令国外客服网管最为哭笑不得的郁闷时刻（上）
正文翻译
Austėja Akavickaitė and Rokas Laurinavičius
Tech support consists of many things; it's a range of services companies provide to their customers for products such as software, mobile phones, printers, and other electronic, mechanical, or electromechanical products.
技术客服涵盖很多方面;它是公司为客户购买一系列产品后提供的附加服务，如软件、手机、打印机和其他电子、机械或机电产品等。
（图）removing ram from a computer while it's on
电脑没关机就拔内存条
Coleonema
That cat aint gonna move
那只猫肯定不想换地方的
#3 （真BUG）
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Coleonema
The poor ants
这群蚂蚁可真倒霉！
（图）"The printer isn't working"
打印机不好使了！
Danieletc
When your servers have Silly String fights.
你家服务器之间开始了一场喷彩摩丝对战
#6 （大力出奇迹）
Vic
We have a Kryptonian among us..
我们中间有一个氪星人。
（图）lnternet down in Tumbler Ridge, B.C., after beaver chews through fibre cable
（加拿大）不列颠哥伦比亚省塔布勒岭区的网断了，起因是河狸咬断了通讯光缆
Vic
Did you trying turning off and turning on again? Yes but the power button is stuck. Not the laptop, yourself..
这机器你没再开机过么？好吧，电源开关卡住了吧。那不是笔记本开关卡了，而是你自己。
engineer_nope.avi
This happens a lot back in Vietnam, sadly.
可悲的是，这在越南是常有的事。
Isah izzy
And now I'll never be able to sleep fine again
完了，我再也没法睡个好觉了
Lauren Caswell
I've always wondered why they don't have a simple manual plastic slide over cover.
我一直想知道为什么他们没给摄像头安一个简单可手动揭开的塑料档盖。
#13
Hot Glue Gun Ad On Facebook. Just Why
脸书上的热熔胶枪广告。这到底是要想干啥？
Adam Francis
But have you tried it? runs 10x faster
谁这么试过?这能让你电脑运行快10倍么？
engineer_nope.avi
This person is living in 2035.
这个人是生活在2035年吧。
Priscilla Reshell
wat is tht?
这玩意咋了?
Pau Tea
It's like buying a new comfy couch but keeping it wrapped in plastic so it doesn't get dirty
这就像买了一个新的懒人沙发，但保护膜一直没扯掉，这样它就不会脏了
(图)I'm trying to extract the data off this laptop hard disk. I've got as far as taking the drive apart. Do I need to take the disk off the spindle or leave it on there? Also what drive recovery hardware and software do I use (that's my next step)?
engineer_nope.avi
Ooooffffff, this hurts a bit something in me
我的天，心悸一刻
Well, at least he found it before it got worse
至少他在情况恶化前找到了问题所在
Lauren Caswell
The builder's house is the last to be fixed, as the saying goes
常言道，最后要修理的是建筑商自家的房子
engineer_nope.avi
If they screwed up and still demanded you pay, you have all the rights to sue them for damages.
如果他们保修的给修砸了，还想让你出钱背锅，你有权告他们要求赔偿损失。
N G
Think that might be the point. I'm guessing pissed off ex-partner...
我想这就是问题的关键。我猜这是上一个维修工被惹毛了吧
Ece Cenker
What does the op mean by "A New Encyclopedia Britannica?" What was all that text?
“新大英百科全书”是什么意思?那是什么邮件?
Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job
技术客服分享出的他们在工作中遇到过最为糟心的时刻
技术客服分享出的他们在工作中遇到过最为糟心的时刻
Austėja Akavickaitė and Rokas LaurinavičiusTech support consists of many things; it's a range of services companies provide to their customers for products such as software, mobile phones, printers, and other electronic, mechanical, or electromechanical products.
技术客服涵盖很多方面;它是公司为客户购买一系列产品后提供的附加服务，如软件、手机、打印机和其他电子、机械或机电产品等。
But I think that its biggest component is frustration; the soul-crushing feeling every IT person feels when they witness or, God forbid, have to clean up after our stupidity. I'm talking about desecrated HDMI ports, spaghetti cabling, laptops covered in concrete... or as the subreddit r/TechSupportGore calls it—content.
但我认为它给客服人带来的最大的问题是一种无奈感;凡是理工人士在目睹用户的愚蠢行为后都会有一种崩溃感，或者，在了解人们愚蠢后果方面，即使上帝也要抓狂。比如就像插错的HDMI端口、意大利面条式的电缆、被埋在水泥里的笔记本电脑……或者是红迪技术客服板块被吐槽的那些糟心事。
但我认为它给客服人带来的最大的问题是一种无奈感;凡是理工人士在目睹用户的愚蠢行为后都会有一种崩溃感，或者，在了解人们愚蠢后果方面，即使上帝也要抓狂。比如就像插错的HDMI端口、意大利面条式的电缆、被埋在水泥里的笔记本电脑……或者是红迪技术客服板块被吐槽的那些糟心事。
This online community collects pics that will make us "cringe to the brink of passing out" and if it gets a point across it's this: technical support services usually provide users with help in solving some common problems rather than providing training on how to use the product.
这个版块里放出的照片会让我们“吓得快要晕过去”，说句心里话，那就是:技术支持服务通常会帮助用户解决一些常见问题，而不是教会客户如何使用该产品。
#1 （花屏）
这个版块里放出的照片会让我们“吓得快要晕过去”，说句心里话，那就是:技术支持服务通常会帮助用户解决一些常见问题，而不是教会客户如何使用该产品。
#1 （花屏）
Look How They Murdered My Boy
看看这些人是怎样把我家宝贝给干掉的
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看看这些人是怎样把我家宝贝给干掉的
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（图）removing ram from a computer while it's on
电脑没关机就拔内存条
Coleonema
It looks interesting
看起来挺有意思啊
#2 （动我试试？）
It looks interesting
看起来挺有意思啊
#2 （动我试试？）
The Computer Keeps Overheating
电脑温度高的原因找到了…
电脑温度高的原因找到了…
Coleonema
That cat aint gonna move
那只猫肯定不想换地方的
#3 （真BUG）
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First It Made Burning Smells, Then It Beeped, Then It Died. Colourful Ants!
(打印机)先是发出一股燃烧的气味，接着一顿噼里啪啦地响，然后就死机了。打开后满是五颜六色的死蚂蚁!
(打印机)先是发出一股燃烧的气味，接着一顿噼里啪啦地响，然后就死机了。打开后满是五颜六色的死蚂蚁!
Coleonema
The poor ants
这群蚂蚁可真倒霉！
When Bored Panda contacted Coffeechipmunk for an earlier interview, the moderator of the subreddit said that the most popular posts in the community are usually the ones that show a device a moment away from exploding.
当Bored Panda（注：该网站）早些时候联系Coffeechipmunk进行采访时，reddit该版的块斑竹说，该板块最受欢迎的帖子通常是一些显示器就像要爆炸的帖子。
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当Bored Panda（注：该网站）早些时候联系Coffeechipmunk进行采访时，reddit该版的块斑竹说，该板块最受欢迎的帖子通常是一些显示器就像要爆炸的帖子。
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“It’s both dangerous and cool,” they explained. “They probably get so big because people post the pics and you think, 'Wow, that's just a bomb at that point.'"
“既危险又很酷，”他们解释说。“他们感觉这可能是个大问题，因此人们喜欢发布这类照片，人们会想，‘哇，那刻就像个炸弹似的。’”
“既危险又很酷，”他们解释说。“他们感觉这可能是个大问题，因此人们喜欢发布这类照片，人们会想，‘哇，那刻就像个炸弹似的。’”
"A lot of the content on the subreddit does rather well, except for people coming for actual tech support, they get redirected to the right subreddit. For actual tech support gore, though, it seems like broken screens and slightly messy wires are the current posts that don't hit too hard," Coffeechipmunk explained.
reddit上不少子板块做的都挺好，除了那些来寻求技术帮助的人，他们的求助帖子会转到相应的reddit其他板块中。不过，对于真正的技术客服来说，碎屏和蜘蛛网似的布线场景的帖子还算能接受”Coffeechipmunk解释道。
reddit上不少子板块做的都挺好，除了那些来寻求技术帮助的人，他们的求助帖子会转到相应的reddit其他板块中。不过，对于真正的技术客服来说，碎屏和蜘蛛网似的布线场景的帖子还算能接受”Coffeechipmunk解释道。
#4
Yea, The Printer Will Not Print If You Leave The Plastic Packaging On The Paper!
好吧，打印纸外包装要是不拿掉，打印机当然不能正常打印了
Yea, The Printer Will Not Print If You Leave The Plastic Packaging On The Paper!
好吧，打印纸外包装要是不拿掉，打印机当然不能正常打印了
（图）"The printer isn't working"
打印机不好使了！
Sum Guy
Common sense is not common to everyone
常识并不是每个人都具有的
Common sense is not common to everyone
常识并不是每个人都具有的
#5
Is This The Worst Spaghetti Cabling Ever?
这可能就是史上最糟糕的意大利面式的布线吧
Is This The Worst Spaghetti Cabling Ever?
这可能就是史上最糟糕的意大利面式的布线吧
Danieletc
When your servers have Silly String fights.
你家服务器之间开始了一场喷彩摩丝对战
#6 （大力出奇迹）
Ps5 In For Hdmi Replacement. Kid Said “I Pushed The Cable In A Little Too Hard”
熊孩子：请帮我把PS5上的HDMI接口给换一下，我插的时候好像有点插太狠了
熊孩子：请帮我把PS5上的HDMI接口给换一下，我插的时候好像有点插太狠了
Vic
We have a Kryptonian among us..
我们中间有一个氪星人。
Jace
Uh. No. He obviously “rage quit” some game he wasn’t winning at.
呃，不，显然他是比赛输了后"愤怒退出"了。
Uh. No. He obviously “rage quit” some game he wasn’t winning at.
呃，不，显然他是比赛输了后"愤怒退出"了。
Dre Mosley
Wow. Must be nice to actually get a PS5 though.
哇。不过能有个PS5肯定也不错。
Wow. Must be nice to actually get a PS5 though.
哇。不过能有个PS5肯定也不错。
Id row
Did he use a hammer?
难道它用的是锤子么？
Did he use a hammer?
难道它用的是锤子么？
Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
"A little too hard"
“有点太大力”
"A little too hard"
“有点太大力”
Joseph OReilly
Bub used the strength of Zeus to plug that s**t in
这孩子用的是宙斯之力把它塞进去的吧
Bub used the strength of Zeus to plug that s**t in
这孩子用的是宙斯之力把它塞进去的吧
The moderator believes the reason why r/techsupportgore got so popular a simple one: "Honestly... it's very fun," Coffeechipmunk said.
斑竹认为r/techsupportgore如此受欢迎的原因很简单:“老实说……特别有意思
斑竹认为r/techsupportgore如此受欢迎的原因很简单:“老实说……特别有意思
"In a time where most of the internet can be incredibly serious and most times saddening or angering, r/techsupportgore is fun because you go on it and you can laugh (and/or cringe) at the crazy posts. Where else can you see a post like, 'Wow, these cables really are messy' [or] 'A lizard fried my motherboard' back to back? I love our growing community. They're a bunch of people that just enjoy tech and to some extent, the worst of it."
在这个时代，网络环境给人的感觉是非常严肃，但传递的大多信息都是悲伤或愤怒的，而r/techsupportgore就像是一片乐土，因为那里的帖子绝对疯狂到会让你捧腹大笑。你还能在那里看到不少这种类型帖子，“哇，这些电线真的很乱”(或)“一只蜥蜴烧坏了我的电脑主板”?我爱那里日益丰富的板块，在某种程度上他们只是一群倒霉的科技爱好者。
#7 （罪魁祸首）
在这个时代，网络环境给人的感觉是非常严肃，但传递的大多信息都是悲伤或愤怒的，而r/techsupportgore就像是一片乐土，因为那里的帖子绝对疯狂到会让你捧腹大笑。你还能在那里看到不少这种类型帖子，“哇，这些电线真的很乱”(或)“一只蜥蜴烧坏了我的电脑主板”?我爱那里日益丰富的板块，在某种程度上他们只是一群倒霉的科技爱好者。
#7 （罪魁祸首）
（图）lnternet down in Tumbler Ridge, B.C., after beaver chews through fibre cable
（加拿大）不列颠哥伦比亚省塔布勒岭区的网断了，起因是河狸咬断了通讯光缆
Derek Liu
Too cute to be mad
可爱到让人无法生气
Too cute to be mad
可爱到让人无法生气
Susan Widomski
Ever seen one of these up close? They are huge.
曾经近距离看到过这东西?这玩意个头挺大的。
Ever seen one of these up close? They are huge.
曾经近距离看到过这东西?这玩意个头挺大的。
Sarah
It IS pretty stinkin' cute, the stinker.
真是太可爱了，臭小子。
It IS pretty stinkin' cute, the stinker.
真是太可爱了，臭小子。
nelsonricardo
Naughty beaver!
顽皮的河狸
Naughty beaver!
顽皮的河狸
Marco Conti
He looks somewhat guilty.
他看上去好像有点心虚。
He looks somewhat guilty.
他看上去好像有点心虚。
Jace
This is just a bad placement of fiber.
这是通讯光纤埋的位置不好
This is just a bad placement of fiber.
这是通讯光纤埋的位置不好
k1ddkanuck
Agreed. Beavers do what beavers do. It might not be beneficial for humans in an immediate sense all the time, but it is beneficial for the environment. They create wetlands. The entire planet is (on average) warming and many areas are experiencing loss of ground water and/or desertification. Particularly where persistently intensive agriculture and settlement has occurred. Beavers actually mitigate soil degredation. I know it's hard for some people to understand because their livelihoods get ruined, but beavers aren't doing this to you. You're f*cking things up by being there. In essence, you're doing the f*ckery that beavers are trying to fix, if only by instinct. If I'm not mistaken, the only successful way of deterring beaver activity that impacts humans is by playing the sound of running water through a speaker buried in the place you actually *want* beavers to dam.
是的。这是河狸的天性。它不是针对人类故意搞破坏，但它对环境有益处。湿地的维持需要它们。整个地球(平均而言)正在变暖，不少地区正在经历地下水流失或荒漠化。尤其是在农业发达和定居点密集地区。海狸可以减缓土壤退化。我知道有些人难以理解，虽然他们的生活环境被人为破坏了，但河狸不会这样对你。从本质上来讲，河狸出于本能要做的正是纠正人们所做的蠢事。阻止河狸影响人类活动的唯一有效方法是放置一个能播放水流声音的喇叭，这个喇叭可以埋在你想让河狸筑坝的地方。
Agreed. Beavers do what beavers do. It might not be beneficial for humans in an immediate sense all the time, but it is beneficial for the environment. They create wetlands. The entire planet is (on average) warming and many areas are experiencing loss of ground water and/or desertification. Particularly where persistently intensive agriculture and settlement has occurred. Beavers actually mitigate soil degredation. I know it's hard for some people to understand because their livelihoods get ruined, but beavers aren't doing this to you. You're f*cking things up by being there. In essence, you're doing the f*ckery that beavers are trying to fix, if only by instinct. If I'm not mistaken, the only successful way of deterring beaver activity that impacts humans is by playing the sound of running water through a speaker buried in the place you actually *want* beavers to dam.
是的。这是河狸的天性。它不是针对人类故意搞破坏，但它对环境有益处。湿地的维持需要它们。整个地球(平均而言)正在变暖，不少地区正在经历地下水流失或荒漠化。尤其是在农业发达和定居点密集地区。海狸可以减缓土壤退化。我知道有些人难以理解，虽然他们的生活环境被人为破坏了，但河狸不会这样对你。从本质上来讲，河狸出于本能要做的正是纠正人们所做的蠢事。阻止河狸影响人类活动的唯一有效方法是放置一个能播放水流声音的喇叭，这个喇叭可以埋在你想让河狸筑坝的地方。
Leo Domitrix
Sounds about right...
听起来挺有道理的
#8 （出土“文”物）
Sounds about right...
听起来挺有道理的
#8 （出土“文”物）
Yes, That's Concrete
是的，你没看错那是水泥
是的，你没看错那是水泥
Vic
Did you trying turning off and turning on again? Yes but the power button is stuck. Not the laptop, yourself..
这机器你没再开机过么？好吧，电源开关卡住了吧。那不是笔记本开关卡了，而是你自己。
ChinmayGhule
I have the same laptop, and it hurts to see this post.
我也有跟这一摸一样的笔记本电脑，看到这场景感到忒纠结了。
I have the same laptop, and it hurts to see this post.
我也有跟这一摸一样的笔记本电脑，看到这场景感到忒纠结了。
BrokenPS2
Not a ThinkPad!
还联想！你都想啥呢？
Not a ThinkPad!
还联想！你都想啥呢？
Renata Davies
i did that with paint while i was painting
就像我画画时用的染料
#9 （密恐）
i did that with paint while i was painting
就像我画画时用的染料
#9 （密恐）
I Found This While Scrolling Through My Camera Roll From 2018, Enjoy
这是我翻看相机时发现2018年时拍的照片，请欣赏
这是我翻看相机时发现2018年时拍的照片，请欣赏
engineer_nope.avi
This happens a lot back in Vietnam, sadly.
可悲的是，这在越南是常有的事。
Nadia Montera
Philippines, Nepal, India and the list goes on :)
菲律宾，尼泊尔，印度那里也是一样
Philippines, Nepal, India and the list goes on :)
菲律宾，尼泊尔，印度那里也是一样
karla Meixnerová
I have seen it in Romania
我在罗马尼亚见过
I have seen it in Romania
我在罗马尼亚见过
Mavis Mayfield
Yeh I live in Saigon. It's the norm here.
是的，我住在西贡。这是这里的日常。
Yeh I live in Saigon. It's the norm here.
是的，我住在西贡。这是这里的日常。
Cain Hargreaves
Friend of mine saw the same in Bangladesh
我一个朋友在孟加拉国也看到过一摸一样的
Friend of mine saw the same in Bangladesh
我一个朋友在孟加拉国也看到过一摸一样的
Mazer
India as well....shocking!
印度就是这样的，我的天！
India as well....shocking!
印度就是这样的，我的天！
ERIN W.
Well it's nice to know the city/private electric co., knows just what there doing! AWESOME JOB GUYS!!!!
我就想这里的市/私人电力公司，他们知道他们面对的是什么么!这里的电工肯定很厉害吧
Well it's nice to know the city/private electric co., knows just what there doing! AWESOME JOB GUYS!!!!
我就想这里的市/私人电力公司，他们知道他们面对的是什么么!这里的电工肯定很厉害吧
Night Owl
Spaghetti again :D
这就是意大利面式的走线…
Spaghetti again :D
这就是意大利面式的走线…
Suzanne Haigh
A lot worse than the one above
这不比上面那个图里的线不乱多了
A lot worse than the one above
这不比上面那个图里的线不乱多了
Jace
This is what happens when various lazy-ass companies all take the “not my job” approach, when they all have to use the same public services. This is why regulation is critical, but libertarians think people will just do things correctly all on their own or that “the market” will correct it on its own. Fantasy.
各家公司因为懒而都秉持着“这不归我管“的态度时，就会出现这种情况，因为它们布线用的都是通过同一个公共通讯基础设施。这就是为什么管理非常重要的原因，但自由主义者认为，人们只会做自己认为正确的事，或是相信“市场”自身会纠正其中的问题。
This is what happens when various lazy-ass companies all take the “not my job” approach, when they all have to use the same public services. This is why regulation is critical, but libertarians think people will just do things correctly all on their own or that “the market” will correct it on its own. Fantasy.
各家公司因为懒而都秉持着“这不归我管“的态度时，就会出现这种情况，因为它们布线用的都是通过同一个公共通讯基础设施。这就是为什么管理非常重要的原因，但自由主义者认为，人们只会做自己认为正确的事，或是相信“市场”自身会纠正其中的问题。
DIANA REYES
I don't even want to look
简直辣眼睛
I don't even want to look
简直辣眼睛
MellonCollie
What happens when it rains?
碰到下雨天可咋办
What happens when it rains?
碰到下雨天可咋办
Keerthi Vardhan
Pity the tower holding them together.
可怜这根电线杆了
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Pity the tower holding them together.
可怜这根电线杆了
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Slune
Whole South East Asia the same technique. I can't stop taking pictures.
整个东南亚都这熊样。这种摄影素材多了去。
#10 （出BUG了）
Whole South East Asia the same technique. I can't stop taking pictures.
整个东南亚都这熊样。这种摄影素材多了去。
#10 （出BUG了）
That Is An Ant Inside The Screen!!!
显示器屏幕里居然钻进了个蚂蚁！！！
显示器屏幕里居然钻进了个蚂蚁！！！
Isah izzy
And now I'll never be able to sleep fine again
完了，我再也没法睡个好觉了
Jace
Why? Ants don’t generally bite or anything.
怕什么，蚂蚁又不会咬坏什么东西
Why? Ants don’t generally bite or anything.
怕什么，蚂蚁又不会咬坏什么东西
mcborge1
Yep, definately a hardware bug.
好吧，绝对算是“硬”件故障了。
Yep, definately a hardware bug.
好吧，绝对算是“硬”件故障了。
*me*
That’s annoying
好膈应人的
That’s annoying
好膈应人的
I am a fluffy cat
windows is so buggy
WIN系统又出BUG了
windows is so buggy
WIN系统又出BUG了
Id row
I'd have to throw the whole laptop away.
要是我遇到这事，我会把整个笔记本电脑都给扔了的。
I'd have to throw the whole laptop away.
要是我遇到这事，我会把整个笔记本电脑都给扔了的。
Alexandra Nara
Best comment!! Just add some dried frogpills to fix this bug
终极回复！再塞进去个青蛙不就解决了
Best comment!! Just add some dried frogpills to fix this bug
终极回复！再塞进去个青蛙不就解决了
Furry Critters
I had a spider stuck in my computer screen for a while.
有只蜘蛛卡进我电脑屏幕里也一阵子了。
I had a spider stuck in my computer screen for a while.
有只蜘蛛卡进我电脑屏幕里也一阵子了。
Roger Haywood
Its a bug in the system.
这是系统漏洞。
Its a bug in the system.
这是系统漏洞。
Rannveig Ess
Well.....it's a computer bug. Obviously....
嗯…算是电脑故障。很显然……
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Well.....it's a computer bug. Obviously....
嗯…算是电脑故障。很显然……
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jjdubs W
Gives new meaning to a computer bug...
赋予电脑BUG一个新含义
Gives new meaning to a computer bug...
赋予电脑BUG一个新含义
Brandi VanSteenwyk
Ewwwwwwww!! Must've heard he could get a byte just inside the door.
Milord Cutter
That happens here in Florida more often than you would imagine.
这种事在佛罗里达发生的次数比你想象的要多。
Ewwwwwwww!! Must've heard he could get a byte just inside the door.
Milord Cutter
That happens here in Florida more often than you would imagine.
这种事在佛罗里达发生的次数比你想象的要多。
François Carré
She wants access to that precise file folder, obvioulsy.
很显然它是相当想去访问那些文件夹…
She wants access to that precise file folder, obvioulsy.
很显然它是相当想去访问那些文件夹…
Rainy Day Wolf
ants get everywhere... I used to like them but now I'm just tired of fighting them
蚂蚁无处不在…我以前很喜欢它们，但现在我烦透了和它们斗争
ants get everywhere... I used to like them but now I'm just tired of fighting them
蚂蚁无处不在…我以前很喜欢它们，但现在我烦透了和它们斗争
Alyssa
Imagine being stuck inside a computer screen, looking out.
想象一下，你被困在电脑屏幕里，向外张望。
Imagine being stuck inside a computer screen, looking out.
想象一下，你被困在电脑屏幕里，向外张望。
GaeFrog
Does it just crawl around in there? I cant tell if its dead or not lol
它会在里面爬来爬去吗?它是死了还是活的，哈哈
Does it just crawl around in there? I cant tell if its dead or not lol
它会在里面爬来爬去吗?它是死了还是活的，哈哈
Adam C
Same way dust get in.
灰尘也是这样钻进里面的
Same way dust get in.
灰尘也是这样钻进里面的
#11
Just Had A Laptop Returned That Has A Used Bandaid As A Webcam Cover
刚刚收到一台被回退的笔记本电脑，上面的摄像头被一个用过的创可贴给粘上盖住了
Just Had A Laptop Returned That Has A Used Bandaid As A Webcam Cover
刚刚收到一台被回退的笔记本电脑，上面的摄像头被一个用过的创可贴给粘上盖住了
Lauren Caswell
I've always wondered why they don't have a simple manual plastic slide over cover.
我一直想知道为什么他们没给摄像头安一个简单可手动揭开的塑料档盖。
Sarah
I didn't even know that was a thing till this post.
在看到这篇文章之前我都不知道能有这事
I didn't even know that was a thing till this post.
在看到这篇文章之前我都不知道能有这事
Cassie
A bit of electrical tape is still better than a used bandaid, though.
不过，用一块绝缘胶带还是比用过的创可贴强。
A bit of electrical tape is still better than a used bandaid, though.
不过，用一块绝缘胶带还是比用过的创可贴强。
Ivy la Sangrienta
I've done that with an unused bandaid before, but a used one?
我以前用的是新的，绝对不会用用过的
I've done that with an unused bandaid before, but a used one?
我以前用的是新的，绝对不会用用过的
im.bored.person
my dad used to do this when he was working online
我老爸在上网工作的时候经常这样干
my dad used to do this when he was working online
我老爸在上网工作的时候经常这样干
#12
Grossest Controller Of The Year Goes To
年度最令人恶心的任天堂掌机
Grossest Controller Of The Year Goes To
年度最令人恶心的任天堂掌机
#13
Hot Glue Gun Ad On Facebook. Just Why
脸书上的热熔胶枪广告。这到底是要想干啥？
Adam Francis
But have you tried it? runs 10x faster
谁这么试过?这能让你电脑运行快10倍么？
Jace
This is bad marketing
哪有这么营销的啊
This is bad marketing
哪有这么营销的啊
Keerthi Vardhan
Hope they didn't take it for a solder gun..that guy sure didn't read his ad manual.
希望他们没把它当成焊锡枪，那家伙肯定事前没看过他卖的东西带的广告手册。
Hope they didn't take it for a solder gun..that guy sure didn't read his ad manual.
希望他们没把它当成焊锡枪，那家伙肯定事前没看过他卖的东西带的广告手册。
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
Obviously the person who made the ad has no idea how to properly use a solder gun or a hot glue gun...
很明显，做这个广告的人不知道焊锡枪或热熔胶枪都是干嘛用的
Obviously the person who made the ad has no idea how to properly use a solder gun or a hot glue gun...
很明显，做这个广告的人不知道焊锡枪或热熔胶枪都是干嘛用的
Dre Mosley
What have they done to require hot glue on a CPU socket? Lol. Guess they plan to never do a CPU upgrade.
他们是怎么想到要在CPU底座上用热胶的?哈哈我猜他们是不打算升级CPU了。
What have they done to require hot glue on a CPU socket? Lol. Guess they plan to never do a CPU upgrade.
他们是怎么想到要在CPU底座上用热胶的?哈哈我猜他们是不打算升级CPU了。
`#14
Slpt: Laptop Charger Panini Press
笔记本电池煎锅
Slpt: Laptop Charger Panini Press
笔记本电池煎锅
engineer_nope.avi
This person is living in 2035.
这个人是生活在2035年吧。
ays
Keeps the food warm.
这是让吃的保温吧
Keeps the food warm.
这是让吃的保温吧
Cornbin
if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid
如果一个蠢方法有用，那它就不是一个蠢方法
if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid
如果一个蠢方法有用，那它就不是一个蠢方法
Mark Johansen
No sense wasting the heat they produce.
浪费电池散出的热量是没有意义的。
No sense wasting the heat they produce.
浪费电池散出的热量是没有意义的。
Nadine Bamberger
That's very energy efficient, kudos.
好环保啊
That's very energy efficient, kudos.
好环保啊
Susan Widomski
Very inventive.
相当有创意。
Very inventive.
相当有创意。
#15
Forbidden Caprisun
过期果冻?
Forbidden Caprisun
过期果冻?
Priscilla Reshell
wat is tht?
这玩意咋了?
Noura
The battery
电池…
The battery
电池…
Kira Okah
A phone battery on the verge of going boom
一块马上就要爆炸的电池
A phone battery on the verge of going boom
一块马上就要爆炸的电池
Doob
a battery, that's how you know it has been overcharged
电池:这回你知道充过头了吧
a battery, that's how you know it has been overcharged
电池:这回你知道充过头了吧
it's Wednesday my dudes.
its a battery, sometimes when they go bad they will expand and eventually explode soo ummmmmmm
这是电池，有时坏了就会膨胀，直至爆炸
its a battery, sometimes when they go bad they will expand and eventually explode soo ummmmmmm
这是电池，有时坏了就会膨胀，直至爆炸
Jace
Another explosive Lithium Ion battery. Can we not figure out a better technology to replace these things? I seem to remember reading that one has been invented but isn’t getting very far for various reasons (miniaturization isn’t going fast). I like Raphtaila’s comment
又出现锂离子电池爆炸的情况。我们能想出一种更好的技术来替代这东西吗?我依稀记得以前见过一种已被发明出来的技术,但是由于各种原因(小型化很难)，但这种技术并后来没有得到太大的发展。
Another explosive Lithium Ion battery. Can we not figure out a better technology to replace these things? I seem to remember reading that one has been invented but isn’t getting very far for various reasons (miniaturization isn’t going fast). I like Raphtaila’s comment
又出现锂离子电池爆炸的情况。我们能想出一种更好的技术来替代这东西吗?我依稀记得以前见过一种已被发明出来的技术,但是由于各种原因(小型化很难)，但这种技术并后来没有得到太大的发展。
Hedonism Bot
Last I checked, several companies are working on solid-state lithium-ion batteries that don't have the flammable electrolyte. No word on how long it might be before it's ready for prime-time, though.
据我所知，有几家公司正在研究不含易燃电解质的固态锂离子电池。不过，还不知道要多久才能进入寻常百姓家。
Last I checked, several companies are working on solid-state lithium-ion batteries that don't have the flammable electrolyte. No word on how long it might be before it's ready for prime-time, though.
据我所知，有几家公司正在研究不含易燃电解质的固态锂离子电池。不过，还不知道要多久才能进入寻常百姓家。
#16
One Of Our Clients Couldn't Figure Out Why His Wireless Keyboard And Mouse Weren't Working
我们一个客户想知道他的无线键盘和鼠标为什么不工作
One Of Our Clients Couldn't Figure Out Why His Wireless Keyboard And Mouse Weren't Working
我们一个客户想知道他的无线键盘和鼠标为什么不工作
Pau Tea
It's like buying a new comfy couch but keeping it wrapped in plastic so it doesn't get dirty
这就像买了一个新的懒人沙发，但保护膜一直没扯掉，这样它就不会脏了
Madison Sadler
Lol that would probably be me
哈哈哈,这就是我了
#17 (终于插进去了)
Lol that would probably be me
哈哈哈,这就是我了
#17 (终于插进去了)
"Why My Keyboard Doesn't Work"
为什么我的键盘不好使啊
为什么我的键盘不好使啊
Sum Guy
Wow... they just jammed that thing in there
哇哦……他们居然真的把那东西给插进去了
Wow... they just jammed that thing in there
哇哦……他们居然真的把那东西给插进去了
Llama_flower93
See, I thought I was looking at a USB hub first glance. Then I saw the ethernet cable.
我第一眼还以为是USB集线器。直到我看到了带着天线的路由器….
See, I thought I was looking at a USB hub first glance. Then I saw the ethernet cable.
我第一眼还以为是USB集线器。直到我看到了带着天线的路由器….
Shelli Aderman
Took me a minute...
都让我看呆了
Took me a minute...
都让我看呆了
#18
Hard Drive Data Recovery
数据恢复
Hard Drive Data Recovery
数据恢复
(图)I'm trying to extract the data off this laptop hard disk. I've got as far as taking the drive apart. Do I need to take the disk off the spindle or leave it on there? Also what drive recovery hardware and software do I use (that's my next step)?
Yes I know my thumbprints are on it but I'll scrub that off.
我想在这个笔记本电脑硬盘里把数据找回来。硬盘我已经拆开了。里面的磁碟我是接着拆下来还是留在那里?还有，下一步我该怎样做,该怎么恢复软硬件?
是的，我知道上面有我的指纹，但我会把它处理掉的。
我想在这个笔记本电脑硬盘里把数据找回来。硬盘我已经拆开了。里面的磁碟我是接着拆下来还是留在那里?还有，下一步我该怎样做,该怎么恢复软硬件?
是的，我知道上面有我的指纹，但我会把它处理掉的。
Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
Yes, you need to take the disk out and play it in a vinyl player. Make sure to set the speed to 78 rpm.
是的，接下来你应该把碟片卸下来，放在唱片机上。然后请务必将播放速度设置到每分钟78转左右。
Yes, you need to take the disk out and play it in a vinyl player. Make sure to set the speed to 78 rpm.
是的，接下来你应该把碟片卸下来，放在唱片机上。然后请务必将播放速度设置到每分钟78转左右。
Vic
Na that's too slow, just use a straw to suck the data off disk and blow it into the storage..
那多慢啊,用吸管把碟片上的数据吸出来,然后吹进存储器里多好啊
Na that's too slow, just use a straw to suck the data off disk and blow it into the storage..
那多慢啊,用吸管把碟片上的数据吸出来,然后吹进存储器里多好啊
Vorknkx
Opening it up like this ruined it completely. Any hope of extracting data from this drive is gone.
硬盘只要一打开这玩意基本上就废了, 数据提取你就甭想了
Opening it up like this ruined it completely. Any hope of extracting data from this drive is gone.
硬盘只要一打开这玩意基本上就废了, 数据提取你就甭想了
M O'Connell
Unless you have an electron microscope.
除非你有电子显微镜。
Unless you have an electron microscope.
除非你有电子显微镜。
Ali H M Salehuddin
It has to opened in a cleanroom environment. Any dust, even microscopically small ones will ruin the data. Fingerprints contain grime, dusts, skin flakes etc. That hardisk is gone, data is unsalvageable.
这玩意必须在无尘的环境中打开。任何尘埃，哪怕是极极小的小灰粒，都会破坏数据。更别说上面落有的污垢、灰尘、皮肤细胞的指纹了。硬盘要是坏了，数据基本就没法恢复了
It has to opened in a cleanroom environment. Any dust, even microscopically small ones will ruin the data. Fingerprints contain grime, dusts, skin flakes etc. That hardisk is gone, data is unsalvageable.
这玩意必须在无尘的环境中打开。任何尘埃，哪怕是极极小的小灰粒，都会破坏数据。更别说上面落有的污垢、灰尘、皮肤细胞的指纹了。硬盘要是坏了，数据基本就没法恢复了
Geoff C.
Tech support here. You've done the hard part already by getting it open, well done! All you need now is some paper, a pencil, and a magnifying glass. Look at the disc with the magnifying glass and you'll see lots of little 1's and 0's - just go round in a spiral starting from the outside and moving toward the centre, and write them all down with the pencil (you might want to make some coffee before you start, it's gonna take a while). Oh, and make sure you go anti-clockwise, otherwise the files will come out backwards, like your word documents will read from right to left and the people in your photos will all be facing the wrong way.
客服:你居然把打开硬盘最困难的一步给克服过去了，干得不错,佩服!你现在需要的只是一些纸，一支铅笔和一个放大镜。通过放大镜你会在碟片上看到密密麻麻极为微小的1和0,然后以从内到外的螺旋顺序,用你的铅笔把他们逐个记录下来,(在你开始去做之前,你最好先准备点咖啡因为这个期间时间可能会有点长),注意请一定要按逆时针的方向，否则文件内容就反了，就像你的word文档中的文字顺序反了一样，或是像照片似的镜像你得反着来，其最后结果才是正确的。
Tech support here. You've done the hard part already by getting it open, well done! All you need now is some paper, a pencil, and a magnifying glass. Look at the disc with the magnifying glass and you'll see lots of little 1's and 0's - just go round in a spiral starting from the outside and moving toward the centre, and write them all down with the pencil (you might want to make some coffee before you start, it's gonna take a while). Oh, and make sure you go anti-clockwise, otherwise the files will come out backwards, like your word documents will read from right to left and the people in your photos will all be facing the wrong way.
客服:你居然把打开硬盘最困难的一步给克服过去了，干得不错,佩服!你现在需要的只是一些纸，一支铅笔和一个放大镜。通过放大镜你会在碟片上看到密密麻麻极为微小的1和0,然后以从内到外的螺旋顺序,用你的铅笔把他们逐个记录下来,(在你开始去做之前,你最好先准备点咖啡因为这个期间时间可能会有点长),注意请一定要按逆时针的方向，否则文件内容就反了，就像你的word文档中的文字顺序反了一样，或是像照片似的镜像你得反着来，其最后结果才是正确的。
Eric Law
Drive probably still has more good data than that person's brain.
或许这块硬盘里保存的数据比那个人的脑袋还要完整呢！
Drive probably still has more good data than that person's brain.
或许这块硬盘里保存的数据比那个人的脑袋还要完整呢！
Dee on bikes
First, you need a magnet to bring the data up to the top layer.
首先你应该拿一块磁铁把数据吸出来
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First, you need a magnet to bring the data up to the top layer.
首先你应该拿一块磁铁把数据吸出来
#19 （祸从天降）
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It Was A Technological Murder/Suicide Today. Crt TV Landed Directly Onto A Brand New Asus Chromebook
让技术抓狂的一天，一个电子管显示器掉下来把一个全新的华硕笔记本给砸了
让技术抓狂的一天，一个电子管显示器掉下来把一个全新的华硕笔记本给砸了
engineer_nope.avi
Ooooffffff, this hurts a bit something in me
我的天，心悸一刻
Robert T
"I'll teach you to make me obsolete"!
电子管显示器：都是因为你的出现让我被淘汰了
"I'll teach you to make me obsolete"!
电子管显示器：都是因为你的出现让我被淘汰了
Gekka Dojo
It was jealous...
这个大头显示器是在妒忌吧
It was jealous...
这个大头显示器是在妒忌吧
Nadine Bamberger
Maybe the chromebook was up to something and that TV saved all of our behinds. RIP, my hero.
或许那个笔记本想要搞破坏，而那台大显示器救了我们所有人的命。安息吧,我的英雄。
Maybe the chromebook was up to something and that TV saved all of our behinds. RIP, my hero.
或许那个笔记本想要搞破坏，而那台大显示器救了我们所有人的命。安息吧,我的英雄。
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
I would have cried.
我要哭了
I would have cried.
我要哭了
#20
User Complains About Weird Smell While Using His Laptop
用户抱怨在使用这个笔记本电脑时总是闻到一股怪味
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User Complains About Weird Smell While Using His Laptop
用户抱怨在使用这个笔记本电脑时总是闻到一股怪味
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Well, at least he found it before it got worse
至少他在情况恶化前找到了问题所在
#21
While Many Of Us Are In The Business Of Tech Support, Self Help Is Often Necessary
虽然我们很多人都在做技术支持的工作，但有时还有必要自己去动手去亲自解决的
While Many Of Us Are In The Business Of Tech Support, Self Help Is Often Necessary
虽然我们很多人都在做技术支持的工作，但有时还有必要自己去动手去亲自解决的
Lauren Caswell
The builder's house is the last to be fixed, as the saying goes
常言道，最后要修理的是建筑商自家的房子
Danieletc
Hey, still running...
还好，都没坏
Hey, still running...
还好，都没坏
Ozzie Ogawa
Why you shouldn't use fake wood table to put on something heavy. Use a real wood or metal one, they can last much longer.
为什么你要用临时搭的桌子放沉的东西。要用木头或金属做的完整桌子才行，这样才不会散架用的时间还会很长。
Why you shouldn't use fake wood table to put on something heavy. Use a real wood or metal one, they can last much longer.
为什么你要用临时搭的桌子放沉的东西。要用木头或金属做的完整桌子才行，这样才不会散架用的时间还会很长。
Karen Grace
Hmmm... is that what you do when you don't have a desk? I mean it all looks accessible depending on what step your on. The way everything is laid out and with plug straps on the steps this looks more purposeful than an accident or a temper tantrum.
嗯…你没桌子的时候就这样凑合吗?我的意思是，这是为了省事而临时搭的桌子吧。东西摆的和走线还算井然有序，而不像是一场意外或是发脾气造成的。
Hmmm... is that what you do when you don't have a desk? I mean it all looks accessible depending on what step your on. The way everything is laid out and with plug straps on the steps this looks more purposeful than an accident or a temper tantrum.
嗯…你没桌子的时候就这样凑合吗?我的意思是，这是为了省事而临时搭的桌子吧。东西摆的和走线还算井然有序，而不像是一场意外或是发脾气造成的。
kjorn
made of cardboard i guess
我猜这桌子像是用纸板搭的
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made of cardboard i guess
我猜这桌子像是用纸板搭的
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James016
To be fair, it's still on and working
做句公道话，至少没坏
To be fair, it's still on and working
做句公道话，至少没坏
DIANA REYES
Mom is going to smack you when she gets home
等你妈回家后你可就惨了
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Mom is going to smack you when she gets home
等你妈回家后你可就惨了
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Jace
Looks like a rage quit. Maybe not a game, but computers offer so many possibilities in the way of generating impotent rage.
看起来像是怒退的结果。或许并不是因为游戏，但电脑总会出现各种让你怒退的情况。
Looks like a rage quit. Maybe not a game, but computers offer so many possibilities in the way of generating impotent rage.
看起来像是怒退的结果。或许并不是因为游戏，但电脑总会出现各种让你怒退的情况。
#22
Ps4 Botched Repair Attempt.
Ps4给修坏了。
Ps4 Botched Repair Attempt.
Ps4给修坏了。
engineer_nope.avi
If they screwed up and still demanded you pay, you have all the rights to sue them for damages.
如果他们保修的给修砸了，还想让你出钱背锅，你有权告他们要求赔偿损失。
Gekka Dojo
Meth and computer repairs do not mix well.
码农和修电脑是两码事的
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Meth and computer repairs do not mix well.
码农和修电脑是两码事的
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Duncan
Gee, I thought i was bad at soldering
天啊，我还以为就我焊接手艺不好呢
Gee, I thought i was bad at soldering
天啊，我还以为就我焊接手艺不好呢
Karen Grace
Looks like they tried to repair where the plug goes in. Sorry, I'm having a brain fast as to the name. Anyways when I took mine in a few years ago for that repair I was told they could try to solder it back in place but that they had couldn't guarantee it would work or how long it would last. I paid $100 for the repair and it worked, for about 3 weeks. Then did this.
看起来这像是在修接口，抱歉我下意识就想起了这个。不管怎样，几年前我遇到接口问题的时候，我被告知他们可以试着把它焊好，但他们不能保证它能好使或是能好使多久。于是我交了100美元的修理费，在用了这玩意三个礼拜之后，就又这样了。
Looks like they tried to repair where the plug goes in. Sorry, I'm having a brain fast as to the name. Anyways when I took mine in a few years ago for that repair I was told they could try to solder it back in place but that they had couldn't guarantee it would work or how long it would last. I paid $100 for the repair and it worked, for about 3 weeks. Then did this.
看起来这像是在修接口，抱歉我下意识就想起了这个。不管怎样，几年前我遇到接口问题的时候，我被告知他们可以试着把它焊好，但他们不能保证它能好使或是能好使多久。于是我交了100美元的修理费，在用了这玩意三个礼拜之后，就又这样了。
Mazer
Now that takes skill
干这活是需要技巧的
Now that takes skill
干这活是需要技巧的
#23
Free Laptop! Too Bad The Screen And Keyboard Are Ruined With The Spray Paint
“免费”笔记本电脑!太糟糕了，屏幕和键盘都被喷漆给毁了
Free Laptop! Too Bad The Screen And Keyboard Are Ruined With The Spray Paint
“免费”笔记本电脑!太糟糕了，屏幕和键盘都被喷漆给毁了
N G
Think that might be the point. I'm guessing pissed off ex-partner...
我想这就是问题的关键。我猜这是上一个维修工被惹毛了吧
Sleazy Weaver
Or maybe it's unsalvagable & they wanted to have some fun before tossing it out. Who knows? Plenty of possibilities.
要么可能是这本彻底修不好了，他们想把它扔掉之前找点乐子。谁知道呢?什么情况都有可能发生的
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Or maybe it's unsalvagable & they wanted to have some fun before tossing it out. Who knows? Plenty of possibilities.
要么可能是这本彻底修不好了，他们想把它扔掉之前找点乐子。谁知道呢?什么情况都有可能发生的
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IAN KELLY
Just put it in the dishwasher /s
把它放进洗碗机里不就行了
Just put it in the dishwasher /s
把它放进洗碗机里不就行了
Mumchkin
Maybe I can be salvaged for parts?
要是我我会把它当料板?
Maybe I can be salvaged for parts?
要是我我会把它当料板?
KatKaleen
Might be still useful for parts.
或许这里面的有些零件还能用呢
Might be still useful for parts.
或许这里面的有些零件还能用呢
Suzanne Haigh
Is there any way the screen could be replaced?
有没有办法把显示屏给换了?
Is there any way the screen could be replaced?
有没有办法把显示屏给换了?
Gekka Dojo
Even if the laptop sells for $250 used, a new screen for $50 bucks and you're in business, LOL.
现在二手笔记本能卖250美元，而一个新的显示屏要50美元，还不如买个二手的呢
Even if the laptop sells for $250 used, a new screen for $50 bucks and you're in business, LOL.
现在二手笔记本能卖250美元，而一个新的显示屏要50美元，还不如买个二手的呢
Ana
I wonder if it will work if keyboard and screen is replaced, or at least the screen. Or in a pinch you can use a bluetooth keyboard. But the screen... I wonder if they sprayed it deliberately, knowing it's going to be unusable or if the previous owner was just ignorant or dumb.
我猜要是把键盘和和屏幕都换了，至少屏幕肯定得换，它会不会还能用。实在不行，你也可以用蓝牙键盘。但屏幕…我想知道这是故意喷的吧，就是不想让别人用，要么就是这笔记本前主人无知或愚蠢。
I wonder if it will work if keyboard and screen is replaced, or at least the screen. Or in a pinch you can use a bluetooth keyboard. But the screen... I wonder if they sprayed it deliberately, knowing it's going to be unusable or if the previous owner was just ignorant or dumb.
我猜要是把键盘和和屏幕都换了，至少屏幕肯定得换，它会不会还能用。实在不行，你也可以用蓝牙键盘。但屏幕…我想知道这是故意喷的吧，就是不想让别人用，要么就是这笔记本前主人无知或愚蠢。
brukernavn340
Or one could connect an external screen.
接个外接屏不也行嘛
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Or one could connect an external screen.
接个外接屏不也行嘛
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Customer Came In With A 512gb Ssd In Their MacBook Pro That Only Had 77gb Of Their Own Data On It, Yet It Was Reading As Full Of "Other" Files. After Some Digging It Turns Out That Apple Mail & Gmail Were Writing A New Encyclopedia Britannica Behind The Scenes. That's A Whole Lot Of Text
有位客户在他的苹果电脑里装了个容量为512G大小的SSD硬盘，他说硬盘里面只应该有他自己的77G的数据，但发现却有 “其他”超大文件。经过一些调查，好了他发现Apple Mail和Gmail在后台下载了堪比一本新大英百科全书大小的文本文件。
有位客户在他的苹果电脑里装了个容量为512G大小的SSD硬盘，他说硬盘里面只应该有他自己的77G的数据，但发现却有 “其他”超大文件。经过一些调查，好了他发现Apple Mail和Gmail在后台下载了堪比一本新大英百科全书大小的文本文件。
Ece Cenker
What does the op mean by "A New Encyclopedia Britannica?" What was all that text?
“新大英百科全书”是什么意思?那是什么邮件?
Caridina
"A New Encyclopedia Britannica" stands for a giant mass of information. The customer's mail app created a file (mail archive file?) that is larger than the operating system. And now I wonder how and why.
使用《新大英百科全书》比喻海量信息。客户的邮件软件默认下载并积攒了一个比操作系统还要大的文件。现在我想我知道什么原因了。
"A New Encyclopedia Britannica" stands for a giant mass of information. The customer's mail app created a file (mail archive file?) that is larger than the operating system. And now I wonder how and why.
使用《新大英百科全书》比喻海量信息。客户的邮件软件默认下载并积攒了一个比操作系统还要大的文件。现在我想我知道什么原因了。
Maurettis
Weird that logs don't have a space limit
让人奇怪的是，这日志居然没有容量限制
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Weird that logs don't have a space limit
让人奇怪的是，这日志居然没有容量限制
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Two_rolling_black_eyes
Encyclopedia Britannica used to be the biggest source of information. Its last printing in 2010 was 32 volumes and over 32,000 pages. This person's mail system was appending every version of every e-mail to a single txt file over time. Its supposed to be a temp file dexed when the e-mail is read. sent, etc. An average GB can hold more than 600,000 text files so this one file is over 211,800,000 pages long
大英百科全书是曾经最大最全的百科全书。它最后一次印刷是在2010年，共32卷，超过3.2万页。这人的邮件系统将每封邮件里的信息附在一个txt文件中。它应该是一个临时文件，邮件被读后就会被删除、送出等。平均每GB可以、塞下超过60万文本文件，因此这个文件估计超过能有21180万页
Encyclopedia Britannica used to be the biggest source of information. Its last printing in 2010 was 32 volumes and over 32,000 pages. This person's mail system was appending every version of every e-mail to a single txt file over time. Its supposed to be a temp file dexed when the e-mail is read. sent, etc. An average GB can hold more than 600,000 text files so this one file is over 211,800,000 pages long
大英百科全书是曾经最大最全的百科全书。它最后一次印刷是在2010年，共32卷，超过3.2万页。这人的邮件系统将每封邮件里的信息附在一个txt文件中。它应该是一个临时文件，邮件被读后就会被删除、送出等。平均每GB可以、塞下超过60万文本文件，因此这个文件估计超过能有21180万页
María Hermida
Great explanation! Thanks!
解释得相当到位，谢啦
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Great explanation! Thanks!
解释得相当到位，谢啦
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