about that.
我想法国人可能对此有话要说。
i think the french might have something to say about that.
我想法国人可能对此有话要说。
Tinyjar
Uuh isn't it very much against convention to literally slap the monarch on party political material? It makes it seem as if Charles is endorsing their party.
Very poor taste imo
在政党政治材料上对君主进行抨击不是很违反惯例吗? 这让人觉得查尔斯似乎在支持他们的政党。
品味很差，我觉得。
Uuh isn't it very much against convention to literally slap the monarch on party political material? It makes it seem as if Charles is endorsing their party.
Very poor taste imo
在政党政治材料上对君主进行抨击不是很违反惯例吗? 这让人觉得查尔斯似乎在支持他们的政党。
品味很差，我觉得。
Brapfamalam
Even funnier that Sunak's image is much bigger than the Kings and front and center lol
Also I'm loving that Christopher Nolan made it into this! The first draft probably had the BBC in there before a quick edit lMao.
更搞笑的是，苏纳克的形象比国王大得多，而且位于正前方，哈哈。
我也很喜欢克里斯托弗·诺兰把这个海报做成这样! 初稿里可能有英国广播公司的名字，之后进行了快速编辑。
Even funnier that Sunak's image is much bigger than the Kings and front and center lol
Also I'm loving that Christopher Nolan made it into this! The first draft probably had the BBC in there before a quick edit lMao.
更搞笑的是，苏纳克的形象比国王大得多，而且位于正前方，哈哈。
我也很喜欢克里斯托弗·诺兰把这个海报做成这样! 初稿里可能有英国广播公司的名字，之后进行了快速编辑。
Easymodelife
It looks like GCSE art coursework on the theme of "British values," slapped together the night before it was due.
看起来像是以“英国价值观”为主题所做的中学艺术课程作品，而且是在截止日期前一晚草草完成的。
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It looks like GCSE art coursework on the theme of "British values," slapped together the night before it was due.
看起来像是以“英国价值观”为主题所做的中学艺术课程作品，而且是在截止日期前一晚草草完成的。
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mushinnoshit
It looks like one of those fake full-page adverts you see in Viz
看起来就像我们在Viz上看到的那种假的整版广告。
It looks like one of those fake full-page adverts you see in Viz
看起来就像我们在Viz上看到的那种假的整版广告。
milton911
Someone at Tory party HQ is going to get a severe telling off for doing this.
You cannot use the image of the monarch on political messaging.
I'm pretty sure the monarch himself will be aghast.
保守党总部的某个人会因为这样做而受到严厉的斥责。
不能在政治信息中使用君主的形象。
我敢肯定国王本人也会被吓到的。
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Someone at Tory party HQ is going to get a severe telling off for doing this.
You cannot use the image of the monarch on political messaging.
I'm pretty sure the monarch himself will be aghast.
保守党总部的某个人会因为这样做而受到严厉的斥责。
不能在政治信息中使用君主的形象。
我敢肯定国王本人也会被吓到的。
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indifferent-times
Have the Tories descended to the point that they will fail to detect that this was obviously posted for a bet?
难道保守党已经堕落到无法察觉发布这个海报显然是一场赌博的地步了吗?
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Have the Tories descended to the point that they will fail to detect that this was obviously posted for a bet?
难道保守党已经堕落到无法察觉发布这个海报显然是一场赌博的地步了吗?
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Low-Design787
Still pissed from Wednesday’s party
还在为周三的派对生气。
Still pissed from Wednesday’s party
还在为周三的派对生气。
sist0ne
Britain is ok, everything is fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWkTQvlnDTI
不列颠好好的，一切都好好的。
Britain is ok, everything is fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWkTQvlnDTI
不列颠好好的，一切都好好的。
ErikTenHagenDazs
“Ignore all of the evidence you see and experience every day of your miserable lives - this country is great!”
“忽略你每天在悲惨生活中看到和经历的所有证据——这个国家很伟大!”
“Ignore all of the evidence you see and experience every day of your miserable lives - this country is great!”
“忽略你每天在悲惨生活中看到和经历的所有证据——这个国家很伟大!”
walrusphone
"Congratulations everyone, you live in a country that is at most second best"
“祝贺大家，你们生活在一个最多只能算是第二好的国家。”
"Congratulations everyone, you live in a country that is at most second best"
“祝贺大家，你们生活在一个最多只能算是第二好的国家。”
Low-Design787
From the same party: “London is a crime ridden anarchy, with Islamist gangs controlling the streets and Christians afraid to go out!!!!”.
来自同一个政党:“伦敦是一个犯罪猖獗的无政府状态，伊斯兰帮派控制着街道，基督徒不敢出门!!!!”。
From the same party: “London is a crime ridden anarchy, with Islamist gangs controlling the streets and Christians afraid to go out!!!!”.
来自同一个政党:“伦敦是一个犯罪猖獗的无政府状态，伊斯兰帮派控制着街道，基督徒不敢出门!!!!”。
astrath
It's fascinating just how much they've lost narrative coherence. The tone is absolutely all over the place, from doom-mongering London adverts to talking the country up here. It just reinforces the impression of a party flailing around, and frankly has been symptomatic of Sunak's whole premiership and the endless changes of direction.
令人着迷的是，他们在叙事上失去了连贯性。这种论调无处不在，从伦敦的危言耸听的广告到这里对这个国家的说法。这只是强化了一个政党漫无目的的印象，坦率地说，这是苏纳克整个首相任期和无休止的方向变化的症状。
It's fascinating just how much they've lost narrative coherence. The tone is absolutely all over the place, from doom-mongering London adverts to talking the country up here. It just reinforces the impression of a party flailing around, and frankly has been symptomatic of Sunak's whole premiership and the endless changes of direction.
令人着迷的是，他们在叙事上失去了连贯性。这种论调无处不在，从伦敦的危言耸听的广告到这里对这个国家的说法。这只是强化了一个政党漫无目的的印象，坦率地说，这是苏纳克整个首相任期和无休止的方向变化的症状。
Compare this unfavourably to the disciplined PR machine of Cameron and Osborne. They had learnt all the lessons from New Labour and were on message non-stop. It was Labour in 2015 who were flailing around with messages (remember the Ed Stone?), and allowed to be trapped by the Tories looking like the sensible adults and likely contributing to the late swing of don't knows to the status quo that handed victory to the Tories. This time it is the complete opposite, with Starmer's team on-message and the Tories looking clueless.
与卡梅伦和奥斯本纪律严明的公关机器相比，这个比较不利。他们已经从新工党那里学到了所有的教训，并且不停地在传递信息。2015年，是工党在四处传递信息(还记得艾德·斯通吗?)，并被保守党困住，看起来像个明智的成年人，很可能导致了对现状的不知道的后期转变，把胜利交给了保守党。这一次，情况完全相反，斯塔默的团队在传递信息，而保守党看起来毫无头绪。
与卡梅伦和奥斯本纪律严明的公关机器相比，这个比较不利。他们已经从新工党那里学到了所有的教训，并且不停地在传递信息。2015年，是工党在四处传递信息(还记得艾德·斯通吗?)，并被保守党困住，看起来像个明智的成年人，很可能导致了对现状的不知道的后期转变，把胜利交给了保守党。这一次，情况完全相反，斯塔默的团队在传递信息，而保守党看起来毫无头绪。
mo60000
Like how can London be a city filled with crime if the UK is the second most powerful country in the world.
比如，如果英国是世界上第二强大的国家，伦敦怎么会是一个充满犯罪的城市。
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Like how can London be a city filled with crime if the UK is the second most powerful country in the world.
比如，如果英国是世界上第二强大的国家，伦敦怎么会是一个充满犯罪的城市。
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Low-Design787
10 million on NHS waiting lists, and 4 weeks to see a doctor.
1000万人在NHS的等待名单上，以及4周才能看到医生。
10 million on NHS waiting lists, and 4 weeks to see a doctor.
1000万人在NHS的等待名单上，以及4周才能看到医生。
newnortherner21
Four weeks? Where is this place with only four weeks to get to see a GP? More chance of seeing snow in parts of the country.
四个星期吗? 这地方在哪里？只需要四周时间就能看全科医生? 看到部分地区降雪的可能性更大。
Four weeks? Where is this place with only four weeks to get to see a GP? More chance of seeing snow in parts of the country.
四个星期吗? 这地方在哪里？只需要四周时间就能看全科医生? 看到部分地区降雪的可能性更大。
WanderoftheAshes
I'm amused they've included the England team, the one they were decrying as woke back in 2021.
我很高兴他们把英格兰队也包括在内，他们在2021年谴责这支球队搞觉醒运动。
I'm amused they've included the England team, the one they were decrying as woke back in 2021.
我很高兴他们把英格兰队也包括在内，他们在2021年谴责这支球队搞觉醒运动。
Express-Doughnut-562
MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY
- shows an American plane and a car with a German engine.
"HUGE BRExiT BRITAIN VICTORY"
- with an image of a plane literally called the Eurofighter because of its development being a close collaboration between European nations.
最强大的国家
-展示了一架美国飞机和一辆装有德国发动机的汽车。
“英国脱欧取得巨大胜利”
-上面有一架飞机的图片，字面上叫做欧洲战斗机，因为它的开发是欧洲国家之间的密切合作的结果。
MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY
- shows an American plane and a car with a German engine.
"HUGE BRExiT BRITAIN VICTORY"
- with an image of a plane literally called the Eurofighter because of its development being a close collaboration between European nations.
最强大的国家
-展示了一架美国飞机和一辆装有德国发动机的汽车。
“英国脱欧取得巨大胜利”
-上面有一架飞机的图片，字面上叫做欧洲战斗机，因为它的开发是欧洲国家之间的密切合作的结果。
Mashinekalibar123
To be fair. Even Merdeces A and Bs use Renault made engine
公平地说。甚至奔驰A和b也使用雷诺制造的发动机。
To be fair. Even Merdeces A and Bs use Renault made engine
公平地说。甚至奔驰A和b也使用雷诺制造的发动机。
beeblbrox
If you woke lot would stop using your eyes, ears and lived experiences you would realise the country is fine better than fine it's ok.
如果你们搞太多觉醒运动，就会停止使用自己的眼睛、耳朵和生活经验，你们就会意识到这个国家很好，而不是“好吧，还可以”。
If you woke lot would stop using your eyes, ears and lived experiences you would realise the country is fine better than fine it's ok.
如果你们搞太多觉醒运动，就会停止使用自己的眼睛、耳朵和生活经验，你们就会意识到这个国家很好，而不是“好吧，还可以”。
milton911
Talking about fine, there should be one for any political party that uses the monarch's image on their political messaging.
说到好（双关：罚款），任何在政治信息中使用女王形象的政党都应该来一个。
Talking about fine, there should be one for any political party that uses the monarch's image on their political messaging.
说到好（双关：罚款），任何在政治信息中使用女王形象的政党都应该来一个。
tritoon140
Have they changed the colour of the flag here?
他们在这里把国旗的颜色换了吗?
Have they changed the colour of the flag here?
他们在这里把国旗的颜色换了吗?
Khazorath
I don't think they can use the King like that can they?
我认为他们不能这样使用国王的形象，对吧?
I don't think they can use the King like that can they?
我认为他们不能这样使用国王的形象，对吧?
newnortherner21
Especially after trying to use his mother to suspend Parliament, which turned out to be unlawful.
特别是在试图利用他的母亲来暂停议会之后，这被证明是非法的。
Especially after trying to use his mother to suspend Parliament, which turned out to be unlawful.
特别是在试图利用他的母亲来暂停议会之后，这被证明是非法的。
SpiderlordToeVests
'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.'
“这个党派告诉你要拒绝你耳闻目见的证据。这是他们最后的、最重要的命令。”
'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.'
“这个党派告诉你要拒绝你耳闻目见的证据。这是他们最后的、最重要的命令。”
SP4x
Saw the title and came here to post the very same.
看到这个标题，就来这里发了同样的话。
Saw the title and came here to post the very same.
看到这个标题，就来这里发了同样的话。
walrusphone
I mean I have a lot of questions but my current question is why did they use a picture of a South Korean built ship operated by an Italian company?
我的意思是，我有很多问题，但我现在的问题是，为什么他们使用了一张由意大利公司运营的韩国造的船的照片?
I mean I have a lot of questions but my current question is why did they use a picture of a South Korean built ship operated by an Italian company?
我的意思是，我有很多问题，但我现在的问题是，为什么他们使用了一张由意大利公司运营的韩国造的船的照片?
walrusphone
If Charles is (presumably) the second strongest king, who is number one? Did they have a contest to find out?
如果查尔斯是(大概)第二强大的国王，那么谁是第一呢? 他们举行了比赛来找出答案吗?
If Charles is (presumably) the second strongest king, who is number one? Did they have a contest to find out?
如果查尔斯是(大概)第二强大的国王，那么谁是第一呢? 他们举行了比赛来找出答案吗?
Lennon1004
This might genuinely be - not even being hyperbolic - the most embarrassing thing this country has ever produced
这可能真的是——甚至不是夸张——这个国家有史以来最尴尬的事情。
This might genuinely be - not even being hyperbolic - the most embarrassing thing this country has ever produced
这可能真的是——甚至不是夸张——这个国家有史以来最尴尬的事情。
alfifbaggins
Funny, last week it was 'dystopian muslim london'
有趣，上周是“反乌托邦的穆斯林伦敦”。
Funny, last week it was 'dystopian muslim london'
有趣，上周是“反乌托邦的穆斯林伦敦”。
Firm-Distance
SECOND MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!!!11!!!
But....
* You struggle to feed yourself - with huge numbers, including teachers/nurses/police attending foodbanks
* You struggle to pay for your heating - with families picking between heat/eat during the winter months
* Your kids can't get on the housing ladder, so get to pay the rental premium instead and have insecure housing
* The job market for most is crap - with plenty of jobs paying bugger all and having no real opportunities
* The roads are a disgrace - but on the positive you get to play the exciting dodge the pothole game on the way to work
* Police are catastrophically underfunded but don't worry you'll get a crime number when you ring up.
* You don't need to worry anymore about a scary diagnosis from your Doctor - the Tories have cracked it! You just won't get to see your GP therefore no bad diagnosis; yey!!!
* Obscene waits for ambulances - gran's fallen over again and broke her leg? Sod her - she can wait 8 hours. She's not dying so she'll be fine.
* Libraries and youth clubs closed - we had to do it because of austerity, and reasons.
But this is all ok because SECOND MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! So next time you have no food in the cupboard just scream at your stomach "SECOND MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!" and it'll promptly get back in line.
世界第二强大的国家!!!!!11!!
但是…
*人们很难养活自己——包括老师、护士、警察在内的很多人都去食物银行，
*人们难以支付取暖费——在冬天的几个月里，家人在取暖和吃饭之间做出选择；
*你的孩子买不起房子，所以你得支付高价租金，住在不安全的房子里；
*就业市场对大多数人来说都是垃圾——很多工作薪水都很低，而且没有真正的机会；
*道路是一个耻辱——但积极的一面是，你可以在上班的路上玩令人兴奋的躲避坑洼游戏；
*警察资金严重不足，但别担心，你打电话时会得到一个犯罪号码；
*你再也不用担心医生的可怕诊断了——保守党已经解决了这个问题! 你看不到你的全科医生，所以没有误诊；耶! !
*等待救护车让人厌恶——奶奶又摔倒摔断了腿? 去她的，她可以等8个小时。她不会死的，所以会没事的。
*图书馆和青年俱乐部关门了——我们必须这么做，因为财政紧缩，以及其他原因。
但这没关系，因为我们是世界第二强大的国家! 所以下次你橱柜里没有食物的时候，只要对着你的胃大喊“世界第二强大的国家!!”，它就会立刻偃旗息鼓。
SECOND MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!!!11!!!
But....
* You struggle to feed yourself - with huge numbers, including teachers/nurses/police attending foodbanks
* You struggle to pay for your heating - with families picking between heat/eat during the winter months
* Your kids can't get on the housing ladder, so get to pay the rental premium instead and have insecure housing
* The job market for most is crap - with plenty of jobs paying bugger all and having no real opportunities
* The roads are a disgrace - but on the positive you get to play the exciting dodge the pothole game on the way to work
* Police are catastrophically underfunded but don't worry you'll get a crime number when you ring up.
* You don't need to worry anymore about a scary diagnosis from your Doctor - the Tories have cracked it! You just won't get to see your GP therefore no bad diagnosis; yey!!!
* Obscene waits for ambulances - gran's fallen over again and broke her leg? Sod her - she can wait 8 hours. She's not dying so she'll be fine.
* Libraries and youth clubs closed - we had to do it because of austerity, and reasons.
But this is all ok because SECOND MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! So next time you have no food in the cupboard just scream at your stomach "SECOND MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!" and it'll promptly get back in line.
世界第二强大的国家!!!!!11!!
但是…
*人们很难养活自己——包括老师、护士、警察在内的很多人都去食物银行，
*人们难以支付取暖费——在冬天的几个月里，家人在取暖和吃饭之间做出选择；
*你的孩子买不起房子，所以你得支付高价租金，住在不安全的房子里；
*就业市场对大多数人来说都是垃圾——很多工作薪水都很低，而且没有真正的机会；
*道路是一个耻辱——但积极的一面是，你可以在上班的路上玩令人兴奋的躲避坑洼游戏；
*警察资金严重不足，但别担心，你打电话时会得到一个犯罪号码；
*你再也不用担心医生的可怕诊断了——保守党已经解决了这个问题! 你看不到你的全科医生，所以没有误诊；耶! !
*等待救护车让人厌恶——奶奶又摔倒摔断了腿? 去她的，她可以等8个小时。她不会死的，所以会没事的。
*图书馆和青年俱乐部关门了——我们必须这么做，因为财政紧缩，以及其他原因。
但这没关系，因为我们是世界第二强大的国家! 所以下次你橱柜里没有食物的时候，只要对着你的胃大喊“世界第二强大的国家!!”，它就会立刻偃旗息鼓。
solidcordon
This is the way. Patriotic pride can provide sustenance.
就是这条路。爱国自豪感可以提供生计。
This is the way. Patriotic pride can provide sustenance.
就是这条路。爱国自豪感可以提供生计。
SaxPanther
Maybe like 5th? US, China, Fr*nce, Germany
或许是第五？美国、中国、法国、德国。
Maybe like 5th? US, China, Fr*nce, Germany
或许是第五？美国、中国、法国、德国。
plwdr
The ranking in general feels really off, is it based on economics? Military projection? A mix of the two? Something else entirely? Either way I think it's impossible to argue that UK is 2nd when both the US and China exist
这个排名总体上感觉很差，是基于经济因素吗? 军事投射? 两者兼而有之? 完全不同的东西? 不管怎样，我认为在美国和中国都存在的情况下，英国是不可能第二的。
The ranking in general feels really off, is it based on economics? Military projection? A mix of the two? Something else entirely? Either way I think it's impossible to argue that UK is 2nd when both the US and China exist
这个排名总体上感觉很差，是基于经济因素吗? 军事投射? 两者兼而有之? 完全不同的东西? 不管怎样，我认为在美国和中国都存在的情况下，英国是不可能第二的。
arkatme_on_reddit
China > USA > .... > Rwanda > UK
中国>美国> ....>卢旺达>英国
China > USA > .... > Rwanda > UK
中国>美国> ....>卢旺达>英国
Dragonaut23
Being number 2 is an appropriate metaphor for the state of the country after 14 years of Tory rule
在保守党14年的统治之后，成为第二是一个恰当的比喻。
Being number 2 is an appropriate metaphor for the state of the country after 14 years of Tory rule
在保守党14年的统治之后，成为第二是一个恰当的比喻。
GLCC54
In the Third World.
在第三世界。
In the Third World.
在第三世界。
not_playing_asturias
and which one is the first? russia?
谁是第一？俄罗斯？
and which one is the first? russia?
谁是第一？俄罗斯？
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