如果你的女朋友回家时脖子上挂着吻痕，说这是一场彩弹比赛的结果，但没有证据证明她对彩弹有兴趣，你会怎么说?
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If your girlfriend came home with hickies on her neck and said it was from a paintball match but has no proof or ever showed interest in paintball, what would you say?
如果你的女朋友回家时脖子上挂着吻痕，说这是一场彩弹比赛的结果，但没有证据证明她对彩弹有兴趣，你会怎么说?
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If your girlfriend came home with hickies on her neck and said it was from a paintball match but has no proof or ever showed interest in paintball, what would you say?
如果你的女朋友回家时脖子上挂着吻痕，说这是一场彩弹比赛的结果，但没有证据证明她对彩弹有兴趣，你会怎么说?
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Carol Johnson-Edwards, friends and families favorite sounding board for their problems
Answered Thu
What difference does it make, if you don’t trust her your relationship is dead in the water. Hell of you don’t trust her, if she had come home in paint splattered clothing, with pictures and a receipt, you would still think that she was lying and see all the proof as TOO MUCH proof and she was trying too hard to make her lie believable. Here’s the thing once you don’t trust someone it doesn''t matter if they have done anything wrong or not, if they have evidence to show they are telling the truth or not, your mind will always find a reason to believe what it wants to, to think the evidence is faked or the lack of evidence is proof she cheated, that every person she talks to is someone she will prefer to be with instead of you, that every facebook friend is someone she is secretly private messaging arranging assignations, that every work night out is really an excuse to get together with someone. Your distrust will drive you both up the pole until either you accuse her once to often and she dumps you or you, convinced she is cheating whatever she says, dump her. I mean she may well have been necking with someone, or she may have been dragged into paintballing against her will at a ‘’team building’ exercise her bosses arranged, it doesn’t matter even if she could prove that this time she is telling the truth what about next time? Or the time after that? Is she always going to have to present you with proof that she was where she said she was with who she said she was? Because once distrust raises its ugly head its there to stay. Can you see what kind of a shitty relationship that would be? For both of you?
Carol Johnson-Edwards，朋友和家人最喜欢的倾诉对象
如果你不相信她的话，跟以前的关系相比，区别在于现在你们的关系已经死了。
如果你不相信她的话，就是她穿着溅满油漆的衣服，拿着照片和收据回家，你仍然会认为她在撒谎，所有的证据都是确凿的，而她也在努力让自己的谎言可信。
Hillary Marek, Luxury Boutique Owner, influencer, Poshmark Ambassador
Answered Jan 6
Tell her that sounds fun. Ask her to take you there. The same place she went. Ask her to show you around. I mean she was there right? She should know where everything is. If she was just there I''m sure some of the employees will recognize her.
Tell her you want to go right now. Don''t give her time to cover her tracks.
Respectfully offer to put ointment on the other bruises. You don''t get them just in one spot. Who only shoots a girl in the neck?
If she can''t abide… She''s got something to hide.
Jump ship and leave her lying arse to the sharks she chose to swim with.
Hillary Marek, 奢侈品精品店老板，重要人物，Poshmark大使
告诉她那听起来很有趣。让她带你去她去的地方。请她带你四处看看。我是说她曾经在那里，对吧?她应该熟悉这里的东西。如果她曾经那里，我相信一些员工会认出她。
告诉她你现在就想去。不要给她时间掩盖她的行踪。认真地把药膏涂在瘀伤上。
你不可能只涂在一个地方（毕竟是彩弹游戏）。谁只会朝女孩的脖子开枪?如果她无法忍受，她就得有所隐瞒。
跳船，把这个撒谎的坏女孩留给她选择游泳的鲨鱼吧。
Estéfano Neto
Jan 7 · 15 upvotes including Hillary Marek
You never only get just one bruise from Paintballing so yeah, jusy get her to show the others. If she doesn''t have any, there is a 98% chance she is lying.
你永远不会因为玩彩弹游戏而只有一个地方受伤，所以只要让她把其他的都展示出来就行了。如果她没有，有98%的可能性她在撒谎。
Brandon Martel, former Corporal at U.S. Marine Corps (2008-2012)
Answered Jan 6
Paintball welts look like this:
If you look closely then you will see a very different pattern. Paintballs are hollow, filled with gel paint. The impact of the paintball occurs around the shell, which leaves a nice white circle in the center of the bruising.
Now this isn''t always true as bounces and rolls leave different trace profiles based on impact, but 90% of your welts will look like the first image.
Now look closely at the second one. The shapes are much more oval shaped, like a mouth. The bruising is focused in the center, where the pressure was applied. While they can look very similar… It clearly is not the same thing as the mouth applies direct pressure at the center of the bruise and gradually decreases pressure near the edges of the mouth.
还有一个事实是，如果她玩彩弹，她胳膊、腿和躯干上的伤痕都在哪里?颈部中弹很少见，在15年的彩弹生涯中，我只在颈部中弹4次。你的面具覆盖了大部分的软点，所以通常你必须非常不幸地得到颈部注射。再加上我从来没有在腹股沟、腋窝、屁股或脚踝处打过彩弹，看来她不太可能那么倒霉。
所以可能是时候放生她了。在这里唯一真正失去的是她，如果她更喜欢表面的伙伴，那个男的只对B感兴趣的话，那么她会发现因果报应是真TM的真实。
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Carol Johnson-Edwards, friends and families favorite sounding board for their problems
Answered Thu
What difference does it make, if you don’t trust her your relationship is dead in the water. Hell of you don’t trust her, if she had come home in paint splattered clothing, with pictures and a receipt, you would still think that she was lying and see all the proof as TOO MUCH proof and she was trying too hard to make her lie believable. Here’s the thing once you don’t trust someone it doesn''t matter if they have done anything wrong or not, if they have evidence to show they are telling the truth or not, your mind will always find a reason to believe what it wants to, to think the evidence is faked or the lack of evidence is proof she cheated, that every person she talks to is someone she will prefer to be with instead of you, that every facebook friend is someone she is secretly private messaging arranging assignations, that every work night out is really an excuse to get together with someone. Your distrust will drive you both up the pole until either you accuse her once to often and she dumps you or you, convinced she is cheating whatever she says, dump her. I mean she may well have been necking with someone, or she may have been dragged into paintballing against her will at a ‘’team building’ exercise her bosses arranged, it doesn’t matter even if she could prove that this time she is telling the truth what about next time? Or the time after that? Is she always going to have to present you with proof that she was where she said she was with who she said she was? Because once distrust raises its ugly head its there to stay. Can you see what kind of a shitty relationship that would be? For both of you?
Carol Johnson-Edwards，朋友和家人最喜欢的倾诉对象
如果你不相信她的话，跟以前的关系相比，区别在于现在你们的关系已经死了。
如果你不相信她的话，就是她穿着溅满油漆的衣服，拿着照片和收据回家，你仍然会认为她在撒谎，所有的证据都是确凿的，而她也在努力让自己的谎言可信。
Hillary Marek, Luxury Boutique Owner, influencer, Poshmark Ambassador
Answered Jan 6
Tell her that sounds fun. Ask her to take you there. The same place she went. Ask her to show you around. I mean she was there right? She should know where everything is. If she was just there I''m sure some of the employees will recognize her.
Tell her you want to go right now. Don''t give her time to cover her tracks.
Respectfully offer to put ointment on the other bruises. You don''t get them just in one spot. Who only shoots a girl in the neck?
If she can''t abide… She''s got something to hide.
Jump ship and leave her lying arse to the sharks she chose to swim with.
Hillary Marek, 奢侈品精品店老板，重要人物，Poshmark大使
告诉她那听起来很有趣。让她带你去她去的地方。请她带你四处看看。我是说她曾经在那里，对吧?她应该熟悉这里的东西。如果她曾经那里，我相信一些员工会认出她。
告诉她你现在就想去。不要给她时间掩盖她的行踪。认真地把药膏涂在瘀伤上。
你不可能只涂在一个地方（毕竟是彩弹游戏）。谁只会朝女孩的脖子开枪?如果她无法忍受，她就得有所隐瞒。
跳船，把这个撒谎的坏女孩留给她选择游泳的鲨鱼吧。
Estéfano Neto
Jan 7 · 15 upvotes including Hillary Marek
You never only get just one bruise from Paintballing so yeah, jusy get her to show the others. If she doesn''t have any, there is a 98% chance she is lying.
你永远不会因为玩彩弹游戏而只有一个地方受伤，所以只要让她把其他的都展示出来就行了。如果她没有，有98%的可能性她在撒谎。
Brandon Martel, former Corporal at U.S. Marine Corps (2008-2012)
Answered Jan 6
Paintball welts look like this:
If you look closely then you will see a very different pattern. Paintballs are hollow, filled with gel paint. The impact of the paintball occurs around the shell, which leaves a nice white circle in the center of the bruising.
Now this isn''t always true as bounces and rolls leave different trace profiles based on impact, but 90% of your welts will look like the first image.
Now look closely at the second one. The shapes are much more oval shaped, like a mouth. The bruising is focused in the center, where the pressure was applied. While they can look very similar… It clearly is not the same thing as the mouth applies direct pressure at the center of the bruise and gradually decreases pressure near the edges of the mouth.
还有一个事实是，如果她玩彩弹，她胳膊、腿和躯干上的伤痕都在哪里?颈部中弹很少见，在15年的彩弹生涯中，我只在颈部中弹4次。你的面具覆盖了大部分的软点，所以通常你必须非常不幸地得到颈部注射。再加上我从来没有在腹股沟、腋窝、屁股或脚踝处打过彩弹，看来她不太可能那么倒霉。
所以可能是时候放生她了。在这里唯一真正失去的是她，如果她更喜欢表面的伙伴，那个男的只对B感兴趣的话，那么她会发现因果报应是真TM的真实。
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