25岁干什么就太晚了？
正文翻译
What is 25 years too old for?
25岁干什么就太晚了？
What is 25 years too old for?
25岁干什么就太晚了？
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BenZonne
Sleeping in the car and waking up in your bed. :(
在车里睡着，醒来的时候已经在床上了。:(
Sleeping in the car and waking up in your bed. :(
在车里睡着，醒来的时候已经在床上了。:(
themaxcharacterlimit
It took me a minute to process that this does not mean you passed out drunk in your car while driving and then woke up at home afterwards
我花了一分钟的时间才明白过来，意思不是你在车里喝醉了然后醒来已经在家了
It took me a minute to process that this does not mean you passed out drunk in your car while driving and then woke up at home afterwards
我花了一分钟的时间才明白过来，意思不是你在车里喝醉了然后醒来已经在家了
SnooDoodles8088
This hit me alot harder than it should have
这句话把我刀得比我想象得还要严重。
This hit me alot harder than it should have
这句话把我刀得比我想象得还要严重。
ThaliaVision
My parents decided that 5 was too old for that.
我父母觉得5岁就够了。
My parents decided that 5 was too old for that.
我父母觉得5岁就够了。
omeedohmy
lack of accountability.
缺乏负责任的能力。
lack of accountability.
缺乏负责任的能力。
dan_jeffers
Looking down on stuff you liked as a teen because you're too old for it.
不喜欢你青少年时喜欢过的那些东西，因为你已经年纪太大了。
Looking down on stuff you liked as a teen because you're too old for it.
不喜欢你青少年时喜欢过的那些东西，因为你已经年纪太大了。
LeonidasSpacemanMD
I think that age 19-20ish was when I realized how dumb it was to be embarrassed about hobbies and interests
我记得我大概是在十九二十岁的时候，突然意识到对自己的兴趣和爱好感到害羞是一件多么愚蠢的事。
I think that age 19-20ish was when I realized how dumb it was to be embarrassed about hobbies and interests
我记得我大概是在十九二十岁的时候，突然意识到对自己的兴趣和爱好感到害羞是一件多么愚蠢的事。
n8mo
Yeah, I'm in my early 20s now and I've stopped letting 16-year-old-me's opinions inform me as to what is and isn't cool.
没错，我现在刚二十多岁，但我已经不会再让16岁的我来告诉我什么酷什么不酷了。
Yeah, I'm in my early 20s now and I've stopped letting 16-year-old-me's opinions inform me as to what is and isn't cool.
没错，我现在刚二十多岁，但我已经不会再让16岁的我来告诉我什么酷什么不酷了。
Fortnite is fun and my younger self can't convince me otherwise.
堡垒之夜就是好玩，年轻的我再怎么说也没用。
堡垒之夜就是好玩，年轻的我再怎么说也没用。
LeonidasSpacemanMD
I still remember being embarrassed to be seen out with my parents in high school
我还记得自己在上高中的时候，会因为和父母一起出去玩被别的同学看见而感到尴尬。
I still remember being embarrassed to be seen out with my parents in high school
我还记得自己在上高中的时候，会因为和父母一起出去玩被别的同学看见而感到尴尬。
Then I got to college and realized I absolutely love going to a movie and then grabbing some late night diner food with my dad. He’s the man and I was lame for not wanting to hang out with him more
等我上大学之后，我才意识到我实在是太喜欢跟我爸一起去看场电影，然后再吃点宵夜了。他就是有意思，我真是瞎了，竟然之前不想跟他一起出去玩。
等我上大学之后，我才意识到我实在是太喜欢跟我爸一起去看场电影，然后再吃点宵夜了。他就是有意思，我真是瞎了，竟然之前不想跟他一起出去玩。
PralineCommercial495
Not being able to do basic chores yourself and relying at parents/partners to do them for you.
没有办法自己做最最基础的那些家务活，并且要依赖家长或伴侣来替你做。
Not being able to do basic chores yourself and relying at parents/partners to do them for you.
没有办法自己做最最基础的那些家务活，并且要依赖家长或伴侣来替你做。
MysticalSylph
I'm 30 and sadly was so pampered and taken care of until like 23, even after moving out from my dad's at 18, that I'm still learning new basic things. In fact just earlier today my sister was over and showed me the proper way to sweep.
我今年30岁，因为直到23岁为止我都被很好地照顾呵护着，即便是18岁从爸爸家里搬出来之后，我仍然每天都在学会新的东西。事实上就在今天早些时候，我姐姐过来看望我的时候还告诉了我怎么正确地扫地。
I'm 30 and sadly was so pampered and taken care of until like 23, even after moving out from my dad's at 18, that I'm still learning new basic things. In fact just earlier today my sister was over and showed me the proper way to sweep.
我今年30岁，因为直到23岁为止我都被很好地照顾呵护着，即便是18岁从爸爸家里搬出来之后，我仍然每天都在学会新的东西。事实上就在今天早些时候，我姐姐过来看望我的时候还告诉了我怎么正确地扫地。
I always use it as a cautionary tale for others to make sure they learn and teach their kids! It's a nice sentiment to want to take care of them but there has to be a line.
我一直用自己的经历当做反面教材来告诉别人，一定要确保他们自己也学会这些生活常识，并且教给他们的孩子们！想要照顾好他们的生活本身是好的，但要有个度。
我一直用自己的经历当做反面教材来告诉别人，一定要确保他们自己也学会这些生活常识，并且教给他们的孩子们！想要照顾好他们的生活本身是好的，但要有个度。
StrawberryAqua
That’s called developmental neglect, and the second worst part of it is that you don’t know what you don’t know. The worst part is when your parents expect you to know how to do things they never taught you.
这就是所谓的成长性忽视，关于这种现象第二糟的一点就在于你不知道什么东西是你不知道的。而最糟糕的一点就是，你的家长会希望你知道该怎么做，即便那些事他们从来都没教过你。（译注：“这还用人教吗？”）
That’s called developmental neglect, and the second worst part of it is that you don’t know what you don’t know. The worst part is when your parents expect you to know how to do things they never taught you.
这就是所谓的成长性忽视，关于这种现象第二糟的一点就在于你不知道什么东西是你不知道的。而最糟糕的一点就是，你的家长会希望你知道该怎么做，即便那些事他们从来都没教过你。（译注：“这还用人教吗？”）
Sedowa
Which brings up an important point: you should never assume someone had a choice in their ignorance. Sometimes people just don't know shit for one reason or another and it's far more productive to give them a chance to learn it rather than lambast them for not knowing.
非常重要的一点：你永远也不应当假设某人是主动选择了无知。有时候他们处于这样那样的原因就是不知道，你给他们一个机会去教会他们，要比嘲讽他们什么也不懂更有建设性。
Which brings up an important point: you should never assume someone had a choice in their ignorance. Sometimes people just don't know shit for one reason or another and it's far more productive to give them a chance to learn it rather than lambast them for not knowing.
非常重要的一点：你永远也不应当假设某人是主动选择了无知。有时候他们处于这样那样的原因就是不知道，你给他们一个机会去教会他们，要比嘲讽他们什么也不懂更有建设性。
shawnaeatscats
The swing with the leg holes at the park :(
公园里那些有可以把腿放进去的洞的秋千:(
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The swing with the leg holes at the park :(
公园里那些有可以把腿放进去的洞的秋千:(
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dandroid126
Wholesome
My friend did this when he was 17. Got stuck and the fire department had to come to get him out. The best part was because he was a minor, they made him call his dad to come pick him up.
我朋友17岁那年试过。结果被卡住了，叫了消防员过来把他弄出来。最搞笑的是因为他当时还没成年，消防员让他给他爸打电话来接他。
Wholesome
My friend did this when he was 17. Got stuck and the fire department had to come to get him out. The best part was because he was a minor, they made him call his dad to come pick him up.
我朋友17岁那年试过。结果被卡住了，叫了消防员过来把他弄出来。最搞笑的是因为他当时还没成年，消防员让他给他爸打电话来接他。
This was many years ago, but I like to remind him as much as possible.
那是很多年前的事了，但我还是经常在他面前提。
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那是很多年前的事了，但我还是经常在他面前提。
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Garaquarubyline
I did this when I was 12 thinking it was funny. I still don't remember how I got out.
我12岁的时候也试过，觉得挺有意思。现在我也不记得自己当时是怎么出来的。
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I did this when I was 12 thinking it was funny. I still don't remember how I got out.
我12岁的时候也试过，觉得挺有意思。现在我也不记得自己当时是怎么出来的。
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Shrimp-Heaven-Why
You’re still in the swing and you need to wake up
你还卡在秋千里呢，快醒醒
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You’re still in the swing and you need to wake up
你还卡在秋千里呢，快醒醒
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Electrical_Soft3468
Not cleaning up after yourself.
自己做的事自己不收拾好。
Not cleaning up after yourself.
自己做的事自己不收拾好。
mox44ah
We had a 25 year old house guest last summer. One night he walks into the living room and goes, "Sorry guys I clogged the toilet upstairs." We thought it was weird that he brought it to our attention so we laughed it off and just assumed he took care of it. Nope! We walk upstairs an hour later to find the toilet filled to the brim with shit water. When I confronted him about it he goes, "Oh, well, where I grew up somebody else would always take care of that for you." (I later found out the kid grew up extremely wealthy and would just tell the maids/housekeepers to clean up his shit clogged toilets)
去年夏天有个25岁的男的来我家做客。有一天晚上他走进客厅跟我们说，“不好意思啊各位我把楼上洗手间堵了。”我们觉得他特意说一句这件事挺怪的，所以笑一笑就过去了，以为他都收拾好了。没！我们一个小时走上楼，才发现马桶里的屎汤子已经漫到边上了。我跟他对质的时候，他说，“噢，有一说一，我长大的地方总是会有人帮你把这种事情处理好的。”（我后来才发现那孩子是在极端富裕的家境长大的，所以可以直接跟女仆或者家政员说去把堵了的厕所弄干净。）
We had a 25 year old house guest last summer. One night he walks into the living room and goes, "Sorry guys I clogged the toilet upstairs." We thought it was weird that he brought it to our attention so we laughed it off and just assumed he took care of it. Nope! We walk upstairs an hour later to find the toilet filled to the brim with shit water. When I confronted him about it he goes, "Oh, well, where I grew up somebody else would always take care of that for you." (I later found out the kid grew up extremely wealthy and would just tell the maids/housekeepers to clean up his shit clogged toilets)
去年夏天有个25岁的男的来我家做客。有一天晚上他走进客厅跟我们说，“不好意思啊各位我把楼上洗手间堵了。”我们觉得他特意说一句这件事挺怪的，所以笑一笑就过去了，以为他都收拾好了。没！我们一个小时走上楼，才发现马桶里的屎汤子已经漫到边上了。我跟他对质的时候，他说，“噢，有一说一，我长大的地方总是会有人帮你把这种事情处理好的。”（我后来才发现那孩子是在极端富裕的家境长大的，所以可以直接跟女仆或者家政员说去把堵了的厕所弄干净。）
besee2000
My 3 yr olds favorite phrase with weaponized incompetence is “I’m too small!” I asked you to pull up your undies and pants. No dude, that’s not how it works. I fear he will never actually outgrow that excuse.
我家三岁孩子最喜欢把无知当做武器来用的一句话就是，“我太小啦！”我只是让你把内裤和裤子提起来。不行宝贝，你这样是不管用的。我感觉他可能永远也不会从这种借口中走出来。
My 3 yr olds favorite phrase with weaponized incompetence is “I’m too small!” I asked you to pull up your undies and pants. No dude, that’s not how it works. I fear he will never actually outgrow that excuse.
我家三岁孩子最喜欢把无知当做武器来用的一句话就是，“我太小啦！”我只是让你把内裤和裤子提起来。不行宝贝，你这样是不管用的。我感觉他可能永远也不会从这种借口中走出来。
thisisjustabitweird
"Well, you're too small for cookies then."
“行吧，那看来你嘴巴也太小了，吃不了小饼干了。”
"Well, you're too small for cookies then."
“行吧，那看来你嘴巴也太小了，吃不了小饼干了。”
Dammit mother, you have outfoxed me once again.
他喵的，妈妈你可真是道高一尺魔高一尺二啊。
他喵的，妈妈你可真是道高一尺魔高一尺二啊。
Difficult_Box_2825
Too young to die. And too old to eat off the kids menu. What a stupid age.
这个年龄死了太年轻，但活着去吃儿童餐又太老。真是个愚蠢的年纪。
Too young to die. And too old to eat off the kids menu. What a stupid age.
这个年龄死了太年轻，但活着去吃儿童餐又太老。真是个愚蠢的年纪。
Infamous-Arm3955
Learning that actions have consequences. You can’t just undo things or backpedal your way through life.
要学会自己的行为会产生结果。你不能把做过的事情抹消掉，在人生的路上一路开倒车。
Learning that actions have consequences. You can’t just undo things or backpedal your way through life.
要学会自己的行为会产生结果。你不能把做过的事情抹消掉，在人生的路上一路开倒车。
holaxamigo
Regretting them won't help either. Instead of dwelling over the past one should use that past as fuel for the future. What you once did wrong shouldn't be repeated and instead, do the right thing instead.
后悔自己做过的事也没用。你不应该沉溺于过去，而是应该用过去作为未来的燃料。你曾经做错过的事不应该重复，你应该去做正确的事。
Regretting them won't help either. Instead of dwelling over the past one should use that past as fuel for the future. What you once did wrong shouldn't be repeated and instead, do the right thing instead.
后悔自己做过的事也没用。你不应该沉溺于过去，而是应该用过去作为未来的燃料。你曾经做错过的事不应该重复，你应该去做正确的事。
Merry_Pippins
Worrying what other people think.
担心其他人在想什么。
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Worrying what other people think.
担心其他人在想什么。
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It was such a great day when I realized I didn't have to keep seeking ambiguous approval from random people. Sure, there's people whose opinions I value, but as for the general public, I don't have to try and appease some "norms" and I can relax into being myself.
当我意识到我真的不需要一直去寻求陌生人的认可的时候，那一天真的太棒了。确实，有些人的意见我很看重，但是对于大众来说，我实在没必要去遵守某种“道德规范”，做自己就好了。
当我意识到我真的不需要一直去寻求陌生人的认可的时候，那一天真的太棒了。确实，有些人的意见我很看重，但是对于大众来说，我实在没必要去遵守某种“道德规范”，做自己就好了。
catsgonewiild
People are inherently selfish. Not in a malicious way, people just care about themselves more than they care about what you’re doing, unless they’re your parent or significant other or close friend.
人们都是天生自私的。不是坏的那种，人们只不过是比起在意你做的事情更在意你自己而已。除非那些人是你的家长，另一半，或是亲密的朋友。
People are inherently selfish. Not in a malicious way, people just care about themselves more than they care about what you’re doing, unless they’re your parent or significant other or close friend.
人们都是天生自私的。不是坏的那种，人们只不过是比起在意你做的事情更在意你自己而已。除非那些人是你的家长，另一半，或是亲密的朋友。
Even if I see someone doing something weird in public (and I live in a place with a lot of people with untreated mental illness/addiction, so I mean weird like screaming nonsense at the sky), I will think about them for like, a minute, tops. Mostly just hoping they’re okay and checking my own safety in relation to them. And then I move on, and probably don’t think about them again. (This sounds callous, but there really isn’t anything I can do)
就算我在公共场合看见有人做出奇怪的举止（我住的地方可有不少人都多少有点没有被治疗的心理疾病或是药物成瘾，所以我说的怪是比如说对着天空大喊些不着边际的话之类的事），他们可能会在我的脑子里转悠，大概，顶多一分钟。基本上也只是希望人没事儿，然后看看我自己安不安全而已。然后我就接着走了，可能再也不会想他们了。（可能听起来很冷漠，但我真的没啥可以帮忙的。）
就算我在公共场合看见有人做出奇怪的举止（我住的地方可有不少人都多少有点没有被治疗的心理疾病或是药物成瘾，所以我说的怪是比如说对着天空大喊些不着边际的话之类的事），他们可能会在我的脑子里转悠，大概，顶多一分钟。基本上也只是希望人没事儿，然后看看我自己安不安全而已。然后我就接着走了，可能再也不会想他们了。（可能听起来很冷漠，但我真的没啥可以帮忙的。）
So someone who sees you in public, presumably acting in a way that doesn’t draw tons of attention to you? 5 seconds and then they’re moving on with their day. People just don’t have the time or capacity or will to care about what random strangers are doing, minding their own business.
所以如果有人看见你在公共场合，做了一些并不至于把所有人的注意力都集中到你身上的事？顶多五秒钟，然后他们就该干什么干什么去了。人们根本没有时间、精力或是意愿去在乎街上的陌生人在做什么，都在做自己的事。
所以如果有人看见你在公共场合，做了一些并不至于把所有人的注意力都集中到你身上的事？顶多五秒钟，然后他们就该干什么干什么去了。人们根本没有时间、精力或是意愿去在乎街上的陌生人在做什么，都在做自己的事。
Professional-Yak4361
Screaming "I'M DOOOONE" when on the toilet.
拉完屎大喊“我拉完啦——！”
Screaming "I'M DOOOONE" when on the toilet.
拉完屎大喊“我拉完啦——！”
TattleTits
COME WIPE MY BUTT
“来擦我的屁屁！”
COME WIPE MY BUTT
“来擦我的屁屁！”
hummerfrost
15 years old
干15岁的
15 years old
干15岁的
Clearmie
whoop whoop thats the sound of the police
那可太刑了
whoop whoop thats the sound of the police
那可太刑了
hiphipjorge2323
Committing petty crimes. 25 is just about the age where what I call The Newspaper Effect starts to set in. If you read "Local man, 24, arrested for (insert petty crime)" you think he's just a kid. If you read the same thing about someone 25+ you assume they're a piece of trash that won't get their life together.
犯轻罪。25岁正好就是我所谓的“报纸效应”开始起作用的时间点。如果你在报纸上读到，“当地男性，24岁，因为（某种轻罪）被逮捕”，你会觉得他只是个孩子。但如果你读到同样的事情发生在25岁以上的人身上，你就会认为他是个连自己的日子都过不明白的垃圾。
Committing petty crimes. 25 is just about the age where what I call The Newspaper Effect starts to set in. If you read "Local man, 24, arrested for (insert petty crime)" you think he's just a kid. If you read the same thing about someone 25+ you assume they're a piece of trash that won't get their life together.
犯轻罪。25岁正好就是我所谓的“报纸效应”开始起作用的时间点。如果你在报纸上读到，“当地男性，24岁，因为（某种轻罪）被逮捕”，你会觉得他只是个孩子。但如果你读到同样的事情发生在25岁以上的人身上，你就会认为他是个连自己的日子都过不明白的垃圾。
buttered_cat
yeah, at that point I'm wondering where their ambition is. Like, grow up and rob a fucking bank or something, none of this piddly shit.
没错，到这个年龄我就该想他们的人生抱负到底是什么了。赶紧长大吧，最起码也他妈抢个银行之类的吧，别再干这种小偷小摸了。
yeah, at that point I'm wondering where their ambition is. Like, grow up and rob a fucking bank or something, none of this piddly shit.
没错，到这个年龄我就该想他们的人生抱负到底是什么了。赶紧长大吧，最起码也他妈抢个银行之类的吧，别再干这种小偷小摸了。
xDxRockx
Yeah, the rookie crimes stop at 24. 25 is where the real shit begins.
没错，新手的犯罪止于24岁。25岁就要开始正经搞事情了。
Yeah, the rookie crimes stop at 24. 25 is where the real shit begins.
没错，新手的犯罪止于24岁。25岁就要开始正经搞事情了。
Waterstealer
<25 is for casual crimes, 25< is for ranked competitive crimes
25岁以下犯罪是休闲匹配，25岁以上犯罪是天梯排位
<25 is for casual crimes, 25< is for ranked competitive crimes
25岁以下犯罪是休闲匹配，25岁以上犯罪是天梯排位
Inside_Speaker3166
Imo, because it turned into an addiction. I'm gonna say drinking everyday/ too much partying. Cool it down before it's too late
在我个人看来，因为这对我来说已经变成一种瘾了所以我得说每天都喝酒，以及开太多的派对。赶紧冷静下来吧，不然就太晚了。
Imo, because it turned into an addiction. I'm gonna say drinking everyday/ too much partying. Cool it down before it's too late
在我个人看来，因为这对我来说已经变成一种瘾了所以我得说每天都喝酒，以及开太多的派对。赶紧冷静下来吧，不然就太晚了。
Comfortable_Pin_5485
Just here to make sure nobody says video games
过来看看有没有人说电子游戏。
Just here to make sure nobody says video games
过来看看有没有人说电子游戏。
ESCMalfunction
25 is too old to be making fun of people for their hobbies so long as they’re legal and ethical.
25岁就不该再去笑话别人的爱好了，只要这些爱好都是合法并且守规矩的。
25 is too old to be making fun of people for their hobbies so long as they’re legal and ethical.
25岁就不该再去笑话别人的爱好了，只要这些爱好都是合法并且守规矩的。
Comfortable_Pin_5485
Literally. I’m a manager at GameStop and had a guy come in my store talking shit about how he’s too old to play video games and outgrew them a long time ago and that it’s childish (he was probably mid 20’s). And I’m just like …. Okay buddy so what are you doing here
太对了。我是一家游戏驿站的经理，有一天有个男的来我店里胡诌八扯，说自己已经长大了，不是玩电子游戏的年龄了，早就成长到没必要再玩这些东西了，实在是幼稚（他好像也就二十五六），我当时就想……行吧哥们那你来这是干嘛的？
Literally. I’m a manager at GameStop and had a guy come in my store talking shit about how he’s too old to play video games and outgrew them a long time ago and that it’s childish (he was probably mid 20’s). And I’m just like …. Okay buddy so what are you doing here
太对了。我是一家游戏驿站的经理，有一天有个男的来我店里胡诌八扯，说自己已经长大了，不是玩电子游戏的年龄了，早就成长到没必要再玩这些东西了，实在是幼稚（他好像也就二十五六），我当时就想……行吧哥们那你来这是干嘛的？
ShellVillage
Leonardo Dicaprio
干小李子（译注：小李子之前处过的没有超过25岁的）
Leonardo Dicaprio
干小李子（译注：小李子之前处过的没有超过25岁的）
blackpony04
Not at all true, he's currently dating Gigi Hadid who's 27.
也不完全对，他现在约的吉吉·哈迪德就已经27了。
Not at all true, he's currently dating Gigi Hadid who's 27.
也不完全对，他现在约的吉吉·哈迪德就已经27了。
Even Leo had to make an adjustment for inflation.
就连小李子都得适应通货膨胀啊。
就连小李子都得适应通货膨胀啊。
MadCapHorse
Not knowing how to do basic life maintenance/house upkeep. No excuses not knowing how to do your laundry and have at least a few basic meal recipes you can make for yourself. I understand even financially some people still need to live with their parents at 25, but not knowing how to keep yourself maintained and contribute to your family on basic cleaning and cooking tasks is not acceptable.
不知道怎么做最基本的家务活。如果你不知道怎么自己洗衣服，怎么给自己做一些最基本的菜，那你不应该找任何借口。我理解有些人因为家境不得不在25岁仍然和自己的父母住在一起，但是不知道怎么照顾好自己，在打扫卫生和做饭这些方面给家庭做一点贡献，这根本就不能接受。
Not knowing how to do basic life maintenance/house upkeep. No excuses not knowing how to do your laundry and have at least a few basic meal recipes you can make for yourself. I understand even financially some people still need to live with their parents at 25, but not knowing how to keep yourself maintained and contribute to your family on basic cleaning and cooking tasks is not acceptable.
不知道怎么做最基本的家务活。如果你不知道怎么自己洗衣服，怎么给自己做一些最基本的菜，那你不应该找任何借口。我理解有些人因为家境不得不在25岁仍然和自己的父母住在一起，但是不知道怎么照顾好自己，在打扫卫生和做饭这些方面给家庭做一点贡献，这根本就不能接受。
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