你为什么不裸睡？
正文翻译
People who don't sleep naked, why?
你为什么不裸睡？
People who don't sleep naked, why?
你为什么不裸睡？
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RMDrunkenRat
Period blood is easier to wash out of pyjamas than sheets.
因为睡衣上的月经比床单上的要好洗一些。
Period blood is easier to wash out of pyjamas than sheets.
因为睡衣上的月经比床单上的要好洗一些。
Mine is a cold and bleak country.
我的国家又冷又荒凉。
我的国家又冷又荒凉。
Wearing pyjamas at night make waking up to a lazy day in pyjamas infinitely more likely.
晚上穿着睡衣睡觉，可以让穿着睡衣度过慵懒一天的可能性更高一些。
晚上穿着睡衣睡觉，可以让穿着睡衣度过慵懒一天的可能性更高一些。
zygomelonm
I’d rather wake up in the middle of the night to ruined underwear than ruined sheets. At least with the first you can clean up quickly then go back to bed
我宁愿半夜醒来看见自己内裤脏了，也不愿意看见床单脏了。至少前者你可以赶紧弄干净，然后回床上接着睡。
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I’d rather wake up in the middle of the night to ruined underwear than ruined sheets. At least with the first you can clean up quickly then go back to bed
我宁愿半夜醒来看见自己内裤脏了，也不愿意看见床单脏了。至少前者你可以赶紧弄干净，然后回床上接着睡。
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_BluLeaf
I don’t want a ghost in the butt
我不想屁股里进鬼
I don’t want a ghost in the butt
我不想屁股里进鬼
zygomelonm
I live in a block of about 100 people each with different sleep patterns. If someone burns toast at 02:00 i want to be prepared for when that fire alarm goes off
我住的公寓楼有大概一百个人，每个人的睡眠周期都不一样。如果有人在半夜两点烤吐司弄起火了，那我希望能火警响起来的时候有所准备。
I live in a block of about 100 people each with different sleep patterns. If someone burns toast at 02:00 i want to be prepared for when that fire alarm goes off
我住的公寓楼有大概一百个人，每个人的睡眠周期都不一样。如果有人在半夜两点烤吐司弄起火了，那我希望能火警响起来的时候有所准备。
Namoric
If you slept naked you'd just make the emergency sexy.
如果你裸睡的话，你也会让火警变得更性感。
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If you slept naked you'd just make the emergency sexy.
如果你裸睡的话，你也会让火警变得更性感。
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ChthonicGarnet
Any time I do, my kid will need me or a pet is going to get into some chaos until I get out of bed!
每次我裸睡的时候，不然就是孩子叫我，不然就是宠物要弄出点乱子来，直到我下床！
Any time I do, my kid will need me or a pet is going to get into some chaos until I get out of bed!
每次我裸睡的时候，不然就是孩子叫我，不然就是宠物要弄出点乱子来，直到我下床！
shenaystays
Nothing like running into a kid room to make the “hand bucket” to catch vomit.
没什么能比跑进孩子的房间里把手窝成碗给他接呕吐物更糟糕的了。
Nothing like running into a kid room to make the “hand bucket” to catch vomit.
没什么能比跑进孩子的房间里把手窝成碗给他接呕吐物更糟糕的了。
I can’t sleep naked at all because of kids. You never know when you need to be up and running, literally running.
我根本不能裸睡，就是因为孩子们。你永远也不知道自己什么时候得赶紧蹦起来跑过去，真的是跑过去。
我根本不能裸睡，就是因为孩子们。你永远也不知道自己什么时候得赶紧蹦起来跑过去，真的是跑过去。
AltSpRkBunny
This is why every room in my house has a small trash can. Because sometimes you gotta catch vomit.
所以我家所有的房间都有个小垃圾桶。因为有时候你得接呕吐物。
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This is why every room in my house has a small trash can. Because sometimes you gotta catch vomit.
所以我家所有的房间都有个小垃圾桶。因为有时候你得接呕吐物。
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OssimPossim
This is pro tip that somehow applies equally to alcoholics, parents, and pet owners. Bravo
那些家里有醉鬼、初为父母或是养宠物的，这个小妙招同样适用。
This is pro tip that somehow applies equally to alcoholics, parents, and pet owners. Bravo
那些家里有醉鬼、初为父母或是养宠物的，这个小妙招同样适用。
TechnicianFun933
Yup, kid wakes me up to throw up next to/on my bed is bad. All that plus having to run around naked is worse. I need to always be battle ready.
没错，孩子们把我叫醒之后就在我床上或者床旁边吐出来，可太糟糕了。如果你得光着屁股到处跑，那就更糟糕了。所以我得随时都在战备状态。
Yup, kid wakes me up to throw up next to/on my bed is bad. All that plus having to run around naked is worse. I need to always be battle ready.
没错，孩子们把我叫醒之后就在我床上或者床旁边吐出来，可太糟糕了。如果你得光着屁股到处跑，那就更糟糕了。所以我得随时都在战备状态。
erra_r
My four year old daughter came into my room the next morning when I attempted to sleep without a shirt. She shamed me for having “my boobies” out. :(
我有一天晚上睡觉没穿内衣，第二天早上我四岁大的女儿到我的房间，笑话我把我的“奶奶”露出来了。
My four year old daughter came into my room the next morning when I attempted to sleep without a shirt. She shamed me for having “my boobies” out. :(
我有一天晚上睡觉没穿内衣，第二天早上我四岁大的女儿到我的房间，笑话我把我的“奶奶”露出来了。
E: Glad to see some people get it and got the laugh, but it’s not that deep guys. She knows about body positivity. She’s also fuckin 4. She spoke on something in her immediate view after waking up.
编辑：很高兴大伙能笑出来，也没那么深刻。她知道身体哪里敏感。但她也只有四岁。她只是对睡醒了之后看见的头一个东西做出一点评价而已。
编辑：很高兴大伙能笑出来，也没那么深刻。她知道身体哪里敏感。但她也只有四岁。她只是对睡醒了之后看见的头一个东西做出一点评价而已。
“Why are your boobies out mommy? You need a shirt.”
“你的奶奶怎么露出来了，妈妈？你得穿衣服。”
“你的奶奶怎么露出来了，妈妈？你得穿衣服。”
My first thought was, ‘slut shamed by my own daughter’ and I told her I got hot. She also regularly takes her pj bottoms off in the middle of the night because SHE gets it.
我的第一个念头就是，“我被自己的女儿荡妇羞辱了”，我跟她说我热得慌。她也会半夜把睡衣的上衣给脱了，因为她也懂。
我的第一个念头就是，“我被自己的女儿荡妇羞辱了”，我跟她说我热得慌。她也会半夜把睡衣的上衣给脱了，因为她也懂。
Sleeping with clothes sucks, yes, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
穿着衣服睡觉确实很难受，但有时候你就得做你该做的事情。
穿着衣服睡觉确实很难受，但有时候你就得做你该做的事情。
_crash0verride
Mine too, except she shamed me for having them out and hairy because I’m the dad. Ha.
我也是，但她是笑话我把毛茸茸的露出来了，因为我是爸爸。哈哈。
Mine too, except she shamed me for having them out and hairy because I’m the dad. Ha.
我也是，但她是笑话我把毛茸茸的露出来了，因为我是爸爸。哈哈。
Pneumaticus
My 5 year old was on our bed a couple nights ago and I had my shirt off while laying down. He started rubbing my belly and said"so much candy". Little fucker, haha! My wife will never let me live that down.
几天前我家五岁的孩子躺在我们的床上，我躺着的时候没穿上衣。然后他就开始一边揉我的肚子一边说“好多糖呀”。小混蛋，哈哈！我老婆永远也不会让我把这事儿给忘了的。
My 5 year old was on our bed a couple nights ago and I had my shirt off while laying down. He started rubbing my belly and said"so much candy". Little fucker, haha! My wife will never let me live that down.
几天前我家五岁的孩子躺在我们的床上，我躺着的时候没穿上衣。然后他就开始一边揉我的肚子一边说“好多糖呀”。小混蛋，哈哈！我老婆永远也不会让我把这事儿给忘了的。
Sawses
Imagine being slut shamed by your kid lol.
想象一下被自己家的孩子给荡妇羞辱了哈哈哈
Imagine being slut shamed by your kid lol.
想象一下被自己家的孩子给荡妇羞辱了哈哈哈
DreamCyclone84
"Those big boobies fed you you ungrateful little..."
“我就是拿这对奶奶把你喂大的你这个没良心的小……”
"Those big boobies fed you you ungrateful little..."
“我就是拿这对奶奶把你喂大的你这个没良心的小……”
svenson_26
If I have skin touching skin, it sweats a lot.
如果我的皮肤互相接触，我会出很多的汗。
If I have skin touching skin, it sweats a lot.
如果我的皮肤互相接触，我会出很多的汗。
axxonn13
yup. my thighs and nuts sweat if they stay touching for too long.
没错。如果我的大腿根和蛋蛋互相接触太久，就会出汗。
yup. my thighs and nuts sweat if they stay touching for too long.
没错。如果我的大腿根和蛋蛋互相接触太久，就会出汗。
twistsouth
Was totally confused for a second and my first thought was “what clothing garment is he using to keep each nut separate”. My bad.
我懵了一秒钟，脑子里的第一个想法是“他用什么衣服把两个蛋蛋分开的”。我的。
Was totally confused for a second and my first thought was “what clothing garment is he using to keep each nut separate”. My bad.
我懵了一秒钟，脑子里的第一个想法是“他用什么衣服把两个蛋蛋分开的”。我的。
Ozyman_Dias
I'm prone to sudden bouts of diarrhea.
我容易突然腹泻。
I'm prone to sudden bouts of diarrhea.
我容易突然腹泻。
crampedstyl
I miss being able to trust a fart.
我怀念可以相信一个屁的时候。
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I miss being able to trust a fart.
我怀念可以相信一个屁的时候。
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kingswing77
I don't want my dog to be nosing at my cooter or my tooter.
我不希望我家狗狗闻我的小香肠。
I don't want my dog to be nosing at my cooter or my tooter.
我不希望我家狗狗闻我的小香肠。
Wezbob
Used to sleep naked until my cat chomped on a ball. Very rude awakening. No damage but now boxer briefs keep the dangly bits from dangling in my sleep.
以前一直裸睡，直到我家猫咪咬了我的蛋一口。醒得非常急。没伤到，但是现在我会穿四角内裤让那部分不至于在睡觉的时候还叮里当啷的。
Used to sleep naked until my cat chomped on a ball. Very rude awakening. No damage but now boxer briefs keep the dangly bits from dangling in my sleep.
以前一直裸睡，直到我家猫咪咬了我的蛋一口。醒得非常急。没伤到，但是现在我会穿四角内裤让那部分不至于在睡觉的时候还叮里当啷的。
i-love-reddit-so-muc
Got kids. Underwear are to protect the world from my ass.
有孩子。我得穿内裤把我的屁股保护起来。
Got kids. Underwear are to protect the world from my ass.
有孩子。我得穿内裤把我的屁股保护起来。
A_Doormat
I was like 14 and we were visiting my step moms bachelor father. In his early 60s at that point.
我那年十四岁，我们去看继母的单身汉父亲。他当时六十多岁。
I was like 14 and we were visiting my step moms bachelor father. In his early 60s at that point.
我那年十四岁，我们去看继母的单身汉父亲。他当时六十多岁。
Dude was a bachelor for the last 30 years. Was used to walking around butt-ass naked of course.
那哥们单身了三十年。所以已经习惯了光着屁股到处走了。
那哥们单身了三十年。所以已经习惯了光着屁股到处走了。
So it's morning, I wake up before family, go to find some breakfast and am faced with naked grandpa in all his glory, right there in the hallway walking from the kitchen to the bedroom. He looks at me and says "Breakfast is coming up! Making bacon and eggs, coffee is on the pot, just be a minute".
所以那天是个大清早，我比全家人起得都早，想要去找点早饭吃，看见我光屁股的姥爷正老神在在地从厨房往卧室走。他一边看着我一边说，“早饭马上好啊！正在煎鸡蛋和培根。咖啡在壶里呢，再等一分钟。”
所以那天是个大清早，我比全家人起得都早，想要去找点早饭吃，看见我光屁股的姥爷正老神在在地从厨房往卧室走。他一边看着我一边说，“早饭马上好啊！正在煎鸡蛋和培根。咖啡在壶里呢，再等一分钟。”
I remember standing there and the only real thought that crossed my mind was "........how can he walk around like that without being in pain from his balls slapping into the sides of his knees like that."
我记得当时就愣在那，脑子里唯一的想法就是“……他怎么能无视掉自己的蛋蛋往膝盖上甩来甩去的疼痛还到处走的？”
我记得当时就愣在那，脑子里唯一的想法就是“……他怎么能无视掉自己的蛋蛋往膝盖上甩来甩去的疼痛还到处走的？”
Eshin242
Holy shit... cooking Bacon while naked... that's a fucking serious power move right there.
我的天哪……光着屁股煎培根……真他妈非常有男子气概……。
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Holy shit... cooking Bacon while naked... that's a fucking serious power move right there.
我的天哪……光着屁股煎培根……真他妈非常有男子气概……。
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A_Doormat
The man was an olympic weight lifter in his prime. Got pictures of him and Arnold lifting, pretty cool.
那个男人壮年的时候是奥运会的举重运动员。我以前有他和施瓦辛格举重的照片，很酷。
The man was an olympic weight lifter in his prime. Got pictures of him and Arnold lifting, pretty cool.
那个男人壮年的时候是奥运会的举重运动员。我以前有他和施瓦辛格举重的照片，很酷。
He fears no oil splatter.
他可不怕被油点子崩着。
他可不怕被油点子崩着。
amelia_health
Tbh when I lay on my side and curl my arms sorta against my stomach to sleep, if I’m naked I am basically falling asleep directly grabbing fat rolls on my stomach.
说真的，当我侧身躺着，把胳膊放到肚子上睡觉的时候，如果我是裸睡的话那么我就是在摸自己的游泳圈。
Tbh when I lay on my side and curl my arms sorta against my stomach to sleep, if I’m naked I am basically falling asleep directly grabbing fat rolls on my stomach.
说真的，当我侧身躺着，把胳膊放到肚子上睡觉的时候，如果我是裸睡的话那么我就是在摸自己的游泳圈。
If I wear a big soft T-shirt the fat rolls are tucked away better out of sight and I can sleep in denial that they exist.
但如果我穿一件又大又宽松的T恤衫的话，那么我身上的脂肪就能藏起来，我就可以在睡觉的时候不承认它们的存在了。
但如果我穿一件又大又宽松的T恤衫的话，那么我身上的脂肪就能藏起来，我就可以在睡觉的时候不承认它们的存在了。
astrobre
I just hate my boobs sticking together so I tuck the shirt between them
我就是不喜欢自己的奶子黏在一块儿，所以我就把衣服塞在中间。
I just hate my boobs sticking together so I tuck the shirt between them
我就是不喜欢自己的奶子黏在一块儿，所以我就把衣服塞在中间。
JuckChones
Same. But with my balls. And my inner thigh. And my boxers.
我也一样。但我的是蛋蛋和大腿根。我用四角内裤。
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Same. But with my balls. And my inner thigh. And my boxers.
我也一样。但我的是蛋蛋和大腿根。我用四角内裤。
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missag_2490
I can’t stand skin to skin contact of any kind when I’m trying to sleep. Like if my thighs are touching I have to change my pants. I just can’t do it. My boobs aren’t big enough for that to be a problem, but I understand the sentiment.
当我想要入睡的时候，我无法忍受任何的皮肤接触。比如说假如我的大腿跟碰到了，我就得换裤子。我根本受不了。虽然我的胸没大到让我觉得是个问题的地步，但我也理解你的感觉。
I can’t stand skin to skin contact of any kind when I’m trying to sleep. Like if my thighs are touching I have to change my pants. I just can’t do it. My boobs aren’t big enough for that to be a problem, but I understand the sentiment.
当我想要入睡的时候，我无法忍受任何的皮肤接触。比如说假如我的大腿跟碰到了，我就得换裤子。我根本受不了。虽然我的胸没大到让我觉得是个问题的地步，但我也理解你的感觉。
Just-Jem
SAME!
我也一样！
SAME!
我也一样！
I thought I was going to scroll forever until I saw this! I can’t wear shorts to bed because if my thighs or calves touch I don’t like it. I don’t even like my neck touching my shoulder so I tuck my T-shirt there! My boobs aren’t big enough to tuck the shirt in between so I don’t bother
我以为自己要翻好久才能看见这个！我根本不能穿短裤睡觉，因为如果大腿或者小腿互相碰到了，我会不喜欢。我甚至不喜欢脖子碰到肩膀，所以我会把T恤塞进去！当然我的胸也没那么大，中间夹不住布料，所以我也不在乎。
我以为自己要翻好久才能看见这个！我根本不能穿短裤睡觉，因为如果大腿或者小腿互相碰到了，我会不喜欢。我甚至不喜欢脖子碰到肩膀，所以我会把T恤塞进去！当然我的胸也没那么大，中间夹不住布料，所以我也不在乎。
nervcandy
This
没错
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This
没错
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I have a stuffed animal that has been living between my breasts for the last couple years every night when I go to bed. Its so uncomfortable when I'm side sleeping to not having anything in between. So happy to know I'm not the only weirdo doing that...
我有个毛绒玩具，过去几年来每天晚上我都会把它放到我的胸口。侧身睡觉的时候要是中间没点东西的话，我会觉得特别怪。很开心知道我不是唯一一个做这种怪事的。
我有个毛绒玩具，过去几年来每天晚上我都会把它放到我的胸口。侧身睡觉的时候要是中间没点东西的话，我会觉得特别怪。很开心知道我不是唯一一个做这种怪事的。
JHRChrist
That’s why you hug a pillow, it feels good pressed against your stomach cause it holds the rolls in
所以你睡觉喜欢抱抱枕，抱枕挤压着腹部的感觉很好，因为它能把肚子上的游泳圈藏起来。
That’s why you hug a pillow, it feels good pressed against your stomach cause it holds the rolls in
所以你睡觉喜欢抱抱枕，抱枕挤压着腹部的感觉很好，因为它能把肚子上的游泳圈藏起来。
buhbuhnuhnuh
It’s just too cold to sleep naked most nights. If I’m in a humid place without a fan or AC, then I don’t want to be sticky all over my bed and then have to change the sheets more often.
晚上裸睡太冷了。如果我在潮湿的地方睡觉又没有风扇或者空调的话，我也不想把床弄得黏糊糊的，那样我就得经常换床单了。
It’s just too cold to sleep naked most nights. If I’m in a humid place without a fan or AC, then I don’t want to be sticky all over my bed and then have to change the sheets more often.
晚上裸睡太冷了。如果我在潮湿的地方睡觉又没有风扇或者空调的话，我也不想把床弄得黏糊糊的，那样我就得经常换床单了。
LunaValley
It makes me feel too vulnerable. Even though I’m totally safe, I just feel too exposed.
会让我觉得很没有安全感。尽管我完全处在安全的地方，我还是会觉得太暴露在外了。
It makes me feel too vulnerable. Even though I’m totally safe, I just feel too exposed.
会让我觉得很没有安全感。尽管我完全处在安全的地方，我还是会觉得太暴露在外了。
JadeGrapes
Right?
对吧？
Right?
对吧？
It's like all these muthafckrs casually sleeping with an hand or foot off the bed.
就搞不懂为什么那帮混蛋都把手和脚伸到床边睡觉的。
就搞不懂为什么那帮混蛋都把手和脚伸到床边睡觉的。
THATS HOW IT GETS YOU!
他们就是这么抓住你的！
他们就是这么抓住你的！
nolanhoff
I put my extremities off the bed to assert dominance
我会把四肢末端伸到床沿外头去，来确认我的统治地位
I put my extremities off the bed to assert dominance
我会把四肢末端伸到床沿外头去，来确认我的统治地位
Jakenator1296
Apex predators sleep with their cocks hanging over the side of the bed.
顶尖掠食者睡觉的时候小叽叽都是晾在外面的
Apex predators sleep with their cocks hanging over the side of the bed.
顶尖掠食者睡觉的时候小叽叽都是晾在外面的
PeterTheFoxx
It doesn't feel right to sleep naked, it makes me uncomfortable. I've always slept with clothes on
裸着睡就是觉得不对劲，会让我觉得不舒服。所以我睡觉一直都穿着衣服。
It doesn't feel right to sleep naked, it makes me uncomfortable. I've always slept with clothes on
裸着睡就是觉得不对劲，会让我觉得不舒服。所以我睡觉一直都穿着衣服。
dppflyingtime
This gets my answer, there has to be something. It can just be a t-shirt, but still I'd need that. Also it's cold naked.
我也想说这个，总得穿点什么。可以只穿一件T恤，但我还是需要一件衣服。而且光着身子也怪冷的。
This gets my answer, there has to be something. It can just be a t-shirt, but still I'd need that. Also it's cold naked.
我也想说这个，总得穿点什么。可以只穿一件T恤，但我还是需要一件衣服。而且光着身子也怪冷的。
Nyetnyetnanette8
Agree. I’m not necessarily uncomfortable naked, but I’m more cozy/comfortable in really soft clothes like sweats or pjs. Anytime I’ve slept naked I just didn’t prefer it.
同意。我光着并不一定觉得难受，但是穿着背心或者睡衣这类真的特别软的衣服的时候，我会更舒服。我也裸睡过，我只是不喜欢。
Agree. I’m not necessarily uncomfortable naked, but I’m more cozy/comfortable in really soft clothes like sweats or pjs. Anytime I’ve slept naked I just didn’t prefer it.
同意。我光着并不一定觉得难受，但是穿着背心或者睡衣这类真的特别软的衣服的时候，我会更舒服。我也裸睡过，我只是不喜欢。
Dulakk
I'm so used to clothes that 99% of the time I don't think about them. If I'm naked though then my skin feeling the sheets and pillows and stuff is like sensory overload. Overstimulating. I'm just not used to that and it keeps me awake.
我太习惯穿衣服了，99%的情况下我甚至想不起来穿了衣服这件事。如果我光着的话，那么我的皮肤就会感受到床单和枕头之类的，就好像感官过载了一样。接受了太多的刺激。我不习惯这种事情，会让我一直醒着。
I'm so used to clothes that 99% of the time I don't think about them. If I'm naked though then my skin feeling the sheets and pillows and stuff is like sensory overload. Overstimulating. I'm just not used to that and it keeps me awake.
我太习惯穿衣服了，99%的情况下我甚至想不起来穿了衣服这件事。如果我光着的话，那么我的皮肤就会感受到床单和枕头之类的，就好像感官过载了一样。接受了太多的刺激。我不习惯这种事情，会让我一直醒着。
I probably could get used to it but I have no desire to. I don't see the benefit.
我或许能习惯，但我没有习惯的动力。我看不出这有什么好处。
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我或许能习惯，但我没有习惯的动力。我看不出这有什么好处。
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ICumCoffee
What if a there’s an earthquake in the middle of night and i have to run.
如果半夜突然发生地震我得逃命怎么办
What if a there’s an earthquake in the middle of night and i have to run.
如果半夜突然发生地震我得逃命怎么办
avamarie
My uncle used to sleep naked. Until his trailer caught fire in the middle of the night and he had to run butt ass naked to some old woman's house and convince her to open the door or call 911.
我叔叔以前一直裸睡。直到有一天他住的房车半夜起火了，他光着屁股跑到一个老太太家里，让他开门或者帮他报警。
My uncle used to sleep naked. Until his trailer caught fire in the middle of the night and he had to run butt ass naked to some old woman's house and convince her to open the door or call 911.
我叔叔以前一直裸睡。直到有一天他住的房车半夜起火了，他光着屁股跑到一个老太太家里，让他开门或者帮他报警。
Didn't help that he's a gun guy, so all his ammo was firing in the background.
他持枪，但这也没帮到什么忙。他家里的弹药在后头噼里啪啦直响。
他持枪，但这也没帮到什么忙。他家里的弹药在后头噼里啪啦直响。
I was a kid when this happened. The whole idea just makes me nervous.
这一切发生的时候我还是个孩子。一想到这种场景我就很紧张。
这一切发生的时候我还是个孩子。一想到这种场景我就很紧张。
LogicBalm
There are major motion pictures with less going on than this post.
某些动作大片拍的都没你这个帖子精彩。
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There are major motion pictures with less going on than this post.
某些动作大片拍的都没你这个帖子精彩。
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Maybetaxes
If a movie doesn't at least have a naked uncle screaming while a bullet-laced fire is leaping around behind him, I don't want to see it.
如果以后的电影里没有一个光着屁股的叔叔在尖叫，背景里还有点缀着子弹的火焰在噼里啪啦地跳的话，那我绝对不想看。
If a movie doesn't at least have a naked uncle screaming while a bullet-laced fire is leaping around behind him, I don't want to see it.
如果以后的电影里没有一个光着屁股的叔叔在尖叫，背景里还有点缀着子弹的火焰在噼里啪啦地跳的话，那我绝对不想看。
i-need-blxer-fluid
it's cold and washing clothes is easier than washing sheets
怪冷的。而且洗衣服要比洗床单方便多了。
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it's cold and washing clothes is easier than washing sheets
怪冷的。而且洗衣服要比洗床单方便多了。
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iFormus
Was about to say this. In winter cuz it's cold, in summer cuz the sheets gets sweaty really quick.
我也想说这个。在冬天是因为太冷，在夏天是因为床单会很快被汗弄湿。
Was about to say this. In winter cuz it's cold, in summer cuz the sheets gets sweaty really quick.
我也想说这个。在冬天是因为太冷，在夏天是因为床单会很快被汗弄湿。
ThaVolt
in summer cuz the sheets gets sweaty really quick.
引用：“在夏天是因为床单会很快被汗弄湿。”
in summer cuz the sheets gets sweaty really quick.
引用：“在夏天是因为床单会很快被汗弄湿。”
If you stick to your shirt, you can still turn and move around. If you stick to the sheets and you turn, the whole damn set follows.
如果只是睡衣糊在身上了，那你照样可以翻身。但如果是床单糊到你身上了，你翻个身他妈四件套都跟着你转。
如果只是睡衣糊在身上了，那你照样可以翻身。但如果是床单糊到你身上了，你翻个身他妈四件套都跟着你转。
mishi-as-in-m
Because family members don't know how to fucking knock that's why.
因为家庭成员不知道他妈的怎么敲门，就因为这个。
Because family members don't know how to fucking knock that's why.
因为家庭成员不知道他妈的怎么敲门，就因为这个。
IFuckedYourDadd
Honestly mine don't either. I just let them learn their lesson. Don't knock? You see something that'll scare you for life. Your fault not mine. I have no shame.
说实话，我家人也不敲门。我就让他们长了个记性。不敲门？那你就会看见能吓你一辈子的场景。反正是你的锅，又不是我的。我可没什么羞耻心。
Honestly mine don't either. I just let them learn their lesson. Don't knock? You see something that'll scare you for life. Your fault not mine. I have no shame.
说实话，我家人也不敲门。我就让他们长了个记性。不敲门？那你就会看见能吓你一辈子的场景。反正是你的锅，又不是我的。我可没什么羞耻心。
RandeKnight
Didn't work. Mine walked on me several times while I was jerking off.
不管用。我打手枪的时候家里人直接走进来好几次。
Didn't work. Mine walked on me several times while I was jerking off.
不管用。我打手枪的时候家里人直接走进来好几次。
They just walk in, say what they were going to say, and then leave, leaving the door open and me with my wilting dick still in my hand.
他们就走进门，说自己要说的话，然后走。门还不关上，我手里还握着小香肠。
他们就走进门，说自己要说的话，然后走。门还不关上，我手里还握着小香肠。
boffoblue
i got secondhand embarrassment from reading this post. holy shit.
我看了这个帖子都感到了尴尬。我草。
i got secondhand embarrassment from reading this post. holy shit.
我看了这个帖子都感到了尴尬。我草。
everfordphoto
Ooh look at this guy using two hands....
噢哟看这家伙还用两只手……
Ooh look at this guy using two hands....
噢哟看这家伙还用两只手……
dingbatyokel5000
Because the tip of my dick touching the bedding drives me insane
因为丁丁的末端碰到被子的感觉会让我疯掉
Because the tip of my dick touching the bedding drives me insane
因为丁丁的末端碰到被子的感觉会让我疯掉
minidude140
Agreed. I told my girlfriend it feels like my dick is "paintbrushing" the bed.
没错。我跟我女朋友说，感觉就像是我的丁丁在“涂抹”床一样。
Agreed. I told my girlfriend it feels like my dick is "paintbrushing" the bed.
没错。我跟我女朋友说，感觉就像是我的丁丁在“涂抹”床一样。
-SHORSEY-
Wet dreams are happy little accidents
春梦就是令人开心的小事故。
Wet dreams are happy little accidents
春梦就是令人开心的小事故。
Ruffled_Ferret
They're parties you're not invited to but still have to clean up afterwards.
它是那种你没有受邀就能去的派对，但结束之后你还是得打扫战场。
They're parties you're not invited to but still have to clean up afterwards.
它是那种你没有受邀就能去的派对，但结束之后你还是得打扫战场。
DirectionInfinite188
I had no idea what happened when I rolled over into it (no dad or male friends my age I’d really want to talk to at the time) and thought I had something seriously wrong with me… So I told one of my teachers I got along with, and ended up describing it in rather graphic detail. He started laughing which freaked me out for a while, and said something like “Mate, that’s completely normal, I’d be way more concerned it it didn’t happen! Congrats on becoming a man”. 10yrs later he’s like a father to me and one of my closest friends.
我第一次做那种梦的时候根本不知道发生了什么（没有父亲，也没有那种我很想聊这种话题的、和我一样年纪的男性朋友），我以为自己出了什么特别严重的事情……于是我和一个处的来的老师聊了这件事，后来我开始用特别形象的方式去描述细节。他突然笑了出来，把我吓蒙了，然后他说“兄弟，这完全正常，要是不发生这种事的话我反而会更担心一些！祝贺你成为男人了。”十年之后他还是像我的父亲一样，同时也是我最亲密的朋友之一。
I had no idea what happened when I rolled over into it (no dad or male friends my age I’d really want to talk to at the time) and thought I had something seriously wrong with me… So I told one of my teachers I got along with, and ended up describing it in rather graphic detail. He started laughing which freaked me out for a while, and said something like “Mate, that’s completely normal, I’d be way more concerned it it didn’t happen! Congrats on becoming a man”. 10yrs later he’s like a father to me and one of my closest friends.
我第一次做那种梦的时候根本不知道发生了什么（没有父亲，也没有那种我很想聊这种话题的、和我一样年纪的男性朋友），我以为自己出了什么特别严重的事情……于是我和一个处的来的老师聊了这件事，后来我开始用特别形象的方式去描述细节。他突然笑了出来，把我吓蒙了，然后他说“兄弟，这完全正常，要是不发生这种事的话我反而会更担心一些！祝贺你成为男人了。”十年之后他还是像我的父亲一样，同时也是我最亲密的朋友之一。
find-me-in-bub
Because not all of us have our own room
因为不是所有人都有自己的房间的。
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Because not all of us have our own room
因为不是所有人都有自己的房间的。
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CubedTaco1
I really, REALLY like my unicorn onesies
我真的，真的特别喜欢我的独角兽连体睡衣。
I really, REALLY like my unicorn onesies
我真的，真的特别喜欢我的独角兽连体睡衣。
Dino-Nuggies4457
Because if there was a fire I wouldn’t want to run outside naked. Or if there was an intruder, I wouldn’t want them to see me naked either.
因为如果突然起火的话，我可不想光着屁股跑到外面去。或者如果有人闯进我的家中，那么我也不想让他们看见我光着屁股。
Because if there was a fire I wouldn’t want to run outside naked. Or if there was an intruder, I wouldn’t want them to see me naked either.
因为如果突然起火的话，我可不想光着屁股跑到外面去。或者如果有人闯进我的家中，那么我也不想让他们看见我光着屁股。
tpdovu
If an intruder came in and saw me completely naked, I feel like they would potentially be distracted for a second and my chances of escape would be greater… thoughts?
如果有入侵者闯进我的家里，然后看见我光着屁股，那我觉得他们可能会分神那么一秒钟，这样我逃走的概率就会更高一些……你们怎么看？
If an intruder came in and saw me completely naked, I feel like they would potentially be distracted for a second and my chances of escape would be greater… thoughts?
如果有入侵者闯进我的家里，然后看见我光着屁股，那我觉得他们可能会分神那么一秒钟，这样我逃走的概率就会更高一些……你们怎么看？
Philipp
But what if the intruder is naked too?
但如果入侵者自己也光着屁股呢？
But what if the intruder is naked too?
但如果入侵者自己也光着屁股呢？
tpdovu
I’d think we would both be stunned that the other is naked. This would result in us standing there for a second, examining each other’s naked bodies before we proceed with subsequent events.
那我觉得我们可能彼此都要震惊一下。这会导致我们都愣在那里一秒钟，互相检视对方的身体，然后再进行下一步动作。
I’d think we would both be stunned that the other is naked. This would result in us standing there for a second, examining each other’s naked bodies before we proceed with subsequent events.
那我觉得我们可能彼此都要震惊一下。这会导致我们都愣在那里一秒钟，互相检视对方的身体，然后再进行下一步动作。
MadNhater
Gotta compare dicks first before you rip his off
抢他之前先比比谁的大。
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Gotta compare dicks first before you rip his off
抢他之前先比比谁的大。
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LucyVialli
My nightwear gets washed more often than the sheets, if I sleep nekkid I have to wash the sheets more often. Also my pajamas are softer and more comfortable against my skin than the sheets. Maybe you can afford silk sheets OP, but I can't.
我的睡衣洗得比床单更勤，所以如果我光着睡觉的话我就得多洗床单了。还有，我的睡衣也更柔软，与皮肤接触也比床单要更加舒服。或许你能买得起丝质的床单，但是我买不起。
My nightwear gets washed more often than the sheets, if I sleep nekkid I have to wash the sheets more often. Also my pajamas are softer and more comfortable against my skin than the sheets. Maybe you can afford silk sheets OP, but I can't.
我的睡衣洗得比床单更勤，所以如果我光着睡觉的话我就得多洗床单了。还有，我的睡衣也更柔软，与皮肤接触也比床单要更加舒服。或许你能买得起丝质的床单，但是我买不起。
big-mod-salary
I dont wanna twist my balls around in my sleep. Boxers kinda keep that area nice and packed away.
我睡觉的时候可不想把自己的蛋给扭了。四角内裤可以把那个地方干干净净地包好。
I dont wanna twist my balls around in my sleep. Boxers kinda keep that area nice and packed away.
我睡觉的时候可不想把自己的蛋给扭了。四角内裤可以把那个地方干干净净地包好。
lettucecropchilds
Not comfortable. I like being in soft PJs. Even if it’s hot, I’d rather be in underwear and a thin tank or t-shirt.
不舒服。我喜欢穿软软的睡衣。就算天气热，我也宁愿穿着内裤和薄背心或者短袖。
Not comfortable. I like being in soft PJs. Even if it’s hot, I’d rather be in underwear and a thin tank or t-shirt.
不舒服。我喜欢穿软软的睡衣。就算天气热，我也宁愿穿着内裤和薄背心或者短袖。
Recently I heard something about ADHD and sensitivity to touch/the feel of different fabrics to skin. My friend who has ADHD said she’d be naked all day and night if she could, whereas I feel like I need a specific set of clothing for whatever it is I’m doing in order to be most comfortable.
最近我听说多动症和注意力障碍与皮肤接触的不同面料的敏感程度有关。我一个有注意障碍的朋友说，她可以的话乐意白天晚上都光着身子，但我却觉得自己无论做什么事情都一定要穿一身衣服才行，那样我才能感觉最舒服。
最近我听说多动症和注意力障碍与皮肤接触的不同面料的敏感程度有关。我一个有注意障碍的朋友说，她可以的话乐意白天晚上都光着身子，但我却觉得自己无论做什么事情都一定要穿一身衣服才行，那样我才能感觉最舒服。
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