如果你死后可以转生为各种动物(除了人),你想要成为哪种?
2022-01-10 cnbsmt 8793
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If you could be reincarnated after your death as any animal(besides human) what would you be?

如果你死后可以转生为各种动物(除了人),你想要成为哪种?

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Demonancer
Can I be a dragon

我能变成龙吗?

koolbrobye
plot twist: you'll be a komodo dragon

情节转折:你变成了科莫多龙

DependantExistance
Still cool.

还是很酷啊。

Gluten_Free_Pancakes
Komodo dragons are real

科莫多龙是真实的

nouille07
First thing I thought too, just be big, eat a lot and nap. And flying when I feel like it

我第一时间想的也是龙,块头大、吃得多吃饱就睡,想飞的时候就飞。

grvdz
Please my dream animal

龙是我的梦想中的动物

StabityStabStab
It doesn't specify that said animal must be real so have a go my friend!

它并没有明确说必须得是现实中的动物,所以上吧,我的朋友!

Funny_Courage4578
A cat in a good home with a huge garden.
Edit: having a human that is home most of the day so I could get a nice cuddle anytime I want. In winter a warm living room with a fire place to sleep in front of.

变成一只猫,住在有大花园的好房子。
有一个每天都在家的主人,只要我想他就随时可以抱着我。冬天有一个温暖的客厅,有一个壁炉可以让我在前面睡觉。

Im_just_bored69
Yes please, I'm jealous of my own cat is not healthy

是的,我非常嫉妒我的猫。

monja2009
I live at the beginning of a wooded area. My cats come and go as they want. They spend all day playing and hunting, then they come home to eat, get cuddles and sleep in front of the fireplace. I am envíous as well.

我住在一个树木繁茂的地区,我的猫随意漫步,它们整天都在玩耍和捕猎,然后回家吃饭,投入怀抱,在壁炉前睡觉。我也很羡慕它们。
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TemptCiderFan
I'd reincarnate as my own cat if I could. He's stupid, but he's absolutely living his best life. His biggest source of stress is if the wind from my open window blows my games room door closed and he has to meow at me to get up and open the door so he can claim his throne: My lap.

如果可以的话,我会转生成为我家的猫。它很笨,但绝对过着最好的生活。它最大的压力来源是,如果风吹进来把我游戏室的门吹关上,他必须对我喵喵叫,让我站起来打开门,这样它才能夺取他的宝座:我的大腿。

Elk_Man
But if you reincarnate as your own cat your owner would be dead, and you'd likely have to eat your own corpse to survive which would probably be traumatic.

但是如果你转生成为自己的猫,你的主人就死了,你可能得吃自己的尸体才能活下去,这可能会很痛苦。

TemptCiderFan
I would be delicious, and go to another happy home. (I've got family who loves cats)

我很美味的,然后去另一个幸福的家。(我家人都很喜欢猫)

haderacho
Have you seen those cat POV videos where they walk around buildings and backyards with a camera strapped onto their necks? It’s amazing and that’s reason enough. Not to mention they have 9 whole lives

你看过那些猫咪的POV视频吗?它们脖子上绑着摄像头,在房子和后院走来走去。这很神奇,这个理由就足够了。更别说它们有9条命。

eeejay268
Yes this! My cat is just living his best life!!

就是这个!我的猫过着最好的生活!!

ReindeerKind1993
And so you can shit in your enemies garden?

这样你就可以在你敌人的花园里拉屎了?
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wardening
my grandfather used to say when he died he wanted to be a cat in my mom's house (they're spoiled relentlessly)

我祖父过去常说,他死后想成为我妈妈家里的猫(它们被宠坏了)

mycatiscalledFrodo
Yep, a well loved,well fed house cat. Our kitten has just been spayed so her life is pretty sad for the next 10 days but after that she can do what she wants.

是的,一只深受喜爱,吃得好的家猫。我的小猫刚被阉了,所以接下来的10天它的生活相当悲伤,但在那之后,它可以做它想做的事。

migzard
Yes, cats seem to be the most relaxed creatures ever and I’m a little jealous sometimes seeing mine curl up in some cosy little spot for hours

是的,猫似乎是最悠闲的动物,有时看到我的猫在某个舒适的小地方蜷缩几个小时,我有点嫉妒。
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Whole-Pea1870
I also want this but my owner is Scarlett Johansson

我也想要成为猫,但我的主人是斯嘉丽·约翰逊

calbelle13
A raccoon, I love their grabby little hands and bandit masks.

浣熊,我喜欢它们贪婪的小手和强盗面具。

AtomicCoyote
And you can go stay in the forest and chill or live in the city eating people’s garbage. So much freedom.

你可以呆在森林里,或者住在城市里吃人们的垃圾。非常自由。

offballDgang
Trash Panda!

浣熊是垃圾熊猫!【浣熊爱翻垃圾桶】
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AffeMitWaffel42069
I am convinced that racoons are already plotting to overthrow us in secret little forest meetings, where they munch on our trash and grow stronger and more resilient...every day

我确信,浣熊已经在隐秘的小森林会议上密谋推翻我们了,在那里,它们吃我们的垃圾,每天都在变得更强壮,更有韧性……

SwimmerDependent8860
my favorite animal by far

浣熊是到目前为止我最喜欢的动物

Gluten_Free_Pancakes
Yeah they look like tiny trash eating burglars. Those Japanese racoon dogs (Tanuki) are so cute too.

是的,它们看起来像吃垃圾的小窃贼。那些日本貉也很可爱。

Blissful_Mango
Would be cool to be a trash panda

成为一只垃圾熊猫会很酷

whatthedogedoin
if you respawned in the south us you would just get shot

如果你在美国南方重生,你会被枪杀的

Sinner314
Pigeon so I can poop on people that just got their car washed

鸽子,这样我就可以在刚洗车的人身上拉屎

DaVinci6894
You’re evil

你好邪恶

GrillDealing
The truth is you can do that as a human, the consequences may be a bit different is all.

事实上,作为一个人,你也可以这么做,但结果可能会有点不同。

IDownvoteHornyBards2
Wait poop on their cars or on them?

等等,拉在车上还是拉在人身上?

Ruxini
Orca
Long life, high intelligence, language, extremely low mortality, social life, free time (Orcas seem to only spend 10% of their life hunting while devoting the rest to play and social interaction).

虎鲸。它的长寿命、高智商、有语言、死亡率极低、有社交生活、空闲时间(虎鲸似乎只花 10% 的时间来打猎,其余的时间用于玩耍和社交互动)。

Alt_FGualdino
Amazing choice, you guys always have amazing choices, like I was thinking everyone would be like cheetahs and lions but no one picked any of them yet

很棒的选择,你们的选择都很不错,我以为大家都会选猎豹和狮子之类的,但还没有人选它们。

Gaib_Itch
They're gorgeous, but that lifestyle is brutal

它们很漂亮,但那种生活方式太残酷了

InternationalDeer9
Yeah, exactly.. Might as well stay human if you want a brutal lifestyle

确实,如果你想要残酷的生活方式,还不如继续当人

Ruxini
Lions get eaten by hyenas sometimes and if you are a male lion you’ll get attacked routinely by other males who want to take over your pride.

狮子有时会被鬣狗吃掉,如果你是一只雄狮,其他想要接管你狮群的雄狮会经常攻击你。

Orion253
Same! Orcas are really cool, only sad thing is they can be absolute menaces to a lot of other animals lol

我也一样!虎鲸真的很酷,唯一可悲的是它们对许多动物来说是绝对的威胁,哈哈

Ruxini
The only animal in the world that can mess with Orcas are humans. Some Orcas literally kill great white sharks to eat their liver. And maybe one would think a battle between an orca and a great white would be epic but it is not. It is over in seconds.

世界上唯一能惹虎鲸的动物是人类。一些虎鲸真的会杀死大白鲨来吃它们的肝脏。也许有人会认为虎鲸和大白鲨之间的战斗会很激烈,然而不是,战斗很快就会结束。
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RavioliGale
According to Wikipedia Great Whites can smell the scent of the liver and will vacate the waters where orcas attacked them for years.

根据维基百科所言,大白鲨可以闻到肝脏的气味,并会离开虎鲸活动频繁的水域。

EmEmPeriwinkle
Well orca and dolphins do love torturing and raping seals. I guess it's what some people want?

虎鲸和海豚真的喜欢折磨和强奸海豹。我猜这就是某些人想要的吧?

showmeyourplantys
Excuse me? Raping?

不是吧?强奸?
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EmEmPeriwinkle
Yuppers. Lots of the higher intelligence animals experience sexual frustration in life and so resort to this.

是的。许多智力较高的动物在活中经历了性挫折后,会付诸于此。

CronozDK
But there's a risk of getting caught as a baby by some marine park people, who then force you to live in a small pool, doing shows for humans day in and day out until you're certifiable nuts.
But then I guess you could always chomp on some of the trainers to pass the time... :-(

但有些宝宝会被海洋公园的人抓住的风险,他们会强迫你住在一个小泳池里,日复一日地为人类表演,直到你成为疯子。
不过我猜你可以咬几训练师来打发时间……

Ruxini
absolutely. I'm not saying it is risk-free to be an orca. I'm just saying that if you want a happy life as an animal, your best bet is to be an orca.

确实。我不是说成为虎鲸没有风险。我只是想说,如果你想作为一种动物过上幸福的生活,最好的选择就是成为虎鲸。

CronozDK
You're right. If you can avoid humans, I think an orca is a pretty safe bet. I mean... who would mess with something that kills great white sharks, just to eat their livers

你说得对。如果能避开人类,我认为虎鲸是一个相当安全的选择。毕竟,谁会去惹那些杀了大白鲨就为了吃它们肝脏的东西呢。

ninjagabe90
you can also dive pretty deep and have yourself a little expedition down there

你也可以潜得很深,去那里进行一次小探险

Durham1988
Ok after some thought I'm going to stick with blue whale. First, they live a really long time- like 80 years. But during that time you probably have the lowest stress life possible. What does a blue whale have to worry about? Nothing. It's not even an effort to eat- just glide around slurping up krill. And nothing is going to mess with you. Result: time for pure meditation. Blue whales probably all achieve enlightenment by age 20. That means 60 years of blissful nirvana.

好吧,经过一番思考,我觉定成为蓝鲸。首先,它们的寿命很长——大概 80 岁。在这段时间里,你的生活压力可能是最小的。蓝鲸需要担心什么?什么都不必担心。甚至不需要为吃东西努力,只要四处游动吞食磷虾。而且没有什么敢惹你。结果:时间可以用来冥想。蓝鲸大概都在20岁的时候启蒙。这意味着60年的幸福天堂。

HUGE_PP_NOW
Don't let seaworld get you

不要让海洋世界抓到你

Metroidman
Would I still have Thalassophobia if I came back as an orca?

如果我以虎鲸的身份回归,我还会有海洋恐惧症吗?
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Ruxini
Since you are the most scary thing in the deep yourself you wouldn’t be afraid of shit. On a serious note I think it is quite likely that Orcas have some of the least developed sense of fear among mammals. Fear is just not very useful for a creature that has no enemies.

既然你自己就是最可怕的东西了,那你就不会害怕其他东西。严肃地说,我认为虎鲸的恐惧感可能是哺乳动物中最不发达的。恐惧对于一种没有敌人的生物来说没什么用。

Deadlyduckling123
Apex predator of the sea

海中的顶级掠食者
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ShadowLemon313
It was absolute mindblowing to see how orcas hunt, when their prey is on an ice shell or on land ...

当虎鲸的猎物在冰壳上或陆地上时,看到虎鲸是如何捕猎的,真是令人兴奋…
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Kindaspia
An Otter. They just look like they’re always having fun

成为一只水獭。 它们看起来总是很开心

Alt_FGualdino
That's because they are, nice choice

那是因为它们就是很开心,不错的选择

Stonkmaster-69
They’re also vicious af and bully other animals

它们也很恶毒,会欺负其他动物

Alt_FGualdino
Sounds like fun to me

在我看来这很有趣
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IamMyles
Well we eat a bunch of different animals, the ultimate form of bullying.

我们会吃很多不同的动物,这才是欺凌的终极形式。

cmicatfish
Not bullies, they are smaller then most and strike first. Just showing a sense of self preservation.

这不是欺凌,它们比大多数动物都小,然后会先出手攻击。这只是一种自我保护的意识。

wild-runner
I’ll be an otter too and we can hold our paws together while we sleep

我也会成为一只水獭,我们可以在睡觉的时候把爪子抱在一起

Rounder057
I think the otter is my spirit animal

我认为水獭是我理想中的动物

unopticmysticguy
Harpy Eagle, biggest and most dangerous eagle on earth, with a 2m wingspan and talons as long as a grizzly’s.

角雕,地球上最大、最危险的鹰,翼展达2米,爪子和灰熊的一样长。

XenoWoof
My favourite eagle. Love this choice too.

这是我最喜欢的鹰。我也喜欢这个选择。

Flatulent_Spatula
An eagle. So I could soar above the sky and into the heavens.

成为鹰,就可以翱翔在天空,进入天堂。

Tonyayyomi
Also no natural predator. Good choice

也没有天敌。好选择

MamboNumber5Guy
They do though. I've seen ravens beat the fuck out of eagles pretty regularly. They'll team up and take turns chasing them around biting at their tails. Hawks and owls will beat up on eagles too.

然而它们有天敌。我经常看到乌鸦打败老鹰。它们会组队,轮流追赶并咬老鹰的尾巴。隼和猫头鹰也能打败老鹰。

SoldierHawk
That doesn't make them natural predators. The other birds are just trying to get the predator away from their nests, not kill and eat them. Or they're trying to avoid being killed and eaten themselves.
They don't pick fights for no reason. Like, hyenas can kick a lion's ass too, but I sure wouldn't call them predators of lions.

这并不会让它们成为天敌。其他鸟类只是想让捕食者离开它们的巢穴,而不是杀死并吃掉。或者是努力避免自己被杀死并吃掉。它们不会无缘无故地战斗。就像鬣狗也会攻击狮子的屁股,但我肯定不会称它们为狮子的捕食者。
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Dutchillz
Aye, this is also my choice. An eagle. If possible, in a non extreme climate. Not too hot, not too cold. Just wanna fly around and hunt. Mostly fly around.

是的,这也是我的选择。一只鹰。如果可能的话,生活在非极端的气候里。不太热,也不太冷。只想飞来飞去打猎。主要是飞来飞去。
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happierinverted
Definitely a bird for me - Eagles are cool buddy I was thinking Albatross or Pelican. Just cruising over the ocean or along the beach all day would be sweet.

我绝对会选鸟,老鹰很酷,不过我在想信天翁或鹈鹕。整天在海上空或海滩上翱翔,很不错。

boones_farmer
Be a frigate bird, they can cruise around for *two months* before needing to land anywhere.

成为军舰鸟,它们可以在必须降落之前飞两个月。

OneObligation412
BECOME SEAGULL

成为海鸥

bluefairy268
I'd also want to be a seagull. I could hangout at Mc Donalds during the day and harass people.

我也想做一只海鸥。可以白天在麦当劳闲逛并骚扰人类。

Mrjohnwick786
Panda so I can be lazy all day and still be adorable

我选熊猫,这样就可以整天偷懒,而且还很可爱

Alt_FGualdino
Their cuteness is what saved their species

它们的可爱拯救了这个物种

ShadowLemon313
They are cute just to distract you from their ... malicious side. Pandas are cute ... but they can also be really dangerous

它们很可爱只是为了分散你对它们......恶意的一面。熊猫很可爱,但它们也可以很危险。

beaushaw
If you are into being lazy. I once read about a lizard (I think it was a lizard) that lived in the galapagos islands. It has no predators so it never has to worry about that.
This is how it spends it's day. In the morning it slowly walks down the beach and swims around eating algae. When it's belly is full it heads back to the beach. Unfortunately it is unable to digest the algae. So to solve this problem it has to lay on it's back on the beach in the sun. The sun warms up it's stomach and allows it stomach to digest the algae. After doing that for several hours, it goes for another swim to eat some more algae, then lays on the beach again.
This is a lifestyle I can get behind.

如果你是为了偷懒,我曾经读到过一篇文章,加拉帕戈斯群岛上生活着一种蜥蜴,它没有天敌,所以永远不用担心这点。
它如何渡过漫长的一天?早晨,它漫步在海滩上,不时游来游去吃海藻。当它的肚子吃饱了,它就会返回海滩。不幸的是,它无法消化藻类。为了解决这个问题,它必须躺在沙滩上嗮太阳。太阳温暖了它的胃,让它的胃消化藻类。这样几个小时后,它又游去吃更多的海藻,然后再躺在沙滩上。
这是一种我可以接受的生活方式。

Slightly_Default
Marine iguana?Definitely. They fit your descxtion perfectly.

海鬣蜥?确实。它们完全符合你的描述。

Mrjohnwick786
Dream life

梦想中的生活

LaughR01331
Probably a beaver

我可能会选海狸
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Alt_FGualdino
Why? So odd

为什么?好奇怪

LaughR01331
My butt will smell like vanilla, I can swim, and I can bite trees

这样我的屁股闻起来就像香草,我能游泳,我能咬树

monkeysatemybarf
Why are you making my Google beaver butts so early in the day?

你为什么让我在早上搜索海狸屁股?

LaughR01331
Because more people should know about the beaver’s anal glands and the vanilla scented (or was it flavored?) substance?

因为应该有更多的人知道海狸的肛门腺和香草味物质?

MyerShift
Thank you! Yes- and they can call it "natural flavouring" and not artificial because it's from an organic source! /Shudders

我谢谢你啊!是的——它们可以称之为“天然调味料”,不是人造的,因为其来源是有机物!颤栗中……

VOODOO69692001
How do you know there ass smells like vanilla?

你怎么知道它们的屁股闻起来像香草?

LaughR01331
Because at one time I wanted to see if there was an alternative to vanilla beans

因为有一次我想看看是否有香草豆的替代品
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BeardedRenegade
Koala so I can make up for all the sleep I missed out on.

考拉,这样我就可以弥补我失去的那些睡眠。

felixrocket7835
You'd be playing on one hit difficulty, koalas are just australian mini pandas, meaning they eat a terrible food which gives very little nutrients meaning they gotta spend pretty much all their time awake eating it.

这很糟糕,考拉就是澳大利亚的迷你熊猫,这意味着它们吃的食物很可怕,提供的营养很少,它们几乎所有醒着的时间都在吃东西。

WFMtrollgod
You are mentally challenged, eat your moms poop for months after birth and your diet is 99% poison leaves. Oh and free stds. You sure you wana be a koala?

考拉是弱智,在出生后要吃你妈妈的粪便几个月里,你的饮食中99%都是有毒的叶子。哦,还有免费的性病。你确定你想成为一只考拉?

bikeymikeywikey
Dog definitely, golden retriever to be precise . Hopefully in a good home. Ours always seemed happy and content .

当然选狗,准确地说,是金毛寻回犬。希望有个好家。它们似乎总是快乐而满足。

pepperanne08
Same. A golden retriever who is owned by an upper middle class family In Maine with a cabin house on a lake.
Sounds like heaven.

我也一样。一只属于缅因州中上层阶级家庭的金毛寻回犬,在湖边有一座小木屋。
感觉就像在天堂。

thegreatpotatogod
Probably same here, but a Labrador Retriever! Such an endlessly happy creature!

我也差不多,不过是拉布拉多猎犬!它们是无忧无虑的生物!
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bikeymikeywikey
Really miss the dogs we had 4 goldies, all had their own characters. If I felt down they seemed to know and wander over for fuss. Happy days

我真的很想念我养的4只金毛犬,它们都有自己的性格。如果我感到沮丧,它们似乎知道,会跑来安慰我。真是快乐的时光。

TheLakeAndTheGlass
This would be the best answer, assuming you somehow get to keep your mental faculties, and that you’re in a good home.
You get to stay in the comforts of human society, rather than be at the mercy of nature.
You’re literally there to be someone’s friend. They take care of you, but you’re still important in taking care of them too.
Your short lifespan might seem to suck, but it means that more than likely, your friend will be there for you from the beginning to the very end. For us, dogs come and go, and we have to deal with that and move on. For the dog? We can be there for them for the whole ride.

假设你能以某种方式保持智力,并且有一个好家庭,那么这将是最好的答案。
你可以呆在舒适的人类社会中,而不是任大自然摆布。
你会成为某人的朋友。他们照顾你,但你对他们的照顾也很重要。
你的生命是短暂的,这可能看起来很糟糕,但这更有可能意味着,你的朋友会从头到尾陪着你。对我们人类来说,狗来来去去,我们必须处理它,并继续生活。至于狗?人类可以全程陪伴他们。

No1Especial
None.
I plan not to come back. This planet is fucked. I'm going to another universe to start again.

都不选。
我不打算回来了。这个星球完蛋了。我要去另一个宇宙重新开始。

msvqr
No such thing as the multiverse

没有多元宇宙这种东西

Masterdeetectiv
no such thing as reincarnation either, this thread isnt literal lol

也没有轮回这种东西,这个帖子不是真的,哈哈

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