你小学的时候学到的哪些东西长大之后才发现是假的？
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What did you learn in Elementary school that turned out to be false/ a lie when you reached adulthood?
你小学的时候学到的哪些东西长大之后才发现是假的？
What did you learn in Elementary school that turned out to be false/ a lie when you reached adulthood?
你小学的时候学到的哪些东西长大之后才发现是假的？
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murphy_girl
If you touch a baby duck it’s mother will reject it
如果你碰鸭宝宝的话，鸭妈妈会不要它。
If you touch a baby duck it’s mother will reject it
如果你碰鸭宝宝的话，鸭妈妈会不要它。
matticans7pointO
Yea ducks really don't give a fuck. I've seen two mama ducks cross paths and unknowingly exchange a few babies with each other.
没错，其实鸭子真的不管这回事的。我见过两只鸭妈妈互相碰见了，然后不知情地换了几个崽儿。
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Yea ducks really don't give a fuck. I've seen two mama ducks cross paths and unknowingly exchange a few babies with each other.
没错，其实鸭子真的不管这回事的。我见过两只鸭妈妈互相碰见了，然后不知情地换了几个崽儿。
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JillTaimer106
When I was younger, I saw a duck egg in the pond. I went over and touched it, because it was cool. Then my mom told me that the mother duck would abandon it. My heart shattered D:
我小的时候在水塘里看到了一颗鸭蛋。我走过去摸了一下，因为鸭蛋很凉快，然后我妈妈就跟我说这样鸭妈妈就不要它了。当时我的心都碎了
When I was younger, I saw a duck egg in the pond. I went over and touched it, because it was cool. Then my mom told me that the mother duck would abandon it. My heart shattered D:
我小的时候在水塘里看到了一颗鸭蛋。我走过去摸了一下，因为鸭蛋很凉快，然后我妈妈就跟我说这样鸭妈妈就不要它了。当时我的心都碎了
Theman227
Was told the same about baby rabbits. Although i believe it's something to do with scent or something. Dont know how true it is
他们说小兔子也是。尽管我相信可能是跟气味之类的东西有关。我也不知道有多真实。
Was told the same about baby rabbits. Although i believe it's something to do with scent or something. Dont know how true it is
他们说小兔子也是。尽管我相信可能是跟气味之类的东西有关。我也不知道有多真实。
idonteatchips
It's not. Its just something people made up to get others to stop grabbing baby birds that fell out of their nest lol
没有。只不过是人们瞎编出来的，让别人不要随便把从巢里掉下来的鸟宝宝抓走。
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It's not. Its just something people made up to get others to stop grabbing baby birds that fell out of their nest lol
没有。只不过是人们瞎编出来的，让别人不要随便把从巢里掉下来的鸟宝宝抓走。
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archibauldis99
If someone is picking on you that means they like you.. no. Some people are shitty bullies and are picking on your because your an easy target
如果有人开始惹你生气，那意味着这个人喜欢你。扯淡。有些人就是恶心人的混混，他们惹你生气是因为你好欺负。
If someone is picking on you that means they like you.. no. Some people are shitty bullies and are picking on your because your an easy target
如果有人开始惹你生气，那意味着这个人喜欢你。扯淡。有些人就是恶心人的混混，他们惹你生气是因为你好欺负。
chemicalgeekery
"Walk away" "Just ignore them and they'll stop."
“走开就好”“你不理他们，他们就不管你了。”
"Walk away" "Just ignore them and they'll stop."
“走开就好”“你不理他们，他们就不管你了。”
Yeah I tried that. Finally snapping and knocking someone on their ass proved a lot more effective.
对我试过，但到头来还是骂他们一顿，狠狠地踢他们的屁股更有用。
对我试过，但到头来还是骂他们一顿，狠狠地踢他们的屁股更有用。
legice
My brother did that. Just snapped, fucked the guy up and would you look at that, everything was fine
我兄弟就是这么干的。骂了他个狗血淋头，效果可好了，此后什么事也没有了。
My brother did that. Just snapped, fucked the guy up and would you look at that, everything was fine
我兄弟就是这么干的。骂了他个狗血淋头，效果可好了，此后什么事也没有了。
hoodie_monsta
I learned in Kindergarten that emperor penguins were the same height as us, (true at the time), but as I grew, I still thought that they were still the same height as I am. Then, as a teenager, I was surprised when I saw penguins at the zoo that they were only 3-4 feet or so, and not my actual height.
我幼儿园的时候学到过，帝企鹅的身高和我们一样（在当时确实如此），但是我长大之后仍然以为帝企鹅和我们的身高一样。然后等到我变成了青少年，在动物园里看到只有三四英尺高，而不是和我一样高的帝企鹅的时候，我还吓了一跳。
I learned in Kindergarten that emperor penguins were the same height as us, (true at the time), but as I grew, I still thought that they were still the same height as I am. Then, as a teenager, I was surprised when I saw penguins at the zoo that they were only 3-4 feet or so, and not my actual height.
我幼儿园的时候学到过，帝企鹅的身高和我们一样（在当时确实如此），但是我长大之后仍然以为帝企鹅和我们的身高一样。然后等到我变成了青少年，在动物园里看到只有三四英尺高，而不是和我一样高的帝企鹅的时候，我还吓了一跳。
AbrocomaEquivalent13
I read “true at the time” and I immediately think “when the fuck was there 6ft penguins” not realising the “time” was kindergarten.
我读到“在当时确实如此”的时候还在想，“他妈哪一年有过6英尺的企鹅”而没有意识到“当时”指的是幼儿园。
I read “true at the time” and I immediately think “when the fuck was there 6ft penguins” not realising the “time” was kindergarten.
我读到“在当时确实如此”的时候还在想，“他妈哪一年有过6英尺的企鹅”而没有意识到“当时”指的是幼儿园。
pixl_graphix
Have you ever been back to a kindergarten as an adult?
你有没有在成年之后回到幼儿园看看过？
Have you ever been back to a kindergarten as an adult?
你有没有在成年之后回到幼儿园看看过？
Everything is so tiny. These itty bitty chairs and tables. You never did realize that everything except the teachers desk was made for short people.
一切都小得可爱。那些小不点的椅子和桌子。你之前从来没有意识到，除了老师的桌子之外，一切都是给矮个子的小人儿准备的。
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一切都小得可爱。那些小不点的椅子和桌子。你之前从来没有意识到，除了老师的桌子之外，一切都是给矮个子的小人儿准备的。
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Taylorcurley
That cracking your fingers gives you arthritis
把手指掰出响会得关节炎。
That cracking your fingers gives you arthritis
把手指掰出响会得关节炎。
Xtphrzn
For us, my mom use to say (up until now to my little sister) that it would make your knuckles grow larger than normal.
我们的话，我妈（直到现在还在跟我妹妹说）说掰手指会让关节变大
For us, my mom use to say (up until now to my little sister) that it would make your knuckles grow larger than normal.
我们的话，我妈（直到现在还在跟我妹妹说）说掰手指会让关节变大
KattMann00
My mom always said it causes arthritis, when I finally convinced her it didn't, she said that it caused your knuckles to be larger than usual. Still not sure if this is true.
我妈总是说会导致关节炎。我说服她不会导致关节炎之后，她还说呼让你的关节变得比平常更大。还是不敢说这是不是真的。
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My mom always said it causes arthritis, when I finally convinced her it didn't, she said that it caused your knuckles to be larger than usual. Still not sure if this is true.
我妈总是说会导致关节炎。我说服她不会导致关节炎之后，她还说呼让你的关节变得比平常更大。还是不敢说这是不是真的。
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hellishbubble
Nope, it's not. Cracking your knuckles just stretches the space between your joints, and that space has fluid in it to cushion your joints. The cracking sound is just air bubbles in that fluid popping. No harm done, no arthritis or larger knuckles.
不，不是真的。掰手指只是会把你关节之间的空间伸展开，这块空间里面有液体，可以润滑你的关节。发出的脆响是液体里面的气泡爆裂的声音。没有任何伤害，也不会变成关节炎或者关节变大。
Nope, it's not. Cracking your knuckles just stretches the space between your joints, and that space has fluid in it to cushion your joints. The cracking sound is just air bubbles in that fluid popping. No harm done, no arthritis or larger knuckles.
不，不是真的。掰手指只是会把你关节之间的空间伸展开，这块空间里面有液体，可以润滑你的关节。发出的脆响是液体里面的气泡爆裂的声音。没有任何伤害，也不会变成关节炎或者关节变大。
EDIT: apparently lots of people think I said you can never cause any harm in any circumstance, but if you're pushing your joints too far to force them to pop, of course you're going to damage any ligaments on your fingers from over extension. Please don't force your knuckles to pop if they don't need to the popping itself is harmless, but forcing it is not.
编辑：显然有好多人觉得我说的是在任何情况下都不会伤到你，但是如果你掰得太厉害迫使它发出响声，那么你肯定会因为过度伸张而伤害到手指上的韧带。请不要在不需要的情况下强迫手指掰出声音，响声本身没什么，但是强迫它响就会有问题。
编辑：显然有好多人觉得我说的是在任何情况下都不会伤到你，但是如果你掰得太厉害迫使它发出响声，那么你肯定会因为过度伸张而伤害到手指上的韧带。请不要在不需要的情况下强迫手指掰出声音，响声本身没什么，但是强迫它响就会有问题。
Also, Juvenile arthritis is caused by the immune system attacking your joints. If someone says they know a guy who got arthritis at 12 from cracking their joints, they're mixing up the lie they've been told with what actually causes it (I know this because I have the same autoimmune disorder, I've had arthritis since I was 11)
还有，青少年关节炎的原因是免疫系统攻击你的关节。如果有人说他认识个人，因为掰手指头12岁就得关节炎了，那么他们是把真正原因和他们以为的原因弄混了（我知道这一点是因为我也有同样的自免疫疾病，我11岁就开始得关节炎了。）
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还有，青少年关节炎的原因是免疫系统攻击你的关节。如果有人说他认识个人，因为掰手指头12岁就得关节炎了，那么他们是把真正原因和他们以为的原因弄混了（我知道这一点是因为我也有同样的自免疫疾病，我11岁就开始得关节炎了。）
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WorldBelongsToUs
I always figured it was just a thing teachers kind of said to discourage the cracking of knuckles, which may have been considered annoying or disruptive to them during class.
我一直觉得这只是老师告诉学生，用来让他们不要再掰手指头的。因为可能会很烦人，或者打扰老师上课。
I always figured it was just a thing teachers kind of said to discourage the cracking of knuckles, which may have been considered annoying or disruptive to them during class.
我一直觉得这只是老师告诉学生，用来让他们不要再掰手指头的。因为可能会很烦人，或者打扰老师上课。
ProNewbie
Was hanging out with a girl a long time ago and cracked my knuckles in front of her mom who was a RN. Her mom proceeds to go off about how bad that is for me and it’ll cause arthritis and I just said, “That’s actually an old wives tale” she flipped and said, “I’m a REGISTERED NURSE! What are your credentials?!” I proceeded to show her and article about Donald Unger, the guy who won an Ig Nobel Prize for cracking his knuckles for 60 years to disprove the whole “cracking your knuckles causes arthritis” thing. She was pissed.
之前和一个妹子出去约会，我在她妈妈面前掰了一下手指头，她妈妈是注册护士。于是她妈妈就开始说这么做对我不好，会导致关节炎，然后我就说，“这都是老掉牙的故事了。”她一翻白眼，“我是注册护士！你有什么根据？”于是我给她看了一篇关于Donald Unger的文章，那个人掰了60年的手指，就是为了证伪“掰手指会导致关节炎”这件事。她气坏了。（译注：这个人其实是这辈子只掰过一只手的手指从不掰另一边；然后检查发现两只手没出现什么区别）
Was hanging out with a girl a long time ago and cracked my knuckles in front of her mom who was a RN. Her mom proceeds to go off about how bad that is for me and it’ll cause arthritis and I just said, “That’s actually an old wives tale” she flipped and said, “I’m a REGISTERED NURSE! What are your credentials?!” I proceeded to show her and article about Donald Unger, the guy who won an Ig Nobel Prize for cracking his knuckles for 60 years to disprove the whole “cracking your knuckles causes arthritis” thing. She was pissed.
之前和一个妹子出去约会，我在她妈妈面前掰了一下手指头，她妈妈是注册护士。于是她妈妈就开始说这么做对我不好，会导致关节炎，然后我就说，“这都是老掉牙的故事了。”她一翻白眼，“我是注册护士！你有什么根据？”于是我给她看了一篇关于Donald Unger的文章，那个人掰了60年的手指，就是为了证伪“掰手指会导致关节炎”这件事。她气坏了。（译注：这个人其实是这辈子只掰过一只手的手指从不掰另一边；然后检查发现两只手没出现什么区别）
lewis_the_editor
As someone with a mother who’s an RN and also into all kinds of weird, non-scientific health things, I can confirm that being a registered nurse does NOT make you right on everything related to health and medicine and bodies...
作为一个妈妈也有注册护士证，并且也愿意信各种诡异的、不科学的保健谣言的人，我可以证实，当注册护士真的不会让你在与保健医药和人体相关领域永远不犯错误……
As someone with a mother who’s an RN and also into all kinds of weird, non-scientific health things, I can confirm that being a registered nurse does NOT make you right on everything related to health and medicine and bodies...
作为一个妈妈也有注册护士证，并且也愿意信各种诡异的、不科学的保健谣言的人，我可以证实，当注册护士真的不会让你在与保健医药和人体相关领域永远不犯错误……
H20fearsme
We had a teacher tell us that we only had so many uses before our vocal cords stopped working so wasting it small talking during class would cause us to go mute in our 30s
我们曾经有个老师跟们我说，我们的声带能够使用的次数是有限的，所以在上课的时候说闲话会让我们三十多岁的时候嗓子就哑掉。
We had a teacher tell us that we only had so many uses before our vocal cords stopped working so wasting it small talking during class would cause us to go mute in our 30s
我们曾经有个老师跟们我说，我们的声带能够使用的次数是有限的，所以在上课的时候说闲话会让我们三十多岁的时候嗓子就哑掉。
OneTyler2Many
That napoleon was short. Turns out he was average height for his time, and it was just British propaganda representing how small of a threat they perceived him to be.
说拿破仑是个矮子。结果他的身高其实是当时的平均身高，而且这是英国宣传的一部分，想要让人们觉得他看上去很渺小。
That napoleon was short. Turns out he was average height for his time, and it was just British propaganda representing how small of a threat they perceived him to be.
说拿破仑是个矮子。结果他的身高其实是当时的平均身高，而且这是英国宣传的一部分，想要让人们觉得他看上去很渺小。
PromiscuousMNcpl
And he had the biggest dudes in France as his personal bodyguards. So he generally looked smaller than he really was.
而且他雇佣了全法国个头最大的人当他的保镖。所以他确实会比实际上看上去更小一点。
And he had the biggest dudes in France as his personal bodyguards. So he generally looked smaller than he really was.
而且他雇佣了全法国个头最大的人当他的保镖。所以他确实会比实际上看上去更小一点。
Brave1i1toaster
Same with carrots improving your eyesight at night? or something like that. It was started by the British also back in WW2, in an attempt to mask the fact that they had developed an improved radar system. I always just imagined some Germans hate munching on carrots to test the theory.
吃胡萝卜会提升你的夜间视力这一点也是一样吧？反正差不多。也是英国人在二战期间说的，想要掩盖他们研发出了更先进的雷达系统的事实。我总是忍不住想象德国人为了验证这个理论而一脸厌恶地大嚼胡萝卜的样子。
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Same with carrots improving your eyesight at night? or something like that. It was started by the British also back in WW2, in an attempt to mask the fact that they had developed an improved radar system. I always just imagined some Germans hate munching on carrots to test the theory.
吃胡萝卜会提升你的夜间视力这一点也是一样吧？反正差不多。也是英国人在二战期间说的，想要掩盖他们研发出了更先进的雷达系统的事实。我总是忍不住想象德国人为了验证这个理论而一脸厌恶地大嚼胡萝卜的样子。
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Takingover4da99and00
That if I went to college I would get a good job and be able to buy a big house with a pool.
如果我去上大学，我就能找个好工作，买一个有泳池的大房子。
That if I went to college I would get a good job and be able to buy a big house with a pool.
如果我去上大学，我就能找个好工作，买一个有泳池的大房子。
rob_s_458
Now that I'm an adult, a pool just seems like a massive pain. Gotta fence in your yard, your homeowner's insurance is going to cost more, gotta buy a bunch of chemicals, gotta test the water often, water bill is through the roof the month you fill it, and you maybe get to use it 3 months out of the year before you drain it and cover it for winter
现在我成年了，泳池对我来说是个巨大的痛苦。你得在草坪里搭栅栏，你的房主保险会变得更贵，你得买各种各样的化学物质，得经常测试水质，注水的那一天你家的水费会高到天花板上去，而且你可能一年里也就用三个月，然后冬天就把它盖起来了。
Now that I'm an adult, a pool just seems like a massive pain. Gotta fence in your yard, your homeowner's insurance is going to cost more, gotta buy a bunch of chemicals, gotta test the water often, water bill is through the roof the month you fill it, and you maybe get to use it 3 months out of the year before you drain it and cover it for winter
现在我成年了，泳池对我来说是个巨大的痛苦。你得在草坪里搭栅栏，你的房主保险会变得更贵，你得买各种各样的化学物质，得经常测试水质，注水的那一天你家的水费会高到天花板上去，而且你可能一年里也就用三个月，然后冬天就把它盖起来了。
Kramerpalooza
Don't have a pool. Have friends with pools.
别整泳池。整个家里有泳池的朋友。
Don't have a pool. Have friends with pools.
别整泳池。整个家里有泳池的朋友。
silence_infidel
“You won’t always have a calculator in your pocket.”
“你不可能兜里总是带着计算器。”
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“You won’t always have a calculator in your pocket.”
“你不可能兜里总是带着计算器。”
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Not even that long ago. Smart phones were already a thing.
甚至没那么久远，说这句话的时候智能手机已经开始普及了。
甚至没那么久远，说这句话的时候智能手机已经开始普及了。
UnspecificGravity
Even before smart phones, if your job involved math you absolutely would have a calculator available.
甚至在智能手机普及之前，如果你的工作包含与数学打交道，那么你绝对应该手头备一个计算器。
Even before smart phones, if your job involved math you absolutely would have a calculator available.
甚至在智能手机普及之前，如果你的工作包含与数学打交道，那么你绝对应该手头备一个计算器。
cerker
And before calculators, the slide rule in the front pocket was a basic part of an engineers business attire.
而且在计算器出现之前，胸口口袋里的计算尺是工程师工作服饰的一部分。
And before calculators, the slide rule in the front pocket was a basic part of an engineers business attire.
而且在计算器出现之前，胸口口袋里的计算尺是工程师工作服饰的一部分。
Pilots had navigational/fuel calculation slide rules etc.
飞行员也有用于导航或计算油量的计算尺。
飞行员也有用于导航或计算油量的计算尺。
I sometimes DO math on paper though. Because phone is on the charger in the other room and I'm too lazy to get it.
有时我确实会在纸上计算。但那是因为手机在充电或者放在了别的房间，我懒得去拿。
有时我确实会在纸上计算。但那是因为手机在充电或者放在了别的房间，我懒得去拿。
Marionberry-Superb
"This will go down on your permanent record."
“这会留在你的永久档案里。”
"This will go down on your permanent record."
“这会留在你的永久档案里。”
ProficientPotato
I cannot tell you how many times my middle school told me my grades matter and they will follow me through high school. First thing I was told at high school: clean slate, no grades from before matter.
我说不清有多少次我的初中老师告诉我，我的成绩非常重要，会跟着我到高中。但是我在上高中之后得知的第一件事就是：一切归零，之前的成绩都不重要。
I cannot tell you how many times my middle school told me my grades matter and they will follow me through high school. First thing I was told at high school: clean slate, no grades from before matter.
我说不清有多少次我的初中老师告诉我，我的成绩非常重要，会跟着我到高中。但是我在上高中之后得知的第一件事就是：一切归零，之前的成绩都不重要。
Ratlyff
I kinda WISH there was a "permanent record" so I didn't have to upxe my resume every other fucking day.
我还挺希望有“永久档案”的，这样我就不用每隔几天就他妈更新一遍我的简历了。
I kinda WISH there was a "permanent record" so I didn't have to upxe my resume every other fucking day.
我还挺希望有“永久档案”的，这样我就不用每隔几天就他妈更新一遍我的简历了。
PizzaQuattroCheese
We were once forced to do a this profession test to find out our dream job and one of the options was to become a "pokemon trainer". Till this day nobody ever offered me a starter pokemon.
我们曾经被迫接受一种职业测试，寻找我们梦想的工作，其中的一个选项是成为“宝可梦训练师”。但是直到今天也没有人送给我初始宝可梦。
We were once forced to do a this profession test to find out our dream job and one of the options was to become a "pokemon trainer". Till this day nobody ever offered me a starter pokemon.
我们曾经被迫接受一种职业测试，寻找我们梦想的工作，其中的一个选项是成为“宝可梦训练师”。但是直到今天也没有人送给我初始宝可梦。
BigSexytke
Well there is your problem no one offers you a starter Pokémon at ten years of age you’re supposed to go to your local lab and request one.
其实这是你的问题，如果十岁那年没有人送你初始宝可梦的话，你就应该去当地的研究所申请一只。
Well there is your problem no one offers you a starter Pokémon at ten years of age you’re supposed to go to your local lab and request one.
其实这是你的问题，如果十岁那年没有人送你初始宝可梦的话，你就应该去当地的研究所申请一只。
PizzaQuattroCheese
Petition to teach this in elementary schools
希望在小学展开相关教育。
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Petition to teach this in elementary schools
希望在小学展开相关教育。
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slicknshine
Cheaters never win in the end. Only good people succeed.
耍赖的人到头来永远得不到好处。只有好人才能成功。
Cheaters never win in the end. Only good people succeed.
耍赖的人到头来永远得不到好处。只有好人才能成功。
All lies.
都是骗人的。
都是骗人的。
BThriillzz
Hard work will lead you to success. Hard work has just led to more hard work
努力能为你带来成功。努力只会给我带来更多要努的力。
Hard work will lead you to success. Hard work has just led to more hard work
努力能为你带来成功。努力只会给我带来更多要努的力。
gin-o-cide
This reminds me of a friend telling me that on her first year anniversary at her (betting company) job, she got a tablet and a raise.
这让我想起有个朋友在（投注公司）工作的第一年，她拿了个平板电脑，并且涨薪了。
This reminds me of a friend telling me that on her first year anniversary at her (betting company) job, she got a tablet and a raise.
这让我想起有个朋友在（投注公司）工作的第一年，她拿了个平板电脑，并且涨薪了。
On my 17th year anniversary at my job, I got more work.
在我工作的第17年，我只有更多的工作要做。
在我工作的第17年，我只有更多的工作要做。
JitterySmithy
And less free time, and more depression. The worst deal in the history of deals, maybe ever
并且自由时间也变得更少，抑郁变得更严重。自从有买卖以来可能是最划不来的一笔买卖。
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And less free time, and more depression. The worst deal in the history of deals, maybe ever
并且自由时间也变得更少，抑郁变得更严重。自从有买卖以来可能是最划不来的一笔买卖。
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shmeggt
When we are in school, this is what a lot of us think. The problem is that in the real world, no one cares about your work as much as you do. So, you work really hard, get the project done on time and under budget... well, yay for you! You get a nod and a thank you. You're now a worker bee that can be relied on. You are not so much a person as a repository for work to get done. You're not noticed because you don't suck and you're not #1.
在我们上学的时候，我们很多人确实就是这么想的。问题在于在现实世界中，没人在乎你究竟做了多少工作。所以你就算非常努力地工作，把目标控制在预算之内及时完成了，……给你鼓掌吧！会有人对你点个头说谢谢你。现在你就是一个值得依靠的工蜂了。你不是一个人，你只是一个用来完成工作的存货而已。不会有人注意你，因为你既不糟糕，也不是第一名。
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When we are in school, this is what a lot of us think. The problem is that in the real world, no one cares about your work as much as you do. So, you work really hard, get the project done on time and under budget... well, yay for you! You get a nod and a thank you. You're now a worker bee that can be relied on. You are not so much a person as a repository for work to get done. You're not noticed because you don't suck and you're not #1.
在我们上学的时候，我们很多人确实就是这么想的。问题在于在现实世界中，没人在乎你究竟做了多少工作。所以你就算非常努力地工作，把目标控制在预算之内及时完成了，……给你鼓掌吧！会有人对你点个头说谢谢你。现在你就是一个值得依靠的工蜂了。你不是一个人，你只是一个用来完成工作的存货而已。不会有人注意你，因为你既不糟糕，也不是第一名。
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So, how do you improve your situation? SOCIALIZE AT WORK! You may not want to. You may hate your boss or your co-workers, but that is how you get ahead. Fake it if you have to. You may think that the guy who is heads down and eats at his desk while getting the project done is going to get the promotion, but he is not. It's the guy who is making connections with his/her coworkers and management.
所以你该怎么改善这个状况？在工作场合社交！你或许也不愿意这么做。你或许讨厌你的老板或者同事。但是你如果想要领先，就得这么做。甚至有必要的话做点伪装。你或许觉得那个拼命工作，坐在桌子旁边吃着饭还要努力完成目标的人会得到升迁，但这是不可能的。那些和自己的同事、老板打好交道的人才能得到升迁。
所以你该怎么改善这个状况？在工作场合社交！你或许也不愿意这么做。你或许讨厌你的老板或者同事。但是你如果想要领先，就得这么做。甚至有必要的话做点伪装。你或许觉得那个拼命工作，坐在桌子旁边吃着饭还要努力完成目标的人会得到升迁，但这是不可能的。那些和自己的同事、老板打好交道的人才能得到升迁。
This also works for flexible work environments. Does your company let you work full time from home, but has an office? GO INTO THE OFFICE. Not necessarily every day, but at least a couple of times a week. Be seen. Be present. This is how you will succeed.
这对于灵活工作环境也是一样的。你的公司有办公室，却让你在家上班？赶快去办公室。虽然不一定每天都去，但是一星期至少要去几次。要让他们看得见你。要在场。只有这样你才能成功。
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这对于灵活工作环境也是一样的。你的公司有办公室，却让你在家上班？赶快去办公室。虽然不一定每天都去，但是一星期至少要去几次。要让他们看得见你。要在场。只有这样你才能成功。
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Revealingstorm
Then there's people like me with Asperger's who are effed because we're the least capable people of socializing in a work environment a lot of the time.
那就会有我这样有阿斯伯格综合征的人彻底完蛋了，因为我们在很多情况下是最不擅长在工作环境进行社交的人
Then there's people like me with Asperger's who are effed because we're the least capable people of socializing in a work environment a lot of the time.
那就会有我这样有阿斯伯格综合征的人彻底完蛋了，因为我们在很多情况下是最不擅长在工作环境进行社交的人
DesceProPlay22
Never. I made a point early in my life to never wear a "fake smile" to please people that dont deserve it. Not about to start now.
不可能。我这辈子很早就发过誓，绝对不会曲意逢迎那些配不上的人。现在我也不打算开始。
Never. I made a point early in my life to never wear a "fake smile" to please people that dont deserve it. Not about to start now.
不可能。我这辈子很早就发过誓，绝对不会曲意逢迎那些配不上的人。现在我也不打算开始。
NineTailedTanuki
In fact, the "good" people who succeeded were cheats in the end.
事实上，那些成功了的“好人”到头来都是一群骗子。
In fact, the "good" people who succeeded were cheats in the end.
事实上，那些成功了的“好人”到头来都是一群骗子。
oupablo
This really depends on your measure of success. If happiness is the goal, cheating won't get you there. At least not for long. If money is the goal, cheating typically works but then you have zero real friends and you don't trust anyone or anything.
这真的得取决于你衡量成功的方式。如果你成功的目标是幸福，那么耍滑头是不会让你幸福的。至少不会长久。如果你的目标是金钱，那么耍滑头往往能让你成功，但是那样你就不会有真正的朋友，你也不会相信任何人、任何事。
This really depends on your measure of success. If happiness is the goal, cheating won't get you there. At least not for long. If money is the goal, cheating typically works but then you have zero real friends and you don't trust anyone or anything.
这真的得取决于你衡量成功的方式。如果你成功的目标是幸福，那么耍滑头是不会让你幸福的。至少不会长久。如果你的目标是金钱，那么耍滑头往往能让你成功，但是那样你就不会有真正的朋友，你也不会相信任何人、任何事。
6432987012
What nihilistic horseshit. I didn't.
这是什么虚无主义的屁话。我可没耍过滑头。
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What nihilistic horseshit. I didn't.
这是什么虚无主义的屁话。我可没耍过滑头。
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There are cheaters, some get away with it, where you start in life matters too, but not thinking your decisions and the habits you cultivate don't matter is just a load of crap people tell themselves because they're afraid of failure. It's inceldom but with money and prosperity instead of relationships.
确实有耍滑头的人，有些人可能这辈子也没遭到报应，而且你的家庭环境也很重要，但是不考虑你自己的决定，你自己培养的习惯不重要等等，这些都只是人们骗自己的鬼话，因为他们害怕失败。这会带来有钱有产的非自愿独身，而不是健康的关系。。
确实有耍滑头的人，有些人可能这辈子也没遭到报应，而且你的家庭环境也很重要，但是不考虑你自己的决定，你自己培养的习惯不重要等等，这些都只是人们骗自己的鬼话，因为他们害怕失败。这会带来有钱有产的非自愿独身，而不是健康的关系。。
Maybe I should be gentler here, but reddit had careened towards this nihilistic ideology where people justify throwing their life's away or treating people like crap because they just don't want to feel humiliated if shit doesn't work out. It's just upsetting to watch. People literally celebrating setting their lives on fire, or just being cunts in the name of rightousness.
或许我应该说得更温和一点，但是reddit特别倾向于这种虚无主义的意识形态，人们把放弃自己生活，或者毫不在乎他人的行为正当化，因为假如没有得到好结果的话，他们不想让自己觉得羞耻。看着就让人生气。有很多人真的就是在炫耀自己往火坑里跳的行为，或者以正义为名义当个混蛋。
或许我应该说得更温和一点，但是reddit特别倾向于这种虚无主义的意识形态，人们把放弃自己生活，或者毫不在乎他人的行为正当化，因为假如没有得到好结果的话，他们不想让自己觉得羞耻。看着就让人生气。有很多人真的就是在炫耀自己往火坑里跳的行为，或者以正义为名义当个混蛋。
It's destructive to society and self-destructive. I care if you were victimized, but I can't help someone who doesn't beleive in helping themselves.
这无论对社会还是对自己都是毁灭性的。如果你成为了受害者，我会很在乎你，但是我不能帮助一个不相信帮助自己的人。
这无论对社会还是对自己都是毁灭性的。如果你成为了受害者，我会很在乎你，但是我不能帮助一个不相信帮助自己的人。
hrowzer
To raise my head up in case of a bloody nose which is stupid just face the ground and breath through your mouth it helps trust me
流鼻血的时候把头仰起来，这很蠢。低头看地板，然后用嘴巴呼吸，很有帮助，相信我。
To raise my head up in case of a bloody nose which is stupid just face the ground and breath through your mouth it helps trust me
流鼻血的时候把头仰起来，这很蠢。低头看地板，然后用嘴巴呼吸，很有帮助，相信我。
PapaTwoToes
I've gotten a few nosebleeds in my life time and was told this. No! It's better to lean your head down to let it drip out as opposed to running down the back of your throat
我这辈子流过好几次鼻血，他们会让我这么做。不！你最好把头低下，让鼻血自然地淌出来，而不是让它流到你的嗓子眼里去。
I've gotten a few nosebleeds in my life time and was told this. No! It's better to lean your head down to let it drip out as opposed to running down the back of your throat
我这辈子流过好几次鼻血，他们会让我这么做。不！你最好把头低下，让鼻血自然地淌出来，而不是让它流到你的嗓子眼里去。
invalid_uses_of
My sixth grade teacher taught us that a quarter past 4 was 4:25. She wasn't joking.
我的六年级老师叫我们说四点一刻是四点二十五。她不是开玩笑。
My sixth grade teacher taught us that a quarter past 4 was 4:25. She wasn't joking.
我的六年级老师叫我们说四点一刻是四点二十五。她不是开玩笑。
Journey_of_Design
Recycling plastic as an effective way to help save the environment.
回收塑料是拯救环境的有效方式。
Recycling plastic as an effective way to help save the environment.
回收塑料是拯救环境的有效方式。
Turns out the whole campaign was started by the oil industry as a way to make people feel better about buying plastic, knowing all along that there was never any infrastructure in place to feasibly separate and clean plastics so they end up tossed in the landfill with everything else.
实际上回收塑料的倡议就是由石油行业发起的，是为了让人们购买塑料的时候少一点自责，因为事实上没有任何基础设施有能力把塑料分离并清洗干净，所以最终塑料还是会和其他所有东西一起堆在填埋场。
实际上回收塑料的倡议就是由石油行业发起的，是为了让人们购买塑料的时候少一点自责，因为事实上没有任何基础设施有能力把塑料分离并清洗干净，所以最终塑料还是会和其他所有东西一起堆在填埋场。
I'm hoping this will change as smaller companies start adopting better practices, but the vast majority of these are doing the same green-washing in the name of creating a "positive environmental culture" while actually not doing anything to help.
随着小公司开始采取更好的方法，我希望这一现象能够得到改善，但是绝大多数的公司还是在以“创造积极环境文化”的名义给自己打环保牌，实际上却什么也没干。
随着小公司开始采取更好的方法，我希望这一现象能够得到改善，但是绝大多数的公司还是在以“创造积极环境文化”的名义给自己打环保牌，实际上却什么也没干。
As someone that really jumped into environmentalism and conservation, it was heart-breaking to learn about this. I'm hopeful that we can make better advancements on biodegradable plastics, since ocean plastic is projected to triple by 2040 at our current rate.
作为一名真的非常在乎环境保护和节约的人，我知道这件事之后心都碎了。我希望我们能够在生物可降解塑料上得到更好的进步，因为按照现在的速度，海洋中的塑料含量会在2040年变成目前的三倍。
作为一名真的非常在乎环境保护和节约的人，我知道这件事之后心都碎了。我希望我们能够在生物可降解塑料上得到更好的进步，因为按照现在的速度，海洋中的塑料含量会在2040年变成目前的三倍。
fubo
Aluminum is very recyclable, because making new aluminum from bauxite requires a lot of energy. Melting aluminum cans down and making new aluminum out of them is solidly cheaper than making new aluminum.
铝是非常适合回收的。因为从铝土矿炼铝需要大量的能源。融化铝罐炼铝则要便宜的多。
Aluminum is very recyclable, because making new aluminum from bauxite requires a lot of energy. Melting aluminum cans down and making new aluminum out of them is solidly cheaper than making new aluminum.
铝是非常适合回收的。因为从铝土矿炼铝需要大量的能源。融化铝罐炼铝则要便宜的多。
Glass is very reusable. If you don't break it, a glass bottle can be cleaned and reused pretty indefinitely. (Ask any brewpub how many growlers they refill.) Recycling glass is not nearly as efficient as just reusing it without melting it down.
玻璃也非常适合重新使用。如果你不把玻璃打碎，那么玻璃瓶基本上可以无限清理并重新使用（问问酒馆他们会灌多少啤酒瓶）。回收玻璃比起直接重新使用、不融化要稍微低效一些。
玻璃也非常适合重新使用。如果你不把玻璃打碎，那么玻璃瓶基本上可以无限清理并重新使用（问问酒馆他们会灌多少啤酒瓶）。回收玻璃比起直接重新使用、不融化要稍微低效一些。
Plastic is ... not really very recyclable. It can pretty much only be made into crappier forms of plastic ... so plastic bottles can be made into a park bench, but a worn-out park bench can't be made into bottles. (Instead, it is made into environmental microplastics as it erodes.)
而塑料实际上……没那么可回收。塑料只能重新制作成更烂的塑料。例如塑料瓶可以再生成塑料长椅，但是坏掉的长椅不能再做成塑料瓶。（它会随着老化，生成环境微塑料。）
而塑料实际上……没那么可回收。塑料只能重新制作成更烂的塑料。例如塑料瓶可以再生成塑料长椅，但是坏掉的长椅不能再做成塑料瓶。（它会随着老化，生成环境微塑料。）
castle78
I learnt this truth during my first job out of high school, as a gardener, about 20 years ago. Was at the city dump with my boss, and he points out two dump trucks offloading mostly plastic soft drink and milk bottles. He tells me thats where most recycling ends up.
我第一次知道这件事是在差不多20年前，我高中毕业之后在干自己的第一份工作，园艺师的时候知道的。当时我和老板在垃圾填埋场，他指着两个正在倾倒塑料饮料瓶和牛奶瓶的垃圾车。然后告诉我再生过程就止于这里了。
I learnt this truth during my first job out of high school, as a gardener, about 20 years ago. Was at the city dump with my boss, and he points out two dump trucks offloading mostly plastic soft drink and milk bottles. He tells me thats where most recycling ends up.
我第一次知道这件事是在差不多20年前，我高中毕业之后在干自己的第一份工作，园艺师的时候知道的。当时我和老板在垃圾填埋场，他指着两个正在倾倒塑料饮料瓶和牛奶瓶的垃圾车。然后告诉我再生过程就止于这里了。
I remember trying to tell a few people about this, and every one of them confidently told me, “NO IT ALL GETS RECYCLED”. I couldnt break their blind faith in recycling, so I just gave up trying to tell people about it.
我记得自己试着跟几个人说过这件事，他们所有人都很自信地告诉我，“不，都再生了。”我很难破坏他们对再生的盲目信仰，所以我干脆就放弃跟别人说这件事了。
我记得自己试着跟几个人说过这件事，他们所有人都很自信地告诉我，“不，都再生了。”我很难破坏他们对再生的盲目信仰，所以我干脆就放弃跟别人说这件事了。
howcaneyehelpyou
'If you don't go to parties you won't make friends'
“你要是不去派对，就交不到朋友。”
'If you don't go to parties you won't make friends'
“你要是不去派对，就交不到朋友。”
'Cracking your knuckles causes arthritis'
“掰指关节会导致关节炎”
“掰指关节会导致关节炎”
gentlybeepingheart
My brother and I would crack our knuckles all the time before my mom told us it would cause arthritis and that’s how grandpa got it. (Grandpa corroborated this.) My brother stopped doing it all the time because he was so scared but I kept doing it because I was an annoying brat. My brother was diagnosed with juvenile arthritis a year later and I still crack my knuckles.
我和我兄弟以前经常掰手指。后来妈妈跟我们说会导致关节炎，姥爷就是这么得的。（姥爷也附和。）我兄弟后来就不敢掰了，因为他害怕，但是我一直在接着掰，因为我是个烦人的小混蛋。一年后我兄弟得了青少年关节炎，我还在接着掰。
My brother and I would crack our knuckles all the time before my mom told us it would cause arthritis and that’s how grandpa got it. (Grandpa corroborated this.) My brother stopped doing it all the time because he was so scared but I kept doing it because I was an annoying brat. My brother was diagnosed with juvenile arthritis a year later and I still crack my knuckles.
我和我兄弟以前经常掰手指。后来妈妈跟我们说会导致关节炎，姥爷就是这么得的。（姥爷也附和。）我兄弟后来就不敢掰了，因为他害怕，但是我一直在接着掰，因为我是个烦人的小混蛋。一年后我兄弟得了青少年关节炎，我还在接着掰。
atot806
Parents be like, "You should go out more and make some friends."
家长：“你应该出门去交更多的朋友。”
Parents be like, "You should go out more and make some friends."
家长：“你应该出门去交更多的朋友。”
When you bring your friends over to introduce them to your parents, they be like "those are not the friends we meant."
当你把朋友带到家里来介绍给家人的时候，他们：“我们说的不是这种朋友。”
当你把朋友带到家里来介绍给家人的时候，他们：“我们说的不是这种朋友。”
fizzunk
"Your teachers in university/college will be even stricter than me"
“你上大学的老师会比我还严格。”
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"Your teachers in university/college will be even stricter than me"
“你上大学的老师会比我还严格。”
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Nope, called all my lecturers/professors by their first name. They respected us students and we often hang out and drank together.
不，我用名字称呼所有的教授和讲师。他们尊重我们学生，并且我们经常一起出门玩耍喝酒。
不，我用名字称呼所有的教授和讲师。他们尊重我们学生，并且我们经常一起出门玩耍喝酒。
JustAnotherAviatrix
That your appendix is useless. While it causes more harm than good if it gets infected, it is believed to protect the good bateria in your gut.
你的阑尾是没有用的。虽然如果遭到感染的话会给你带来伤害，但是有理由相信阑尾可以保护你肠道里的益生菌。
That your appendix is useless. While it causes more harm than good if it gets infected, it is believed to protect the good bateria in your gut.
你的阑尾是没有用的。虽然如果遭到感染的话会给你带来伤害，但是有理由相信阑尾可以保护你肠道里的益生菌。
That George Washington's false teeth were made of wood. Nope, they were real teeth from slaves, which is just plain awful.
乔治·华盛顿的假牙是用木头做的。不，是用奴隶的真牙做的，非常恶心。
乔治·华盛顿的假牙是用木头做的。不，是用奴隶的真牙做的，非常恶心。
That your tongue has taste zones. Tbh, I never believed that one even in elementary school because it didn't make sense.
你的舌头有不同的味觉感受区。说实话我上小学的时候都不信这个，因为根本就不对劲。
你的舌头有不同的味觉感受区。说实话我上小学的时候都不信这个，因为根本就不对劲。
stairwalker225
Don’t talk to strangers online. If I had listened I wouldn’t have met a lot pf cool people
不要和网上的陌生人聊天。如果我听他们的了，我就没办法认识那么多很酷的人了。
Don’t talk to strangers online. If I had listened I wouldn’t have met a lot pf cool people
不要和网上的陌生人聊天。如果我听他们的了，我就没办法认识那么多很酷的人了。
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