你起床后做的第一件事是什么？
正文翻译
What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
你起床后做的第一件事是什么？
What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
你起床后做的第一件事是什么？
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cosinate
Give my guinea pigs their morning carrot. If I don’t get it immediately they will “wheek wheek wheek” until I do
给我的天竺鼠吃早餐胡萝卜。如果我不立刻喂的话他们就会“叽叽叽”地叫，直到我给他们喂。
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Give my guinea pigs their morning carrot. If I don’t get it immediately they will “wheek wheek wheek” until I do
给我的天竺鼠吃早餐胡萝卜。如果我不立刻喂的话他们就会“叽叽叽”地叫，直到我给他们喂。
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HollynBerry
Check the time
看一眼时间
Check the time
看一眼时间
deadfrien
See if you're going back to bed huh
看看你要不要再回被窝睡一觉是吧
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See if you're going back to bed huh
看看你要不要再回被窝睡一觉是吧
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King_Dagda
Check the time. It's 1:30. Good, I can go back to sleep. Wake up again. Check the time. It's 4:32. Damn, gotta wake up soon, but still can sleep for a bit. Wake up again. Check the time. It's 1:34. Damn, must have read 1 as 4. Time to go back to sleep. Wake up again. It's 2:30. Well, still time to sleep. Wake up again. It's 1:41. Wait what? Nevermind, need to sleep more. Wake up again. It's 16:43. Wait, have I slept that much? But why is it so dark then? Get up to investigate. Wake up again. It's 5:43. And the house has another room that shouldn't be there. Damn, I'm stuck in that hangover inception loop. *roars to wake up properly* *wakes up, feeling that it's finally for real* Wait, so it's Saturday?
看一眼表。一点半。好，我可以再睡一会儿。再醒过来，看眼表。四点三十二。妈的，得赶紧起了，但还可以再睡一小会儿。再醒过来，看眼表。一点三十四。我草，之前肯定是把1看成4了。该回去再睡一会儿了。再醒过来。两点半。哎，还能接着睡。再醒过来。一点四十一。啥？不管了，还得接着睡。再醒过来。16点43.等等，我睡了这么久吗？但外面为什么这么黑呢？起床看看吧。再醒过来。5点43.房子里有另一个不该存在的房间。我草，我睡出盗梦空间来了。（为了好好起床大吼一声）（醒过来，感觉是时候面对真正的生活了）等会，今天周六？
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Check the time. It's 1:30. Good, I can go back to sleep. Wake up again. Check the time. It's 4:32. Damn, gotta wake up soon, but still can sleep for a bit. Wake up again. Check the time. It's 1:34. Damn, must have read 1 as 4. Time to go back to sleep. Wake up again. It's 2:30. Well, still time to sleep. Wake up again. It's 1:41. Wait what? Nevermind, need to sleep more. Wake up again. It's 16:43. Wait, have I slept that much? But why is it so dark then? Get up to investigate. Wake up again. It's 5:43. And the house has another room that shouldn't be there. Damn, I'm stuck in that hangover inception loop. *roars to wake up properly* *wakes up, feeling that it's finally for real* Wait, so it's Saturday?
看一眼表。一点半。好，我可以再睡一会儿。再醒过来，看眼表。四点三十二。妈的，得赶紧起了，但还可以再睡一小会儿。再醒过来，看眼表。一点三十四。我草，之前肯定是把1看成4了。该回去再睡一会儿了。再醒过来。两点半。哎，还能接着睡。再醒过来。一点四十一。啥？不管了，还得接着睡。再醒过来。16点43.等等，我睡了这么久吗？但外面为什么这么黑呢？起床看看吧。再醒过来。5点43.房子里有另一个不该存在的房间。我草，我睡出盗梦空间来了。（为了好好起床大吼一声）（醒过来，感觉是时候面对真正的生活了）等会，今天周六？
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neohylanmay
"How long is it until my alarm goes off? ...Only two hours this morning?"
“我闹钟还有多久响……只剩两小时了？”
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"How long is it until my alarm goes off? ...Only two hours this morning?"
“我闹钟还有多久响……只剩两小时了？”
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ArchPeriphMore
check my phone
看一眼手机。
check my phone
看一眼手机。
Schneetmacher
Since my alarm is on my phone, I have to shut it off... and then yeah, I check notifications.
因为我的闹钟是手机设置的，我得把它关掉……然后没错，我也得看一眼通知。
Since my alarm is on my phone, I have to shut it off... and then yeah, I check notifications.
因为我的闹钟是手机设置的，我得把它关掉……然后没错，我也得看一眼通知。
HalaMakRaven
That's how I knew this morning my class was cancelled. I got some extra sleep :D
我就是这样知道今早的早课取消了的。可以再睡一会儿啦嘿嘿
That's how I knew this morning my class was cancelled. I got some extra sleep :D
我就是这样知道今早的早课取消了的。可以再睡一会儿啦嘿嘿
Wrong-Race4644
Sleep again for 5 minutes
接着睡五分钟
Sleep again for 5 minutes
接着睡五分钟
Holy-Kush
My snooze button is both my best friend and my worst enemy
我的打盹键是我最好的朋友，也是我最邪恶的敌人
My snooze button is both my best friend and my worst enemy
我的打盹键是我最好的朋友，也是我最邪恶的敌人
King_Dagda
I hate waking up to alarm clock. I prefer to look through the window to check the brightness and see if I can sleep for a bit more or should get up. But I live in an area where it's impossible from May to August and from December to January, because there is not much difference between 6 AM or 9 AM.
我讨厌被闹钟吵醒。我更喜欢看一眼外面，确定一下天的亮度，看看我是能再睡一会儿还是应该起床。但我住的地方从五月到八月和从十二月到一月都没办法这么做，因为那里早晨6点和9点之间没什么区别。
I hate waking up to alarm clock. I prefer to look through the window to check the brightness and see if I can sleep for a bit more or should get up. But I live in an area where it's impossible from May to August and from December to January, because there is not much difference between 6 AM or 9 AM.
我讨厌被闹钟吵醒。我更喜欢看一眼外面，确定一下天的亮度，看看我是能再睡一会儿还是应该起床。但我住的地方从五月到八月和从十二月到一月都没办法这么做，因为那里早晨6点和9点之间没什么区别。
GorathTheMoredhel
I wish I could convince myself that snooze is sufficient. It's not. I typically wake up early, like 3am, specifically so I can get off on the realization that it's nighttime and nobody needs me and I can continue to do nothing for HOURS.
我真希望我能说服我自己我已经打了足够久的盹了。但其实不是。我通常是起得很早，比如三点，就是为了让我意识到现在还是夜晚，没有人需要我，我可以接着好几个小时什么都不做。
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I wish I could convince myself that snooze is sufficient. It's not. I typically wake up early, like 3am, specifically so I can get off on the realization that it's nighttime and nobody needs me and I can continue to do nothing for HOURS.
我真希望我能说服我自己我已经打了足够久的盹了。但其实不是。我通常是起得很早，比如三点，就是为了让我意识到现在还是夜晚，没有人需要我，我可以接着好几个小时什么都不做。
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Then I drift back to sleep, hoping I'll wake up again at 5am to repeat the process.
然后我又睡过去，希望自己能再次在早晨五点醒来，再重复一次。
然后我又睡过去，希望自己能再次在早晨五点醒来，再重复一次。
It's the best part of my day tbh.
说实话这是我每天最棒的一段时间。
说实话这是我每天最棒的一段时间。
OhMyOcelot
Something so satisfying about being the only soul awake for miles (probably not but feels like it!). Also 3am is "dead time" so it's the best time for scaring myself with random noises.
作为方圆几里之内唯一醒着的灵魂（多半并非如此不过感觉确实是这样！）确实是很令人满足的一件事。还有，早晨三点也是“万籁俱寂”的时间，所以最适合发出点随机的噪声吓我一跳了。
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Something so satisfying about being the only soul awake for miles (probably not but feels like it!). Also 3am is "dead time" so it's the best time for scaring myself with random noises.
作为方圆几里之内唯一醒着的灵魂（多半并非如此不过感觉确实是这样！）确实是很令人满足的一件事。还有，早晨三点也是“万籁俱寂”的时间，所以最适合发出点随机的噪声吓我一跳了。
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NIKOLAI_123456
Turn to the cold side
翻到凉的那面
Turn to the cold side
翻到凉的那面
deadfrien
gotta flip that pillow over!
记得把枕头也翻个面！
gotta flip that pillow over!
记得把枕头也翻个面！
LankyLegosi
Run to the bathroom to pee
跑到厕所尿尿
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Run to the bathroom to pee
跑到厕所尿尿
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deadfrien
don't fall!
别摔倒了！
don't fall!
别摔倒了！
LankyLegosi
Oh man and I have plenty of times. Stairs are my worst enemy.
我滴妈耶我可摔了太多次了。楼梯是我的大敌。
Oh man and I have plenty of times. Stairs are my worst enemy.
我滴妈耶我可摔了太多次了。楼梯是我的大敌。
Aztecah
There's stairs between your bed and your toilet?? That is a fuckin awful setup homie
你家卧室和厕所之间有楼梯？？这房屋布局也太他妈糟糕了兄弟
There's stairs between your bed and your toilet?? That is a fuckin awful setup homie
你家卧室和厕所之间有楼梯？？这房屋布局也太他妈糟糕了兄弟
LankyLegosi
If there was a bathroom upstairs where all 3 bedrooms are, I’d be happy as hell.
如果楼上三个卧室在的地方有个厕所的话，我要乐死了。
If there was a bathroom upstairs where all 3 bedrooms are, I’d be happy as hell.
如果楼上三个卧室在的地方有个厕所的话，我要乐死了。
Really old home.
真的是很老的房间了。
真的是很老的房间了。
Aztecah
I get up to pee like 3 times a night. If I lived in your house I'd have calves of steel
我每天晚上差不多得起夜三次。我要是住在你家，我的小腿都要变成铁打的了。
I get up to pee like 3 times a night. If I lived in your house I'd have calves of steel
我每天晚上差不多得起夜三次。我要是住在你家，我的小腿都要变成铁打的了。
NightTime2727
Just open the window and piss through it. Easy solution... unless you don't have a window.
直接打开窗户往外尿呗。很好解决……除非你家卧室没窗户。
Just open the window and piss through it. Easy solution... unless you don't have a window.
直接打开窗户往外尿呗。很好解决……除非你家卧室没窗户。
Edit: Just to be clear, this was intended as a joke. If you fall through the window or are injured in some other way, I am in no way responsible. I'm only saying this because I know that humans can be stupid at times.
编辑：澄清一下，我本来是开玩笑的。如果你尿尿的时候从窗户里甩出去了或者不知道为啥就受伤了，那我不负责任。我这么说只是因为我知道人类有时会很蠢。
编辑：澄清一下，我本来是开玩笑的。如果你尿尿的时候从窗户里甩出去了或者不知道为啥就受伤了，那我不负责任。我这么说只是因为我知道人类有时会很蠢。
Crossfire7
Don’t do this. I spent the summers at my grandmas house that was set up like this, all bedrooms upstairs and one bathroom. It was also built in like 1900, and windows were easily 45 years old. I opened it to take a leak, and the window gave out and slammed shut, sending a hail of untempered glass into the bedroom and I swore I almost lost my pecker.
别这么做。我夏天在奶奶家住，她们家的布局也是这样的，所有卧室都在楼上，只有一个洗手间。她家是上世纪初造好的，所以窗户已经45岁了。我打开窗户尿一泡，结果窗户没顶住突然关上了，碎玻璃满卧室飞，我的鸟差点没了。
Don’t do this. I spent the summers at my grandmas house that was set up like this, all bedrooms upstairs and one bathroom. It was also built in like 1900, and windows were easily 45 years old. I opened it to take a leak, and the window gave out and slammed shut, sending a hail of untempered glass into the bedroom and I swore I almost lost my pecker.
别这么做。我夏天在奶奶家住，她们家的布局也是这样的，所有卧室都在楼上，只有一个洗手间。她家是上世纪初造好的，所以窗户已经45岁了。我打开窗户尿一泡，结果窗户没顶住突然关上了，碎玻璃满卧室飞，我的鸟差点没了。
LevelPerception4
I don’t think I would get up if I didn’t have to pee. Alarm clocks help, but if I need to get up early, I’m chugging a bottle of water right before I go to sleep.
我觉得假如我不想尿尿的话我就起不来床。闹钟会帮我，但如果我真的需要早起，那么我会在上床之前先灌自己一大瓶水。
I don’t think I would get up if I didn’t have to pee. Alarm clocks help, but if I need to get up early, I’m chugging a bottle of water right before I go to sleep.
我觉得假如我不想尿尿的话我就起不来床。闹钟会帮我，但如果我真的需要早起，那么我会在上床之前先灌自己一大瓶水。
Flutterfli
Look out my window at the sky. No matter if it's cold and raining, or sunny with clouds I always give a big smile. Idk why but I've just always done that when I wake up
顺着窗户往外看。不论是阴冷下雨还是晴朗白云，我永远会露出一个大大的微笑。我不知道为什么，但我每次醒来就是会这么做。
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Look out my window at the sky. No matter if it's cold and raining, or sunny with clouds I always give a big smile. Idk why but I've just always done that when I wake up
顺着窗户往外看。不论是阴冷下雨还是晴朗白云，我永远会露出一个大大的微笑。我不知道为什么，但我每次醒来就是会这么做。
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smol_boi-_-
Just happy to be alive.
活着真开心
Just happy to be alive.
活着真开心
Shinlos
I guess you are what many strive to be
我猜你是很多人做梦都想成为的那种人。
I guess you are what many strive to be
我猜你是很多人做梦都想成为的那种人。
eschmidt310
Remember the days in elementary school, when you’d wake up and look out the window to snow, and then you’d get super excited for a possible snow day!?
还记得上小学的时候，起床醒来向外看发现在下雪，然后你就会变得超级兴奋因为有可能放假吗？
Remember the days in elementary school, when you’d wake up and look out the window to snow, and then you’d get super excited for a possible snow day!?
还记得上小学的时候，起床醒来向外看发现在下雪，然后你就会变得超级兴奋因为有可能放假吗？
finalmantisy83
Suffer
遭罪
Suffer
遭罪
TheMindhazard
Same. And this weird feeling of 'aww shit, here we go again' but not in the cool GTA kind of way, more in a Groundhog Day kind of way.
我也一样，这种“哦妈的，又来了”的诡异的感觉，但不是那种很酷的GTA一样的方式，更像是土拨鼠之日那样的方式。
Same. And this weird feeling of 'aww shit, here we go again' but not in the cool GTA kind of way, more in a Groundhog Day kind of way.
我也一样，这种“哦妈的，又来了”的诡异的感觉，但不是那种很酷的GTA一样的方式，更像是土拨鼠之日那样的方式。
Many-Goose-9158
Like a contemplating is my job, life/existence, and comfort worth this? The f'n BS of having to travel 1.5hrs into a shit stain called Chicago, walk another mile in the freezing sideways wind cold or rain (the freezing rain is my favorite), to work every damn day, sucking down antidepressants kinda feeling. Then finally get home to enjoy a couple hours of cozy warm home/bed before having to realize you get to do it, yet again and knowing you're never gonna be able to "retire" Ugh. I love that.
比如冥想我的工作，生命/存在，以及与此配得上的舒适？我得为了上班每天都通勤1.5个小时到一个叫芝加哥的鬼地方，在寒冷的人行道上迎着冷风或雨再走一英里（我最喜欢的是冻雨），还得吃抗抑郁的药。然后终于回到家享受一会儿舒服温暖的床，最终意识到你还得把整个流程再做一遍，并且知道你这辈子永远也没有可能“退休”。呃。我爱死这种生活了。
Like a contemplating is my job, life/existence, and comfort worth this? The f'n BS of having to travel 1.5hrs into a shit stain called Chicago, walk another mile in the freezing sideways wind cold or rain (the freezing rain is my favorite), to work every damn day, sucking down antidepressants kinda feeling. Then finally get home to enjoy a couple hours of cozy warm home/bed before having to realize you get to do it, yet again and knowing you're never gonna be able to "retire" Ugh. I love that.
比如冥想我的工作，生命/存在，以及与此配得上的舒适？我得为了上班每天都通勤1.5个小时到一个叫芝加哥的鬼地方，在寒冷的人行道上迎着冷风或雨再走一英里（我最喜欢的是冻雨），还得吃抗抑郁的药。然后终于回到家享受一会儿舒服温暖的床，最终意识到你还得把整个流程再做一遍，并且知道你这辈子永远也没有可能“退休”。呃。我爱死这种生活了。
SomeoneBeingNice
Smile because my cat wakes me up each morning. Hard to do anything else other than appreciate his cuteness.
微笑，因为我家猫每天早上都会把我叫醒。除了欣赏他的可爱之外很难做其他任何事情。
Smile because my cat wakes me up each morning. Hard to do anything else other than appreciate his cuteness.
微笑，因为我家猫每天早上都会把我叫醒。除了欣赏他的可爱之外很难做其他任何事情。
Known-Nihay-999
I’m similar, but different.
我也差不多，但也有点不一样。
I’m similar, but different.
我也差不多，但也有点不一样。
Groan, because my adorable kitty is walking all over me and meowing desperately as if he hasn’t been munching on an overflowing bowl of kibble all night.
哀嚎，因为我可爱的小猫咪在我浑身上下爬来爬去，而且喵得死去活来的，好像他昨天没有整晚都在嚼那一大碗猫粮一样。
哀嚎，因为我可爱的小猫咪在我浑身上下爬来爬去，而且喵得死去活来的，好像他昨天没有整晚都在嚼那一大碗猫粮一样。
Keithninety
Pee
尿尿
Pee
尿尿
wat-am-i-doing-here
in bed?!!! MONSTER
在床上？！！！你个恶魔
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in bed?!!! MONSTER
在床上？！！！你个恶魔
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Keithninety
Well, I should have said I get out of bed first.
好吧我应该说先下床的。
Well, I should have said I get out of bed first.
好吧我应该说先下床的。
Waste_Assumption7142
But you could also pee out of the bed while laying in it.
其实你躺在床上也可以往床外尿
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But you could also pee out of the bed while laying in it.
其实你躺在床上也可以往床外尿
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Prester__John
Without opening your eyes beforehand?!!! WEIRDO
连眼睛都不睁？！！！太怪了
Without opening your eyes beforehand?!!! WEIRDO
连眼睛都不睁？！！！太怪了
Call_Me_Mimzi
Sigh and roll out of bed
叹口气，滚下床
Sigh and roll out of bed
叹口气，滚下床
Jelz
Honestly, stretch arms and legs to that point where they start shaking then rip a thunderous fart.
说真的，用力伸展胳膊腿，直到四肢开始发抖，然后放一个雷霆万钧的响屁。
Honestly, stretch arms and legs to that point where they start shaking then rip a thunderous fart.
说真的，用力伸展胳膊腿，直到四肢开始发抖，然后放一个雷霆万钧的响屁。
ilomiloe
Stretching until shaking, man the best feeling i can get when waking up.
伸懒腰直到发抖，玛德这是我醒来时最棒的感受。
Stretching until shaking, man the best feeling i can get when waking up.
伸懒腰直到发抖，玛德这是我醒来时最棒的感受。
Subject_Candy_8411
I had to check to make sure you are not my husband..
我得反复确认你确实不是我丈夫。
I had to check to make sure you are not my husband..
我得反复确认你确实不是我丈夫。
subparhooker
We married to the same man?
我们嫁了同一个男人？
We married to the same man?
我们嫁了同一个男人？
Ecrofer
hating myself because i cant fucking sleep enough like ever and i still dont know why
恨我自己，因为我这辈子怎么也睡不够，我现在也不知道为什么。
hating myself because i cant fucking sleep enough like ever and i still dont know why
恨我自己，因为我这辈子怎么也睡不够，我现在也不知道为什么。
going to bed at 8 o'clock?
八点钟上床睡觉？
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八点钟上床睡觉？
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my body thinks fuck me and just wakes me up at 2am, no im not fully rested and no, i cant just sleep any longer
我的身体会想去他妈的吧然后凌晨两点把我叫醒，不我确实没有休息好，但不，我也再睡不着了。
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我的身体会想去他妈的吧然后凌晨两点把我叫醒，不我确实没有休息好，但不，我也再睡不着了。
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the only upside to this is that i cant oversleep for work
唯一的好处就是我不会因为睡过头上班迟到。
唯一的好处就是我不会因为睡过头上班迟到。
Noshamina
I then get tired moments before needing to do something.
然后我就会遇到在需要做某事之前先觉得疲倦的时刻。
I then get tired moments before needing to do something.
然后我就会遇到在需要做某事之前先觉得疲倦的时刻。
VindictiveVirgin
It's because there are monsters nearby
那是因为附近有魔鬼
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It's because there are monsters nearby
那是因为附近有魔鬼
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NoThanksJustLooking1
I think a really huge factor is consistency. If you're going to fall asleep at 8, you need to do that every night. Eventually you're body will get the hint that 8 pm is bed time and adjust the wake up time to it. If you normally sleep at 2 am and one random night sleep at 8 pm, your body might think of it as a nap because it's so much earlier than your usual time for bed.
我觉得特别重要的因素是坚持。如果你想要八点钟睡着，那你得每天都这么做。到时候你的身体就会知道晚上八点是睡觉时间，并且会据此调整醒来的时间。如果你通常在半夜两点睡觉，只有某一天晚上在晚上八点睡觉，那么你的身体可能会觉得这一觉是打个盹，因为它比起你通常上床睡觉的时间早太多了。
I think a really huge factor is consistency. If you're going to fall asleep at 8, you need to do that every night. Eventually you're body will get the hint that 8 pm is bed time and adjust the wake up time to it. If you normally sleep at 2 am and one random night sleep at 8 pm, your body might think of it as a nap because it's so much earlier than your usual time for bed.
我觉得特别重要的因素是坚持。如果你想要八点钟睡着，那你得每天都这么做。到时候你的身体就会知道晚上八点是睡觉时间，并且会据此调整醒来的时间。如果你通常在半夜两点睡觉，只有某一天晚上在晚上八点睡觉，那么你的身体可能会觉得这一觉是打个盹，因为它比起你通常上床睡觉的时间早太多了。
py_a_thon
You could perhaps look into a Melatonin supplement... With your own research and/or a doctor's permission of course.
或许你可以买一点褪黑素补剂……当然你要自己研究研究，或者得到医生的允许。
You could perhaps look into a Melatonin supplement... With your own research and/or a doctor's permission of course.
或许你可以买一点褪黑素补剂……当然你要自己研究研究，或者得到医生的允许。
Also, and this is an underated tip...set all of your screens to low light mode and/or/also "warm" color at atound 2-3 hours before sleep. These screens are crazy. And if not configured specifically, the colir emulates what the human mind subconsciously views as "blue light" which interferes with natural circadian rhythm.
哦对了，这个建议很多人都不当回事……在你睡觉之前的两三个小时，把你的所有屏幕都调节到低光模式或是“暖”色调模式。如果没有调好的话，颜色会模仿人脑下意识认为是“蓝光”的颜色，这会干扰自然的节律周期。
哦对了，这个建议很多人都不当回事……在你睡觉之前的两三个小时，把你的所有屏幕都调节到低光模式或是“暖”色调模式。如果没有调好的话，颜色会模仿人脑下意识认为是“蓝光”的颜色，这会干扰自然的节律周期。
Sleep well my friend.
祝你睡得安稳，我的朋友。
祝你睡得安稳，我的朋友。
ProbablyABore
Scratch my balls.
挠蛋蛋。
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Scratch my balls.
挠蛋蛋。
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pineappledaddy
Chug water. Gets the body booted up properly
灌水。让身体好好启动。
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Chug water. Gets the body booted up properly
灌水。让身体好好启动。
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ilaissezfaire
Aryuvedic morning routine : lemon water to stimulate digestive track, yoga to wake up, eliminate waste, morning skincare routine, have a cup of coffee and reddit before the kids wake up.
阿育吠陀起床法：柠檬水用来刺激消化道，瑜伽用来精神起来，排泄废物，早间护肤，喝杯咖啡，看会儿Reddit，等孩子们起床。
Aryuvedic morning routine : lemon water to stimulate digestive track, yoga to wake up, eliminate waste, morning skincare routine, have a cup of coffee and reddit before the kids wake up.
阿育吠陀起床法：柠檬水用来刺激消化道，瑜伽用来精神起来，排泄废物，早间护肤，喝杯咖啡，看会儿Reddit，等孩子们起床。
9780143107262
Visit the loo and drop a fat log of shit.
去趟厕所拉一大泡屎。
Visit the loo and drop a fat log of shit.
去趟厕所拉一大泡屎。
deadfrien
good metabolism
新陈代谢不错
good metabolism
新陈代谢不错
9780143107262
Thanks. I have vegetable soup every evening.
谢谢。我每天早晨都喝蔬菜汤。
Thanks. I have vegetable soup every evening.
谢谢。我每天早晨都喝蔬菜汤。
I go like clockwork now.
我现在准得像钟。
我现在准得像钟。
Both-Artichoke834
Find my specs.
找眼镜。
Find my specs.
找眼镜。
TrueLordDipShit
“Here we fucking go again”
“又他妈来一遍”
“Here we fucking go again”
“又他妈来一遍”
Puts on happy face mask*
戴上笑脸面具
戴上笑脸面具
-One_
Shower or yell at whoever's in the shower to hurry it up already (especially if they just got in)
冲个澡，或者喊已经在冲澡的人赶紧洗（尤其假如他们刚进去的话）
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Shower or yell at whoever's in the shower to hurry it up already (especially if they just got in)
冲个澡，或者喊已经在冲澡的人赶紧洗（尤其假如他们刚进去的话）
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Samsofine
Lay in bed for 5 mins, then get ready for school
在床上躺五分钟，然后准备上学
Lay in bed for 5 mins, then get ready for school
在床上躺五分钟，然后准备上学
anonymous32434
Contemplate every choice I’ve ever made up to that point and regret over half of it
思考我这辈子做过的所有决定，后悔其中一半的决定
Contemplate every choice I’ve ever made up to that point and regret over half of it
思考我这辈子做过的所有决定，后悔其中一半的决定
cbraeburn
Lie in bed for another 15 minutes wondering what the hell I was dreaming about.
再躺15分钟，思考自己刚才梦见了个啥
Lie in bed for another 15 minutes wondering what the hell I was dreaming about.
再躺15分钟，思考自己刚才梦见了个啥
Playingpokerwithgod
Realize that was all just a dream.
意识到刚才的一切只是个梦。
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Realize that was all just a dream.
意识到刚才的一切只是个梦。
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necesitafresita
Browse my phone. Which seems to be the common thing.
划拉手机。好像大家都会做这件事。
Browse my phone. Which seems to be the common thing.
划拉手机。好像大家都会做这件事。
WufflyTime
Continue snuggling into bed. I seem to always wake up before the alarm goes off.
接着在床上顾蛹。我好像总是能在闹铃响起来之前起床。
Continue snuggling into bed. I seem to always wake up before the alarm goes off.
接着在床上顾蛹。我好像总是能在闹铃响起来之前起床。
DyingSpartan
Get up, turn alarm that's on the other side of my room off, start brewing coffee, pee, then drink my coffee. It's all a race to start my coffee before I piss myself
起床，把房间另一侧的闹钟关掉，开始煮咖啡，尿尿，然后喝咖啡。基本上就是赶在尿裤子之前把咖啡煮好。
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Get up, turn alarm that's on the other side of my room off, start brewing coffee, pee, then drink my coffee. It's all a race to start my coffee before I piss myself
起床，把房间另一侧的闹钟关掉，开始煮咖啡，尿尿，然后喝咖啡。基本上就是赶在尿裤子之前把咖啡煮好。
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Defan3
Turn off the alarm clock and then put my clothes on. Then my glasses and watch. Then I go pee.
关掉闹钟然后穿上衣服。然后戴眼镜戴表。然后去尿尿。
Turn off the alarm clock and then put my clothes on. Then my glasses and watch. Then I go pee.
关掉闹钟然后穿上衣服。然后戴眼镜戴表。然后去尿尿。
Substantial-Hair-170
Turn on the heater cos it’s so cold
打开暖气因为太冷了
Turn on the heater cos it’s so cold
打开暖气因为太冷了
The_fair_sniper
pass out again for another 2-4 hours,then sit in front on my PC.
再昏睡两到四个小时，然后坐到我的电脑前面。
pass out again for another 2-4 hours,then sit in front on my PC.
再昏睡两到四个小时，然后坐到我的电脑前面。
wallapatookunk
Tuck the boner in
把晨勃塞进去
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Tuck the boner in
把晨勃塞进去
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ARM_128Bit
Sometimes I want to sleep next, sometimes I remember how I'm old and I have to find a wife
有时我想接着睡，有时我想起自己已经老大不小了该找个老婆了。
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Sometimes I want to sleep next, sometimes I remember how I'm old and I have to find a wife
有时我想接着睡，有时我想起自己已经老大不小了该找个老婆了。
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thejoesterrr
I check my phone then sit there for 20 minutes which inevitably ends in me giving up and running to the bathroom to pee
我会看一眼手机，然后呆坐20分钟，最终不可避免地放弃，冲到洗手间尿尿。
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I check my phone then sit there for 20 minutes which inevitably ends in me giving up and running to the bathroom to pee
我会看一眼手机，然后呆坐20分钟，最终不可避免地放弃，冲到洗手间尿尿。
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Braethias
Remove the bird cover from the birds. They'll sit in the dark otherwise, thinking it's night time. It's not night time, silly birds. It's day. You don't know. You're birds.
给鸟儿把鸟笼子上的帘子拿掉。要不然它们会在黑暗中继续坐着，以为是晚上。已经不是晚上啦，傻鸟们。白天了。但你们不知道。因为你们是鸟儿。
Remove the bird cover from the birds. They'll sit in the dark otherwise, thinking it's night time. It's not night time, silly birds. It's day. You don't know. You're birds.
给鸟儿把鸟笼子上的帘子拿掉。要不然它们会在黑暗中继续坐着，以为是晚上。已经不是晚上啦，傻鸟们。白天了。但你们不知道。因为你们是鸟儿。
croquemb0uche
think how difficult life is and curse everything
思考生活有多么困难，然后诅咒一切
think how difficult life is and curse everything
思考生活有多么困难，然后诅咒一切
waldoph
Make my bed and to do list of course. I can’t walk to the bathroom without making my freaking bed
叠好被，然后整理好今天要做的事情。我要是没叠好被是不可能去厕所的。
Make my bed and to do list of course. I can’t walk to the bathroom without making my freaking bed
叠好被，然后整理好今天要做的事情。我要是没叠好被是不可能去厕所的。
LivingandDyinginLA
Have anxiety. Like immediately.
开始焦虑。就，立刻开始焦虑。
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Have anxiety. Like immediately.
开始焦虑。就，立刻开始焦虑。
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Finna_Go_HAM
Honestly, I always try to figure out what day it is by playing back the events of the previous day.
说真的，我总是要通过把昨天发生的事情回忆一遍的方式来搞清楚今天星期几。
Honestly, I always try to figure out what day it is by playing back the events of the previous day.
说真的，我总是要通过把昨天发生的事情回忆一遍的方式来搞清楚今天星期几。
mostlygray
Sit up quietly on the edge of the bed until my blood pressure comes up (postural hypotension). Then get the day going.
安静地坐在床边，直到血压回升（体位性低血压）。然后开始这一天。
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Sit up quietly on the edge of the bed until my blood pressure comes up (postural hypotension). Then get the day going.
安静地坐在床边，直到血压回升（体位性低血压）。然后开始这一天。
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WilstoeUlgo
Silence my alarm. Let the cat in. Lay back down and proceed to chill with said cat for 10 minutes.
把闹钟关掉。把猫放进来。躺回去，和猫咪一起放松十分钟。
Silence my alarm. Let the cat in. Lay back down and proceed to chill with said cat for 10 minutes.
把闹钟关掉。把猫放进来。躺回去，和猫咪一起放松十分钟。
brit_parent
Get up and feed the cat. If I delay it he bites me feet.
起床喂猫。我要是晚了他就咬我脚。
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Get up and feed the cat. If I delay it he bites me feet.
起床喂猫。我要是晚了他就咬我脚。
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HelloGrammarGirl
Check my local news to see the the zombie apocalypse started, so I don't have to go to work.
看看当地的新闻，僵尸世界末日到没到来，来了的话我就不用去上班了。
Check my local news to see the the zombie apocalypse started, so I don't have to go to work.
看看当地的新闻，僵尸世界末日到没到来，来了的话我就不用去上班了。
lotus_eater123
Same as any other cat owner. Feed the Cat.
和所有铲屎官一样。喂猫。
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Same as any other cat owner. Feed the Cat.
和所有铲屎官一样。喂猫。
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Nisa4444
Have a long mental argument with myself trying to convince myself to get out of bed.
和自己展开一场漫长的心灵争辩，尝试说服自己起床。
Have a long mental argument with myself trying to convince myself to get out of bed.
和自己展开一场漫长的心灵争辩，尝试说服自己起床。
Appropriate-Rough563
Put on my smart watch. Calories don’t burn if nothing is keeping track of them.
戴上智能手表。没有东西记录的话，卡路里就不会燃烧掉。
Put on my smart watch. Calories don’t burn if nothing is keeping track of them.
戴上智能手表。没有东西记录的话，卡路里就不会燃烧掉。
unoisdead
lie in my bed awake for fifteen minutes like my body is trying to initialize and download resources for the rest of the day
醒着在床上躺15分钟，就好像我的身体正在初始化，并为接下来的一天下载资源一样。
lie in my bed awake for fifteen minutes like my body is trying to initialize and download resources for the rest of the day
醒着在床上躺15分钟，就好像我的身体正在初始化，并为接下来的一天下载资源一样。
theelordxx
Look around and realise my dream was more interesting then my life and go back to sleep
看看四周，然后意识到我的梦比我的生活更有意思，然后接着睡
Look around and realise my dream was more interesting then my life and go back to sleep
看看四周，然后意识到我的梦比我的生活更有意思，然后接着睡
Agile_Piece_8882
Remove my cat from my chest
把猫从我胸口挪走
Remove my cat from my chest
把猫从我胸口挪走
nadira-bee
I’m so excited about mornings and after waking up, first, I touch my phone to see if I have any breaking news notifications or text messages from overnight.
我每天早晨醒来之后都特别兴奋。首先我会点开手机看看有没有任何突发新闻的通知，或是昨晚没回的消息。
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I’m so excited about mornings and after waking up, first, I touch my phone to see if I have any breaking news notifications or text messages from overnight.
我每天早晨醒来之后都特别兴奋。首先我会点开手机看看有没有任何突发新闻的通知，或是昨晚没回的消息。
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Gondwana_T5
Hit the ole porcelain and let the waterfall breach the dam
冲到那个大瓷盆前头，让瀑布决堤
Hit the ole porcelain and let the waterfall breach the dam
冲到那个大瓷盆前头，让瀑布决堤
Vampryssa
Check my phone to see if it is charged. Unless I desperately need to pee.
看一眼手机充没充满。除非我憋不住要尿尿。
Check my phone to see if it is charged. Unless I desperately need to pee.
看一眼手机充没充满。除非我憋不住要尿尿。
DagothSlur
Check the time, if it’s early, smile cause I get to sleep again, if not, suffer for 10 minutes and will myself to get up XD
看一眼时间。如果还早，那就能笑出来，因为我可以再睡一会儿，如果不早了，那就痛苦十分钟，然后给自己打气起床哈哈
Check the time, if it’s early, smile cause I get to sleep again, if not, suffer for 10 minutes and will myself to get up XD
看一眼时间。如果还早，那就能笑出来，因为我可以再睡一会儿，如果不早了，那就痛苦十分钟，然后给自己打气起床哈哈
Slight-Ad-1744
Take care of my animals. Go outside, feed and water, spend time with, that kind of stuff.
照顾我养的动物。出门，吃饭喝水，花时间陪陪谁，之类的。
Take care of my animals. Go outside, feed and water, spend time with, that kind of stuff.
照顾我养的动物。出门，吃饭喝水，花时间陪陪谁，之类的。
yoshhash
Stoke the woodstove, try to get the last embers from last night. I literally jump out of bed some days, just for fun. Such a good motivation.
给柴火灶添柴，试着找到昨天晚上没烧完的炭块。我有些时候真的会从床上跳起来，就是为了好玩。动机太好了。
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Stoke the woodstove, try to get the last embers from last night. I literally jump out of bed some days, just for fun. Such a good motivation.
给柴火灶添柴，试着找到昨天晚上没烧完的炭块。我有些时候真的会从床上跳起来，就是为了好玩。动机太好了。
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Stitchess__
Try to find the will to live while holding my body pillow for a few mins than I check my phone. Sometimes I also look out my tiny window, I love snow and rain so if I see it I automatically feel bette
一边抱着等身抱枕一边尝试找到活下去的理由，等几分钟然后看一眼手机。有时我还会从自己的小窗户往外看，我喜欢雪和雨，所以如果能看见的话我就会感觉好一些。
Try to find the will to live while holding my body pillow for a few mins than I check my phone. Sometimes I also look out my tiny window, I love snow and rain so if I see it I automatically feel bette
一边抱着等身抱枕一边尝试找到活下去的理由，等几分钟然后看一眼手机。有时我还会从自己的小窗户往外看，我喜欢雪和雨，所以如果能看见的话我就会感觉好一些。
AhFFSImTooOldForThis
Groan.
哀嚎。
Groan.
哀嚎。
TheLettre7
Look at the time on my phone, and then rest for around ten more minutes, I almost always wake up before my alarm.
看看手机上的时间，然后再歇十分钟。我几乎总是能在闹钟响起来之前起床。
Look at the time on my phone, and then rest for around ten more minutes, I almost always wake up before my alarm.
看看手机上的时间，然后再歇十分钟。我几乎总是能在闹钟响起来之前起床。
Thick-Contribution16
Sit at the edge of my bed and stare at the wall.
坐在床边，盯着墙看。
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Sit at the edge of my bed and stare at the wall.
坐在床边，盯着墙看。
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TheFluffersFluffer
I have some pretty lit dreams, so usually I brace myself to reintegrate my consciousness with the real world and remember how simultaneously wonderful and shitty it is all at once.
我会做一些特别真实的梦，所以我通常会让自己的意识重新回到现实世界，回忆起来这个现实世界是多么的美妙也是多么的糟糕。
I have some pretty lit dreams, so usually I brace myself to reintegrate my consciousness with the real world and remember how simultaneously wonderful and shitty it is all at once.
我会做一些特别真实的梦，所以我通常会让自己的意识重新回到现实世界，回忆起来这个现实世界是多么的美妙也是多么的糟糕。
After that .5 seconds of time, I roll over and check my phone like probably 90% of everyone else lmao.
在这零点五秒的时间过去之后，我就翻个身看看手机，和差不多90%的人一样。哈哈哈
在这零点五秒的时间过去之后，我就翻个身看看手机，和差不多90%的人一样。哈哈哈
Lightzeaka
It varies. Usually I grab my phone and snooze, or at least turn off the alarm. Then sometimes (and I'm trying to break this habit) I just check all the upxes on my phone and browse social media got a bit. Finally, after that I get my clothes for my shower and go attempt to take a dump. Sometimes I'm able to wake up, silence the alarm, and immediately go to the bathroom without browsing my phone... But I always browse it on the toilet. After I finish, I take a shower, and then get ready for work.
分情况。我通常会抓起手机按下打盹键，至少会把闹钟关掉，然后有时候（我正在尝试放弃这个坏习惯）我会点开手机上的所有信息更新，看看社交媒体什么的。最后我会穿好衣服准备冲个澡，然后试试拉泡屎。有时我能起床，按掉闹铃，然后立刻去洗手间，不会刷手机……但我在厕所也会看手机。完事之后我就冲个澡，然后准备工作。
It varies. Usually I grab my phone and snooze, or at least turn off the alarm. Then sometimes (and I'm trying to break this habit) I just check all the upxes on my phone and browse social media got a bit. Finally, after that I get my clothes for my shower and go attempt to take a dump. Sometimes I'm able to wake up, silence the alarm, and immediately go to the bathroom without browsing my phone... But I always browse it on the toilet. After I finish, I take a shower, and then get ready for work.
分情况。我通常会抓起手机按下打盹键，至少会把闹钟关掉，然后有时候（我正在尝试放弃这个坏习惯）我会点开手机上的所有信息更新，看看社交媒体什么的。最后我会穿好衣服准备冲个澡，然后试试拉泡屎。有时我能起床，按掉闹铃，然后立刻去洗手间，不会刷手机……但我在厕所也会看手机。完事之后我就冲个澡，然后准备工作。
I'm weekends, I don't take a dump in the morning. I wake up (without an alarm) and browse my phone for a bit, then if I have stuff to do outside of my home that day, I shower.
如果是周末的话，那我早晨就不会拉屎。我会自然醒（没有闹钟）然后看一会儿手机。如果那天我有事情要出门的话，我就洗个澡。
如果是周末的话，那我早晨就不会拉屎。我会自然醒（没有闹钟）然后看一会儿手机。如果那天我有事情要出门的话，我就洗个澡。
hatelifetoo
Cries
哭
Cries
哭
Lil-AbootZ
Get depressed after realizing the sex dream was not real
在意识到昨晚的春梦不是真的之后，开始抑郁。
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Get depressed after realizing the sex dream was not real
在意识到昨晚的春梦不是真的之后，开始抑郁。
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kingofbeingshit
go on my ipad and just reply to everything i got then lose track of time and its 3pm
打开ipad，回复我需要回复的所有信息，然后失去对时间的意识，然后发现已经下午三点了。
go on my ipad and just reply to everything i got then lose track of time and its 3pm
打开ipad，回复我需要回复的所有信息，然后失去对时间的意识，然后发现已经下午三点了。
ami2weird4u
Question my life choices and spend 10 minutes wondering if I should get up or not, but by then I usually go to the bathroom and figure, as long as I'm up, I might as well get the day started.
质疑我做过的人生选择，然后花10分钟的时间思考自己应不应该起床，但是到时候我通常已经在洗手间了，只要我能起来的话。然后我就准备一天的事情。
Question my life choices and spend 10 minutes wondering if I should get up or not, but by then I usually go to the bathroom and figure, as long as I'm up, I might as well get the day started.
质疑我做过的人生选择，然后花10分钟的时间思考自己应不应该起床，但是到时候我通常已经在洗手间了，只要我能起来的话。然后我就准备一天的事情。
Bunzees
Turn off the alarm, and if I don’t snooze, I get up and almost sleepwalk to the kitchen to feed my cat who absolutely freaks out at the idea of finally getting some food.
关掉闹铃。如果我没接着打盹的话，我就起床，几乎梦游一般地走到厨房去喂猫，它只要一想到终于有东西吃了就几乎要疯了。
Turn off the alarm, and if I don’t snooze, I get up and almost sleepwalk to the kitchen to feed my cat who absolutely freaks out at the idea of finally getting some food.
关掉闹铃。如果我没接着打盹的话，我就起床，几乎梦游一般地走到厨房去喂猫，它只要一想到终于有东西吃了就几乎要疯了。
JennbunVA
The first thing I do is I wake up and play my Daily Streak on a Game.
第一件事就是醒过来在游戏上做每日签到。
The first thing I do is I wake up and play my Daily Streak on a Game.
第一件事就是醒过来在游戏上做每日签到。
575 days and still going strong :)
575天了，仍然在坚持！
575天了，仍然在坚持！
Larsonpl
Sending "Ah shit here we go again" to my friend. We successfully send this every morning to each other for more that a year. And unsuccessfully for around three.
给我朋友发一条“哎他妈的又是一天”。我们已经成功地互相发这条消息超过一年了。不成功的时候大概有三年。
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Sending "Ah shit here we go again" to my friend. We successfully send this every morning to each other for more that a year. And unsuccessfully for around three.
给我朋友发一条“哎他妈的又是一天”。我们已经成功地互相发这条消息超过一年了。不成功的时候大概有三年。
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sexysouthernaccent
Greet my cat because she has been waiting for me to wake up. Love that early morning scratching
跟我的猫道早安，因为她一直在等我起床。喜欢她一大清早就开始挠东西的样子。
Greet my cat because she has been waiting for me to wake up. Love that early morning scratching
跟我的猫道早安，因为她一直在等我起床。喜欢她一大清早就开始挠东西的样子。
HarbringerofFailure
Check to see if I have a migraine
看看我是不是犯偏头痛了
Check to see if I have a migraine
看看我是不是犯偏头痛了
TrekEenBuis
Yo nobody give their so a kiss or something?
哟没人亲一口自己的另一半吗
Yo nobody give their so a kiss or something?
哟没人亲一口自己的另一半吗
minisrugbycoach
Curse myself for how tied I am and promise myself an early night after work that day..... It never happens and I never learn.
因为自己累得要命而骂自己，向自己保证今晚工作完早点睡……这种事从来不会发生，我也从来都不长记性。
Curse myself for how tied I am and promise myself an early night after work that day..... It never happens and I never learn.
因为自己累得要命而骂自己，向自己保证今晚工作完早点睡……这种事从来不会发生，我也从来都不长记性。
yaycoasttocoast
Immediately try to remember what position I was in before falling alseep, and recognize that current position - have I moved in my sleep I'll ask myself? Failed experiment every time..
立刻试着回忆自己在睡着之前是什么姿势，然后再看看自己现在是什么姿势——我会问自己睡觉的时候我翻过身吗？这个实验每次都会失败……
Immediately try to remember what position I was in before falling alseep, and recognize that current position - have I moved in my sleep I'll ask myself? Failed experiment every time..
立刻试着回忆自己在睡着之前是什么姿势，然后再看看自己现在是什么姿势——我会问自己睡觉的时候我翻过身吗？这个实验每次都会失败……
UpvoteMyColleague
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BurghFinsFan
Remember what day it is. I work nights so sometimes I lose track of what day it is lol
回忆一下今天星期几。我有时上夜班，所以会忘了今天是哪天哈哈哈
Remember what day it is. I work nights so sometimes I lose track of what day it is lol
回忆一下今天星期几。我有时上夜班，所以会忘了今天是哪天哈哈哈
Daymareman
Feed my cat, shes usually the one waking me up before the alarmclock goes off, and if she aint getting her morningfood shes just gonna keep waking me up.
喂猫，她通常会在闹钟响起来之前就把我叫醒，而且如果她早晨吃不到饭的话，她就会一直叫我起床。
Feed my cat, shes usually the one waking me up before the alarmclock goes off, and if she aint getting her morningfood shes just gonna keep waking me up.
喂猫，她通常会在闹钟响起来之前就把我叫醒，而且如果她早晨吃不到饭的话，她就会一直叫我起床。
barefoot_yank
I lay there and listen. I'm up most of the night anyway so I just lay there and listen.....we have lots of owls and coyotes in our neighborhood so I'm either hearing hoot hoot hoot of great horned owls.....a weird warbling of screech owls.....or the screech of barn owls......or what sounds like the scream of 50 small children wanting mama (coyotes)....or the worst yet. Absolutely nothing. Those nights chill the fuck out of me. Hearing absolutely nothing.
我会躺在床上倾听。晚上我基本都不睡，所以我就躺在那里倾听……我们这里有很多的猫头鹰和野狼，所以我要么会听到雕鸮唔唔唔的叫声……要么会听到鸣角鸮诡异的哇哇声……要么听到仓枭的啸叫声……或者是五十个小孩子叫妈妈一样的尖叫声（野狼）……最糟糕的是什么都听不到。那种晚上会把我吓个半死。什么都听不到。
I lay there and listen. I'm up most of the night anyway so I just lay there and listen.....we have lots of owls and coyotes in our neighborhood so I'm either hearing hoot hoot hoot of great horned owls.....a weird warbling of screech owls.....or the screech of barn owls......or what sounds like the scream of 50 small children wanting mama (coyotes)....or the worst yet. Absolutely nothing. Those nights chill the fuck out of me. Hearing absolutely nothing.
我会躺在床上倾听。晚上我基本都不睡，所以我就躺在那里倾听……我们这里有很多的猫头鹰和野狼，所以我要么会听到雕鸮唔唔唔的叫声……要么会听到鸣角鸮诡异的哇哇声……要么听到仓枭的啸叫声……或者是五十个小孩子叫妈妈一样的尖叫声（野狼）……最糟糕的是什么都听不到。那种晚上会把我吓个半死。什么都听不到。
RogerRabbit1234
Try to smell for the coffee to see if my wife has started making coffee yet.
闻闻有没有咖啡味儿，看看我老婆是不是开始煮咖啡了
Try to smell for the coffee to see if my wife has started making coffee yet.
闻闻有没有咖啡味儿，看看我老婆是不是开始煮咖啡了
No_Chipmunk5315
Complain in my head about the day then go about my day as normal to repeat the process the next day
在脑子里抱怨即将到来的一天，然后照常进行这一天，明天把这个流程再重复一遍。
Complain in my head about the day then go about my day as normal to repeat the process the next day
在脑子里抱怨即将到来的一天，然后照常进行这一天，明天把这个流程再重复一遍。
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