有哪些常识你很晚才发现？
正文翻译
What is common knowledge that you found out way too late?
有哪些常识你很晚才发现？
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What is common knowledge that you found out way too late?
有哪些常识你很晚才发现？
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xjuggernaughtx
Just because I hold an opinion on something doesn't mean that I need to share it. I spent WAY too much of my early adulthood inserting my viewpoint into discussions that I wasn't really a part of.
我对某件事情有意见，并不意味着我就一定要把意见跟别人分享。我刚成年的时候，花了太长时间把自己的观点强行输送给一些并不属于我的讨论之中。
Just because I hold an opinion on something doesn't mean that I need to share it. I spent WAY too much of my early adulthood inserting my viewpoint into discussions that I wasn't really a part of.
我对某件事情有意见，并不意味着我就一定要把意见跟别人分享。我刚成年的时候，花了太长时间把自己的观点强行输送给一些并不属于我的讨论之中。
DakDuck
and this opinion can change any time which is very normal
并且这种意见也是会随着时间改变的，这都很正常。
and this opinion can change any time which is very normal
并且这种意见也是会随着时间改变的，这都很正常。
addangel
also, on the flipside, it’s ok to NOT have an opinion on something. in fact, it is preferable to say “sorry, I’m not educated enough on the subject to have an opinion on it atm” than to just parrot other people’s opinions with no filtering
此外，从另一方面来看，你对于某件事情没有任何的意见也是没问题的。事实上，最好的回答是“不好意思，我受到的教育还不够，目前还没办法对这个话题产生某种意见”，而不是毫不过滤地复述别人的意见。
also, on the flipside, it’s ok to NOT have an opinion on something. in fact, it is preferable to say “sorry, I’m not educated enough on the subject to have an opinion on it atm” than to just parrot other people’s opinions with no filtering
此外，从另一方面来看，你对于某件事情没有任何的意见也是没问题的。事实上，最好的回答是“不好意思，我受到的教育还不够，目前还没办法对这个话题产生某种意见”，而不是毫不过滤地复述别人的意见。
GoodChives
This 100%, and it’s way better to admit this than try and regurgitate things you’ve heard. People will respect you WAY more for admitting you’re not knowledgeable enough on the subject than pretending.
这说的真的太对了。并且比起反刍那些你听见的话，最好承认这一点。人们反而会因为你毫不做作，承认自己对这个话题的了解不够深入而更加尊重你。
This 100%, and it’s way better to admit this than try and regurgitate things you’ve heard. People will respect you WAY more for admitting you’re not knowledgeable enough on the subject than pretending.
这说的真的太对了。并且比起反刍那些你听见的话，最好承认这一点。人们反而会因为你毫不做作，承认自己对这个话题的了解不够深入而更加尊重你。
-tiberius
I learned to hate meetings of social or political groups for that exact reason. Too many people all chiming in, either expanding the scope of the discussion beyond what was laid out or just taking 5 minutes to reaffirm a point already made.
我正是因为这个原因，现在开始讨厌社交群体或政治团体的聚会了。太多的人用同样的语调说话，要么把话题扩展到无关的领域，要么花5分钟的时间把一个早就说的很清楚的观点再说一遍。
I learned to hate meetings of social or political groups for that exact reason. Too many people all chiming in, either expanding the scope of the discussion beyond what was laid out or just taking 5 minutes to reaffirm a point already made.
我正是因为这个原因，现在开始讨厌社交群体或政治团体的聚会了。太多的人用同样的语调说话，要么把话题扩展到无关的领域，要么花5分钟的时间把一个早就说的很清楚的观点再说一遍。
Listen, bro, we're gonna vote anyway. No need to repeat what Scott said earlier. Your voice will be heard with your yea or nay. And no, Jessica, were talking about a campus recycling program, not access to feminine hygiene products in South American hospitals.
得了，兄弟，反正怎么样我们都要投票。没必要再把斯科特说过的话重复一遍。你只需要用投票上的是或否就能传达你的声音了。也闭嘴吧，杰西卡，我们刚才在说的是校园回收项目，不是什么南美医院里的妇女卫生用品问题。
得了，兄弟，反正怎么样我们都要投票。没必要再把斯科特说过的话重复一遍。你只需要用投票上的是或否就能传达你的声音了。也闭嘴吧，杰西卡，我们刚才在说的是校园回收项目，不是什么南美医院里的妇女卫生用品问题。
17racecar71
I just hate meetings of all kinds. There’s always that one person who talks too much and has stupid ideas (or spends the entire time throwing everyone under the bus)
我现在痛恨一切类型的会议。总是有个人在拼命地说话，并且想法非常愚蠢（或者把时间花在甩锅给别人上面）。
I just hate meetings of all kinds. There’s always that one person who talks too much and has stupid ideas (or spends the entire time throwing everyone under the bus)
我现在痛恨一切类型的会议。总是有个人在拼命地说话，并且想法非常愚蠢（或者把时间花在甩锅给别人上面）。
Working sucks. I shoulda been a cowboy
工作真糟心。我应该当个牛仔。
工作真糟心。我应该当个牛仔。
moveslikejaguar
You just described half the reddit user base in 2 sentences
你刚刚用两句话描述了一半的reddit用户。
You just described half the reddit user base in 2 sentences
你刚刚用两句话描述了一半的reddit用户。
ThrowawayUk4200
"Opinions are like arseholes. Everybody has one but that doesnt mean we need to hear it"
“意见就像屁眼。所有人都有，但没必要给大伙看。”
"Opinions are like arseholes. Everybody has one but that doesnt mean we need to hear it"
“意见就像屁眼。所有人都有，但没必要给大伙看。”
Thats the phrase for this that stuck with me over the years
关于这点，这句话陪了我好几年。
关于这点，这句话陪了我好几年。
RSBennett
Does this need to be said? Does this need to be said right now? Does this need to be said right now by me?
这句话需要有人说吗？这句话需要现在说吗？这句话需要现在由我来说吗？
Does this need to be said? Does this need to be said right now? Does this need to be said right now by me?
这句话需要有人说吗？这句话需要现在说吗？这句话需要现在由我来说吗？
RandomDude762
might get downvoted for this, but i feel like that is a main reason why social media is more progressive, because it is mainly used by younger people that have not learned this lesson yet
可能会被踩，但我想这就是社交媒体总体上更进步的原因，因为用户主要都是一群还没有经历过的年轻人。
might get downvoted for this, but i feel like that is a main reason why social media is more progressive, because it is mainly used by younger people that have not learned this lesson yet
可能会被踩，但我想这就是社交媒体总体上更进步的原因，因为用户主要都是一群还没有经历过的年轻人。
GKnives
Always get it in writing
永远用书面形式写下来。
Always get it in writing
永远用书面形式写下来。
gloworm8675309
CYA- Cover Your Ass. Learned that when I was a social worker for 10 years & horribly abused by my bosses & clients. I work an office job now doing data entry & the younger employees find it odd that I save so many emails. I want proof of EVERYTHING so I can go back and point out SEE! You DID agree. It's saved me enough that people trust my credibility and will come to me first if there's confusion in anything.
给自己留好后路。我在当了10年的社会工作者，被我的老板和客户严重欺负之后才学会这一点。现在我在办公室做数据记录的工作，年轻的雇员总是觉得我很奇怪，因为我保存了太多的邮件。我只是想要一切事件的证据，这样被人骂了之后我就可以回去指出来，看见没？你确实同意了。这不仅救了我，而且也让人们对我更加信任，并且如果任何事情有疑惑，他们首先都会来找我。
CYA- Cover Your Ass. Learned that when I was a social worker for 10 years & horribly abused by my bosses & clients. I work an office job now doing data entry & the younger employees find it odd that I save so many emails. I want proof of EVERYTHING so I can go back and point out SEE! You DID agree. It's saved me enough that people trust my credibility and will come to me first if there's confusion in anything.
给自己留好后路。我在当了10年的社会工作者，被我的老板和客户严重欺负之后才学会这一点。现在我在办公室做数据记录的工作，年轻的雇员总是觉得我很奇怪，因为我保存了太多的邮件。我只是想要一切事件的证据，这样被人骂了之后我就可以回去指出来，看见没？你确实同意了。这不仅救了我，而且也让人们对我更加信任，并且如果任何事情有疑惑，他们首先都会来找我。
Kirjyy
A boss of mine who is really above me in the compagny asked me "why the fuck did you do that?! That's nonsense and now it's making a fucking mess!"
我有个上司在公司里比我的位置高很多，他曾经问我，“你他妈到底为什么要这么做？根本就不合理，并且现在一切都乱了套了！”
A boss of mine who is really above me in the compagny asked me "why the fuck did you do that?! That's nonsense and now it's making a fucking mess!"
我有个上司在公司里比我的位置高很多，他曾经问我，“你他妈到底为什么要这么做？根本就不合理，并且现在一切都乱了套了！”
I forwarded an email that we exchanged 6 years ago where he specifically asked for this, and where I answered I disagree because it was something that would cause trouble. And the answer where he said that it wasn't me to decide and I had no other choice than doing this.
于是我找到了6年前的一份电子邮件，他特别要求了我做这件事，我当时的回信是不同意，因为可能会造成麻烦。他的回复是我没有决定的权力，只能接着去做这件事。
于是我找到了6年前的一份电子邮件，他特别要求了我做这件事，我当时的回信是不同意，因为可能会造成麻烦。他的回复是我没有决定的权力，只能接着去做这件事。
Never been questioned again.
此后再也没被质疑过。
此后再也没被质疑过。
CallsMePapi
Had to be satisfying af!
这得多爽啊
Had to be satisfying af!
这得多爽啊
Kirjyy
Yes it was. First when he complained, I wasn't sure I had proof that he asked. When I found the email, and could forward him, I was really happy
没错，确实很爽。一开始他跟我抱怨的时候，我还不确定自己有证据。后来找到了电子邮件，推送给他的时候，我真的非常开心。
Yes it was. First when he complained, I wasn't sure I had proof that he asked. When I found the email, and could forward him, I was really happy
没错，确实很爽。一开始他跟我抱怨的时候，我还不确定自己有证据。后来找到了电子邮件，推送给他的时候，我真的非常开心。
CowntChockula
Must have felt like Indiana Jones finding a legendary artifact.
这感觉肯定就像是印第安纳琼斯找到了一件传说中的遗物一样。
Must have felt like Indiana Jones finding a legendary artifact.
这感觉肯定就像是印第安纳琼斯找到了一件传说中的遗物一样。
a_burdie_from_hell
Simply asking "how are you" once in awhile is all it takes to not fall apart from old friends.
想要保持和老朋友之间的联系的话，只需要偶尔问一句“最近过得怎么样”就好。
Simply asking "how are you" once in awhile is all it takes to not fall apart from old friends.
想要保持和老朋友之间的联系的话，只需要偶尔问一句“最近过得怎么样”就好。
RSBennett
Not even old friends. My wife once genuinely thought I was drifting away from her because I didn’t ask her this. From my perspective I could see she was okay, or sad, or happy, or whatever, and I trusted that if she had a concern or something she’d be able to bring it up to me.
不只是老朋友。我老婆有一次特别认真地以为我对她失去兴趣了，只是因为我之前没有问过她这些事。从我自己的角度来看，我是能看出她还不错，或者难过，或者开心，或者别的之类的。并且我也相信，如果她有事情在发愁，那么她会来找我。
Not even old friends. My wife once genuinely thought I was drifting away from her because I didn’t ask her this. From my perspective I could see she was okay, or sad, or happy, or whatever, and I trusted that if she had a concern or something she’d be able to bring it up to me.
不只是老朋友。我老婆有一次特别认真地以为我对她失去兴趣了，只是因为我之前没有问过她这些事。从我自己的角度来看，我是能看出她还不错，或者难过，或者开心，或者别的之类的。并且我也相信，如果她有事情在发愁，那么她会来找我。
It’s not about caring, it’s about showing that you care.
不只是在乎，更要表现出在乎。
不只是在乎，更要表现出在乎。
Disco-Onion
Hard work isn’t always the answer.
努力工作不是唯一的正确答案。
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Hard work isn’t always the answer.
努力工作不是唯一的正确答案。
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When I worked a minimum wage job, I would work hard and not take breaks, so a great job, and always finish early. I just then got told to pick up the slack for the employees who spent their time goofing off. Never got a promotion, raise, or even a “Hey, good job”
我之前干着一份最低工资的工作，但我也非常努力地工作，从不休息，完成得十分出色，总是能提前完成。但是我总是被别人要求，替那些自己摸鱼的员工把他们的工作给补上。从来都没被升职，涨薪过，甚至没人跟我说过“嘿，干得不错”。
我之前干着一份最低工资的工作，但我也非常努力地工作，从不休息，完成得十分出色，总是能提前完成。但是我总是被别人要求，替那些自己摸鱼的员工把他们的工作给补上。从来都没被升职，涨薪过，甚至没人跟我说过“嘿，干得不错”。
No_Citron0618
I hate work environments like that. You literally work as if it’s your own business, going above and beyond; but in the end the mediocre employees are favoured. I don’t get it!
我痛恨这种工作环境。你努力得仿佛那是你自己的企业一样，超出平均水平地工作，但到头来被喜欢的还是那些中庸的雇员。我搞不懂！
I hate work environments like that. You literally work as if it’s your own business, going above and beyond; but in the end the mediocre employees are favoured. I don’t get it!
我痛恨这种工作环境。你努力得仿佛那是你自己的企业一样，超出平均水平地工作，但到头来被喜欢的还是那些中庸的雇员。我搞不懂！
Different-Chest-5716
That when people ask to borrow money especially if it's a friend or family just expect to never see it again.
有人说要跟你借钱，尤其是朋友或者家人这么说的时候，就别指望着再要回这笔钱了。
That when people ask to borrow money especially if it's a friend or family just expect to never see it again.
有人说要跟你借钱，尤其是朋友或者家人这么说的时候，就别指望着再要回这笔钱了。
yours121110
"Every action made in anger ends in sorrow."
“所有在愤怒中采取的行动，最终都会以悲伤告终。”
"Every action made in anger ends in sorrow."
“所有在愤怒中采取的行动，最终都会以悲伤告终。”
An attorney, when I was 24
一名律师，在我24岁时说的话。
一名律师，在我24岁时说的话。
sansaspark
I mean, I’m never sorry after I’ve rage-cleaned.
但我要说，我为了发泄愤怒而打扫卫生之后从来没后悔过。
I mean, I’m never sorry after I’ve rage-cleaned.
但我要说，我为了发泄愤怒而打扫卫生之后从来没后悔过。
Butterwhat
This is the way. I anxiety and rage clean. Lol
太对了。我也是一焦虑就打扫卫生。哈哈哈
This is the way. I anxiety and rage clean. Lol
太对了。我也是一焦虑就打扫卫生。哈哈哈
Red-belliedOrator
Being well-educated in one area doesn't mean that a person can't be a total idiot in other areas.
在某一个领域受过教育，不意味着这个人在其他领域不是彻头彻尾的傻瓜。
Being well-educated in one area doesn't mean that a person can't be a total idiot in other areas.
在某一个领域受过教育，不意味着这个人在其他领域不是彻头彻尾的傻瓜。
Yoschnitzel
Don't make permanent decisions based on temporary feelings.
不要根据你暂时的心情，去做出永久的决策。
Don't make permanent decisions based on temporary feelings.
不要根据你暂时的心情，去做出永久的决策。
SuvenPan
Going too long without sleep can impair your ability to drive the same way as drinking too much alcohol.
太长时间不睡觉，对你驾驶能力造成的损伤和酗酒是一样的。
Going too long without sleep can impair your ability to drive the same way as drinking too much alcohol.
太长时间不睡觉，对你驾驶能力造成的损伤和酗酒是一样的。
Enoemos910
Very true. The only accident I've ever been involved in was a couple weeks after my best friend very suddenly died, and I was averaging an hour of sleep a night. I don't even remember the accident itself, but I'm told I didn't even slow down. I just drove straight through a red light and got t-boned. I don't think I fell asleep at the wheel, but I was definitely out of it. Thank God everyone was okay, but both cars were totalled. Never driving when I'm that tired again.
很对。我这辈子唯一经历过的一场交通事故，就是我最好的朋友突然去世之后的几个星期，当时我每晚可能只睡一个小时。我都不记得那场事故本身了，但是有人跟我说我连刹车都没踩。我径直向红灯开了过去，被人从侧面撞上了。我不记得自己是不是睡着了，但是我的注意力绝对不在路上。谢天谢地所有人都没事，但两辆车都报销了。以后再也不会这么累的时候开车了。
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Very true. The only accident I've ever been involved in was a couple weeks after my best friend very suddenly died, and I was averaging an hour of sleep a night. I don't even remember the accident itself, but I'm told I didn't even slow down. I just drove straight through a red light and got t-boned. I don't think I fell asleep at the wheel, but I was definitely out of it. Thank God everyone was okay, but both cars were totalled. Never driving when I'm that tired again.
很对。我这辈子唯一经历过的一场交通事故，就是我最好的朋友突然去世之后的几个星期，当时我每晚可能只睡一个小时。我都不记得那场事故本身了，但是有人跟我说我连刹车都没踩。我径直向红灯开了过去，被人从侧面撞上了。我不记得自己是不是睡着了，但是我的注意力绝对不在路上。谢天谢地所有人都没事，但两辆车都报销了。以后再也不会这么累的时候开车了。
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Jesweez
Ok.. this almost happened to me a couple weeks ago.
好吧……我差点也遇上了这种事。
Ok.. this almost happened to me a couple weeks ago.
好吧……我差点也遇上了这种事。
I was in a period of work that was particularly stressful and so I was not sleeping well for a week or so. One day I woke up just super tired. But I went to the grocery store in my car.
我当时正处于一段压力非常大的工作时期，所以有大概一个星期左右没有睡好觉。有一天我起床之后累得要命，但还是开着车去超市了。
我当时正处于一段压力非常大的工作时期，所以有大概一个星期左右没有睡好觉。有一天我起床之后累得要命，但还是开着车去超市了。
Well, my tired brain didn’t even register a red light and I drive right fucking through it. This is embarrassing to admit and I feel like such an asshole for causing the situation. But I swear I just did not perceive at all that I was crossing a red light, even though I’m normally an excellent driver (never had one incident). I almost got t boned but the other car squealed to a stop just in time.
我疲倦的大脑甚至没认出来红灯，我径直就开过去了。承认这件事真的很尴尬，并且我觉得导致了这一切的自己就是个混蛋。但我发誓，我只是真的没意识到自己在闯红灯，尽管平常的时候我都是一个非常出色的司机（从来没发生过交通事故哦）。我差点就被拦腰撞上了，但另一辆车踩了急刹车，及时停住了。
我疲倦的大脑甚至没认出来红灯，我径直就开过去了。承认这件事真的很尴尬，并且我觉得导致了这一切的自己就是个混蛋。但我发誓，我只是真的没意识到自己在闯红灯，尽管平常的时候我都是一个非常出色的司机（从来没发生过交通事故哦）。我差点就被拦腰撞上了，但另一辆车踩了急刹车，及时停住了。
When you’re sleep deprived, you actually feel much more capable than you truly are, it’s a known effect. We really need to get this message out more about how dangerous sleep deprived driving is.
当你非常困的时候，你感觉到的自己的能力会比你真正的能力要更强，这是众所周知的效果。我们真的需要让更多人知道在缺觉的情况下开车究竟有多危险。
当你非常困的时候，你感觉到的自己的能力会比你真正的能力要更强，这是众所周知的效果。我们真的需要让更多人知道在缺觉的情况下开车究竟有多危险。
SuvenPan
Your oral health is just as important as your general health.
你的口腔健康和你的身体健康一样重要。
Your oral health is just as important as your general health.
你的口腔健康和你的身体健康一样重要。
EmperorZurg14
That you can actually say no to your parents.
你其实可以对你的父母说不。
That you can actually say no to your parents.
你其实可以对你的父母说不。
Tramelo
After a certain age, the decisions you make for yourself will make you happier instead of the ones your parents make for you
在过了特定的年龄之后，你为自己做出的决定，比起那些父母为你做出的决定，会让你更加开心。
After a certain age, the decisions you make for yourself will make you happier instead of the ones your parents make for you
在过了特定的年龄之后，你为自己做出的决定，比起那些父母为你做出的决定，会让你更加开心。
BookOf_Eli
Sometimes regardless of how good a person you are, how hard you try, and how sincere you feel. There are people who will mistreat and take advantage of you. And more importantly them doing that usually isn’t your fault. It’s more often a product of who they are and wasn’t as personal or important of a choice for them as it will feel for you.
有时候不论你这个人有多善良，或者你有多尽力，或者你感觉自己多真诚，仍然会有人用恶意对待你，占你的便宜。并且更重要的是，他们做这种事往往不是你自己的错。而是他们的性格使然，并且他们对此感到的往往没有你那么严重。
Sometimes regardless of how good a person you are, how hard you try, and how sincere you feel. There are people who will mistreat and take advantage of you. And more importantly them doing that usually isn’t your fault. It’s more often a product of who they are and wasn’t as personal or important of a choice for them as it will feel for you.
有时候不论你这个人有多善良，或者你有多尽力，或者你感觉自己多真诚，仍然会有人用恶意对待你，占你的便宜。并且更重要的是，他们做这种事往往不是你自己的错。而是他们的性格使然，并且他们对此感到的往往没有你那么严重。
Caretoomuch_9430
"Be a good person but don't waste time to prove it"
“当个好人，但别浪费时间证明这一点。”
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"Be a good person but don't waste time to prove it"
“当个好人，但别浪费时间证明这一点。”
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blankslate_fullplate
People can break your trust quickly, even when you thought you knew them well.
人们可以很快打破你的信任，就算是那些你觉得很了解的人。
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People can break your trust quickly, even when you thought you knew them well.
人们可以很快打破你的信任，就算是那些你觉得很了解的人。
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CheekyOnion64
Percentages are reversible. So 8% of 25 is the same thing as 25% of 8 and sometimes the reverse is easier to calculate.
百分比是可以反向计算的。25的8%和8的25%是一个东西，有时候反过来算更方便一点。
Percentages are reversible. So 8% of 25 is the same thing as 25% of 8 and sometimes the reverse is easier to calculate.
百分比是可以反向计算的。25的8%和8的25%是一个东西，有时候反过来算更方便一点。
Boam5thocb
This goes for calculating birthdays as well: If they had their birthday already this year;
这和计算生日也是一样的：如果今年他们已经过了生日的话，
This goes for calculating birthdays as well: If they had their birthday already this year;
这和计算生日也是一样的：如果今年他们已经过了生日的话，
30 year old was born in 1992, 92 year old was born in 1930
那么今年30岁的就是1992年出生，今年92岁的就是1930年出生。
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那么今年30岁的就是1992年出生，今年92岁的就是1930年出生。
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45 year old was born in 1977, 77 year old was born in 1945
今年45岁的是1977年出生，今年77岁的就是1945年出生。
今年45岁的是1977年出生，今年77岁的就是1945年出生。
onehalfofacouple
My idiot monkey brain wants to immediately challenge you on this because it FEELS like bullshit. But God damn I learned something cool today.
我愚蠢的猿猴脑子下意识地想要抬杠，因为这感觉像是在扯淡。但我的天哪我竟然真学到了厉害的东西。
My idiot monkey brain wants to immediately challenge you on this because it FEELS like bullshit. But God damn I learned something cool today.
我愚蠢的猿猴脑子下意识地想要抬杠，因为这感觉像是在扯淡。但我的天哪我竟然真学到了厉害的东西。
Ok_Chocolate3253
Just because they're older than you, doesn't make them more mature. Would've saved me from an entire marriage
仅仅因为他们的年龄比你大一些，不意味着他们就更加成熟。我本可以避免一场婚姻。
Just because they're older than you, doesn't make them more mature. Would've saved me from an entire marriage
仅仅因为他们的年龄比你大一些，不意味着他们就更加成熟。我本可以避免一场婚姻。
spryfigure
Some people who are twenty years older than you don't have 20 years of additional life experience, they just have one year repeated for twenty times.
一些比你大20岁的人并没有比你多20年的人生经验，他们只是把一年重复了20遍而已。
Some people who are twenty years older than you don't have 20 years of additional life experience, they just have one year repeated for twenty times.
一些比你大20岁的人并没有比你多20年的人生经验，他们只是把一年重复了20遍而已。
whippedcreamcheese
There’s no rules to doing chores. You can make it more fun if you want to. For no reason I forgot that I could watch a tv show while I fold laundry and I didn’t have to just sit there and do it.
做家务没有规则。你想做得有趣一点也没问题。我竟然忘了自己可以一边看电视一边叠衣服，没必要坐在那里干叠。
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There’s no rules to doing chores. You can make it more fun if you want to. For no reason I forgot that I could watch a tv show while I fold laundry and I didn’t have to just sit there and do it.
做家务没有规则。你想做得有趣一点也没问题。我竟然忘了自己可以一边看电视一边叠衣服，没必要坐在那里干叠。
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BubbhaJebus
I listen to music or podcasts while doing the dishes, gardening, or cleaning up. It adds a lot of enjoyment to otherwise tedious tasks.
我会在洗碗，照顾花园或者打扫房间的时候听音乐或是广播。这会给那些繁重无聊的工作增加不少乐趣。
I listen to music or podcasts while doing the dishes, gardening, or cleaning up. It adds a lot of enjoyment to otherwise tedious tasks.
我会在洗碗，照顾花园或者打扫房间的时候听音乐或是广播。这会给那些繁重无聊的工作增加不少乐趣。
Ekgladiator
This tip also applies to work in some aspects! Have to install windows on fifty machines? Thank God for audiobooks lol
这个妙招在工作上也同样适用！需要在50台电脑上安装windows？谢天谢地我有有声书哈哈哈
This tip also applies to work in some aspects! Have to install windows on fifty machines? Thank God for audiobooks lol
这个妙招在工作上也同样适用！需要在50台电脑上安装windows？谢天谢地我有有声书哈哈哈
Nimbous
That gargling saltwater works way better than cough drops for colds and sore throats.
感冒嗓子疼的时候，用盐水漱口比止咳糖浆有用的多。
That gargling saltwater works way better than cough drops for colds and sore throats.
感冒嗓子疼的时候，用盐水漱口比止咳糖浆有用的多。
Biggierob
Something I can contribute to! Streptococcus bacteria cannot grow in a salty environment. Gargling with salt water will help stave off a strep infection while your immune system kicks up.
这个我能说两句！链球菌是无法在盐分高的环境下增长的。用盐水漱口可以在你的免疫系统重启时帮忙赶走一些感染。
Something I can contribute to! Streptococcus bacteria cannot grow in a salty environment. Gargling with salt water will help stave off a strep infection while your immune system kicks up.
这个我能说两句！链球菌是无法在盐分高的环境下增长的。用盐水漱口可以在你的免疫系统重启时帮忙赶走一些感染。
CoolPotatoTomato
Time goes by fast
时间流逝得很快
Time goes by fast
时间流逝得很快
whosthedoginthisscen
Days go by slowly; years go by quickly.
一天过得很慢，一年过得很快。
Days go by slowly; years go by quickly.
一天过得很慢，一年过得很快。
runningtheclinic
And it goes faster the older you get.
并且你年纪越大，时间就过得越快。
And it goes faster the older you get.
并且你年纪越大，时间就过得越快。
ProfitsOfProphets
I'm on the cusp of 40. My uncle told me, "As soon as you turn 40, you're 60 in just a few years. Whatever you want to do, do it now."
我马上就要40岁了。我的叔叔曾经跟我说过，“等你到40岁，没几年你就60岁了。不论你想要做什么，趁现在赶紧去做。”
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I'm on the cusp of 40. My uncle told me, "As soon as you turn 40, you're 60 in just a few years. Whatever you want to do, do it now."
我马上就要40岁了。我的叔叔曾经跟我说过，“等你到40岁，没几年你就60岁了。不论你想要做什么，趁现在赶紧去做。”
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BonsaiDiver
56 year old checking in...your uncle is correct.
今年56岁的冒个泡……你叔叔说得对。
56 year old checking in...your uncle is correct.
今年56岁的冒个泡……你叔叔说得对。
RHOrpie
45-year-old here. Can confirm.
今年45岁。可以证实。
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45-year-old here. Can confirm.
今年45岁。可以证实。
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Oh wait, I'm 50.
哦等等，我50岁了
哦等等，我50岁了
Fenweekooo
i went to bed 23 and woke up 37 :( good to know it only gets faster from here :/ lol
我记得上床睡觉的时候还是23岁，醒来就37岁了。很高兴知道从此之后只会越来越快，哈哈。
i went to bed 23 and woke up 37 :( good to know it only gets faster from here :/ lol
我记得上床睡觉的时候还是23岁，醒来就37岁了。很高兴知道从此之后只会越来越快，哈哈。
methodangel
If I sleep with the wrong pillow, I wake up feeling 68 and like someone threw me down 8 flights of stairs.
如果我睡的枕头不对，那么我醒来的时候会觉得自己已经68岁了，并且好像有人从八阶楼梯上把我扔下去了一样。
If I sleep with the wrong pillow, I wake up feeling 68 and like someone threw me down 8 flights of stairs.
如果我睡的枕头不对，那么我醒来的时候会觉得自己已经68岁了，并且好像有人从八阶楼梯上把我扔下去了一样。
Available_Cod_6735
I am 61. If you eat well, exercise everyday and drink moderately you can get that down to 4 flights.
我今年61岁。如果你吃好喝好，每天认真锻炼，不酗酒的话，那么你可以把8级台阶减少到4级。
I am 61. If you eat well, exercise everyday and drink moderately you can get that down to 4 flights.
我今年61岁。如果你吃好喝好，每天认真锻炼，不酗酒的话，那么你可以把8级台阶减少到4级。
geckospots
I laughed a lot at this and then cried because I woke up with a sore shoulder from sleeping wrong.
我看到这条笑得不行，然后就哭了，因为我今早起床的时候就因为睡眠姿势不对，肩膀酸疼。
I laughed a lot at this and then cried because I woke up with a sore shoulder from sleeping wrong.
我看到这条笑得不行，然后就哭了，因为我今早起床的时候就因为睡眠姿势不对，肩膀酸疼。
thesomethingfox
Basic living skills
基本的生活能力
Basic living skills
基本的生活能力
My parents were hoarders and neglected me growing up, we lived in filth and wore dirty clothes, rarely bathed etc. So I never learned what goes into keeping a house clean, or good hygiene practices, or the basic skills needed for normal life.
我的父母都有囤积癖，我从小就没被他们管过，我们住的地方也脏，穿的衣服也脏，基本从来不洗澡。所以我根本就不知道该怎样才能让房间干净，什么是好的卫生习惯，或者正常生活需要哪些技能。
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我的父母都有囤积癖，我从小就没被他们管过，我们住的地方也脏，穿的衣服也脏，基本从来不洗澡。所以我根本就不知道该怎样才能让房间干净，什么是好的卫生习惯，或者正常生活需要哪些技能。
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I know "in theory" how to do those things now, but the underlying core organizational, management, etc skills still aren't there. It's kinda hard to explain but it just feels like there will always be a gap for me.
现在我知道“理论上”这些事情该怎么做了，但是背后那些核心的组织和管理能力仍然不存在。可能有点难解释，但是我觉得好像对我来说永远会有一道坎儿。
现在我知道“理论上”这些事情该怎么做了，但是背后那些核心的组织和管理能力仍然不存在。可能有点难解释，但是我觉得好像对我来说永远会有一道坎儿。
harbison215
Up keep on a modest sized single family home is a part to full time job in itself. I went from a condo to a place that is a little bit bigger, has a yard, a lawn with landscaping and needed to be modernized. It’s been quiet the lesson learning how much time and effort you actually have to spend to keep the place in decent shape.
维护好一个中等规模的家庭，本身就算是全职工作了。我从公寓搬到了一个稍微大一点，有草坪和景观，并且需要现代化改造的地方。我学到的第一课就是，为了让这地方保持在看上去不错的状态，究竟要花费多少的时间和精力。
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Up keep on a modest sized single family home is a part to full time job in itself. I went from a condo to a place that is a little bit bigger, has a yard, a lawn with landscaping and needed to be modernized. It’s been quiet the lesson learning how much time and effort you actually have to spend to keep the place in decent shape.
维护好一个中等规模的家庭，本身就算是全职工作了。我从公寓搬到了一个稍微大一点，有草坪和景观，并且需要现代化改造的地方。我学到的第一课就是，为了让这地方保持在看上去不错的状态，究竟要花费多少的时间和精力。
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SourTarte
Bit late to this but a university lecturer once said "Practice doesn't make perfect, it makes permanent."
虽然有点晚了，但是有一位大学教授曾经说过，“练习不会带来完美，只会带来习惯。”
Bit late to this but a university lecturer once said "Practice doesn't make perfect, it makes permanent."
虽然有点晚了，但是有一位大学教授曾经说过，“练习不会带来完美，只会带来习惯。”
Make sure you're learning the right way to do things as much as you can, because otherwise those bad habits will take longer to change.
所以请务必尽量保证你学到的都是正确的做事情的方式，因为要不然的话那些糟糕的习惯要花更长的时间才能改掉。
所以请务必尽量保证你学到的都是正确的做事情的方式，因为要不然的话那些糟糕的习惯要花更长的时间才能改掉。
Accurate_Leg_2447
Tell the police nothing. Tell the paramedic everything.
什么都不要告诉警察。什么都不要瞒着急诊医生。
Tell the police nothing. Tell the paramedic everything.
什么都不要告诉警察。什么都不要瞒着急诊医生。
eljefino
and if you use/abuse opiates tell your anesthesiologist.
而且如果你用或者抽阿片类药物的话，一定要提前告诉麻醉师。
and if you use/abuse opiates tell your anesthesiologist.
而且如果你用或者抽阿片类药物的话，一定要提前告诉麻醉师。
Jiwalk88
Or any substance abuse for that matter. If not you might not get enough medication to achieve the desired anesthesia or pain management.
任何类似的药物滥用也都要说。如果你不说，你就得不到足够的剂量实现需要的麻醉或是止痛。
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Or any substance abuse for that matter. If not you might not get enough medication to achieve the desired anesthesia or pain management.
任何类似的药物滥用也都要说。如果你不说，你就得不到足够的剂量实现需要的麻醉或是止痛。
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cosne18
Yes! My husband is a paramedic and he gets so frustrated when folks are beating around the bush about what they took or take. Especially if it's someone who called to save a friend from an OD. Paramedics don't give af and wont tell the cops, tell them everything!
没错！我的丈夫就是急诊医生，每次遇到有人就是不愿意说自己吸了什么的时候他都会很生气。尤其是有人打电话想要救一个吸毒过量的朋友的时候。医生根本就不在乎，也不会打电话给警察，告诉他们！
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Yes! My husband is a paramedic and he gets so frustrated when folks are beating around the bush about what they took or take. Especially if it's someone who called to save a friend from an OD. Paramedics don't give af and wont tell the cops, tell them everything!
没错！我的丈夫就是急诊医生，每次遇到有人就是不愿意说自己吸了什么的时候他都会很生气。尤其是有人打电话想要救一个吸毒过量的朋友的时候。医生根本就不在乎，也不会打电话给警察，告诉他们！
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Ignoble_profession
Never lie to your doctor or lawyer.
永远不要对你的医生或是律师撒谎。
Never lie to your doctor or lawyer.
永远不要对你的医生或是律师撒谎。
Fifetwo
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.
你有可能一个错也不犯但仍然输掉。这不是什么弱点，这是人生。
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.
你有可能一个错也不犯但仍然输掉。这不是什么弱点，这是人生。
RenaKunisaki
Especially keep this in mind while driving. You can do everything right and still get hit by an idiot.
尤其是要在开车的时候记住这句话。你就算什么事都做对了，仍然会被傻逼撞到。
Especially keep this in mind while driving. You can do everything right and still get hit by an idiot.
尤其是要在开车的时候记住这句话。你就算什么事都做对了，仍然会被傻逼撞到。
RadiantHC
On the flipside it's possible to do everything wrong and still succeed.
反过来看，你就算没有一件事是作对的，也仍然有可能成功。
On the flipside it's possible to do everything wrong and still succeed.
反过来看，你就算没有一件事是作对的，也仍然有可能成功。
Ill-Appointment6494
Never make an important decision if you are hungry or horny.
永远不要在饥饿或者想色色的时候做出重要的决定。
Never make an important decision if you are hungry or horny.
永远不要在饥饿或者想色色的时候做出重要的决定。
Both have a massive impact on your decision making abilities.
这两者对于你的决策制定能力都存在很大的影响。
这两者对于你的决策制定能力都存在很大的影响。
quadruple_negative87
Not sure if common knowledge but win+left or right snaps window to half the screen. Handy when you are referring to 2 different documents or websites at the same time.
我不太确定这是不是常识，但是按住windows徽标键加左或右方向键可以把窗口缩小到一半并贴在一侧。如果你在同时浏览两份不同的文件或者网页的话，非常实用。
Not sure if common knowledge but win+left or right snaps window to half the screen. Handy when you are referring to 2 different documents or websites at the same time.
我不太确定这是不是常识，但是按住windows徽标键加左或右方向键可以把窗口缩小到一半并贴在一侧。如果你在同时浏览两份不同的文件或者网页的话，非常实用。
I learned that last month.
我是上个月学会的。（译注：win+↑是最大化，win+↓是最小化）
我是上个月学会的。（译注：win+↑是最大化，win+↓是最小化）
awfulrunner43434
win + shift + left/right moves the window/application between monitors, if you have more than one
win+shift+←或→可以让窗口或应用在显示器之间移动，如果你有不止一个显示器的话。
win + shift + left/right moves the window/application between monitors, if you have more than one
win+shift+←或→可以让窗口或应用在显示器之间移动，如果你有不止一个显示器的话。
NeedsItRough
Ctrl+shift+t is my favorite to share.
Ctrl+Shift+T是我最喜欢分享的。
Ctrl+shift+t is my favorite to share.
Ctrl+Shift+T是我最喜欢分享的。
It re-opens the last internet tab / window that was closed.
可以把刚刚关闭的浏览器标签页或是窗口重新打开。
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可以把刚刚关闭的浏览器标签页或是窗口重新打开。
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megatronchote
On that note:
顺便说两个：
On that note:
顺便说两个：
Ctrl shift N = Incognito
Ctrl Shift N = 新的无痕浏览窗口
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Ctrl Shift N = 新的无痕浏览窗口
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Ctrl T = New Tab
Ctrl T = 新的标签页
Ctrl T = 新的标签页
Ctrl Shift Home = highlights all text back from the cursor
Ctrl Shift Home = 将光标前面的全部文本高亮选中
Ctrl Shift Home = 将光标前面的全部文本高亮选中
Ctrl Shift End = same but to the end of the cursor
Ctrl Shift End = 将光标后面的全部文本高亮选中
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Ctrl Shift End = 将光标后面的全部文本高亮选中
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EDIT 2: Since you guys seem to like this I wanted to add one that I use all the time, Ctrl+N (where N = 0-9) will take you to the N tab (from left to right, starting with 1 and ending with 0 for the tenth tab)
看你们好像挺喜欢的，我就再加一个我一直用的，Ctrl + n(n是数字键0-9)会让你激活从左至右第n个标签页，1是第一个，0是第十个。
看你们好像挺喜欢的，我就再加一个我一直用的，Ctrl + n(n是数字键0-9)会让你激活从左至右第n个标签页，1是第一个，0是第十个。
Kangaroodle
Headaches, sluggishness, and crankiness are all signs of being hungry. I took medication that made me lose my appetite, and I am not very good at recognizing different types of hunger cues.
头疼，行动迟缓，脾气糟糕，这些都可能是肚子饿了。我吃的药让我没有食欲，并且我不太擅长分清不同的饥饿信号。
Headaches, sluggishness, and crankiness are all signs of being hungry. I took medication that made me lose my appetite, and I am not very good at recognizing different types of hunger cues.
头疼，行动迟缓，脾气糟糕，这些都可能是肚子饿了。我吃的药让我没有食欲，并且我不太擅长分清不同的饥饿信号。
Feeling especially sad, anxious, or guilty late at night means I gotta go to bed. Didn't figure this out at all. I saw the phrase "Never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm" early this year, just before I turned 25.
如果深夜里觉得特别难过，焦虑或者有罪恶感，那你就是该睡觉了。之前从来都没意识到这一点。我今年早些时候，在25岁之前才看到这句话：“永远不要相信你在晚上9点之后对自己人生的看法。”
如果深夜里觉得特别难过，焦虑或者有罪恶感，那你就是该睡觉了。之前从来都没意识到这一点。我今年早些时候，在25岁之前才看到这句话：“永远不要相信你在晚上9点之后对自己人生的看法。”
likeadcriss-
If you feel like you hate the world, get something to eat.
如果你开始感觉痛恨整个世界了，那赶紧找点东西吃。
If you feel like you hate the world, get something to eat.
如果你开始感觉痛恨整个世界了，那赶紧找点东西吃。
If you feel like the world hates you, go to sleep.
如果你开始感觉这个世界都恨你了，那就去睡觉。
如果你开始感觉这个世界都恨你了，那就去睡觉。
gerd50501
you can preserve fresh vegetables by getting plasting containers and putting paper towels on the bottom and the top. it absorbs the water. its the water from condensation that makes them go bad so fast. then just change the paper towels every few days and wipe out the container. Makes them last WAY longer.
你只需要把面巾纸放在塑料盒里的顶部和底部再把新鲜蔬菜放进去，就可以让它放得更久一点。纸巾能吸收水分。蔬菜腐烂得坏，是冷凝水的缘故。所以只需要每过几天换一下面巾纸，并且擦干净塑料盒就可以了。可以让蔬菜保存很久。
you can preserve fresh vegetables by getting plasting containers and putting paper towels on the bottom and the top. it absorbs the water. its the water from condensation that makes them go bad so fast. then just change the paper towels every few days and wipe out the container. Makes them last WAY longer.
你只需要把面巾纸放在塑料盒里的顶部和底部再把新鲜蔬菜放进去，就可以让它放得更久一点。纸巾能吸收水分。蔬菜腐烂得坏，是冷凝水的缘故。所以只需要每过几天换一下面巾纸，并且擦干净塑料盒就可以了。可以让蔬菜保存很久。
i wonder how i am not dead that i did not know this. Especially as a single guy. My fresh veggies can last 3 weeks. I dont have to get little bits and keep going back to the store.
我真不知道自己不懂这个的时候是怎么活下来的，尤其我还单身。现在我的新鲜蔬菜可以保存3个星期了。我用不着总是往商店跑了。
我真不知道自己不懂这个的时候是怎么活下来的，尤其我还单身。现在我的新鲜蔬菜可以保存3个星期了。我用不着总是往商店跑了。
tinyant
Life can literally change forever in the next second, hour or day and that when people say to enjoy every moment of life as if it’s your last, it’s actually good advice to maintain a positive attitude and feel like you have no regrets.
你的生命可能在下一秒，下一小时或明天永远改变，人们说要把人生的每一刻都当成最后一刻去享受，其实是一条好的建议，能够帮助你保持乐观的态度，并且让你觉得自己不会后悔。
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Life can literally change forever in the next second, hour or day and that when people say to enjoy every moment of life as if it’s your last, it’s actually good advice to maintain a positive attitude and feel like you have no regrets.
你的生命可能在下一秒，下一小时或明天永远改变，人们说要把人生的每一刻都当成最后一刻去享受，其实是一条好的建议，能够帮助你保持乐观的态度，并且让你觉得自己不会后悔。
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Edit: Thank you for the upvotes and awards… I’m speaking from personal experience - my SO has been diagnosed with a major issue and the good days are limited, so we are living our best life, just enjoying the simple things.
编辑：感谢你们的点赞和奖赏……我是从个人经历的角度说的，我的另一半确诊了严重的身体问题，我们的好日子已经没几天了，所以我们正在尽力活到最棒，享受所有最简单的事情。
编辑：感谢你们的点赞和奖赏……我是从个人经历的角度说的，我的另一半确诊了严重的身体问题，我们的好日子已经没几天了，所以我们正在尽力活到最棒，享受所有最简单的事情。
sparklingshanaya
Condoms are cheaper than diapers
避孕套比纸尿布便宜。
Condoms are cheaper than diapers
避孕套比纸尿布便宜。
nagol93
Like the ol saying "If you cant afford a condom, you cant afford to NOT use a condom"
就像那句老话一样，“如果你买不起避孕套，你就同样承担不起不用避孕套的后果。”
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Like the ol saying "If you cant afford a condom, you cant afford to NOT use a condom"
就像那句老话一样，“如果你买不起避孕套，你就同样承担不起不用避孕套的后果。”
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AskMeIfImAMagician
Why would you use a diaper as a condom
可为什么要用纸尿裤当避孕套
Why would you use a diaper as a condom
可为什么要用纸尿裤当避孕套
_Arkod_
So she can feel something.
好歹能让她感觉到东西
So she can feel something.
好歹能让她感觉到东西
Aussie_CokeisBest
The direction of the arrow next to your car fuel indicator lets you know what side your filling point is
你汽车的油量表旁边那个箭头的方向，是用来告诉你加油嘴在车子哪一侧的。
The direction of the arrow next to your car fuel indicator lets you know what side your filling point is
你汽车的油量表旁边那个箭头的方向，是用来告诉你加油嘴在车子哪一侧的。
LamarFromColumbus
If you are really committed to making a relationship work, you have to stop worrying about who's right. Winning arguments just isn't important. Stop. Walk away, breathe. Ask yourself if who loaded the dishwasher more times last week is really worth arguing with someone you love over. I bet its not but you may not think that way if you just lash out at any critical comment.
如果你真的希望让一段关系保持下去，那么你就不要再计较谁对谁错。吵架吵赢并不重要。停下，走开，深呼吸。问问自己到底值不值得与你爱的人争论上星期谁洗碗的次数更多。我相信肯定不值得，但如果每次对方批评的时候你都还击，那么你显然不是这么想。
If you are really committed to making a relationship work, you have to stop worrying about who's right. Winning arguments just isn't important. Stop. Walk away, breathe. Ask yourself if who loaded the dishwasher more times last week is really worth arguing with someone you love over. I bet its not but you may not think that way if you just lash out at any critical comment.
如果你真的希望让一段关系保持下去，那么你就不要再计较谁对谁错。吵架吵赢并不重要。停下，走开，深呼吸。问问自己到底值不值得与你爱的人争论上星期谁洗碗的次数更多。我相信肯定不值得，但如果每次对方批评的时候你都还击，那么你显然不是这么想。
yesIdofloss
No one really cares about you. I don't mean that in a bad way. But everyone is so busy thinking about themselves, you are always an after thought.
没人真的在乎你。我不是不好的意思，但所有人都忙着想自己，之后有空才会偶尔想起你。
No one really cares about you. I don't mean that in a bad way. But everyone is so busy thinking about themselves, you are always an after thought.
没人真的在乎你。我不是不好的意思，但所有人都忙着想自己，之后有空才会偶尔想起你。
The most embarrassing thing in your life, probably doesn't matter than much to someone else.
你这辈子做过的最尴尬的事情，或许在别人看来一点也不重要。
你这辈子做过的最尴尬的事情，或许在别人看来一点也不重要。
Bomphilogia
Saving money early in life is a really good idea.
年轻的时候攒钱真的是很棒的主意。
Saving money early in life is a really good idea.
年轻的时候攒钱真的是很棒的主意。
mtsuguy
lefty loosey, rightie tightie. That made my life so much easier1
往左松，往右紧。这让我的生活简单了好多！
lefty loosey, rightie tightie. That made my life so much easier1
往左松，往右紧。这让我的生活简单了好多！
Real_life_Zelda
Germans have their own version of this: „So lang das Deutsche Reich besteht, wird die Schraube rechts gedreht.“ Which is funny because the Deutsche Reich doesn’t exist anymore, but the Schraube is still turned rechts. This saying has survived the passage of time lol.
德国人有自己的版本，“只要德意志帝国还存在，螺丝刀就得往右拧。”这很好笑，因为德意志帝国已经不存在了，但是螺丝刀还是往右拧。这句谚语经受住了时间的考验哈哈哈
Germans have their own version of this: „So lang das Deutsche Reich besteht, wird die Schraube rechts gedreht.“ Which is funny because the Deutsche Reich doesn’t exist anymore, but the Schraube is still turned rechts. This saying has survived the passage of time lol.
德国人有自己的版本，“只要德意志帝国还存在，螺丝刀就得往右拧。”这很好笑，因为德意志帝国已经不存在了，但是螺丝刀还是往右拧。这句谚语经受住了时间的考验哈哈哈
Joe_PM2804
this is the most German 'joke' I've ever heard
这是我这辈子听过的最德国的“笑话”
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this is the most German 'joke' I've ever heard
这是我这辈子听过的最德国的“笑话”
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CDXX_BlazeItCaesar
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
换一个灯泡需要几个德国人？
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
换一个灯泡需要几个德国人？
Just one. They're very efficient and not known for their humour.
一个就够了。他们非常高效，并且一点也不幽默。
一个就够了。他们非常高效，并且一点也不幽默。
MrPlowright
You know what they say, German humor is no laughing matter
你知道他们怎么说。德国人的幽默可不是拿来开玩笑的。
You know what they say, German humor is no laughing matter
你知道他们怎么说。德国人的幽默可不是拿来开玩笑的。
yolumith
In spanish that saying is very political. "Right oppresses and left frees"
西班牙语里这句话很政治。“右是压迫，左是自由”
In spanish that saying is very political. "Right oppresses and left frees"
西班牙语里这句话很政治。“右是压迫，左是自由”
shaunsnj
But is it left from the top, or left from the bottom, the world may never know.
但到底是顶点往左，还是底端往左，可能谁也不知道。
But is it left from the top, or left from the bottom, the world may never know.
但到底是顶点往左，还是底端往左，可能谁也不知道。
eeviltwin
Yes! This has always been my issue. “Clockwise, lock-wise” solved it for me.
没错！我一直都有这个问题。但“顺时针，拧得深”解决了我的问题。
Yes! This has always been my issue. “Clockwise, lock-wise” solved it for me.
没错！我一直都有这个问题。但“顺时针，拧得深”解决了我的问题。
Ihassan3275
Me reading all 876 comments to make sure I'm not too late
我读了全部876条评论，确保自己知道得不算太晚。
Me reading all 876 comments to make sure I'm not too late
我读了全部876条评论，确保自己知道得不算太晚。
Edit: 7711 comments now
编辑：现在是7711条了。
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编辑：现在是7711条了。
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