意外走红的"哭泣小马"玩具风靡中国
2026-02-08 li20061216 5855
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@abcd123906
Even the saleswoman of the crying horses looks a bit glum despite the good sales

连哭泣小马的售货员都在销售火爆时也略显忧郁

@ElZilchoYo
She seems confused by the whole thing but not complaining

她似乎对整个情况感到困惑,但没有抱怨。
@弈晨-q4h

@ElZilchoYo I'm confused too, When western media says "something is viral" or "something is happening" in China and it seems I'm never acknowledged of it, so yeah, of course it's because I'm "brainwashed" though I'm Chinese myself, but of course only West Europeans know the truth, they always know the truth

@ElZilchoYo 我也很困惑。每当西方媒体说中国“某物正走红”或“某事正发生”,而我却浑然不觉时,当然啦,那肯定是因为我被“洗脑”了——尽管我本人就是中国人。但真相当然只有西欧人才知道,他们总是掌握着真理

@ghosty4
Because, as we all know, it won't last. So why do we all keep doing it?

因为众所周知,好景不长在,我们又何必一再执迷?

@rawbird5341
They even kept the nose upside down lol

他们甚至连鼻子都倒过来装,笑死。

@Chorum28
How they expect you to feel vs how you actually feel

期望你感受到的 vs 你实际感受到的。

@cashi4225
The nose hole below the mouth line of crying horse . I want to buy it.

哭哭马嘴线下方那个鼻孔。我好想买。

@QuietlyCurious
All feelings, positive and negative, are valid.

所有的感受,无论积极还是消极,都是合理的。

@infinitya4274
To me he looks like he's pouting cutely. I think when just need a change in perspective!

在我看来,它那副可爱的赌气模样,其实只需要换个视角来看!

@elliot_rat
not in China!

中国没有这回事!

@sleepybakura
the way it's side-eyeing makes it even funnier

它那斜眼瞅人的样子让它显得更有趣了

@cometnight0
The nose markings become sad dimples, it's cute and I want one

鼻斑变成了忧郁的小酒窝,好想拥有它。

@armchairwarrior963
I would love to get my hands on crying horse so cute and accidental mistake.

好想入手这匹哭泣小马,意外设计也太可爱了。

@dreamer9398
I can relate to that sad horse

我与这匹忧伤的小马狠狠共情了。

@youngmasterzhi
Hey, why the long faces?!

嘿,大伙儿怎么都愁眉苦脸的呢?!

@Erwin1735-s7t
me too

我也是。

@Vlican
It more accurately portrays real life and what we feel

它更精确地描绘了现实生活和我们的感受。

@YourLocalButchHartmanFan
The Horse Was Like "☹️"

这匹马的表情是“☹️”。

@RuDLeX
Accidentally created Bojack Horseman

意外创造出的波杰克·霍斯曼。

@GreatApe-w5k
That shop owner is the happiest she's ever been. Just look at her face. lol

那个店主开心得不得了。看她的表情就知道了。哈哈。

@THEGARNERCOLLECTIVE
that means a angry horse will probably do well as well.

看来一匹生气马可能也会大受欢迎。

@tedpiano
Now a bunch of manufacturers will rush into the market with their own frowning horses on purpose

现在估计会有一大堆厂商争相推出故意皱着眉的马儿玩具。

@martianmanhunter9887
I am the crying horse of America

我就是美利坚的流泪马

@kayllenstarships9009
I am crying horse of Bosnia and Herzegovina

我是波斯尼亚和赫塞哥维纳哭泣的马。

@Anhedonis
Now that this has gone viral, there will be a huge spike in demand, meaning the workers have to work more, causing more misery, making it an endless cycle. The irony is too good! I hope mine gets here before Chinese new year.

现在这个玩具火遍全网,需求量势必会暴增,这意味着工人们不得不加班加点,引发更多痛苦,形成恶性循环。这种讽刺真是太绝了!希望我的马儿能在春节前到手。

@anglicanmarians
If I don’t get one of those horses, I’m going to cry. They are so cute. Kind of like Eeyore for the modern age.

要是搞不到这样一匹马,我肯定会哭的。它们实在太可爱了,有点像现代版的伊唷。

@StorytimerAtLarge
We are all that sad horse. Maybe we will become happier soon.

我们每个人都是那匹悲伤的马。也许很快我们都会快乐起来。

@dyskelia
I need both of them. What a cutie ✨✨✨✨

两个我都想要。真是个小可爱 ✨✨✨✨

@jellyfinishedhelloanymore7939
It looks like it's judging me

它看起来像在审判我。

@olayamihalik4453
It reminds me of the Tangerine bear.

它让我想起了柑橘熊。

@whiqeddik7615
It's pretty sad that everybody in the world literally everybody in the world is realizing The duality we have to upkeep instead of just being our happy selves that we are supposed to be. Keep on fighting the good fight. Y'all will get there eventually again

可悲的是,全世界所有人——真的是字面意义上的所有人——都在被迫维持双重人格,而不是成为我们本该成为的快乐自己。继续为美好的事物而奋斗吧。你们终将再次抵达彼岸。
@弈晨-q4h

When western media says "something is viral" or "something is happening" in China and it seems I'm never acknowledged of it, so yeah, of course it's because I'm "brainwashed" though I'm Chinese myself, but of course only West Europeans know the truth, they always know the truth

当西方媒体报道中国有事物"爆红"或"正发生",而我却对此毫不知情时,果然是因为我作为中国人被"洗脑"了。但真相嘛,当然只有西欧人知晓,他们永远掌握真理

@SYeppers
Eeyore: My cousin.

这是我表亲。

@RaquelBrombergClukr
Just like Pomni plush

就像波姆尼玩偶一样。

@hermesliteratus882
Wins heart, but at what cost?

赢得了人心,代价几何?

@GreatHanTangYuanandQingChinese
It is crazier than expected

这比预想的还要疯狂

@puffycumulus4636
I want to get one for my workplace!

我要给办公室也安排一个

@LoveFactorySweatShop
That's the look on a horse's face in China when they get ridden to the butchers.

这表情,活脱脱就是被骑往屠宰场的马在中国脸上的样子。

@username3766
Great story!

这故事太精彩了!

@kinahjoy6537
Like the tangerine bear!

像那只橘子小熊!

@ellie8161
Yes!! I was trying to remember the name of that movie!

对!!我一直在想那部电影叫什么名字!

@jinxNightcore
Its cute

它挺可爱的。

@namelessdork2256
It does make sense.

这么想确实有道理。

@lyn4525
It’s Eeyore’s ...! He’s pretty cute, actually. I want one.

简直是Eeyore(动画片里的小驴)的中国表亲!说实话还挺可爱的,真想拥有一个。

@larfleeze78
Wow.

哇。

@stickinugh
ahaha i love this

哈哈我爱死这个了。

@AOAYUNARIA
Awws they told the sad horses they were all mistakes ='( Bwaaaaaaaa

哎呀他们把悲伤的小马全说成瑕疵品 ='( 呜呜呜呜呜

@natasham7809
“Corporate slave” plushie

"社畜"毛绒玩偶。

@pjw3438

作为中国人,我第一次听说有这个玩具。不过也不奇怪,新闻就是报道小概率事件。

@MO_AIMUSIC
那老哥你是在那个洞里活着呢?微博都讲了多久了

@弈晨-q4h
@MO_AIMUSIC 不好意思我也没听说过,中国这么大,不是所有人都在乎你的马

@利群王-o2k
抖音到处都是啊,产品卖爆了

@badgerp-chanqueen7707
Umazing

太棒了。

@Hayri2011
I would die for Sad Horse

我愿为悲伤的小马献出生命。

@Sashazur
Protect him at all costs blah blah

不惜一切代价保护它。

@suburbohemian
This is how I feel as a Californian watching the state of our nation presently. Gimme one of them plushes!

作为一个加州人,我目前看到国家的状况就是这种感觉。快给我来一只那样的毛绒玩具!

@seymorefact4333
if they sound that in the US.....99 to 1 would be CRYING HORSE!

要是在美国……十个里九个会选哭泣的马!

@ButterflyG673
Don’t confuse the US with China

可别把美国和中国搞混了

@blackberrycheesecakebrowni7548
Like Squidward.

就像章鱼哥那样。

@angelasmith7830
I’M SQUIDWARD! I’M SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD SQUIDWARD SQUIDWARD!

我是章鱼哥!我是章鱼哥!章鱼哥章鱼哥章鱼哥!

@bob_obba
Tang ping ma

躺平马。

@areanaangel8964
depressed horse lol

抑郁马哈哈。

@tonys32948376
See, here in America, our workplace is embraced with joy, not long hours or stress. Many years ago, our CEO once offered to give us a raise. We all said, "No! Anything but a raise! Take your raise and give yourself a bonus instead, kind sir!" And that he did. Half the company got laid off, but he did indeed give himself a 20 million bonus, as well as bonuses to many other company executives, and the stock price rose. We've had our healthcare cut and our pensions looted every year since.

看,在美国,我们的职场以欢乐为荣,没有长时间工作或压力。很多年前,我们的首席执行官曾提议给我们加薪。我们都齐声说:“不!什么都行就是别加薪!老板您把加薪的钱拿去给自己发奖金吧,善良的先生!”他真的照做了。公司一半员工被裁掉,但他确实给自己发了2000万美元的奖金,还给其他许多高管发了奖金,股价随之上涨。从那以后,我们的医疗保险每年被削减,养老金被掠夺。

@ButterflyG673
Meanwhile in C, they enslave you at these huge factories without a decent pay or environment. Toxic air fill the room up and we all get some type of lung cancer. We all laugh as we helplessly work for 1 a day but we embrace each other in hugs at the end of the day while our boss makes us work more and more

与此同时在C,他们把你奴役在那些巨大的工厂里,没有像样的薪水或环境。有毒空气充斥整个车间,我们都患上各种肺癌。我们每天挣一美元却无助地工作,大家笑中带泪,但下班时仍会互相拥抱,而老板却让我们干得越来越多。

@MikasLore
Happy accident

美丽的意外。

@callmethecommentcountess9329
Yeah, I don’t like that

嗯,这个我可不喜欢。

@shuriKen469
can't feel bad for humans if they are content being corporate slaves.

如果人们甘当企业的奴隶,那我真没什么好为他们难过的。

@jacintochua6885
Western media speculations to smesr again. Silly rubbish.

西方媒体又开始臆测了。愚蠢的垃圾。

@JP-ve7or
...what?

……什么?

@YoNicePaprika
Little one I want one too

我也想要一个

@Tricia1869
I do too. ❤

我也想要

@TububuRemos
They will eat it

他们会吃掉的。

@musemintsvloghaulreactions1460
I was thinking it was given a 3D look to the nose/snout. It makes me laugh because the horse's face
looks like "What did you just do? I KNOW you did not do that!" It's like a disappointed Asian parent! XD

我本来以为它的鼻子被做成了 3D 立体效果,结果发现马脸这个模样,让我忍不住笑出声。
看起来像是在说“你刚刚干了什么?我敢肯定你绝对没做那事!”简直像一位失望的亚洲家长!哈哈。

@JoeBringm
Another bullshit for people to spend money on.

不过是让人花钱的又一堆废话。

@formercityboy9772
It’s Chinese New Year, stop your lunar BS

这是中国春节,收起你那套农历的废话。

@sky2highvyonder595
Chinese new year is a form of lunar new year

春节本身就是农历新年的一种形式。

@callicordova4066
Make more of these useless pieces of junk for the corporate slaves to buy.

为这些企业奴隶多生产点这些没用的玩意儿。

@AstonMikkelsen
Thrumphet Donald ! Anonox Marwed . Donald ,Seattle Cleveland ,and Beach D.C. . Just the name Donald and Donald Appealed . Federal Supreme Justice . That's Mine . I'm Ceaser (named) their .
Federal U.S. Supreme Court . Anonox Life Book .
What Horse .

特朗普唐纳德!阿诺克斯·马维德。唐纳德、西雅图克利夫兰、以及海滩特区。光是唐纳德和唐纳德·阿皮尔这两个名字。联邦最高法院大法官。那是我的。我是凯撒(他们如此称呼)。
联邦美国最高法院。阿诺克斯生命之书。
什么马。

@shforty-seven5573
I’d be happy. People would more than likely buy two—happy and sad.

我很开心。人们很可能两种都会买——快乐的马和悲伤的马。

 
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