QA问答:如果明天外星人登录地球,你必须选择一个人,来代表全人类,可选项有下面4人,你选谁?
2023-10-03 童言无忌 12326
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If aliens landed on the earth tomorrow, and you had to pick one person to represent humanity, it would be: 1. Elon Musk 2. Bill Gates 3. Jeff Bezos 4. Mark Zuckerberg?

如果明天外星人登录地球,你必须选择一个人,来代表全人类,可选项有:
1、埃隆·马斯克
2、比尔·盖茨
3、杰夫·贝索斯
4、马克·扎克伯格
你选谁?

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Kadinkai
Ha…so Caucasians represent all of humanity.

哈……所以白人代表了全人类。

Albert Wells
I’d pick my dog!

我选我家的狗!

Tony Tan
Kim Jong Un would do a much better job than any of those deep-state cultivated tycoons.

比起这些深层政府举止优雅的大亨们,金正恩的表现会比他们中的任何一个都要好得多。

Richard Leong
Donald Trump. The aliens will then realise that there's no intelligent life on Earth, and won't bother to invade.

唐纳德·特朗普。然后,外星人会意识到地球上没有智慧生命,也就不会费心来入侵了。
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Nemo
HAHAHAHHA

哈哈哈哈。

Gregory Rush
Limited to this list of choices I’d have to pick Bill Gates. He has the most & longest experience at managing multiple global enterprises made up hundreds of thousands of “moving parts” (people from & at all over), whose every financial move can immediately change many lives forever, for good or bad; doing so in a manner that better represents the Human Race than the others.
He can speak about extremely complex and hugely scaled topics with highly-placed and powerful people, and not end up sounding like the idiot in the room.
He has not preferred to have the international limelight on himself for every little tweet and belch, and his business decisions aren’t so overwhelmingly precarious to society that they often make “Breaking News”.
His perception of his place in the world is demonstrated by his pledge to give away all of his fortune by the day he dies.
Someone here mentioned a person outside the list: Donald Trump. If Trump were ever put in this kind of position, he might come back having left the aliens pondering two offers:
To sell us all to them as slaves…
…or as food.

如果仅限于此,我不得不选择比尔·盖茨。
他在管理由数十万“移动部件”(来自世界各地的人)组成的多家全球企业方面,拥有最多、最长的经验。这些企业的每一次财务变动都可以立即永远改变许多人的生活,无论好坏。这样的人比其他人更能代表人类。
他可以与位高权重的人谈论极其复杂和规模巨大的话题,而不会最终听起来像房间里的白痴。
他不喜欢让自己成为国际社会的焦点,不会每发一条推特,每打一个喷嚏,都让人来关注自己。他的商业决策对社会来说也不是那么不稳定,以至于经常成为“突发新闻”。
他对自己在世界上的地位的看法,体现在他承诺在去世前捐出所有财产上。
这里有人提到了名单之外的一个人:唐纳德·特朗普。如果特朗普被置于这种境地,他可能会让外星人思考两个提议:
把我们都当作奴隶卖给外星人……或者把我们作为食物。

Flyhi Gao
Choosing anyone made no difference at all.
During the colonization of the Americas by Westerners, did any specific Native American chief negotiating with white settlers make a difference in their ultimate outcome?

选择任何人都没有任何区别。
在西方人殖民美洲期间,美洲原住民有没有派某个特定的酋长,去和白人定居者谈判,最终对事情的最后结果产生了影响了吗?

Ron Hagley
Neither of them. They do not in any way represent humanity. All off them are simply very wealthy industrialists and entrepreneurs. Gates has at least used some of his wealth for charitable work. Zuckerberg simply produced the most useless invasive pointless so called service populated primarily by morons without a life.

他们都不行。他们丝毫不能代表全人类。
他们都只是非常富有的实业家和企业家。
盖茨至少还将自己的部分财富用于慈善事业。
扎克伯格只是制作了一个最无用的、具有侵入性的、毫无意义的所谓服务,主要由没有生活的白痴组成。

Epstein Lance
None of them can’t represent humanity because whites are not representing humanity. They are only 10% of humanity. Most of humanity lives in that famous circle which contains countries like China, India, Japan, Indonesia, Bangladesh etc.
So any earthly representative will have to be from these countries. May be some Chinese.

他们中的任何一个都不能代表全人类。因为白人不能代表全人类。他们只是人类中的10%。
人类中的大部分人,生活在这个著名的圈子中。这个圈子里有中国、印度、日本、印度尼西亚、孟加拉国等国。
因此,任何派出去代表地球的人,都必须来自这些国家。可能会是某些中国人。

Nemo
Mark Zuckerburg will say “hi aunt!” Upon first contact

扎克伯格第一次见到外星人可能会说:“嗨,阿姨!”

Saramma Varghese
I will say Bill Gates may be the best to represent humanity.. Elon Musk is scared of aliens.. .. According to Musk “ we are hopeless” by an alien invasion…
Bill Gates developed a successful business as a teenager.. his career is based on strong logic and mathematical skills, establishing himself as a coder with a knack for solving problems..
“A blue alien centaur turned human gave Bill Gates the idea for windows…. .. As you see, aliens know Bill Gates already… smile..

我会选择比尔·盖茨,他是最能代表人类的人……埃隆·马斯克害怕外星人……根据马斯克的说法,如果外星人入侵,“我们会陷入绝望”……
比尔·盖茨在十几岁时,就发展出了一家成功的企业……他的职业生涯建立在强大的逻辑和数学技能之上,他使自己成为了一名有解决问题能力的程序员……
“一个蓝色的半人马外星人,变成了人类,这让比尔·盖茨萌生了创建 windows 的想法”……正如你所看到的,外星人已经认识比尔·盖茨了……微笑……

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