老哥吐槽老爸不会打游戏，网友觉得老哥脑子有问题
正文翻译
>我爸在看我打游戏
>哇哦你是怎么知道该这么做的（某件无比简单的事情）
>上述重复一百次
婴儿潮那代人都他妈这么弱智吗？
回复：别当个混球了，你爸在尽力和你搞关系没看出来吗
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>我爸在看我打游戏
>哇哦你是怎么知道该这么做的（某件无比简单的事情）
>上述重复一百次
婴儿潮那代人都他妈这么弱智吗？
回复：别当个混球了，你爸在尽力和你搞关系没看出来吗
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WorsCartoonist
I wish my dad and mom cared about literally anything else other than my school.
我真希望我爸妈关心点我的成绩之外的任何东西。
I wish my dad and mom cared about literally anything else other than my school.
我真希望我爸妈关心点我的成绩之外的任何东西。
RolandDPlaneswalker
It can be hard to focus on anything else since education is so important in today’s world.
他们或许很难把注意力放在其他的事情上，因为教育在当今世界的重要性简直太大了。
It can be hard to focus on anything else since education is so important in today’s world.
他们或许很难把注意力放在其他的事情上，因为教育在当今世界的重要性简直太大了。
I can’t comment on them individually but I’m sure they mean well, even if they don’t know how to show it.
我没办法评价他们个人的想法，但我敢肯定他们的出发点是好的，尽管他们不知道怎么表达自己的善意。
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我没办法评价他们个人的想法，但我敢肯定他们的出发点是好的，尽管他们不知道怎么表达自己的善意。
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einharjar009
That feels like it's the worst part. They want me to get a good education and give me encouragement, but the value of degrees keeps dropping. Dont get me wrong, I love them very much and know they don't know any better, but our connection (mainly through schooling) just feels hollow now :(
我觉得这才是最差劲的地方。他们希望我得到好的教育，想给我鼓励，但是学位的价值一直在缩水。别理解错了，我非常爱他们，我比谁都更了解他们，但是我们之间的联系（主要通过上学来维系）现在就很空虚：（
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That feels like it's the worst part. They want me to get a good education and give me encouragement, but the value of degrees keeps dropping. Dont get me wrong, I love them very much and know they don't know any better, but our connection (mainly through schooling) just feels hollow now :(
我觉得这才是最差劲的地方。他们希望我得到好的教育，想给我鼓励，但是学位的价值一直在缩水。别理解错了，我非常爱他们，我比谁都更了解他们，但是我们之间的联系（主要通过上学来维系）现在就很空虚：（
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PendejoPutaHombre
It's a bit obsessive and pushes this frx of mind that everything has to be constructive and building for a future to accumulate enough wealth for you to retire or at least live fine enough. Granted part of that obsession comes with the evermore looming fear that once you fall behind, it's hard to play catch-up.
其实觉得每件事都一定要做得有建设性，要为未来攒够足够的财富，让你退休有钱花或者至少过得舒服这种思维本身是有些强迫性的。这种强迫性的思维会导致你对于鹿后的越来越严重的恐惧，因为再追上就太难了。
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It's a bit obsessive and pushes this frx of mind that everything has to be constructive and building for a future to accumulate enough wealth for you to retire or at least live fine enough. Granted part of that obsession comes with the evermore looming fear that once you fall behind, it's hard to play catch-up.
其实觉得每件事都一定要做得有建设性，要为未来攒够足够的财富，让你退休有钱花或者至少过得舒服这种思维本身是有些强迫性的。这种强迫性的思维会导致你对于鹿后的越来越严重的恐惧，因为再追上就太难了。
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Estimates vary but it seems like you need a couple million by the time you retire to live comfortably or just plan out on dying sooner. Plus there's factors like injuries, illness, and even unemployment these days as job security is more flux unless you have an office job, even then that varies.
虽然预估很困难，但基本上你退休之后需要及百万美元才能过得舒服，要不然就让自己死的早一点。除此之外还有受伤，生病甚至失业等等风险，因为现在除非你的工作是坐在办公室，否则就业保障对你来说都是可高可低的。甚至办公室的工作也有失业的风险。
虽然预估很困难，但基本上你退休之后需要及百万美元才能过得舒服，要不然就让自己死的早一点。除此之外还有受伤，生病甚至失业等等风险，因为现在除非你的工作是坐在办公室，否则就业保障对你来说都是可高可低的。甚至办公室的工作也有失业的风险。
Doesn't help that it seems like debt is an inevitability for most of us and that everything is being structured now on some payment plan so that we get picked away at slowly until there's nothing left.
我觉得欠债看起来就像是我们每个人都不可避免的结局，我们要做的每件事都建立在某种分期付款计划的基础上，于是我们身上的肉都被一点一点地叼走，直到只剩一具骨架
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我觉得欠债看起来就像是我们每个人都不可避免的结局，我们要做的每件事都建立在某种分期付款计划的基础上，于是我们身上的肉都被一点一点地叼走，直到只剩一具骨架
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theretardfucker
i must be lucky to have a bestfriend-like relationship with my parents
我能与父母之间拥有最好的朋友一样的关系一定非常幸运。
i must be lucky to have a bestfriend-like relationship with my parents
我能与父母之间拥有最好的朋友一样的关系一定非常幸运。
PiroKyCral
Very. You have no idea how bad an estranged/sour relationship with parents can influence a child’s upbringing
非常幸运。你绝对想不到与父母之间的紧张的关系会对孩子的成长带来怎样的影响。
Very. You have no idea how bad an estranged/sour relationship with parents can influence a child’s upbringing
非常幸运。你绝对想不到与父母之间的紧张的关系会对孩子的成长带来怎样的影响。
_theretardfucker
Yeah, most of my classmates back in highschool either came from a broken family or has almost a non existent love coming from their parents or sometimes both. And most of them are the once that are the most disrespectful students on the class, ill admit, i was one of the class dicks but im nothing compared to them. I dont fucking throw swear words on my teacher or even threaten them with violence, theyre chill most of the time but damn their trips are wild.
没错。我的高中同学基本上都是来自离婚家庭，或者从父母中的一方甚至双方根本无法获得任何爱的孩子。并且他们基本都是课堂上最不尊敬他人的学生，我得承认我是班级里的小混混，但我跟他们根本比不了。我起码不会用脏字儿招呼我的老师，甚至用暴力威胁他们。虽然他们大多数时候都挺冷静的，但他们经历过的事情真的很难令人想象。
Yeah, most of my classmates back in highschool either came from a broken family or has almost a non existent love coming from their parents or sometimes both. And most of them are the once that are the most disrespectful students on the class, ill admit, i was one of the class dicks but im nothing compared to them. I dont fucking throw swear words on my teacher or even threaten them with violence, theyre chill most of the time but damn their trips are wild.
没错。我的高中同学基本上都是来自离婚家庭，或者从父母中的一方甚至双方根本无法获得任何爱的孩子。并且他们基本都是课堂上最不尊敬他人的学生，我得承认我是班级里的小混混，但我跟他们根本比不了。我起码不会用脏字儿招呼我的老师，甚至用暴力威胁他们。虽然他们大多数时候都挺冷静的，但他们经历过的事情真的很难令人想象。
Steve123479
You must be Asian
你一定是个亚洲人
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You must be Asian
你一定是个亚洲人
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literalilliteratekat
Sad asian noises
亚洲人发出了悲伤的声音
Sad asian noises
亚洲人发出了悲伤的声音
0verlimit
My mom walked into me crying the night after my friend told me that my crush told them that they were going to say no to me for homecoming.
我朋友跟我说我喜欢的女孩告诉他们她不会来我家玩了。那天晚上我正在哭的时候，我妈妈走进了我的房门。
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My mom walked into me crying the night after my friend told me that my crush told them that they were going to say no to me for homecoming.
我朋友跟我说我喜欢的女孩告诉他们她不会来我家玩了。那天晚上我正在哭的时候，我妈妈走进了我的房门。
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I didn’t want her to get mad at me for thinking about dating so I literally lied and said I did bad on a test because that was the only way I could garner empathy....Hmm, wonder why I’m so emotionally detached from my parents.
我不想让她知道我谈恋爱而对我发火，所以我对她撒谎说我考试考砸了，因为我只能通过这一种方式来让她同情我……嗯，不知道我为什么和父母之间的感情联系如此单薄。
我不想让她知道我谈恋爱而对我发火，所以我对她撒谎说我考试考砸了，因为我只能通过这一种方式来让她同情我……嗯，不知道我为什么和父母之间的感情联系如此单薄。
Mello115935
Sorry you have to deal with that
很抱歉你得一个人面对这种事情
Sorry you have to deal with that
很抱歉你得一个人面对这种事情
0verlimit
Naw, don't worry about it. It isn't like I hate my parents or anything but it's just one of those things where it's unfortunate that I just don't feel comfortable about sharing aspects of my personal life with my parents as an adult. Even though my mom has been trying to get closer from seeing other family friends be close with their kids, it isn't something I can see myself comfortably reciprocating because of how I grew up.
哎，别担心。我不是讨厌父母，只是我觉得作为一名成年人，与我的父母分享自己的个人生活令我感觉很不舒服，这件事对我来说很不幸。就算我妈妈在看见其他家庭和他们的孩子关系很亲近之后试着跟我改善了关系，那也不是我能很轻松地就做到的，因为我就是这么长大的。
Naw, don't worry about it. It isn't like I hate my parents or anything but it's just one of those things where it's unfortunate that I just don't feel comfortable about sharing aspects of my personal life with my parents as an adult. Even though my mom has been trying to get closer from seeing other family friends be close with their kids, it isn't something I can see myself comfortably reciprocating because of how I grew up.
哎，别担心。我不是讨厌父母，只是我觉得作为一名成年人，与我的父母分享自己的个人生活令我感觉很不舒服，这件事对我来说很不幸。就算我妈妈在看见其他家庭和他们的孩子关系很亲近之后试着跟我改善了关系，那也不是我能很轻松地就做到的，因为我就是这么长大的。
All I'm saying is to be open with your kids and show interest in something besides their education or risk having a big bridge between y'all
我想表达的就是最好和你们的孩子们开放一些，对他们教育以外的方面表现出兴趣，要不然你们之间将会有巨大的沟壑。
我想表达的就是最好和你们的孩子们开放一些，对他们教育以外的方面表现出兴趣，要不然你们之间将会有巨大的沟壑。
bpwoods97
I am in this comment and I don't like it. And my mom had to get brain cancer and die my senior year of high school before I could try to connect with her like I have my dad a tiny bit. The world sucks.
我同意这条评论，我并不喜欢。我妈妈得了脑癌，在我高中的最后一年去世了。我甚至还来不及像和爸爸那样和她稍微建立起亲密关系。世界真的太烂了。
I am in this comment and I don't like it. And my mom had to get brain cancer and die my senior year of high school before I could try to connect with her like I have my dad a tiny bit. The world sucks.
我同意这条评论，我并不喜欢。我妈妈得了脑癌，在我高中的最后一年去世了。我甚至还来不及像和爸爸那样和她稍微建立起亲密关系。世界真的太烂了。
Ozymandias_III
hehe yeah, my family does not do any form of affection even when in the rare times I cry and my mom has seen me like that she just walked past lol, if you mess up exams tho they do connect physically...... if you catch my meaning.
哈哈没错，我的家庭里根本没有任何情感上的表达，就算有时我哭出来，妈妈看见都当没看见，但假如你考试考砸了，他们倒确实会在物理层面上加深与我的联系……假如你看得懂的话。
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hehe yeah, my family does not do any form of affection even when in the rare times I cry and my mom has seen me like that she just walked past lol, if you mess up exams tho they do connect physically...... if you catch my meaning.
哈哈没错，我的家庭里根本没有任何情感上的表达，就算有时我哭出来，妈妈看见都当没看见，但假如你考试考砸了，他们倒确实会在物理层面上加深与我的联系……假如你看得懂的话。
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PM_ME_YOUR_MASS
My father is a stoic man who rarely shows emotion. However:
我父亲是个基本不会表露感情的坚忍的男人。但是：
My father is a stoic man who rarely shows emotion. However:
我父亲是个基本不会表露感情的坚忍的男人。但是：
When I got obsessed with Nintendo as a kid back in 2012, he would text me news stories about the Wii U. It's the fucking Wii U. He definitely went searching for that news to find it.
2012年我还是个孩子的时候对任天堂无比感兴趣，他会给我发短信告诉我Wii U的新闻。那他妈可是Wii U啊。他绝对是到处搜索了新闻才找到的。
2012年我还是个孩子的时候对任天堂无比感兴趣，他会给我发短信告诉我Wii U的新闻。那他妈可是Wii U啊。他绝对是到处搜索了新闻才找到的。
When I fell in love with Imagine Dragons, he bought Night Visions and loaded it onto our car's stereo. One night I had a panic attack and hid in our car. Thanks to him, I had my favorite album at the time to calm me down.
我喜欢上梦龙乐队的时候，他给我买了Night Visions这张专辑，放到了我们家车子的车载音响里。有一天我惊恐发作，藏到了我们家车里，幸亏有他，我当时有最喜欢的专辑来让我冷静下来。
我喜欢上梦龙乐队的时候，他给我买了Night Visions这张专辑，放到了我们家车子的车载音响里。有一天我惊恐发作，藏到了我们家车里，幸亏有他，我当时有最喜欢的专辑来让我冷静下来。
When I got obsessed with Tesla back in 2013, he used his investment account to let me buy shares. He even bought some of his own, which are now worth almost $100k (I had to sell mine years ago to pay for college). He even convinced my Mom to buy a Model 3, which is now her daily driver.
2013年我对特斯拉非常着迷，他用他自己的投资账户让我买股票。他自己也买了一些，现在已经值将近十万美元了（我得把我的股票卖掉用来上大学）。他甚至劝我妈妈买了辆Model 3，现在妈妈天天开。
2013年我对特斯拉非常着迷，他用他自己的投资账户让我买股票。他自己也买了一些，现在已经值将近十万美元了（我得把我的股票卖掉用来上大学）。他甚至劝我妈妈买了辆Model 3，现在妈妈天天开。
When I did a project on trebuchets as a kid, he spent multiple months with me in our barn building a 22 foot tall trebuchet that could launch a basketball 100 yards. I've asked him how much it cost to build that, and he genuinely doesn't know, because he didn't bother keeping track.
我小时候做过一个投石车的作业，他和我在仓库里花了几个月时间建起来了一个22英尺高的投石车，可以把篮球投到100码以外那么远。我问过他造那个花了多少钱，他真的不知道，因为他懒得算。
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我小时候做过一个投石车的作业，他和我在仓库里花了几个月时间建起来了一个22英尺高的投石车，可以把篮球投到100码以外那么远。我问过他造那个花了多少钱，他真的不知道，因为他懒得算。
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I don't think I've ever heard my Dad tell me he loves me, but I know he does.
我从没听过父亲说爱我，但我知道他爱我。
我从没听过父亲说爱我，但我知道他爱我。
nzznzznzzc
Even if they mean well it’s ok to feel upset by it
就算他们的出发点是好的，你也有权利感到难过。
Even if they mean well it’s ok to feel upset by it
就算他们的出发点是好的，你也有权利感到难过。
curlyreds123
This is why I'm never going back to school again. Growing up, I was always pressured to get A's and B's and when my grades started dropping to C's and D's in college because of depression, my parents would just be disappointed instead of listening to me. They even once held a goddamn intervention because of my grades and I felt like dying there and then. I don't plan on going back to school, as it just triggers my depression and anxiety. Getting an education has absutely been ruined for me. Pretty sad.
所以我才再也不打算回到学校。长大的时候我一直被父母施加压力一定要拿A和B，当我上了大学之后因为抑郁成绩掉到了C和D的时候，我的父母根本不会听我的话，只会感到非常失望。他们甚至为了我的成绩开了一场干预会议，我当时真的想死在那里。我再也不会回学校了，那只会导致我再度抑郁焦虑。受教育这件事竟然会被我毁了。真的很伤心。
This is why I'm never going back to school again. Growing up, I was always pressured to get A's and B's and when my grades started dropping to C's and D's in college because of depression, my parents would just be disappointed instead of listening to me. They even once held a goddamn intervention because of my grades and I felt like dying there and then. I don't plan on going back to school, as it just triggers my depression and anxiety. Getting an education has absutely been ruined for me. Pretty sad.
所以我才再也不打算回到学校。长大的时候我一直被父母施加压力一定要拿A和B，当我上了大学之后因为抑郁成绩掉到了C和D的时候，我的父母根本不会听我的话，只会感到非常失望。他们甚至为了我的成绩开了一场干预会议，我当时真的想死在那里。我再也不会回学校了，那只会导致我再度抑郁焦虑。受教育这件事竟然会被我毁了。真的很伤心。
myrisotto73
Never say never my dude. Tons of people go in their late twenties or even thirties. Might even be better for you. You never know what life will bring
现在说永远还太早了，哥们。太多人都在二十岁后半甚至三十岁的时候去上大学。甚至对你更好。你永远不会知道生活能给你带来什么。
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Never say never my dude. Tons of people go in their late twenties or even thirties. Might even be better for you. You never know what life will bring
现在说永远还太早了，哥们。太多人都在二十岁后半甚至三十岁的时候去上大学。甚至对你更好。你永远不会知道生活能给你带来什么。
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TheNe0nGuy
They do, you have to remember they come from a time where good grades = good jobs and good life, that's why they try to make you have the best ones, they aren't angry at you when you get bad grades specially if you study, they simply act that way so you kinda feel bad about yourself and improve them, of course I don't know your situation at home but it very usually is how it goes, tell your parents how you feel, tell them you feel they only care about the grades and nothing else and would like to have them care about other stuff in your life. I hope this helped.
他们确实如此，但你得记住他们来自一个好成绩=好工作和好生活的年代，所以他们才努力让你成为最好的那个人，当你分数不好的时候他们并不是真的生气，尤其假如你确实努力了，他们只是做出这个样子，让你对自己很难过，从而改过自新，当然我不知道你在家里的情况是怎样的的，但是基本上都是这样的。告诉你父母你是怎么想的，告诉他们你觉得他们只在乎成绩，别的什么都不在乎，告诉他们你希望他们关心你生命中的其他方面。我希望这能对你带来帮助。
They do, you have to remember they come from a time where good grades = good jobs and good life, that's why they try to make you have the best ones, they aren't angry at you when you get bad grades specially if you study, they simply act that way so you kinda feel bad about yourself and improve them, of course I don't know your situation at home but it very usually is how it goes, tell your parents how you feel, tell them you feel they only care about the grades and nothing else and would like to have them care about other stuff in your life. I hope this helped.
他们确实如此，但你得记住他们来自一个好成绩=好工作和好生活的年代，所以他们才努力让你成为最好的那个人，当你分数不好的时候他们并不是真的生气，尤其假如你确实努力了，他们只是做出这个样子，让你对自己很难过，从而改过自新，当然我不知道你在家里的情况是怎样的的，但是基本上都是这样的。告诉你父母你是怎么想的，告诉他们你觉得他们只在乎成绩，别的什么都不在乎，告诉他们你希望他们关心你生命中的其他方面。我希望这能对你带来帮助。
WillDieofHeartAttack
My Dad smashed my PlayStation with a hammer in front of me.
我爸当着我的面拿锤子把我的PS游戏机砸了。
My Dad smashed my PlayStation with a hammer in front of me.
我爸当着我的面拿锤子把我的PS游戏机砸了。
To be fair he bought it.
有一说一，确实是他花钱买的。
有一说一，确实是他花钱买的。
PenaltyMaterial4402
Hang in there bud when he’s old you can put him in a home
别着急哥们，等他老了你就可以把他丢进养老院了
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Hang in there bud when he’s old you can put him in a home
别着急哥们，等他老了你就可以把他丢进养老院了
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WillDieofHeartAttack
Unfortunately I think he’ll probably outlive me.
不幸的是我觉得他可能活得会比我还长
Unfortunately I think he’ll probably outlive me.
不幸的是我觉得他可能活得会比我还长
mfan001
Relevent username
从你的昵称就看出来了（会死于心脏病）
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Relevent username
从你的昵称就看出来了（会死于心脏病）
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In all seriousness, the silver lining is at least you won't have to watch your parents slowly decay away, the sudden realization that will hit you like a train of just how old they've gotten is absolutely soul-crushing.
讲真的，往好处看的话你至少用不着看着你的父母渐渐变老，突然意识到他们竟然有这么老了的那一刻真的会像火车一样把你的心灵击垮。
讲真的，往好处看的话你至少用不着看着你的父母渐渐变老，突然意识到他们竟然有这么老了的那一刻真的会像火车一样把你的心灵击垮。
AGVann
Packing away their belongings after you've buried or cremated them. Maybe discovering some stupid participation trophy or faded crayon picture you drew when you were five, that they kept for decades.
在埋葬或者火化他们之后把他们的东西收拾一下。说不定你会发现你五岁的时候画的褪色的蜡笔画，或是什么傻乎乎的参赛奖杯，他们藏了一辈子。
Packing away their belongings after you've buried or cremated them. Maybe discovering some stupid participation trophy or faded crayon picture you drew when you were five, that they kept for decades.
在埋葬或者火化他们之后把他们的东西收拾一下。说不定你会发现你五岁的时候画的褪色的蜡笔画，或是什么傻乎乎的参赛奖杯，他们藏了一辈子。
yungd17
That story probably worth a greentext
你的故事本身就值得发个帖子
That story probably worth a greentext
你的故事本身就值得发个帖子
PrizeHistorian
Same, but my mom jumped on top of mine while I was playing
我跟你一样，但我妈是跳到了游戏机上头。
Same, but my mom jumped on top of mine while I was playing
我跟你一样，但我妈是跳到了游戏机上头。
XarDhuull
Something similar. My mother kicked me out of the house and knowing that I'd want my laptop to keep in touch with friends and entertainment, she pried it from my hands saying that she paid for it and the fact that it was a gift is irrelevant. She was too tight to actually smash it though, and that would deprive her if a tool she could use to manipulate me. Jokes on her though, she also kept my passport and I called the police on her to get it back.
我也经历过类似的事情。我的妈妈把我从房子里踢了出去，在知道我需要我的笔记本电脑来和朋友联系、获得娱乐之后，她把电脑从我的手里夺了回来，说那是她花钱买的，是不是礼物没有任何关系。当然她没把电脑砸了，那样的话她就少了一样能操控我的工具。她也一直藏着我的护照，我得向警方报案才能把护照拿回来。
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Something similar. My mother kicked me out of the house and knowing that I'd want my laptop to keep in touch with friends and entertainment, she pried it from my hands saying that she paid for it and the fact that it was a gift is irrelevant. She was too tight to actually smash it though, and that would deprive her if a tool she could use to manipulate me. Jokes on her though, she also kept my passport and I called the police on her to get it back.
我也经历过类似的事情。我的妈妈把我从房子里踢了出去，在知道我需要我的笔记本电脑来和朋友联系、获得娱乐之后，她把电脑从我的手里夺了回来，说那是她花钱买的，是不是礼物没有任何关系。当然她没把电脑砸了，那样的话她就少了一样能操控我的工具。她也一直藏着我的护照，我得向警方报案才能把护照拿回来。
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Ozymandias_III
damn dude, sorry you had to live with that.
妈的，很抱歉你得经历这种事。
damn dude, sorry you had to live with that.
妈的，很抱歉你得经历这种事。
TemptedYeaam
Same same same. My dad did this 4 days ago.
我也我也我也。我爸四天前这么对我干了。
Same same same. My dad did this 4 days ago.
我也我也我也。我爸四天前这么对我干了。
PlanetZach
Why? If he spent money on it why didn’t he just sell the thing
为什么？假如是他花的钱，他为什么不干脆卖了？
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Why? If he spent money on it why didn’t he just sell the thing
为什么？假如是他花的钱，他为什么不干脆卖了？
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Iron_Maiden_666
Rage isn't rational. I once threw my phone (800USD) because I got angry. Luckily only the screen cracked and I replaced that for around 150USD.
愤怒是与理性相悖的。我曾经因为生气把我800美元的手机扔到地上过。幸运的是只有屏幕坏了，我花了150美元换了个屏幕。
Rage isn't rational. I once threw my phone (800USD) because I got angry. Luckily only the screen cracked and I replaced that for around 150USD.
愤怒是与理性相悖的。我曾经因为生气把我800美元的手机扔到地上过。幸运的是只有屏幕坏了，我花了150美元换了个屏幕。
PlanetZach
Damn I’m glad he aimed it at the ps4 instead of the kids face
妈的，幸亏他砸的是PS4而不是那个孩子的脸。
Damn I’m glad he aimed it at the ps4 instead of the kids face
妈的，幸亏他砸的是PS4而不是那个孩子的脸。
Whitestreefrog12
Watching my gf play video games is the opposite of this. She’ll have no idea where to go but to me it’s so intuitive. Not that I’m rude about it, I’m just saying
我在看女朋友玩游戏的时候感觉截然相反。她完全搞不懂接下来该干什么，但对我来说简直太明显了。我不是粗鲁，只是说一句。
Watching my gf play video games is the opposite of this. She’ll have no idea where to go but to me it’s so intuitive. Not that I’m rude about it, I’m just saying
我在看女朋友玩游戏的时候感觉截然相反。她完全搞不懂接下来该干什么，但对我来说简直太明显了。我不是粗鲁，只是说一句。
Whatistweet
Have you seen the gaming to a non gamer videos this guy did? Interesting insight into how the amount of games you play changes your perception of the basic structures in games across genres.
你有没有看过这个给不打游戏的人玩游戏的视频？你玩过的游戏的数量，会怎样改变你对于各种类型游戏的基本结构的认知，这个视频对此做了很有趣的探究。
Have you seen the gaming to a non gamer videos this guy did? Interesting insight into how the amount of games you play changes your perception of the basic structures in games across genres.
你有没有看过这个给不打游戏的人玩游戏的视频？你玩过的游戏的数量，会怎样改变你对于各种类型游戏的基本结构的认知，这个视频对此做了很有趣的探究。
NotOnLand
That was really fascinating, I never considered for a lot of people video games are a completely foreign medium. It's like trying to explain the appeal of books to an illiterate person
这真的很有趣，我从来没想过对于很多人来说电子游戏是完全没见过的媒体。就好像对文盲讲述书籍的好处一样。
That was really fascinating, I never considered for a lot of people video games are a completely foreign medium. It's like trying to explain the appeal of books to an illiterate person
这真的很有趣，我从来没想过对于很多人来说电子游戏是完全没见过的媒体。就好像对文盲讲述书籍的好处一样。
lilgrogu
I have experienced that
我体验过
I have experienced that
我体验过
I used to play, but then did not do it for a while. I used to play Tomb Raider 1 and when I tried to play the remake Anniversary a while ago, I had a hard time to figure out that you now need to use the mouse to look around.
我很久以前玩过一阵子游戏，之后有一阵子没再玩了。我玩过古墓丽影1，在几年前玩重置版的时候我花了好久才意识到现在你得用鼠标控制视角了。
我很久以前玩过一阵子游戏，之后有一阵子没再玩了。我玩过古墓丽影1，在几年前玩重置版的时候我花了好久才意识到现在你得用鼠标控制视角了。
And checkpoint saving was very frustrating. In TR1 you could save everywhere at any time. In the new one, you can only save at checkpoints.
检查点保存也很令人头疼。在古墓丽影1里你想在哪里保存就可以在哪里保存，但在重置版里你只能在检查点保存。
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检查点保存也很令人头疼。在古墓丽影1里你想在哪里保存就可以在哪里保存，但在重置版里你只能在检查点保存。
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And unexpected things of getting older. Trying to play Starcraft 2, I cannot read all the information. Too much eye strain, it becomes all a blurred mess. I never had that issue before I had glasses.
以及变老之后出乎意料的后果。试着打星际争霸2，我根本没办法读那些信息。对眼睛的压力太大了，都变成了一团模糊的影子。我戴眼镜之前从来没有过这种问题。
以及变老之后出乎意料的后果。试着打星际争霸2，我根本没办法读那些信息。对眼睛的压力太大了，都变成了一团模糊的影子。我戴眼镜之前从来没有过这种问题。
ssj3charizard
Its very interesting to watch someone play games when they didn't grow up doing so. I heard the term gaming literacy a while ago and I've been using it since. I've been with my girlfriend for the past 5 years and she's gotten much better at picking up the standard video game patterns that I do subconsciously and its really neat to see that progression.
看某个从小就不打游戏的人玩电子游戏真的非常有趣。我前一阵子才听说了“游戏识字率”这种概念，此后一直都在用。我过去的五年一直和女朋友在一起住，她在发现那些我下意识就能找到的标准的电子游戏套路的方面做的越来越好了，看见这种进步很令人开心。
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Its very interesting to watch someone play games when they didn't grow up doing so. I heard the term gaming literacy a while ago and I've been using it since. I've been with my girlfriend for the past 5 years and she's gotten much better at picking up the standard video game patterns that I do subconsciously and its really neat to see that progression.
看某个从小就不打游戏的人玩电子游戏真的非常有趣。我前一阵子才听说了“游戏识字率”这种概念，此后一直都在用。我过去的五年一直和女朋友在一起住，她在发现那些我下意识就能找到的标准的电子游戏套路的方面做的越来越好了，看见这种进步很令人开心。
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0J0SE0
Idk if this was a green text or some other random thing but I remember a girlfriend saying she looked up hints to puzzles in games online and then would help her boyfriend out by giving clues (not telling him what to do so he feels accomplished or something)
我不知道我是在某个帖子里还是别的地方看到的了，我记得有个女朋友在网上查了游戏里一些解密要素的答案，然后通过给暗示的方式帮他的男朋友过关（不告诉他该怎么做，这样他就仍然能享受成就感）
Idk if this was a green text or some other random thing but I remember a girlfriend saying she looked up hints to puzzles in games online and then would help her boyfriend out by giving clues (not telling him what to do so he feels accomplished or something)
我不知道我是在某个帖子里还是别的地方看到的了，我记得有个女朋友在网上查了游戏里一些解密要素的答案，然后通过给暗示的方式帮他的男朋友过关（不告诉他该怎么做，这样他就仍然能享受成就感）
You could do the same maybe. I thought it was wholesome.
你或许也可以这么做。我觉得是周到的。
你或许也可以这么做。我觉得是周到的。
morginator69
Just had my gf try a blind run of new vegas with minimal help from me. She's actually made it trough the fort bunker, but is now unsure of who to help(well, she doesn't like ceasar because he's a sexist piece of shit, and yes man is scary(idk))
我刚让我女朋友玩了一遍辐射：新维加斯，尽量不对她提供任何帮助。她已经玩到要塞地堡（译注：没玩过不太确定这个地名）那里了，但不知道该帮谁（她不喜欢凯撒，因为凯撒是个性别歧视的混蛋，而yes man怪吓人的）
Just had my gf try a blind run of new vegas with minimal help from me. She's actually made it trough the fort bunker, but is now unsure of who to help(well, she doesn't like ceasar because he's a sexist piece of shit, and yes man is scary(idk))
我刚让我女朋友玩了一遍辐射：新维加斯，尽量不对她提供任何帮助。她已经玩到要塞地堡（译注：没玩过不太确定这个地名）那里了，但不知道该帮谁（她不喜欢凯撒，因为凯撒是个性别歧视的混蛋，而yes man怪吓人的）
Alot of times she gets confused, when i think the game has given certain information in a super obvious way. Not to trash talk of course. It's just interesting
她经常会感到困惑，但我会觉得游戏已经通过非常显然的方式给了她信息了。我不是想讲垃圾话，只是非常有趣。
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她经常会感到困惑，但我会觉得游戏已经通过非常显然的方式给了她信息了。我不是想讲垃圾话，只是非常有趣。
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Whatistweet
Anon also doesn't get that common conventions in video games that are second nature to him are completely foreign to someone who has never touched a video game. Strafe running is next level stuff for someone who has never even seen "press A to jump."
匿名老哥同时也没意识到电子游戏里那些经常存在的常规可能对他来说已经是第二本能了，但对于一个从没碰过电子游戏的人来说仍然是完全陌生的。斜向跑对于某个连“按A跳跃”都没见过的人来说绝对是高端操作。（译注：Strafe running是游戏《毁灭战士》的一个操作技巧。当你同时按下前进，左/右和奔跑的时候，因为你会同时获得前进方向的速度和侧向的速度，游戏引擎计算出的你的移动速度会是这两个方向速度的向量和，也就是跑得更快。）
Anon also doesn't get that common conventions in video games that are second nature to him are completely foreign to someone who has never touched a video game. Strafe running is next level stuff for someone who has never even seen "press A to jump."
匿名老哥同时也没意识到电子游戏里那些经常存在的常规可能对他来说已经是第二本能了，但对于一个从没碰过电子游戏的人来说仍然是完全陌生的。斜向跑对于某个连“按A跳跃”都没见过的人来说绝对是高端操作。（译注：Strafe running是游戏《毁灭战士》的一个操作技巧。当你同时按下前进，左/右和奔跑的时候，因为你会同时获得前进方向的速度和侧向的速度，游戏引擎计算出的你的移动速度会是这两个方向速度的向量和，也就是跑得更快。）
Outlaw_Cheggf
What game made in the past 20 years has SR?
过去20年里有什么游戏还有斜向跑吗？
What game made in the past 20 years has SR?
过去20年里有什么游戏还有斜向跑吗？
RetardedCatfish
The real boomers are people who still talk about doom 1, half life 2 and mario 64 as if anyone cares
真正的婴儿潮那代人是那些还在聊毁灭战士1、半条命2和马里奥64的人，好像还有谁在乎一样。
The real boomers are people who still talk about doom 1, half life 2 and mario 64 as if anyone cares
真正的婴儿潮那代人是那些还在聊毁灭战士1、半条命2和马里奥64的人，好像还有谁在乎一样。
Qiwiiii
i love half life 2 ):
我喜欢半条命2:(（译注：我 也 喜 欢）
i love half life 2 ):
我喜欢半条命2:(（译注：我 也 喜 欢）
BigDickEnterprise
Ok fortnite kid
行吧玩堡垒之夜的弟弟
Ok fortnite kid
行吧玩堡垒之夜的弟弟
RetardedCatfish
No. Fortnite kids think modern warfare 2 and Halo reach are boomer games. My man you have no idea whats coming down the pike
不是哦。堡垒之夜的弟弟觉得现代战争2和光环致远星是老游戏。哥们你觉得不知道现在究竟有多糟。
No. Fortnite kids think modern warfare 2 and Halo reach are boomer games. My man you have no idea whats coming down the pike
不是哦。堡垒之夜的弟弟觉得现代战争2和光环致远星是老游戏。哥们你觉得不知道现在究竟有多糟。
0t0egeub
modern warfare 2 was release 12 years ago this year and halo reach is 11. The kids calling those games old were literally in diapers when those games came out.
现代战争2是12年前的游戏了，光环致远星也11年了。那些说这些游戏老的，在游戏刚发售的时候绝对还在穿纸尿裤呢。
modern warfare 2 was release 12 years ago this year and halo reach is 11. The kids calling those games old were literally in diapers when those games came out.
现代战争2是12年前的游戏了，光环致远星也11年了。那些说这些游戏老的，在游戏刚发售的时候绝对还在穿纸尿裤呢。
Gigadweeb
God, I wish my dad could play vidya with me.
天哪，我真希望我爸爸也能陪我打游戏。
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God, I wish my dad could play vidya with me.
天哪，我真希望我爸爸也能陪我打游戏。
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He's not dead, but he's been blind for the past 7 years and it sucks knowing that I will forever look like a little snotty teenager and he won't be able to see me come into my own as a man.
他没去世，但今年是他失明的第七年了。我一想到在他的眼里我永远会是那个满脸鼻涕的小孩儿，他永远也见不到我长大成人的样子，就真的很难过。
他没去世，但今年是他失明的第七年了。我一想到在他的眼里我永远会是那个满脸鼻涕的小孩儿，他永远也见不到我长大成人的样子，就真的很难过。
Maarloeve74
when you hit puberty and your voice drops, he'll be the first to notice.
当你进入青春期，声线降低的时候，他会是第一个注意到的。
when you hit puberty and your voice drops, he'll be the first to notice.
当你进入青春期，声线降低的时候，他会是第一个注意到的。
Gigadweeb
puberty has already hit, afraid this unfortunately not-deep voice isn't getting any deeper lmao
早就到了，只不过我这个声线好像低不下去了哈哈哈
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puberty has already hit, afraid this unfortunately not-deep voice isn't getting any deeper lmao
早就到了，只不过我这个声线好像低不下去了哈哈哈
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