印度比哈尔邦84岁男子打了11针新冠疫苗,在打第12针时被抓
2022-01-11 碧波荡漾恒河水 17522
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An 84-year-old man from Bihar’s Madhepura district was recently caught going for this 12th COVID-19 vaccination. Upon investigation, it was found that Brahmadeo Mandal had taken 11 vaccine jabs since February 2021.

比哈尔邦马德普拉区一名84岁的男子最近在打第12针新冠疫苗的时候被抓到。据调查,布拉马迪奥曼达尔自2021年2月以来接种了11次疫苗。

Bihar has reported some of the most bizarre cases related to the Covid-19 vaccination campaign -- from dead people receiving messages of successful administration of the vaccine, to Prime Minister Narendra Modi and Amitabh Bachchan being listed as va...

比哈尔邦报告了一些与新冠疫苗接种运动有关的奇怪至极的案例——从死者收到成功接种疫苗的信息,到有人以总理纳伦德拉·莫迪和阿米塔布·巴克强的名字登记……

In the most recent incident, an 84-year-old man from the state has claimed to have been inoculated with 11 doses of Covid-19 vaccines.

在最近的一起事件中,该邦一名84岁的男子声称接种了11剂新冠疫苗。

According to a report by IndiaToday, Brahmadev Mandal, a resident of Orai village in Madhepura district was caught before being administered the 12th dose. “I benefitted a lot from the vaccine. This is why I have been taking it repeatedly... The government has made a wonderful thing [vaccine],” Mandal reportedly said.

据《今日印度》的一篇报道,马德普拉区Orai村的居民布拉马迪奥曼达尔在接种第12剂疫苗前被抓获。“我从新冠疫苗中获益良多。这就是为什么我一直在打……政府搞出来一种很棒的东西(疫苗),”据报道,曼达尔说。

A retired postal department employee, Mandal allegedly submitted his Aadhaar card and his phone number on eight occasions and used his voter ID card and his wife’s phone number on the other three, the report stated.

报道称,曼达尔是一名退休的邮政部门员工,据称他曾8次提交了自己的身份证和电话号码,另外3次则使用了自己的选民身份证和其妻子的电话号码。

"The matter will be thoroughly investigated to find out how he managed to take so many doses," the civil surgeon of the district was quoted as saying.

“此事将被彻底调查,以查明他是如何打到这么多针疫苗的,”该地区的民事外科医生说。

The state has witnessed a sharp rise in Covid cases over the past week during which its active caseload has jumped by more than 20 times.

过去一周,该邦的新冠肺炎病例急剧增加,活跃病例数量增加了20多倍。

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xvdrk
“I benefitted a lot from the vaccine. This is why I have been taking it repeatedly... The government has made a wonderful thing [vaccine],” Mandal reportedly said.
Anti-vaxxers hate this guy.

反疫苗者讨厌这个家伙。

Lilwindchime
only side effect was that his testicles became huge!!!

唯一的副作用就是他的睾丸变大了!!

dfordata
He actually grew 5G antenna out of his head while giving birth to Bill Gates' offsprings

在给比尔盖茨下崽的时候,他的脑袋上实际上长出了5G天线。

Blazingbatman
seriously, he should become the vaccine spokesperson at this point

真的,现在他应该成为疫苗代言人。

Awoogagoogoo
Got to admire his will to live

他的求生欲值得钦佩。

ed_bourbon
How to unlock windows 12

如何解锁windows 12(第12层基因锁?)。

ABinturong
Man, if you ever needed proof they're safe... Love this guy, let him have as many as he wants.

天呐,如果有人想看疫苗安全的证据……我喜欢这家伙,让他打(疫苗),让他打,想打多少打多少。

Wretched_Brittunculi
Bad logic. Everyone reacts differently to vaccines. It is a bad argument to use because it is the same as using single cases of death after the vaccine to "prove" it is dangerous. The evidence for relative safety comes from the millions of cases of vaccinations, never individual cases.

逻辑不通。每个人对疫苗的反应都不同。这是一个糟糕的论点,因为这相当于用疫苗接种后的单个死亡案例来“证明”它是危险的。疫苗相对安全的证据来自数以百万计的疫苗接种案例,而不是个别案例。

ABinturong
Relax, it wasn't a fucking doctoral thesis, and not everyone is out to start an argument. Can't even make frivolity anymore.

别紧张,这又不是什么博士论文,也不是每个人都想挑起争论。难道耍笑两句都不行吗?

ckyhnitz
I wish I could get Covaxin, if only the FDA wasn't blocking its availability in the US.

我想打COVAXIN,如果FDA没有禁止它在美国上市就好了。

ipatimo
Checkmate vaccers. Would he been caught without those shots? /s

疫苗大胜利。如果不打那些针,他会感染吗?/狗头

bitconnectvictim
I thought maxvaxxing was a meme

我还以为“疫苗打到饱”只是个梗呢。

Derrick_Mur
I imagine his last appointment went something like this

我猜他最后一次预约是这样。

corytheidiot
Thank you, I was hoping for that.

谢谢,我也是这么希望的。

Derrick_Mur
Not going to lie, part of me wanted to say Pierce’s line after I got my second covid vaccine shot

不说假话,在我打第二针疫苗之后,我想念一句Pierce的台词。

Ragnakak
I am become a being of pure antibodies

我要成为纯种抗体人。

aijoe
I imagine that wouldn’t look as cool as what happened to Scarlett Johanssons character in Lucy.

我觉得你的结果不会跟《超体》里的斯嘉丽约翰逊一样酷。

Properjob70
What's the polar opposite of a "pureblood"? :-)

“纯血”的对立面是什么?

GarfsLatentPower
tell him to sit up straight my tv reception gone funky

让他坐正,我的电视信号都变差了。
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flipflopswallow
Only 11? this dude got 17

只打了11针?这家伙打了17针。

pagalpanti
Imagine if coronavirus enters him and mutates. Jeez, god bless us all then.

想象一下,如果新冠病毒到了他的体内并且发生变异。天呐,那就只能自求多福了。

Wrenky
I imagine the virus just explodes from his super immunity, no time to mutate

我觉得,面对他的超级免疫力,新冠病毒会原地爆炸,没时间变异。
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NameInCrimson
"Pierce, those shots are for the kids"

“皮尔斯,这些是给小孩打的。”

horsecartefxe
But does he have his passport?

但他拿到护照了吗?

Rsardinia
This guy’s 5G reception must be off the charts

这家伙的5G信号强度肯定爆表了。

Salt-Repair8034
After talking to a nurse this is apparently common.

在与护士交谈后才知道,这种事显然很常见。

p-gast
so is he magneto now?

他现在化身万磁王了?

Speedhabit
Reddit mod for sure. American hero of bihar

肯定能成为红迪网的管理员。比哈尔邦的美国英雄。

nsap200
Eh we’ll all need that many eventually

额,我们最终都需要打那么多针。

Hodaka
The Marvel Universe gets another hero.

漫威宇宙迎来了一位新英雄。

Exact_Quote_6132
I doubt he'll live to see his 100th birthday

我怀疑他能不能长命百岁。

Alphonse_3lrik
he did that to get better Jio network lmao

他这样做是为了让Jio网(印度5G)的信号好一点,哈哈。

woswoissdenniii
Some dude told me, he has a russian Friend who payed a diffenrent russian guy to get the shot for him, because he was anti vax whatever. Turns out, the other guy who took the shots did that for that whole male russian community as a paid service to get the certificate here in germany. It is rumored that that one dude took about 40-50 shots from all available vaxines. I have no further info behalf his condition or health, but held the story for pretty reliable upon his presentation. Wild shit.

有个伙计跟我说,他有个俄罗斯朋友给另一个俄罗斯人钱,让后者去替他打疫苗,因为他大概是个反疫苗者。结果,后者把这件事变成了收费服务,为全社区的俄罗斯男性“代打”,这样他们就能拿到德国这边的疫苗证。传言说那家伙打了大概40-50针各种疫苗。至于他的状况或者健康,我没有进一步信息,但根据他的叙述,这个故事可靠性很高。真特么疯了。

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Christopher Bagde
All Fake vaccine ! It's impossible to survive only saline filled , not the original.

他打的疫苗都是假的!如果都是真疫苗,他不可能活下来,除非是生理盐水,而不是原版疫苗。

indispensable PC
Another embarrassment for the left-wing media, which has done nothing but spread irrational fear and exaggerate the risk. This sorta thing is the result of their effects...

左翼媒体又一次丢丑,他们一事无成,只会传播不理想的恐惧,并放大风险。这种破事就是他们的恶劣影响的结果……

Shahid Islam
I would say people are taking any vaccine dose they are just in need of certificate which they got by Hook or crook

我想说大家为了拿到疫苗证明,正在不择手段的打疫苗。

Anonymous Man
no problem, the pharna giants nd their agents are eventually going to prescribe the 9th booster.

没问题,医药巨头和他们的代理人最终会规定人们打第九针加强针。

Vishnu Karthik
If they could mention the name of the vaccine, he has indirectly advertised the safety of taking multi dose from that vaccine maker

如果报道提到了他所打疫苗的名字,就能间接的给那些疫苗打广告,说明那家疫苗生产商的疫苗打几针都很安全。

Javed Khan
yes bro that's called pharma sales strategy

是啊,兄弟,这就是药厂的销售策略。

tenzin choegyal
The level of his immunity must be 68% efficacy X 11 = 748%.... ??

他的免疫水平肯定高达68%*11=748%……

indispensable PC
I'm sure the branch covidians actually think that...

我肯定疫苗学会的人就是这么想的……

I'm fried chicken
How many idiots like this account for 1.15 billion vaccine record so for

迄今为止的11.5亿接种总数里有多少这种白痴?

Numan H
That man can literally snap corona out of existence

这家伙打个响指就能让新冠病毒消失无踪。

Motivation
After few days he will become sunny deol ????

几天之后,他会变成桑尼戴尔。

PARICHAY KANAUJIA
finally we can get the booster shot without any worries all thanks to this legend.

我们最终可以没有任何担忧的接种加强针,这都要归功于这位传奇。

KIRAN MOMIN
Unbelievable!

难以置信!

sharf shaikh
Please don't take it easy ...I took my first dose of covisheild n now suffering from migraine n vertigo.. vaccine is not same for every one

请不要懈怠……我打了第一针covisheild,现在患上了偏头痛和眩晕。疫苗对每个人的效果都不一样。

Kiran
I am curious to know what are the results/effects/affects etc of ?? to this man...????

我很想知道打这么多疫苗给这个人造成了什么结果/好效果/坏效果?

Bapi
COVID : Now finally a worthy opponent ????! The battle will be legendary ????

新冠病毒:这个对手值得一战!这将是一场传奇之战!

S K
He might be taking money from the original ID owners, who don't want to vaccinate but need vaccination certificate for job/journey/visa purposes.

他或许从身份证正主那里拿钱了,后者不想打疫苗,却需要疫苗证去求职/旅行/签证之类的。

Filmy movie World
It's a fake news just to promote vaccination, government preplanned created fake news with the involvement of media

这是个假新闻,只是为了宣传疫苗接种,政府事先策划了这个假新闻,媒体也参与其中。

shivraj roy
Imagine anti vacccers seeing this

想象一下,反疫苗者看到这个新闻……

peter connolly
Satan at work

撒旦在显灵。

K B
He must be watching MSNBC all the time.

他肯定一天到晚的在看MSNBC。
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Munaza Ehtisham Zaheer
Fake news to get views

博眼球的假新闻。
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Vilai Phonthana
Well, damn.

哦,操。
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jeffrey batobalani
From now on he will be called Vaxman. Our only hope to fight against all covid variants.

从今天开始,他将改名为疫苗侠。他是我们战胜所有新冠变种的唯一希望。

Gags Double J
Excuse me Sir/Madam
Are you saved?
If you died tonight are you going to heaven?
Jesus loves you

劳驾,先生/女士
你得救了吗?
如果你今晚上挂了,你会上天堂吗?
稣哥爱你。
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Foood Force
Maybe fake id's living outside India paying him to get CoVID certificates to keep their records right in the eyes of government.

也许是生活在印度国外的假身份证持有者付钱给他,以获得疫苗证书,进而继续保留他们权力,这种事在政府的眼皮子底下发生。

Faraz Farrukh
Now i know how my granny in heaven received a notification that she got vaccinated successfully ????????

我现在才知道我那远在天堂的祖母为什么会收到通知,说她成功接种疫苗了。

Covid 19
Not nice

不好。

Mihir Wable
9 Dose Waste ho Gaye Government ke iski wajah se..????

浪费了9针疫苗。

sunny singh
When u r too afriad of getting covid bt cant afford a health insurance????????

当你太害怕打疫苗,却又负担不起医保……

Mr J
That’s means he has more forged Aadhar card

这意味着他持有更多伪造的比哈尔身份证。
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Nikhil kumar
But maybe that's the way out if government can make it possible a dose of vaccine every two months if not once a month

但政府也许可以以这种方式做到每两个月接种一针,甚至是每个月接种一针。

The Writing
Super human. He is very clever ??????

超人,他很聪明。

shaik usman
This is ALarming..........It revelas How efficient our COVID vaccination Process is going on ...............

值得警惕……说明我们的新冠疫苗接种流程是多么的“高效”……

Meta Rock
Does he have a fetish for vaccines?????

他打疫苗有瘾吗?

Let’s talk
May be he want to die, there are several people in India who is physically healthy but not mentally or living in inhuman conditions, wants to die painlessly with the help of medical professionals but law doesn’t not allow this. So we have right to life and some wants RIGHT TO DIE .

也许他想死,在印度,有些人身体健康,但精神不健康或生活在不人道的条件下,想在医疗专业人员的帮助下无痛苦地死去,但法律不允许这样做。所以我们有生存的权利,而有些人想要死亡的权利。

E.S Anoop
Excessive artificial immunity such as vaccines or drugs will most likely cause greater harm to a person in the long run. Try to improve and strengthen the natural immunity instead. Ideally every doctor should suggest this but since 2020, we hardly see any doctors and health agencies talking about natural immunity ??????

从长远来看,过度的人工免疫,如疫苗或药物,很可能会对一个人造成更大的伤害。请努力提高和加强自然免疫力。理想情况下,每个医生都应该建议这样做,但自2020年以来,我们几乎看不到任何医生和健康机构谈论自然免疫。

Sarban Singh
This man should have at least had symtoms of overdose.If not this proves that they are injecting people with fruit juice and water.??????????

这个人至少应该有服药过量的症状。如果不是这样,就证明医院给人注射的是果汁和水。

Gogoi
Thanos origin story

《灭霸是如何炼成的》

Edna D'Souza
Bihar is a Dry State. Maybe he was injected with illicit liquor

比哈尔邦禁酒了,也许他注射的是非法酒类。

E.S Anoop
Paranoia and fear mongering by the media is the reason for such incidents. And the Pharma industry has been nicely profiting since 2020 from all this, thanks to their collusion with the media ??????????

媒体的妄想症和恐惧是这些事件发生的原因。从2020年爆发疫情以来,制药行业一直在盈利,这都怪他们与媒体相互勾结。

Rin Chawngthu
Maybe he wants a Guiness World record

也许他想达成一项吉尼斯纪录。

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