如何一句话惹恼一个国家？（三）
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Anirban Kar
‘India is a poor country.’
Evan Spiegel said this once. In addition to Snapchat, even Snapdeal got down rated on Play Store. No, our entire country isn’t like it’s depicted in Slumdog Millionaire.
‘Any proof of surgical strikes?’
This triggered so many people that when Balakot strikes happened no one dared to question if it was effective.
‘India is intolerant.’
Ask Amir Khan, SRK.
‘Lata Mangeshkar should die.’
Tanmay Bhatt was greatly criticised after he made a mini vine on this. In general, there is a great deal of reverence for senior citizens.
‘Sachin Tendulkar is overrated.’
Don’t you ever try in Public. He’s God to most cricket followers.
‘Pakistan zindabad.’
There’s a question on Quora, check it out.
‘Hindi should be national language.’
This won’t trigger the entire country, but the Southern part. Two powerful political parties took birth and have been reigning since the first time someone said this.
‘Nathuram Godse had a reason…’
He assassinated Mahatma Gandhi, the man on our money. Some say his reason for doing so was compelling, mostly ruling party followers. Most Indians will not hear a word against Gandhi.
(No I do not subscribe to Pragya Thakur’s school of thought, Indians reading this please don’t report me.)
‘Salman Khan movies are shite.’
Bhai has a bigger fan base than Man City and PSG combined.
‘Chowkidar chor hai.’
Chowkidar and his supporters destroyed the political career of the one who said it.
“印度是一个贫穷的国家”
——埃文 · 斯皮格尔曾经这样说过，还有Snapchat，之后Snapchat在谷歌Play Store评级降低了，不，我们的整个国家并不像《贫民窟的百万富翁》描述的那样。
“有外科手术式袭击（巴基斯坦）的证据吗”
——这会惹恼很多人，以至于当巴拉科特袭击发生时，没有人敢质疑它是否有效。
“印度不宽容”
——问问阿米尔汗，SRK。
“拉塔 · 曼格什卡应该死”
——坦迈巴哈特因为在这个问题上做了一个小小的改动而受到了严厉的批评，总的来说，人们对老年人抱有极大的尊敬。
“沙奇·德鲁卡被高估了。”
——千万不要在公共场合这样说，他是大多数板球迷的上帝。
“巴基斯坦万岁”
——Quora上有一关于这个的问题，看看吧。
“印地语应该成为国家语言”
——这不会惹恼整个国家，但至少会惹恼南印度，自从第一次有人说这句话后，两个强大的政党就诞生了，并一直在执政。
“纳图拉姆 · 戈德斯刺杀甘地是有原因的...”
他暗杀了圣雄甘地，印在我们货币上的那个人，一些人说他这样做是有原因的，是迫不得已，大多数是执政党的追随者，大多数印度人喜欢听到反对甘地的话。
“萨尔曼 · 汗的电影都是垃圾”
——萨尔曼 · 汗粉丝数量比曼城和PSG战队的总和还要多。
“ Chowkidar是贼 ”
—— Chowkidar和他的支持者摧毁了说这话的人的政治生涯。
‘India is a poor country.’
Evan Spiegel said this once. In addition to Snapchat, even Snapdeal got down rated on Play Store. No, our entire country isn’t like it’s depicted in Slumdog Millionaire.
‘Any proof of surgical strikes?’
This triggered so many people that when Balakot strikes happened no one dared to question if it was effective.
‘India is intolerant.’
Ask Amir Khan, SRK.
‘Lata Mangeshkar should die.’
Tanmay Bhatt was greatly criticised after he made a mini vine on this. In general, there is a great deal of reverence for senior citizens.
‘Sachin Tendulkar is overrated.’
Don’t you ever try in Public. He’s God to most cricket followers.
‘Pakistan zindabad.’
There’s a question on Quora, check it out.
‘Hindi should be national language.’
This won’t trigger the entire country, but the Southern part. Two powerful political parties took birth and have been reigning since the first time someone said this.
‘Nathuram Godse had a reason…’
He assassinated Mahatma Gandhi, the man on our money. Some say his reason for doing so was compelling, mostly ruling party followers. Most Indians will not hear a word against Gandhi.
(No I do not subscribe to Pragya Thakur’s school of thought, Indians reading this please don’t report me.)
‘Salman Khan movies are shite.’
Bhai has a bigger fan base than Man City and PSG combined.
‘Chowkidar chor hai.’
Chowkidar and his supporters destroyed the political career of the one who said it.
“印度是一个贫穷的国家”
——埃文 · 斯皮格尔曾经这样说过，还有Snapchat，之后Snapchat在谷歌Play Store评级降低了，不，我们的整个国家并不像《贫民窟的百万富翁》描述的那样。
“有外科手术式袭击（巴基斯坦）的证据吗”
——这会惹恼很多人，以至于当巴拉科特袭击发生时，没有人敢质疑它是否有效。
“印度不宽容”
——问问阿米尔汗，SRK。
“拉塔 · 曼格什卡应该死”
——坦迈巴哈特因为在这个问题上做了一个小小的改动而受到了严厉的批评，总的来说，人们对老年人抱有极大的尊敬。
“沙奇·德鲁卡被高估了。”
——千万不要在公共场合这样说，他是大多数板球迷的上帝。
“巴基斯坦万岁”
——Quora上有一关于这个的问题，看看吧。
“印地语应该成为国家语言”
——这不会惹恼整个国家，但至少会惹恼南印度，自从第一次有人说这句话后，两个强大的政党就诞生了，并一直在执政。
“纳图拉姆 · 戈德斯刺杀甘地是有原因的...”
他暗杀了圣雄甘地，印在我们货币上的那个人，一些人说他这样做是有原因的，是迫不得已，大多数是执政党的追随者，大多数印度人喜欢听到反对甘地的话。
“萨尔曼 · 汗的电影都是垃圾”
——萨尔曼 · 汗粉丝数量比曼城和PSG战队的总和还要多。
“ Chowkidar是贼 ”
—— Chowkidar和他的支持者摧毁了说这话的人的政治生涯。
Kamran Ahmadli, lives in Baku, Azerbaijan
Azerbaijan
“What is Azerbaijan?”
“Does this country really exist?” etc.
Do people really study geography at school? I can understand if people don't know much about the country but that's so strange when people even don't know about the existence of any country.
“Karabakh is Armenian”
Karabakh is a disputed land between Azerbaijan and Armenia. Never say this if you visit my country by chance.
“Azerbaijani coffee”
Every second foreigner says that in Azerbaijan. If we are kinda siblings of Turkey that doesn't mean we also drink coffee.
There's no Azerbaijani coffee. We drink mostly tea.
“Azerbaijan is a Muslim country”.
We avoid this phrase. Azerbaijan is a secular state without any official religion. If you say this phrase, wait for a long lecture from the local how irreligious we are. “Azerbaijan is a nominally Muslim-populated state” is correct.
“Aliyev is a dictator”.
Everyone in my country perfectly knows who is Aliyev without a comment from a foreigner. When saying this to the local you just put this person into the awkward situation. Try to avoid any political topics with Azerbaijanis.
阿塞拜疆
"阿塞拜疆是什么？"
"这个国家真的存在吗？"等等。
—— 你上学的时候真学过地理吗？如果人们对这个国家不了解，我可以理解，但当人们甚至不知道某个国家的存在时，这就太奇怪了。
"卡拉巴赫（纳卡）是亚美尼亚的"
卡拉巴赫是阿塞拜疆和亚美尼亚之间有争议的土地，如果你偶然来到我的国家，千万不要这样说。
"阿塞拜疆咖啡"
—— 在阿塞拜疆，每一个外国人都会这么说，即使我们和土耳其人是姻亲关系，但并不意味着我们也喝咖啡。
阿塞拜疆没有咖啡，我们主要喝茶。
"阿塞拜疆是一个穆斯林国家"
—— 我们避免使用这句话，阿塞拜疆是一个没有任何官方宗教的世俗国家，如果你说这句话，就等着听当地人的长篇大论吧，我们非常没有宗教信仰，"阿塞拜疆是一个名义上穆斯林居住的国家 "，这句话是正确的。
"阿利耶夫是个独裁者"
——在我的国家，每个人都知道阿利耶夫是何许人也，不需要外国人的评论，对当地人说这句话，你会陷入尴尬的境地，尽量避免与阿塞拜疆人谈论任何政治话题。
Azerbaijan
“What is Azerbaijan?”
“Does this country really exist?” etc.
Do people really study geography at school? I can understand if people don't know much about the country but that's so strange when people even don't know about the existence of any country.
“Karabakh is Armenian”
Karabakh is a disputed land between Azerbaijan and Armenia. Never say this if you visit my country by chance.
“Azerbaijani coffee”
Every second foreigner says that in Azerbaijan. If we are kinda siblings of Turkey that doesn't mean we also drink coffee.
There's no Azerbaijani coffee. We drink mostly tea.
“Azerbaijan is a Muslim country”.
We avoid this phrase. Azerbaijan is a secular state without any official religion. If you say this phrase, wait for a long lecture from the local how irreligious we are. “Azerbaijan is a nominally Muslim-populated state” is correct.
“Aliyev is a dictator”.
Everyone in my country perfectly knows who is Aliyev without a comment from a foreigner. When saying this to the local you just put this person into the awkward situation. Try to avoid any political topics with Azerbaijanis.
阿塞拜疆
"阿塞拜疆是什么？"
"这个国家真的存在吗？"等等。
—— 你上学的时候真学过地理吗？如果人们对这个国家不了解，我可以理解，但当人们甚至不知道某个国家的存在时，这就太奇怪了。
"卡拉巴赫（纳卡）是亚美尼亚的"
卡拉巴赫是阿塞拜疆和亚美尼亚之间有争议的土地，如果你偶然来到我的国家，千万不要这样说。
"阿塞拜疆咖啡"
—— 在阿塞拜疆，每一个外国人都会这么说，即使我们和土耳其人是姻亲关系，但并不意味着我们也喝咖啡。
阿塞拜疆没有咖啡，我们主要喝茶。
"阿塞拜疆是一个穆斯林国家"
—— 我们避免使用这句话，阿塞拜疆是一个没有任何官方宗教的世俗国家，如果你说这句话，就等着听当地人的长篇大论吧，我们非常没有宗教信仰，"阿塞拜疆是一个名义上穆斯林居住的国家 "，这句话是正确的。
"阿利耶夫是个独裁者"
——在我的国家，每个人都知道阿利耶夫是何许人也，不需要外国人的评论，对当地人说这句话，你会陷入尴尬的境地，尽量避免与阿塞拜疆人谈论任何政治话题。
Tahmidul Alam Atul, lives in Dhaka, Bangladesh
Bangladeshi Here
“Indian army liberated Bangladesh in 1971”.
Explanation: London Times, in 1971, reported that, “If blood is the price of independence, then Bangladesh has paid the highest price in history.”
3 million martyrs and 4 lakh raped mothers and sisters are the “price”.
[NB: India helped Bangladesh when we needed it the most. India and Bangladesh are supposed to be good friends. Unfortunately this kind of blind arrogance puts serious stress on our relationship]
"Crimes against humanity: trial in Bangladesh"
30 lakh martyrs a settled history
我孟加拉人。
"印度军队在1971年解放了孟加拉国"。
——解释一下，《 伦敦时报》曾在1971年报道说 ："如果鲜血是独立的代价，那么孟加拉国就付出了史上最高的代价"。
300万烈士和40万被强奸的母亲和姐妹，这就是我们付出的 "代价"。
[注：印度在我们最需要的时候帮助了孟加拉国，印度和孟加拉国应该是好朋友，不幸的是，这种盲目的傲慢给我们的关系带来了严重的压力 ]
链接：”危害人类罪: 孟加拉国的审判”
链接：300万烈士，一段尘埃落定的历史
Bangladeshi Here
“Indian army liberated Bangladesh in 1971”.
Explanation: London Times, in 1971, reported that, “If blood is the price of independence, then Bangladesh has paid the highest price in history.”
3 million martyrs and 4 lakh raped mothers and sisters are the “price”.
[NB: India helped Bangladesh when we needed it the most. India and Bangladesh are supposed to be good friends. Unfortunately this kind of blind arrogance puts serious stress on our relationship]
"Crimes against humanity: trial in Bangladesh"
30 lakh martyrs a settled history
我孟加拉人。
"印度军队在1971年解放了孟加拉国"。
——解释一下，《 伦敦时报》曾在1971年报道说 ："如果鲜血是独立的代价，那么孟加拉国就付出了史上最高的代价"。
300万烈士和40万被强奸的母亲和姐妹，这就是我们付出的 "代价"。
[注：印度在我们最需要的时候帮助了孟加拉国，印度和孟加拉国应该是好朋友，不幸的是，这种盲目的傲慢给我们的关系带来了严重的压力 ]
链接：”危害人类罪: 孟加拉国的审判”
链接：300万烈士，一段尘埃落定的历史
Valeriu Tomi
How to trigger the biggest part of the population of Romania in a few seconds:
Transylvania belongs to Hungary - no, it belongs to Romania
Romanians aren’t the original inhabitants of Transylvania - keep saying that to yourself
Bessarabia belongs to Russia - is that you, comrade Stalin?
The Moldovans are completely different people from Romanians - again, is that you, comrade Stalin?
Romanians and Gypsies are the same - they are two different ethnicities, with different traditions and language. The Gypsies came from India, and they don’t live only in Romania, but all over the world
Vlad the Impaler was a bastard and mass-killer - Vlad wasn’t a saint, but his cruelty, many times exaggerated, wasn’t unusual for those times. Let’s not forget that he lived in the Middle Age
Nadia Com?neci is overrated - the person who won the first perfect 10 in the history of gymnastics also won another eight notes of 10 and a total of 5 five Olympic Gold medals is overrated, isn’t she?
如何在几秒钟内惹恼大多数罗马尼亚人：
特兰西瓦尼亚属于匈牙利——不，它属于罗马尼亚
罗马尼亚人不是特兰西瓦尼亚的原始居民——继续对自己这么说
比萨拉比亚属于俄罗斯——是你吗，斯大林同志？
摩尔多瓦人和罗马尼亚人完全不同——再说一遍，是你吗，斯大林同志？
罗马尼亚人和吉普赛人是一样的——他们是两个不同的民族，有着不同的传统和语言，吉普赛人来自印度，他们不仅住在罗马尼亚，而且遍及世界各地。
弗拉德三世是私生子、屠夫——弗拉德不是一个圣人，但是他的残忍很多时候被夸大了，这在那个时代并不少见，我们不要忘记他生活在中世纪。
纳迪亚 · 科姆内西被高估了——这位在体操历史上首次获得完美10分的运动员，还获得了另外8个10分，总共5块奥运金牌的成绩也能算被高估 ？
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How to trigger the biggest part of the population of Romania in a few seconds:
Transylvania belongs to Hungary - no, it belongs to Romania
Romanians aren’t the original inhabitants of Transylvania - keep saying that to yourself
Bessarabia belongs to Russia - is that you, comrade Stalin?
The Moldovans are completely different people from Romanians - again, is that you, comrade Stalin?
Romanians and Gypsies are the same - they are two different ethnicities, with different traditions and language. The Gypsies came from India, and they don’t live only in Romania, but all over the world
Vlad the Impaler was a bastard and mass-killer - Vlad wasn’t a saint, but his cruelty, many times exaggerated, wasn’t unusual for those times. Let’s not forget that he lived in the Middle Age
Nadia Com?neci is overrated - the person who won the first perfect 10 in the history of gymnastics also won another eight notes of 10 and a total of 5 five Olympic Gold medals is overrated, isn’t she?
如何在几秒钟内惹恼大多数罗马尼亚人：
特兰西瓦尼亚属于匈牙利——不，它属于罗马尼亚
罗马尼亚人不是特兰西瓦尼亚的原始居民——继续对自己这么说
比萨拉比亚属于俄罗斯——是你吗，斯大林同志？
摩尔多瓦人和罗马尼亚人完全不同——再说一遍，是你吗，斯大林同志？
罗马尼亚人和吉普赛人是一样的——他们是两个不同的民族，有着不同的传统和语言，吉普赛人来自印度，他们不仅住在罗马尼亚，而且遍及世界各地。
弗拉德三世是私生子、屠夫——弗拉德不是一个圣人，但是他的残忍很多时候被夸大了，这在那个时代并不少见，我们不要忘记他生活在中世纪。
纳迪亚 · 科姆内西被高估了——这位在体操历史上首次获得完美10分的运动员，还获得了另外8个10分，总共5块奥运金牌的成绩也能算被高估 ？
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Miao Tinghai, lived in Shanghai
China here. Here’s few,
China isn’t capable to produce [anything, like the ball of ballpoint pen]. So now China becomes the only country which has all industrial sectors defined by UN. But Chinese people are still not satisfied, and will be disappointed when knowing anything they couldn’t produce.
Are you Japanese? Imagine you ever taught a neighbor N to farm year by year. One day, N met another blacksmith B and learnt how to manufacture steel stick from B. After that, N came back with a steel stick and rushed into your house and burnt it into ruin. You had nowhere to live, so you just left. By years of wandering, you met a person P who was B’s neighbor . P embraced you passionately and said “Are you N? I heart you from B. He said you were talent and he had gifted you a steel stick. Is it good to use?”
[Any one of Chinese cuisines] is the most delicious. There are thousands of cuisines in China, which are mainly divided into 8 types. I myself come from a very very small county and most of food I was used to in my childhood can not be found in Shanghai where I’m living. People tend to have their own favorite taste and Chinese people are very serious of eating. I will raise a big obxtion if you say for example Cantonese cuisine is the most delicious.
You are knowledge-less. Chinese worship knowledge. It is a serious insult to Chinese if you think he is knowledge-less. I saw many Hollywood movies playing jokes on math. Chinese students think it rather shameful/pity .
Why not give [any part of China] independence? Chinese value family, very much. And Chinese have a deep idea that home is a small country and country is a big home. It sounds to Chinese like a question of “Why not let your cousins become not your cousins” Emm, how?
中国人在此，这里有一些：
“中国没有能力生产 [ 任何东西，比如圆珠笔笔芯 ]”
—— 现在中国已经成为唯一一个拥有联合国定义的所有工业部门的国家，但中国人仍然不满意，当有他们不能生产的东西时，他们会感到失望。
“你是日本人吗？”
——想象一下你曾经年复一年教一个邻居N种地，一天，N遇到了铁匠B，跟铁匠B那学制造铁棍。
之后，N 拿着一根铁棍回来，冲进你的房子，把它烧成了废墟，你没有地方住，所以无奈离开，经过多年的流浪，你遇到了一个人P，他是铁匠B的邻居，P 热情地拥抱了你，说：" 你是N吗 ？铁匠B说你是个人才，我从铁匠B那里得知有你这么一号人，他还送了你一根钢棍，好用吗？"
“[中国xx菜系] 是最美味的”
中国有上千种菜系，主要分为八种，我自己来自一个非常非常小的县城，我童年时吃惯的大部分食物在我居住的上海都找不到，人们往往有自己喜欢的口味，中国人对吃是非常认真的，如果你说广东菜是最好吃的，我会有很大的异议。
“你无知”
—— 中国人崇拜知识，如果你说一个中国人没有知识，那是对中国人的严重侮辱，我看到很多好莱坞电影在拿数学开玩笑，中国学生认为这相当可耻/可惜。
“为什么不让( 中国的某部分) 独立？”
——中国人非常重视家庭，中国人有一种深刻的观念，认为家是一个小国，而国是一个大家庭，对中国人来说，这听起来就像是问 : “为什么不让你的表兄妹不做你的表兄妹?”
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China here. Here’s few,
China isn’t capable to produce [anything, like the ball of ballpoint pen]. So now China becomes the only country which has all industrial sectors defined by UN. But Chinese people are still not satisfied, and will be disappointed when knowing anything they couldn’t produce.
Are you Japanese? Imagine you ever taught a neighbor N to farm year by year. One day, N met another blacksmith B and learnt how to manufacture steel stick from B. After that, N came back with a steel stick and rushed into your house and burnt it into ruin. You had nowhere to live, so you just left. By years of wandering, you met a person P who was B’s neighbor . P embraced you passionately and said “Are you N? I heart you from B. He said you were talent and he had gifted you a steel stick. Is it good to use?”
[Any one of Chinese cuisines] is the most delicious. There are thousands of cuisines in China, which are mainly divided into 8 types. I myself come from a very very small county and most of food I was used to in my childhood can not be found in Shanghai where I’m living. People tend to have their own favorite taste and Chinese people are very serious of eating. I will raise a big obxtion if you say for example Cantonese cuisine is the most delicious.
You are knowledge-less. Chinese worship knowledge. It is a serious insult to Chinese if you think he is knowledge-less. I saw many Hollywood movies playing jokes on math. Chinese students think it rather shameful/pity .
Why not give [any part of China] independence? Chinese value family, very much. And Chinese have a deep idea that home is a small country and country is a big home. It sounds to Chinese like a question of “Why not let your cousins become not your cousins” Emm, how?
中国人在此，这里有一些：
“中国没有能力生产 [ 任何东西，比如圆珠笔笔芯 ]”
—— 现在中国已经成为唯一一个拥有联合国定义的所有工业部门的国家，但中国人仍然不满意，当有他们不能生产的东西时，他们会感到失望。
“你是日本人吗？”
——想象一下你曾经年复一年教一个邻居N种地，一天，N遇到了铁匠B，跟铁匠B那学制造铁棍。
之后，N 拿着一根铁棍回来，冲进你的房子，把它烧成了废墟，你没有地方住，所以无奈离开，经过多年的流浪，你遇到了一个人P，他是铁匠B的邻居，P 热情地拥抱了你，说：" 你是N吗 ？铁匠B说你是个人才，我从铁匠B那里得知有你这么一号人，他还送了你一根钢棍，好用吗？"
“[中国xx菜系] 是最美味的”
中国有上千种菜系，主要分为八种，我自己来自一个非常非常小的县城，我童年时吃惯的大部分食物在我居住的上海都找不到，人们往往有自己喜欢的口味，中国人对吃是非常认真的，如果你说广东菜是最好吃的，我会有很大的异议。
“你无知”
—— 中国人崇拜知识，如果你说一个中国人没有知识，那是对中国人的严重侮辱，我看到很多好莱坞电影在拿数学开玩笑，中国学生认为这相当可耻/可惜。
“为什么不让( 中国的某部分) 独立？”
——中国人非常重视家庭，中国人有一种深刻的观念，认为家是一个小国，而国是一个大家庭，对中国人来说，这听起来就像是问 : “为什么不让你的表兄妹不做你的表兄妹?”
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Dori Kay
Hungary:
“OH SO YOU ARE FROM HUNGARY? ARE YOU HUNGRY?”
Honestly, saying this will get any Hungarian triggered at you. I’m even triggered while writing it.
匈牙利:
“哦，你是从匈牙利来的? ”你饿吗?”
说实话，说这句话会让任何匈牙利人对你发火，我甚至写下这句话都火了。
Hungary:
“OH SO YOU ARE FROM HUNGARY? ARE YOU HUNGRY?”
Honestly, saying this will get any Hungarian triggered at you. I’m even triggered while writing it.
匈牙利:
“哦，你是从匈牙利来的? ”你饿吗?”
说实话，说这句话会让任何匈牙利人对你发火，我甚至写下这句话都火了。
Benjamin Charlin
French here!
Im sorry if any other French have already did it, I may have miss it
To the least infuriating to the instantly triggered
-Not speaking French when speaking with a French tourist
We expect you to speak French.
-not speaking French in France
See above.
-”your car are slow, and unreliable”
No they are not, try them.
-Britain
We love them, in a older brother kind of relation, but do not say they have a best country than us because it's wrong.
-England
See above.
-the visitors in America, NY taxi, and the American version of intouchable and misérable
Why ?
-”France didn't invent anything good”
For example: France make the first personal computer in 1973, basically everything America have ever invented is a copied French invention, plus, see above.
-insulting Napoléon Bonaparte or even worse Géneral Charles De Gaulle
It's like insulting George Washington, you won't get away with it.
-Food
Food is like religion in France, it's sacred, neither you like or not, you like it. Plus, if you are a tourist you have absolutely no right to criticize it.
-socialism
It's perfectly working here, your capitalism fail in 2008, and stop the entire world.
-”your aren't really free cause you can't legally afford a gun”
In France we have no schools shouting, that mean I can freely go to public schools without dying at any point of time.
-America
It's like a sibling of Britain (see above) but you don't like him that much, is always mocking you, even if you helped him countless of time, and try to outsmart you, even if he is in fourth grade and you are in college.
-neo-nazi
OH boy! it's directly prison for you, plus we keep you to rolls the dice for two long years.
-this race thing you have in America
We didn't need it to prove we are truly French, plus see above.
-”French soldiers are coward, your weapons are a joke, you will surrender again anyway, at the end it's a good thing your MBT have 6 speed in reverse, because you can leave the battlefield faster for the mighty America”
Fuck off, French people may don't like a lot their troops, but that doesn't give you the right to make joke about them, plus, we didn't surrender, never, France have the greatest war record in history.
-your weird American flex.
It's not because you're American, you're better than anyone else, plus, you're not the greatest country, you didn't invent freedom, you didn't invent democracy either.
-”we have the greatest country in the world (said by a not French)”
You are wrong, and a little dumm dumm, France isn't a the greatest country either, but we are intelligent enough to see it.
There is way more, but I am too triggered to continue this post any longer
Edit:
For me the ultimate trigger is…:
-The put**n de french fries.
Okay so France is known for the high quality food, yet the frenchiest food for the rest of the world is an oily potato. Great guy, the fries are Belgium, but it's not giving to cesar what should be to cesar, no no no, the belge can keep their little potato, we won't assume your diabetes.
England was enlighted enough too give a name: chips.
But you American go for the score, call it French fries then assume it's French, even if in English French mean cut into slivers, like it should be, then call it freedom fries because we're unaware of our own language.
The little bonus:
-The Michelin’s stars.
“What ? A French triggered by a French thing, it must be broken in his little insecure head.”
Hear me out:
Michelin make tires for a living, in fact, the best their was so good in the 30’s they could drive 8 hours straight, and the marketing guy was a genius.
“our tires can drive 8 hours straight however you cannot, so here a map of every “auberge” ranked from one to three stars, for you, to easily rest on the road”
It was a silly idea but it was a hit, because the map was actually helpful, however, tourist, take it seriously, too seriously. So seriously it's a real thing now, a tires company was taken seriously on food? In France? And you mock us for your mistake? Now every restaurant have their michelin's stars (if they are worthy enough) even in France, but in France we say just stars, because food ranked by tires company is stupid.
我是法国人!
如果有其他法国人已经说过了，那我抱个歉，我可能是错过了，没看到。
最不容易被激怒但又会惹恼法国人的是：
与法国游客交谈时不说法语
——我们希望你能说法语。
在法国不说法语
——参见上一条。
"你们的车很慢，而且不靠谱"
——不，并不是，试试吧。
英国
——我们爱他们：以兄长的身份，但不要说他们的国家比我们好，因为这是错的。
英格兰
——参见上一条。
美国游客，纽约出租车，以及各种美国版的刻板印象。
——为什么？
看看这个 "法国没有发明任何好东西"
——法国在1973年制造了第一台个人电脑，基本上所有美国人的发明都是抄袭法国人的发明。
侮辱拿破仑或戴高乐先生（更糟糕）
——这就像侮辱乔治华盛顿一样，你是不会得逞的。
美食
——在法国，美食就像宗教，它是神圣的，无论你乐意还是不乐意：你都必须喜欢它，另外，如果你是一个游客，你绝对没有权利批评它。
社会主义
—— 它在这里完全有效，你们的资本主义在2008年失败了，让整个世界都停止了。
"你们不是真的自由，因为你们不能合法地购枪支"
—— 在法国，我们没有校园枪击案，这意味着我可以自由地去学校而不会莫名其妙的就死了。
美国
—— 美国就像英国的兄弟（参见上条），但你不太喜欢他，他总是嘲笑你，即使你无数次地帮助他，他总想着表现得比你聪明，即使他是小学生，而你是大学生。
新纳粹分子
——哦，孩砸！这对你来说，直接等同于进监狱。
美国那种种族问题
——我们不需要它来证明我们是真正的法国人。
法国士兵是懦夫，你们的武器是个笑话，反正你们会再次投降，还好你们的主战坦克有6档倒车，你们可以更快地离开战场去找强大的美国。
—— 滚你的吧，法国人可能不喜欢自己的军队，但这并不意味着你有权利拿他们开玩笑，另外，我们没有投降，从来没有，法国有历史上最伟大的战争记录。
怪异的美国式小聪明
—— 不是因为你是美国人，你就比任何人都好，另外，你国也不是最伟大的国家，你们既没有发明自由，也没有发明民主。
"我们是世界上最伟大的国家（ 非法国人口中说出）
—— 你错了，而且有点愚蠢，法国也不是最伟大的国家，但我们有足够的智慧来看待自己。
还有更多，但我可能太激动了，这个帖子简直没法继续下去。
编辑：
对我来说，终极惹恼触发点是.....:
法国炸薯条
—— 好吧，法国以高质量的美食而闻名，然而对世界其他国家来说，最法国的食物是油腻的土豆。
拜托，薯条是比利时的，不不不，比利时人的小土豆还是留给他们自己吧，我们不会假设你有糖尿病。
英国很开明，也给取了一个名字：chips。
但是你们美国人非要多事，叫什么“法式薯条”，然后假定它是法国的，就算按英语拼写，所谓法式也是切成片状的意思，然后你们竟然叫它“自由薯条”。
还有就是米其林星级。
——“啥？一个法国人被一个法国的东西给惹恼了，那一定是在他没安全感的小脑袋秀逗了。”
听我说完。
米其林以制造轮胎为生，事实上，在30年代，他们制造的轮胎非常好，可以连续行驶8小时，而营销人员还是个天才。
" 我们的轮胎可以连续开8个小时，但是你的轮胎不能，你看，这里有一张从一星到三星的 "旅馆 "评级地图，可供你在路上轻松找到休憩之所。”
这是一个愚蠢的想法，但它击中了痛点，因为这地图的确是有帮助的，游客也给当真了，最后变成了一个轮胎公司给食物评级？还是在法国？你嘲笑我们的错误？现在每家餐厅都有米其林星级（如果他们够格的话），但在法国我们只说“x星级”，不讲“米其林x星”，因为让轮胎公司排名美食是愚蠢的。
French here!
Im sorry if any other French have already did it, I may have miss it
To the least infuriating to the instantly triggered
-Not speaking French when speaking with a French tourist
We expect you to speak French.
-not speaking French in France
See above.
-”your car are slow, and unreliable”
No they are not, try them.
-Britain
We love them, in a older brother kind of relation, but do not say they have a best country than us because it's wrong.
-England
See above.
-the visitors in America, NY taxi, and the American version of intouchable and misérable
Why ?
-”France didn't invent anything good”
For example: France make the first personal computer in 1973, basically everything America have ever invented is a copied French invention, plus, see above.
-insulting Napoléon Bonaparte or even worse Géneral Charles De Gaulle
It's like insulting George Washington, you won't get away with it.
-Food
Food is like religion in France, it's sacred, neither you like or not, you like it. Plus, if you are a tourist you have absolutely no right to criticize it.
-socialism
It's perfectly working here, your capitalism fail in 2008, and stop the entire world.
-”your aren't really free cause you can't legally afford a gun”
In France we have no schools shouting, that mean I can freely go to public schools without dying at any point of time.
-America
It's like a sibling of Britain (see above) but you don't like him that much, is always mocking you, even if you helped him countless of time, and try to outsmart you, even if he is in fourth grade and you are in college.
-neo-nazi
OH boy! it's directly prison for you, plus we keep you to rolls the dice for two long years.
-this race thing you have in America
We didn't need it to prove we are truly French, plus see above.
-”French soldiers are coward, your weapons are a joke, you will surrender again anyway, at the end it's a good thing your MBT have 6 speed in reverse, because you can leave the battlefield faster for the mighty America”
Fuck off, French people may don't like a lot their troops, but that doesn't give you the right to make joke about them, plus, we didn't surrender, never, France have the greatest war record in history.
-your weird American flex.
It's not because you're American, you're better than anyone else, plus, you're not the greatest country, you didn't invent freedom, you didn't invent democracy either.
-”we have the greatest country in the world (said by a not French)”
You are wrong, and a little dumm dumm, France isn't a the greatest country either, but we are intelligent enough to see it.
There is way more, but I am too triggered to continue this post any longer
Edit:
For me the ultimate trigger is…:
-The put**n de french fries.
Okay so France is known for the high quality food, yet the frenchiest food for the rest of the world is an oily potato. Great guy, the fries are Belgium, but it's not giving to cesar what should be to cesar, no no no, the belge can keep their little potato, we won't assume your diabetes.
England was enlighted enough too give a name: chips.
But you American go for the score, call it French fries then assume it's French, even if in English French mean cut into slivers, like it should be, then call it freedom fries because we're unaware of our own language.
The little bonus:
-The Michelin’s stars.
“What ? A French triggered by a French thing, it must be broken in his little insecure head.”
Hear me out:
Michelin make tires for a living, in fact, the best their was so good in the 30’s they could drive 8 hours straight, and the marketing guy was a genius.
“our tires can drive 8 hours straight however you cannot, so here a map of every “auberge” ranked from one to three stars, for you, to easily rest on the road”
It was a silly idea but it was a hit, because the map was actually helpful, however, tourist, take it seriously, too seriously. So seriously it's a real thing now, a tires company was taken seriously on food? In France? And you mock us for your mistake? Now every restaurant have their michelin's stars (if they are worthy enough) even in France, but in France we say just stars, because food ranked by tires company is stupid.
我是法国人!
如果有其他法国人已经说过了，那我抱个歉，我可能是错过了，没看到。
最不容易被激怒但又会惹恼法国人的是：
与法国游客交谈时不说法语
——我们希望你能说法语。
在法国不说法语
——参见上一条。
"你们的车很慢，而且不靠谱"
——不，并不是，试试吧。
英国
——我们爱他们：以兄长的身份，但不要说他们的国家比我们好，因为这是错的。
英格兰
——参见上一条。
美国游客，纽约出租车，以及各种美国版的刻板印象。
——为什么？
看看这个 "法国没有发明任何好东西"
——法国在1973年制造了第一台个人电脑，基本上所有美国人的发明都是抄袭法国人的发明。
侮辱拿破仑或戴高乐先生（更糟糕）
——这就像侮辱乔治华盛顿一样，你是不会得逞的。
美食
——在法国，美食就像宗教，它是神圣的，无论你乐意还是不乐意：你都必须喜欢它，另外，如果你是一个游客，你绝对没有权利批评它。
社会主义
—— 它在这里完全有效，你们的资本主义在2008年失败了，让整个世界都停止了。
"你们不是真的自由，因为你们不能合法地购枪支"
—— 在法国，我们没有校园枪击案，这意味着我可以自由地去学校而不会莫名其妙的就死了。
美国
—— 美国就像英国的兄弟（参见上条），但你不太喜欢他，他总是嘲笑你，即使你无数次地帮助他，他总想着表现得比你聪明，即使他是小学生，而你是大学生。
新纳粹分子
——哦，孩砸！这对你来说，直接等同于进监狱。
美国那种种族问题
——我们不需要它来证明我们是真正的法国人。
法国士兵是懦夫，你们的武器是个笑话，反正你们会再次投降，还好你们的主战坦克有6档倒车，你们可以更快地离开战场去找强大的美国。
—— 滚你的吧，法国人可能不喜欢自己的军队，但这并不意味着你有权利拿他们开玩笑，另外，我们没有投降，从来没有，法国有历史上最伟大的战争记录。
怪异的美国式小聪明
—— 不是因为你是美国人，你就比任何人都好，另外，你国也不是最伟大的国家，你们既没有发明自由，也没有发明民主。
"我们是世界上最伟大的国家（ 非法国人口中说出）
—— 你错了，而且有点愚蠢，法国也不是最伟大的国家，但我们有足够的智慧来看待自己。
还有更多，但我可能太激动了，这个帖子简直没法继续下去。
编辑：
对我来说，终极惹恼触发点是.....:
法国炸薯条
—— 好吧，法国以高质量的美食而闻名，然而对世界其他国家来说，最法国的食物是油腻的土豆。
拜托，薯条是比利时的，不不不，比利时人的小土豆还是留给他们自己吧，我们不会假设你有糖尿病。
英国很开明，也给取了一个名字：chips。
但是你们美国人非要多事，叫什么“法式薯条”，然后假定它是法国的，就算按英语拼写，所谓法式也是切成片状的意思，然后你们竟然叫它“自由薯条”。
还有就是米其林星级。
——“啥？一个法国人被一个法国的东西给惹恼了，那一定是在他没安全感的小脑袋秀逗了。”
听我说完。
米其林以制造轮胎为生，事实上，在30年代，他们制造的轮胎非常好，可以连续行驶8小时，而营销人员还是个天才。
" 我们的轮胎可以连续开8个小时，但是你的轮胎不能，你看，这里有一张从一星到三星的 "旅馆 "评级地图，可供你在路上轻松找到休憩之所。”
这是一个愚蠢的想法，但它击中了痛点，因为这地图的确是有帮助的，游客也给当真了，最后变成了一个轮胎公司给食物评级？还是在法国？你嘲笑我们的错误？现在每家餐厅都有米其林星级（如果他们够格的话），但在法国我们只说“x星级”，不讲“米其林x星”，因为让轮胎公司排名美食是愚蠢的。
Olesya Igorevna
No one did Russia, so I'll do it.
Hitler and his soldiers are victims of Stalinism.
During the Eastern Front of World War II, known as the Great Patriotic War, the Germans had killed 27 million Soviet Citizens.
Almost everyone has an ancestor who died there.
No one in Russia misses the ones who invaded our nation in 1941 and tried to genocide our people.
You call WWII the Great Patriotic War.
No. The Great Patriotic War is the war between Nazi Germany and her allies against the Soviet unx, begun on June 22, 1941 and ended on May 9, 1945.
Russia should return to the era of freedom and democracy of the 1990's.
And return to poverty and violence? To America interfering and getting Yeltsin elected to a second term in 1996? To shooting up the Parliment in 1993? To terrorists running the show in Chechnya? No thank you.
They are called the damned 90's for a reason.
Poland/Baltics is good and innocent, while Russia is an evil aggressor.
Russia and Poland/Baltics have a complicated history. There had been a lot of wars fought, and its the fault of BOTH sides that they have been fought. Wikipedia had counted 17 wars between Russia and Poland from 1571 to 2000. But wars involving these 2 nations have also been fought before 1571.
For example, in 1395, 1404 and 1408, Smolensk was taken by Lithuania from Russia, with 1408 being the time they got to keep it. Until the Russians took it back in 1514. And then in 1611, during the Time of Troubles, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth took the city. In the early 1630's, the Smolensk War was fought. And in 1654, Smolensk was retaken and in 1667, the Commonwealth renounced all claims on the city.
The Latvian SS fought for the independence of Latvia from the evil Soviet Empire./ Anything positive about the SS or Nazi Collaborators
Latvian SS had participated in the Seige of Leningrad, when a city of several million had been deliberately starved. The Seige had killed over 1 million people, most of them civilians. It was a crime against humanity.
The SS and collaborators killed innocent women and children during World War II. They set whole villages on fire. They were rightfully hanged or imprisoned after the war.
Russia has no right to call itself “Rossiya” instead of “Moscovia”. True Rus is Ukraine.
Okay smartass. The start of the East Slavic state that later became Russia, Ukraine and Belarus is believed to be the start of the Rurik Dynasty in 862AD. The first capital of this state was a town called Ladoga, now known as Staraya Ladoga. This small town is in Russia, not far from Lake Ladoga. The second was Novgorod, which is in Russia, and not very far from Moscow. Then in 882, Prince Oleg, a friend of Rurik, had led a military expedition to the south, captured Kiev and proclaimed Kiev the capital and mother of all Russian cities. After the death of Vladimir Krasno Solnishko(Red Sun) in 1015, his 12 sons started to fight for power, and Yaroslav the Wise ended up winning. But in 1054 prior to his death, he split the land among his sons, and told them to listen to their eldest brother and to live in peace. That did not work out, and Rus became a bunch of feuding city states. In 1237–1242 the Mongols invaded Rus and conquered it, forcing the Princes of Rus to pay taxes to them. During this time in the 13th and 14th century, Rus lost a lot of territory” including Kiev, Polotsk and Smolensk. In 1480, the Mongol Yoke was overthrown, and in 1520, Ryasan became the last city state to lose independence. In 1654, Russia took Kiev and surrounding areas back from Poland.
Russia did not suffer in WWII.
Look at Stalingrad after then battle. Look at beseiged Leningrad. Look at hanged Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya, who was 18 at death and had her full life ahead of her. Look at villages burned to the ground. Look at the Moscow in autumn 1941. Look at destroyed Smolensk, when in the flames, Our Lady of Smolensk was lost. Look at one of the panels of the Amber Room, found under the waves of the Baltic Sea. And after that, we did notssuffer.
没有人说俄罗斯，我来讲讲吧。
1. “希特勒和他的士兵是斯大林主义的受害者。”
——在第二次世界大战的东部战线，也就是众所周知的苏联苏德战争，德国人杀害了2700万苏联公民。
——几乎每个俄罗斯人都有先辈死在了战场上。
——在俄罗斯没有人惦记那些在1941年入侵我们国家并试图对我们的人民进行种族灭绝的人。
2. 把二战称为伟大的卫国战争
——不，伟大的卫国战争是纳粹德国及其盟国对苏联的战争，始于1941年6月22日，结束于1945年5月9日。
3. 俄罗斯应该回到20世纪90年代的自由和民主时代
—— 而回到贫穷和暴力的时代？回到美国干预并使叶利钦在1996年当选为第二任总统的时代？回到1993年炮击议会的时代？回到恐怖分子占据车臣的时代？不，我谢谢您。
——这一时期被称为“该死的90年代”是有原因的。
4. 波兰/波罗的海诸国是善良和无辜的，而俄罗斯是邪恶的侵略者
——俄罗斯和波兰/波罗的海诸国有一段复杂的历史，历史上曾经多次发生战争，而这些战争的发生双方都有错。
据维基百科统计，从1571年到2000年，俄罗斯和波兰之间发生了17次战争，但这两个国家在1571年之前也有过战争。
例如，在1395年、1404年和1408年，斯摩棱斯克被立陶宛从俄罗斯手中夺走，1408年斯摩棱斯克被他们占领，直到1514年俄国人才把它夺回来，然后在1611年，在俄罗斯动乱时期，波兰-立陶宛联盟再次占领了这座城市，1630年代初，发生了斯摩棱斯克战争，1654年，斯摩棱斯克被夺回，1667年，波立联盟邦放弃了对该城的所有领土诉求。
5. 拉脱维亚党卫军为拉脱维亚从邪恶的苏维埃帝国手中独立而战（任何关于党卫军或纳粹合作者的正面信息）
——拉脱维亚党卫军参加了列宁格勒围攻战，当时他们试图蓄意饿死这座拥有数百万人口的城市，这次围困杀害了100多万人，其中绝大部分是平民，这是一项反人类罪行。
——第二次世界大战期间，党卫军和他们的同伙杀害了无数无辜的妇女和儿童，他们纵火烧毁整个村庄，他们在战后理应被处以绞刑或监禁。
6. 俄罗斯无权称自己为“ Rossiya”（罗斯人），而应该叫“ Moscovia”（莫斯科人），真正“Rus”（罗斯）的是乌克兰。
——好吧，自作聪明的家伙，公元862年东斯拉夫人建国，这个地区后来变成了俄罗斯、乌克兰和白俄罗斯，并认为是留里克王朝的开端，这个国家的第一个首府是一个叫拉多加的城镇，现在被称为“旧拉多加” （Staraya Ladoga），这个小镇位于俄罗斯，离拉多加湖不远，第二个首府是诺夫哥罗德，同样位于俄罗斯，离莫斯科不远，公元882年，留里克的朋友奥列格王子率军远征南方，占领了基辅，并宣布基辅为罗斯所有城市的首都和母亲。
1015年弗拉基米尔-克拉斯诺-索尔尼什科（红太阳）去世后，他的12个儿子开始争夺权力，雅罗斯拉夫最终获胜，但在他去世前的1054年，他把土地分给了他的儿子们，并告诉他们要听从他们的长兄，要和平地生活，这并不奏效，罗斯变成了一群争斗不休的城邦。
1237-1242年，蒙古人入侵罗斯并征服了它，迫使罗斯的王子们向他们交税，在13和14世纪的这段时间里，罗斯失去了很多领土，包括基辅、波洛茨克和斯摩棱斯克。
1480年，蒙古人的统治被推翻，1520年梁赞（俄西部城市）成为最后一个失去独立的城邦国，1654年，俄罗斯从波兰手中夺回基辅及周边地区。
7. 俄罗斯在第二次世界大战中没有受到伤害
——看看战后的斯大林格勒，看看被围困的列宁格勒，看看被吊死的卓娅·科斯莫杰米扬斯卡娅，她死时18岁，她的人生才刚刚开始，看看那些被烧毁的村庄，看看1941年秋天的莫斯科，看看被摧毁的斯摩棱斯克，看看在波罗的海海浪下发现的琥珀屋的其中一块镶板，在那之后，我们才没有遭受痛苦。
No one did Russia, so I'll do it.
Hitler and his soldiers are victims of Stalinism.
During the Eastern Front of World War II, known as the Great Patriotic War, the Germans had killed 27 million Soviet Citizens.
Almost everyone has an ancestor who died there.
No one in Russia misses the ones who invaded our nation in 1941 and tried to genocide our people.
You call WWII the Great Patriotic War.
No. The Great Patriotic War is the war between Nazi Germany and her allies against the Soviet unx, begun on June 22, 1941 and ended on May 9, 1945.
Russia should return to the era of freedom and democracy of the 1990's.
And return to poverty and violence? To America interfering and getting Yeltsin elected to a second term in 1996? To shooting up the Parliment in 1993? To terrorists running the show in Chechnya? No thank you.
They are called the damned 90's for a reason.
Poland/Baltics is good and innocent, while Russia is an evil aggressor.
Russia and Poland/Baltics have a complicated history. There had been a lot of wars fought, and its the fault of BOTH sides that they have been fought. Wikipedia had counted 17 wars between Russia and Poland from 1571 to 2000. But wars involving these 2 nations have also been fought before 1571.
For example, in 1395, 1404 and 1408, Smolensk was taken by Lithuania from Russia, with 1408 being the time they got to keep it. Until the Russians took it back in 1514. And then in 1611, during the Time of Troubles, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth took the city. In the early 1630's, the Smolensk War was fought. And in 1654, Smolensk was retaken and in 1667, the Commonwealth renounced all claims on the city.
The Latvian SS fought for the independence of Latvia from the evil Soviet Empire./ Anything positive about the SS or Nazi Collaborators
Latvian SS had participated in the Seige of Leningrad, when a city of several million had been deliberately starved. The Seige had killed over 1 million people, most of them civilians. It was a crime against humanity.
The SS and collaborators killed innocent women and children during World War II. They set whole villages on fire. They were rightfully hanged or imprisoned after the war.
Russia has no right to call itself “Rossiya” instead of “Moscovia”. True Rus is Ukraine.
Okay smartass. The start of the East Slavic state that later became Russia, Ukraine and Belarus is believed to be the start of the Rurik Dynasty in 862AD. The first capital of this state was a town called Ladoga, now known as Staraya Ladoga. This small town is in Russia, not far from Lake Ladoga. The second was Novgorod, which is in Russia, and not very far from Moscow. Then in 882, Prince Oleg, a friend of Rurik, had led a military expedition to the south, captured Kiev and proclaimed Kiev the capital and mother of all Russian cities. After the death of Vladimir Krasno Solnishko(Red Sun) in 1015, his 12 sons started to fight for power, and Yaroslav the Wise ended up winning. But in 1054 prior to his death, he split the land among his sons, and told them to listen to their eldest brother and to live in peace. That did not work out, and Rus became a bunch of feuding city states. In 1237–1242 the Mongols invaded Rus and conquered it, forcing the Princes of Rus to pay taxes to them. During this time in the 13th and 14th century, Rus lost a lot of territory” including Kiev, Polotsk and Smolensk. In 1480, the Mongol Yoke was overthrown, and in 1520, Ryasan became the last city state to lose independence. In 1654, Russia took Kiev and surrounding areas back from Poland.
Russia did not suffer in WWII.
Look at Stalingrad after then battle. Look at beseiged Leningrad. Look at hanged Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya, who was 18 at death and had her full life ahead of her. Look at villages burned to the ground. Look at the Moscow in autumn 1941. Look at destroyed Smolensk, when in the flames, Our Lady of Smolensk was lost. Look at one of the panels of the Amber Room, found under the waves of the Baltic Sea. And after that, we did notssuffer.
没有人说俄罗斯，我来讲讲吧。
1. “希特勒和他的士兵是斯大林主义的受害者。”
——在第二次世界大战的东部战线，也就是众所周知的苏联苏德战争，德国人杀害了2700万苏联公民。
——几乎每个俄罗斯人都有先辈死在了战场上。
——在俄罗斯没有人惦记那些在1941年入侵我们国家并试图对我们的人民进行种族灭绝的人。
2. 把二战称为伟大的卫国战争
——不，伟大的卫国战争是纳粹德国及其盟国对苏联的战争，始于1941年6月22日，结束于1945年5月9日。
3. 俄罗斯应该回到20世纪90年代的自由和民主时代
—— 而回到贫穷和暴力的时代？回到美国干预并使叶利钦在1996年当选为第二任总统的时代？回到1993年炮击议会的时代？回到恐怖分子占据车臣的时代？不，我谢谢您。
——这一时期被称为“该死的90年代”是有原因的。
4. 波兰/波罗的海诸国是善良和无辜的，而俄罗斯是邪恶的侵略者
——俄罗斯和波兰/波罗的海诸国有一段复杂的历史，历史上曾经多次发生战争，而这些战争的发生双方都有错。
据维基百科统计，从1571年到2000年，俄罗斯和波兰之间发生了17次战争，但这两个国家在1571年之前也有过战争。
例如，在1395年、1404年和1408年，斯摩棱斯克被立陶宛从俄罗斯手中夺走，1408年斯摩棱斯克被他们占领，直到1514年俄国人才把它夺回来，然后在1611年，在俄罗斯动乱时期，波兰-立陶宛联盟再次占领了这座城市，1630年代初，发生了斯摩棱斯克战争，1654年，斯摩棱斯克被夺回，1667年，波立联盟邦放弃了对该城的所有领土诉求。
5. 拉脱维亚党卫军为拉脱维亚从邪恶的苏维埃帝国手中独立而战（任何关于党卫军或纳粹合作者的正面信息）
——拉脱维亚党卫军参加了列宁格勒围攻战，当时他们试图蓄意饿死这座拥有数百万人口的城市，这次围困杀害了100多万人，其中绝大部分是平民，这是一项反人类罪行。
——第二次世界大战期间，党卫军和他们的同伙杀害了无数无辜的妇女和儿童，他们纵火烧毁整个村庄，他们在战后理应被处以绞刑或监禁。
6. 俄罗斯无权称自己为“ Rossiya”（罗斯人），而应该叫“ Moscovia”（莫斯科人），真正“Rus”（罗斯）的是乌克兰。
——好吧，自作聪明的家伙，公元862年东斯拉夫人建国，这个地区后来变成了俄罗斯、乌克兰和白俄罗斯，并认为是留里克王朝的开端，这个国家的第一个首府是一个叫拉多加的城镇，现在被称为“旧拉多加” （Staraya Ladoga），这个小镇位于俄罗斯，离拉多加湖不远，第二个首府是诺夫哥罗德，同样位于俄罗斯，离莫斯科不远，公元882年，留里克的朋友奥列格王子率军远征南方，占领了基辅，并宣布基辅为罗斯所有城市的首都和母亲。
1015年弗拉基米尔-克拉斯诺-索尔尼什科（红太阳）去世后，他的12个儿子开始争夺权力，雅罗斯拉夫最终获胜，但在他去世前的1054年，他把土地分给了他的儿子们，并告诉他们要听从他们的长兄，要和平地生活，这并不奏效，罗斯变成了一群争斗不休的城邦。
1237-1242年，蒙古人入侵罗斯并征服了它，迫使罗斯的王子们向他们交税，在13和14世纪的这段时间里，罗斯失去了很多领土，包括基辅、波洛茨克和斯摩棱斯克。
1480年，蒙古人的统治被推翻，1520年梁赞（俄西部城市）成为最后一个失去独立的城邦国，1654年，俄罗斯从波兰手中夺回基辅及周边地区。
7. 俄罗斯在第二次世界大战中没有受到伤害
——看看战后的斯大林格勒，看看被围困的列宁格勒，看看被吊死的卓娅·科斯莫杰米扬斯卡娅，她死时18岁，她的人生才刚刚开始，看看那些被烧毁的村庄，看看1941年秋天的莫斯科，看看被摧毁的斯摩棱斯克，看看在波罗的海海浪下发现的琥珀屋的其中一块镶板，在那之后，我们才没有遭受痛苦。
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