什么样的社会才会逼的两个普通人去偷鸡蛋？
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@Bohammed
2020: toilet paper 2025: Eggs
2030: bread
2035: water
2038: no internet
2020 年：卫生纸
2025 年：鸡蛋
2030 年：面包
2035 年：水
2038 年：没有网络
2020: toilet paper 2025: Eggs
2030: bread
2035: water
2038: no internet
2020 年：卫生纸
2025 年：鸡蛋
2030 年：面包
2035 年：水
2038 年：没有网络
@krazmokramer
1974: gasoline It was the outrageous price of $0.40/gal
1974 年：汽油，当时价格高得离谱，每加仑0.40美元。
1974: gasoline It was the outrageous price of $0.40/gal
1974 年：汽油，当时价格高得离谱，每加仑0.40美元。
@JasmineTucker-v2n
I bet milk, bread, or gas gonna be next
我敢打赌，接下来短缺的会是牛奶、面包或者汽油。
I bet milk, bread, or gas gonna be next
我敢打赌，接下来短缺的会是牛奶、面包或者汽油。
@Ifyewonleenew
@ lol democrats and republicans are on the same team thought you knew it’s always been the rich against the poor
哈哈，民主党和共和党是一伙的，我还以为大家都知道呢，他们一直都是富人压榨穷人。
@ lol democrats and republicans are on the same team thought you knew it’s always been the rich against the poor
哈哈，民主党和共和党是一伙的，我还以为大家都知道呢，他们一直都是富人压榨穷人。
@xwrtk
It was eggs in 2020 too. People were panic buying just about everything food wise.
2020 年也缺过鸡蛋。人们当时对几乎所有食品都进行了抢购。
It was eggs in 2020 too. People were panic buying just about everything food wise.
2020 年也缺过鸡蛋。人们当时对几乎所有食品都进行了抢购。
@SnootchieBootchies
2020: toilet paper and Trump was President
2025: eggs and Trump was President
Welcome to Trump's America
2020 年：卫生纸短缺，特朗普当总统
2025 年：鸡蛋短缺，特朗普当总统
欢迎来到特朗普治下的美国
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2020: toilet paper and Trump was President
2025: eggs and Trump was President
Welcome to Trump's America
2020 年：卫生纸短缺，特朗普当总统
2025 年：鸡蛋短缺，特朗普当总统
欢迎来到特朗普治下的美国
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@imWillJ
boss we got the eggs. boss : eggcellent.
老大，我们搞到鸡蛋了。老大：非常棒
boss we got the eggs. boss : eggcellent.
老大，我们搞到鸡蛋了。老大：非常棒
@pstuddy
boss: muuwaahahaahaahaaa
老板：哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈啊哈
boss: muuwaahahaahaahaaa
老板：哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈啊哈
@r.d.ramirez9157
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
伯恩斯先生：太棒了。
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
伯恩斯先生：太棒了。
@YTGamerMario
Haha lol
哈哈，笑死
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Haha lol
哈哈，笑死
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@HowToChangeName
@imWillJ not going to eggsaggerate, but that's a big success.
不是我夸张，因为这可真的是一次偷窃大成功。
@imWillJ not going to eggsaggerate, but that's a big success.
不是我夸张，因为这可真的是一次偷窃大成功。
@kyleoxenham9099
25 years in jail for stealing $100 worth of eggs, probably cracked half of them in the get away..lol
偷价值100美元的鸡蛋，要坐25年牢，估计逃跑的时候还打碎了一半……哈哈
25 years in jail for stealing $100 worth of eggs, probably cracked half of them in the get away..lol
偷价值100美元的鸡蛋，要坐25年牢，估计逃跑的时候还打碎了一半……哈哈
@sinead187
You must be yolking!
你肯定在开玩笑吧！
You must be yolking!
你肯定在开玩笑吧！
@LaVerni66
LMao this is serious matter sir
笑死，这事儿可严肃着呢，先生
LMao this is serious matter sir
笑死，这事儿可严肃着呢，先生
@rats.movement
They ain't yolking around
他们可不是在开玩笑。
They ain't yolking around
他们可不是在开玩笑。
@under-a-rock5444
Well that store just got cheaper by the doz... Nevermind I just wanted to be funny
嗯，那家店的鸡蛋一打（十二个）可便宜了……算了，我就想开个玩笑
Well that store just got cheaper by the doz... Nevermind I just wanted to be funny
嗯，那家店的鸡蛋一打（十二个）可便宜了……算了，我就想开个玩笑
@SC2point0
An egg heist is wild.
偷鸡蛋这事可太离谱了。
An egg heist is wild.
偷鸡蛋这事可太离谱了。
@h.d.tjayasanka3166
Staff - Sir we’ve been robbed. Owner - Oh My God ! What did they steal?? Staff - All the Eggs Owner - Eggscuse me ??
员工 - 先生，我们遭抢劫了。老板 - 哦，我的天哪！他们偷了什么？？员工 - 所有鸡蛋。老板 - 你说啥？？
Staff - Sir we’ve been robbed. Owner - Oh My God ! What did they steal?? Staff - All the Eggs Owner - Eggscuse me ??
员工 - 先生，我们遭抢劫了。老板 - 哦，我的天哪！他们偷了什么？？员工 - 所有鸡蛋。老板 - 你说啥？？
@opaljessthegothdragon
This is possibly one of the most unusual thefts I’ve ever heard
这可能是我听过最离奇的盗窃案之一了。
This is possibly one of the most unusual thefts I’ve ever heard
这可能是我听过最离奇的盗窃案之一了。
@sdigf3167
It's going to become common. You better enjoy your eggs now. Because soon you won't be able too.
这事儿会越来越常见的。大家最好现在就尽情享受鸡蛋。因为很快大家就没这机会了。
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It's going to become common. You better enjoy your eggs now. Because soon you won't be able too.
这事儿会越来越常见的。大家最好现在就尽情享受鸡蛋。因为很快大家就没这机会了。
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@xvxxvx-s9y
its literally $12-15 per carton in US, that's roughly $1 per single egg, that's insane price since eggs price in mexico was $2 per carton
在美国，一盒鸡蛋差不多12 - 15美元，差不多一个鸡蛋1美元，这价格太离谱了，因为在墨西哥一盒鸡蛋才2美元。
its literally $12-15 per carton in US, that's roughly $1 per single egg, that's insane price since eggs price in mexico was $2 per carton
在美国，一盒鸡蛋差不多12 - 15美元，差不多一个鸡蛋1美元，这价格太离谱了，因为在墨西哥一盒鸡蛋才2美元。
@thea_therian
I’ve heard of someone stealing like 100k or something in doctor pepper syrup and like 5million in chicken wings (roughly guessing on numbers) the chicken wings was from a school’s lunch budget during covid…..what they’re going to do with all of that syrup and chicken wings I do not know
我听说有人偷了大概价值10万美元左右的胡椒博士汽水糖浆，还有人偷了大概价值500万美元的鸡翅（数字是大致猜测），鸡翅是从新冠疫情期间一所学校的午餐预算里偷的……我不知道他们要那么多汽水糖浆和鸡翅干嘛。
I’ve heard of someone stealing like 100k or something in doctor pepper syrup and like 5million in chicken wings (roughly guessing on numbers) the chicken wings was from a school’s lunch budget during covid…..what they’re going to do with all of that syrup and chicken wings I do not know
我听说有人偷了大概价值10万美元左右的胡椒博士汽水糖浆，还有人偷了大概价值500万美元的鸡翅（数字是大致猜测），鸡翅是从新冠疫情期间一所学校的午餐预算里偷的……我不知道他们要那么多汽水糖浆和鸡翅干嘛。
@mrquirky3626
Most unusual theft I ever heard off since a group of people stole 3000 tons of maple syrup in Canada more than a decade ago.
这是我听过最离奇的盗窃案了，上一次还是十多年前一群人在加拿大偷了3000吨枫糖浆。
Most unusual theft I ever heard off since a group of people stole 3000 tons of maple syrup in Canada more than a decade ago.
这是我听过最离奇的盗窃案了，上一次还是十多年前一群人在加拿大偷了3000吨枫糖浆。
@GodBlessedAmerica
Police say the criminal scrambled and they hope to eventually crack the case.
警方说罪犯已经逃窜，他们希望最终能侦破此案。
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Police say the criminal scrambled and they hope to eventually crack the case.
警方说罪犯已经逃窜，他们希望最终能侦破此案。
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@1corruptfile491
This has to be another restaurant. Seriously who else could use or even sell that many eggs.
这肯定是另一家餐厅干的。说真的，不然还有谁能用得了甚至卖得掉那么多鸡蛋。
This has to be another restaurant. Seriously who else could use or even sell that many eggs.
这肯定是另一家餐厅干的。说真的，不然还有谁能用得了甚至卖得掉那么多鸡蛋。
@ArtsyMagic239
A breakfest place? Lots of dishes use them: egg sandwiches, classic bacon and eggs, omelettes, eggs benedict, putting a fried egg on a burger, they even use them in batter for things like pancakes. Eggs are a pretty essential and versatile ingredient. A restaurant can use a lot in a day, especially if they're popular.
一家早餐店？很多菜品都要用到鸡蛋：鸡蛋三明治、经典的培根煎蛋、煎蛋卷、班尼迪克蛋，在汉堡上加个煎蛋，做煎饼之类的面糊里也会用到鸡蛋。鸡蛋是非常重要且用途广泛的食材。一家餐厅一天就能用掉很多，尤其是如果它很受欢迎的话。
A breakfest place? Lots of dishes use them: egg sandwiches, classic bacon and eggs, omelettes, eggs benedict, putting a fried egg on a burger, they even use them in batter for things like pancakes. Eggs are a pretty essential and versatile ingredient. A restaurant can use a lot in a day, especially if they're popular.
一家早餐店？很多菜品都要用到鸡蛋：鸡蛋三明治、经典的培根煎蛋、煎蛋卷、班尼迪克蛋，在汉堡上加个煎蛋，做煎饼之类的面糊里也会用到鸡蛋。鸡蛋是非常重要且用途广泛的食材。一家餐厅一天就能用掉很多，尤其是如果它很受欢迎的话。
@1corruptfile491
@ArtsyMagic239 maybe a bakery
也许是一家面包店。
@ArtsyMagic239 maybe a bakery
也许是一家面包店。
@bastobasto4866
... someone who thinks they can sell them off, including to restaurants. Someone near where I live stole 18 tons of cacao and stashed it in the suburbs, then tried to sell it on the black market (obviously, did not work).
……有人觉得自己能把这些鸡蛋卖掉，包括卖给餐厅。我住的附近有人偷了18吨可可豆，藏在郊区，然后试图在黑市上卖掉（显然，他没成功）。
... someone who thinks they can sell them off, including to restaurants. Someone near where I live stole 18 tons of cacao and stashed it in the suburbs, then tried to sell it on the black market (obviously, did not work).
……有人觉得自己能把这些鸡蛋卖掉，包括卖给餐厅。我住的附近有人偷了18吨可可豆，藏在郊区，然后试图在黑市上卖掉（显然，他没成功）。
@bastobasto4866
Presuming he sells it at 0,50$/egg, that's still like 1300$
假设他以每个鸡蛋 0.5 美元的价格出售，那也能赚 1300 美元左右。
Presuming he sells it at 0,50$/egg, that's still like 1300$
假设他以每个鸡蛋 0.5 美元的价格出售，那也能赚 1300 美元左右。
@bettygrable6440
Price has tripled since last August. Checked my own grocery list.
自去年8月以来，鸡蛋价格已经涨了两倍。我翻看了自己的购物清单。
Price has tripled since last August. Checked my own grocery list.
自去年8月以来，鸡蛋价格已经涨了两倍。我翻看了自己的购物清单。
@kid10249595
Scalpers are insane XD, imagine not only scalping eggs, but stealing them too to try and resell them
黄牛简直疯了，想象一下，不仅倒卖鸡蛋，还偷鸡蛋然后试图转卖。
Scalpers are insane XD, imagine not only scalping eggs, but stealing them too to try and resell them
黄牛简直疯了，想象一下，不仅倒卖鸡蛋，还偷鸡蛋然后试图转卖。
@jasontomica8938
There's already people doing that here. Some people were trying to do it on. Ebay, but ebay took it down of an egg.Heist
我们这儿已经有人这么干了。有些人还想在eBay上这么做，但eBay把鸡蛋盗窃相关的内容给下架了。
There's already people doing that here. Some people were trying to do it on. Ebay, but ebay took it down of an egg.Heist
我们这儿已经有人这么干了。有些人还想在eBay上这么做，但eBay把鸡蛋盗窃相关的内容给下架了。
@DanteHikato
This gonna be a fibbage question. "In 2025 a man went to seatle cafe and stole 540 ________"
这会是个很扯的问题。“2025年，一名男子走进西雅图的一家咖啡馆，偷走了540个________”
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This gonna be a fibbage question. "In 2025 a man went to seatle cafe and stole 540 ________"
这会是个很扯的问题。“2025年，一名男子走进西雅图的一家咖啡馆，偷走了540个________”
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@jwill5892
What about the 100,000 one
那那个偷了10万个鸡蛋的事儿呢？
What about the 100,000 one
那那个偷了10万个鸡蛋的事儿呢？
@GamingFanactic911
Haha yes Jackbox will get this one
哈哈，Jackbox游戏会拿这个当素材的
Haha yes Jackbox will get this one
哈哈，Jackbox游戏会拿这个当素材的
@teemoney116
"Dude, what are you in for?" "Egg hiest"
“兄弟，你为啥进来的？”“偷鸡蛋。”
"Dude, what are you in for?" "Egg hiest"
“兄弟，你为啥进来的？”“偷鸡蛋。”
@AceofSpades96.
I really hope that they didn’t forget that eggs go bad after a short period of time.
我真心希望他们没忘记鸡蛋很快就会变质。
I really hope that they didn’t forget that eggs go bad after a short period of time.
我真心希望他们没忘记鸡蛋很快就会变质。
@JustEmilyLove
not if you know how to can them
要是你知道怎么把鸡蛋装罐保存就不会变质了
not if you know how to can them
要是你知道怎么把鸡蛋装罐保存就不会变质了
@StinkyDog98703
Not if you know how to eat them all in an hour
要是你知道怎么在一小时内把它们全吃光就不用担心变质。
Not if you know how to eat them all in an hour
要是你知道怎么在一小时内把它们全吃光就不用担心变质。
@ILGuy2012
Maybe they have many customers lined up? Or, simply stand on a street corner like other dealers do.
也许他们有很多顾客排队等着买呢？或者，就像其他贩子一样，直接站在街角卖。
Maybe they have many customers lined up? Or, simply stand on a street corner like other dealers do.
也许他们有很多顾客排队等着买呢？或者，就像其他贩子一样，直接站在街角卖。
@mrchow7517
Its probably another restaurant
可能是另一家餐厅干的
Its probably another restaurant
可能是另一家餐厅干的
@TheRockingRoller
The Judge: “Since this is your first offense, omelette this one slide.”
法官：“鉴于这是你初次犯罪，这次就网开一面吧。”
The Judge: “Since this is your first offense, omelette this one slide.”
法官：“鉴于这是你初次犯罪，这次就网开一面吧。”
@mycahlovesit3
Refrigerated eggs last 3 to 5 weeks, so unless these robbers own a restaurant, bakery, or store, what are they doing with so many? They can’t resell them at the same or higher price since people can buy them from name-brand stores. Are they giving them away for free, or is there another motive? It makes you wonder why they are stealing so many eggs and what are they gonna do with them?
冷藏的鸡蛋能保存3到5周，所以除非这些劫匪拥有一家餐厅、面包店或商店，不然他们要这么多鸡蛋干嘛呢？他们没法以同样甚至更高的价格转卖，因为人们可以从名牌商店买到鸡蛋。他们是要免费送人吗？还是有其他动机？这不禁让人好奇他们为什么偷这么多鸡蛋，又打算怎么处理这些鸡蛋呢？
Refrigerated eggs last 3 to 5 weeks, so unless these robbers own a restaurant, bakery, or store, what are they doing with so many? They can’t resell them at the same or higher price since people can buy them from name-brand stores. Are they giving them away for free, or is there another motive? It makes you wonder why they are stealing so many eggs and what are they gonna do with them?
冷藏的鸡蛋能保存3到5周，所以除非这些劫匪拥有一家餐厅、面包店或商店，不然他们要这么多鸡蛋干嘛呢？他们没法以同样甚至更高的价格转卖，因为人们可以从名牌商店买到鸡蛋。他们是要免费送人吗？还是有其他动机？这不禁让人好奇他们为什么偷这么多鸡蛋，又打算怎么处理这些鸡蛋呢？
@mrquirky3626
Maybe resell them to a corrupt wholesaler who quickly sells them to other local restaurants to use? That's what usually happens with stolen auto parts. Some mechanic shop out there has no trouble buying stolen goods to find cheaper alternatives to use for their own customers.
也许是转卖给一个黑心批发商，然后这个批发商又迅速卖给其他当地餐厅使用？通常被盗的汽车零部件就是这么处理的。有些汽修店买赃物毫无障碍，这样就能找到更便宜的零部件给他们的顾客用。
Maybe resell them to a corrupt wholesaler who quickly sells them to other local restaurants to use? That's what usually happens with stolen auto parts. Some mechanic shop out there has no trouble buying stolen goods to find cheaper alternatives to use for their own customers.
也许是转卖给一个黑心批发商，然后这个批发商又迅速卖给其他当地餐厅使用？通常被盗的汽车零部件就是这么处理的。有些汽修店买赃物毫无障碍，这样就能找到更便宜的零部件给他们的顾客用。
@mufasa6366
People really act like eggs are the only source of protein
人们表现得好像鸡蛋是唯一的蛋白质来源似的。
People really act like eggs are the only source of protein
人们表现得好像鸡蛋是唯一的蛋白质来源似的。
@Gothicwolf1984
There protein in meat
肉里也有蛋白质。
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There protein in meat
肉里也有蛋白质。
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@bcgambit80
Do you like pasta, cookies, or cake? All of em need eggs, it's not just about protein.
你喜欢意大利面、饼干或者蛋糕吗？这些都需要鸡蛋，可不只是为了获取蛋白质。
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Do you like pasta, cookies, or cake? All of em need eggs, it's not just about protein.
你喜欢意大利面、饼干或者蛋糕吗？这些都需要鸡蛋，可不只是为了获取蛋白质。
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@itsmeprasad1987
Is there a chicken shortage too
是不是也出现鸡肉短缺了？
Is there a chicken shortage too
是不是也出现鸡肉短缺了？
@user-ys2ko2jt4y
@bcgambit80 Pasta, cookies and cakes don't necessarily need eggs. I consume all of them with a vegan recipe because I don't want to exploit animals.
意大利面、饼干和蛋糕不一定非要用到鸡蛋。我吃这些都是用纯素食谱做的，因为我不想剥削动物。
@bcgambit80 Pasta, cookies and cakes don't necessarily need eggs. I consume all of them with a vegan recipe because I don't want to exploit animals.
意大利面、饼干和蛋糕不一定非要用到鸡蛋。我吃这些都是用纯素食谱做的，因为我不想剥削动物。
@Phoenixgod1
@bcgambit80 pasta doesn't need eggs
意大利面不需要鸡蛋。
@bcgambit80 pasta doesn't need eggs
意大利面不需要鸡蛋。
@pragmaticobserver1592
@user-ys2ko2jt4y Question: What happens when a vegan and a vegetarian drive off a cliff? answer: Society Improves
问：一个纯素食者和一个素食者开车冲下悬崖会怎样？答：社会进步了
@user-ys2ko2jt4y Question: What happens when a vegan and a vegetarian drive off a cliff? answer: Society Improves
问：一个纯素食者和一个素食者开车冲下悬崖会怎样？答：社会进步了
@leighhoppins9273
In my opinion, probably the only source of protein, to me eggs are much much much more tastier than chicken or pork chops
Especially when you put syrup on the eggs, maple syrup, they taste so much better
在我看来，对我来说鸡蛋可能是唯一的蛋白质来源，而且鸡蛋比鸡肉或猪排好吃太多太多了。
尤其是在鸡蛋上淋上糖浆，枫糖浆，味道就更好了。
In my opinion, probably the only source of protein, to me eggs are much much much more tastier than chicken or pork chops
Especially when you put syrup on the eggs, maple syrup, they taste so much better
在我看来，对我来说鸡蛋可能是唯一的蛋白质来源，而且鸡蛋比鸡肉或猪排好吃太多太多了。
尤其是在鸡蛋上淋上糖浆，枫糖浆，味道就更好了。
@bcgambit80
@user-ys2ko2jt4y My mistake, I like to have flavor in my food. I didn't think of others.
是我疏忽了，我喜欢食物有丰富的味道。我没考虑到其他人。
@user-ys2ko2jt4y My mistake, I like to have flavor in my food. I didn't think of others.
是我疏忽了，我喜欢食物有丰富的味道。我没考虑到其他人。
@leighhoppins9273
@pragmaticobserver1592
Lol, that’s kind of rude, It’s funny your joke was pretty funny. I will admit that.
But was also kind of rude, kind of inappropriate
哈哈，这有点无礼了，不过得承认你的笑话还挺有趣的。但确实也有点无礼，不太合适。
@pragmaticobserver1592
Lol, that’s kind of rude, It’s funny your joke was pretty funny. I will admit that.
But was also kind of rude, kind of inappropriate
哈哈，这有点无礼了，不过得承认你的笑话还挺有趣的。但确实也有点无礼，不太合适。
@user-ys2ko2jt4y
@pragmaticobserver1592 Is eating plants and leaving babies alone from torture a scary thought? You poor thing.
吃植物就能不让动物幼崽遭受折磨，这种想法不是很可怕吗？你真可怜。
@pragmaticobserver1592 Is eating plants and leaving babies alone from torture a scary thought? You poor thing.
吃植物就能不让动物幼崽遭受折磨，这种想法不是很可怕吗？你真可怜。
@user-ys2ko2jt4y
@bcgambit80 Some people actually have morals. Just because a person may like forcing themselves on some one else doesn't mean it's right.
有些人是有道德底线的。不能因为有人喜欢把自己的想法强加给别人，就觉得这是对的。
@bcgambit80 Some people actually have morals. Just because a person may like forcing themselves on some one else doesn't mean it's right.
有些人是有道德底线的。不能因为有人喜欢把自己的想法强加给别人，就觉得这是对的。
@VanLee-nf6tk
Of course your a vegan
你肯定是个纯素食者。
Of course your a vegan
你肯定是个纯素食者。
@VanLee-nf6tk
This comment is highly ironic.
这条评论极具讽刺意味。
This comment is highly ironic.
这条评论极具讽刺意味。
@sawittwo
Crazy stuff.
真是疯狂的事。
Crazy stuff.
真是疯狂的事。
@chilajeffrey5172
oh my gosh eggs. First it was toilet paper now eggs.My gosh this world is going crazy nuts
哦，我的天呐，偷鸡蛋。先是卫生纸，现在又是鸡蛋。我的天，这世界简直疯了，太离谱了
oh my gosh eggs. First it was toilet paper now eggs.My gosh this world is going crazy nuts
哦，我的天呐，偷鸡蛋。先是卫生纸，现在又是鸡蛋。我的天，这世界简直疯了，太离谱了
@thea_therian
I was a chicken-sitter and I had no idea chickens actually stopped producing eggs after several years, I just assumed they produced eggs for their entire lives
我之前帮人照顾过鸡，我一直都不知道实际上鸡过了几年后就不再下蛋了，我一直以为它们一辈子都会下蛋。
I was a chicken-sitter and I had no idea chickens actually stopped producing eggs after several years, I just assumed they produced eggs for their entire lives
我之前帮人照顾过鸡，我一直都不知道实际上鸡过了几年后就不再下蛋了，我一直以为它们一辈子都会下蛋。
@Gyvie-marie
They also produced non standard eggs when they get old and played out before they stop altogether. Extra small eggs and/or eggs without yolks etc.
而且在完全停止下蛋之前，它们老了、体力不支的时候，还会下一些非标准的蛋。特别小的蛋，或者没蛋黄的蛋之类的。
They also produced non standard eggs when they get old and played out before they stop altogether. Extra small eggs and/or eggs without yolks etc.
而且在完全停止下蛋之前，它们老了、体力不支的时候，还会下一些非标准的蛋。特别小的蛋，或者没蛋黄的蛋之类的。
@Samurai-Inferno
I just found out about this information now?
我也是现在才知道这个信息
I just found out about this information now?
我也是现在才知道这个信息
@Akira625
Never thought we'd live in a time where people are stealing eggs, but here we are.
从没想过我们会生活在一个会有人偷鸡蛋的时代，但事实就是如此。
Never thought we'd live in a time where people are stealing eggs, but here we are.
从没想过我们会生活在一个会有人偷鸡蛋的时代，但事实就是如此。
@ILGuy2012
Yes, it used to be foxes and weasels stealing from the hen house.
是啊，以前都是狐狸和黄鼠狼偷鸡舍里的东西。
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Yes, it used to be foxes and weasels stealing from the hen house.
是啊，以前都是狐狸和黄鼠狼偷鸡舍里的东西。
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@9Jaker9
The egg bandits strike again
鸡蛋大盗又出手了。
The egg bandits strike again
鸡蛋大盗又出手了。
@HowToChangeName
Payday 3 DLC looking wild.
《收获日3》的DLC看起来会很疯狂啊。
Payday 3 DLC looking wild.
《收获日3》的DLC看起来会很疯狂啊。
@seoulglo1999
That would be amazing! Escape with the eggs without breaking them!
可太神奇了！带着鸡蛋逃跑还一个都不打碎！
That would be amazing! Escape with the eggs without breaking them!
可太神奇了！带着鸡蛋逃跑还一个都不打碎！
@MytokyokittyStudios
Thief 1: Did you get the eggs?
Thief 2: Yeah. I wasn’t sure how many we needed so I stole 3.75 gross.
Thief 1: 3.75 gross? That’s 45 dozen eggs!
Thief 2: Oops
小偷 1：你拿到鸡蛋了吗？
小偷 2：拿到了。我不确定我们需要多少，所以偷了3.75筐。
小偷 1：3.75 筐？那可是45打鸡蛋啊！
小偷 2：哎呀
Thief 1: Did you get the eggs?
Thief 2: Yeah. I wasn’t sure how many we needed so I stole 3.75 gross.
Thief 1: 3.75 gross? That’s 45 dozen eggs!
Thief 2: Oops
小偷 1：你拿到鸡蛋了吗？
小偷 2：拿到了。我不确定我们需要多少，所以偷了3.75筐。
小偷 1：3.75 筐？那可是45打鸡蛋啊！
小偷 2：哎呀
@ianfortuna9385
I’m gonna quit my job and become an egg dealer.
我要辞职去当鸡蛋贩子。
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I’m gonna quit my job and become an egg dealer.
我要辞职去当鸡蛋贩子。
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@rayray8687
You know you’re living in a drugged out society when 2 guys with a van steal $150 worth of eggs on a snowy day in view of a camera. Street value, a 20-piece?
大冷天俩哥们儿开着辆面包车，在摄像头眼皮子底下偷了价值150美元的鸡蛋，你就知道自己生活在一个疯狂的社会了。然后再街头交易，20美元一份？
You know you’re living in a drugged out society when 2 guys with a van steal $150 worth of eggs on a snowy day in view of a camera. Street value, a 20-piece?
大冷天俩哥们儿开着辆面包车，在摄像头眼皮子底下偷了价值150美元的鸡蛋，你就知道自己生活在一个疯狂的社会了。然后再街头交易，20美元一份？
@Dudewatchingvid
They have a get away van as if it was straight out of a movie.
他们还有辆逃跑用的面包车，就跟电影里演的似的。
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They have a get away van as if it was straight out of a movie.
他们还有辆逃跑用的面包车，就跟电影里演的似的。
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@ILGuy2012
Kudos to the ppl in rural areas who are keeping chickens to get their own supply and maybe sharing with others.
给那些在农村养鸡自给自足，或许还会和别人分享鸡蛋的人点赞。
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Kudos to the ppl in rural areas who are keeping chickens to get their own supply and maybe sharing with others.
给那些在农村养鸡自给自足，或许还会和别人分享鸡蛋的人点赞。
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@Davidmerkss
I love how everyone is just cracking yolks
我喜欢大家拿鸡蛋开的玩笑
I love how everyone is just cracking yolks
我喜欢大家拿鸡蛋开的玩笑
@vrdragon12
This egg crisis is getting out of hand
这次鸡蛋危机有点失控了。
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This egg crisis is getting out of hand
这次鸡蛋危机有点失控了。
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@ALX65
Egg prices done rose so much those guys will become millionaires selling those back
鸡蛋价格涨得这么厉害，那些家伙把鸡蛋卖出去都能成百万富翁了
Egg prices done rose so much those guys will become millionaires selling those back
鸡蛋价格涨得这么厉害，那些家伙把鸡蛋卖出去都能成百万富翁了
@QuickStix26
Other countries be laughing their ass off when they read about these type of stories.
其他国家的人看到这类新闻肯定会笑掉大牙。
Other countries be laughing their ass off when they read about these type of stories.
其他国家的人看到这类新闻肯定会笑掉大牙。
@Caffeinated_Acrobat
Lmfao and the price just went back down
笑死，鸡蛋价格刚降下来
Lmfao and the price just went back down
笑死，鸡蛋价格刚降下来
@bdub-j1f
the average dozen eggs went down $0.41 lMao. so the 2nd highest price in history so far
平均每打鸡蛋价格降了0.41美元，笑死。所以目前还是历史第二高价格。
the average dozen eggs went down $0.41 lMao. so the 2nd highest price in history so far
平均每打鸡蛋价格降了0.41美元，笑死。所以目前还是历史第二高价格。
@Caffeinated_Acrobat
@bdub-j1f where I am they just went down 50% from almost 9 dollars a dozen to around 4.
在我这儿，价格从差不多9美元一打降到了4美元左右，降了50%。
@bdub-j1f where I am they just went down 50% from almost 9 dollars a dozen to around 4.
在我这儿，价格从差不多9美元一打降到了4美元左右，降了50%。
@bdub-j1f
@ very neat, I am going by the national average to avoid personal anecdotes
我是按全国平均数据来说的，避免只讲个人经历。
@ very neat, I am going by the national average to avoid personal anecdotes
我是按全国平均数据来说的，避免只讲个人经历。
@Caffeinated_Acrobat
@bdub-j1f whatever, dude. It's not that deep. I made a joke, which is accurate, whether the price went down 50 cents or 50 percent.
得了吧，哥们儿。没那么复杂。我开个玩笑，不管价格是降了50美分还是50%，反正价格就是降了。
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@bdub-j1f whatever, dude. It's not that deep. I made a joke, which is accurate, whether the price went down 50 cents or 50 percent.
得了吧，哥们儿。没那么复杂。我开个玩笑，不管价格是降了50美分还是50%，反正价格就是降了。
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@finleys_mama5891
Breaking Bad II: Crack Down on the Egg Cartels
《绝命毒师2：打击鸡蛋犯罪集团》
Breaking Bad II: Crack Down on the Egg Cartels
《绝命毒师2：打击鸡蛋犯罪集团》
@TheRockingRoller
Me: “Can I get a dime bag?”
Dealer: “Scrambled or over easy?”
我：“能给我来包十美元的货吗？”
贩子：“要炒鸡蛋还是单面煎蛋？”
Me: “Can I get a dime bag?”
Dealer: “Scrambled or over easy?”
我：“能给我来包十美元的货吗？”
贩子：“要炒鸡蛋还是单面煎蛋？”
@AssassinKirk29
The egg mafia strikes again!
鸡蛋黑手党又出手了！
The egg mafia strikes again!
鸡蛋黑手党又出手了！
@delusionalz8707
China be like y'all's fighting over egg and stealing them!!Even the egg is not safe in America
中国估计会想，你们居然为了鸡蛋争来抢去还偷鸡蛋！！在美国连鸡蛋都不安全了
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China be like y'all's fighting over egg and stealing them!!Even the egg is not safe in America
中国估计会想，你们居然为了鸡蛋争来抢去还偷鸡蛋！！在美国连鸡蛋都不安全了
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@OctavioGaitan
Thanks for giving me a reason to keep checking my fridge often.
Seriously this is no "yoke". People are going buts over eggs.
感谢你给了我一个经常查看冰箱的理由。说真的，这可不是“玩笑”。人们为了鸡蛋都疯了。
Thanks for giving me a reason to keep checking my fridge often.
Seriously this is no "yoke". People are going buts over eggs.
感谢你给了我一个经常查看冰箱的理由。说真的，这可不是“玩笑”。人们为了鸡蛋都疯了。
@RCmack
Now that eggs are a hot item we are living in crazy times.
现在鸡蛋成了抢手货，我们生活在疯狂的时代。
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Now that eggs are a hot item we are living in crazy times.
现在鸡蛋成了抢手货，我们生活在疯狂的时代。
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@ftroop52
the wife left, and took all the eggs with her
老婆走了，还把所有鸡蛋都带走了
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the wife left, and took all the eggs with her
老婆走了，还把所有鸡蛋都带走了
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@760Miramar
"That sign can't stop me cause I can't read!"
“那个牌子可拦不住我，因为我不识字！”
"That sign can't stop me cause I can't read!"
“那个牌子可拦不住我，因为我不识字！”
@raylo1913
Toilet paper an now eggs, what this world has come to
先是卫生纸，现在又是鸡蛋，这世界怎么变成这样了
Toilet paper an now eggs, what this world has come to
先是卫生纸，现在又是鸡蛋，这世界怎么变成这样了
@ye333
Was calculating how heavy that would be and how strong you need to be to carry...
我刚才在算那些鸡蛋得有多重，得有多大力气才能搬得动……
Was calculating how heavy that would be and how strong you need to be to carry...
我刚才在算那些鸡蛋得有多重，得有多大力气才能搬得动……
@nateh3441
Yet ANOTHER example of society's decline. Pathetic.
这又是一个社会衰败的例子。真可悲。
Yet ANOTHER example of society's decline. Pathetic.
这又是一个社会衰败的例子。真可悲。
@Ryosuke-12
Why only in blue state who claims to be the richest one.
为什么总是在那些自称最富有的蓝州发生这种事。
Why only in blue state who claims to be the richest one.
为什么总是在那些自称最富有的蓝州发生这种事。
@makeitmakesense2616
Its concerning when people are stealing food
But hey we have the Gulf of America
人们开始偷食物，这很令人担忧。
但嘿，我们有 “美国湾”。
Its concerning when people are stealing food
But hey we have the Gulf of America
人们开始偷食物，这很令人担忧。
但嘿，我们有 “美国湾”。
@MjrNiGhTmArE
Sad that Bidens idiotic policies caused our country to suffer.
拜登那些愚蠢的政策让我们国家受苦，真可悲。
Sad that Bidens idiotic policies caused our country to suffer.
拜登那些愚蠢的政策让我们国家受苦，真可悲。
@makeitmakesense2616
@MjrNiGhTmArE agreed, so in other words, we will suffer forever or the next 4 years, or a year? I'm just trying to budget and things continue to get worse
同意你的看法，但我们是要永远受苦，还只是未来4年，或者一年？我只是想做个预算，可情况却越来越糟。
@MjrNiGhTmArE agreed, so in other words, we will suffer forever or the next 4 years, or a year? I'm just trying to budget and things continue to get worse
同意你的看法，但我们是要永远受苦，还只是未来4年，或者一年？我只是想做个预算，可情况却越来越糟。
@makeitmakesense2616
@MP-pv9rf it's funny that the price of everything continues to go up and I was promised and voted for Trump that prices would come down immediately. I'm just trying to budget
可笑的是，所有东西的价格都在持续上涨，我当初就是因为特朗普承诺物价会立刻下降才投票给他的。我只是想做个预算。
@MP-pv9rf it's funny that the price of everything continues to go up and I was promised and voted for Trump that prices would come down immediately. I'm just trying to budget
可笑的是，所有东西的价格都在持续上涨，我当初就是因为特朗普承诺物价会立刻下降才投票给他的。我只是想做个预算。
@MjrNiGhTmArE
@makeitmakesense2616 Tough to call, Trump has been in for almost a month and has a ton of things to do & undo, all while fighting the criminal democrats as he attempts too get rid of waste spending. I know I'm tired of spending $250.00 for half a cart of groceries. Bests of luck to ya
很难说，特朗普上任快一个月了，有一大堆事情要做，还有很多要纠正，同时他还要在努力削减浪费性开支的过程中与那些违法的民主党人作斗争。我知道，我已经受够了花 250 美元只能买半推车的食品杂货。祝大家好运吧
@makeitmakesense2616 Tough to call, Trump has been in for almost a month and has a ton of things to do & undo, all while fighting the criminal democrats as he attempts too get rid of waste spending. I know I'm tired of spending $250.00 for half a cart of groceries. Bests of luck to ya
很难说，特朗普上任快一个月了，有一大堆事情要做，还有很多要纠正，同时他还要在努力削减浪费性开支的过程中与那些违法的民主党人作斗争。我知道，我已经受够了花 250 美元只能买半推车的食品杂货。祝大家好运吧
@ILGuy2012
@makeitmakesense2616 Anyone thinking it would be immediate doesn't know economics.
任何认为物价会立刻下降的人都不懂经济学。
@makeitmakesense2616 Anyone thinking it would be immediate doesn't know economics.
任何认为物价会立刻下降的人都不懂经济学。
@makeitmakesense2616
@ILGuy2012 then why did Trump say day one? I voted for day one. And economist during the election said that inflation was decreasing. So whose lying? Since you appear to understand economics better than me. Because what I do know is that prices were high but stabilizing and now everything is going up and I was promised and voted for prices to go down on day one. Why make a promise that can't be kept?
It was misleading and now I don't trust either side. This is just worse because I believed him and now have to question everything
那为什么特朗普说是上任第一天就会降价呢？我就是冲着这个“第一天”投的票。而且大选期间经济学家也说通胀在下降。那到底谁在说谎？既然你似乎比我更懂经济学。因为我所知道的是，物价原本很高但趋于稳定，可现在所有东西都在涨价，而我是因为得到物价第一天就会下降的承诺才投票的。为什么要许下无法兑现的承诺？
这太有误导性了，现在我对两边都不信任。情况变得更糟了，因为我相信了他，现在却不得不质疑一切。
@ILGuy2012 then why did Trump say day one? I voted for day one. And economist during the election said that inflation was decreasing. So whose lying? Since you appear to understand economics better than me. Because what I do know is that prices were high but stabilizing and now everything is going up and I was promised and voted for prices to go down on day one. Why make a promise that can't be kept?
It was misleading and now I don't trust either side. This is just worse because I believed him and now have to question everything
那为什么特朗普说是上任第一天就会降价呢？我就是冲着这个“第一天”投的票。而且大选期间经济学家也说通胀在下降。那到底谁在说谎？既然你似乎比我更懂经济学。因为我所知道的是，物价原本很高但趋于稳定，可现在所有东西都在涨价，而我是因为得到物价第一天就会下降的承诺才投票的。为什么要许下无法兑现的承诺？
这太有误导性了，现在我对两边都不信任。情况变得更糟了，因为我相信了他，现在却不得不质疑一切。
@cherrypie3125
Well, that’s egg-straordinarily ridiculous!
呃，这简直荒谬得 “蛋” 疼！
Well, that’s egg-straordinarily ridiculous!
呃，这简直荒谬得 “蛋” 疼！
@spiritwingpegasus3209
It seems like Eggs are the new Liquid Gold.
看起来鸡蛋成了新的液体黄金。
It seems like Eggs are the new Liquid Gold.
看起来鸡蛋成了新的液体黄金。
@meyou127
That shows the country is going down..
这表明这个国家在走下坡路……
That shows the country is going down..
这表明这个国家在走下坡路……
@Yuki_6666
The most stupid robbery ever
史上最蠢的抢劫案
The most stupid robbery ever
史上最蠢的抢劫案
@ChadBray
Strange there is an egg shortage but plenty of chicken in the meat section at the grocery store.
奇怪，鸡蛋短缺，但杂货店的肉类区却有很多鸡肉。
Strange there is an egg shortage but plenty of chicken in the meat section at the grocery store.
奇怪，鸡蛋短缺，但杂货店的肉类区却有很多鸡肉。
@henrylivingstone2971
No…..not strange at all. Layers and broilers are two very different breeds sextively bred to fulfill a very specific purpose.
不……一点也不奇怪。产蛋鸡和肉鸡是经过选择性培育的两种截然不同的品种，各自有特定的用途。
No…..not strange at all. Layers and broilers are two very different breeds sextively bred to fulfill a very specific purpose.
不……一点也不奇怪。产蛋鸡和肉鸡是经过选择性培育的两种截然不同的品种，各自有特定的用途。
@toaster4693
Only strange if you completely don't bother to educate yourself about the cause.
只有当你完全懒得去了解原因时，才会觉得奇怪。
Only strange if you completely don't bother to educate yourself about the cause.
只有当你完全懒得去了解原因时，才会觉得奇怪。
@TheRealAristotleCat
Thanks for giving me this breakfast idea for tomorrow morning! Egg is the one. Egg is the light!
感谢给我提供了明天早餐的主意！就吃鸡蛋。鸡蛋就是希望之光！
Thanks for giving me this breakfast idea for tomorrow morning! Egg is the one. Egg is the light!
感谢给我提供了明天早餐的主意！就吃鸡蛋。鸡蛋就是希望之光！
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