QA问答:你被锁在一个房间里,一分钱也没有,只有一台电脑和网络,你必须在30天内赚5000美元,否则你会死。你会怎么做?
2023-02-03 xky 8866
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You are locked in a room for 30 days with $0, a computer, and access to internet. You must earn $5000 or you die. What do you do?

你被锁在一个房间里,一分钱也没有,只有一台电脑和网络,你必须在30天内赚5000美元,否则你会死。你会怎么做?

评论翻译
Sean Kernan
All these amazing answers, people starting businesses. Inventing schemes to get the money. It is impressive.
Me? Nah.
$5000 or I die?
My life is on the line. I’m trying to live.
Get me a webcam.
Gay for pay, baby.

很多答案令人惊叹,人们开始创业、发明策划来赚钱,令人印象深刻。
我?不行。
赚5000美元,或者狗带?
我的生命危在旦夕。我要努力活着。
给我一个摄像头。
付费同性服务,宝贝。

Adam Barber
A younger good looking guy like yourself could pull that off . Hairy old fart like me better have my will ready.

像你这么年轻漂亮的人儿,的确可以做到这一点。像我这样毛茸茸的老屁孩最好准备好我的遗嘱。

Heather Walker
You could pull off the old and hairy thing…there are people into that too…so don't sell yourself short.

你可以拔下那个又旧又毛茸茸的东西……也有人喜欢……所以不要低估自己。

Abhiram Sahasrabudhe
People have varied preferences @Adam Barber don't lose hope

人们有不同的偏好。@Adam Barber 不要失去希望。

Robert Puckett
In all honestly, this is what I'd do. I'm not even trying to “loophole” anything.
I'd log into our company’s VOIP and call my boss. By using the VOIP, he'll know it's me and answer.
I'd explain the situation and let him know I had to EARN the money.

老实说,这就是我要做的。我甚至没有试图“钻空子”。
我会登录我们公司的VOIP并给我的老板打电话。通过使用VOIP,他会知道是我并回答。
我会解释情况,让他知道我必须挣钱。

I'd do some work real quick for the company and he'd shoot me over 5k.
I'd simply just pay him the money back when I'm out of that weird room.

我会很快为公司做一些工作,他会把我的工资调整到5000以上。
当我走出那间奇怪的房间时,我会把钱还给他。

Jonathan Cuffe
I’m not going to resort to taking my clothes off. It’s not that I wouldn’t, necessarily, it’s just too easy of an answer.
What do I have left? Well I don’t speak another language but I have a wonderful British accent. Thus I would give English & Elocution lessons online.
I’d contact a load of tutors in Korea, China and Russia and get them to resell my offer to their customers.

我不会用脱衣服来解决这个问题,这并不是说我不会这么做,只是,这样就太容易了。
我还剩什么?嗯,我不会说另一种语言,但我有很好的英国口音。因此,我会在网上上英语和演讲课。
我会联系韩国、中国和俄罗斯的很多老师,让他们将我的报价转给他们的客户。

I know of an online booking tool that is free so they can book that way.
Then I’d spend a few days learning how the heck to put together a lesson plan to make sure I’d get repeat business from weeks 2–4.
“If I had 4 hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend the first three hours sharpening the axe” - Abraham Lincoln (obvs he was still on dial-up, I’m on fibre optic broadband so only need the first quarter of my time).
Wait. Actually, this is a pretty good idea for me. Thanks!!!

我知道有一个在线预订课程的工具是免费的,所以他们可以这样预订。
然后我会花几天时间学习如何制定一个课程计划,以确保我能在第2到4周内开展业务。
“如果我有4个小时砍树,我会花前三个小时来磨斧头”——亚伯拉罕·林肯(因为他活在拨号上网的时代,我活在使用光纤宽带的时代,所以我只需要一周的准备时间)。
等等。事实上,这对我来说是个不错的主意。谢谢!!!

Jeremy Markeith Thompson
I could create a GoFundMe account and create a fake page that brings intense sympathy. Something dealing with the death of a child, a mother raising money for her daughter’s cancer treatments or surgery for a dog or cat.
Or better yet, search the news for tragedies and create GoFundMe pages for each major one on separate accounts.
I’m sure these types of campaigns easily make money for crooks on GoFundMe and sites like it everyday.

我可以创建一个GoFundMe账户,创建一个能引起强烈同情的虚假页面。处理孩子死亡的事情,母亲为女儿的癌症治疗,或为狗、猫的手术筹集资金。
或者更好的做法是,搜索新闻中的悲剧,并在不同的账户上为每一个主要的悲剧创建一个GoFundMe页面。
我相信这些类型的活动,很容易为GoFundMe和类似网站上的骗子赚钱。

James Henry
Well I don’t exactly have access to large sums of cash. Nor do I have direct access to people with large sums of cash. What I do have is access to Quora. And about 2,000 people who follow me. And if you add in the people that are following those people the number grows significantly.
So I would log into Quora. I would go to my blog and I would do my best to make people believe the situation I am in. I would take pictures (didn’t say I won’t have my phone) and put them in the post. Showing that I am indeed locked in a room.

好吧,我确实无法获得大量现金。我也无法直接接触到拥有大量现金的人。我有权访问Quora。大约有2000人关注我。如果加上关注这些人的人,这个数字会显著增加。
所以我会登录Quora。我会去我的博客,我会尽我所能让人们相信我的处境。我会拍照(并没有说我没有带手机),然后把它们放在帖子里。表明我确实被锁在一个房间里。

I would encourage and plead with my followers to upvote and share this to social media. And I would include a lix to a kickstarter to raise the $5,000. I would not ask any of my followers to donate, I would just ask that they share it on social media. In the hopes that enough of them would share it and get others to share it that it would reach enough people to raise 5 grand.
Basically that would be my only hope. Otherwise I’m pretty much doomed. Save me? Please?

我鼓励并恳求我的关注者给我投票,并将其分享给社交媒体。我会加入一个众筹网站,以筹集5000美元。我不会要求我的任何关注者捐款,我只要求他们在社交媒体上分享。希望他们中有足够多的人能分享它,并让其他人分享它,让足够多的人看到,然后能够筹集到5000美元。
基本上这是我唯一的希望。否则我就完蛋了。救我?请!

Conner Davis
The people on GoFundMe would just LOVE that story. Not only would they be saving a life, but the story is completely different from anything they've ever heard. I'd spend the first hour making a gofundme page and the rest of the time talking to friends, watching movies, taking a few Coursera courses, and ignoring emails from reporters.

GoFundMe上的人会喜欢这个故事。他们不仅拯救了一条生命,而且故事与他们以前所听到的完全不同。我会花第一个小时制作一个gofundme页面,其余时间与朋友交谈,看电影,参加一些Coursera(大型公开在线课程项目)课程,并忽略记者的电子邮件。

Aman Goel
Look for remote internship!
There are tonnes of US startups hiring candidates for remote internships/jobs. I will connect to one of them and share my resume.
Not all of them pay ~$5000 per month, so I will convince two of them. Saved!

寻找远程实习!
有数以万计的美国创业公司雇佣应聘者从事远程实习/工作。我将与其中一位联系并分享我的简历。
并非所有人每月都能支付5000美元,因此我将说服其中两人。得救!

Loy Machedo
Not to sound arrogant or boastful - but all it would take me is one email to anyone of my old clients and they would wire me the money in less than 24 hours. $5,000 is too small an amount for me to be worried about.

并不是想要傲慢或自夸,但我只需要给我的老客户发一封电子邮件,他们就会在不到24小时内把钱汇给我,$5000对我来说太少了,不必担心。

Gaurav Munjal
I would use my knowledge and start teaching on Unacademy. It’s a great place for Educators where they can create an impact, reach out to their followers and earn money through incentives.
You are what you know.

我会利用我的知识,开始在Uncademy上教学。对教育工作者来说,这是一个很好的地方,他们可以在那里创造影响,接触他们的关注者,并通过打赏来赚钱。
你知道的一切组成了你。

Kanthaswamy Balasubramaniam
Simple
I will send an email to BJP IT Cell, Adani , Bhavish Agarwal, Byjus saying “Send me $ 5000 each and I will never write on Quora again and close my account permanently, the next second and give you my password”
Or will will spend my last days writing hundreds of posts on questions about you with my own gut feelings
My bet is I get out in 20 minutes tops with an extra $ 15,000 to my name
I believe I have reached a stage where ppl will throw $ 5K at me to get rid of me on Social Media

很简单。
我会给BJP IT Cell、Adani、Bhavish Agarwal、Byjus发送一封电子邮件,说:“每人给我5000美元,我就再也不会在Quora上写文章,然后在下一秒永久关闭我的帐户,然后给你们我的密码。”
或者,我会在我人生的最后几天,用自己的直觉写数百篇关于你的问题的帖子。
我敢打赌,最多20分钟,我就可以出去了,我的名下将增加15000美元。
我相信我已经到了一个阶段,人们会愿意在社交媒体上向我扔5000美元来摆脱我。

Tony Tan
I would send $5000 and insist that you keep writing on Quora.

我会寄5000美元,并要求你继续坚持在Quora上写文章。

Shiva Kumar
Ha ha ha ha ha

哈哈哈哈

Rajini Kanth Kanthisamy
I would send you $5,000 to hire you as my advisor and lawyer

我会给你5000美元雇你做我的顾问和律师。

Curious Guy
Sorry to say sir, but i guess you are over estimating yourself

很抱歉,先生,但我想你是高估了自己。

S. Stark
Yeah. They won’t care.

是啊。他们不会在乎的。

Julius Haralampou
Perform deplorable acts on a webcam for Japanese businessmen.
I’m Joking. Relax!
I’d simply sell any product that is about to have a surge in demand. These days there a websites like Trendosaur and Terrapeak where you can see what is selling really well in certain parts of the world, but hasn’t been sold in your market yet.
They simply tell you what to sell.
Import the product. Sell it on a webstore (set up a Shopify store in an hour). Get Money. High Fives (to yourself because you are presumably locked in this room by yourself).
PS is there a freeking toilet in this room??

在网络摄像头前,为日本商人表演令人震惊的行为。
我开玩笑的。放轻松。
我只想销售任何需求激增的产品。现在有像Trendosaur和Terrapeak这样的网站,在那里,你可以看到有什么东西,在世界上某些地区卖得很好,但还没有在你的市场上销售。
他们只是告诉你该卖什么。
导入产品。在网上商店出售(一小时内建立一个网上商店)。拿到钱。拍掌庆祝(和你自己拍掌,因为你被锁在房间里)。
PS:这个房间里有该死的厕所吗???

Anthony Souls
Dear Q.,
Being Debonair and a Gentleman of Gentlemen, I would want to go out in style.
Here is my Master Plan (No Copy Cats, lol):

尊敬的提问者:
作为温文尔雅的男人,一个绅士中的绅士,我想以别具一格的方式出去。
这是我的总体计划:

First, I would pray to God and Jesus and The Holy Ghost to help me with a solution.
I would sign up for a Streaming website and create a 24/7 stream.
I would add a Patreon account to that stream.
I would add an advertising account, if possible.
I would, then, Market the video as a real-life “Jigsaw” Dark web video, where I have been taken hostage without the possibility of escape and will be killed off within 30 days.

1、首先,我会向上帝、耶稣和圣灵祈祷,寻求他们帮助我解决问题。
2、我会注册一个流媒体网站,创建一个24/7的流媒体。
3、我会在这个视频中添加一个Patreon(付费创作社区)帐户。
4、如果可能的话,我会添加一个广告。
5、然后,我会将这段视频作为现实生活中的“拼图”,在黑暗网络进行营销,在那里我是被劫持的人质,没有逃脱的可能,并将在30天内被杀死。

I will then use Special Effects and blue-screens to orchestrate different scenarios since there is no way to get out of the room: this is to induce interest into my stream, instead of seeing me sitting in an ordinary room all day. Put up auditions for other characters to be involved in my stream and integrate them using real-time editing.
I’ll use the streaming chat features to allow the audience to take part in the circumstance and get donations through the chat.
If all else fails, I would try to escape, streaming it as I do, which might end up in a thriller/horror film where I am escaping impossible death scenarios: if I die, hopefully, I’ll go out with a bang.
If I die, it would be the first time, hopefully, that this has ever occurred, and I will go out in history.

6、然后,我将使用特效和蓝屏来编排不同的场景,因为没有办法走出房间:这是为了引起人们对我的视频的兴趣,而不是让他们看到我整天坐在一个普通的房间里。为其他角色写好设定,让他们参与到我的视频中,并使用实时编辑软件来整合他们。
7、我将使用流媒体聊天功能,让观众参与其中,并通过聊天获得捐款。
8、如果其他一切都失败了,我会尝试逃离,继续流媒体记录我逃离的过程,这可能会像一部惊悚/恐怖电影,我正在逃离不可能逃离的死亡场景:如果我死了,希望我会砰的一声出去。
9、如果我死了,我希望这是历史上第一次发生这种情况下的死亡,我将被记录在历史上。

After review, not sure if it would be a money-inducing concept: It would be better if there were game-like antics and you can stream yourself escaping or fighting against a villain in a thriller/horror setting, instead of a boring room where you sit awaiting your death, lol.
Take Care, With Love Through God and Jesus and The Holy Ghost,

回头看看,不确定这是否是一个赚钱的概念:如果有类似的游戏,你可以在惊悚/恐怖场景中逃离或对抗恶棍,而不是坐在无聊的房间里等待死亡,那会更好,哈哈。
小心。来自上帝、耶稣和圣灵的爱。

Pranav Mahajan
5000$ in 30 days? Okay thats not going to be easy.
Firstly I will open Google or Quora and read all the answers about online earning etc.
Then I will find some genuine online jobs. If I would get, then I will start working there.
I believe that I can earn 30$ per day. Then its 30×30 = 900$ per month.
Thank God I know about website development.
So next, I will create account on every social media website and start messaging people for web development services. I will provide services at a minimum price of 150$.
So, suppose I get one order per day.
Then in 30 days, 150×30=4500$.
So total money:
4500+900=5400$
Another ways are creating youtube channel, affiliate marketing, graphic designing, social media marketing etc.
But, someone won't come from the computer to easily give me money like in image below,

30天内5000美元?好吧,这不容易。
首先,我会打开谷歌或Quora,阅读关于在线工作的所有答案。
然后,我会找到一些真正的在线工作。如果我能得到,那么我就开始在那里工作。
我相信我每天能挣30美元。那么它就是30×30=每月900美元。
谢天谢地,我知道开发网站。
因此,接下来,我将在每个社交媒体网站上创建帐户,并开始为需要web开发服务的人发送消息。我将以最低150美元的价格提供服务。
所以,假设我每天收到一份订单。
然后在30天内,150×30=4500美元。
所以总金额:
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4500+900=5400$

另一种方式是创建youtube频道、联盟营销、图形设计、社交媒体营销等。
但是,有人不会像下图那样从电脑里轻易地给我钱。


I have to work hard everyday to achieve the goal.
So I won't die :)

我必须每天努力工作以实现目标。
所以我不会死:)
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Jacob Beasley
Originally Answered: You are locked in a room for 30 days, with $0, a computer and access to internet. You should earn $5000 or you die, what do you do?
I’m assuming I would have to do so under a new, fake identity.
I’m a software engineer and already have various online accounts. Wouldn’t be tough. Just go on Upwork, take some tests to prove competence, and get to work. But that would not be a fair challenge. For now, lets assume I have to do so under an assumed identity.

我想我必须用一个新的假身份来做。
我是一名软件工程师,已经拥有各种在线账户。不会很难。只要继续努力,参加一些测试来证明自己的能力,然后开始工作。如果这样这就不是一个公平的挑战。现在,让我们假设我必须以一个假身份来这样做。

Not being able to leverage my existing brand and reputation, I’d have to accept commodity work at the start and/or underbid to get some work history on the platform. So, I might only make $400–500 the first week (assuming working 16 hour days… my life depends on it).
From there, as clients see I am competent, I could begin to charge better amounts like $10–20/hour and make $1200 the second week. By the third and fourth week I would be able to make $2000+/week because I could pickup some larger hourly contracts. I might be able to make up a fake story about how my mother’s sick to explain why I would like to bill 16 hours/day, but it is quite possible they would give me the work so long as I do good work and their project gets done really fast.

由于无法利用我现有的品牌和声誉,我不得不在一开始就接受有使用价值的工作和/或出价过低的工作,以获得平台上的一些工作历史记录。所以,我第一周可能只赚400到500美元(假设每天工作16小时……这关系着我的生命)。
当客户认同我有能力时,我可以开始收取更高的费用,比如10–20美元/小时,第二周赚1200美元。到第三周和第四周,我可以每周赚2000美元以上,因为我可以拿到一些更大报酬的小时合同。我也许可以编造一个关于我母亲生病的假故事,来解释我为什么要每天工作16小时,但只要我做得好,而且他们的项目完成得很快,他们就很可能会给我工作。

Breakdown:
Week 1: $400
Week 2: $1200
Week 3: $2000+
Week 4: $2000+
End: $5600+
If I had trouble getting work fast enough, during week 4 I’d have to trade Forex or Crypto currencies.

细分:
第1周:400美元
第2周:1200美元
第3周:2000美元+
第4周:2000美元+
完:5600美元+
如果我不能很快地完成工作,在第4周,我必须交易外汇或加密货币。

If I was not anonymous, I could probably pickup a contract under my real identity doing work for somebody I know in my network of past employers and partners and make the money in a week…
Is this possible, though?
Yes, entirely so. This is how I got started as a computer programmer. I did contract work as a kid after learning from library books and the internet and worked my way up from the very bottom.

如果我不是匿名的,我可能会用我的真实身份签下一份合同,为我过去的在网络中认识的雇主和合作伙伴工作,并在一周内赚到钱……
但这可能吗?
是的,完全可能。这就是我开始做电脑程序员的原因。我小时候从图书馆书籍和互联网学习后,就从事合同工作,从最底层开始工作。

Rakesh Mishra
I would send an email each to 4 of my friends.
First email is to very rich friend. $5000 is what he earns every hour.
No reply, he is very busy. Could not see my email for 30 days. I died without his notice. He was ignorant about my funeral too.
Second one, I would send email to the person who claimed to be my friend.
He read my email, but did not reply me. He is uating what benefit he would get from me. He kept on thinking for 30 days. Sorry, I died.

我会给我的4个朋友每人发一封电子邮件。
第一封电子邮件是给非常富有的朋友的,$5000是他每小时赚的钱。
他没有回答,他很忙。30天内看不到我的电子邮件。我死了,没有得到他的回信。他对我的葬礼也一无所知。
第二封,我会给自称是我朋友的人发邮件。
他看了我的电子邮件,但没有回复我。他正在评估他会从我那里得到什么好处。他持续思考了30天。对不起,我死了。

I emailed third friend who I claim to be my friend, at least I thought that.
Sorry, he replied. “I am taking my wife for this very expensive trip to the moon. I am little tight right now. If you decide to die after 2 years, I would help you.” I died instantly listening to his excuse. Heart broken you know.
I emailed to my last friend. I did not have much expectation. He is in debt.
He replied to my email “you f*****, where the hell are you? I got $6000 for my son’s school project and house repair. But I can wait for another month or so. BTW , who the f*** locked you in that room? Just give his name, I would whip off his a**.
I survived because I have a true friend. I earned a true friend, $5000 was just a number.

我给自称是我朋友的第三个朋友,发了电子邮件,至少我是这么想的。
“对不起,”他回答。“我带着我的妻子去月球旅行,这次旅行非常昂贵。我现在手头有点紧。如果你决定在2年后死去,我会帮助你。”
听了他的辩解,我立刻就死了。你知道,心碎了。
我给我最后一位朋友发了电子邮件。我没有抱太多期望。他负债累累。
他回复了我的电子邮件:“你,你到底在哪里?我为我儿子的学费和房屋维修,存了6000美元。但我可以再等一个月左右。顺便问一下,是谁把你锁在那个房间里的?只要说出他的名字,我就会抽掉他的**。”。
我活下来了,因为我有一个真正的朋友。我赚了一个真正的朋友,5000美元只是一个数字。

Lara Novakov (ლარა ნოვაკოვი)
If I have internet, then I would contact my friend and tell her to go to my parents and ask them to give her $5000 (but of course she would explain why is she taking the money). I would give her the adress and I would tell her to bring a baseball bat with her.
Let’s assume that the person who kidnapped me is near and is waiting for me to make $5000. If I’m locked, I would just knock on the door to get the attention of my captor to tell him that I have $5000 that are coming right now. I know that my captor would be pissed that I contacted a friend but I wouldn’t involve the police or anything - I would show the chats, messages to assure that person that it is just me and him/her. I would wait for my friend’s message to inform me that she is near/close enough. I would warn her to put the money aside and prepare the baseball bat. In the meantime, my captor would be informed that the money arrived and as soon as the door opens, my friend would smack that person in the head. She would then free me and we would use ductape to tie up my captor, call the police and wait for them to arrive. Done.
This is hypothetical so don’t blame me for letting my imagination work.

如果我有网络,我会联系我的朋友,告诉她去我父母那里,让他们给她5000美元(但她当然会问为什么要她去拿钱)。我会告诉她地址,告诉她带上棒球棒。
假设绑架我的人就在附近,等着我赚5000美元。如果我被锁上了,我会敲门,以引起绑架者的注意,告诉他,我现在有5000美元。我知道,如果我联系了一个朋友,抓捕者会很生气,但我不会让警察或其他任何人参与——我会展示聊天记录和信息,以确保那个人只有我和他/她。我会等我朋友的消息告诉我她离我很近了。我会警告她把钱放在一边,准备好棒球棒。与此同时,我的绑架者会被告知钱到了,门一开,我的朋友就会打那个人的头。然后她会释放我,我们会绑住绑架我的人,打电话给警察,等待他们到来。完成。
这是假设的,所以不要怪我让我的想象力发挥作用。

David King
That pretty much describes every month for me as a freelance programmer. Don't work, don't eat. I suppose I have a head start, because I've got a 2do list of tasks people will pay me to complete.

作为一名自由程序员,我几乎每个月都会遇到这种情况。不工作,没饭吃。我想我有一个领先的开始,因为我有一份任务清单,人们会付钱让我完成。

Anish Jal
195969.90 Indian Rupee in one month! That is quite an ask.
Initially I thought I would start blogging, but quite honestly, unless I magically become an awesome writer or I become popular overnight because of some article, that kind of money is never going to come.
Second thought I had, was to do “live shows” yeah not the regular kind. But then, I’d rather die than do that. I am not saying it is wrong to do that, it’s just that I would not.
Third and penultimate thought was to sing and put up the video on YouTube but I am not good at that and not everyone can be a Dhinchak Pooja, again, I have nothing against her. I just wouldn’t bet on myself to earn that kind of money with my singing.

195969.90印度卢比一个月!这真是一个问题。
起初我以为我会开始写博客,但老实说,除非我神奇地成为一名了不起的作家,或者我因为某篇文章而一夜成名,否则这么多钱基本没有可能。
我的第二个想法,是做“现场表演”,是的,不是一般的那种。但是,我宁愿死也不想做。我并不是说这样做是错误的,只是我不想这样做。
第三个,也是倒数第二个想法,是唱歌并在YouTube上发布视频,但我并不擅长这一点,也不是每个人都能成为Dhinchak Pooja,再次,我对她没有任何意见。我只是不会赌自己能用唱歌赚那么多钱。

The last and the most smart thought in my opinion was to start a charity. Ask people to pay for my release. At the same time, I would open a betting for my release, whether people vote for or against me, I get the money and use it for my release. After my release, I would be quite popular so I would repay the people who bet ‘for’ my release from the interviews and other shows I get.
Yes, it is just an assumption that I would be famous.

在我看来,最后一个也是最聪明的想法是创办一家慈善机构。让人们为放我出去买单。同时,我会为我的释放开一个赌注,无论人们投票支持还是反对,我都会得到钱,并将其用于我的释放。在我被释放后,我会很受欢迎,所以我会回报那些,为我的释放而打赌的人。
是的,我会出名只是一个想当然的想法。

Youssef
PORN!
Most people would likely launch an online business or do youtube videos r something. The answer is right infront of you, laying right there in your browser’s history… PORN
I would go ahead and pirate every single porn video I can get and then launch a new website with all of the pirated porn in it.
Not only would I live, I’ll also become a billionaire.

色情!
大多数人可能会在网上做生意或做youtube视频之类的事情。答案就在你面前,就在你的浏览器历史记录中…色情
我会继续盗版我能得到的每一个色情视频,然后推出一个包含所有盗版色情内容的新网站。
我不仅能活下去,而且还能成为亿万富翁。
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Russell D. Daily
You will die of dehydration or starvation before the thirty days are up.
Sorry.

在三十天结束之前,你会死于脱水或饥饿。
很遗憾。

Allen Inks
I’d do porn… because, clearly, there is likely to be a big market for naked overweight men in their sixties doing a solo act. A month? How about a week? I’m that good.
Or maybe I could just write a few patent application for clients, like I normally do. Maybe.

我会拍色情片……因为,很明显,60多岁的裸体、超重男性、独自演出可能会有很大的市场。一个月?一周怎么样?我很棒的。
或者我可以像平常一样为客户写一些专利申请。

Kelly Worcester
option # 1:
Mass email random people explaining that I am a Nigerian prince and that I picked their email address from millions of others on the net because I could see based solely on the name of their email address that they were honest people and that I needed help sharing my millions with them and all that I needed to enrich them was their bank account and routing number.
Option # 2:
Set up a GoFundMe account explaining the situation and hope for the best.
Option # 3:
Broadcast the whole event on Facebook live stream. Either everyone on the planet will tune in to watch me die or Zuckerberg kicks in the $5,000 to avoid another live streaming death incident.

选项#1:
群发邮件给随机的人,解释说,我是尼日利亚王子,我从网络上的数百万人中,选择了他们的电子邮件地址,因为我可以完全根据他们的电子邮件名称看出,他们是诚实的人,我需要帮助,想与他们分享我的数百万,我需要的只是他们的银行账户和路由号码。
选项#2:
建立一个GoFundMe账户,解释情况并希望得到最好的结果。
选项#3:
在Facebook中,直播整个事件。要么地球上的每个人都会收看我的死亡直播,要么扎克伯格拿出5000美元来避免另一场直播死亡事件。

Ritwik Rath
A number of crazy things come to mind.
Auction myself at $5000
Try to hang myself. I won't die if I receive $5000
Ask someone to donate me $5000 so that I will be in their debt forever.
Live masturbation or orgasm.
Or just die happily because I got access to the internet for 30 days and I was able to play a hell lotta games, binge watched a lot of TV series, anime and movies. Watched all the free porn and exhausted my dick off. Achieving enlightenment at last.

脑海中浮现出许多疯狂的事情。
1、以5000美元拍卖自己
2、试着上吊。如果我收到5000美元,我不会死。
3、请某人给我5000美元,这样我就永远欠他们的债了。
4、现场自慰或高潮。
5、或者就这样快乐地死去,因为我可以上网30天,我可以玩很多游戏,看了很多电视剧、动漫和电影。看了所有免费的色情片,耗尽了我的精气。终于得到领悟。

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