你曾经让老师被开除过吗（二）
正文翻译
Have you ever gotten a teacher fired?
你曾经让老师被开除过吗?
Have you ever gotten a teacher fired?
你曾经让老师被开除过吗?
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Michael Tincher, works at Writers and Authors
In ninth grade, we had a young substitute history teacher. She was supposed to be with us for a couple months while our primary teacher was recovering from an illness. I don’t remember how we got on this topic, but she said something about a group of hunters would go out and smoked the grass to draw lions to a group of hunters who slaughtered them.
I made some stupid joke about the hunters smoking grass, insinuating that they were smoking pot.
She laughed and said something like, I bet they really had a bad case of the munchies.
Everyone seemed to laugh and we moved on. But, this student who was a straight-laced nut-job went to the dean’s office and complained that the teacher was talking in class about smoking marijuana.
So our high school fired that young engaging teacher that laughed at my corny joke and responded. We learned of this the next day when we went to class and a crusty old guy from the office was filling in. We had him for the remainder of the time our regular teacher was on sick leave.
九年级时，我们有一位年轻的历史代课老师。她本应该在小学老师病愈期间和我们一起待几个月。我不记得我们是怎么谈到这个话题的，但她说，一群猎人会出去用烟熏草，把狮子吸引到一群猎人那里，他们会屠杀狮子。
我开了一个愚蠢的玩笑，说猎人在吸草烟，暗示他们在吸大麻。
她笑了，说了一些类似的话：“我打赌他们真是饥肠辘辘”。
每个人似乎都笑了，我们继续。但是，一个刻板的神经病学生，他来到院长办公室，抱怨老师在课堂上谈论吸食大麻的事。
所以我们的高中开除了那个年轻迷人的老师，这个老师也是听了我的老掉牙的笑话笑了，然后回应了我而已。第二天我们去上课时得知了这一点，办公室里一个脾气暴躁的老家伙接替了他的工作。我们的班主任请病假的剩余时间里，一直都是他在给我们上课。
In ninth grade, we had a young substitute history teacher. She was supposed to be with us for a couple months while our primary teacher was recovering from an illness. I don’t remember how we got on this topic, but she said something about a group of hunters would go out and smoked the grass to draw lions to a group of hunters who slaughtered them.
I made some stupid joke about the hunters smoking grass, insinuating that they were smoking pot.
She laughed and said something like, I bet they really had a bad case of the munchies.
Everyone seemed to laugh and we moved on. But, this student who was a straight-laced nut-job went to the dean’s office and complained that the teacher was talking in class about smoking marijuana.
So our high school fired that young engaging teacher that laughed at my corny joke and responded. We learned of this the next day when we went to class and a crusty old guy from the office was filling in. We had him for the remainder of the time our regular teacher was on sick leave.
九年级时，我们有一位年轻的历史代课老师。她本应该在小学老师病愈期间和我们一起待几个月。我不记得我们是怎么谈到这个话题的，但她说，一群猎人会出去用烟熏草，把狮子吸引到一群猎人那里，他们会屠杀狮子。
我开了一个愚蠢的玩笑，说猎人在吸草烟，暗示他们在吸大麻。
她笑了，说了一些类似的话：“我打赌他们真是饥肠辘辘”。
每个人似乎都笑了，我们继续。但是，一个刻板的神经病学生，他来到院长办公室，抱怨老师在课堂上谈论吸食大麻的事。
所以我们的高中开除了那个年轻迷人的老师，这个老师也是听了我的老掉牙的笑话笑了，然后回应了我而已。第二天我们去上课时得知了这一点，办公室里一个脾气暴躁的老家伙接替了他的工作。我们的班主任请病假的剩余时间里，一直都是他在给我们上课。
Vicki Blakney
Yes, me and a number of other parents. My daughter got a 0 on one of her assignments. One that I knew she did and took back to school. She insisted that she turned it in. The teacher insisted that she didn’t. He was always somewhat mean to her. Minor things, really, but consistent. I talked with the principal of the school. Two days later my daughter and I were called into a meeting with him and some other administrators, including the principal. We talked a bit and they saw the way he treated her. They asked him to leave the room so my daughter could talk freely (and she did). We found out a few days later that my daughter’s complaint about him wasn’t the first from a girl in one of his classes. Apparently he had a problem with girls and consistently ‘misplaced’ homework assignments of girls (never the boys). After some investigation and some serious words from a number of other parents the school did let him go.
有，而且是我和其他一些学生家长给办的。我女儿的一次作业得了0分。我知道她做了并带去了学校。她坚持说有把它交上去，老师坚持说她没有。他对她总是有点刻薄。真就是小事情，但一直如此。我和学校校长谈过了。两天后，我和女儿被叫去见他和其他一些管理人员，包括校长。我们聊了一会儿，他们看到了他对待她的方式。他们让他离开房间，这样我女儿就可以畅所欲言了（她做到了）。几天后我们发现，有关对此老师的抱怨我女儿并不是他班上的第一个女生。显然，他对女孩不喜欢，总是把女孩的家庭作业“放错地方”（而男孩从没有过）。经过一些调查和其他一些家长的严厉批评，学校确实开掉了他。
Yes, me and a number of other parents. My daughter got a 0 on one of her assignments. One that I knew she did and took back to school. She insisted that she turned it in. The teacher insisted that she didn’t. He was always somewhat mean to her. Minor things, really, but consistent. I talked with the principal of the school. Two days later my daughter and I were called into a meeting with him and some other administrators, including the principal. We talked a bit and they saw the way he treated her. They asked him to leave the room so my daughter could talk freely (and she did). We found out a few days later that my daughter’s complaint about him wasn’t the first from a girl in one of his classes. Apparently he had a problem with girls and consistently ‘misplaced’ homework assignments of girls (never the boys). After some investigation and some serious words from a number of other parents the school did let him go.
有，而且是我和其他一些学生家长给办的。我女儿的一次作业得了0分。我知道她做了并带去了学校。她坚持说有把它交上去，老师坚持说她没有。他对她总是有点刻薄。真就是小事情，但一直如此。我和学校校长谈过了。两天后，我和女儿被叫去见他和其他一些管理人员，包括校长。我们聊了一会儿，他们看到了他对待她的方式。他们让他离开房间，这样我女儿就可以畅所欲言了（她做到了）。几天后我们发现，有关对此老师的抱怨我女儿并不是他班上的第一个女生。显然，他对女孩不喜欢，总是把女孩的家庭作业“放错地方”（而男孩从没有过）。经过一些调查和其他一些家长的严厉批评，学校确实开掉了他。
Tavit Nisanyan, studied at Stewarts Melville College (2019)
塔维特·尼森扬，就读于斯图尔特梅尔维尔学院(2019年)
塔维特·尼森扬，就读于斯图尔特梅尔维尔学院(2019年)
Yes! I had been looking for an opportunity to tell this story on Quora since forever.
The things I’m about to narrate date all the way back to when I was a 7th-grader.
This is the story of my first major victory.
Once upon a time, as any reader of mine will already know well, I went to a Turkish middle school which rather too closely resembled a more pessimistic descxtion of hell. The school was overcrowded, with classrooms made for 25 populated by 60, with most of my unfortunate classmates living in makeshift tents rather than houses of any sorts, and with levels of general well-being and hygiene being not a cause for concern for the nonchalant or rather irresponsible teachers, this school truly was a hellhole.
Windows were broken, desks were, well, for the most part, not there, but worst of all, the toilet, oh that stinking little room smelled like the stale faeces from guts of the Devil’s dead and rotting body.
Seriously, the school didn’t employ a cleaner, and thus the toilet floor was constantly covered in drying poo. The toilet itself was blocked, and thus what went in that room, forever stayed in that room.
有，我一直有寻找机会在Quora上讲述这个故事。
我要讲述的事情可以追溯到我七年级的时候。
这是我第一次取得重大胜利的故事。
很久以前，正如我的所有读者都知道的那样，我上过一所土耳其中学，悲观的说那里就类似于地狱。学校人满为患，原本25人的教室里住着60人，我的大多数不幸的同学住在临时搭建的帐篷里，而不是任何类型的房子里，而且这所学校的总体健康水平和卫生状况对那些漠不关心或相当不负责任的老师来说，并不是一个值得关注的问题，这所学校确实是一个地狱。
窗户坏了，桌子也是破败的，者还不是最糟糕的，最糟糕的是厕所，哦，那个臭烘烘的小房间里面闻起来像是来自魔鬼的内脏和腐烂的尸体的难闻的粪便味。
说真的，学校没有雇佣清洁工，因此厕所地板上总是覆盖着干粪。厕所本身被堵住了，因此，进入那个房间的东西就永远被留在那个房间里。
The things I’m about to narrate date all the way back to when I was a 7th-grader.
This is the story of my first major victory.
Once upon a time, as any reader of mine will already know well, I went to a Turkish middle school which rather too closely resembled a more pessimistic descxtion of hell. The school was overcrowded, with classrooms made for 25 populated by 60, with most of my unfortunate classmates living in makeshift tents rather than houses of any sorts, and with levels of general well-being and hygiene being not a cause for concern for the nonchalant or rather irresponsible teachers, this school truly was a hellhole.
Windows were broken, desks were, well, for the most part, not there, but worst of all, the toilet, oh that stinking little room smelled like the stale faeces from guts of the Devil’s dead and rotting body.
Seriously, the school didn’t employ a cleaner, and thus the toilet floor was constantly covered in drying poo. The toilet itself was blocked, and thus what went in that room, forever stayed in that room.
有，我一直有寻找机会在Quora上讲述这个故事。
我要讲述的事情可以追溯到我七年级的时候。
这是我第一次取得重大胜利的故事。
很久以前，正如我的所有读者都知道的那样，我上过一所土耳其中学，悲观的说那里就类似于地狱。学校人满为患，原本25人的教室里住着60人，我的大多数不幸的同学住在临时搭建的帐篷里，而不是任何类型的房子里，而且这所学校的总体健康水平和卫生状况对那些漠不关心或相当不负责任的老师来说，并不是一个值得关注的问题，这所学校确实是一个地狱。
窗户坏了，桌子也是破败的，者还不是最糟糕的，最糟糕的是厕所，哦，那个臭烘烘的小房间里面闻起来像是来自魔鬼的内脏和腐烂的尸体的难闻的粪便味。
说真的，学校没有雇佣清洁工，因此厕所地板上总是覆盖着干粪。厕所本身被堵住了，因此，进入那个房间的东西就永远被留在那个房间里。
And then during 7th grade, I was elected the Student Body President. My biggest promise? To get the toilets cleaned.
And thus, on my first day as President, I went to the school Principal and told him about the issue.
Initially, he claimed that he had had no idea of the problem, and that he would be onto it immediately.
A week passed, but the toilets were not touched.
And thus I went back to speak to him. This time he made clear his disregard of the topic. He said that it was too insignificant a matter to hire a cleaner for.
I was shocked, and thus I decided to prepare a petition. I wrote a polite request, and under it I collected the signature of every single, and I mean every single student in the school. Within the same week I took it back to the Principal.
然后在七年级的时候，我被选为学生会主席。我最大的承诺是把厕所打扫干净。
因此，在我担任学生会主席的第一天，我去找校长，告诉他这个问题。
起初，他声称自己对这个问题一无所知，并表示会立即着手解决。
一周过去了，但厕所没有动。
于是我再回去找他，这一次他明确表示他对这个话题漠不关心，他说雇个清洁工来干这件事是小题大做。
我很震惊，因此我决定准备一份请愿书。我写了一个礼貌的请求，在它下面我收集了每一个人的签名，我指的是学校里的每一个学生。并于同一周内，我把它交给了校长。
And thus, on my first day as President, I went to the school Principal and told him about the issue.
Initially, he claimed that he had had no idea of the problem, and that he would be onto it immediately.
A week passed, but the toilets were not touched.
And thus I went back to speak to him. This time he made clear his disregard of the topic. He said that it was too insignificant a matter to hire a cleaner for.
I was shocked, and thus I decided to prepare a petition. I wrote a polite request, and under it I collected the signature of every single, and I mean every single student in the school. Within the same week I took it back to the Principal.
然后在七年级的时候，我被选为学生会主席。我最大的承诺是把厕所打扫干净。
因此，在我担任学生会主席的第一天，我去找校长，告诉他这个问题。
起初，他声称自己对这个问题一无所知，并表示会立即着手解决。
一周过去了，但厕所没有动。
于是我再回去找他，这一次他明确表示他对这个话题漠不关心，他说雇个清洁工来干这件事是小题大做。
我很震惊，因此我决定准备一份请愿书。我写了一个礼貌的请求，在它下面我收集了每一个人的签名，我指的是学校里的每一个学生。并于同一周内，我把它交给了校长。
Once again, he expressed some interest for the topic. This time I thought that he’d do something about it.
I was wrong. I’d left the signatures with him, and when I went back to him a day later, he told me that he had lost them.
Unlucky for him, I’d taken a photocopy of all 11 pages. And thus, with 2 of my vice presidents as witnesses, I took this to the district manager of schools in my town.
At first, he was shocked at my audacity as a mere student to knock on his door
At the end, he told me that he was quite impressed, and he made a promise to me that the toilets would be taken care of.
Within a week, The Principal abruptly left the school!
Edit: Just to clear up some confusion I have observed in the comments, I want to say that this (obviously) didn’t happen in my current school in Scotland, which is one of the most prestigious high schools across the United Kingdom. Rather, it happened in a state school which I attended in Turkey.
他再次表达了对这个话题的兴趣。这一次我想他会做点什么。
我错了，我把签名的请愿书留给了他，一天后我回到他身边时，他告诉我他把签名请愿书给弄丢了。
不幸的是，我把11页都复印了。因此，在我的两位副校长的见证下，我把这件事告诉了我学校所在城市的教育局。
起初，他对我作为一名学生竟敢敲他的门感到震惊。
最后，他告诉我，他对此印象深刻，并向我保证，厕所问题会得到妥善处理。
不到一周，校长突然离开了学校！
编辑：为了澄清我在评论中观察到的一些困惑，我想说，这（显然）并没有发生在我目前在苏格兰的学校—英国最负盛名的高中之一，而是发生在我在土耳其就读的一所公立学校。
I was wrong. I’d left the signatures with him, and when I went back to him a day later, he told me that he had lost them.
Unlucky for him, I’d taken a photocopy of all 11 pages. And thus, with 2 of my vice presidents as witnesses, I took this to the district manager of schools in my town.
At first, he was shocked at my audacity as a mere student to knock on his door
At the end, he told me that he was quite impressed, and he made a promise to me that the toilets would be taken care of.
Within a week, The Principal abruptly left the school!
Edit: Just to clear up some confusion I have observed in the comments, I want to say that this (obviously) didn’t happen in my current school in Scotland, which is one of the most prestigious high schools across the United Kingdom. Rather, it happened in a state school which I attended in Turkey.
他再次表达了对这个话题的兴趣。这一次我想他会做点什么。
我错了，我把签名的请愿书留给了他，一天后我回到他身边时，他告诉我他把签名请愿书给弄丢了。
不幸的是，我把11页都复印了。因此，在我的两位副校长的见证下，我把这件事告诉了我学校所在城市的教育局。
起初，他对我作为一名学生竟敢敲他的门感到震惊。
最后，他告诉我，他对此印象深刻，并向我保证，厕所问题会得到妥善处理。
不到一周，校长突然离开了学校！
编辑：为了澄清我在评论中观察到的一些困惑，我想说，这（显然）并没有发生在我目前在苏格兰的学校—英国最负盛名的高中之一，而是发生在我在土耳其就读的一所公立学校。
Zack Rehman
I strongly suspect we did.
School in South Florida, 2003, 6th grade geography class. It was her first year teaching at that school.
In the middle of a rant on the Middle East and 9/11, in between telling us about her cat, the teacher pointed at me, called me out by name, and said I was Islamic and asked me why my people hated America so much.
Even as 6th graders we knew this was beyond messed up. I sat there dumbfounded. The girl next to me asked “ma’am what did you just say?” The teacher repeated, “why do your people hate us?” I immediately got up and went to the school’s office. When asked every one of the kids in the class had the exact story. She was gone at the end of the week.
我强烈怀疑是我们干的。
南佛罗里达学校，2003年，六年级地理课。那是她在那所学校教书的第一年。
在中东和9/11事件的咆哮声中间，在告诉我们关于她的猫的事情时，老师指着我，叫出了我的名字，说我是伊斯兰教的，还问我为什么我们的人这么讨厌美国。
即使是六年级的学生，我们也知道这是一件非常糟糕的事情。我坐在那里目瞪口呆。我旁边的女孩问：“女士，你刚才说什么？”老师重复道：“为什么你们的人恨我们？”我立刻起身去了学校的办公室。当被问及这个问题时，班上的每个孩子都还原了真相，她在周末就离开了学校。
原创翻译：龙腾网 https://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
I strongly suspect we did.
School in South Florida, 2003, 6th grade geography class. It was her first year teaching at that school.
In the middle of a rant on the Middle East and 9/11, in between telling us about her cat, the teacher pointed at me, called me out by name, and said I was Islamic and asked me why my people hated America so much.
Even as 6th graders we knew this was beyond messed up. I sat there dumbfounded. The girl next to me asked “ma’am what did you just say?” The teacher repeated, “why do your people hate us?” I immediately got up and went to the school’s office. When asked every one of the kids in the class had the exact story. She was gone at the end of the week.
我强烈怀疑是我们干的。
南佛罗里达学校，2003年，六年级地理课。那是她在那所学校教书的第一年。
在中东和9/11事件的咆哮声中间，在告诉我们关于她的猫的事情时，老师指着我，叫出了我的名字，说我是伊斯兰教的，还问我为什么我们的人这么讨厌美国。
即使是六年级的学生，我们也知道这是一件非常糟糕的事情。我坐在那里目瞪口呆。我旁边的女孩问：“女士，你刚才说什么？”老师重复道：“为什么你们的人恨我们？”我立刻起身去了学校的办公室。当被问及这个问题时，班上的每个孩子都还原了真相，她在周末就离开了学校。
原创翻译：龙腾网 https://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
Anonymous
Yea, kinda.
In eight grade, my school hired an extra sports teacher for Track. The guy was young, nice, and funny and joked around a lot. Most people liked him in the beginning. But he began showing his true colours fast enough.
(Just To precise, Track was for 5th to 8th graders.)
He turned out to be a total perv and pedophile.
He started off by saying inappropriate stuff at some girls (including me) and at a certain boy, like “shake your fanny” (fanny=butt. US.), “Damn” in a humorist way. He’d be like “You’re hard. I see your pee-pee” to the boy, “Don’t cum, or rape the girls” and stuff. Seems pretty “innocent”, but it gets fucking far far worse.
He then started touching (us, girls) in an innapropriate way. He’d rub his hands on our thighs, arms, lower back, and would hug us. He’d even “accidentally” graze our butts.
He also liked taking the youngest girls aside, alone to “talk”. after class, or during, to just go get something with them. Or make them do something. Never guys. Always female 5th or small 6th graders.
he veered his attention to the older girls…
是的，有。
八年级时，我们学校为田径额外聘请了一名体育老师。这家伙年轻、善良、风趣，经常开玩笑。大多数人一开始都喜欢他。但他很快就显露出了自己的真面目。
确切地说，田径是为五到八年级学生准备的。
他原来是个十足的变态狂和恋童癖者。
他一开始就对一些女孩(包括我)说一些不恰当的话以及对着某个男孩说这些“摇你的屁股”(美式英语：fanny=butt)，该死”的是他用幽默的方式说这些。他会说:“我看到你的尿尿的地方了—它硬了"，还对男孩说，"不要射，或者强奸女孩"之类的话。尽管看起来挺"无辜"的，但还有更糟的。
然后他开始以不恰当的方式触摸我们（女孩）。他会用手抚摸我们的大腿、手臂、下背部，然后拥抱我们。他甚至“不小心”在我们的屁股擦过。
他还喜欢把最年轻的女孩带到一边，独自“交谈”。课后或课间，带着她们去买点东西或者让她们做点什么。从来没有男生，一般都是5年级或6年级的女生。
他把注意力转移到了年长的女孩身上。
Yea, kinda.
In eight grade, my school hired an extra sports teacher for Track. The guy was young, nice, and funny and joked around a lot. Most people liked him in the beginning. But he began showing his true colours fast enough.
(Just To precise, Track was for 5th to 8th graders.)
He turned out to be a total perv and pedophile.
He started off by saying inappropriate stuff at some girls (including me) and at a certain boy, like “shake your fanny” (fanny=butt. US.), “Damn” in a humorist way. He’d be like “You’re hard. I see your pee-pee” to the boy, “Don’t cum, or rape the girls” and stuff. Seems pretty “innocent”, but it gets fucking far far worse.
He then started touching (us, girls) in an innapropriate way. He’d rub his hands on our thighs, arms, lower back, and would hug us. He’d even “accidentally” graze our butts.
He also liked taking the youngest girls aside, alone to “talk”. after class, or during, to just go get something with them. Or make them do something. Never guys. Always female 5th or small 6th graders.
he veered his attention to the older girls…
是的，有。
八年级时，我们学校为田径额外聘请了一名体育老师。这家伙年轻、善良、风趣，经常开玩笑。大多数人一开始都喜欢他。但他很快就显露出了自己的真面目。
确切地说，田径是为五到八年级学生准备的。
他原来是个十足的变态狂和恋童癖者。
他一开始就对一些女孩(包括我)说一些不恰当的话以及对着某个男孩说这些“摇你的屁股”(美式英语：fanny=butt)，该死”的是他用幽默的方式说这些。他会说:“我看到你的尿尿的地方了—它硬了"，还对男孩说，"不要射，或者强奸女孩"之类的话。尽管看起来挺"无辜"的，但还有更糟的。
然后他开始以不恰当的方式触摸我们（女孩）。他会用手抚摸我们的大腿、手臂、下背部，然后拥抱我们。他甚至“不小心”在我们的屁股擦过。
他还喜欢把最年轻的女孩带到一边，独自“交谈”。课后或课间，带着她们去买点东西或者让她们做点什么。从来没有男生，一般都是5年级或6年级的女生。
他把注意力转移到了年长的女孩身上。
His before last class, he took me aside, and molested me, while telling me how much of a naughty girl I was, and how I wanted it.
I didn't tell anyone because I was ashamed of myself, and I didn’t think anyone would believe mea anyway.
Before his last class, the guy molested another girl, which he went on to full on rape.
He was walked in unknowingly by a guy in my grade (who also did track), He recorded a bit of it.
Shortly after, he went on to tell a few of us, and we went to the administration. We told the principal and stuff about it.
They went on to call the police, and the guy was rightfully arrested and sentenced.
在上节课之前，他把我拉到一边，骚扰我，同时告诉我是个多么淘气的女孩，我多么想要这样。
我没有告诉任何人，因为我为自己感到羞耻，而且我也不认为任何人会相信我。
在上节课之前，这名男子猥亵了另一名女孩，并进一步强奸了她。
他不知不觉地被我年级的一个男生尾随了进来（他也做过追踪），他录了一点内容。
不久之后，他告诉我们几个人，我们去校长讲了这件事。
他们随后报警，这名男子被依法逮捕并判刑。
I didn't tell anyone because I was ashamed of myself, and I didn’t think anyone would believe mea anyway.
Before his last class, the guy molested another girl, which he went on to full on rape.
He was walked in unknowingly by a guy in my grade (who also did track), He recorded a bit of it.
Shortly after, he went on to tell a few of us, and we went to the administration. We told the principal and stuff about it.
They went on to call the police, and the guy was rightfully arrested and sentenced.
在上节课之前，他把我拉到一边，骚扰我，同时告诉我是个多么淘气的女孩，我多么想要这样。
我没有告诉任何人，因为我为自己感到羞耻，而且我也不认为任何人会相信我。
在上节课之前，这名男子猥亵了另一名女孩，并进一步强奸了她。
他不知不觉地被我年级的一个男生尾随了进来（他也做过追踪），他录了一点内容。
不久之后，他告诉我们几个人，我们去校长讲了这件事。
他们随后报警，这名男子被依法逮捕并判刑。
Lisa Newall, Cube Jockey, Real Estate Buff, Foster/Adoptive Mom
Yes. My GMAT test prep instructor.
I decided to do one of these review classes as I was a little rusty, so I signed up and paid several hundred dollars for the privilege.
The first day of class, which was composed of twelve women and one man, he told this joke:
“A woman married and had 12 children. Her husband died, and she remarried and had 12 more children before the second husband died as well. Then, she died. At the funeral, the priest said, ‘At last they’ll be together.’ One of the attendees said, ‘What do you mean by that? Will she be together with her first husband, or her second?’ ‘I meant her legs,’ replied the priest.” This was accompanied by him putting his arms out straight, hands together, then opening his arms wide and closing them.
The second day of class, there was one woman (me) and one man.
I had paid for the course, and based on a test exam, I really needed the math help. I had already paid for the GMAT coming up, so I really had to take this review course.
Every class after that, he complained about the missing women and how someone had complained about him to the administration. “It was just a joke,” he kept whining. “Are you going to teach the material tonight?” I would say.
有，我的经企管理研究生入学考试（GMAT）备考老师。
因为我有点生疏，所以我决定参加其中一们课程的复习课，所以我报名参加了，并为此支付了几百美元。
上课的第一天，他讲了一个笑话，这个笑话由十二个女人和一个男人组成：
“一个女人结婚了，生了12个孩子。她的丈夫去世后，她再婚，在第二任丈夫去世前又生了12个孩子。然后,她死了。葬礼上，牧师说:“他们终于能在一起了。”一位与会者说，你这么说是什么意思?她会和第一任丈夫还是第二任丈夫在一起?“‘我指的是她的腿，’牧师回答。”同时，他伸直双臂，双手合在一起，然后张开双臂，再合上。
上课的第二天，就一个女人(我)和一个男人。
我已经支付了课程费用，基于一次考试，我真的需要数学方面的帮助。我已经为即将到来的GMAT支付了费用，所以我真的必须参加这门复习课。
此后的每节课，他都会抱怨失踪的女性，以及有人是如何向政府投诉他的。“这只是个玩笑，”他不停地抱怨。“你今晚要教什么吗？”我会说。
Yes. My GMAT test prep instructor.
I decided to do one of these review classes as I was a little rusty, so I signed up and paid several hundred dollars for the privilege.
The first day of class, which was composed of twelve women and one man, he told this joke:
“A woman married and had 12 children. Her husband died, and she remarried and had 12 more children before the second husband died as well. Then, she died. At the funeral, the priest said, ‘At last they’ll be together.’ One of the attendees said, ‘What do you mean by that? Will she be together with her first husband, or her second?’ ‘I meant her legs,’ replied the priest.” This was accompanied by him putting his arms out straight, hands together, then opening his arms wide and closing them.
The second day of class, there was one woman (me) and one man.
I had paid for the course, and based on a test exam, I really needed the math help. I had already paid for the GMAT coming up, so I really had to take this review course.
Every class after that, he complained about the missing women and how someone had complained about him to the administration. “It was just a joke,” he kept whining. “Are you going to teach the material tonight?” I would say.
有，我的经企管理研究生入学考试（GMAT）备考老师。
因为我有点生疏，所以我决定参加其中一们课程的复习课，所以我报名参加了，并为此支付了几百美元。
上课的第一天，他讲了一个笑话，这个笑话由十二个女人和一个男人组成：
“一个女人结婚了，生了12个孩子。她的丈夫去世后，她再婚，在第二任丈夫去世前又生了12个孩子。然后,她死了。葬礼上，牧师说:“他们终于能在一起了。”一位与会者说，你这么说是什么意思?她会和第一任丈夫还是第二任丈夫在一起?“‘我指的是她的腿，’牧师回答。”同时，他伸直双臂，双手合在一起，然后张开双臂，再合上。
上课的第二天，就一个女人(我)和一个男人。
我已经支付了课程费用，基于一次考试，我真的需要数学方面的帮助。我已经为即将到来的GMAT支付了费用，所以我真的必须参加这门复习课。
此后的每节课，他都会抱怨失踪的女性，以及有人是如何向政府投诉他的。“这只是个玩笑，”他不停地抱怨。“你今晚要教什么吗？”我会说。
The last day of class, he had promised a cheat sheet of formulas. Again, I showed up, again, he spent class time whining about the complaints and how the joke was funny, and what was so wrong about the joke, and how women don’t have any sense of humor anymore.
I asked him for the cheat sheet.
“You’re a woman,” he observes. “What was so wrong about that joke?”
“The joke was inappropriate,” I said, “as was your accompanying gesture.”
He looked at me as if I was speaking a language he had never heard.
“Look,” he said, “it’s just a biological fact that women spend a lot of time with their legs open!”
And he re-enacts the gesture, leaving his arms open.
I walked out without the cheat sheet, and called the head of the program the next day. He was so mortified, that not only did he fire the guy, but he refunded my money and let me take another class for free. I took kayaking, and discovered a love for it. I also did well enough on my GMAT to get into the school of my choice.
上课的最后一天，他答应了一份公式速查手册。我又一次出现了，他又一次在课堂上抱怨抱怨，笑话有多好笑，笑话有什么不对，女人们怎么不再有幽默感了。
我向他索要公式速查手册。
“你是个女人，”他说。““那个笑话有什么不对吗？”
“这个笑话不合适，”我说，“你的手势也不合适。”
他看着我，好像我在说一种他从未听说过的语言。
“听着，”他说，“这只是生理上的事实，女人经常张开双腿！”
他重新做了这个手势，张开双臂。
我没拿公式速查手册就走了，第二天打电话给项目负责人。他非常羞愧，不仅解雇了那个人，还退还了我的钱，让我免费参加另一门课。我参加了皮划艇运动，并爱上了它。我的GMAT成绩考得很好，进入了我选择的学校。
I asked him for the cheat sheet.
“You’re a woman,” he observes. “What was so wrong about that joke?”
“The joke was inappropriate,” I said, “as was your accompanying gesture.”
He looked at me as if I was speaking a language he had never heard.
“Look,” he said, “it’s just a biological fact that women spend a lot of time with their legs open!”
And he re-enacts the gesture, leaving his arms open.
I walked out without the cheat sheet, and called the head of the program the next day. He was so mortified, that not only did he fire the guy, but he refunded my money and let me take another class for free. I took kayaking, and discovered a love for it. I also did well enough on my GMAT to get into the school of my choice.
上课的最后一天，他答应了一份公式速查手册。我又一次出现了，他又一次在课堂上抱怨抱怨，笑话有多好笑，笑话有什么不对，女人们怎么不再有幽默感了。
我向他索要公式速查手册。
“你是个女人，”他说。““那个笑话有什么不对吗？”
“这个笑话不合适，”我说，“你的手势也不合适。”
他看着我，好像我在说一种他从未听说过的语言。
“听着，”他说，“这只是生理上的事实，女人经常张开双腿！”
他重新做了这个手势，张开双臂。
我没拿公式速查手册就走了，第二天打电话给项目负责人。他非常羞愧，不仅解雇了那个人，还退还了我的钱，让我免费参加另一门课。我参加了皮划艇运动，并爱上了它。我的GMAT成绩考得很好，进入了我选择的学校。
Teleri Ferch Nyfain, B. A. British Literature, University of Glasgow (1973)
Teleri Ferch Nyfain，英国文学学士，格拉斯哥大学(1973)
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Teleri Ferch Nyfain，英国文学学士，格拉斯哥大学(1973)
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Twice.
Once was not necessarily me. I talked about my 2nd grade teacher being ‘weird’ to my parents, and they apparently talked to other parents whose kids said the same things. She was mean and nasty to us kids, sometimes, but other times sweet as could be. She’d make a pet of a kid one day only to turn on them the next.
When parents (my dad leading the pack, being a social worker), investigated, it was found this woman was abusing some kind of prescxtion drug. Fired. I got a new 2nd grade teacher that I loved dearly.
Second time, I got a teacher fired for behaving very similarly towards MY child. The woman lied to my face, in fact. The principal of the school ignored my demands that she be forced to give my child a passing grade (she’d claimed my girl hadn’t done a make-up homework assignment when I had the copy of the TEACHER’s note stating she’d received my daughter’s assignment - she used that to fail my child). This had happened to other kids too, so we got together and wrote a letter to the State Board of Education, and a state senator who came from our town (who had been a junior high teacher here). Principal and teacher got canned LOL My daughter had taken it upon herself to go to her grandma’s to that school district, so the grade never got fixed :( - this was high school BTW
两次
这次不一定是我造成的。我跟我的父母谈起我二年级的老师很“古怪”，他们显然也跟那些说过同样的话的孩子的父母谈起过。她有时对我们这些孩子很刻薄，很讨厌，但有时也很可爱。她今天把一个孩子当宠物第二天就会背叛他们。
当父母（我的父亲是一名社会工作者）调查时，发现这名妇女正在滥用某种处方药—遭到解雇。于是我有了一位我深爱的二年级新老师。
第二次，我的一个老师因为对我的孩子有类似的行为而被开除了。事实上，那女人当着我的面撒谎了，学校校长无视我的要求，要求她给我的孩子一个及格分数（她说我女朋友没有补交家庭作业，当我拿到老师批注的副本，上面写着她已经收到了我女儿的作业时，她就利用这一点来让我的孩子不及格）。这也发生在其他孩子身上，所以我们聚在一起，给州教育委员会和一位来自我们镇的州参议员写了一封信（他曾是这里的初中老师）。校长和老师都被解雇了。哈哈，我女儿自己去了她奶奶家的那个学区，所以成绩一直没有改（顺便说一句，这是高中。）
Once was not necessarily me. I talked about my 2nd grade teacher being ‘weird’ to my parents, and they apparently talked to other parents whose kids said the same things. She was mean and nasty to us kids, sometimes, but other times sweet as could be. She’d make a pet of a kid one day only to turn on them the next.
When parents (my dad leading the pack, being a social worker), investigated, it was found this woman was abusing some kind of prescxtion drug. Fired. I got a new 2nd grade teacher that I loved dearly.
Second time, I got a teacher fired for behaving very similarly towards MY child. The woman lied to my face, in fact. The principal of the school ignored my demands that she be forced to give my child a passing grade (she’d claimed my girl hadn’t done a make-up homework assignment when I had the copy of the TEACHER’s note stating she’d received my daughter’s assignment - she used that to fail my child). This had happened to other kids too, so we got together and wrote a letter to the State Board of Education, and a state senator who came from our town (who had been a junior high teacher here). Principal and teacher got canned LOL My daughter had taken it upon herself to go to her grandma’s to that school district, so the grade never got fixed :( - this was high school BTW
两次
这次不一定是我造成的。我跟我的父母谈起我二年级的老师很“古怪”，他们显然也跟那些说过同样的话的孩子的父母谈起过。她有时对我们这些孩子很刻薄，很讨厌，但有时也很可爱。她今天把一个孩子当宠物第二天就会背叛他们。
当父母（我的父亲是一名社会工作者）调查时，发现这名妇女正在滥用某种处方药—遭到解雇。于是我有了一位我深爱的二年级新老师。
第二次，我的一个老师因为对我的孩子有类似的行为而被开除了。事实上，那女人当着我的面撒谎了，学校校长无视我的要求，要求她给我的孩子一个及格分数（她说我女朋友没有补交家庭作业，当我拿到老师批注的副本，上面写着她已经收到了我女儿的作业时，她就利用这一点来让我的孩子不及格）。这也发生在其他孩子身上，所以我们聚在一起，给州教育委员会和一位来自我们镇的州参议员写了一封信（他曾是这里的初中老师）。校长和老师都被解雇了。哈哈，我女儿自己去了她奶奶家的那个学区，所以成绩一直没有改（顺便说一句，这是高中。）
Frank Aaron, Medical Records Clerk at U.S. Army (2018-present)
Frank Aaron，美国陆军医疗记录员(2018年至今)
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Frank Aaron，美国陆军医疗记录员(2018年至今)
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Oh yeah. I’m not proud of it and I instantly regretted it the second I hung up with the middle school administrator informing him that their award winning, prized English teacher was a meth addict who would drive to the nearby car wash during lunch and get high. I felt my stomach turn as he thanked me for the call and hung up. What was wrong with me? I thought I’d feel great. After all, I had just ruined the life of the man my fiancée had been cheating on me with! But I just felt like I had made a huge mistake. I started trying to talk my brain into feeling good about what I had done.
“Fuck that guy! He deserves it. He shouldn’t be teaching young kids tweaked out of his mind. ” I chuckled at the silliness of that last one but even humor didn’t help.
I called the school back and had them reach the same administrator I had spoken to before. I told him that what I reported was true but that he should know that I’m not a concerned parent but a vindictive, angry, man betrayed by my fiancée and he was the man who had wrecked my home. My fiancé had told me about his addiction back when I found out about her infidelity as she explained that she was trying to help him get and stay clean. I begged him to take that into account as by all reports his drug use did not affect his ability to be a great teacher loved by his students at a school in desperate need for good teachers. I was thanked again for my honesty and told that he had confessed about his use immediately upon being confronted and they had fired him until successful completion of a rehab program. I know he relapsed before starting the program. Not sure if he ever completed rehab but I know 2 years later he still wasn’t teaching anywhere.
Ugh, I feel it now still; self hatred, regret and shame.
哦，是的。我并不为此感到自豪，而且当我挂断与中学管理员的电话时，我立即感到后悔，因为告诉他他们获奖的、备受赞誉的英语老师是一名冰毒成瘾者，他会在午餐时间开车去附近的洗车场，然后嗑药。他感谢我给他打电话，然后挂断了电话，我感到胃里一阵翻腾。我做错什么了吗？我想我会感觉很棒，毕竟，我刚刚毁了导致我未婚妻背叛我的那个男人的生活！但我觉得我犯了个大错。 我开始试图说服我的大脑对我所做的事情感到满意。
“去他妈的那个家伙！他活该。思想被扭曲了的他不应该教那些孩子。有人不会想到孩子们吗？”我对这种愚蠢的行为轻声笑了起来，但即使是幽默也无济于事。
我给学校回了电话，让他们联系我之前联系过的那位管理员。我告诉他，我说的都是真的，但他应该知道，我不是一个忧心忡忡的家长，而是一个复仇心重、愤怒的人，一个被我的未婚妻背叛的人，他就是那个毁了我的家的人。我的未婚夫告诉我，当我发现她不忠的时候，我的未婚妻告诉我他上瘾了，因为她解释说她试图帮助他戒毒。我恳求他考虑到这一点，因为所有的报告都说他吸毒并没有影响他成为一名好老师的能力，而这所学校急需好老师，他的学生们都喜欢他。他们再次感谢我的诚实，并告诉我，他在被质问后立即坦白了自己的吸毒行为，他们已经解雇了他，直到他成功地完成了康复项目。我知道他在开始治疗前复发了。我不确定他是否完成了康复治疗，但我知道两年后他仍然没有在任何地方教学。
啊，我现在还能感觉到;憎恨，后悔和羞愧。
“Fuck that guy! He deserves it. He shouldn’t be teaching young kids tweaked out of his mind. ” I chuckled at the silliness of that last one but even humor didn’t help.
I called the school back and had them reach the same administrator I had spoken to before. I told him that what I reported was true but that he should know that I’m not a concerned parent but a vindictive, angry, man betrayed by my fiancée and he was the man who had wrecked my home. My fiancé had told me about his addiction back when I found out about her infidelity as she explained that she was trying to help him get and stay clean. I begged him to take that into account as by all reports his drug use did not affect his ability to be a great teacher loved by his students at a school in desperate need for good teachers. I was thanked again for my honesty and told that he had confessed about his use immediately upon being confronted and they had fired him until successful completion of a rehab program. I know he relapsed before starting the program. Not sure if he ever completed rehab but I know 2 years later he still wasn’t teaching anywhere.
Ugh, I feel it now still; self hatred, regret and shame.
哦，是的。我并不为此感到自豪，而且当我挂断与中学管理员的电话时，我立即感到后悔，因为告诉他他们获奖的、备受赞誉的英语老师是一名冰毒成瘾者，他会在午餐时间开车去附近的洗车场，然后嗑药。他感谢我给他打电话，然后挂断了电话，我感到胃里一阵翻腾。我做错什么了吗？我想我会感觉很棒，毕竟，我刚刚毁了导致我未婚妻背叛我的那个男人的生活！但我觉得我犯了个大错。 我开始试图说服我的大脑对我所做的事情感到满意。
“去他妈的那个家伙！他活该。思想被扭曲了的他不应该教那些孩子。有人不会想到孩子们吗？”我对这种愚蠢的行为轻声笑了起来，但即使是幽默也无济于事。
我给学校回了电话，让他们联系我之前联系过的那位管理员。我告诉他，我说的都是真的，但他应该知道，我不是一个忧心忡忡的家长，而是一个复仇心重、愤怒的人，一个被我的未婚妻背叛的人，他就是那个毁了我的家的人。我的未婚夫告诉我，当我发现她不忠的时候，我的未婚妻告诉我他上瘾了，因为她解释说她试图帮助他戒毒。我恳求他考虑到这一点，因为所有的报告都说他吸毒并没有影响他成为一名好老师的能力，而这所学校急需好老师，他的学生们都喜欢他。他们再次感谢我的诚实，并告诉我，他在被质问后立即坦白了自己的吸毒行为，他们已经解雇了他，直到他成功地完成了康复项目。我知道他在开始治疗前复发了。我不确定他是否完成了康复治疗，但我知道两年后他仍然没有在任何地方教学。
啊，我现在还能感觉到;憎恨，后悔和羞愧。
Moshe Katz, A student for over 22 years, and a teacher for five of them
摩西·卡茨，当了22年的学生，还当了5年的老师
摩西·卡茨，当了22年的学生，还当了5年的老师
In 9th grade, my class got this guy fired.
He was the absolute worst science teacher we had ever had. On the very first day of school, we all went to the principal’s office to complain about him. Some of us even said “he’s clearly a fraud.” Of course, the principal just assumed that we were having the typical student reaction to a strict teacher and ignored us.
He then spent the year lying to us about everything. When he said things that contradicted our textbook (Biology), we would confront him about it and he would say “the textbook is clearly wrong.” (I know that it’s possible for a textbook to be wrong, but he was clearly making things up. We repeated the cow eyeball dissection lab that we had done in 7th grade (“Life Science” class - a.k.a. “Biology lite”) and he misidentified all of the parts of the eyeball.) We even enlisted the help of another science teacher to make our case, without much success.
When the administration finally caught on near the end of the year (and after the Board of Education finally heard the rumors and started investigating) and fired him, he first told us that he was leaving because the government wanted him to go be a consultant in Iraq and then the next day told us he was leaving because he was scared of the 17-year Cicadas and wanted to leave before they came out.
九年级的时候，我们班有个家伙被开除了。
他是我们经历过的最糟糕的科学老师。开学的第一天，我们都去校长办公室投诉他。我们中的一些人甚至说，“他显然是个骗子。”当然，校长只是假设我们对一位严格的老师有着典型的学生反应，而忽略了我们。
然后他花了整整一年的时间对我们撒谎。当他说一些与我们的教科书（生物学）相矛盾的话时，我们会与他对质，他会说“教科书显然是错的。”（我知道教科书可能是错的，但他显然是在编造事实。我们重复了我们在七年级做过的牛眼球解剖实验室(“生命科学”课，也就是“精简生物”课)。关于眼球的所有部分它都认错了。）我们甚至还请了另一位科学老师来帮助我们，但没有多大成功。
当校方终于在年底发现了这一点（在教育委员会最终听到谣言并开始调查之后）发现并解雇了他，他一开始告诉我们，他要离开是因为政府想让他去伊拉克做顾问，第二天又告诉我们，他要离开是因为他害怕17年的蝉，想在它们出来之前离开。
He was the absolute worst science teacher we had ever had. On the very first day of school, we all went to the principal’s office to complain about him. Some of us even said “he’s clearly a fraud.” Of course, the principal just assumed that we were having the typical student reaction to a strict teacher and ignored us.
He then spent the year lying to us about everything. When he said things that contradicted our textbook (Biology), we would confront him about it and he would say “the textbook is clearly wrong.” (I know that it’s possible for a textbook to be wrong, but he was clearly making things up. We repeated the cow eyeball dissection lab that we had done in 7th grade (“Life Science” class - a.k.a. “Biology lite”) and he misidentified all of the parts of the eyeball.) We even enlisted the help of another science teacher to make our case, without much success.
When the administration finally caught on near the end of the year (and after the Board of Education finally heard the rumors and started investigating) and fired him, he first told us that he was leaving because the government wanted him to go be a consultant in Iraq and then the next day told us he was leaving because he was scared of the 17-year Cicadas and wanted to leave before they came out.
九年级的时候，我们班有个家伙被开除了。
他是我们经历过的最糟糕的科学老师。开学的第一天，我们都去校长办公室投诉他。我们中的一些人甚至说，“他显然是个骗子。”当然，校长只是假设我们对一位严格的老师有着典型的学生反应，而忽略了我们。
然后他花了整整一年的时间对我们撒谎。当他说一些与我们的教科书（生物学）相矛盾的话时，我们会与他对质，他会说“教科书显然是错的。”（我知道教科书可能是错的，但他显然是在编造事实。我们重复了我们在七年级做过的牛眼球解剖实验室(“生命科学”课，也就是“精简生物”课)。关于眼球的所有部分它都认错了。）我们甚至还请了另一位科学老师来帮助我们，但没有多大成功。
当校方终于在年底发现了这一点（在教育委员会最终听到谣言并开始调查之后）发现并解雇了他，他一开始告诉我们，他要离开是因为政府想让他去伊拉克做顾问，第二天又告诉我们，他要离开是因为他害怕17年的蝉，想在它们出来之前离开。
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