养猫养狗“劝退”指南
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Zara the squid!
WOO GO DOGGO! Whoever kicked the poor thing deserves worse!
哇，狗狗!不管是谁踢了这可怜的东西，都该受到更为严厉的惩罚!
D20 Games
That deserves a treat. That is a good kitty.
这是只文明猫，你应该好好犒劳它一下
Collin Lyle
My vet wanted me to put wanted me to put one of my cats on a diet. I told the vet no because I didn't want to die.
兽医想让我家猫节食。我拒绝了医生的好意，因为我不想挂掉。
Zara the squid!
Princess Pamela needs to go on a diet.
你家小公主需要减肥了
Zara the squid!
Yeah, that’s incredibly dangerous. Poor dog.
是的，这非常危险。可怜的狗狗。
smolspeedycats
How did the paparazzi get a picture of me and my sibling interacting?
是谁在偷拍我和我兄妹间交流时的照片?
#8
This Is Whisper. Whisper Frequently Sneaks Outside, Then Gets Angry When We Don't Immediately Notice Her Absence, She Licks The Windows And Screams
这是我家猫。它经常偷溜出去，可一旦我们没有在第一时间没注意到她时，她就会生气得舔窗户，嚎叫
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To try to prevent our pets from seeking revenge (or appearing like that’s what they’re after), Dr. Maxwell provided some advice. “We should teach our pets how to be home alone calmly, and be sure to provide plenty of appropriate things for our pets to destroy to meet their chewing needs.” She also recommended trying to get to the bottom of why they are displaying destructive behavior, because it’s not actually to seek revenge. “For example, be sure all of the pet's basic needs are met, including plenty of exercise, enrichment, basic training, and socialization,” Dr. Maxwell told Bored Panda.
为了防止我们的宠物寻求报复(或表现出它们的目的)，麦克斯韦尔博士提供了一些建议。“我们应该教会我们的宠物如何安静呆在家里，并一定要为我们的宠物提供好多可以破快的东西，以满足它们的爱磨牙的喜好。她还建议，试着弄清他们表现出破坏性行为的原因，因为这实际上并不是报复。“例如，确保宠物的所有基本需求都得到满足，包括充足的运动、释放精力、基础训练和社交，”麦克斯韦尔博士向我们网站说到。
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#10
Cats Always Know
猫猫知道在做什么
Didn't want the cat to splash my shorts when I was giving him bath so I took them off. Found him in bedroom after.
我给我家猫洗澡的时候怕洗澡水溅到我短裤上，所以我把它脱了。后来在卧室发现了它。
Meyrin
And now he will transform into a vampire-cat during the night and sunbade during the day
这是只可以在白天晒太阳，晚上会变成吸血鬼的猫
Zara the squid!
Ohhh look at that smug face. She knows exactly what she’s doing.
哦，瞧它得意洋洋那样。它很清楚自己在做什么。
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Zara the squid!
THAT ISNT A CAT, SOMEONE CALL AN EXORCIST-
这不是猫，这应该叫做驱魔大师
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Zara the squid!
Divorce wife. Worship cat. DIVORCE WIFE. WORSHIP CAT.
猫猫：别宠你老婆，宠我
irishgoatgirl
My dog broke our cat door once. The idiot thought he could try and go through because he saw the cat do it. He's a german shepherd. He got his head stuck and it had to be cut off him. (the cat flap, not his head.) We have a new door now and he hasn't gone near it since
我家狗曾经弄坏我家的猫门。那条傻狗以为它也可以钻过去，因为他看到猫就是这么做的。它是一只德国牧羊犬。它钻猫门时候脑袋卡住了，我不得不给砍了。(是猫门，不是狗头。)我们现在换了一扇新猫门，从那以后这条傻狗就再也没有靠近过大门
Amy T
That's some direct targeting.
正中目标
Senjo Krane
Me? Nah I bin sitting here quietly waiting for you to amble in.
我弄的?我没，我只是静静地坐在这里，等着你回来。
glowworm2
These kitties are adorable though!
说真的这俩小猫好可爱!
smolspeedycats
Self-care at its finest
能自食其力最棒
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Zara the squid!
2 posts about cats and bagels…am I missing something here?
已经有两篇关于猫和面包的帖子……我是不是漏掉了什么?
Well-Dressed Wolf
If you know the plant causes diarrhea in your cat, why do you still have it indoors? :/ Cats don’t know any better. We humans have to protect them.
如果你知道这种植物会让猫拉肚子，为什么你还把它养在家里?猫能懂啥。我们人类必须懂得保护它们。
DonnerDinnerParty
Look at that face They have had it
看猫猫的表情就知道，它已经很不耐烦了
Lisa H
Cat's face says slapping will commence in 3...2...1
猫猫说我数三个数你不起来就打你 3,2,1.
Zara the squid!
Off topic but I love the close lid sign!
题外话，我喜欢墙上贴的警示牌（请关好（马桶）盖）
Zara the squid!
If you want privacy, you shouldn’t have gotten a cat! Mine meows and paws at ANY, and I mean ANY closed doors in my house until they open. She must keep watch.
如果你想要隐私，就不该养猫!我家猫会对着任何一扇关着的门喵喵叫，我的意思是，在我家里任何一扇门在打开之前。她一直提防什么。
The Best And Funniest Pet Revenge Examples
Simona Kinderytė and Adelaide Ross ANIMALS, CATS22 HOURS AGO
最佳最有趣宠物复仇瞬间
Simona Kinderytė and Adelaide Ross ANIMALS, CATS22 HOURS AGO最佳最有趣宠物复仇瞬间
They say revenge is best served cold, but it’s also best served by someone who knows us very well. And who knows us better than our beloved fur babies?
We love our pets unconditionally and work hard to give them the best lives possible, spoiling them with delicious treats, long walks and the most comfortable beds. But just like any child who’s been denied dessert or bitter ex-romantic partner, our pets are capable of plotting devious acts of revenge upon us. From destroying furniture to going potty where they know they shouldn’t, we’ve gathered some of the coldest examples of animal revenge down below, as well as an interview with Dr. Megan E. Maxwell, PhD, a Board Certified Applied Animal Behaviorist .
人们常说打是亲骂是爱，当然这只有你最亲密的人才会这样做。还有谁比我们可爱的绒毛宝宝更了解我们呢?
我们爱我们的宠物，尽力为它们提供最好的生活，美味的食物、充足的户外运动和最舒适的床宠着它们。但就像任何被拒绝想吃甜点的孩子或痛苦的前恋人一样，我们的宠物也会表达不满以示抗议。从破坏家具到随地大小便，我们收集了一些较为少见动物复仇的例子，以及对梅根·e·麦克斯韦尔博士的采访，她是一名经委员会认证的应用动物行为学家。
We love our pets unconditionally and work hard to give them the best lives possible, spoiling them with delicious treats, long walks and the most comfortable beds. But just like any child who’s been denied dessert or bitter ex-romantic partner, our pets are capable of plotting devious acts of revenge upon us. From destroying furniture to going potty where they know they shouldn’t, we’ve gathered some of the coldest examples of animal revenge down below, as well as an interview with Dr. Megan E. Maxwell, PhD, a Board Certified Applied Animal Behaviorist .
人们常说打是亲骂是爱，当然这只有你最亲密的人才会这样做。还有谁比我们可爱的绒毛宝宝更了解我们呢?
我们爱我们的宠物，尽力为它们提供最好的生活，美味的食物、充足的户外运动和最舒适的床宠着它们。但就像任何被拒绝想吃甜点的孩子或痛苦的前恋人一样，我们的宠物也会表达不满以示抗议。从破坏家具到随地大小便，我们收集了一些较为少见动物复仇的例子，以及对梅根·e·麦克斯韦尔博士的采访，她是一名经委员会认证的应用动物行为学家。
Be sure to upvote the photos you can’t help but laugh at and those that feature animals you find particularly brilliant, and allow this list to serve as a reminder that your precious pet is capable of being extremely petty. So the next time Spot begs for a treat or demands you let him outside after midnight, don’t be surprised if he retaliates when you say no. You’ve been warned…
一定要那些精彩而让你忍不住笑的无厘头宠物行为的照片点赞，看完这些照片你就会知道，你宠溺的小伙伴也可以非常小家子气。所以下次它求你给他点吃的，或者要求你午夜后让他出去时，尽量不要拒绝，否则它可能会给你难堪，到时候可不要惊讶。我可警告过你过哦……
一定要那些精彩而让你忍不住笑的无厘头宠物行为的照片点赞，看完这些照片你就会知道，你宠溺的小伙伴也可以非常小家子气。所以下次它求你给他点吃的，或者要求你午夜后让他出去时，尽量不要拒绝，否则它可能会给你难堪，到时候可不要惊讶。我可警告过你过哦……
#1
Man Kicks A Stray Dog, So The Dog Exacts Instant Revenge
被踢了一脚的流浪狗随即展开报复
Man Kicks A Stray Dog, So The Dog Exacts Instant Revenge
被踢了一脚的流浪狗随即展开报复
Zara the squid!
WOO GO DOGGO! Whoever kicked the poor thing deserves worse!
哇，狗狗!不管是谁踢了这可怜的东西，都该受到更为严厉的惩罚!
#2
My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It
昨晚放有猫砂盆的厕所门没关好，我的猫没找到猫砂盆，所以它把一大袋猫砂袋弄洒了，还在上面拉了屎
My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It
昨晚放有猫砂盆的厕所门没关好，我的猫没找到猫砂盆，所以它把一大袋猫砂袋弄洒了，还在上面拉了屎
D20 Games
That deserves a treat. That is a good kitty.
这是只文明猫，你应该好好犒劳它一下
Zedrapazia
Mine once did that because she got locked in the basement for the night (nobody saw her go down). So she tore open a bag of gardening sand and used it for her poo. Clever kitty!
我家猫有一次也这么干过，因为它被锁在地下室关了一宿(没人看见它下楼)。于是她撕开一袋园艺沙，在上面拉便便。好聪明的小家伙!
Mine once did that because she got locked in the basement for the night (nobody saw her go down). So she tore open a bag of gardening sand and used it for her poo. Clever kitty!
我家猫有一次也这么干过，因为它被锁在地下室关了一宿(没人看见它下楼)。于是她撕开一袋园艺沙，在上面拉便便。好聪明的小家伙!
Ba-Na-Na
That is actually not revenge, that is a very considerate kitty.
这不是报复，这其实是一只非常善解人意的小猫。
That is actually not revenge, that is a very considerate kitty.
这不是报复，这其实是一只非常善解人意的小猫。
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If you’re a pet owner, you likely know that our furry (or scaly, feathery, etc.) friends can be extremely smart. They learn how to communicate with us without using words, and we find ways to understand one another’s emotions. But this intelligence can come back to bite us when our pets realize that we don’t always give them what they want. Sure, accidents happen, and especially when pets are young, they have a lot to learn. But the hilarious photos on this list seem to be a bit more like calculated revenge than honest mistakes.
如果你养有宠物，你可能知道我们毛茸茸的(或带鳞片的，羽毛的等等)小朋友可以非常聪明。他们会用肢体语言与我们交流，我们也因此找到了理解彼此情感的方法。
但当我们的宠物意识到我们并不总是给它们想要的东西时，这种聪明可能会反过来伤害我们。当然，意外时有发生，尤其是当宠物还小的时候，它们有很多东西需要学。但该网站展示出的搞笑照片似乎更像是有计划的报复，而不是真实意外。
If you’re a pet owner, you likely know that our furry (or scaly, feathery, etc.) friends can be extremely smart. They learn how to communicate with us without using words, and we find ways to understand one another’s emotions. But this intelligence can come back to bite us when our pets realize that we don’t always give them what they want. Sure, accidents happen, and especially when pets are young, they have a lot to learn. But the hilarious photos on this list seem to be a bit more like calculated revenge than honest mistakes.
如果你养有宠物，你可能知道我们毛茸茸的(或带鳞片的，羽毛的等等)小朋友可以非常聪明。他们会用肢体语言与我们交流，我们也因此找到了理解彼此情感的方法。
但当我们的宠物意识到我们并不总是给它们想要的东西时，这种聪明可能会反过来伤害我们。当然，意外时有发生，尤其是当宠物还小的时候，它们有很多东西需要学。但该网站展示出的搞笑照片似乎更像是有计划的报复，而不是真实意外。
To gain more insight on our naught pets and whether or not their actions that we perceive as revenge are intentional, we reached out to Board Certified Applied Animal Behaviorist Dr. Megan E. Maxwell, PhD. While this article is all in good fun, we wanted to know if our pets are actually capable of plotting revenge against us (and if they are, should we be worried?).
为了更深入地了解我们难以琢磨的宠物，以及我们认为它们的报复行为是否是故意的，我们联系了经委员会认证的应用动物行为学家梅根·e·麦克斯韦尔博士。虽然这篇文章都是出于好玩的目的，但我们想知道我们的宠物是否真的有能力策划报复我们(如果是的话，我们该为此担心吗?)
为了更深入地了解我们难以琢磨的宠物，以及我们认为它们的报复行为是否是故意的，我们联系了经委员会认证的应用动物行为学家梅根·e·麦克斯韦尔博士。虽然这篇文章都是出于好玩的目的，但我们想知道我们的宠物是否真的有能力策划报复我们(如果是的话，我们该为此担心吗?)
#3
He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great
猫猫在减肥，但似乎并不顺利
He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great
猫猫在减肥，但似乎并不顺利
Collin Lyle
My vet wanted me to put wanted me to put one of my cats on a diet. I told the vet no because I didn't want to die.
兽医想让我家猫节食。我拒绝了医生的好意，因为我不想挂掉。
Bunnylongears
If you put your cat cold turkey on a diet, there will be issues. You should take the time to talk to your cat, make him see the importance of the diet. Tell him what's going to happen and what's expected of him. This might not really work, but it gives you the opportunity to tell him ' I told you so! '
如果你让你的猫突然节食，就会出现问题。你应该花些时间和你家猫商量一下，让他了解一下合理饮食的重要性。告诉它将会出现什么问题以及对它的期望。也许这起不到什么作用，但它给了你一个机会告诉它“我告诉过你哦!”的机会！
If you put your cat cold turkey on a diet, there will be issues. You should take the time to talk to your cat, make him see the importance of the diet. Tell him what's going to happen and what's expected of him. This might not really work, but it gives you the opportunity to tell him ' I told you so! '
如果你让你的猫突然节食，就会出现问题。你应该花些时间和你家猫商量一下，让他了解一下合理饮食的重要性。告诉它将会出现什么问题以及对它的期望。也许这起不到什么作用，但它给了你一个机会告诉它“我告诉过你哦!”的机会！
Arabiata Arabiata
Messing with an angry black cat doesn't bode well. Take care of your life.
惹一只愤怒的黑猫可不是什么好兆头。以后小心些把。
Messing with an angry black cat doesn't bode well. Take care of your life.
惹一只愤怒的黑猫可不是什么好兆头。以后小心些把。
Wendy Hamilton
I know the feeling Kitty.
猫猫，我知道那种感觉
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I know the feeling Kitty.
猫猫，我知道那种感觉
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#4
Princess Pamela Knocked Over Two Plants… All Because I Didn’t Feed Her The Moment I Came Home From Work
我家小公主打翻了两盆花，都是因为我下班回家没及时喂它
Princess Pamela Knocked Over Two Plants… All Because I Didn’t Feed Her The Moment I Came Home From Work
我家小公主打翻了两盆花，都是因为我下班回家没及时喂它
Zara the squid!
Princess Pamela needs to go on a diet.
你家小公主需要减肥了
Rylosalex
Gotta love the expression on the cat's face. It be like "You DO understand what needs to change right?"
我喜欢猫猫的表情。就像说“你知道错哪了么，是吧?”
Gotta love the expression on the cat's face. It be like "You DO understand what needs to change right?"
我喜欢猫猫的表情。就像说“你知道错哪了么，是吧?”
tw 72
"We've talked about this before, haven't we, Ashly."
“我们以前讨论过这个问题，是不是，艾希礼。”
"We've talked about this before, haven't we, Ashly."
“我们以前讨论过这个问题，是不是，艾希礼。”
#5
That's What You Get For Leaving Your Dog In The Car
这就是你把狗狗留在车里的后果
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That's What You Get For Leaving Your Dog In The Car
这就是你把狗狗留在车里的后果
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Zara the squid!
Yeah, that’s incredibly dangerous. Poor dog.
是的，这非常危险。可怜的狗狗。
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Lucky for all of us, Dr. Maxwell told Bored Panda that no, animals don’t consciously seek revenge. “To really carry out vengeful behavior, you need to be able to picture the future and find pleasure in the future misery or suffering of others,” she explained. “For our pets, this is much too complicated. Nonetheless, we see behavior from our pets all the time that LOOKS like revenge, but this is only because we humans put our own motivations onto pet behavior sometimes.” We shouldn’t be projecting our own emotions onto others, so let’s not do it on our pets either!
幸运的是，麦克斯韦尔博士向我们网站说到，不会的，动物不会有意识地寻求报复。她认为:“要真正实施报复行为，你需要能够想象到结局如何，并从他人的痛苦或悲伤中找到快乐。”“对我们的宠物来说，这太复杂了。尽管如此，我们总能看到宠物的行为看起来像是报复，但这只是因为我们人类有时会把自己想法投射在宠物的行为上。”我们不应该把自己的情绪投射到别人身上，所以我们也不要把情绪投射到我们的宠物身上!
Lucky for all of us, Dr. Maxwell told Bored Panda that no, animals don’t consciously seek revenge. “To really carry out vengeful behavior, you need to be able to picture the future and find pleasure in the future misery or suffering of others,” she explained. “For our pets, this is much too complicated. Nonetheless, we see behavior from our pets all the time that LOOKS like revenge, but this is only because we humans put our own motivations onto pet behavior sometimes.” We shouldn’t be projecting our own emotions onto others, so let’s not do it on our pets either!
幸运的是，麦克斯韦尔博士向我们网站说到，不会的，动物不会有意识地寻求报复。她认为:“要真正实施报复行为，你需要能够想象到结局如何，并从他人的痛苦或悲伤中找到快乐。”“对我们的宠物来说，这太复杂了。尽管如此，我们总能看到宠物的行为看起来像是报复，但这只是因为我们人类有时会把自己想法投射在宠物的行为上。”我们不应该把自己的情绪投射到别人身上，所以我们也不要把情绪投射到我们的宠物身上!
Dr. Maxwell also provided some possible explanations for why our animals might seem vengeful. “Most dogs and cats engage in destruction in the house either due to boredom and the natural enjoyment that comes from chewing things, or due to anxiety either from being home alone or from any changes that may have occurred in the pet's life that cause stress,” she noted.
麦克斯韦尔博士还提供了一些可能性的解释，解释为什么我们的宠物看起来有报复心。她指出:“大多数狗和猫在家里搞破坏，要么是出于无聊，要么是通过磨牙找乐趣，要么是因为独自在家的焦虑，要么是因为宠物在生活中可能遇到的未知压力而导致出现的无厘头行为。”
麦克斯韦尔博士还提供了一些可能性的解释，解释为什么我们的宠物看起来有报复心。她指出:“大多数狗和猫在家里搞破坏，要么是出于无聊，要么是通过磨牙找乐趣，要么是因为独自在家的焦虑，要么是因为宠物在生活中可能遇到的未知压力而导致出现的无厘头行为。”
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#6
The Brown One Always Bullies The Orange One. He Finally Got Revenge
总受欺负的大橘终于复仇成功
#6
The Brown One Always Bullies The Orange One. He Finally Got Revenge
总受欺负的大橘终于复仇成功
smolspeedycats
How did the paparazzi get a picture of me and my sibling interacting?
是谁在偷拍我和我兄妹间交流时的照片?
#7
Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Annoying. Revenge Was Had
大仇已报。我做饭的时候把我的猫锁在浴室里，因为很烦人。
Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Annoying. Revenge Was Had
大仇已报。我做饭的时候把我的猫锁在浴室里，因为很烦人。
#8
This Is Whisper. Whisper Frequently Sneaks Outside, Then Gets Angry When We Don't Immediately Notice Her Absence, She Licks The Windows And Screams
这是我家猫。它经常偷溜出去，可一旦我们没有在第一时间没注意到她时，她就会生气得舔窗户，嚎叫
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To try to prevent our pets from seeking revenge (or appearing like that’s what they’re after), Dr. Maxwell provided some advice. “We should teach our pets how to be home alone calmly, and be sure to provide plenty of appropriate things for our pets to destroy to meet their chewing needs.” She also recommended trying to get to the bottom of why they are displaying destructive behavior, because it’s not actually to seek revenge. “For example, be sure all of the pet's basic needs are met, including plenty of exercise, enrichment, basic training, and socialization,” Dr. Maxwell told Bored Panda.
为了防止我们的宠物寻求报复(或表现出它们的目的)，麦克斯韦尔博士提供了一些建议。“我们应该教会我们的宠物如何安静呆在家里，并一定要为我们的宠物提供好多可以破快的东西，以满足它们的爱磨牙的喜好。她还建议，试着弄清他们表现出破坏性行为的原因，因为这实际上并不是报复。“例如，确保宠物的所有基本需求都得到满足，包括充足的运动、释放精力、基础训练和社交，”麦克斯韦尔博士向我们网站说到。
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If you’d like to gain more insight into pet behavior and learn more from Dr. Maxwell, be sure to check out her business’ site, Pet Behavior Change, right here!
如果你想深入了解宠物行为，可以了解一下Maxwell博士，浏览下她开设的网站——改变宠物行为，就在这里!
如果你想深入了解宠物行为，可以了解一下Maxwell博士，浏览下她开设的网站——改变宠物行为，就在这里!
#9
The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One
这只猫很生气，我们没回家喂它，它就把一包面包撕开，而且在每个面包上都啃了一小口
The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One
这只猫很生气，我们没回家喂它，它就把一包面包撕开，而且在每个面包上都啃了一小口
#10
Cats Always Know
猫猫知道在做什么
Didn't want the cat to splash my shorts when I was giving him bath so I took them off. Found him in bedroom after.
我给我家猫洗澡的时候怕洗澡水溅到我短裤上，所以我把它脱了。后来在卧室发现了它。
#11
It's Time For Revenge
是到报仇的时候了
It's Time For Revenge
是到报仇的时候了
Meyrin
And now he will transform into a vampire-cat during the night and sunbade during the day
这是只可以在白天晒太阳，晚上会变成吸血鬼的猫
CuddlyCapybara
That's for eating my wet food.
让你抢我的猫粮
That's for eating my wet food.
让你抢我的猫粮
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Thankfully, our dogs and cats aren’t as vengeful as humans often are, but they are intelligent enough to feel other emotions that might lead to them partaking in destructive behavior, including jealousy. Paul Morris, PhD, a psychologist and animal behavior expert at The University of Portsmouth in England found that dogs will consistently push in between themselves and their “rivals” to compete for attention. “All we can do is look at behavior and context,” Dr. Morris says. “Both the behavior and the contexts observed are consistent with current scientific definitions of jealousy. I suspect that a highly social species such as the dog has a very developed repertoire of social emotions.”
值得庆幸的是，我们的狗和猫不像人类那样富有报复心，但它们足够聪明，某些情绪会让它们显示出破坏性行为，比如嫉妒。英国朴茨茅斯大学的心理学家和动物行为专家保罗·莫里斯博士发现，狗狗会不断地做出与“对手”争宠的行为，以博取主人的注意力。“我们所能做的就是观察行为和导致出现此行为的背景，”莫里斯博士表示。“观察到的行为和环境背景都符合当前科学对嫉妒的定义。我怀疑像狗这样高度社会化的物种拥有极为发达的社会情感储备。”
Thankfully, our dogs and cats aren’t as vengeful as humans often are, but they are intelligent enough to feel other emotions that might lead to them partaking in destructive behavior, including jealousy. Paul Morris, PhD, a psychologist and animal behavior expert at The University of Portsmouth in England found that dogs will consistently push in between themselves and their “rivals” to compete for attention. “All we can do is look at behavior and context,” Dr. Morris says. “Both the behavior and the contexts observed are consistent with current scientific definitions of jealousy. I suspect that a highly social species such as the dog has a very developed repertoire of social emotions.”
值得庆幸的是，我们的狗和猫不像人类那样富有报复心，但它们足够聪明，某些情绪会让它们显示出破坏性行为，比如嫉妒。英国朴茨茅斯大学的心理学家和动物行为专家保罗·莫里斯博士发现，狗狗会不断地做出与“对手”争宠的行为，以博取主人的注意力。“我们所能做的就是观察行为和导致出现此行为的背景，”莫里斯博士表示。“观察到的行为和环境背景都符合当前科学对嫉妒的定义。我怀疑像狗这样高度社会化的物种拥有极为发达的社会情感储备。”
#12
I Told Her Off For Sitting On The Work Surface So She Did This
我让他下来呆桌子上，可它偏不
I Told Her Off For Sitting On The Work Surface So She Did This
我让他下来呆桌子上，可它偏不
Zara the squid!
Ohhh look at that smug face. She knows exactly what she’s doing.
哦，瞧它得意洋洋那样。它很清楚自己在做什么。
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Ramona Jackson
Cats usually do.
猫就这样的
Cats usually do.
猫就这样的
Well-Dressed Wolf
I’m a lil nervous about those appliances still being possibly plugged in while kitty could step on a button or lever and turn them on @_@
我有点担心那些电器可能还插着电，万一猫猫不小心踩到电源开关那就危险了
I’m a lil nervous about those appliances still being possibly plugged in while kitty could step on a button or lever and turn them on @_@
我有点担心那些电器可能还插着电，万一猫猫不小心踩到电源开关那就危险了
Cristian A.
I see nothing wrong here, the cat listened to the instructions
我看不出有什么不对，猫猫确实是按照命令做了
I see nothing wrong here, the cat listened to the instructions
我看不出有什么不对，猫猫确实是按照命令做了
#13
Payback For Buying Cheap Cat Food
买便宜猫粮的后果
Payback For Buying Cheap Cat Food
买便宜猫粮的后果
Zara the squid!
THAT ISNT A CAT, SOMEONE CALL AN EXORCIST-
这不是猫，这应该叫做驱魔大师
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Sakapulgas
NEVER be cheap with the food for your pets! A good quality one (doesn't have to be the most expensive but good quality) is the foundation for a good health!
买猫粮狗粮不要贪便宜!要买就买好的(不一定买最贵，但质量一定要好)好的宠物粮是你让你家宠物保持健康的基础!
NEVER be cheap with the food for your pets! A good quality one (doesn't have to be the most expensive but good quality) is the foundation for a good health!
买猫粮狗粮不要贪便宜!要买就买好的(不一定买最贵，但质量一定要好)好的宠物粮是你让你家宠物保持健康的基础!
Ash
AND diet plays a huge role in behavior! Cats don't digest carbohydrates - they literally lack the biology to digest or use them - and carbs like grains, potatoes, or legumes can (and often do!) lead to hyperactive, destructive, or aggressive behavior (and not just in cats.)
饮食对宠物有着很大的影响!就比如猫对碳水化合物食品消化不好，它们确实缺乏消化或吸收碳水食品的生理机能，而像谷物、土豆或豆类这样的碳水食品会(而且经常会!)导致宠物高度兴奋、较强破坏欲或攻击性(不仅对于猫)。
AND diet plays a huge role in behavior! Cats don't digest carbohydrates - they literally lack the biology to digest or use them - and carbs like grains, potatoes, or legumes can (and often do!) lead to hyperactive, destructive, or aggressive behavior (and not just in cats.)
饮食对宠物有着很大的影响!就比如猫对碳水化合物食品消化不好，它们确实缺乏消化或吸收碳水食品的生理机能，而像谷物、土豆或豆类这样的碳水食品会(而且经常会!)导致宠物高度兴奋、较强破坏欲或攻击性(不仅对于猫)。
Amy T
Those are good blinds. They're still in one piece. Must be metal.
这百叶窗质量真好，是金属做的吧
Those are good blinds. They're still in one piece. Must be metal.
这百叶窗质量真好，是金属做的吧
#14
My Cat Bites My Dad Whenever He's Paying Attention To My Mom And Not Him
关于我家猫，当我爸注意力放在我妈而不是它身上的时候，它就会咬他
My Cat Bites My Dad Whenever He's Paying Attention To My Mom And Not Him
关于我家猫，当我爸注意力放在我妈而不是它身上的时候，它就会咬他
Zara the squid!
Divorce wife. Worship cat. DIVORCE WIFE. WORSHIP CAT.
猫猫：别宠你老婆，宠我
Phil Green
Our cat follows me around when I am at home. every day. If I go out to do work in the garden - cat; making the bed - cat; preparing/cooking food - cat; on this pc..... cat. If I go talk to my wife, the cat gets jealous and starts bumping me and talking to me. When I come home from work, she is patiently waiting for me. She ignores my wife most of the time.
只要我在家，我家猫就粘着我。每天都是。如果我出去在花园里干活、铺床、做饭、玩电脑，我家猫全程在我身边。如果我跟我老婆说话，它就嫉妒的用脑袋顶我，让我哄它。每次我下班回家时，它总会耐心地等着我。而它大部分时间都不搭理我老婆。
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Our cat follows me around when I am at home. every day. If I go out to do work in the garden - cat; making the bed - cat; preparing/cooking food - cat; on this pc..... cat. If I go talk to my wife, the cat gets jealous and starts bumping me and talking to me. When I come home from work, she is patiently waiting for me. She ignores my wife most of the time.
只要我在家，我家猫就粘着我。每天都是。如果我出去在花园里干活、铺床、做饭、玩电脑，我家猫全程在我身边。如果我跟我老婆说话，它就嫉妒的用脑袋顶我，让我哄它。每次我下班回家时，它总会耐心地等着我。而它大部分时间都不搭理我老婆。
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Angie Chiyoko ( She/they)
Two of my friends do this. If I'm not paying them enough attention they bite my shoulder or arm until i pay attention to them
我家的两只猫就这样。如果我不理它们，它们就会咬我肩膀或手臂，直到我注意到它们为止
Two of my friends do this. If I'm not paying them enough attention they bite my shoulder or arm until i pay attention to them
我家的两只猫就这样。如果我不理它们，它们就会咬我肩膀或手臂，直到我注意到它们为止
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If you’re wondering why your dog might be acting a bit off, it can be useful to be able to spot the signs of jealousy in your fur baby. They might start displaying signs of aggression towards whomever they’re jealous of, display attention seeking behavior, start sulking or even withdraw from you. If you notice this behavior in your pet and it’s unusual, your animal might be feeling insecure. To combat these negative feelings, it can be helpful to maintain routines for your dog. “Think back to what your schedule and habits were like before the new pet or person was introduced, and, whenever possible, try to reestablish that pattern,” The Dog Daily writes.
如果你想知道为什么你的狗狗表现得有点怪异，不妨猜测一下你的宠物是否有嫉妒的迹象。他们可能会对它们的嫉妒对象表现出攻击性，做出吸引你注意力的行为，具体表现是开始生闷气，甚至远离你。
如果你注意到你的宠物有这种不寻常的行为，那是因为你的宠物没有了安全感。为了对抗这些负面情绪，尽力让你的宠物保持有规律的生活。《狗狗日报》写道:“回想一下在新宠物或新主子出现之前，你的日程安排和习惯是什么样子的，只要有可能，就试着恢复对方以前那种生活模式。
If you’re wondering why your dog might be acting a bit off, it can be useful to be able to spot the signs of jealousy in your fur baby. They might start displaying signs of aggression towards whomever they’re jealous of, display attention seeking behavior, start sulking or even withdraw from you. If you notice this behavior in your pet and it’s unusual, your animal might be feeling insecure. To combat these negative feelings, it can be helpful to maintain routines for your dog. “Think back to what your schedule and habits were like before the new pet or person was introduced, and, whenever possible, try to reestablish that pattern,” The Dog Daily writes.
如果你想知道为什么你的狗狗表现得有点怪异，不妨猜测一下你的宠物是否有嫉妒的迹象。他们可能会对它们的嫉妒对象表现出攻击性，做出吸引你注意力的行为，具体表现是开始生闷气，甚至远离你。
如果你注意到你的宠物有这种不寻常的行为，那是因为你的宠物没有了安全感。为了对抗这些负面情绪，尽力让你的宠物保持有规律的生活。《狗狗日报》写道:“回想一下在新宠物或新主子出现之前，你的日程安排和习惯是什么样子的，只要有可能，就试着恢复对方以前那种生活模式。
#15
I Didn't Let My Cat Go Outside For A Day So He Just Broke The Cat Door. I Found Him In The Garden Looking Very Smug
我把猫关在家里一整天，它就把猫门弄坏了。后来我在花园里发现它洋洋自得的样子
I Didn't Let My Cat Go Outside For A Day So He Just Broke The Cat Door. I Found Him In The Garden Looking Very Smug
我把猫关在家里一整天，它就把猫门弄坏了。后来我在花园里发现它洋洋自得的样子
irishgoatgirl
My dog broke our cat door once. The idiot thought he could try and go through because he saw the cat do it. He's a german shepherd. He got his head stuck and it had to be cut off him. (the cat flap, not his head.) We have a new door now and he hasn't gone near it since
我家狗曾经弄坏我家的猫门。那条傻狗以为它也可以钻过去，因为他看到猫就是这么做的。它是一只德国牧羊犬。它钻猫门时候脑袋卡住了，我不得不给砍了。(是猫门，不是狗头。)我们现在换了一扇新猫门，从那以后这条傻狗就再也没有靠近过大门
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name
That’s the most majestic void I’ve ever seen. He’s proud of what he did
这是我见过的最为理直气壮的表情，它为自己的所作所为感到骄傲
That’s the most majestic void I’ve ever seen. He’s proud of what he did
这是我见过的最为理直气壮的表情，它为自己的所作所为感到骄傲
tw 72
"For some reason, you are assuming that YOU make the rules here, Debbie."
你说吧，你认为这里的规矩是谁定的？嗯~~黛比。”
"For some reason, you are assuming that YOU make the rules here, Debbie."
你说吧，你认为这里的规矩是谁定的？嗯~~黛比。”
Richard Campbell
I don’t see how the cat could have destroyed that plastic like that.
不敢想象，这塑料猫门是咋被弄坏的
I don’t see how the cat could have destroyed that plastic like that.
不敢想象，这塑料猫门是咋被弄坏的
#16
The Birds Had Their Revenge
小鸟的复仇
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The Birds Had Their Revenge
小鸟的复仇
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Amy T
That's some direct targeting.
正中目标
Cat Chat
... and this is why a cat might need the occasional bath (be it sponge or sink bath, as the need may be).
这就是为什么猫可能偶尔需要洗的原因(用海绵浴或泡水槽洗，视需要而定)。
... and this is why a cat might need the occasional bath (be it sponge or sink bath, as the need may be).
这就是为什么猫可能偶尔需要洗的原因(用海绵浴或泡水槽洗，视需要而定)。
Lauren S
I bet it was one of those magpies!
我敢打赌那肯定是喜鹊的（粑粑）
I bet it was one of those magpies!
我敢打赌那肯定是喜鹊的（粑粑）
#17
When You Go To The Bar And Return 2 Hours Past Your Cat's Dinner Time
当你去了酒吧，晚俩小时回家后
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When You Go To The Bar And Return 2 Hours Past Your Cat's Dinner Time
当你去了酒吧，晚俩小时回家后
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Senjo Krane
Me? Nah I bin sitting here quietly waiting for you to amble in.
我弄的?我没，我只是静静地坐在这里，等着你回来。
Lauren S
Curtain? What curtain?
窗帘怎么了?窗帘是什么?
Curtain? What curtain?
窗帘怎么了?窗帘是什么?
Tara Moov
Welcome home! I redecorated for you.
欢迎回家!我帮你给家重新装修了
Welcome home! I redecorated for you.
欢迎回家!我帮你给家重新装修了
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If an animal is jealous, they might just need some extra love and affection to remind them how much you care. Give them an extra treat, take them to the park more often, and spend plenty of time playing with them. Just like humans, dogs need to be shown they are loved sometimes. It can also be useful to reinforce your dog’s basic training if their jealousy is turning into destructive patterns. “You must remain the leader, so gently show your dog who is boss by verbally scolding negative behavior as soon as it starts,” The Dog Daily says. “At the same time, reward positive behavior with sweet talk, head rubs, and treats, especially if your dog makes an effort to socialize with your new pack member.”
如果小动物们起了嫉妒心，它们可能只是需要你一些额外的关爱，让它们感觉你有多在乎它们。给他们额外的奖励，比如常带他们去公园，花大量的时间和它们一起游戏。就像人类一样，狗也时有需要有人来关爱它们。如果狗狗因为嫉妒显示出破坏欲，加强狗狗的基础训练可以有效避免。
If an animal is jealous, they might just need some extra love and affection to remind them how much you care. Give them an extra treat, take them to the park more often, and spend plenty of time playing with them. Just like humans, dogs need to be shown they are loved sometimes. It can also be useful to reinforce your dog’s basic training if their jealousy is turning into destructive patterns. “You must remain the leader, so gently show your dog who is boss by verbally scolding negative behavior as soon as it starts,” The Dog Daily says. “At the same time, reward positive behavior with sweet talk, head rubs, and treats, especially if your dog makes an effort to socialize with your new pack member.”
如果小动物们起了嫉妒心，它们可能只是需要你一些额外的关爱，让它们感觉你有多在乎它们。给他们额外的奖励，比如常带他们去公园，花大量的时间和它们一起游戏。就像人类一样，狗也时有需要有人来关爱它们。如果狗狗因为嫉妒显示出破坏欲，加强狗狗的基础训练可以有效避免。
#18
A Month Later, Tabby Got His Revenge
一个月后，花猫大仇得报
A Month Later, Tabby Got His Revenge
一个月后，花猫大仇得报
glowworm2
These kitties are adorable though!
说真的这俩小猫好可爱!
Cat Chat
Competition? Nah, just showing their love for each other.
竞争?不，那只是表达他们对彼此的爱。
Competition? Nah, just showing their love for each other.
竞争?不，那只是表达他们对彼此的爱。
#19
I Wouldn’t Get Up At 6:00 Am To Feed Him So He Dragged This Bag Of Treats Into The Bathroom And Tore It Open. Merry Christmas
我不想6点早起喂他，所以他把这袋零食拖到浴室里撕开了。圣诞快乐（惊喜吧）
I Wouldn’t Get Up At 6:00 Am To Feed Him So He Dragged This Bag Of Treats Into The Bathroom And Tore It Open. Merry Christmas
我不想6点早起喂他，所以他把这袋零食拖到浴室里撕开了。圣诞快乐（惊喜吧）
smolspeedycats
Self-care at its finest
能自食其力最棒
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Alison Hell
Such a defiant look lol..
你瞅啥~,哈哈
Such a defiant look lol..
你瞅啥~,哈哈
Shaba Ding Dong
My cat did this. Except she kept meowing until we came to see what happened and showed us her achievement.
我家猫就这样。有次它一直喵喵叫，直到我们过来看发生了什么事，然后它向我们展示了他的成就。
My cat did this. Except she kept meowing until we came to see what happened and showed us her achievement.
我家猫就这样。有次它一直喵喵叫，直到我们过来看发生了什么事，然后它向我们展示了他的成就。
Kel_how
Sounds like a lot of these people need automatic feeders for their cats!
感觉好多人都应该弄个自动喂食器来喂猫!
Sounds like a lot of these people need automatic feeders for their cats!
感觉好多人都应该弄个自动喂食器来喂猫!
Richard Campbell
Well hope you learned your lesson
希望你吸取教训，下不为例
Well hope you learned your lesson
希望你吸取教训，下不为例
#20
This Carb-Craving Criminal Pulled The Bagels Out Of The Cupboard
这个爱吃碳水食品的小罪犯从橱柜里掏出来面包狂啃
This Carb-Craving Criminal Pulled The Bagels Out Of The Cupboard
这个爱吃碳水食品的小罪犯从橱柜里掏出来面包狂啃
Zara the squid!
2 posts about cats and bagels…am I missing something here?
已经有两篇关于猫和面包的帖子……我是不是漏掉了什么?
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It can also be important to empathize with our pets rather than assuming they’re trying to seek revenge against us. For example, separation anxiety can be a cause for some of the behavior featured on this list. “Factors which can precipitate a separation anxiety problem include a change in the family’s schedule which result in the dog being left alone more often, a move to a new house, the death or loss of another family pet, or a period at a boarding kennel,” MSPCA explains on their site. “Separation anxiety may manifest by excessive vocalizations or house-soiling, along with destructive behavior. These behaviors are not motivated by spite or revenge, but by anxiety, and punishment will make the problem worse!”
对宠物有同理心也很重要，而不是总假设它们是为了报复我们。例如，分离性焦虑可能是这些照片中的宠物显示出的一些莫名行为的原因。MSPCA在他们的网站上解释说道:“导致分离焦虑问题的因素包括日常计划变更，导致狗狗更常被独自关在家里；或是来到新家庭，或是宠物伙伴死亡或丢失，或是宠物被关在窝里时间过长。” “分离焦虑可能的表现是过为聒噪、弄脏房子，以及其他破坏性行为。这些行为并不是出于怨恨或报复，而是焦虑，若是实施惩罚反而会让问题变得更糟!”
It can also be important to empathize with our pets rather than assuming they’re trying to seek revenge against us. For example, separation anxiety can be a cause for some of the behavior featured on this list. “Factors which can precipitate a separation anxiety problem include a change in the family’s schedule which result in the dog being left alone more often, a move to a new house, the death or loss of another family pet, or a period at a boarding kennel,” MSPCA explains on their site. “Separation anxiety may manifest by excessive vocalizations or house-soiling, along with destructive behavior. These behaviors are not motivated by spite or revenge, but by anxiety, and punishment will make the problem worse!”
对宠物有同理心也很重要，而不是总假设它们是为了报复我们。例如，分离性焦虑可能是这些照片中的宠物显示出的一些莫名行为的原因。MSPCA在他们的网站上解释说道:“导致分离焦虑问题的因素包括日常计划变更，导致狗狗更常被独自关在家里；或是来到新家庭，或是宠物伙伴死亡或丢失，或是宠物被关在窝里时间过长。” “分离焦虑可能的表现是过为聒噪、弄脏房子，以及其他破坏性行为。这些行为并不是出于怨恨或报复，而是焦虑，若是实施惩罚反而会让问题变得更糟!”
#21
He Is Ignoring Me Because I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Diarrhea-Causing Cactus
我家猫一直不理我，因为我不让它啃仙人掌，因为吃仙人掌会让它拉肚子
He Is Ignoring Me Because I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Diarrhea-Causing Cactus
我家猫一直不理我，因为我不让它啃仙人掌，因为吃仙人掌会让它拉肚子
Well-Dressed Wolf
If you know the plant causes diarrhea in your cat, why do you still have it indoors? :/ Cats don’t know any better. We humans have to protect them.
如果你知道这种植物会让猫拉肚子，为什么你还把它养在家里?猫能懂啥。我们人类必须懂得保护它们。
Laugh or not
I love plants and I always check if a plant is toxic for cats before buying it.
我喜欢植物，我总是在买植物之前应该了解一下它是否对猫有毒。
I love plants and I always check if a plant is toxic for cats before buying it.
我喜欢植物，我总是在买植物之前应该了解一下它是否对猫有毒。
Zara the squid!
Rightfully so. He was just sniffing it foolish human!
就该这样。猫猫是在发脾气，愚蠢的人类!
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Rightfully so. He was just sniffing it foolish human!
就该这样。猫猫是在发脾气，愚蠢的人类!
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Angie Chiyoko ( She/they)
I'm intolerant to chocolate and my friends have to do this to me with that. I will try to eat chocolate so my friends take it away from me before I can eat it and end up making myself sick
我对巧克力不耐受，可我的损友们总是用它来逗我。但我会假装吃巧克力，这样我的损友们会在我动嘴前把它抢走，吃这东西让我胃难受
I'm intolerant to chocolate and my friends have to do this to me with that. I will try to eat chocolate so my friends take it away from me before I can eat it and end up making myself sick
我对巧克力不耐受，可我的损友们总是用它来逗我。但我会假装吃巧克力，这样我的损友们会在我动嘴前把它抢走，吃这东西让我胃难受
Spocks's Mom
Chocolate makes me sick too. People think I'm strange because I don't go into a hypnotic trance when people bring out the chocolate cake. In reality, I like the taste just fine, but the belly aches aren't worth it.
我也是。人们总觉得我很奇怪，因为当人们拿出巧克力蛋糕时，我可高兴不起来。事实上，我很喜欢巧克力的味道，可惜得不偿失。
Chocolate makes me sick too. People think I'm strange because I don't go into a hypnotic trance when people bring out the chocolate cake. In reality, I like the taste just fine, but the belly aches aren't worth it.
我也是。人们总觉得我很奇怪，因为当人们拿出巧克力蛋糕时，我可高兴不起来。事实上，我很喜欢巧克力的味道，可惜得不偿失。
#22
When Breakfast Is At 7:00 But It's 7:02 And You Still Haven't Been Fed
7点开饭，可现在都已经7点02了，我饿坏了不知道吗？
When Breakfast Is At 7:00 But It's 7:02 And You Still Haven't Been Fed
7点开饭，可现在都已经7点02了，我饿坏了不知道吗？
DonnerDinnerParty
Look at that face They have had it
看猫猫的表情就知道，它已经很不耐烦了
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MSPCA also notes that regardless of what your pets have done, it’s important to never be too hard on them. “Punishment alone rarely is effective in resolving destructive behavior problems and can make them worse,” they write. “Punishment after the fact is never appropriate. When punishment is indicated, the goal is not to punish the animal, but the behavior. This can never be accomplished with punishment after the fact. For assistance in resolving destructive and other behavior problems, once medical problems have been ruled out by your veterinarian, contact a certified applied animal behaviorist.”
MSPCA还指出，无论你的宠物做了什么，重要的是不要对它们太苛刻。 “单靠惩罚很少能有效解决宠物搞破坏问题，反而会让问题变得更糟。”事后惩罚永远不合适。惩罚的目的不是惩罚宠物，而是惩罚宠物的行为。绝不能事后通过惩罚来实现。为了帮助解决搞破坏和其他行为问题，首先带宠物去看兽医，如果排除宠物健康问题，请联系认证的应用动物行为学家给予帮助。”
MSPCA also notes that regardless of what your pets have done, it’s important to never be too hard on them. “Punishment alone rarely is effective in resolving destructive behavior problems and can make them worse,” they write. “Punishment after the fact is never appropriate. When punishment is indicated, the goal is not to punish the animal, but the behavior. This can never be accomplished with punishment after the fact. For assistance in resolving destructive and other behavior problems, once medical problems have been ruled out by your veterinarian, contact a certified applied animal behaviorist.”
MSPCA还指出，无论你的宠物做了什么，重要的是不要对它们太苛刻。 “单靠惩罚很少能有效解决宠物搞破坏问题，反而会让问题变得更糟。”事后惩罚永远不合适。惩罚的目的不是惩罚宠物，而是惩罚宠物的行为。绝不能事后通过惩罚来实现。为了帮助解决搞破坏和其他行为问题，首先带宠物去看兽医，如果排除宠物健康问题，请联系认证的应用动物行为学家给予帮助。”
#23
Maggie Saw Her Moment For Revenge And Stole The Cat's Bed
为报复，狗狗瞧准时机，霸占猫猫的床
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Maggie Saw Her Moment For Revenge And Stole The Cat's Bed
为报复，狗狗瞧准时机，霸占猫猫的床
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Lisa H
Cat's face says slapping will commence in 3...2...1
猫猫说我数三个数你不起来就打你 3,2,1.
Tom Hardeveld
Dog is thinking: "the cat don't mind. Look! He's wagging his tail!"
狗狗在想:“猫不会介意的。看！它在摇尾巴!”
Dog is thinking: "the cat don't mind. Look! He's wagging his tail!"
狗狗在想:“猫不会介意的。看！它在摇尾巴!”
Marilyn Russell 14 minutes ago
Well cats are always stealing dogs’ beds…
（反了吧）是猫总是霸占狗床吧…
Well cats are always stealing dogs’ beds…
（反了吧）是猫总是霸占狗床吧…
#24
Breakfast Was Late
早饭还没来呢？
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Breakfast Was Late
早饭还没来呢？
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Zara the squid!
Off topic but I love the close lid sign!
题外话，我喜欢墙上贴的警示牌（请关好（马桶）盖）
Bonesko
My cat likes to sit on the back of the toilet for some reason. I keep the lid down for this reason. Well, I forgot to close the lid one time and her crazy a** jumped up and slipped and fell right into the toilet. It was funny until I realized that I'd have to give her a bath now.
不知道我的猫为什么喜欢挤进马桶后面。因为这个原因，我把盖子盖住了。嗯，有一次我忘了盖马桶盖，猫猫发疯似的跳起来，一不留神滑倒，正好掉进马桶里。笑死我了，直到我意识到我现在必须给她洗干净。
My cat likes to sit on the back of the toilet for some reason. I keep the lid down for this reason. Well, I forgot to close the lid one time and her crazy a** jumped up and slipped and fell right into the toilet. It was funny until I realized that I'd have to give her a bath now.
不知道我的猫为什么喜欢挤进马桶后面。因为这个原因，我把盖子盖住了。嗯，有一次我忘了盖马桶盖，猫猫发疯似的跳起来，一不留神滑倒，正好掉进马桶里。笑死我了，直到我意识到我现在必须给她洗干净。
Linda Riebel
Again, folks, hang the toilet paper the other way around.
再说一遍，伙计们，厕纸卷挂反了。
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Again, folks, hang the toilet paper the other way around.
再说一遍，伙计们，厕纸卷挂反了。
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As humans, we often assume that we are in charge of our pets. But as these photos clearly show, they can’t always be tamed. If they’re upset or seeking revenge, nothing can stop them.
作为人类，我们经常认为我们是宠物的主人。但正如这些照片清楚地表明的那样，它们并不总是能被驯服。如果他们心烦意乱或是想要报复，你是无法阻止的。
As humans, we often assume that we are in charge of our pets. But as these photos clearly show, they can’t always be tamed. If they’re upset or seeking revenge, nothing can stop them.
作为人类，我们经常认为我们是宠物的主人。但正如这些照片清楚地表明的那样，它们并不总是能被驯服。如果他们心烦意乱或是想要报复，你是无法阻止的。
#25
I Pushed Her Off My Lap Because Hey, I Like "Some" Privacy In The Bathroom
因为我喜欢在浴室里有"一点"隐私，当我把它从我腿上拿走后
I Pushed Her Off My Lap Because Hey, I Like "Some" Privacy In The Bathroom
因为我喜欢在浴室里有"一点"隐私，当我把它从我腿上拿走后
Zara the squid!
If you want privacy, you shouldn’t have gotten a cat! Mine meows and paws at ANY, and I mean ANY closed doors in my house until they open. She must keep watch.
如果你想要隐私，就不该养猫!我家猫会对着任何一扇关着的门喵喵叫，我的意思是，在我家里任何一扇门在打开之前。她一直提防什么。
Lauren S
It looks like a kitten. It probably didn’t have to live through 2020. It simply doesn’t know how valuable those white rolls are.
它看起来像一只小猫。估计它可能活不过2020年。因为它根本不知道手纸卷到时会有多贵。
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It looks like a kitten. It probably didn’t have to live through 2020. It simply doesn’t know how valuable those white rolls are.
它看起来像一只小猫。估计它可能活不过2020年。因为它根本不知道手纸卷到时会有多贵。
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