美国网友：美国是屎坑，但是它是我的屎坑
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Me normally：
Our government is corrupt at every level, fuck the law, civil war now, let it all burn.
我通常的样子：
我们政府各方面都很腐败，法律去死，赶紧打内战，都毁灭吧。
Our government is corrupt at every level, fuck the law, civil war now, let it all burn.
我通常的样子：
我们政府各方面都很腐败，法律去死，赶紧打内战，都毁灭吧。
Me when a European voices one of their stupid European opinions：
当一个欧洲人说出他们愚蠢的欧洲看法时，我：
当一个欧洲人说出他们愚蠢的欧洲看法时，我：
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ArbiterSeraph
It's like when you are making fun of you your kid vs. Someone else makes fun of your kid.
就像你取笑你的孩子 vs 别人取笑你的孩子。
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It's like when you are making fun of you your kid vs. Someone else makes fun of your kid.
就像你取笑你的孩子 vs 别人取笑你的孩子。
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Fantastic-Dot-655
But sir, ur kid is an asshole
但是先生，你的孩子是个混账。
But sir, ur kid is an asshole
但是先生，你的孩子是个混账。
ArbiterSeraph
Joke's on you, that's not my kid
玩笑开到自己头上，那不是我的孩子。
Joke's on you, that's not my kid
玩笑开到自己头上，那不是我的孩子。
Fantastic-Dot-655
Jokes on you, it is, remember me from the college
玩笑开到自己头上，他就是，还记得大学时的我吗？
Jokes on you, it is, remember me from the college
玩笑开到自己头上，他就是，还记得大学时的我吗？
ArbiterSeraph
Just cause I was in the train doesn't make it mine Deborah!
仅仅因为我当时上了你，并不意味他就是我的娃，黛博拉！
Just cause I was in the train doesn't make it mine Deborah!
仅仅因为我当时上了你，并不意味他就是我的娃，黛博拉！
Good_Mixture_1860
Hi Carol here could you get your kid to stop shitting in my yard like a dog
嗨，卡罗尔，你能不能让你的孩子别像狗一样在我家院子里拉屎。
Hi Carol here could you get your kid to stop shitting in my yard like a dog
嗨，卡罗尔，你能不能让你的孩子别像狗一样在我家院子里拉屎。
ArbiterSeraph
No, I can't. That's been me shitting in your yard since you had the audacity to bring vegan pulled jackfruit to the BBQ and pass it off as pulled pork.
不，我就不。自从你厚颜无耻地把纯素菠萝蜜带进烧烤店，还说那是手撕猪肉之后，我就一直在你的院子里拉屎。
No, I can't. That's been me shitting in your yard since you had the audacity to bring vegan pulled jackfruit to the BBQ and pass it off as pulled pork.
不，我就不。自从你厚颜无耻地把纯素菠萝蜜带进烧烤店，还说那是手撕猪肉之后，我就一直在你的院子里拉屎。
Good_Mixture_1860
How dare you insult my cooking, ill have you know your husband is cheating on you with Phyllis.
你竟敢侮辱我的厨艺，我要让你知道，你丈夫背着你和菲利斯搞在一起了。
How dare you insult my cooking, ill have you know your husband is cheating on you with Phyllis.
你竟敢侮辱我的厨艺，我要让你知道，你丈夫背着你和菲利斯搞在一起了。
Good_Translator_9088
Jokes on you, when you were drunk I sold it to you
玩笑开到自己头上，那是在你喝醉的时候，我把它卖给你的。
Jokes on you, when you were drunk I sold it to you
玩笑开到自己头上，那是在你喝醉的时候，我把它卖给你的。
Mister_Way
When a person whose kid is an asshole complains about your asshole kid...
当某人抱怨你的混账孩子，而他自己的孩子也是个混账……
When a person whose kid is an asshole complains about your asshole kid...
当某人抱怨你的混账孩子，而他自己的孩子也是个混账……
_Dead_Man_
Exactly
正是。
Exactly
正是。
SlavRoach
Isn't murica the kid tho
但美国并不是那个孩子。
Isn't murica the kid tho
但美国并不是那个孩子。
Kae_nvs
Same in Brazil, every Brazilian hates this shithole, but when someone from outside of Brazil says something bad about our country, we turn into the most patriotic people on earth
巴西也是，每个巴西人都讨厌这个鬼地方，但当巴西以外的人说我们国家的坏话时，我们就会变成世界上最爱国的人。
Same in Brazil, every Brazilian hates this shithole, but when someone from outside of Brazil says something bad about our country, we turn into the most patriotic people on earth
巴西也是，每个巴西人都讨厌这个鬼地方，但当巴西以外的人说我们国家的坏话时，我们就会变成世界上最爱国的人。
Pedroman232
Brazil You mean west portugal
巴西？你是说西葡萄牙吗？
Brazil You mean west portugal
巴西？你是说西葡萄牙吗？
Kae_nvs
Portugal You mean north Angola
葡萄牙？你是说北安哥拉？
Portugal You mean north Angola
葡萄牙？你是说北安哥拉？
Pedroman232
I guess, lol idk
我猜是的，哈哈，我不造。
I guess, lol idk
我猜是的，哈哈，我不造。
Greedy_Range
Angola You mean evil MPLA simp land
安哥拉，你说的是邪恶的安人运肆虐的那块土地？
Angola You mean evil MPLA simp land
安哥拉，你说的是邪恶的安人运肆虐的那块土地？
EthanielClyne
We're allowed to make fun of our own more than others are, same with family and friends
相比于比别人取笑我们国家，我们更能容忍自己取笑我们国家，这跟朋友和家人一样。
We're allowed to make fun of our own more than others are, same with family and friends
相比于比别人取笑我们国家，我们更能容忍自己取笑我们国家，这跟朋友和家人一样。
GermanShepherdParks
Shame on you! That picture need more eagles!
鄙视你！这张图片需要更多老鹰！
Shame on you! That picture need more eagles!
鄙视你！这张图片需要更多老鹰！
HomieDaClown9
Loads .50 BMG with patriotic intent
带着爱国的意图给.50BMG上膛。
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Loads .50 BMG with patriotic intent
带着爱国的意图给.50BMG上膛。
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TheRealGhostBoi
Loads knife with bri'ish intent
带着爱大英的想法拔出匕首。
Loads knife with bri'ish intent
带着爱大英的想法拔出匕首。
Commercial-Swim2362
Here at the Reddit comment section, we see the usual habitants, privileged Americans and Europeans arguing why the opposition is clearly a third world country.
在红迪网的评论区，我们看到了普通住民、高高在上的美国人和欧洲人在争论为什么对方明显是一个第三世界国家。
Here at the Reddit comment section, we see the usual habitants, privileged Americans and Europeans arguing why the opposition is clearly a third world country.
在红迪网的评论区，我们看到了普通住民、高高在上的美国人和欧洲人在争论为什么对方明显是一个第三世界国家。
Ivysdaddy590
Here here
我也是。
Here here
我也是。
Vanroyan
In the spirit of this post I'll correct you even though it's not my native language hear hear
本着这个帖子的精神，我要纠正你，即便hear hear并不是我的母语。
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In the spirit of this post I'll correct you even though it's not my native language hear hear
本着这个帖子的精神，我要纠正你，即便hear hear并不是我的母语。
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Augie777
One man’s trash is his treasure
彼之蜜糖，我之砒霜。
One man’s trash is his treasure
彼之蜜糖，我之砒霜。
Anonymous2137421957
When I see an America bad meme for the billionth time in an hour
当我每小时看到10亿次“美国坏”的表情包。
When I see an America bad meme for the billionth time in an hour
当我每小时看到10亿次“美国坏”的表情包。
MasonGoose555
Me waiting for all of the Europeans to voice their hatred for this post
我在等着所有欧洲人对这个帖子表达他们的仇恨。
Me waiting for all of the Europeans to voice their hatred for this post
我在等着所有欧洲人对这个帖子表达他们的仇恨。
HECUMARINE45
They can’t possibly comprehend no one wants to hear their dumbass opinions
他们可能无法理解，没人想要听他们愚蠢的看法。
They can’t possibly comprehend no one wants to hear their dumbass opinions
他们可能无法理解，没人想要听他们愚蠢的看法。
AdmiralGroot
I can see nothing wrong with your comment about how someone’s opinion is dumb because of their place of origin s
你说因为某人出自某个地方，所以他的看法愚蠢，我觉得对对对。
I can see nothing wrong with your comment about how someone’s opinion is dumb because of their place of origin s
你说因为某人出自某个地方，所以他的看法愚蠢，我觉得对对对。
Puzzled-Ad3127
Normally I would agree with you, but Europe opens up a whole new can of worms
通常情况下我会同意你的观点，但欧洲的情况完全不是一回事。
Normally I would agree with you, but Europe opens up a whole new can of worms
通常情况下我会同意你的观点，但欧洲的情况完全不是一回事。
AdmiralGroot
Which part of europe do you mean specifically
你具体指的是欧洲的哪个部分？
Which part of europe do you mean specifically
你具体指的是欧洲的哪个部分？
Puzzled-Ad3127
Pretty much all of it Not a big fan
基本上全都是，我不太喜欢他们。
Pretty much all of it Not a big fan
基本上全都是，我不太喜欢他们。
AdmiralGroot
That means you have either never been to Europe before or just met the wrong persons. Not everyone here is as bad as you think
这意味着你要么从未去过欧洲，要么只是遇到了错的人。不是每个人都像你想的那么坏。
That means you have either never been to Europe before or just met the wrong persons. Not everyone here is as bad as you think
这意味着你要么从未去过欧洲，要么只是遇到了错的人。不是每个人都像你想的那么坏。
Puzzled-Ad3127
Nah. Just a history joke
没有啦，这只是个历史笑话。
Nah. Just a history joke
没有啦，这只是个历史笑话。
Vanroyan
Truth hurts
真相伤人。
Truth hurts
真相伤人。
JarodyDud
It is a love hate relationship.
这是一种爱恨交加的关系。
It is a love hate relationship.
这是一种爱恨交加的关系。
diversifyurlife
They are real loud until they need our armies
他们很吵，直到他们需要我们的军队。
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They are real loud until they need our armies
他们很吵，直到他们需要我们的军队。
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cakemaster58
I don’t think the leaders of European countries are making fun of America
我不认为欧洲国家的领导人在取笑美国。
I don’t think the leaders of European countries are making fun of America
我不认为欧洲国家的领导人在取笑美国。
CoolRedstoneexpert
They’ve publicly mocked America, including calling us a third world country until Russia starts invading people again
他们公开嘲笑美国，称我们是第三世界国家，直到俄罗斯再次开始入侵。
They’ve publicly mocked America, including calling us a third world country until Russia starts invading people again
他们公开嘲笑美国，称我们是第三世界国家，直到俄罗斯再次开始入侵。
cakemaster58
Oh ok
好吧。
Oh ok
好吧。
Culture_Copter
Every single one Strange, I don't remember hearing this once from a single politician.
每一个吗？奇怪，我不记得从任何一个政治家那里听到过这样的话。
Every single one Strange, I don't remember hearing this once from a single politician.
每一个吗？奇怪，我不记得从任何一个政治家那里听到过这样的话。
CoolRedstoneexpert
I didn’t say every single one, but a few, particularly from Norway
我没有说每个都这样，但有几个，尤其是挪威的。
I didn’t say every single one, but a few, particularly from Norway
我没有说每个都这样，但有几个，尤其是挪威的。
Vanroyan
Calm now child, you guys only have that military power because your govt. cares more about killing than wellbeing, hence your many internal issues such as medicine costing more than firearms, public shootings, very strong tension between social classes and working yourself to death only for your employer to ditch you because he didn't get laid last night.. Only to name a few..
冷静点，孩子，你们有军事力量是因为你们的政府更关心杀戮而不是福祉，所以你们有很多内部问题，比如药品成本高于枪支，公共枪击，社会阶层之间的紧张关系和拼命工作结果被雇主抛弃，因为你昨晚没跟他上床……仅举几个例子。
Calm now child, you guys only have that military power because your govt. cares more about killing than wellbeing, hence your many internal issues such as medicine costing more than firearms, public shootings, very strong tension between social classes and working yourself to death only for your employer to ditch you because he didn't get laid last night.. Only to name a few..
冷静点，孩子，你们有军事力量是因为你们的政府更关心杀戮而不是福祉，所以你们有很多内部问题，比如药品成本高于枪支，公共枪击，社会阶层之间的紧张关系和拼命工作结果被雇主抛弃，因为你昨晚没跟他上床……仅举几个例子。
diversifyurlife
Oh yes..i see what you did there kid..i mean i could call out the fact that getting stabbed to death is so common the UK banned knives. Europeans regularly come here to seek medical treatment for cancer, the clear and obvious tensions happening in Canada where Trudeau thinks he is the next putin, or the fact that i work 40 hours a week and can actually survive here. Or the fact that more companies are created here than any other country, or the fact that we are the number one economy in the world, or the fact that your country more than likely gets some form of aid from mine, or the fact that without said weapons you would be speaking German.. but yea... you're right.
哦，是的，我知道你做了什么，孩子，我的意思是，我可以告诉你一个事实，英国人被捅死的情况是如此普遍，以至于他们禁止使用刀。欧洲人经常来这里寻求癌症治疗，加拿大的紧张局势显而易见，特鲁多认为他是下一个普京，或者事实上我每周工作40个小时，而且可以生存。或者事实上在美国开办的公司比任何其他国家都多，或者实际上我们是全世界第一经济体，或者事实上你们国家很有可能从我们国家获得了某种形式的援助，或者事实上如果没有我们的武器，你们就会说德语……但是，对对对，你说的都对。
Oh yes..i see what you did there kid..i mean i could call out the fact that getting stabbed to death is so common the UK banned knives. Europeans regularly come here to seek medical treatment for cancer, the clear and obvious tensions happening in Canada where Trudeau thinks he is the next putin, or the fact that i work 40 hours a week and can actually survive here. Or the fact that more companies are created here than any other country, or the fact that we are the number one economy in the world, or the fact that your country more than likely gets some form of aid from mine, or the fact that without said weapons you would be speaking German.. but yea... you're right.
哦，是的，我知道你做了什么，孩子，我的意思是，我可以告诉你一个事实，英国人被捅死的情况是如此普遍，以至于他们禁止使用刀。欧洲人经常来这里寻求癌症治疗，加拿大的紧张局势显而易见，特鲁多认为他是下一个普京，或者事实上我每周工作40个小时，而且可以生存。或者事实上在美国开办的公司比任何其他国家都多，或者实际上我们是全世界第一经济体，或者事实上你们国家很有可能从我们国家获得了某种形式的援助，或者事实上如果没有我们的武器，你们就会说德语……但是，对对对，你说的都对。
Vanroyan
Well true, we'd be fucked if the entire EU was represented by UK hooligans. All your other points don't even need dismissing because they can do that themselves. Called you guys kids because we made you, you're going through puberty ATM, hence your many issues
没错，如果整个欧盟都由英国流氓代表，那我们就完蛋了。你的其他观点甚至都不值得反驳，因为不言自明。我们叫你们为孩子，是因为你们国家是我们创造的，你们正经历青春期，所以你们有很多问题。
Well true, we'd be fucked if the entire EU was represented by UK hooligans. All your other points don't even need dismissing because they can do that themselves. Called you guys kids because we made you, you're going through puberty ATM, hence your many issues
没错，如果整个欧盟都由英国流氓代表，那我们就完蛋了。你的其他观点甚至都不值得反驳，因为不言自明。我们叫你们为孩子，是因为你们国家是我们创造的，你们正经历青春期，所以你们有很多问题。
diversifyurlife
You made us We made sure you dont speak German. You can't SSI l even dismiss anything because i came with facts.
你们造就了我们，我们确保你们没说德语。你不能反驳任何东西，因为我说的都是事实。
You made us We made sure you dont speak German. You can't SSI l even dismiss anything because i came with facts.
你们造就了我们，我们确保你们没说德语。你不能反驳任何东西，因为我说的都是事实。
Vanroyan
No man if anything you helped us not speak Russian which would be far worse, admittedly. Not gonna comment on thr rest anymore, bye
不，天呐，如果有什么区别的话，你们的帮助让我们没说成俄语，后者糟糕得多。我不会再评论其余东西了，再见。
No man if anything you helped us not speak Russian which would be far worse, admittedly. Not gonna comment on thr rest anymore, bye
不，天呐，如果有什么区别的话，你们的帮助让我们没说成俄语，后者糟糕得多。我不会再评论其余东西了，再见。
3rrY
I feel like this doesn't relate Just to americans...
我觉得这不仅仅是美国人的情况……
I feel like this doesn't relate Just to americans...
我觉得这不仅仅是美国人的情况……
Batsaam
Fuck those guys. Western europe thinks they are better than everyone. Love from eastern part of europe.
操那些家伙。西欧认为他们比所有人都好。来自东欧的爱。
Fuck those guys. Western europe thinks they are better than everyone. Love from eastern part of europe.
操那些家伙。西欧认为他们比所有人都好。来自东欧的爱。
AdmiralGroot
Do you really think everyone in Western Europe believes that
你真的认为所有西欧人都这么认为吗？
Do you really think everyone in Western Europe believes that
你真的认为所有西欧人都这么认为吗？
Vanroyan
Only the idiots do. Love from West EU
只有白痴才会。来自西欧盟的爱。
Only the idiots do. Love from West EU
只有白痴才会。来自西欧盟的爱。
AdmiralGroot
Love from the west EU back to you to the west EU
来自西欧盟的我，对来自西欧盟的你，示爱。
Love from the west EU back to you to the west EU
来自西欧盟的我，对来自西欧盟的你，示爱。
HECUMARINE45
Y’all Europeans talking alot of shit for people who wasted their world status by killing themselves in 2 world wars
你们欧洲人说了很多屁话，结果却在两场世界大战中自相残杀，毁掉了自己的世界地位。
Y’all Europeans talking alot of shit for people who wasted their world status by killing themselves in 2 world wars
你们欧洲人说了很多屁话，结果却在两场世界大战中自相残杀，毁掉了自己的世界地位。
Puzzled-Ad3127
As a message to all Europeans….. thanks for helping us with Japan assholes
给所有欧洲人的一条信息……感谢你们跟日本混账一起“帮助”我们。
As a message to all Europeans….. thanks for helping us with Japan assholes
给所有欧洲人的一条信息……感谢你们跟日本混账一起“帮助”我们。
Vanroyan
Sorry we've got standards
不好意思，我们有标准的。
Sorry we've got standards
不好意思，我们有标准的。
Puzzled-Ad3127
Wtf does that even mean
这是什么鬼意思？
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Wtf does that even mean
这是什么鬼意思？
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Vanroyan
Can you explain this diss I'm sure you aren't refering to internal tensionstruggles Seeing the state of 1 country in 2022..
你能解释一下吗？我肯定你指的不是某第一大国在2022年的内部纷争……
Can you explain this diss I'm sure you aren't refering to internal tensionstruggles Seeing the state of 1 country in 2022..
你能解释一下吗？我肯定你指的不是某第一大国在2022年的内部纷争……
HECUMARINE45
The world wars effectively broke European pride and nationalism, shattering the perception of European dominance of the world, the wholesale slaughter of generations of young European men now make the modern European states weak and averse to any form of national pride, militarism, or cultural heritage
世界大战有效地打破了欧洲人的骄傲和民族主义，粉碎了欧洲人主宰世界的观念，对一代又一代欧洲年轻人的大规模屠杀，现在让现代欧洲国家变得虚弱，并讨厌任何形式的民族自豪感、军国主义或文化遗产。
The world wars effectively broke European pride and nationalism, shattering the perception of European dominance of the world, the wholesale slaughter of generations of young European men now make the modern European states weak and averse to any form of national pride, militarism, or cultural heritage
世界大战有效地打破了欧洲人的骄傲和民族主义，粉碎了欧洲人主宰世界的观念，对一代又一代欧洲年轻人的大规模屠杀，现在让现代欧洲国家变得虚弱，并讨厌任何形式的民族自豪感、军国主义或文化遗产。
Vanroyan
Well you have a point but unless we sre getting cucked on, which we don't, it may be for the best Less bloodshed that way
你说得有道理，但除非我们被戴上了绿帽子——而我们没有，现在这样可能是最好的，可以少流血。
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Well you have a point but unless we sre getting cucked on, which we don't, it may be for the best Less bloodshed that way
你说得有道理，但除非我们被戴上了绿帽子——而我们没有，现在这样可能是最好的，可以少流血。
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_Dead_Man_
I just get irritated because Europeans have no place to judge us with how fucked up they are aswell.
我只是生气，因为欧洲人也没有立场来评判我们，因为他们也很操蛋。
I just get irritated because Europeans have no place to judge us with how fucked up they are aswell.
我只是生气，因为欧洲人也没有立场来评判我们，因为他们也很操蛋。
damnappdoesntwork
What about the whole world is just one big fuck up. I feel nobody should judge anyone
难道全世界不都是一团糟吗？我觉得没人应该对任何人评头论足。
What about the whole world is just one big fuck up. I feel nobody should judge anyone
难道全世界不都是一团糟吗？我觉得没人应该对任何人评头论足。
Vanroyan
What is fucked up then Pretty sure my list is longer than yours
哪里一团糟了？那我肯定我能列举出更多。
What is fucked up then Pretty sure my list is longer than yours
哪里一团糟了？那我肯定我能列举出更多。
ToBiistHebEsTbOi
SCrEAMIN eagles!
尖叫的老鹰！
SCrEAMIN eagles!
尖叫的老鹰！
GrayCamoMan
CRACK OF THE LIGHTNING SPLITTING THE GROUND
闪电劈开大地。
CRACK OF THE LIGHTNING SPLITTING THE GROUND
闪电劈开大地。
GrayCamoMan
Sorry lol it’s a song reference to a song called screaming eagles
不好意思，这是一首歌，名叫《尖叫的老鹰》。
Sorry lol it’s a song reference to a song called screaming eagles
不好意思，这是一首歌，名叫《尖叫的老鹰》。
Rawesome16
Mud hole Slimy My hole this is!
这就是，金窝银窝，不如我的狗窝！
Mud hole Slimy My hole this is!
这就是，金窝银窝，不如我的狗窝！
Slipperypepe
2 types of people identify as European. Eastern Europeans and Germans.
欧洲人有两种，东欧人和德国人。
2 types of people identify as European. Eastern Europeans and Germans.
欧洲人有两种，东欧人和德国人。
_GhostMustard_
as it should be, like they say dont knock it till u try it, in this case dont talk shit about a country you dont live in
理应如此，就像有人说的，没有尝试不要评判，对于这个问题，如果你没有生活在某个国家，就别说它坏话。
as it should be, like they say dont knock it till u try it, in this case dont talk shit about a country you dont live in
理应如此，就像有人说的，没有尝试不要评判，对于这个问题，如果你没有生活在某个国家，就别说它坏话。
JakesBigPhone
Russia can go fuck itself
俄罗斯自己玩蛋去。
Russia can go fuck itself
俄罗斯自己玩蛋去。
Due_Guess3697
As an European, I have witnessed this ))))
作为欧洲人，我见证过这一点。
As an European, I have witnessed this ))))
作为欧洲人，我见证过这一点。
JakesBigPhone
That’s because you have stupid European opinions!
那是因为你有愚蠢的欧洲观点!
That’s because you have stupid European opinions!
那是因为你有愚蠢的欧洲观点!
Due_Guess3697
And what are those opinions that I have and you know so well
而且你很清楚我的观点是什么。
And what are those opinions that I have and you know so well
而且你很清楚我的观点是什么。
JakesBigPhone
I was quoting the meme…
我在引用那个梗……
I was quoting the meme…
我在引用那个梗……
-S-O-M-13-
At least we have the freedom to feel and express the way we do, some countries don’t even have that.
至少我们可以感觉到自由，而且用我们的方式表达，一些国家甚至没有那玩意。
At least we have the freedom to feel and express the way we do, some countries don’t even have that.
至少我们可以感觉到自由，而且用我们的方式表达，一些国家甚至没有那玩意。
hillbois
Fucking Brits
艹英国佬。
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Fucking Brits
艹英国佬。
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Xanboyarde
The United States of America has the largest gold reserves in the world
美国拥有世界上最大的黄金储备。
The United States of America has the largest gold reserves in the world
美国拥有世界上最大的黄金储备。
Ruinlord5
Hypocrisy at its finest
最虚伪的一面。
Hypocrisy at its finest
最虚伪的一面。
Interesting_Hair_191
imagine thinking European countries are even on par with America,
想象一下，如果欧洲国家和美国平起平坐……
imagine thinking European countries are even on par with America,
想象一下，如果欧洲国家和美国平起平坐……
V_VIX_X
Most European nations handle certain things much better than the US so not hard to think that but the American national pride and such in a lot of people gets really hurt by anyone saying something negative about them.
大多数欧洲国家在处理某些事情上比美国好得多，所以不难想象这一点，但是美国人的民族自豪感和很多人的自尊心会被任何关于他们的负面言论所伤害。
Most European nations handle certain things much better than the US so not hard to think that but the American national pride and such in a lot of people gets really hurt by anyone saying something negative about them.
大多数欧洲国家在处理某些事情上比美国好得多，所以不难想象这一点，但是美国人的民族自豪感和很多人的自尊心会被任何关于他们的负面言论所伤害。
Interesting_Buy6796
You mean because they are obviously better, right
你是说他们明显更好，对吧？
You mean because they are obviously better, right
你是说他们明显更好，对吧？
that1_apple
Shut up Eurotard
闭嘴，欧洲笨蛋。
Shut up Eurotard
闭嘴，欧洲笨蛋。
Interesting_Hair_191
im sorry who needed protection from Russia all these years
对这么多年来需要我们保护才能不受俄罗斯侵害的那些人，我很抱歉。
im sorry who needed protection from Russia all these years
对这么多年来需要我们保护才能不受俄罗斯侵害的那些人，我很抱歉。
Ree69240
How has the us protected europe from russia for ”all these years”
“这么多年来”，美国是如何保护欧洲不受俄罗斯侵害的?
How has the us protected europe from russia for ”all these years”
“这么多年来”，美国是如何保护欧洲不受俄罗斯侵害的?
Fishwithbrushes
What is it with Americans and their seemingly unessesary and unreasonable hatred of Europe, I can understand Britain but Europe in general just feels off, like you bought most of middle America off of napoleon, you used French soldiers and kit during your revolutionary war.
美国人到底怎么回事，他们对欧洲人的仇恨似乎毫无必要且不可理喻，我可以理解他们对英国的仇恨，但是欧洲，我总体上觉得，你们大部分的中美洲国土都是从拿破仑手里买来的，你们的革命战争中还使用了法国士兵和装备。
What is it with Americans and their seemingly unessesary and unreasonable hatred of Europe, I can understand Britain but Europe in general just feels off, like you bought most of middle America off of napoleon, you used French soldiers and kit during your revolutionary war.
美国人到底怎么回事，他们对欧洲人的仇恨似乎毫无必要且不可理喻，我可以理解他们对英国的仇恨，但是欧洲，我总体上觉得，你们大部分的中美洲国土都是从拿破仑手里买来的，你们的革命战争中还使用了法国士兵和装备。
Krayt_Dragon
It's a joke bro
兄弟，这是个笑话。
It's a joke bro
兄弟，这是个笑话。
MrRubik97
Post may be a joke but they’re still right
帖子或许是个笑话，但依然是对的。
Post may be a joke but they’re still right
帖子或许是个笑话，但依然是对的。
Puzzled-Ad3127
Because you started both world wars. I love France, but there weak
因为你们挑起了两次世界大战。我爱法国，但他们很弱鸡。
Because you started both world wars. I love France, but there weak
因为你们挑起了两次世界大战。我爱法国，但他们很弱鸡。
Xanboyarde
Just remember, the French rather plant trees for hitler than to fight, so he can walk in the shade.
记住，法国人宁愿为希特勒种树——这样他就可以在那片树荫下散步了——也不愿打仗。
Just remember, the French rather plant trees for hitler than to fight, so he can walk in the shade.
记住，法国人宁愿为希特勒种树——这样他就可以在那片树荫下散步了——也不愿打仗。
penis_malinis
Yay for proud idiots
为骄傲的白痴而欢呼。
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Yay for proud idiots
为骄傲的白痴而欢呼。
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ma055
It just sounds stupid coz americans are dumb )
听起来很蠢，因为美国人确实很蠢。
It just sounds stupid coz americans are dumb )
听起来很蠢，因为美国人确实很蠢。
Krojun
Ah usa is texhnically a third world country Edit my god you guys are so easy to trigger. This is way to much fun. Yea by old nato standards usa is a 1 world country, but that is like asking a anti waxer what the best mindset is.
Usa is the worlds most powerfull developing country. I am so glad that i dont live there
啊哈，美国从技术上来说是个第三世界国家。
编辑，我的天啊，你们太容易被激怒了。这是一种非常有趣的方式。是的，按照老北约的标准，美国是一个世界第一的国家，但这就像问一个反疫苗论者，最好的心态是什么。
美国是世界上最强大的发展中国家。但我很高兴我不住在那里。
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Ah usa is texhnically a third world country Edit my god you guys are so easy to trigger. This is way to much fun. Yea by old nato standards usa is a 1 world country, but that is like asking a anti waxer what the best mindset is.
Usa is the worlds most powerfull developing country. I am so glad that i dont live there
啊哈，美国从技术上来说是个第三世界国家。
编辑，我的天啊，你们太容易被激怒了。这是一种非常有趣的方式。是的，按照老北约的标准，美国是一个世界第一的国家，但这就像问一个反疫苗论者，最好的心态是什么。
美国是世界上最强大的发展中国家。但我很高兴我不住在那里。
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ButtDonaldsHappyMeal
I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing Norway
我什么都没问过你，诺威佬。
I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing Norway
我什么都没问过你，诺威佬。
3ArmsNoSouls
In what way lol
哪种方式？lol
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In what way lol
哪种方式？lol
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Fishwithbrushes
It's really not third world means poor (economically) or undeveloped (politically or economically). Its cirtainly not the best example of first world but its cirtainly not third world.
它真的不是第三世界，后者意味着贫穷(经济上)或不发达(政治上或经济上)。它当然不是第一世界最好的榜样，但也肯定不是第三世界。
It's really not third world means poor (economically) or undeveloped (politically or economically). Its cirtainly not the best example of first world but its cirtainly not third world.
它真的不是第三世界，后者意味着贫穷(经济上)或不发达(政治上或经济上)。它当然不是第一世界最好的榜样，但也肯定不是第三世界。
DeadlyAidan
no it's a third world country, it's a country in the third world away from the sun
不，它就是一个第三世界国家，而且是一个远离太阳的第三世界国家。
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no it's a third world country, it's a country in the third world away from the sun
不，它就是一个第三世界国家，而且是一个远离太阳的第三世界国家。
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DrWildTurkey
A third world country is a term from the cold war for a country that is non-aligned with either Soviet or American interests. America is a first-world country because its the first world country.
Stop being a ignorant fuckwit.
第三世界国家是冷战时期的一个术语，指的是不与苏联或美国的利益结盟的国家。美国是第一世界国家，因为它是第一世界国家。
别犯傻了。
A third world country is a term from the cold war for a country that is non-aligned with either Soviet or American interests. America is a first-world country because its the first world country.
Stop being a ignorant fuckwit.
第三世界国家是冷战时期的一个术语，指的是不与苏联或美国的利益结盟的国家。美国是第一世界国家，因为它是第一世界国家。
别犯傻了。
DeadlyAidan
I think I might've just caught one for rwoooosh
这里有个老实人，快来嘲笑他，哈哈哈哈哈。
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I think I might've just caught one for rwoooosh
这里有个老实人，快来嘲笑他，哈哈哈哈哈。
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Anonymous2137421957
Wrong.
错。
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Wrong.
错。
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BillNyeTheElonGuy
Sweeden and Norway are 3rd world
USA was against Russia so they were 1st world
So come again
瑞典和挪威属于第三世界。
美国对抗俄罗斯，所以他们是第一世界。
再说一遍。
Sweeden and Norway are 3rd world
USA was against Russia so they were 1st world
So come again
瑞典和挪威属于第三世界。
美国对抗俄罗斯，所以他们是第一世界。
再说一遍。
V_VIX_X
On what planet is Sweden a third world country lmao
瑞典是哪个星球上的第三世界国家，笑死我了。
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On what planet is Sweden a third world country lmao
瑞典是哪个星球上的第三世界国家，笑死我了。
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Professional_Lazylad
Because the terms 1sr world, 2nd world, and 3rd world was created to discuss which side of the Cold War conflict they were on, 1St World = NATO members, or US aligned states, 2nd World = Warsaw Pact or Soviet aligned states, 3rd world = states not in either camps, which shockingly is where a lot of newly formed states that were former colonies fell after decolonization. So first world, 2nd word, and 3rd world have no connection to the standard of living within a nation
因为“第一世界”、“第二世界”和“第三世界”这三个术语的创立是为了讨论各国属于冷战的哪一方，第一世界=北约成员国或美国的盟友，第二世界=华沙条约组织或苏联的盟友，第三世界=不属于这两个阵营的国家，令人震惊的是，许多新成立的前殖民地国家在去殖民化后倒向了第三世界。所以第一世界，第二世界和第三世界与一个国家的生活水平没有关系。
Because the terms 1sr world, 2nd world, and 3rd world was created to discuss which side of the Cold War conflict they were on, 1St World = NATO members, or US aligned states, 2nd World = Warsaw Pact or Soviet aligned states, 3rd world = states not in either camps, which shockingly is where a lot of newly formed states that were former colonies fell after decolonization. So first world, 2nd word, and 3rd world have no connection to the standard of living within a nation
因为“第一世界”、“第二世界”和“第三世界”这三个术语的创立是为了讨论各国属于冷战的哪一方，第一世界=北约成员国或美国的盟友，第二世界=华沙条约组织或苏联的盟友，第三世界=不属于这两个阵营的国家，令人震惊的是，许多新成立的前殖民地国家在去殖民化后倒向了第三世界。所以第一世界，第二世界和第三世界与一个国家的生活水平没有关系。
Ree69240
Are you stupid or sarcastic How tf is sweden and norway 3rd world countries
你是傻还是讽刺？瑞典和挪威是第三世界国家？
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Are you stupid or sarcastic How tf is sweden and norway 3rd world countries
你是傻还是讽刺？瑞典和挪威是第三世界国家？
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BillNyeTheElonGuy
They were neutral in the Cold War
他们在冷战中保持中立。
They were neutral in the Cold War
他们在冷战中保持中立。
Krojun
If you insist
如果你坚持的话。
If you insist
如果你坚持的话。
BHWillis
Technically, like, THE first world country
严格来说，它是第一世界国家。
Technically, like, THE first world country
严格来说，它是第一世界国家。
JohnTGamer
Meanwhile Latin Americans in the back
拉丁美洲人排在后面。
Meanwhile Latin Americans in the back
拉丁美洲人排在后面。
SherlockChrome
I have the one and only best reason to live in Romania. Sarmale
这是我住在罗马尼亚唯一最好的理由。
I have the one and only best reason to live in Romania. Sarmale
这是我住在罗马尼亚唯一最好的理由。
NoRules_Bear
Basically the majority of people who talk on the internet. More specifically on topics country and family xD
基本上大多数在网上聊天的人都是这样。特别是关于国家和家庭的话题。哈哈。
Basically the majority of people who talk on the internet. More specifically on topics country and family xD
基本上大多数在网上聊天的人都是这样。特别是关于国家和家庭的话题。哈哈。
LavenderDay3544
This is hiw I feel about my original home state of New Jersey. It's a shithole but it's my shithole.
这就是我对我的家乡新泽西州的感觉。这是个粪坑，但这是我的粪坑。
This is hiw I feel about my original home state of New Jersey. It's a shithole but it's my shithole.
这就是我对我的家乡新泽西州的感觉。这是个粪坑，但这是我的粪坑。
Lion_Pancakes
This is the legit American Identity. Fuck the government. After you can start fu- nevermind
这就是美国人的特征。艹政府。当你可以开始艹的时候，还是算了吧。
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This is the legit American Identity. Fuck the government. After you can start fu- nevermind
这就是美国人的特征。艹政府。当你可以开始艹的时候，还是算了吧。
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W_I_T_H_E_R
But britain owns a quarter of the country i live in
但英国拥有我居住的国家的四分之一。
But britain owns a quarter of the country i live in
但英国拥有我居住的国家的四分之一。
Elite_Ludanus
why is Thomas the tank engine staring at me from below the desk
为什么托马斯火车在桌子下面盯着我。
why is Thomas the tank engine staring at me from below the desk
为什么托马斯火车在桌子下面盯着我。
propro91
I hate my country but that does not give you the right to hate my country
我恨我的国家，但这并不意味着你们有权恨我的国家。
I hate my country but that does not give you the right to hate my country
我恨我的国家，但这并不意味着你们有权恨我的国家。
selkiesidhe
Yeah but they're usually right
是的，但他们通常是对的。
Yeah but they're usually right
是的，但他们通常是对的。
ChimeraWardenT
that's the wrong flag
旗子错了。
that's the wrong flag
旗子错了。
Puzzled-Ad3127
“You think it’s bad here Well you better get a plane ticket to Europe!” Says me after anybody says they hate America
“你觉得这里很糟糕吗? 那你最好买张去欧洲的机票!”在所有人都说讨厌美国之后，我是这么说的。
“You think it’s bad here Well you better get a plane ticket to Europe!” Says me after anybody says they hate America
“你觉得这里很糟糕吗? 那你最好买张去欧洲的机票!”在所有人都说讨厌美国之后，我是这么说的。
SBTELS
Yeah some of the socialistic ideals that Europeans talk about makes Hillary look like a Alabama redneck
是的，欧洲人谈论的一些社会主义理想，让希拉里看起来像一个阿拉巴马州的乡巴佬。
Yeah some of the socialistic ideals that Europeans talk about makes Hillary look like a Alabama redneck
是的，欧洲人谈论的一些社会主义理想，让希拉里看起来像一个阿拉巴马州的乡巴佬。
jwillisz
Might be me
或许我也是。
Might be me
或许我也是。
JustcallmeShades
This is painfully accurate.
真是准确的让人心痛。
This is painfully accurate.
真是准确的让人心痛。
diversifyurlife
Europeans HA AMERICA IS SO SHITTY America want to talk about the short shortcomings of your country Europeans Yall got any of them Visas
欧洲人，哈，美国是如此的糟糕，以至于美国人想要谈论你们国家的短处，欧洲人，你给他们发签证吗？
Europeans HA AMERICA IS SO SHITTY America want to talk about the short shortcomings of your country Europeans Yall got any of them Visas
欧洲人，哈，美国是如此的糟糕，以至于美国人想要谈论你们国家的短处，欧洲人，你给他们发签证吗？
Sea_Ad1744
Everyone, please stand. GOD BLESS AMERICA, LAND OF… MERICA… and so forth and so on.
每个人，请站起来。上帝保佑美国，美国的……土地，以及诸如此类。
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Everyone, please stand. GOD BLESS AMERICA, LAND OF… MERICA… and so forth and so on.
每个人，请站起来。上帝保佑美国，美国的……土地，以及诸如此类。
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AamirShiekh10
didn’t know you had such a huge shithole
我还不知道你有个这么大的粪坑。
didn’t know you had such a huge shithole
我还不知道你有个这么大的粪坑。
RanibowSprimkle04
When they try to say their food good but it literally looks like a 4 year old made it
当他们拼命说他们的食物很好吃，但实际上看起来像是4岁孩子做的。
When they try to say their food good but it literally looks like a 4 year old made it
当他们拼命说他们的食物很好吃，但实际上看起来像是4岁孩子做的。
BadBanana99
Europe is a whole continent, you can’t just say all food in it is the same
欧洲是整整一个大陆，你不能说那里所有的食物都是一样的。
Europe is a whole continent, you can’t just say all food in it is the same
欧洲是整整一个大陆，你不能说那里所有的食物都是一样的。
Pedroman232
Dont forget who created you
别忘了你们国家是谁造的。
Dont forget who created you
别忘了你们国家是谁造的。
Successful_Fig_9527
So ass we had to revolt
所以我们必须反抗。
So ass we had to revolt
所以我们必须反抗。
Pedroman232
I was talking about france lol
我说的是法国，哈哈。
I was talking about france lol
我说的是法国，哈哈。
Successful_Fig_9527
That’s right the French made America
没错，是法国造就了美国。
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That’s right the French made America
没错，是法国造就了美国。
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Pedroman232
Without the french queen Liz would own you right now
如果没有法国人，伊丽莎白女王现在还是你们的主人。
Without the french queen Liz would own you right now
如果没有法国人，伊丽莎白女王现在还是你们的主人。
Successful_Fig_9527
I don’t doubt it but your phrasing made it sound like the French made America
我不怀疑这一点，但你的措辞听起来像是法国人创造了美国。
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I don’t doubt it but your phrasing made it sound like the French made America
我不怀疑这一点，但你的措辞听起来像是法国人创造了美国。
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SlidePaste
Laughs in healthcare, metric system, social laws, decent government (mostly) and school system.
对着你们的医疗保健、公制体系、社会法律、正派的政府(主要是)和学校体系哈哈大笑。
Laughs in healthcare, metric system, social laws, decent government (mostly) and school system.
对着你们的医疗保健、公制体系、社会法律、正派的政府(主要是)和学校体系哈哈大笑。
propro91
Laughs in free public bathrooms, imperial system, laws.decent government(that makes stupid laws sometimes) and school system (American universities are ranked some of the best in the world
对着我们的公共厕所、帝国主义制度、法律、正派的政府(有时会制定愚蠢的法律)和学校制度(美国大学在世界上名列前茅）哈哈大笑。
Laughs in free public bathrooms, imperial system, laws.decent government(that makes stupid laws sometimes) and school system (American universities are ranked some of the best in the world
对着我们的公共厕所、帝国主义制度、法律、正派的政府(有时会制定愚蠢的法律)和学校制度(美国大学在世界上名列前茅）哈哈大笑。
AdmiralGroot
Isn‘t the real problem of the american education system not the quality of the education you get (I don‘t doubt that you have some pretty good universities) but the money you have to pay to receive that type of education
美国教育体系的真正问题不在于你们所接受的教育的质量(我不怀疑你们有一些很好的大学)，而在于你们接受那种教育所必须支付的钱。
Isn‘t the real problem of the american education system not the quality of the education you get (I don‘t doubt that you have some pretty good universities) but the money you have to pay to receive that type of education
美国教育体系的真正问题不在于你们所接受的教育的质量(我不怀疑你们有一些很好的大学)，而在于你们接受那种教育所必须支付的钱。
propro91
thats true but America is one of if not the most captilist country in the world other e gonna charge you a lot of money for certain things
确实，但美国是世界上最资本主义的国家之一，甚至没有之一，而其他国家会在某些事情上向你收很多钱。
thats true but America is one of if not the most captilist country in the world other e gonna charge you a lot of money for certain things
确实，但美国是世界上最资本主义的国家之一，甚至没有之一，而其他国家会在某些事情上向你收很多钱。
AdmiralGroot
I don‘t doubt that. The problem with the expensive things in America (health care and education) is just how important they are. (I am not from the USA so feel free to correct me if I am wrong). Plus at least in my country I would not know about anything as expensive and essential as the education in the USA (I am from Germany)
我对此并不怀疑。美国昂贵的东西(医疗保健和教育)的问题在于它们有多重要。(我不是来自美国，所以如果我错了，请随时纠正我)。另外，至少在我的国家，我不知道有什么东西像美国教育这样昂贵和必要(我来自德国)。
I don‘t doubt that. The problem with the expensive things in America (health care and education) is just how important they are. (I am not from the USA so feel free to correct me if I am wrong). Plus at least in my country I would not know about anything as expensive and essential as the education in the USA (I am from Germany)
我对此并不怀疑。美国昂贵的东西(医疗保健和教育)的问题在于它们有多重要。(我不是来自美国，所以如果我错了，请随时纠正我)。另外，至少在我的国家，我不知道有什么东西像美国教育这样昂贵和必要(我来自德国)。
Andrew_Krak
Yay for #1 in disposable income
是啊，因为我们可支配收入名列第一。
Yay for #1 in disposable income
是啊，因为我们可支配收入名列第一。
DaAveragePoTaTo
In the immortal words of the exploited fuck the u.s.a, fuck the u.s.
用被剥削者永恒不变的话来说：草拟吗美国，草拟吗美国。
In the immortal words of the exploited fuck the u.s.a, fuck the u.s.
用被剥削者永恒不变的话来说：草拟吗美国，草拟吗美国。
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